Marine TikTok Fails... Part 3
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- Опубліковано 1 лют 2024
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Military TikTok Fails...
Military Fails Gone Wrong...
"Ma'am, thank you for your cervix"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Her cervix is definitely not happy with you 😅😅
I was just about to comment, thank you for your cervix 😊🫡
The way he was gripping his neck 😂
Something else 😂
Pauly Shore would say he likes that
He said he was missing his wife that particular day and I was looking good 😂 that’s why he was gripping my neck like that
Damnit that’s the most true thing ever. Every infantry barracks party ended with someone being in tears or wanting to go fight the sister unit or talk about their ex who’s with sfc snuffy
😊
😂😂😂😂
The worst smell was when the sewerage tank blew back into the submarine, causing raw sewage to flow down 3 decks while dived.
That's rank.
Bro was needing some serious help at the beginning 😂
For real 😂
SHARP!!
You know he didn't write that sign himself...because its in marker. Marines like crayons.
No, you can tell a Marine did it because it's backward.
"SAFETY BRIEFING FOR TODAY. AIRMEN ARE REMINDED TO NOT INTRODUCE THEIR SISTERS TO MARINE."
Next SHARP be like...
Camp Lejeune got the good barracks to compensate for the poisoned water
Facts my dad got 100% disability from desert storm and the water there affecting his brain
Worst smell when i was in the military as a Navy Corpsman was treating someone that had Gonorrhea in his eyes. Smelled so GOD DAMN bad like rotten ass mixed with feet
My dad was a sergeant and a mp and he said he hosted one training where a guy was constipated but was finally “relieved” when they did a 12 mile hike and let’s just say dad was right behind him the whole 12 miles lol
The sign with " HELP" and the look had me laughing
For real 😂
The worst smell I've ever smelled in the military was when we moved rearranged the unit snackbar. We had an unplugged freezer in there. I opened it a couple inches before I slammed it shut when I realized 7 frozen turkeys we were giving away to new Airmen the last thanksgiving had liquified themselves inside it.
And it was July. The wind blew through the hangar and buildings and made other unit in the hangar over throw up as we washed it out.
That is fan fucking tastic. I love it haha.
I swear Nikko does the best commentary on these videos, it’s hilarious af, keep up the good work
DUDE I WAS THERE IN LIMA Soi west for a few months after mct and yes “that dude” snitched on our marine-sized holes in the walls and a dirty shower curtain and stuff. It’s a 60 year old building ok? He was there for like 2 weeks. Then we had to clean non stop for a 3 star to inspect us. I’m over here power washing a shower room at 2300 to make it look like a polished turd. RIP love that place never change
He was there for a couple days actually cause I picked up a right before that happened
Was doing route clearance. We drove by a burn pit in Baghdad. I started throwing up immediately. I was trying to operate the gyro cam on the COs truck at the time. Long trip that one.
I SLEEP BEFORE I WAKE UP ... AAAAGH! that shit killed me
"Fighting demons" Bro everyone fights demons when they are drunk.
A way to pass your room inspection, use the harshest, most obnoxious smelling cleaner you can find. Top should walk in and feel like he is getting nasaly assaulted by the pine sol lady.
Marines are so wild fr 😂
I don’t think that haircut at 5:59 is in regulation lol😂
In the British army it's called robo gen
That Camp Lejeune barracks looks a lot like the SNCO barracks. Tiny but probably the nicest barracks I've ever seen
Always a good day when Nikko posts
ALWAYS
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no lies
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@@nikkoortizshorts Nikko you are amazing. 🤩
That large marine would be hard to take down if the marine is dedicated.
bro we use to go down the mountains in WV and have the speedometer back up to 20 scariest thing I've ever done lmao
Military paying for your college sounds like financial aid. If I get c or lower overall they say “no more financial aid for you”
Got me shook when he said Raul you talking to me I don’t know a single other Raul at least we out here 😂
Bro if you could make a video talking about executive protection I think that’d be dope
...Been missing ya Ortiz! Tighten Up! ❤
Yesss!
I'd bet money those were the supply barracks at Lejeune. Those guys had it good when I was there. They got treated like they were Air Force 😂
My ad that came up under this vid was a coupang (korean amazon) ad for crayons XD
This compilation made my ptsd flare up THANKS NIKOOOOOOOO
you hate not being deployed until you're there, then you come back and you're begging to be sent back because conis is wack
I'm stuck on the curling tires. Like WTF!?!? Who are you? LOL
" I sleep before I wake up " I.. Is that not how it works though????
Worst smell ever for me was all the drains getting unclogged in the dorms, these were Air Force dorms by the way and haven't been renovated since the 80's and I was there pre 2020 COVID and it sucked
I love these they always make me laugh, thanks Nikko!
Worst thing to smell are the burn pits over seas. You got everything in these pits
his eye squint lip bite kills me every time. XD
Nikoooo you're funny asf bro, keep it up!
Hell yesss
I love watching these🤣🤣🤣
I should be in Parris Island for bootcamp on March 26th!🫡
Semper Fi!
ITS ALWAYS A GREAT DAY WHEN NIKKOORITZ UPLOADS
No fails, just giggles 🤣
Funniest ish I ever saw in ait was my dude on his phone when drill walked in and instantly made vrrrrrrrrrr sounds and acting like it’s a shaver hahahaha.
Worst thing about military was toxic commands that were just trying to get that CO spot.
Thank you Nikko love your laugh always gives me a smile ❤❤❤❤❤
We love Nikko’s laugh 😂
Thats normal, food for later 😂 aint that the truth
"Happens all the time, nothing outside the norm OKAY"- nikko
love the content nikko u make my day when i watch ur videos
SAME
I love your videos. They always make me laugh when I watch them.
So funny 😂
Thx for re plying
I love you Nikko you always make my day respect bro
Hell yeah
Which fail made you laugh the hardest 😂
French Creek Barracks 64. my first barracks in the Marine Corps looks just like that Lejeune one shown
When brother said I sleep before I wake up, I felt that.
6:40 80mph & they’re rockin’ Free Bird! LOL
This video was so good
Never fails 💪
Love the vids keep up the good work
Yesss
The metal in the back round at 4:08
This is the guy you be hiding your crayons from😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks!
Poo pond, Kandahar air base. When newbies come on base, they get acquainted . Haha
Hello nicko i love your videos keep up the good work👍👍👍
Hell yeah 🙌
SIX MINUTES AGO DAMN ive been WAITING for a new video though love these.
So good
love the videos 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Ranger students after a week in the field in the first phase are brutal
THAT NEWS WAS ABOUT MY BARRACKS
I'm joining those but in San Diego 😩😩
A shit/piss corner in the barracks hallway for infantrymen on Fort Hood in the summertime when the A/C went out for two weeks.
Just Bring it
I did myself a barracks cut once..., I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN 💀
4:25 What's funny is that I said 100 bucks too before you said it lol, great minds think alike
YAY MORE FAILS
Yesss
berthing 2 on a ddg when the head floads..... iykyk
The worst smell was the Afgan toilets in kunduz 😂😂😂
Nikko you have that E-4 and below attitude. It's so easy so tell that you were never an NCO brother.
Told ya I'd still watch it lol
Yo, i just went to meps today, nikko wasnt lying in his vid where he said that shit was BORING AF! The worst part was letting an old man touch my junk and look at my chocolate starfish to check for hemorrhoids and shit
Worst smells.... Paint locker on a coast guard cutter lol
That was the supply bn barracks on camp Lejeune
More marine fails plz
Those barracks are Camp. Lejeune was better than mine at MCBH in Hawaii.
We need Nikko reacting to Nikko bro
We really do
I've been out for 13 years and I finally had an uplifting army dream and you were in it 🥹
I'm a big Cornell and AIC fan, for one.
That first video was my buddy right there 😂😂
Worst thing i had to smell was a tank that caught on fire
8:05 I know that spot; that's the wood bridge near the 2/2 barracks.
Camp lejeune, French creek, poop plant.
I Love your videos
So good!
Love you niko
Much love 🫶
I remember when I was caught lacking in colors and a Japanese ship was in port so we had their colors after ours I was never caught in colors again
Pet spider is funny asf
Too much 😅
80mph in a Humvee = tinnitus 😂
Nikko should start answering his own questions
Hid in a dumpster once on a E&E exercise in August at Lejeune, very bad stink,Semper Fi
hey man thanks to you im joining the military
Worst smell I experienced was in the garage with expired oil buring
Worst smell was when E&I Co at Quantico decided they were no longer going to shower or do laundry ever again. Did not end well once company commander found out.
3:30 camp ginger close to Lejeune is where this dude at
That barracks looks like my schools cubby room for band 9:37
Some one had a pet racoon and locked it in a cupboard it died and started rotting we found it when it was a skeleton ps love yo video's, love the content
I mean..i had a pet bee and pet cricket in BCT 😂. Anything is possible