They hired me to kill everyone in Italy..

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  • Опубліковано 5 бер 2022
  • Today we play Hitman 2.
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  • @be3992
    @be3992 2 роки тому +2800

    Modest is so calm in his jokes, makes it much funnier

    • @pineappledweed8768
      @pineappledweed8768 2 роки тому +88

      Guess you could say he’s really……modest

    • @johnbutt9005
      @johnbutt9005 2 роки тому +46

      What are you talking about? You think he’s a joke? This intellectual is beyond our understanding and should heed his words

    • @fynnion1st655
      @fynnion1st655 2 роки тому +14

      He is so wise

    • @JohnSmith-qo9li
      @JohnSmith-qo9li 2 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/V_bI2TImh2E/v-deo.html

    • @finnmcentee-smith9659
      @finnmcentee-smith9659 2 роки тому +4

      I agree

  • @Maestro_04.
    @Maestro_04. 2 роки тому +1828

    Theres no better way to watch a modest pelican video without hydrating first

    • @applearnold5986
      @applearnold5986 2 роки тому +3

      Agrreed

    • @soulcust
      @soulcust 2 роки тому +3

      i agree

    • @itachiuchiha7728
      @itachiuchiha7728 2 роки тому

      thats why he got hired he is the chosen one the one and only that can pull a hercules task like that without dehydration

    • @Nobyl
      @Nobyl 2 роки тому +1

      Fr I filled up my water bottle for this

    • @yaboycjm5581
      @yaboycjm5581 2 роки тому

      Unintentionally did this

  • @datguy8468
    @datguy8468 2 роки тому +241

    "assassins are paid in tips"
    47: *jumps from around the corner dressed in a bush and strangles his target with a dog collar*
    random pedestrian: "cool kill bro, heres two dolla"

    • @jbz9482
      @jbz9482 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skeletor1344
      @skeletor1344 11 місяців тому +2

      I'd love to see that happen, get me a front row seat! 🤣

  • @Dimitur228
    @Dimitur228 2 роки тому +425

    The best feeling is when you see Modest Pelican ''They hired me..''

    • @test1122lol
      @test1122lol Рік тому +1

      What about finally escaping the matrix with Andrew T8's platform?

  • @fliqck
    @fliqck 2 роки тому +709

    As an italian i can confirm that i'm dead.

    • @babbl4141
      @babbl4141 2 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @ItHamBoi
      @ItHamBoi 2 роки тому +7

      Same here

    • @ItHamBoi
      @ItHamBoi 2 роки тому +5

      @@cactusmalone and that for fuck's sake, spaghetti are DIFFERENT from noodles

    • @ItHamBoi
      @ItHamBoi 2 роки тому +4

      @@cactusmalone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @sidsucks0
      @sidsucks0 2 роки тому

      @@cactusmalone you goddamn liar.

  • @Tige69
    @Tige69 2 роки тому +422

    I love when a sufficiently hydrated hitman pelican spreads word to stay hydrated

    • @TheHamMann
      @TheHamMann 2 роки тому +3

      Hopefully not too much

  • @Extremesports49
    @Extremesports49 2 роки тому +217

    “Now armed almost as much as your average American citizen.” This had me dying because it’s so true

    • @ArthurMorgan-tr6tq
      @ArthurMorgan-tr6tq 2 роки тому +5

      I bought 2 new Glocks just yesterday! 😂

    • @sealwithakeyboard9219
      @sealwithakeyboard9219 Рік тому +6

      @@ArthurMorgan-tr6tq as a british male, i own 12 cups of poisoned tea, a sharpened silver spoon and a byro

    • @RamblinRick_
      @RamblinRick_ Рік тому +5

      As an American, I am offended by this gross stereotype. It's true, of course. Still offended.

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 7 місяців тому +1

      @@RamblinRick_ I’m offended by how inaccurate it is. Only some of us are so lightly armed!

  • @Strk_kng
    @Strk_kng 2 роки тому +104

    For the Training missions, I've always thought about that. They're paid actors but all the ammunition and guns are live and the melee objects are real and sharp/pointy. The targets in those training missions are basically being paid to die no matter how brutal or instant their deaths may be. It's pretty messed up.

    • @dodar.
      @dodar. 2 роки тому +33

      Probably Rubber bullets and blunt knife ends and there are mattreses all around the boat soo you can throw People off. The Russian spy guy does actualy die fr in canon. Diana says "I didnt see his parachute i hope he is fine" or something like that When you do the jet plane parachute mission story that is the canon way to complete the mission (When Diana talks too that girl at the Wineyard she reference too it as "The way he completed the test")

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 2 роки тому +20

      No it's all faked but it looks the same because they didn't want to program all that in

    • @jennareynolds1403
      @jennareynolds1403 2 роки тому

      It's all bright orange NERF guns, they are all just playing pretend

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Рік тому

      @Tarbosaurus "Diana explicitly states that all weapons are simulated."
      Ah, but she would say that, wouldn't she?
      Any actors who are killed don't have to be paid.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Рік тому

      @Tarbosaurus They must be cloned (ignore the fact that that would be far more expensive than not paying them... I said _ignore it!)._

  • @krishcshah
    @krishcshah 2 роки тому +341

    If peli uploads, you know it'll be a good day.

  • @jamo3676
    @jamo3676 2 роки тому +611

    Gotta love when this guy posts hitman 3

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpi6655
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpi6655 2 роки тому +44

    That chinese hitman story was actually amazing

    • @hsienhuang6178
      @hsienhuang6178 2 роки тому +8

      And it was 100% real lmao

    • @hkchan1339
      @hkchan1339 2 роки тому

      There are UA-cam videos about it, damn hilarious

  • @jamestheeyeball8954
    @jamestheeyeball8954 2 роки тому +43

    "Its dangerous to drink tea this late in the day, so I think I should kill him and steal his clothes" got me giggling lol

  • @JokerForLife
    @JokerForLife 2 роки тому +337

    I didn't know Italy had a bounty

  • @mrastorla9386
    @mrastorla9386 2 роки тому +64

    This guys humor is on another level

    • @JohnSmith-qo9li
      @JohnSmith-qo9li 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/V_bI2TImh2E/v-deo.html

    • @karthikhiron3296
      @karthikhiron3296 2 роки тому +1

      Try watch cheru

    • @Tyler_Solomon
      @Tyler_Solomon Рік тому

      I'm laughing 1:11 am at this video. The best Christmas gifts are the ones you don't expect or want because I don't celebrate.

  • @The_ATF_
    @The_ATF_ 2 роки тому +26

    I love how this man manages to do a mission story with no prompts when there are different targets lol

  • @sebakdhungana406
    @sebakdhungana406 2 роки тому +14

    “World’s best assasin but still can’t jump!” Haha. Got me there.😂😂

  • @ianwinters913
    @ianwinters913 2 роки тому +3

    10:45 best joke of the video

  • @sammetheringham1893
    @sammetheringham1893 2 роки тому +53

    More hitman, love to see it, keep it up Jeff :)

  • @aditha00
    @aditha00 Рік тому +2

    10:46 "armed almost as well as your average American citizen" 😂

  • @Whatis798
    @Whatis798 2 роки тому +53

    It warms my heart to see how he can stay hydrated and still pull off that wetsuit at the same time gotta love it.

  • @zoranstam9136
    @zoranstam9136 2 роки тому +4

    I saw this notification when I was watching a documentary on when Italy switched sides and the nazis were executing them and didn’t care about the people in Italy.

  • @Manyak420
    @Manyak420 2 роки тому +10

    Getting stoned and binging 15 videos in a row is my favourite part of the day

  • @Timipads
    @Timipads 2 роки тому +2

    8:49 he will teach you about god and he will even let you meet god XD

  • @hushpool3915
    @hushpool3915 Рік тому +1

    Actors: "So... when do we get payed?"
    Agency: "That's the neat part! You don't."

  • @trishdaG
    @trishdaG Рік тому +3

    Normally when people narrate a video it can be overdone but you managed to provide great commentary and be consistently funny at the same time. Kudos for the awesome game play of one of the best stealth games, I look forward to more of your content.

  • @ToothpasteJuice
    @ToothpasteJuice 2 роки тому +6

    Me: "I'm not gonna like his video this time. I'm just not gonna push that button."
    Pelican: "Like the video if you're sufficiently hydrated."
    Me: "Well damn I actually think I am sufficiently hydrated. Got me again."

  • @Tim_Gs_5566
    @Tim_Gs_5566 2 роки тому +4

    I literally binge watched all your hitman videos .. it’s very good and funny , i love this game and definitely love your commentary Modest Pelican 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

  • @Harry_JJ
    @Harry_JJ 2 роки тому +9

    I was on the verge of dying of dehydration…until I saw Modest Pelican released another video
    Bloody good job mate!

  • @_jgordon
    @_jgordon 2 роки тому +4

    As an assassin myself, I shared a similar experience to what Papa Peli described, however in this case it 'isn't suitable for a guy to butcher seventeen kids at a primary school', I'm sure they too were also actors.

  • @Scottish_Moonfish_fan
    @Scottish_Moonfish_fan Рік тому +3

    You’re so calm but make hilarious jokes and your videos aren’t over the top but are still extremely entertaining there’s never a dull moment and I want to watch the entire way through all your videos your content is so good you deserve so many more subs

  • @jacksonadkins8848
    @jacksonadkins8848 2 роки тому +1

    Man is so casual when he says those funny ass jokes

  • @fakeisnothing6384
    @fakeisnothing6384 8 місяців тому +1

    the reason 47 was so good at blending in is because after the first ever hitman game agent 47 quit being an assasin and instead was christian (shown in the beginning of the second hitman game), he would go to confessions and would pray so that makes sense why he was so good at blending in there

  • @casso_4974
    @casso_4974 2 роки тому +6

    I was just forcing water down children’s throats and modest uploaded. How ironic

  • @Hi-te7yr
    @Hi-te7yr 2 роки тому +18

    Peli never fails to entertain

  • @lucasbailey8481
    @lucasbailey8481 2 роки тому +1

    Took a sip of water and then opened UA-cam and this was the first suggestion. Truly a spiritual experience

  • @Tweedle-Stupid
    @Tweedle-Stupid Рік тому +2

    I once killed everyone on the tutorial map. It’s pretty small but still took forever, so I appreciate the time you take to do these larger maps

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 2 роки тому +4

    Your videos With hilarious commentary , are just awesome . Just good vibes . Love you bro

  • @adamburianek9668
    @adamburianek9668 2 роки тому +4

    MP's hitman is my favorite series on UA-cam!

  • @alexmartin9416
    @alexmartin9416 2 роки тому

    The list of things in life that actually make me laugh out loud, as opposed to simply sniggering slightly before I announce to people later that something was a LOL-worthy event, is incredibly short. This... was truly a LOL-inducing adventure. Bravo sir. Bravo.

  • @baileys5673
    @baileys5673 2 роки тому +1

    Wow. Just, wow. The terrazzo flooring when you killed McGee was just absolutely stunning.

  • @christiansen1760
    @christiansen1760 2 роки тому +3

    Its always a good day when modestpelican uploads

  • @crocsfeet
    @crocsfeet 2 роки тому +7

    WE NEED MORE HITMAN CONTENT

  • @darrennew8211
    @darrennew8211 Рік тому

    The first time you smack someone with a wrench in the training level, Burnwood says "Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. Good thing we have insurance."

  • @rebeccaashleyvanwyk9029
    @rebeccaashleyvanwyk9029 Рік тому +1

    It's killing a hippie for me and then steals his joint 😂🤣

  • @terahl-o4878
    @terahl-o4878 2 роки тому +4

    YESSSSS MORE HITMAN CONTENT !
    Edit: I got 1 like so I’m going to drink water in celebration👍🏼

  • @gabeitches24
    @gabeitches24 2 роки тому +2

    Another Hitman video! That's very poggers

  • @locodog8658
    @locodog8658 2 роки тому

    The first thing I do when I get home from a shit day at work is chuck one of your videos on. Without fail you manage to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great vids mate. We love ya

  • @bloodrayne2645
    @bloodrayne2645 2 роки тому +1

    Peli is the only one making sure that agent 47 stays hydrated,
    I salute you peli

  • @ShinySpeed
    @ShinySpeed 2 роки тому +4

    i’m a simple man. i see a pelican Hitman video, i click

  • @candasgamingchannel6256
    @candasgamingchannel6256 2 роки тому +3

    Keep up the good work i love these videos

  • @ThyneDuckus
    @ThyneDuckus 9 місяців тому +1

    I live how he kills the 2 targets of the actual story mission before killing the actual targets for this mission

  • @razorbacksgaming7410
    @razorbacksgaming7410 2 роки тому +2

    Love it when you create hitman content

  • @your_local_yankee
    @your_local_yankee 2 роки тому +24

    Your gonna know its a good day when Modest Pelican uploads

    • @thomasmontgomery805
      @thomasmontgomery805 2 роки тому

      🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱much love from warsaw

    • @Badbhoys
      @Badbhoys 2 роки тому

      Yes indeed he always makes my day

    • @JohnSmith-qo9li
      @JohnSmith-qo9li 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/V_bI2TImh2E/v-deo.html

  • @twhaw
    @twhaw 2 роки тому +36

    Why doesn't he ask us to spread the good work of his channel anymore :(

    • @Badbhoys
      @Badbhoys 2 роки тому +8

      Bc he knows we still do he doesn’t need to keep reminding us when were still doing it

    • @JohnSmith-qo9li
      @JohnSmith-qo9li 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/V_bI2TImh2E/v-deo.html

  • @mariagheata2133
    @mariagheata2133 2 роки тому +1

    This channel is therapy for me, thank you for making my day brighter, I'll have a big glass of water in your honor.

  • @MikaTarkela
    @MikaTarkela 2 роки тому

    These Hitman videos are the best! I could watch this for hours!

  • @everrtf
    @everrtf 2 роки тому +3

    i hate when they give me mixed signals like "dont kill everyone you see" or "dont ted bundy that body"

  • @rowetheboatrtb8697
    @rowetheboatrtb8697 2 роки тому +4

    Get hired to your local school board as President and change all biology curriculum to focus on pelicans as it will really help grow this channel!

  • @user-hm1bh4xv3m
    @user-hm1bh4xv3m Місяць тому

    8:48 I can’t bro that joke was dark and funny

  • @xu4299
    @xu4299 2 роки тому +2

    Every hitman post makes my day.

  • @riedwaanjacobs2435
    @riedwaanjacobs2435 2 роки тому +4

    PAPA PELI never disappoints❤️

  • @culmo80
    @culmo80 2 роки тому +6

    You know, I had the same thought about the training missions. I want to know how they hired all those people, and did they tell them about the potential drawback of being brutally murdered?

    • @circularnectarine1439
      @circularnectarine1439 6 днів тому

      probably rubber weapons, and they bleed bc fake blood/devs didn’t care enough to code it differently

  • @minusk.k.3277
    @minusk.k.3277 2 роки тому +1

    9:59 hahahahaaaaa i was waiting for that.

  • @chainsawboy2388
    @chainsawboy2388 Рік тому +2

    Pretty sure the story reason for why they actually shoot in the training mission could be said to be because Erich Soders made the drill and he wants you to fail/die since he is working for providence

  • @imsearchingforsomemilk4901
    @imsearchingforsomemilk4901 2 роки тому +3

    Hey peli i love your videos and the commentary is amazing too your like morgan Freeman but on drugs but keep up the good work

  • @calebhicks4441
    @calebhicks4441 2 роки тому +6

    I'm really curious to know what your rating for this mission was.

  • @ww7659
    @ww7659 2 роки тому +1

    love it when you post hitman content

  • @InwardBisonYT
    @InwardBisonYT Рік тому +1

    9:47 Casually ignore the two dead bodies bleeding on the ground. Made me laugh my ass off

  • @ModernTalkingCentral
    @ModernTalkingCentral 2 роки тому +3

    Classic Modest Pelican never fails to entertain his malaka audience. 🤣 Well done and stay hydrated! 😎

  • @toakovika
    @toakovika 2 роки тому +1

    My theory is that the guns are firing rubber bullets/Nerf bullets in the training mission, else it’s some VR/AR setup.

  • @futoninc.3813
    @futoninc.3813 2 роки тому

    8:23 you know what they say…
    *curiosity killed the cat*

  • @thriftest
    @thriftest 2 роки тому

    I hope peli lays down sweet hitman comedy footage forever

  • @unnamedchannel1237
    @unnamedchannel1237 2 роки тому +4

    When my grandmother passed away , I buried her in the village water reservoir. she can now continue to hydrate the villagers long after she has gone.

  • @nolp19
    @nolp19 2 роки тому +6

    This is like the 30th time you've been hired to kill everyone

    • @Badbhoys
      @Badbhoys 2 роки тому

      Yes bc he is the only one who can eventually he will be the only left on the planet along with all his pelican family

  • @stevetheduck1425
    @stevetheduck1425 Рік тому

    Old fashioned holiday package, 'Visit Sunny Italy, avoid the Appenines in 1944, and Sapienza at any time; you'll die'.
    Bug becomes feature, becomes unique selling point: 'See Italy and Die'.

  • @bruhmomentz9692
    @bruhmomentz9692 2 роки тому +2

    0:35 seems a lot like recent events involving actors and real bullets

  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny 2 роки тому +7

    damn no more pizza :(

  • @rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903
    @rhysswildlifeanimalsandmor9903 2 роки тому +3

    Hi

  • @neilpascua3468
    @neilpascua3468 2 роки тому

    I love the training intro and the transition with the lady at the dock!

  • @lonewanderer9499
    @lonewanderer9499 2 роки тому

    Oh my god! Your videos have me laughing and in a better mood than anything else on the internet.

  • @arunkumarhs2833
    @arunkumarhs2833 2 роки тому +4

    First from india

  • @soulcust
    @soulcust 2 роки тому +2

    bro modest pelican is really good at every single game

  • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
    @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 роки тому +1

    So the bathroom towel... what'd yah learn?? 😂

  • @ZombieDude0001
    @ZombieDude0001 2 роки тому

    Lol, the streets littered with bodies at the end. Looks like an outbreak just swept through. Good stuff.

  • @valeska3792
    @valeska3792 2 роки тому

    Modest and Cheru are legit taking over my life rn and I am all for it 😄

  • @yohawtdog
    @yohawtdog 2 роки тому +1

    can't forget to hydrate, these videos are sick af

  • @Banana_boat
    @Banana_boat 2 роки тому +1

    Just what I need on a day like today.
    A hit man video from you.

  • @mondobutter45
    @mondobutter45 5 місяців тому +1

    Its crazy he did a kill everyone challenge on an elusive target that is just wild

  • @k11football
    @k11football 2 роки тому +1

    Ayyyy back with hitman content 🔥🔥

  • @jimpickens4983
    @jimpickens4983 2 роки тому +1

    Man I stayed hydrated, in this weekend and it’s no joke with this but I used a Pepsi 1,5L and filled it with water and drank it all.

  • @Nick-nw1np
    @Nick-nw1np 2 роки тому

    Perfect way to start the Day is with a bit of modest pelican

  • @Loyard777
    @Loyard777 2 роки тому

    Love the hit man gameplays please keep them coming lol !!

  • @jasewilliam2877
    @jasewilliam2877 2 роки тому +1

    Just finished watching all hitman videos and of favourite pelican uploaded yet again

  • @Pantherazure
    @Pantherazure 2 роки тому

    These Hitman games are visually stunning!

  • @xXxCapuletxCafexXx
    @xXxCapuletxCafexXx 2 роки тому +1

    I love that he stole the knife from his pocket. All i could think is he stole the knife from himself

  • @jaiden4775
    @jaiden4775 2 роки тому +2

    I drowned my cooking teacher to keep her hydrated

  • @americanmapping832
    @americanmapping832 2 роки тому

    Actors: starts shooting airsoft bullets
    Him: and I took that personally

  • @CrunchIsntlocking
    @CrunchIsntlocking 2 роки тому +2

    les go another vid from the legend Papa Pelican

  • @pleaseenteraname5267
    @pleaseenteraname5267 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the tip! Now I fire all my gang members using the ol’ knife trick

  • @UzuBrady
    @UzuBrady 2 роки тому

    Your content is so good I could binge watch you for hours!!!! Same thing with Gloom and minty and primm and I cheer all of you absolute LEGENDS