My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!
“The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“ I guide my life on such wisdom Bless you Papa Peli!
Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves. Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.
Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger
I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector
As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican
Start your next video like this: If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧
I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course. Stay hydrated, kings.
Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.
Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli
I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks
@@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire
Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)
This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.
u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!
This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel
Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle. Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧
When you start a video: “Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”
Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us." everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳 lmao edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO
you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go
Do pelicans eat everything? Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game Be like Pelicans
Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican
@@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration
5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.
I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way
Pelican told us to like if we’re not racist. Currently the video is at 230k views but only 28k likes Meaning 202k people are racist on this channel. In percentage that’s about 87% of racists. I’m proud of to be a member of this community
My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!
Scrolling through the comment section I couldn’t help but to agree with you more, my mother cannot get enough
my dad would wholeheartedly agree
My grandma also approves of this as well!
What a great pelican, making sure no-one gets de-hydrated. I wish I could be like him.
@@themajesticpelican Same he's a legend among birds
“The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“
I guide my life on such wisdom
Bless you Papa Peli!
Missed you modest. Hope you're hydrated...love your videos😎
love ya mate!
@@ModestPelican papa pelii
he will be missed, cant believe he died in a water related explosion..
@@ModestPelican leaving ur reply at 69 likes
Why do people say hope ur hydrated to him does he have a diseade
“But it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us” - modest pelican
Based as hell.
Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves.
Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.
wow where are you from, it sounds like paradise
@@HaveanOreshnik With all this nectar, it sure is paradise
@@ashwinbhat what country are you from friend
@@HaveanOreshnik I'm from India my friend
@@ashwinbhat ahh love to India from Russia, amazing nation, love your music, film industry and nature, river you say sounds beautiful
This was amazing Lord Pelican!!!
I love watching your videos while staying sufficiently hydrated at all times.
you're a real one James
I love you james
i love you James
I love you james
I love all of you as well for with the power of hydration we can't lose
"You might be wondering what's in the briefcase..." *skips to next scene*
Alright then, keep your secrets
I think it was the invitation card😂
7:55 God am I glad he said “into gambling”
nearly got it twisted
Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger
I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector
some of them even add juicy KO-drops to the hydration 😋😋😋
As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican
I had to unlike the video when I got to that part
Same
W
@@Cevah agreed got to keep it at 69k you know
as a racist i got bored reading ur comment
Start your next video like this:
If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.
That's smart
Good one
I love this hydrated and supportive comment section
The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧
Your hands down the funniest guy on UA-cam hahahahahaha, so glad I found your channel
I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course.
Stay hydrated, kings.
Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.
@@justsomeguywithouthair7528 I am always up for a genteel meeting my good fellow.
dog, this ain't really "extreme dark humor"
This guy could make any game fun with his commentary
Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli
2 years no comment damm
@ ik
I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks
so glad we are back with more hitman. Got the game a few days ago and had a blast. Thought of ur content and gameplay the entire time
Damn, only modest pelican can accidentally poison the wrong person twice but make it look like a movie
I like the way you deal with your frustrations when you want to be a real stealthy hitman.
The day always gets better when this dodgy malacca uploads a video to the tube.
“We’ve been paid to kill them all.” Zooms in on lifeguard 😂
As a British person, I can only praise your honorable work.
So el chapo was British? You know I wanna see your cartel fight against the Russian Mob Brotherhood it will be bloody and we will probably win
Haha, at least some of the 60 million dead are our politicians in parliament lmao
@@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire
Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)
This is great. The humor is so saterical yet deadpan. Wonderful.
Man you should be doing standups you are hilarious 😂
this is one of the best channels i have ever watched
Your hitman videos are the source of my happiness
“You might be wondering what’s in the briefcase…”
This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.
u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu
i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!
Always a great day when the great and almighty hydrated Modest Pelican uploads
This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel
I needed a laugh today and with this video I got it. Going to drink some water after this to celebrate. Thanks Modest Pelican
Same. Thank you very much Modest Pelican.
The best youtuber ever and people should be afraid to get in a argument with you because you come up with the funniest sentences ever
Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle.
Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧
When you start a video:
“Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”
You know it's a good day when modest pelican uploads a hitman video ♥️🤗
1.3 million people watched this video and only 87k aren’t racist
Now its 1.5 million and 110k aren't racist
@@ZackSabbath11-lg6xenow it’s 1.9million and 111k aren’t racist
My goodness your humour is on point. Never stop making videos .
Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us."
everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳
lmao
edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO
Seeing this on my Birthday makes me smile
you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go
I found ur channel couples days ago and I love you already❤️🙈
Do pelicans eat everything?
Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game
Be like Pelicans
can confirm
Your jokes are so on point. Lolol. Well played.
Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican
Man I love this deadpan humor.
People in England are never hydrated, so you did them a favor.
We do drink tea you know
@@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration
@@williamgardner940 Ya
5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.
More Hitman, please.
Which hitman is this
2:24 - the manipulation is savage. well played.
I’m assuming 1,112,166 people are racist bc there’s 1,193,166 views and 81k likes
Watching this video again makes me want to go swimming so my whole body stays hydrated.
That alpha NPC comment had me in stitches 😂
"You might be wondering what's in the briefcase"
Refuses to elaborate.
Leaves.
you just got a new subscriber :) you're hilarious man.
This is my favorite UA-camr! He's just so Modest.
The unicorn joke is priceless hahahhha
I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way
Dude has the funniest videos and best community
Finally another hit man video I love these
thanks for the video i genuinely needed it. love them.
lmao i dont have that much fun playing this game than watching you with a commentary xD
👍🏻👍🏻To another Hitman video. You made me start playing the Hitman series and I love it. Thanks
Forget the game play, the comedic value is worth the time alone.
Modest pelican: the man who changes video titles as much as Agent 47 changes clothes
Mr pelly, does flavored water get the pelican seal of approval
Finally more modest pelican hitman videos
Come for the hydration jokes, but stay for the scenic train shots.
Pelican told us to like if we’re not racist.
Currently the video is at 230k views but only 28k likes
Meaning 202k people are racist on this channel.
In percentage that’s about 87% of racists.
I’m proud of to be a member of this community
another hydrated W from Modest Pelican
"Guard your life son, you have a calling!"
Please more more 😂😂😂 I love you video bro keep it up 🐐🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🖤
Bro, my body must've felt this new upload and woken me up.
Love the intro it's hard to believe that so many people tripped and *clears throat* DIED.
Bro the “ so she can’t blow a whistle “ line was so dark and had me dying 😂
Gotta love some Modest Peli!
I fking love ur videos lol 😂 I’m glad ur back don’t ever fking stop modest
We need GTA RP, best series to ever exist
honey wake up there's a new modest pelican vid up
You legitimately keep me hydrated by reminding me to stay hydrated
It’s summer now, stay hydrated.
He better be hydrated he taught me to always stay hydrated not a second when I'm not !
The hitman 3 is my favourite npc killing game to watch from your channel!
Bro isn’t scared do be cancelled he’s a legend
Its the commentary for me🤪🤪… SUBSCRIBED!!! 🥰
“You may be wondering whats in the brief case…
So i got lit.”
1 minute 8 seconds in...I had to pause. I can't stop laughing! I fear i may died. Ripping everyone new ones with gusto 🤣😂😂
Hello modest pelican just wanted to say you’re the best man in the world because you remind me that I need to stay hydrated at home p
yay more hitman videos. thx for the reminder, im now sufficiently hydrated.
Your hitman series keep me well hydrated
Thanks for reminding me to hydrate myself!
"Women are getting %70 of a man's hat."
PRICELESS
Watching this as I clean my swimming pool filled with sweet sweet water.
Its so incredible how many alternatives for "I stabbed him in the neck" you can find!
you videos keep me alive and hydrated thank you
How have I only just discovered this channel, he’s soo funny 😭
Finally back to the good stuff