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  • @clairefortier9738
    @clairefortier9738 Рік тому +75

    Love how Nikko warns women against Army & Marines. Describes them as complete idiots & animals. Then asks why girls would want to join the Air Force 😂

  • @michael200003
    @michael200003 Рік тому +82

    The MRAP rear failure wasn't in the field, it was during Qual testing/Destructive testing for the vehicle. Hard break checks are required in order for the TV to move on or to ensure a spec is being met.

  • @michaelharper3628
    @michaelharper3628 Рік тому +21

    I gotta be honest. I was deployed and there was an Army sergeant who was fine, beautiful, and intelligent. She was happily married and turned away so many souls. I know she caught me looking a few times, but she was chill with me even though I was Air Force. And your right, when I was in-lieu with the Army, I wore what they wore. Man, I swore she was psyops.

  • @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams
    @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams Рік тому +76

    my Dad(who is in the air force) always pass his pt. test and he is almost 50 not retired yet and can do almost as good as the 20 year olds

    • @Lonemite
      @Lonemite Рік тому +8

      My dads army and is like that. Even made it a point to try harder and beat his higher up in their pt test a few years back lol. He’s 53 and could still outrun/fold me in half in a second.

    • @plasticoflamingo2952
      @plasticoflamingo2952 Рік тому +4

      When the PT standards are 20 pushups in five minutes, 20 sit-ups in five minutes, and finish a 1 mile run sometime today, it's not hard.🤣🤣

    • @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams
      @Deltasnipergamezfullstreams Рік тому

      nice man thats impressive@@Lonemite

  • @lyndajaeger4477
    @lyndajaeger4477 Рік тому +22

    My grandpa is retired USAF and was fit and hard af until my grandma died. Until her death I never saw that man meet the sunrise in his dreams, or not have pressed clothes with his hair to regulation. Since then he's half the man. I almost joined the air force because he got me a recommendation to the college but I'm a bit fluffy. I always told him i never wanted to BE in the air force, i wanted to marry a pilot like him. Those pilots in their flight suits in the captain's bar were fine. Like hella fine. Not the place he should have been taking me to fine. I love bragging about him. He was a monster in the air. James Patterson himself mentioned him several times in a book he wrote. He test piloted the first stealth fighter plane and ran a platoon(?) In the gulf war they nicknamed Sandy's Shooter's. They just had a reunion he couldnt make it to in Vegas.

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 Рік тому +4

    To right. “Always leave it better (cleaner) than you found it.” How many times did I hear that one.

  • @LaJuera25
    @LaJuera25 Рік тому +4

    3:25 Nikko yelling “oh noooo!” With his whole heart and soul. 😂 boii you estupe !

  • @NekoOnyx
    @NekoOnyx Рік тому +245

    AF female here! I did NOT join for the men, I joined cause my parents said I was hard R tarded but I've proven them wrong cause I am months away from retiring 😂 joined 13 July 2004, scheduled to retire 1 Aug 2024 🤘

    • @margodphd
      @margodphd Рік тому +9

      Congratulations!

    • @NekoOnyx
      @NekoOnyx Рік тому

      @@margodphd Thank you!

    • @novastar3547
      @novastar3547 Рік тому +2

      based

    • @CasondraM
      @CasondraM Рік тому +1

      Rock on, sister! Enjoy that retirement!

    • @11bravo72
      @11bravo72 Рік тому

      Ayo DD-214 club just around the corner

  • @nanigarringer6285
    @nanigarringer6285 Рік тому +55

    It’s always a good day when nikko posts

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. Рік тому +10

    9:52 Right here killed me. I am so using this line 🤣

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Рік тому +84

    Airforce is just the Army with a bigger budget, better living standards, and just flat out don't hate themselves.
    If you hate yourself you join the Army. If you hate anything living including yourself join the the Marines.

    • @AshleyK137
      @AshleyK137 Рік тому +3

      Why you gotta speak the truth XD

    • @smartiscrib-cf5mx
      @smartiscrib-cf5mx Рік тому +1

      why you gotta hurt our feelings

    • @DaBurntToaster
      @DaBurntToaster Рік тому

      hey man, the airforce doesnt not hate themselves, the CHAIR force doesnt hate themselves. if you work on the flight line, you most definatly fucking hate your life, and you hate yourself for making this mistake.

    • @andrewweiss9355
      @andrewweiss9355 Рік тому +4

      Us in maintainence definitely hate our selves

    • @alamp7640
      @alamp7640 Рік тому

      @@andrewweiss9355 people never think about the maintainence side

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Рік тому +14

    Love me some Chanel puppers back flip rolls! Oh, wait I mean Nikko reactions! Happy early b-day! We appreciate you! Made my day! 💙

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine Рік тому +6

    That KC-10 pilot at 3:49 is gonna need a fresh flight suit😂

  • @assassincos6608
    @assassincos6608 Рік тому +3

    7:02 oml that’s actually true. I went to the gym one morning and people were there for pt and I kid you not, on the field inside, they were in rows and doing this while others were I think finishing up their mile on the track upstairs lmfaoo

  • @JosiahLucero
    @JosiahLucero Рік тому +7

    Tazed. It's over in about 5 seconds. Meanwhile I'm still suffering an hour later after the OC spray.

  • @timothystarritt5337
    @timothystarritt5337 Рік тому +6

    I’m in the Air Force and I can confirm that at BMT they serve coffee that early in the morning.

  • @PhoebeRychener
    @PhoebeRychener Рік тому +12

    I always have a good time watching you react to anything😂😊

  • @kingslayer4427
    @kingslayer4427 Рік тому +4

    the little skits edits you do for your jokes get me dying laughing everytime

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 10 місяців тому +2

    "why are all these women in the air force?"
    It's called air conditioning.

  • @elizabethkanaya1337
    @elizabethkanaya1337 11 місяців тому +5

    My friend and her sister are AF (one AFNG the other an active duty pilot), I think they joined in part because their dad was AF and in part because so many people say AF treats women the best.

  • @TheAdequateFisher
    @TheAdequateFisher Рік тому +5

    Revely is my oh shit alarm for work in the morning....works everytime

  • @SwirlyGames5
    @SwirlyGames5 Рік тому +6

    I love these videos SO MUCH can’t wait to see what you have in the future!

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem Рік тому +2

    That second guy, injury not service related, calling it now.

  • @Midnightgooner69
    @Midnightgooner69 Рік тому +19

    Niko looks like John bernthal and Jake gylenhall had a weird ADHD love child

  • @grimmwolf9690
    @grimmwolf9690 Рік тому +5

    All the men in the air force have high paying nerd jobs waiting for them when they get out.

  • @M0r3105
    @M0r3105 Рік тому +2

    When I conduct the Vehicle Inspections I hold on to the CAC/PIV till its done. Fail to comply will get you denied entry. Come back tomorrow

  • @mikemasci7512
    @mikemasci7512 Рік тому +1

    At 6:01 bro asked for pepper spray or getting tased like bro… pepper spray is the absolute fucking worst I’d rather be teased like 4 times then get pepper sprayed again

  • @NaMossberg
    @NaMossberg Рік тому +11

    It always a good day when Nikko post a awesome video!❤❤❤

  • @AMERICANA1155
    @AMERICANA1155 Рік тому +3

    Leave milk and cookies for tourniquet man

  • @stephkay2149
    @stephkay2149 Рік тому

    5:53 😂 I’m dying for the disaster artist reference 😂😂

  • @EsePincheBigFern
    @EsePincheBigFern Рік тому +2

    Couldn’t stop laughing when he started screaming from jet fuel rain😂😂😂

  • @newdoggproductions
    @newdoggproductions Рік тому +2

    yup, I'd rather ride the lightning for 4-7 seconds than feel like my face is in a bon fire for an hour.

  • @jhaas68865
    @jhaas68865 Рік тому +45

    Don’t hate the Air Force. We have all the chicks and air conditioning. I was enlisted and medical so our girl to guy ratio worked in our favor.

    • @alamp7640
      @alamp7640 Рік тому +1

      man why the fuck did I go maintenance than lmao. there's like one girl to every 20 guys

  • @shenaniganswithmark
    @shenaniganswithmark Рік тому +1

    0:30 didn’t see that coming

  • @BreadOverAll420
    @BreadOverAll420 Рік тому +2

    Already know this is gonna be a banger video, I love doggin on the Air force.

    • @Dondingo4
      @Dondingo4 8 місяців тому

      You probably love living like a dog too.

  • @tomallison9362
    @tomallison9362 Рік тому +3

    I love how he brings the queen into it lol. Might hate those British crumpet munchers, but the queen was Kool AF tho

    • @terrancemuzic5157
      @terrancemuzic5157 Рік тому

      When Lizzy died Boston and Ireland literally threw parties as a F-You

  • @ampedturtle4033
    @ampedturtle4033 Рік тому +3

    I love how at 8:25 they used an Angry Cops audio clip 😂

  • @DaBurntToaster
    @DaBurntToaster Рік тому +1

    the aircraft refuelling at 0:50 is either navy, or not usa (though I cant see much, it looks like an 18, so navy), the usaf doesnt use probe and drogue refueling, we use flying booms instead.

  • @Steff-W
    @Steff-W Рік тому +2

    Thank you Nikko for posting these ❤❤
    I haven’t seen a twitch live video in a minute
    Hopefully I can hop on next week ❤❤

  • @hbicgrizzly8212
    @hbicgrizzly8212 Рік тому

    8:23 thats a voice over from angry cops!!! lolol love that dude

  • @big_ben111
    @big_ben111 Рік тому +3

    2:26
    White man: ONE BLACK MAN
    Dude in car: YOU RACIST😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Рік тому +2

    Three years in the Navy. Never had a random vehicle inspection.

  • @Flashrunner360
    @Flashrunner360 Рік тому +9

    Why the Air Force got the hot ones? 🤣

  • @mockthis1223
    @mockthis1223 Рік тому +2

    Nikko a straight real one 😂❤

  • @hookedonbass08
    @hookedonbass08 Рік тому +2

    yo can we all agree that WE NEED MORE PUPPER IN THE VIDS

  • @nicholastomlinson1952
    @nicholastomlinson1952 Рік тому +2

    It's crazy that in a few years soldiers will use tiktoks as evidence for injury claims

  • @strawberrymilk9767
    @strawberrymilk9767 11 місяців тому +1

    3:37 hey look its a dc-10 (death chamber 10)

  • @Rockieswoobie
    @Rockieswoobie Рік тому +9

    Maybe that’s true … my mom was in the Air Force and married my dad who was in the Army.

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Рік тому +1

    8:17 why does he sound like angry cops? 😂

  • @EK_66
    @EK_66 Рік тому +3

    Finally the air force being funny and stupid

  • @tntwriter1
    @tntwriter1 Рік тому +2

    110% did not join for the men lololol

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 9 місяців тому

    Side note: Moving sandbags, bunks, etc. from one place to another in the USAF is called 'pile-it training'. 🙂

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke 10 місяців тому

    Yeap, we had a problem one day around my city, Scottsdale, JP all over, my cars had basically napalm on like rain.

  • @tornado_man_4078
    @tornado_man_4078 Рік тому +1

    Less go! Can’t wait to watch this one!

  • @SergejGovorcin
    @SergejGovorcin Рік тому +3

    9:22 You go girl!

  • @KSshredz
    @KSshredz 9 місяців тому +2

    4:31 no marines

  • @hotstreak1845
    @hotstreak1845 Рік тому +2

    Niko did u know the queen sided with hitler and thought he was right

  • @dylanpalmer3726
    @dylanpalmer3726 Рік тому +3

    Niko, your recent content has been killing it! Can’t get enough!

  • @Thatguy21110
    @Thatguy21110 Рік тому +1

    Love the vids Nikko!!!

  • @kelseygillan3069
    @kelseygillan3069 Рік тому +1

    Happy birthday Nikko hope you have e great day🎉🎉

  • @dantekun1203
    @dantekun1203 Рік тому +1

    4:08 Lol, Kitchen.

  • @GGtheDummy
    @GGtheDummy 8 місяців тому

    1:09 now that just felt personal lmao

  • @bonniehuh
    @bonniehuh Рік тому

    8:17 -- That was an Angry Cops soundclip!!

  • @jimbo1278
    @jimbo1278 Рік тому +2

    the 2 worst combined words in the military lexicon are "boob job".
    the 2nd worst 2 words are "breast reduction".
    😝

  • @gjheintzman
    @gjheintzman Рік тому +1

    I was thinking about how fun jumping would be the moment before you said it. 19D2

  • @katherinejimenez7107
    @katherinejimenez7107 11 місяців тому +1

    I want to tell you something funny, the pepper spray I can do real good because I always get shampoo in my eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SmittyAccess
    @SmittyAccess Рік тому +2

    We do the submerged helicopter crash training in the pool just like that in the oil field. You have to go through that class before they’ll let you fly a helicopter to go offshore.

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Рік тому +1

    1:00, how is that even Airforce?! Isn't that the *Cougar MRAP* aka the Canadian MRAP

  • @queenofspawn
    @queenofspawn Рік тому +2

    From gay fails to chair force fails

  • @Gibson-hj5bt
    @Gibson-hj5bt Рік тому +2

    Hey Nikki we what to see the best side or training for the air force security force or the gears based on branch

  • @12Bennettbarnes128
    @12Bennettbarnes128 Рік тому

    U r always doing the best u can do and I love it . Keep up the good work 😃😃

  • @Sigamole
    @Sigamole Рік тому

    CONGRATS ON 2M SUBSCRIBERS NIKKO!

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Рік тому

    Home boy has the Cudi! Day & Night!

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 Рік тому

    That's crazy about the cosmetic surgery, I did not know or expect that 😂😅

  • @ofpmarine
    @ofpmarine Рік тому

    That’s Angry Cops audio at 8:16 😂

  • @tylergriffin6629
    @tylergriffin6629 Рік тому

    I’d take the taser again if I had to. Way more painful, but only a 5 second ride. And it doesn’t start all over again when you shower

  • @marlinnelson476
    @marlinnelson476 Рік тому

    love the meme videos hah.
    I love the video nikko and editer.

  • @haydenschultz5280
    @haydenschultz5280 Рік тому

    I straight up air/chair force on a school assignment like this monday

  • @Semperf11
    @Semperf11 Рік тому +1

    Never been taxed but pepper spray sucks 🥹🥹 6:09

  • @Bread._.369
    @Bread._.369 Рік тому +1

    Love ur channel

  • @BoilingDietCoke
    @BoilingDietCoke Рік тому +1

    9:00 Chicken legs can't do it. The funny looking guys at stores.

  • @fvdedhippo
    @fvdedhippo Рік тому +4

    0:31 not service connected 🫠

  • @warriorodin8367
    @warriorodin8367 Рік тому +1

    The MRAP video is for when they were testing it to see how they can break it.

  • @FoxMcRamen
    @FoxMcRamen Рік тому +1

    As an Air Force brat I can confirm af pt is not the hardest

  • @Walle-rn6cy
    @Walle-rn6cy Рік тому

    NGL I thought I was gonna drown in that dunker the first time. I forgot to take a breath before the water came up.

  • @richardsanchez4152
    @richardsanchez4152 11 місяців тому

    nikko you should do a video on the af sere specialist career field, shit would be dope and i think you’d find it pretty sick dude

  • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
    @GingerThereforeNoSoul 11 місяців тому

    5:57 Tased, bc that didn't hurt nearly as long as the OC spray, that 💩 sucked!

  • @ashcookie3843
    @ashcookie3843 Рік тому +2

    Love this

  • @AllanBeam
    @AllanBeam Рік тому

    “Dropped my a$$hole, better pick that up” - every kid when your mom comes in the room asking whodunnit

  • @Gamer_SG
    @Gamer_SG Рік тому

    as civil air patrol cadet i can confirm that its better than any other program

  • @FULD72
    @FULD72 Рік тому

    Ladies join AF cause they thought it was Top Gun - oops 😂😂😂

  • @M_u_t_e96024
    @M_u_t_e96024 Рік тому

    I fr said give me something good then my guy nikko popped up was bit more angry tho ngl yt was shi an u saved it😂😂

  • @jasoncamacho1411
    @jasoncamacho1411 Рік тому

    15T army goes thru the same roll over training lol

  • @bartonbella3131
    @bartonbella3131 Рік тому +1

    That cvnt should realize the only time a National Anthem has been played in castle grounds was for 9/11... Her Royal Majesty wept for America that day and showed America ultimate respect that day... she also was a veteran who was mechanic. She had more military experience than Trump

  • @minimaverick3618
    @minimaverick3618 8 місяців тому +1

    5:46 i wanna be there now 😞

  • @zakarybrisson3657
    @zakarybrisson3657 6 місяців тому

    I'd rather get tased for the same reason, I aint getting tased for 6 hours

  • @chandlermason9350
    @chandlermason9350 Рік тому +1

    Sometimes fighting is necessary but all the time.that's why the AIR FORCE is the youngest branch,At least from my view.

  • @robertespinoza8098
    @robertespinoza8098 Рік тому +2

    5:53 I prefer tased. Loved being tased. Idk bout the other one

  • @cartersettimi7911
    @cartersettimi7911 10 місяців тому

    Airforce in 1972: *Laughs in A-10 Brrrtt*

  • @lightnighl7220
    @lightnighl7220 Рік тому

    XD HAHAHAHAHA GODDAM that psy op bit had me dying bro