They hired me to kill everyone in New York..
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- Опубліковано 2 лют 2022
- Today we play Hitman 2.
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Jeff you're the only banker I'd let convince me to open a savings account
I am exceptionally surprised, that this particular UA-cam comment that reads "Jeff(referring to the famous UA-camr Modest Pelican) you're the only banker i'd let convince me to open a savings account" made by a relatively famous UA-cam content creator named "zanny" has not gotten any replies considering its nature.
*Geoff
@@PapiChuloJuicebox Zanny likes to make fun of his name
Why doesnt zanny have more likes......wtf is zan clan doing
We love Jeff
Pelican: Steals "slippery when wet" sign
Guard: Now this is an Avengers level threat
The AI is truly impeccable in this game.
Gets shot up and congratulates people for not getting shot up on heroin
Luckily it was just a game 😂
He didn't mean it, his finger just... slipped
who knows, that slippery when wet sign can set off a bomb!
For as bad as 47 is supposed to be, considering his profession and all, he still inhabits a world where security guards will gun you down for simply picking up a wet floor sign.
Well, it is NY, America, right?
@@LennardF1989 NY is like the second most anti gun state in America
@@LennardF1989got a point
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
@@LennardF1989 NY is like this, yes. They also like to vacation outside NY then proceed to tell everyone that NY is better. -_-
this channel is so funny😭 the nonchalant way he speaks and says the most out of pocket things I've ever heard it's hilarious, i can't stop laughing LMFAOOO
Australian humour at its best
Deadpan
Haha
It's Poland all over again! 🤣
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Really glad I found this channel a few weeks ago. The dudes commentary is legendary
This is true I found him over a year ago and I still love him
Really glad I found this channel a few years ago. The dudes commentary is legendary
Really glad I found this channel a few decades ago. The dudes commentary is legendary
@se11💋 wow, even papa peli is being attacked by porn bots.
Welcome bro, I've only been here for a year, and I will say it certainly has been one of the best Years I've had on UA-cam
I’m always down for more hitman!
Same
@@onichanyi9214 I love this channel as well, oni
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@David Anderson u know that’s a virus... right?
@@santadbg5759 seems like a perfectly harmless Modest pelican fan to me. All she asked me for were my banking details and personal information just like any fan of the channel would.
This is hilarious, it's like an office sitcom if you were experiencing a period of violent psychosis.
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i can just imagine Diana preparing popcorn and telling the other staff back at the base to watch ModestPelicans playthroughs
And berating agent 47 for not acting like a gentleman. What kind of jerk would knock out a woman with a fire extinguisher? What a brute! 🙃
Money well spent...
lol
I agree
Yo bro, I got the same one
@@MrBoat24 not possible 1 per person pinky person remember??
@@gekkedebieltje7023 Shhhh
Glad to see Papa Peli realises the value of NFTs
may I screenshot?
@@alfwil8929 feel free
@@ltsmokeeater6247 He asked you?
@dank I didn’t ask you.
@dank ong
"And trust me I'd know, my keyboard got covered in... well it doesn't matter what it got covered in"
Fantastic commentary 😂😂
“Hello Jared, Angus, and Dan. I hope you’re having huge, big sex”
What a true friend
Amen
1:10
Clearly the guard was savvy enough to spot an assassination attempt by workplace accident.
There are no accidents in the workplace, only negligence. The security union taught him that.
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That... Does kinda make sense
Of course Him and the entire bank pulling their guns out, not so much
Assassination by workplace accident? Why didn't I think of that before? Thanks for the tip. 😀
This needs K number of thumbs-ups.
"I guess his plan is to shoot the fire to death with a shot gun"
"THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US"
I red this comment as he said it in the video…
At 4:52 i burst out laughing when he was beating everyone with a crow bar and then he whipped out a gun and said “I even started firing my gun like a mad man”
I was listening to this with no imagery and when I heard “this woman was going to snitch on me, so I punched her in the nose” genuinely gave me goosebumps
That's embarrassing on your part
@@nudenoodler9194 fr lmao
Killing 100 civilians in GTA: "meh"
Killing 1 person in Hitman: "Omg, I need to restart"
The legend is back, reminding us to stay hydrated! Love your work man, keep it up
ty man :)
@@ModestPelican Give us the cleaning channel
@@ModestPelican we love your content dude you don’t even know the difference you make in our days! Big love hope you’re doing great.💪🏼
@se11💋 your parents beat you
@@onichanyi9214 your mom don’t love you
7:12 i'm a criminal now
If you liked this video, make sure to steal The Pope’s robes and replace them with a large Pelican costume, as this really spreads the good word of the channel
A very educational video would recommend and very relatable
@@onichanyi9214 wtf
"Reateable"
Bruh hol up!
9:45 "Incredibly Challenging but not Impossible"
"If I could get a job here, I could destroy the company from within" 😂
Love me some hitman content!!! Feel like that's when Papa Peli is at his best (comedic-wise and funny gameplay) 😂😂
What hitman is this
@@tatewealthacademy Hitman 2. this bank mission is specifically included in the expansion pass of hitman 2
I like his Hitman gameplay & comments because it reminds me of my best friend (deceased) & I playing Hitman Blood Money when it came out. Good times!
Absolutely needed this chaotic yet business casual energy today.
Absolutely love this dude commentary on this mission. Found it randomly. Will definitely check on more of Modest Pelican videos.
Yeah, Brutally Killing A Whole Bank Full Of Inocent People. I Like This Content!
ah yes, yet another classic video to keep me hydrated every day.
Imagine walking around a corner at work and getting smacked in the face with a guitar by A bald guy who’s more hydrated then all your fish. Family friendly entertainment at its finest.
V I O L I N
6:07
that's very graphic, mr thomas
Y E S
"This facility has co-ed bathrooms, which i can't imagine would go down well with my homie, jesus christ" hahahahahahahaha i legit had to stop the video for 3 minutes to finish laughing hahahaha
The legend is back with another hitman video to hydrate everyone in this New York bank
:D
‘Heroin free January’ had me rollin 😂
I love how you genuinely care that the staff are being mistreated well also turning a man into swiss cheese with a AK47
8:05 "Maybe put a few pot plants around..." As an American, I was very confused by that at first.
Yay more hitman!!
I have been having a really tough time with my studies. The pressure is unbearable. Your videos are like water in a desert for me at this point. Thanks for keeping me hydrated.
LOL I've never played any of these games & yet this is the most entertaining thing ever.
Now i feel like it's a crime when I don't do the modest pelican voice while playing HITMAN III
7:35"I throw a second muffin and this guy hits another 360 chair sit
Im being clipped on by an executive assistant"ahh moment🙏💀❤️🩹😭
11:07 That's what he gets for walking past a water bottle and ignoring the chance to hydrate.
The last month there was a great flood in my country, now is everyone hydrated
This guy sounds like he is the worlds greatest therapist
I'm binge-watching Pelican's Hitman series. I now want to buy Hitman 3. I bought "Hitman Absolution" a decade ago and I never really played it the way Pelican plays. This series is a great "How-to-play". When I get Hitman 3, I'll rewatch this series as playthrough tutorials, if needed. Thanks.
the hitman content is what made me fall in love with pelican, i stopped watching for almost a year and 5 minutes in i already remember why I loved this channel so much and i regret not watching more 😂
Yo fr dude. He don’t miss w his vids
@@caramelarmor8582 *You’re *for real * doesn’t *with *videos *.
@@SavageJarJar what the fuck is your problem
Go drink water
7:27 "clean 360 chair sit"
CLIP THAT CLIP THAT
Pee
"It's apparently an interview room, but i nterview her face with my feather duster" adsfjadjsfakdsg
2:03
>kills everyone in new york
"Everyone liked that"
As a guy who enjoys a bit of story in my games I tend to avoid gameplays. But you, oh my god you. Its legit IMPOSSIBLE for you to spoil anything. A fuck all storm of chaos every gameplay I watched on this channel. I played the mission myself, didnt even recognise agent 47 let alone the mission itself. 10/10 channel
I love his commentary and his failed relation ship jokes plus he love telling dark humor jokes
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The polish joke got me laughing so much😂
"Im trying to kill everyone here, not the amazon" 😹😹😹
12:59
You might not see this but, Thank you for the hood content. It truly makes my day.
I appreciate that mate! Hope you're doing well
This is pure hood content . Fires guns around like mad men .
@@ModestPelican thanks for realising the NFT’s
Still the most hydrated man I know
@se11💋 gway out of that will you
Pelican kills everyone: there was "some" collateral damage
One of the funnest moments I’ve had in this game is when I loaded myself up with weapons, went into the bathroom and put on the bank robber disguise, and then shot up the main room and made my way down to the vault where I then robbed it. And after that I picked off the few survivors
"Modest Pelican The psychotic Giga Chad"
- Noice👌
:D
The “It’s Poland all over again” part made me laugh so hard I forgot I was drinking water and almost got killed by gods Nectar😂
this joke is historically uncorrect. show me a moment in history where poland just gave up their country with no fight. it would fit to use france net time
@@juliusznowakowicz9382 I’m not saying that it’s accurate or anything like that! I’m just saying that it made me laugh. 🇵🇱❤️🇺🇦
Bro gods nectar ?😳
@@juliusznowakowicz9382 Kaiser Friedrich Barbarossa kinda dominated Poland. But hey, you never had a chance against the Holy Roman Empire anyway.
I love just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching him do stupid shit. It makes my day.
Title- Golden Handshake
“Thank god I’m always sufficiently hydrated I guess.”
-Geoff
The tree you start by climbing looks like a butternut. Its some kind of walnut but the terminal leaf looks like the largest one. Any Hitman thats also an environmentalist would know how to care for these majestic but also endangered giants.
dont care didnt ask
do care did ask
Been dunking my family members in water for months everyday in your memory Peli! They seem to be at peace
@se11💋 What the bot
Pelican: Steals "slippery when wet" sign
Guard: So you have chosen death!
The algorithm have blessed your channel.
11:27 bro Lester was about to assign me a heist
Extremely disappointed that I wasn’t informed on how to spread the good word of your channel. I expect better.
At least we can let our classiness slip a little for a change.
Can you imagine it has been like 4 months since the last intro like that. #savethegoodword
So this channel is what youtube used to be back in 2012 era. Funny commentary and awesome gameplay
NYPD ignoring crimes is pretty immersive
12 days felt like an eternity. It was like 12 days without water, but worse.
every time i go back on Modest Pelican's channel and look at the videos list, i can't tell if the videos were released recently or months ago.
He truly commits to his style.
or maybe i'm just dehydrated
The level of sarcasm is godly.
I remember watching Papa Pelis videos back when Battlefield V came out and he had a fraction of the subscribers that he has now. Glad to see he's come a long way.
I was just watching your other hitman videos and you uploaded this one. Papa peli is a mind reader confirmed
:D
Hey modest pelican, i don't comment often but I have watched almost all of your videos, you have helped me through some tough times, keep on being amazing
"Some collateral damage"
[entire bank dead]
Haters will say this is a game, and not live footage of Geoff's daily routine
5:41. i wasn't paying attention until I heard my name
yay
Man you had me laughing so hard
1:34 Amen
watching modest pelican staying hydrated, a perfect thursday morning
after recently watching the end of the GTA RP series this is such a welcome surprise today, this channel has kept me entertained for such a long time now and i even find myself rewatching episodes on both main channels
wish Hitman was coop so you and Barry could both get in there 🦒
Golden Handshake is a very fun mission. It's always fun to don the robbery outfit and go guns blazing every few runs to shake off the stealthy runs.
props to Modest Pelican for almost convincing me Australia is a real place 👏
they keep hiring you for this same job over and over again, you must be the best of the best! truly the most hydrated candidate!
No matter what happens dude, keep making these video's entirely in your fashion. It's actual comic relief.
What’s the game called
Randomly stumbled into this video.
Comedy gold everywhere.
Commentary was top notch!
Detective:”okay tell me everything from the beginning.
Pelican:………………..
I lost faith in everything until I found this channel. Thank you for keeping me hydrated :)
Love you pelican, I hope you are doing well during the pandemic, stay safe
you too bro!
Pandemic...lol.
@@lastofthebest5102 ?
I’m proud to follow Papa Peli since 100k subscribers and to see the growth truly has been fulfilling
"Imagine choosing to have a panic attack, that's kinda cringe"😭😭😭
9:18 that guard looked like Jamie Fox
6:34 during black history month 😂😂
The person that makes thr best hitman videos is obiously modest pelican and he even hydrates them and they fall over because they love it so much
from secret hitman to full GTA 5 Trevor mode in 14mins.
Love the channel. Straight up some of the funniest content on UA-cam. Keep up what you're doing. Hoping to see some dying light 2 content feel like that would be great
13:49 when you and your siblings are doing dishes.
47: *Cuts in line, harasses some poor lady, and steals her soda*
Guards: "I sleep"
47: *Picks up a wet floor sign*
Guards: "REAL SHIT?!?!?!"
I just found this guy and i already love his sarcasm and commentary! 😂😂
OMG this is some your finest work yet, MP. And by finest work, I mean your hilarious commentary!
Workplace safety is very important.
Well, you could also mean that in this level he didn't leave anybody alive. By God, what a massacre. He even broke a violin.
Safety in the workplace, yeah