They hired me to kill everyone in Italy..
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- Опубліковано 5 бер 2022
- Today we play Hitman 2.
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Modest is so calm in his jokes, makes it much funnier
Guess you could say he’s really……modest
What are you talking about? You think he’s a joke? This intellectual is beyond our understanding and should heed his words
He is so wise
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I agree
Theres no better way to watch a modest pelican video without hydrating first
Agrreed
i agree
thats why he got hired he is the chosen one the one and only that can pull a hercules task like that without dehydration
Fr I filled up my water bottle for this
Unintentionally did this
"assassins are paid in tips"
47: *jumps from around the corner dressed in a bush and strangles his target with a dog collar*
random pedestrian: "cool kill bro, heres two dolla"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd love to see that happen, get me a front row seat! 🤣
The best feeling is when you see Modest Pelican ''They hired me..''
What about finally escaping the matrix with Andrew T8's platform?
As an italian i can confirm that i'm dead.
lol
Same here
@@cactusmalone and that for fuck's sake, spaghetti are DIFFERENT from noodles
@@cactusmalone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@cactusmalone you goddamn liar.
I love when a sufficiently hydrated hitman pelican spreads word to stay hydrated
Hopefully not too much
“Now armed almost as much as your average American citizen.” This had me dying because it’s so true
I bought 2 new Glocks just yesterday! 😂
@@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq as a british male, i own 12 cups of poisoned tea, a sharpened silver spoon and a byro
As an American, I am offended by this gross stereotype. It's true, of course. Still offended.
@@RamblinRick_ I’m offended by how inaccurate it is. Only some of us are so lightly armed!
For the Training missions, I've always thought about that. They're paid actors but all the ammunition and guns are live and the melee objects are real and sharp/pointy. The targets in those training missions are basically being paid to die no matter how brutal or instant their deaths may be. It's pretty messed up.
Probably Rubber bullets and blunt knife ends and there are mattreses all around the boat soo you can throw People off. The Russian spy guy does actualy die fr in canon. Diana says "I didnt see his parachute i hope he is fine" or something like that When you do the jet plane parachute mission story that is the canon way to complete the mission (When Diana talks too that girl at the Wineyard she reference too it as "The way he completed the test")
No it's all faked but it looks the same because they didn't want to program all that in
It's all bright orange NERF guns, they are all just playing pretend
@Tarbosaurus "Diana explicitly states that all weapons are simulated."
Ah, but she would say that, wouldn't she?
Any actors who are killed don't have to be paid.
@Tarbosaurus They must be cloned (ignore the fact that that would be far more expensive than not paying them... I said _ignore it!)._
If peli uploads, you know it'll be a good day.
my dude
Very true
It's a moist day , with God's own nectar in my body I am quite hydrated.
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lol@@SupriyoChowdhury5201
Gotta love when this guy posts hitman 3
:D
Oh ma god i got noticed
@@ModestPelican balls
@@jacksonthomas2906 tf lol
@@jacksonthomas2906 with spaghetti
That chinese hitman story was actually amazing
And it was 100% real lmao
There are UA-cam videos about it, damn hilarious
"Its dangerous to drink tea this late in the day, so I think I should kill him and steal his clothes" got me giggling lol
I didn't know Italy had a bounty
Let’s collab
@@supremeconprimeoverlord8114 huh.
Love ur vids joker
omg wassa Joker
Joker
This guys humor is on another level
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Try watch cheru
I'm laughing 1:11 am at this video. The best Christmas gifts are the ones you don't expect or want because I don't celebrate.
I love how this man manages to do a mission story with no prompts when there are different targets lol
“World’s best assasin but still can’t jump!” Haha. Got me there.😂😂
And only ever 'runs' at steady jog
10:45 best joke of the video
More hitman, love to see it, keep it up Jeff :)
thanks Sam :)
@@ModestPelican Jovankas comment is very unholy
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10:46 "armed almost as well as your average American citizen" 😂
It warms my heart to see how he can stay hydrated and still pull off that wetsuit at the same time gotta love it.
I saw this notification when I was watching a documentary on when Italy switched sides and the nazis were executing them and didn’t care about the people in Italy.
Getting stoned and binging 15 videos in a row is my favourite part of the day
yes sir
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8:49 he will teach you about god and he will even let you meet god XD
Actors: "So... when do we get payed?"
Agency: "That's the neat part! You don't."
Normally when people narrate a video it can be overdone but you managed to provide great commentary and be consistently funny at the same time. Kudos for the awesome game play of one of the best stealth games, I look forward to more of your content.
Me: "I'm not gonna like his video this time. I'm just not gonna push that button."
Pelican: "Like the video if you're sufficiently hydrated."
Me: "Well damn I actually think I am sufficiently hydrated. Got me again."
I literally binge watched all your hitman videos .. it’s very good and funny , i love this game and definitely love your commentary Modest Pelican 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
I was on the verge of dying of dehydration…until I saw Modest Pelican released another video
Bloody good job mate!
As an assassin myself, I shared a similar experience to what Papa Peli described, however in this case it 'isn't suitable for a guy to butcher seventeen kids at a primary school', I'm sure they too were also actors.
You’re so calm but make hilarious jokes and your videos aren’t over the top but are still extremely entertaining there’s never a dull moment and I want to watch the entire way through all your videos your content is so good you deserve so many more subs
Man is so casual when he says those funny ass jokes
the reason 47 was so good at blending in is because after the first ever hitman game agent 47 quit being an assasin and instead was christian (shown in the beginning of the second hitman game), he would go to confessions and would pray so that makes sense why he was so good at blending in there
I was just forcing water down children’s throats and modest uploaded. How ironic
Doing the lord’s work!
Peli never fails to entertain
Took a sip of water and then opened UA-cam and this was the first suggestion. Truly a spiritual experience
I once killed everyone on the tutorial map. It’s pretty small but still took forever, so I appreciate the time you take to do these larger maps
Your videos With hilarious commentary , are just awesome . Just good vibes . Love you bro
MP's hitman is my favorite series on UA-cam!
The list of things in life that actually make me laugh out loud, as opposed to simply sniggering slightly before I announce to people later that something was a LOL-worthy event, is incredibly short. This... was truly a LOL-inducing adventure. Bravo sir. Bravo.
Wow. Just, wow. The terrazzo flooring when you killed McGee was just absolutely stunning.
Its always a good day when modestpelican uploads
WE NEED MORE HITMAN CONTENT
The first time you smack someone with a wrench in the training level, Burnwood says "Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. Good thing we have insurance."
It's killing a hippie for me and then steals his joint 😂🤣
YESSSSS MORE HITMAN CONTENT !
Edit: I got 1 like so I’m going to drink water in celebration👍🏼
Another Hitman video! That's very poggers
The first thing I do when I get home from a shit day at work is chuck one of your videos on. Without fail you manage to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great vids mate. We love ya
Peli is the only one making sure that agent 47 stays hydrated,
I salute you peli
i’m a simple man. i see a pelican Hitman video, i click
:D
Keep up the good work i love these videos
I live how he kills the 2 targets of the actual story mission before killing the actual targets for this mission
Love it when you create hitman content
Your gonna know its a good day when Modest Pelican uploads
🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱much love from warsaw
Yes indeed he always makes my day
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Why doesn't he ask us to spread the good work of his channel anymore :(
Bc he knows we still do he doesn’t need to keep reminding us when were still doing it
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This channel is therapy for me, thank you for making my day brighter, I'll have a big glass of water in your honor.
These Hitman videos are the best! I could watch this for hours!
i hate when they give me mixed signals like "dont kill everyone you see" or "dont ted bundy that body"
Get hired to your local school board as President and change all biology curriculum to focus on pelicans as it will really help grow this channel!
8:48 I can’t bro that joke was dark and funny
Every hitman post makes my day.
PAPA PELI never disappoints❤️
@@ModestPelican ❤️😂👍
@@ModestPelican stay hydrated
You know, I had the same thought about the training missions. I want to know how they hired all those people, and did they tell them about the potential drawback of being brutally murdered?
probably rubber weapons, and they bleed bc fake blood/devs didn’t care enough to code it differently
9:59 hahahahaaaaa i was waiting for that.
Pretty sure the story reason for why they actually shoot in the training mission could be said to be because Erich Soders made the drill and he wants you to fail/die since he is working for providence
Hey peli i love your videos and the commentary is amazing too your like morgan Freeman but on drugs but keep up the good work
hahaha ty bro
@@ModestPelican your welcome man
I'm really curious to know what your rating for this mission was.
love it when you post hitman content
9:47 Casually ignore the two dead bodies bleeding on the ground. Made me laugh my ass off
Ahh yes I wonder who killed them
Classic Modest Pelican never fails to entertain his malaka audience. 🤣 Well done and stay hydrated! 😎
My theory is that the guns are firing rubber bullets/Nerf bullets in the training mission, else it’s some VR/AR setup.
8:23 you know what they say…
*curiosity killed the cat*
I hope peli lays down sweet hitman comedy footage forever
When my grandmother passed away , I buried her in the village water reservoir. she can now continue to hydrate the villagers long after she has gone.
This is like the 30th time you've been hired to kill everyone
Yes bc he is the only one who can eventually he will be the only left on the planet along with all his pelican family
Old fashioned holiday package, 'Visit Sunny Italy, avoid the Appenines in 1944, and Sapienza at any time; you'll die'.
Bug becomes feature, becomes unique selling point: 'See Italy and Die'.
0:35 seems a lot like recent events involving actors and real bullets
first
damn no more pizza :(
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Hi
Dration
@@Michaelc-cb7jc what
@@rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903 hi - dration
@@Michaelc-cb7jc what does dration mean
I love the training intro and the transition with the lady at the dock!
Oh my god! Your videos have me laughing and in a better mood than anything else on the internet.
First from india
Well done
No I was first
bro modest pelican is really good at every single game
So the bathroom towel... what'd yah learn?? 😂
Lol, the streets littered with bodies at the end. Looks like an outbreak just swept through. Good stuff.
Modest and Cheru are legit taking over my life rn and I am all for it 😄
can't forget to hydrate, these videos are sick af
Just what I need on a day like today.
A hit man video from you.
Its crazy he did a kill everyone challenge on an elusive target that is just wild
Ayyyy back with hitman content 🔥🔥
Man I stayed hydrated, in this weekend and it’s no joke with this but I used a Pepsi 1,5L and filled it with water and drank it all.
Perfect way to start the Day is with a bit of modest pelican
Love the hit man gameplays please keep them coming lol !!
Just finished watching all hitman videos and of favourite pelican uploaded yet again
These Hitman games are visually stunning!
I love that he stole the knife from his pocket. All i could think is he stole the knife from himself
I drowned my cooking teacher to keep her hydrated
Actors: starts shooting airsoft bullets
Him: and I took that personally
les go another vid from the legend Papa Pelican
Thanks for the tip! Now I fire all my gang members using the ol’ knife trick
Your content is so good I could binge watch you for hours!!!! Same thing with Gloom and minty and primm and I cheer all of you absolute LEGENDS