I played Hitman like a professional assassin
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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Okay
Hi dad
Very cool, stay hydrated. 👍
I will check it out
Lets go papa peli
What do we want?
Race car noises!
When do we want it?
Neeeoww 😂😂😂
weird to see you here
Whit the fuck are u doing here
Ishowspeed type ahh "neow"
Bro what you watch pelican?? Such good taste🙊
Pissed me self at that 😅
Now that I’ve actually played HM3, seeing Cheru and Modest Pelican sneak around flawlessly is insane
I couldn't deal with always online bs. And just buying the game is a shitshow
Same bro
you just gotta play the maps a lot and memorize guard locations
@@johndodo2062 who cares, just play the game. You either enjoy it or you dont
My strat is to play through the entire story at least once then do it again, then play some elusive targets, and the attempt freelancer. 120+ hours and I'm still mid
That race car noises joke caught me off guard...almost spilled the moisturizer 😂
Woah there buddy
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The fact that the doctor pays absolutely no attention to who or what you are as an individual is the most realistic thing about this game.
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“The only thing better than booty is virtual booty and anyone who disagrees has an active sex life”
Absolute class
The jogger not turning out to be a real target was one of the great twists in cinematic history. Made me crack up😭. Well done, Peli
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"I've decided to do something pretty insane, play hitman the way its actually supposed to be played and act like a sneaky little assassin"
A minute later: "i didgeridoo the race Marshall"
"It turns out this guy wasn't a target it was just a personal vendetta"
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Its the dry, deadpan humour that really fucking gets me back to each of this cats videos. "I take my boat to the summit of a Japanese mountain" made me spit out my beer. I love you, Pelican.
And the way he just keeps talking. Not a second is wasted, it's yapid fire rapid fire comedy
You're one of the most quotable individuals out there Peli. Always bring me a lot of joy with your deadpan humour
I literally have so much of this video that I quote daily
Love these Videos, he really just made 7 offensive jokes and talked about pointing guns at busty women in the calmest voice ever.
It was more than 7😂 peli really out here on a canceling speedrun
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“I’m able to slip inside like a stepdad at a sleepover” made me wince so hard
"What do we want?"
"Car noises."
"When do we want them?"
"Neeeeew"
we have to appreciate his sense of humour
😂
6:31 this series of jokes is why I keep coming back.
Yes! Another episode with the world's most well hydrated assassin. Family friendly content guarantied.
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1:22 bro nailed the race car sounds ngl😂😂😂
Public executions are "stealthy" for Peli's standards 😂
“Pour yourself a glass of water, take out the moisturizer and pull down those pants” had me tho great opening
Your Hitman videos are what's keeping me alive. Quite literally.
within 1:25 seconds i have subbed due to all the goofy ahh jokes. 💯
modest pelican inspired me to turn 16 golf courses into pelican enclosures by flooding the rich peoples sweet private land 🥰🥰
ty this really help spread the good word
thanks man this will definitely help out
1:21 that made me laugh way to much
11:02 first time I’ve seen pelican use instinct ability. Historic moment.
It's like after the holidays, Peli just turned up the jokes about 90%
“The only thing better than booty is virtual booty”
Truly inspiring words
ahh my rival we meet again
You think you're special, but Toucan play at that game.
Do not ever stop playing Hitman. It's by far your best series
bro is activley the funniest man on the internet
I love how I started binge watching his hitman series and he started posting it some more. He’s the reason why I play it now.
you know what’s the opposite of binging?
your commentary is truly unrivaled, it always makes me laugh!
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1:10
How true, how true.
"I run into a change room and punch a half naked black man in the face" - Modest pelican 2023
That race car noise joke killed me 😂
4:32 “Just remember, all burn victims were attractive once. Or atleast very hot”
9:25 If a finnish guy was in that sauna he would have asked for more heat.
The first thing he would do is correct that that is NOT ShAwNA its SAUNA PERKELE
I've been going through a lot lately and it's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Thanks man!
3:51 that’s actually a good one lol 😂 (like every other joke you do but this one caught me off guard)
Let’s go, another hydrating hitman vid, keep it up Peli ❤
love ya chris!
@@ModestPelican do ya also love teen moms?
@bigudiuri Loads pelican shaped water pistol with malicious intent
As a bulimia sufferer, this video is fucking hilarious.
What’s also funny is that this is probably the best bulimia awareness video I’ve ever seen. Should be played in school imo ❤
Your jokes lit up my day like a gas lamp
Wow this episode was fire with the dark jokes and references! I loved it Peli. Stay hydrated guys, it is priority number one.
Papa peli is the ultimate sneaky stepdad
The best series of the best UA-camr is back!! ❤ Remember to stay hydrated
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MP is just peak comedy 😂
"What do we want? Racecar noises. When do we want them? Neow 🏎️"
Had me dead 😂😂 it was a good one though
1:22 Why the fuck pelican 😂😂😂😂😂
The fish book joke, very good
I like to imagine Pelican is real, but I wouldnt wanna live in a world where I have to live with the consequences of Pelican being real
I'm not AI that's for sure
A true curse
New Papa Peli Video? That means I need to hydrate more! Thanks for the reminder!
love to hear that you're getting your water intake brother
He is changing his ways
1:21 What a dumb joke.
I loved it lmfao.
Somehow the most offensive thing in this video is calling sugar a condiment…
If condiment king doesn't use it, it's not a condiment
He got me in the first half ngl when he said immigrants at 1:30
Well, this is really something else
Never thought i could see Modest go sneak mode
"we want race car noises, when do we want them? neooooow", that was pretty good...
The thumbnails are getting better every day. GGs Peli :)
I laughed way too hard at the race car noises joke
10:27 can you guys imagine if he’s actually a ai?
I just recently got Hitman from watching you playing it over the years thank you for the memories
This video is a masterpiece. For some reason it also sounds like it was written by AI
I can’t believe PapaPeli finally told us his secret to ultimate hydration!
I feel more like a terrorist than an assassin playing this game, it's so addicting going around anywhere causing mischief to the innocent bystanders.
"Pour yourself a fresh glass of water, take out the moisturizer, and pull down those pants; because you're about to be mildly entertained." DYINGGGGG
this guy is cracking offensive jokes like a plane cracking a tower
1:17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that pun took me out, bro
I tell Dad jokes sometimes. Sometimes he laughs. Mostly he doesn't because he left me 20 years ago.
Loved the part where he told us where the "stay hydrated" meme came from❤
I'm really mad by the lack of "stay classy" at the end, but the race car joke made me laugh out loud. Just like my relationship with my uncle, I have mixed feelings about this.
6:38 jeSUS
As someone who says neeeyowwww on a daily basis that race car noise joke was hilarious
Im convinced hes actually a assassin who is retired and wanted in 40 countries for war crimes
and the heart I got on this comment goes to show why I have notifications on
@@SpiderMan27783 it’s just cus you’re joke was funny so stop bragging
@@thebluebullsnake how am I bragging and about what? I don't wanna have argumen rn so stop trying to start one
Top notch dad jokes in this one.
stunning and brave
Neeeaow. Dammit boi, u got me good with that racecar dad-joke.
"He couldve been a small business owner"😂
That racecar noises joke @ 1:22 is one of the first results for "jokes." I've been using it for years.
I love your Hitman videos Peli, the character you’ve designed reminds me a bit of Thicc Man from popular gaming franchise Grand Theft Auto
What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them?
*Neeeeeeooooooowwww*
😂😂😂
I have no clue what I just happened for the last 12 minutes, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
When he found the dead lady in the sauna: "She'd dehydrated, but she's also dead."
My man got me good on that one. 🤣
4:09 "i'd hit but i wouldnt be thrilled about it :/" TOOK ME OUT
The “heat stroke” joke was underrated
the intro though. naw i aint pulllling down my pants
"Another target is sitting half naked in the sauna. I proceed to rip off his towel and smooch his little- I mean I figure out an appropriate strategy." 💀
New content from this channel? I just found this channel recently. Now, it's the only thing UA-cam recommends. I only watched like 300 videos of his videos in a row. UA-cam is broken
Nahh that was the best intro i ever seen dead ass🙏💀😭
And the jokes 🔛🔝
Frfr🙏
'...they were hot once.' LOL
"we need race car noises."
"when?"
"neeooowwwww"
“I’ve decided to play hitman stealthy” “I proceed to punch a half naked black man in the face”
HELP THE BULIMIA JOKES HAD ME DEAD 😭
Another day, another Pelican
The pause after immigrants 😂😂
Those with fine tuned ears may have caught the subtle bulimia jokes
Make sure your all sufficiently hydrated
"I played hitman the way it was meant to be played". Immediately smacks a man with a didgeridoo.
‘I’m like bulimia but skinny hotties don’t want me’ 😭😭😭 I’m fucking cryingggg I’m literally going to quote this everyday I fear
0:14 bro thought i didnt notice what he was trying to say
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I use to skip out on the papa peli vids and a result i been able to binge them while i wait for new vids here.
I laughed so hard when you took out the guy with the man bun, just because. He wasn't a target, he was just offensive. XD
So glad you've done another amazing hitman video I've missed the himan videos lately.
this is peak assassin gameplay, 100%