Imagine that you're the ICA and after years working with 47 being a scarily elite assassin who makes every single one of his kills look like tragic accidents, he suddenly goes absolutely insane and starts killing people with one of the most identifiable and bizarre signature weapons ever.
In the Miami map in hitman 2 you can actually make one target kill both himself and the second one. There is a mission story line in which becouse of a cmplex chain of events you can trick Robert into detonating an explosvie in Sierra's car, but the game doesn't actually forces you to put the bomb in the car, as long as it's activated somewhere the chain of events can continue, and if you put it in a hidden place, then start Robert's animation, get the bomb and plant it behind him in a certain position, he will activate the detonator, kill himself with the explosion and his death body will fall into the race tracks, sierra will crash with it and get his ass killed in an accident. It's the silliest thing ever
There's a dark way around that one as well. You can trick him into using the detonator himself blowing up his own daughter. And then he shoots himself in the head. At least I think that's One of the opportunities. Also, if you shoot out the tire with a bullet, it makes a slide whistle sound as it crashes
@@lornbaker1083 That doesn't happen. He'll actually attempt to evacuate the mission area via his helicopter and you'll be forced to deal with him before he can do that.
Because the colorado level pissed me off so much, I did the tedious job of knocking out except the targets and piling them up outside the main compound entrance. It took me about 4 hours, but I had suit only, never spotted, no bodies found, never recorded, and I made a save and did all of the tougher challenges. Basically you just leave a gun on the ground where one of the targets can see it and they keep getting a new victim. The hardest part is the beginning when everyone's in pairs and it's hard to separate the gate guards. When there's only like 5 guys left on the map, it's a lot easier - especially the sniper assassin challenge. What a pain that one was. ... and then I spent another 45 minutes just constantly blowing up the pile of unconscious bodies because it was hilarious.
Sniper assassin in Colorado is easy, even without a silenced sniper - put a sniper in a briefcase on the water tower, get one of the guards on the rooftop to come down the stairs, put them in the box under the stairs, take the other rooftop guard down, put them in the box on the roof, climb up, snipe a target (or two if you're feeling lucky) and then slide down the ladder and get into the box. Stay in the box until the guards give up. Rinse and repeat until all targets are dead, leave the level through the fence near the water tower. It was my first suit only completion of the level. I had to look up a guide to get SOSA though lmao.
The fact that one of the most efficient hitmen in the history of mankind not having a single drop of blood on his hands is probably the most hilariously ironic thing ive heard, lmao
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To be fair an assassin in real life that skilled could be a real possibility and also be very very effective , because it can be pretty hard to convict someone of a series of unfortunate events
If you think guards failing to find a copious amount of bananas was hilarious, I've had them frisk me when I had a half-dozen gold bars in my inventory during the New York mission. How they didn't find them... or find them suspicious in the slightest I do not know, but it was indeed hilarious. :P
I mean, being fabulously wealthy and incredibly strong doesn't make you a murderer does it? No one would expect murder via gold bar, they're only paid to check for weaponry.
"Option 2: You don't choose Option 1. Someone dies." Very poor words when you're standing in front of a deep pit with your back to the guy you're trying to blackmail.
I’ve literally done this before and it was the most braindead challenge i’ve ever done. Holy shit the amount of shenanigans and tomfoolery that occurred was unparalleled
The funniest way to kill Mrs Japanese lady in Hokkaido is by dressing up as the yoga man putting a banana peel at the end of the yoga pier and watching her ever so slowly yoga pose into a banana peel and then into a rock below
Oooh, thanks for compiling these Cheru! :3 The kill-all videos are a delight, but I love how weird and interesting you can get while being hands-off. Or should I say, I love how BANANAS you can get? :P
„I didn’t know who Gaucho was, but eventually I found him.“ I don’t know if he intentionally pretended not to know what a Gaucho is for comedic effect or if he genuinely didn’t know and was looking an eternity for a guy _named_ Gaucho - but both options are HILARIOUS (Also, I like how he laughs at his own dumb jokes as if he’s surprised by them. This entire video feels like somebody commenting on their own gameplay, but with a script written by that one friend who always got you in trouble in school. I love it.)
45:22 “I need you to stand up and fight the aliens!” -Ex-bodyguard of Markus Stuyvesant before sending his employer off the building, plummeting thousands of feet down.
I find it really funny that you can get away by the helicopters in game even if you are being attacked when helicopters need like 30 mins to take off irl, but Agent 47 can do it in only a few seconds. lol
26:58 I like to think her comment should have been "Uhhh... Good work 47. I didn't know you had the ability to defy gravity with your accident kills...."
imagine being a member of an elite guard group and seeing some bald guy take 50 bullets like its nothing sprinting straight at you with a banana while just saying "banAnA"
man , i live in morocco , and it's one of the most unintrested and poor and people don't know about country , and hearing you say morocco was very satisfying to me , thanks bro :)
Not only that, if the building is as high up as it seems to be, it would cause decompression when you open a door or window and you would need an oxygen tank and something to keep you warm. I noticed that the other day.....
what I want is a compilation simply titled *B A N A N A* just every time you said banana during this video, that's it, no pauses, no in between, just *B A N A N A*
Can you imagine? 47: "Target eliminated. Transfer the money" Client: "I saw the news. They said he killed himself." 47: "I made him" Client: "How?" 47: "Wanna find out?" *Boss music starts to play
I love that in the China level from 3, you can save the target's guard in the ICA facility by firing his friend who guards the core. In the mission story that involves the employee firing room, the target takes a disguised 47 on a tour of the facility, ending in that room. She says that when you fire him, the first thing he'll do is call his best friend to comfort him, that friend being her bodyguard. Friendship saves lives, sometimes.
43:52 Imagine. You're at your 9 - 5, chatting it up with a mate or two while on break time, and then some fucking whacko runs up, knocks you and your mate out, proceeds to use you as a human mop, and then you wake up 3 hours later wondering why there's blood dripping from your head and your work clothes are covered in piss and shit. What I'm trying to say is... lord I did not see that coming and I cannot lie, that was funny as hell. Solid video dude 👍
I feel bad for the people who don't understand what "Suit only Silent assassin" is, which is just this video. It's a fairly standard and widely accepted way to play the hitman games.
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Cure Coated coins?😐😑
Do the kill everyone challenge but you can't kill anyone and use the same rules you used in this video
have a BaNaNa
I wonder how big it is wink wink ehhehe....Meow
Imagine that you're the ICA and after years working with 47 being a scarily elite assassin who makes every single one of his kills look like tragic accidents, he suddenly goes absolutely insane and starts killing people with one of the most identifiable and bizarre signature weapons ever.
he went... _bananas._
diana would say f*** this and just kill 47
@@amous64456 She's done that, what, three times now?
@@VexWerewolf Yeah I think
BANANA
To be honest, Cheru's ability to become a wise-cracking Hitman make me feel proud of him. Give this dude some succulent Chinese meal.
@@danielnorris1262lmao
Ffuiihb200994
@@lscorpionkingl thats a good one
He’ll be arrested
@@frostyelwood9898 for such is Democracy Manifest!
In the Miami map in hitman 2 you can actually make one target kill both himself and the second one.
There is a mission story line in which becouse of a cmplex chain of events you can trick Robert into detonating an explosvie in Sierra's car, but the game doesn't actually forces you to put the bomb in the car, as long as it's activated somewhere the chain of events can continue, and if you put it in a hidden place, then start Robert's animation, get the bomb and plant it behind him in a certain position, he will activate the detonator, kill himself with the explosion and his death body will fall into the race tracks, sierra will crash with it and get his ass killed in an accident.
It's the silliest thing ever
WHAT!? XD
There's a dark way around that one as well. You can trick him into using the detonator himself blowing up his own daughter. And then he shoots himself in the head. At least I think that's One of the opportunities. Also, if you shoot out the tire with a bullet, it makes a slide whistle sound as it crashes
Cool
@@lornbaker1083 That doesn't happen. He'll actually attempt to evacuate the mission area via his helicopter and you'll be forced to deal with him before he can do that.
My favorite hands clean kill is making the robot kill him all you do is give it a picture of him and he gets turned into Swiss cheese
Because the colorado level pissed me off so much, I did the tedious job of knocking out except the targets and piling them up outside the main compound entrance. It took me about 4 hours, but I had suit only, never spotted, no bodies found, never recorded, and I made a save and did all of the tougher challenges. Basically you just leave a gun on the ground where one of the targets can see it and they keep getting a new victim. The hardest part is the beginning when everyone's in pairs and it's hard to separate the gate guards.
When there's only like 5 guys left on the map, it's a lot easier - especially the sniper assassin challenge. What a pain that one was.
... and then I spent another 45 minutes just constantly blowing up the pile of unconscious bodies because it was hilarious.
cool👍
@dontlookatmyprofile4425 shut it
Sniper assassin in Colorado is easy, even without a silenced sniper - put a sniper in a briefcase on the water tower, get one of the guards on the rooftop to come down the stairs, put them in the box under the stairs, take the other rooftop guard down, put them in the box on the roof, climb up, snipe a target (or two if you're feeling lucky) and then slide down the ladder and get into the box. Stay in the box until the guards give up. Rinse and repeat until all targets are dead, leave the level through the fence near the water tower.
It was my first suit only completion of the level.
I had to look up a guide to get SOSA though lmao.
Props for the dedication. 👌👌
@@doylerudolph7965 Suit only sniper silent assassin is a wee bit trickier.
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This is the most unfunny youtuber of all time. He gave me the last push i needed for eternal peace
The fact that one of the most efficient hitmen in the history of mankind not having a single drop of blood on his hands is probably the most hilariously ironic thing ive heard, lmao
Not so sure about "efficient", but certainly gets the job done. Eventually. And without it being tracked back to him.
He gets it done. Inevitably. But he will. So, very effective. 100% success rate and all that.
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Thx
this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a.
B A N A N A
you need to do this on freelancer
It gets to the point where I think Cheru could be a real life hitman
Don't encourage him.
@@michaellatten7914 I don’t know man I would want to go out by being assassinated by a British man with bananas
Or it’s his origin story
It gets to the point where I think Cheru is a real life hitman
We unlocking a whole new theory bro 💀💀💀
To be fair an assassin in real life that skilled could be a real possibility and also be very very effective , because it can be pretty hard to convict someone of a series of unfortunate events
If you think guards failing to find a copious amount of bananas was hilarious, I've had them frisk me when I had a half-dozen gold bars in my inventory during the New York mission. How they didn't find them... or find them suspicious in the slightest I do not know, but it was indeed hilarious. :P
"Yeah, that checks out. Okay, move on."
I mean, being fabulously wealthy and incredibly strong doesn't make you a murderer does it? No one would expect murder via gold bar, they're only paid to check for weaponry.
"Option 2: You don't choose Option 1. Someone dies."
Very poor words when you're standing in front of a deep pit with your back to the guy you're trying to blackmail.
I’ve literally done this before and it was the most braindead challenge i’ve ever done.
Holy shit the amount of shenanigans and tomfoolery that occurred was unparalleled
Antics, if you will
schemes, for short
Escapades, if you should like.
Mishaps, if you would
@@wolfpacknight7930 Chicanery, if you can
Fun drinking game: Do a shot every time he says B A N A N A in this video
You can't fool me, agent 47. This is one of those "poor life choices" that you're gonna kill me with
@@rush6085 Thanks for counting the amount of achohol I need to buy :)))
Bros trying to give people alcohol poisoning
@@rush6085 how much to die once?
@@Riceyricericeyaydo maths
The funniest way to kill Mrs Japanese lady in Hokkaido is by dressing up as the yoga man putting a banana peel at the end of the yoga pier and watching her ever so slowly yoga pose into a banana peel and then into a rock below
I love how a guy carrying 100 bananas isn't suspicious to the guards
Oooh, thanks for compiling these Cheru! :3 The kill-all videos are a delight, but I love how weird and interesting you can get while being hands-off. Or should I say, I love how BANANAS you can get? :P
Australia has the funniest people ever. Also, B A N A N A
That's RUDE
My father turned down going to see the new Indiana film, so I'm glad I got to see at least one movie today.
HAHAHAHA
@@cheru
No target kills wow interesting how did you manage this will out killing anyone in missions at all ?
He got other people to kill them Or, BA NAHNAH@@PatrickWentzell-jd9gq
Cheru is quite simply the goat
no u
@@cheru yes
@@cheru no u
When the chads meet each other:
YES
If Cheru was a hitman, he would immediately go looking for explosive ducks, bananas, and a hilarious way to kill somebody 😂
lol, hes a hitman in disguise
Next, I beat Hitman 1, 2, and 3, and nobody survived
Some day I wanna see a kill everybody challenge without killing anyone
I wonder how he would go about doing that
Imagine agent 47 was just a really unlucky guy who acidentally had other people kill others and him being scapegoated.
Cheru is such an awesome comical hitman, he deserves at least one BAN AN NA.
"Abnormally large potassium stick."
Needless to say that line clocked me in the face with an abnormally large potassium stick.
„I didn’t know who Gaucho was, but eventually I found him.“
I don’t know if he intentionally pretended not to know what a Gaucho is for comedic effect or if he genuinely didn’t know and was looking an eternity for a guy _named_ Gaucho - but both options are HILARIOUS
(Also, I like how he laughs at his own dumb jokes as if he’s surprised by them. This entire video feels like somebody commenting on their own gameplay, but with a script written by that one friend who always got you in trouble in school. I love it.)
45:22 “I need you to stand up and fight the aliens!” -Ex-bodyguard of Markus Stuyvesant before sending his employer off the building, plummeting thousands of feet down.
all the perfectly timed cuts never fail to make me laugh🤣 even cheru cant hold it together while reading the script
Ah I enjoy the adventures of Agent 19 and his trusty potassium sticks
(Potassium is the 19th element on the periodic table)
I’m genuinely concerned for Cheru. I’m starting to become convinced he could plan and arrange hitmans irl. ☠
December 18th 2023
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@@reirose1449 count your days little bro
@@Harryshortsae wtf did rei do to get this
@@pink_sky_morning4842 you're up next pal 😈 oil up im coming
Perhaps the Minions are more cunning than anyone ever thought. They understand the power of Banana.
I find it really funny that you can get away by the helicopters in game even if you are being attacked when helicopters need like 30 mins to take off irl, but Agent 47 can do it in only a few seconds. lol
Hitman logic
26:58 I like to think her comment should have been "Uhhh... Good work 47. I didn't know you had the ability to defy gravity with your accident kills...."
imagine being a member of an elite guard group and seeing some bald guy take 50 bullets like its nothing sprinting straight at you with a banana while just saying "banAnA"
"And after finding the detective i banged him in the head with my big yellow dingong." _-Cheru, 2023
Truly a beautiful quote.
“Frenchescodapanties”
Cheru 2023
This is something we all know we wanted with out even knowing ourselves that we wanted it.
man , i live in morocco , and it's one of the most unintrested and poor and people don't know about country , and hearing you say morocco was very satisfying to me , thanks bro :)
:)
Even the CAMERAMAN isn't safe from Cheru. He's a literal god. The CAMERAMAN dares not to not film cheru. For fear that cheru will smite the cameraman
"And overflowed both sinks as I stared at myself in the mirror, trying to figure out... what the hell was wrong with me"
BANANA
I literally just finished watching them all 2 minutes ago and found this ffs
rip
Me too
i like how he makes people touch the targets that're on the banana pile and they slip which makes them the murderer.
Damn you, sir, you made me laugh so hard I shat myself. Well done.
stinky
Not for nothing, I light and smoke my black and milds walking thru gas stations with no fear.
So I get the NPCs 😂😂😂
the pronunciation of Rendezvous hurts my soul. good job 👍
18:30 i love how he just falls into the grass, while also dropping like 30 pennies
Just imagine ru a heavily trained soldier and a veteran and get knocked out by a bald dude with a banana💀💀💀💀
19:05 ragdoll took a second to remember where its supposed to go💀
I love how the wife who killed the guy for you was dressed like a ba-na-na.
I'm sad that it's 2023 and I'm only just now really starting to find videos going into the pure joy of banana in Hitman.
Love your vids cheru you are the reason I even got Hitman keep up the good work
Throwing knifes off a tall building is probably a terrible idea that will get someone killed. This target really is an idiot.
Not only that, if the building is as high up as it seems to be, it would cause decompression when you open a door or window and you would need an oxygen tank and something to keep you warm.
I noticed that the other day.....
Cheru uploading almost every day is amazing
Cheru missed an opportunity at 45:22 where the guy killed him by saying "get up and fight the aliens"
Glad I found this video, this guy is effortlessly hilarious
The Minions love this guy...because of his enormous BANAAAANAA!
I watched this vid already and I will watch it again
Agent 47 is so smart for bringing 100 bananas, since it's important to have enough food with you. So he doesn't get hungy.
A HUNDRED BANANAS
what I want is a compilation simply titled
*B A N A N A*
just every time you said banana during this video, that's it, no pauses, no in between, just *B A N A N A*
Thank you for making my day mate 😂
Can you imagine?
47: "Target eliminated. Transfer the money"
Client: "I saw the news. They said he killed himself."
47: "I made him"
Client: "How?"
47: "Wanna find out?"
*Boss music starts to play
😊😊Cheru Always Brightening the Day with More Strategies
The longer I watch the video the more the ways of death get more skeptical to call "accidents"
a true "no enemies" arc
I love that in the China level from 3, you can save the target's guard in the ICA facility by firing his friend who guards the core. In the mission story that involves the employee firing room, the target takes a disguised 47 on a tour of the facility, ending in that room. She says that when you fire him, the first thing he'll do is call his best friend to comfort him, that friend being her bodyguard. Friendship saves lives, sometimes.
58:38 did that lady just try to do a jedi mind trick on 47??
As an someone with indian parents, can confirm, we do leave petrol everywhere in wheelbarrows.
Bro just makes my day when am sad 😂 I just love him
Your Honor, It wasn’t his fault he kept placing bananas under their feet while they were vomiting off a ledge!
Video idea: it’s the kill everyone challenge but the whole United States 🇺🇸 36:45
Nothing better to wake up to than a brand new cheru video on a Saturday morning
Cheru becomes an angel that loves explosive duckies😂😂
Every time I watch a hitman video, I can’t help but miss the days when hitman game have a plot
The answer is no. You played a part in the actual killing of each of these NPCs. You did NOT beat the game without killing anybody.
Cheru woke up and chose to violate the innocent people
First
Yes u are first
Yes
Your wifi must be amazing
yes the true first
i just realised he could've just lethally poisoned all of his targets and technically it would be one of those bad life decisions
Cheru - Propane
Me - Hank Hill would be happy hearing you say that (King Of The Hill reference)
I ate a banana for every time he said “BANANA” in this video.
*I think I ate too much potassium*
You can never have enough potassium!
He'll be forever known from henceforth as The Yellow Menace.
Miami: Why not use the Doctor? The Jungle: Why not use the statue?
23:10 looks left looks to his right at the fbi agents standing next to him. Sweats profusely and gets close to the mic to say-
The npcs see the bananas at the border of a building* npc: Someone will die... In this place...
I love hearing him laugh at his own script as he reads it. glorious, I tell you.
43:52 Imagine. You're at your 9 - 5, chatting it up with a mate or two while on break time, and then some fucking whacko runs up, knocks you and your mate out, proceeds to use you as a human mop, and then you wake up 3 hours later wondering why there's blood dripping from your head and your work clothes are covered in piss and shit. What I'm trying to say is... lord I did not see that coming and I cannot lie, that was funny as hell. Solid video dude 👍
Well, it sure would be a memorable workday
I feel bad for the people who don't understand what "Suit only Silent assassin" is, which is just this video. It's a fairly standard and widely accepted way to play the hitman games.
Thanks for the 1 hour of hitman
“I once saw him kill a man in a bar”
“With a banana”
💀 @@MeIsSmogee
1:03:07
HEY!!!
Nice dropkick
Unfortunately for pacifist 47, there is no fall damage in the Hitman Trilogy
Keep making more Content Cheru This Is Amazing
2:49 I'm afraid I haven't been a very good host, Old Sport.
I just love how this man says the word banana. Deffo my favourite thing about this video.
Love this and the kill everyone challenges! These compilations r great !
i should stay away from bananas dropped by a bald man
The amount of times he said banana is crazy
My only hitman experience is with hitman absolution watching your videos makes me realize how much I've been missing out
🤣🤣 the "with all that walking you'd think I lose a few pounds.. but I actually put on about 80" got me w the next clip 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 i thought he was joking