They paid me to kill them all..

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  • @blackbeardgamer5909
    @blackbeardgamer5909 2 роки тому +2466

    My girlfriend always tells me how Modest Pelican makes her super wet. Thank you for keeping her hydrated Papa Peli! I had no idea she loved water as much as I do!

    • @sageagnew1956
      @sageagnew1956 2 роки тому +192

      Scrolling through the comment section I couldn’t help but to agree with you more, my mother cannot get enough

    • @fullmetaljester
      @fullmetaljester 2 роки тому +84

      my dad would wholeheartedly agree

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 2 роки тому +69

      My grandma also approves of this as well!

    • @themajesticpelican
      @themajesticpelican 2 роки тому +39

      What a great pelican, making sure no-one gets de-hydrated. I wish I could be like him.

    • @ducky8343
      @ducky8343 2 роки тому +12

      @@themajesticpelican Same he's a legend among birds

  • @HetfieldJames90
    @HetfieldJames90 2 роки тому +36

    “The first place I decide to look is a Chinese restaurant although as we’re in China, it would just be called: a restaurant“
    I guide my life on such wisdom
    Bless you Papa Peli!

  • @APatrick22
    @APatrick22 2 роки тому +1054

    Missed you modest. Hope you're hydrated...love your videos😎

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  2 роки тому +259

      love ya mate!

    • @XabzintheNBAGuru
      @XabzintheNBAGuru 2 роки тому +22

      @@ModestPelican papa pelii

    • @Slice0fcoffee
      @Slice0fcoffee 2 роки тому +9

      he will be missed, cant believe he died in a water related explosion..

    • @ejo354
      @ejo354 2 роки тому +4

      @@ModestPelican leaving ur reply at 69 likes

    • @speedybasket5205
      @speedybasket5205 2 роки тому +1

      Why do people say hope ur hydrated to him does he have a diseade

  • @jameswilliamson7830
    @jameswilliamson7830 2 роки тому +198

    “But it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us” - modest pelican

  • @ashwinbhat
    @ashwinbhat 2 роки тому +1149

    Watching this as I swim in the river near my house, treating myself to god's sweet nectar, while also motivating the fishes around me to hydrate themselves.
    Edit: Thank you all for so many likes and replies. This is the most likes I've got on a YT comment. I was only expecting Papa Peli to give me a heart and bless my soul with his kind words. But you legends more than compensated for it. Drench yourselves in Adam's ale y'all.

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому +8

      wow where are you from, it sounds like paradise

    • @ashwinbhat
      @ashwinbhat 2 роки тому +11

      @@HaveanOreshnik With all this nectar, it sure is paradise

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому +2

      @@ashwinbhat what country are you from friend

    • @ashwinbhat
      @ashwinbhat 2 роки тому +2

      @@HaveanOreshnik I'm from India my friend

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому +4

      @@ashwinbhat ahh love to India from Russia, amazing nation, love your music, film industry and nature, river you say sounds beautiful

  • @jamesnhatcher6522
    @jamesnhatcher6522 2 роки тому +182

    This was amazing Lord Pelican!!!
    I love watching your videos while staying sufficiently hydrated at all times.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  2 роки тому +42

      you're a real one James

    • @sidsucks0
      @sidsucks0 2 роки тому

      I love you james

    • @therealhara
      @therealhara 2 роки тому

      i love you James

    • @XFinity.
      @XFinity. 2 роки тому

      I love you james

    • @jamesnhatcher6522
      @jamesnhatcher6522 2 роки тому +1

      I love all of you as well for with the power of hydration we can't lose

  • @lancratot5066
    @lancratot5066 2 роки тому +107

    "You might be wondering what's in the briefcase..." *skips to next scene*
    Alright then, keep your secrets

    • @ace_gamer12
      @ace_gamer12 2 роки тому +4

      I think it was the invitation card😂

  • @ArthurMorgan110
    @ArthurMorgan110 2 роки тому +33

    7:55 God am I glad he said “into gambling”

  • @sageagnew1956
    @sageagnew1956 2 роки тому +162

    Dang I’m in the mood to sit by the beach with a pelican next to me offering me water, well I don’t usually take anything from strangers but anyone holding a glass of hydration is no stranger

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому

      I will however hand you flavored water....then a towel, I put something so you are now under control of the Russian Intelligence Group, under sleeper agent sector

    • @dasende9265
      @dasende9265 2 роки тому +4

      some of them even add juicy KO-drops to the hydration 😋😋😋

  • @THEedcbb3
    @THEedcbb3 2 роки тому +264

    As a non-racist, I like this video because I'm not a racist and it similarly reflects my well hydrated & racially indiscriminate ideals about racial equality, gender inequality, as well a avian supremacy....like this comment if you're also a racially ambiguous male Pelican

    • @Cevah
      @Cevah 2 роки тому +36

      I had to unlike the video when I got to that part

    • @random_dude1859
      @random_dude1859 2 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @speedybasket5205
      @speedybasket5205 2 роки тому +1

      W

    • @dld33w34
      @dld33w34 2 роки тому

      @@Cevah agreed got to keep it at 69k you know

    • @madhunter6420
      @madhunter6420 2 роки тому +5

      as a racist i got bored reading ur comment

  • @colespeck3089
    @colespeck3089 2 роки тому +445

    Start your next video like this:
    If you enjoy the content please go into a movie theatre, knock out one of the staff, take their uniform, and change to where all the projectors only play modest pelican content, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.

    • @carll.2855
      @carll.2855 2 роки тому +14

      That's smart

    • @a.j108
      @a.j108 2 роки тому

      Good one

    • @BekSilliE
      @BekSilliE Рік тому

      I love this hydrated and supportive comment section

  • @carlw1533
    @carlw1533 2 роки тому +4

    The reminders to stay hydrated always warm my heart as they have probably saved dehydrated lives. If you ever wonder what a man on a mission looks like it’s papa Peli 💧

  • @Freekkyyyy
    @Freekkyyyy 2 роки тому +36

    Your hands down the funniest guy on UA-cam hahahahahaha, so glad I found your channel

  • @Enoonb
    @Enoonb 2 роки тому +21

    I like to imagine during the 12 hour cooldown period you sat there, perfectly still, watching the countdown without blinking once. Occasionally taking breaks to drink some water, of course.
    Stay hydrated, kings.

  • @Tyler_Solomon
    @Tyler_Solomon 2 роки тому +33

    Finding this channel shows how wonderful the algorithm can be. Unfortunately I fear that I've learned something about myself as well: extreme dark humor is hysterically hilarious to me. Time for me to seek that therapy and treatment I so desperately need.

    • @Tyler_Solomon
      @Tyler_Solomon 2 роки тому

      @@justsomeguywithouthair7528 I am always up for a genteel meeting my good fellow.

    • @cheesepuff65
      @cheesepuff65 10 місяців тому

      dog, this ain't really "extreme dark humor"

  • @stijnderksen1837
    @stijnderksen1837 2 роки тому +9

    This guy could make any game fun with his commentary

  • @bimbum115
    @bimbum115 2 роки тому +9

    Peli, I know you may not reply to this, or even see this, but I’m gonna be real with you: your videos ALWAYS bring me a smile, a laugh, and a good time. The humor, the content, all of it is just, just beautiful. Days I’ve been down i find your vids and I’m back in a good mood. I hope you understand just how much I and others appreciate you and your videos. I hope you have a great day, and stay hydrated Mr. Peli

  • @cameronschwarz3950
    @cameronschwarz3950 2 роки тому +1

    I recently discovered your channel and I absolutely love it. Your jokes get my mind off of the insane stress of finals week and it’s great to watch one of your videos in between study sessions. Thanks

  • @DeltaTripleZero0ne
    @DeltaTripleZero0ne 2 роки тому +7

    so glad we are back with more hitman. Got the game a few days ago and had a blast. Thought of ur content and gameplay the entire time

  • @thepurplebunny3286
    @thepurplebunny3286 2 роки тому +6

    Damn, only modest pelican can accidentally poison the wrong person twice but make it look like a movie

  • @youxkio
    @youxkio 2 роки тому +3

    I like the way you deal with your frustrations when you want to be a real stealthy hitman.

  • @LIMITLESS.420
    @LIMITLESS.420 2 роки тому +1

    The day always gets better when this dodgy malacca uploads a video to the tube.

  • @thatguy6523
    @thatguy6523 2 роки тому +18

    “We’ve been paid to kill them all.” Zooms in on lifeguard 😂

  • @elchapo6788
    @elchapo6788 2 роки тому +3

    As a British person, I can only praise your honorable work.

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому

      So el chapo was British? You know I wanna see your cartel fight against the Russian Mob Brotherhood it will be bloody and we will probably win

    • @williamgardner940
      @williamgardner940 2 роки тому +2

      Haha, at least some of the 60 million dead are our politicians in parliament lmao

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому

      @@williamgardner940 you know we can handle your politicians, just want them to send long range rockets that hit our country and that means we can Return Fire

  • @siriushauserVT
    @siriushauserVT 2 роки тому +13

    Ah, another fine day of watching Papa Peli taking out some dodgy malakas and encouraging completely ethical approaches to everyday life. I feel lucky catching this one early! :)

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 Рік тому

    This is great. The humor is so saterical yet deadpan. Wonderful.

  • @noursigh1471
    @noursigh1471 2 роки тому +3

    Man you should be doing standups you are hilarious 😂

  • @CaptainFishVR
    @CaptainFishVR 2 роки тому +1

    this is one of the best channels i have ever watched

  • @Lanicatt
    @Lanicatt 2 роки тому +3

    Your hitman videos are the source of my happiness

  • @chargytheproducer
    @chargytheproducer 2 роки тому +2

    “You might be wondering what’s in the briefcase…”

  • @CincoSt.
    @CincoSt. 2 роки тому +34

    This genuinely mad me joyous i am so protentious at the vivacious audacity of the pelican. I will now fly into the sunset eating green apple flavored ice cream.

  • @mani_9113
    @mani_9113 2 роки тому +1

    u r the one thing that makes me laugh when im down with a severe flu
    i do hope that the Red Cross recognize your attempts to keep our world safe by completely annihilating all the trash !!!

  • @Fluster
    @Fluster 2 роки тому +3

    Always a great day when the great and almighty hydrated Modest Pelican uploads

  • @MiLLz_.
    @MiLLz_. 2 роки тому +2

    This video really give me the motivation to conquer otherworldly lands, and send a storm to drown the habitants in gods precious nectar, to spread the good word of this channel

  • @goncalo_mendes00
    @goncalo_mendes00 2 роки тому +5

    I needed a laugh today and with this video I got it. Going to drink some water after this to celebrate. Thanks Modest Pelican

    • @joooanit0224
      @joooanit0224 2 роки тому

      Same. Thank you very much Modest Pelican.

  • @PRDtravis
    @PRDtravis Рік тому

    The best youtuber ever and people should be afraid to get in a argument with you because you come up with the funniest sentences ever

  • @Aces4756
    @Aces4756 2 роки тому +8

    Hey papa peli. I killed off a Russian mob because they were drinking vodka, not water. So I exterminated them and left while taking a sip from my water bottle.
    Always have to stay very hydrated. Thank you for the beautiful life lesson papa peli for being hydrated at all time. 🙏💧

  • @maybe7811
    @maybe7811 2 роки тому +1

    When you start a video:
    “Hey lads and lasses, if you enjoy this video try to assassinate the world leader, and when you have to say your final words, say subscribe to modest pelican as this helps spread the good word of my channel”

  • @whatthehek5990
    @whatthehek5990 2 роки тому +3

    You know it's a good day when modest pelican uploads a hitman video ♥️🤗

  • @MacoPlayz
    @MacoPlayz 2 роки тому +10

    1.3 million people watched this video and only 87k aren’t racist

    • @ZackSabbath11-lg6xe
      @ZackSabbath11-lg6xe 7 місяців тому +2

      Now its 1.5 million and 110k aren't racist

    • @roryharris2806
      @roryharris2806 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@ZackSabbath11-lg6xenow it’s 1.9million and 111k aren’t racist

  • @ivanstrydom8417
    @ivanstrydom8417 2 роки тому

    My goodness your humour is on point. Never stop making videos .

  • @nrgao
    @nrgao 2 роки тому +7

    Modest Pelican 2 weeks earlier: "I thought IO interactive were a progressive gaming studio, but it looks like they hate women just as much as the rest of us."
    everyone in the US after Roe V Wade was just overturned: 😳
    lmao
    edit: 7:30 in the video, your target's last name is Roe. You literally killed Roe in this game. This is fucking poetry. LMAO

  • @mythichydrated
    @mythichydrated 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing this on my Birthday makes me smile

  • @SprainedPhil2116
    @SprainedPhil2116 2 роки тому +3

    you see while those people may have slipped and died because of the wet floor atleast they died hydrated and with the presence of water nearby while on a beach with pelicans close by what a way to go

  • @tajcahill8300
    @tajcahill8300 2 роки тому +1

    I found ur channel couples days ago and I love you already❤️🙈

  • @aaryannaik641
    @aaryannaik641 2 роки тому +5

    Do pelicans eat everything?
    Pelicans just don't care. They will try to eat anything they can fit in their pouch. Once they figure out something is food, it's fair game
    Be like Pelicans

  • @Elidrys
    @Elidrys 2 роки тому

    Your jokes are so on point. Lolol. Well played.

  • @notglyphz
    @notglyphz 2 роки тому +3

    Just a reminder over 30k people have watched this video. Just over 6.7k have liked, this shows many people are racist. “Like if you aren’t racist” - Modest Pelican

  • @BigMuff75
    @BigMuff75 Рік тому

    Man I love this deadpan humor.

  • @TheNerdyKoopa
    @TheNerdyKoopa 2 роки тому +7

    People in England are never hydrated, so you did them a favor.

    • @williamgardner940
      @williamgardner940 2 роки тому +1

      We do drink tea you know

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 роки тому

      @@williamgardner940 which by the way our country has boycotted your tea and we stopped sending vodka so sorry but we are still allies, just that if you send rockets and hit us, that's an AUTOMATIC World War 3 declaration

    • @GoldKingsMan
      @GoldKingsMan 2 роки тому

      @@williamgardner940 Ya

  • @Zach-cp2oh
    @Zach-cp2oh 2 роки тому

    5 years ago, after watching your first video, I didn’t think that in 5 years time I’d still be watching my favourite hydrated Pelican. Thank you Peli, thank you.

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 2 роки тому +2

    More Hitman, please.

  • @Robby_C
    @Robby_C 2 роки тому

    2:24 - the manipulation is savage. well played.

  • @Yusuf_Sc
    @Yusuf_Sc 2 роки тому +4

    I’m assuming 1,112,166 people are racist bc there’s 1,193,166 views and 81k likes

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 8 місяців тому

    Watching this video again makes me want to go swimming so my whole body stays hydrated.

  • @zakapolidis
    @zakapolidis Рік тому +1

    That alpha NPC comment had me in stitches 😂

  • @Aro9313
    @Aro9313 Рік тому

    "You might be wondering what's in the briefcase"
    Refuses to elaborate.
    Leaves.

  • @Aoekin
    @Aoekin 2 роки тому +1

    you just got a new subscriber :) you're hilarious man.

  • @Bluefield9000
    @Bluefield9000 2 роки тому

    This is my favorite UA-camr! He's just so Modest.

  • @ArnaudMuller
    @ArnaudMuller 2 роки тому

    The unicorn joke is priceless hahahhha

  • @jaydynrigby8853
    @jaydynrigby8853 2 роки тому

    I’m a bit new to the channel but for the last few days I’ve been binge watching the heck out of your video’s and I have full knowledge of the pelican way

  • @aidanblake1602
    @aidanblake1602 Рік тому

    Dude has the funniest videos and best community

  • @elite_ghost666
    @elite_ghost666 2 роки тому

    Finally another hit man video I love these

  • @Bumpy1-1
    @Bumpy1-1 2 роки тому

    thanks for the video i genuinely needed it. love them.

  • @machr01
    @machr01 2 роки тому +1

    lmao i dont have that much fun playing this game than watching you with a commentary xD

  • @lucasvanos
    @lucasvanos 2 роки тому

    👍🏻👍🏻To another Hitman video. You made me start playing the Hitman series and I love it. Thanks

  • @alanbittle812
    @alanbittle812 2 роки тому

    Forget the game play, the comedic value is worth the time alone.

  • @towerbunga
    @towerbunga 2 роки тому +1

    Modest pelican: the man who changes video titles as much as Agent 47 changes clothes

  • @Freddricks_Corner
    @Freddricks_Corner 2 роки тому

    Mr pelly, does flavored water get the pelican seal of approval

  • @Hellovro4456
    @Hellovro4456 2 роки тому

    Finally more modest pelican hitman videos

  • @flingnerd
    @flingnerd 2 роки тому

    Come for the hydration jokes, but stay for the scenic train shots.

  • @thefrenchtransit3236
    @thefrenchtransit3236 2 роки тому +1

    Pelican told us to like if we’re not racist.
    Currently the video is at 230k views but only 28k likes
    Meaning 202k people are racist on this channel.
    In percentage that’s about 87% of racists.
    I’m proud of to be a member of this community

  • @mon-mi7bf
    @mon-mi7bf 2 роки тому

    another hydrated W from Modest Pelican

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 8 місяців тому

    "Guard your life son, you have a calling!"

  • @Senseismoke777
    @Senseismoke777 2 роки тому

    Please more more 😂😂😂 I love you video bro keep it up 🐐🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🖤🖤

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 2 роки тому

    Bro, my body must've felt this new upload and woken me up.

  • @heinrichvonsolms1097
    @heinrichvonsolms1097 2 роки тому

    Love the intro it's hard to believe that so many people tripped and *clears throat* DIED.

  • @justusgilliam8923
    @justusgilliam8923 2 роки тому

    Bro the “ so she can’t blow a whistle “ line was so dark and had me dying 😂

  • @daniel.r7557
    @daniel.r7557 2 роки тому

    Gotta love some Modest Peli!

  • @droshairynuts3736
    @droshairynuts3736 2 роки тому +1

    I fking love ur videos lol 😂 I’m glad ur back don’t ever fking stop modest

  • @roanblonk2053
    @roanblonk2053 2 роки тому

    We need GTA RP, best series to ever exist

  • @coreypark3244
    @coreypark3244 2 роки тому

    honey wake up there's a new modest pelican vid up

  • @cokeweasel1064
    @cokeweasel1064 2 роки тому

    You legitimately keep me hydrated by reminding me to stay hydrated

  • @JesperBooperDooper
    @JesperBooperDooper 2 роки тому +1

    It’s summer now, stay hydrated.

  • @The_Irish_Dutch_VanderLinde
    @The_Irish_Dutch_VanderLinde 2 роки тому

    He better be hydrated he taught me to always stay hydrated not a second when I'm not !

  • @kyltti9807
    @kyltti9807 2 роки тому

    The hitman 3 is my favourite npc killing game to watch from your channel!

  • @m4xim.z3rbe
    @m4xim.z3rbe 2 роки тому

    Bro isn’t scared do be cancelled he’s a legend

  • @CancanQuinn
    @CancanQuinn 2 роки тому

    Its the commentary for me🤪🤪… SUBSCRIBED!!! 🥰

  • @scullvader1997
    @scullvader1997 2 роки тому

    “You may be wondering whats in the brief case…
    So i got lit.”

  • @billyfunt61
    @billyfunt61 2 роки тому

    1 minute 8 seconds in...I had to pause. I can't stop laughing! I fear i may died. Ripping everyone new ones with gusto 🤣😂😂

  • @The-incidentall
    @The-incidentall 2 роки тому

    Hello modest pelican just wanted to say you’re the best man in the world because you remind me that I need to stay hydrated at home p

  • @gangstagranny940
    @gangstagranny940 2 роки тому

    yay more hitman videos. thx for the reminder, im now sufficiently hydrated.

  • @a3511a
    @a3511a 2 роки тому

    Your hitman series keep me well hydrated

  • @beast6092
    @beast6092 2 роки тому

    Thanks for reminding me to hydrate myself!

  • @badconnection4383
    @badconnection4383 2 роки тому +2

    "Women are getting %70 of a man's hat."
    PRICELESS

  • @WoodenBored
    @WoodenBored 2 роки тому

    Watching this as I clean my swimming pool filled with sweet sweet water.

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 2 роки тому +2

    Its so incredible how many alternatives for "I stabbed him in the neck" you can find!

  • @bobbobby5800
    @bobbobby5800 2 роки тому

    you videos keep me alive and hydrated thank you

  • @ajdexter4195
    @ajdexter4195 2 роки тому

    How have I only just discovered this channel, he’s soo funny 😭

  • @christopherrosenberg7459
    @christopherrosenberg7459 2 роки тому

    Finally back to the good stuff