6:06 Man's standing next to a massive fire, suffering 3rd degree burns yet keeps a straight face to avoid blowing his cover. The dedication is truly inspiring.
There was a monk who burned himself alive and didn’t even move a muscle during it while he perished because he was protesting an abusive leader in South Vietnam a little before the Vietnam War. The leader was being supported by the US because we hate communism but we were catching shade for supporting this jerk then he got assassinated and it’s highly likely that the US government sent agents to shut that nerd up
Modest Pelican, I bought a roadside billboard with your name on it and pulled over any careless drivers who decided not to look at the sign and hit them on the head with a wooden ladle, to spread the good word of your channel.
13:50 these people are DEFINITELY alive. After all, you rolled them into the water. And hydration is life. I have faith they drank enough to get to the hospital
Pls buy a billboard in your area that explicitly shows a naked pelican and says “subscribe to modest pelican gaming” as this really helps spread the good word of this channel.
7:10 "i see some worker unpacking some Egyptian rare artifact" *shows workers looking at the statue of buddha* 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ah yes such beautiful Egyptian rare artifacts such gold 👌🏻👌🏻✨
I used to know NOTHING about Hitman before watching Modest Pelican, and now I own the game and it’s one of my favorites 😂 Modest Pelican is easily the best youtuber out there, and it’s not even close 🏆
I appreciate how race doesn’t matter in this game, one race walks behind a box, Agent 47 knocks him out, and another race walks out. The other guards just shrug it off, like “whatever.”
I like how if you start pressing the right arrow to skip in the right moment when he starts repeating "a mace" and then just wait to hear him saying it and press the arrow again and repeat, by following a complicated mathematic algorithm, you are going to hear him saying "mace" around ten times for less then 30 seconds. He is kind of a guy who has such a nice voice that you can go back to hear something specific again and again just because the way it sounds. For example I have heard "Damn, they're good at their jobs" like 20 times. This line comes right when he had to pass trough two guards and they were like "Ye, nah, ye, nah ,ye, nah, ye, nah - get up there you sassy rascal! - Damn, they're good at their job!" - love it :D
I would like to thank you for all of the Hitman videos. I will ensure to streak naked through the Sydney CBD with a flag reading "fuck yeah Modest Pelican pingers" as this will really help to spread the good word of your channel.
I clicked on this video not knowing your channel and now it is one of my favourites. You are one of the funniest UA-camrs around. And now I am binge watching these. I also subscribed
I was watching gta V vids and saw one of your vids that you poison someone with a muffin and got confused that I saw nothing like this in gta V then realised
10:23 there was a medieval suit that you could’ve gotten in, would’ve went perfect with the mace,pelican,I’m disappointed,I did not sub for this content,I subbed for you to wear medieval armor and wack people in the face with a mace in hitman 2
This is my favorite Modest Pelican video!! Always entertains me no matter how many times I watch it! Thank you for all your content mate!! I love all of your hitman videos.
clicked on this video faster than leaving my son
father? I finally found you father 😃
@@youwannakookie9099 i still haven't gotten that cigarette yet, im going back out
But dad you said you were just gonna get milk...
Ryan
@@youwannakookie9099 he is never coming back
His voice is so unemotional its emotional makes me cry every time
UndyingPwner I was thinking the same thing, it has so many emotions and no emotions at the same time
He's "Ozzy man reviews" ....
You should like top trends
pussy cries
UndyingPwner it sounds like lazarbeam
6:06 Man's standing next to a massive fire, suffering 3rd degree burns yet keeps a straight face to avoid blowing his cover. The dedication is truly inspiring.
There was a monk who burned himself alive and didn’t even move a muscle during it while he perished because he was protesting an abusive leader in South Vietnam a little before the Vietnam War. The leader was being supported by the US because we hate communism but we were catching shade for supporting this jerk then he got assassinated and it’s highly likely that the US government sent agents to shut that nerd up
hearing modest pelican laugh is like hearing a cat bark. it’s not impossible, but it just feels off.
"Egyptian Artifacts" *shows buddah statue*
Lol ikr
Lol😂😂😂
Wooosh
Alot of people don't know this, but Buddha was egyptian.
The pelican is correct.
@@sarcasm-83 boy if ypu domt
"No Russians"
that was a hell of a mission
I remember playing that as a child
I didn’t understood what it was about so it’s good
I miss playing that game
Did you know in mw2 remastered you can see Yuri leaving the elevator at the beginning of the mission
@@Venompool-ms8lm Whar do you mean? Of course he leaves the elevator.
I left an elevator once in 76
Hitman is the best game for your channel like seriously
Yuup. I don't even play Hitman but these videos are absolute gold! Well done Modest Pelican! Keep em comin :D
It’s perfect 👌🏼
And gta
Or any crime game
6:00
Modest Pelican, I bought a roadside billboard with your name on it and pulled over any careless drivers who decided not to look at the sign and hit them on the head with a wooden ladle, to spread the good word of your channel.
Did you then force feed them water, so they would stay hyrdated?
What an absolute man
*Buddha statue*
Pelikan: AN EGYPTIAN ARTIFACT
An Egyptian LOOKING artifact
ik right
@@adamconnor9138 Still wrong. It looks nothing like Egyptian.
Im egyptian and i can confirm
Can't believe he didn't know it was from Norway.
This dude could mockingly narrate a funeral and everyone there would be like “haha yeah bro I agree”
ye
john jacob jingleheimerschmitt?!
i got a score of -415,000 for killing 83 non targets but i still completed the mission
*s t o n k s*
Noice
Remember, N O R U S S I A N
That's what I do every mission, I treat everyone with weapons as a target
@@coomingnotgoing904 and without all are targets but it says the VIP tangos
7.8/10 ... not enough Elongated Musket
His real name is elongated muskrat
Elongatedaikdarin muskerieiaksnns
Hahaa i ruined your like count
@@kuulesnysaatana8937 your like hitler but evan hitler cared about germany
@@drippydooku6347 cringe
7:10 every single historian just died a little on the inside
EGYPTIAN!!! HA!
Looks.. Buddhist
@@σεα-ψ9ε Correct (I think)
Good. I hope whatever part died will now make room for a sense of humor.
I died inside
This is how gaming commentary should all be, you earned my sub. Keep up the great content. :)
Unspoken I'm always very happy when you upload
4:08 best gaming reference of all time🤣
Remember no Russian
@@idkagoodnamesorryidoubtyou6191 Lmao
@@bandit2777 how is it in hell?
@@A_Man_The_Man Better than you would think
@@bandit2777 oh and do you have friends there?
you unintentionally made tutorials with this series. I applaud you sir. +1 SUB
Dude just how can you make it funny and unemotional at the same time? I’m crying
haha this is what I want to hear!
I LOVE the hitman videos. Do more plz. 😭😭
thanks mate! Definitely more coming
I love them too
"Don't clap, it's part of the job" 😂😂
"A political budget joke, I'm such a sufisticated guy, lol just kidding my favorite word is Moist" 😂😂😂😂
no joke hadn't laughed so hard and for so long at something in a while
*sophisticated
This was quite the experience, it really enlightened me on the art of throwing medieval maces at people’s foreheads.
13:50 these people are DEFINITELY alive. After all, you rolled them into the water. And hydration is life. I have faith they drank enough to get to the hospital
It seriously pleases me to see this channel growing the way it is. Keep it up man!
i infiltrated my parents bedroom and this happened!!!!!
i saw my mom being banged by my dad
I dont really wanna know the next bit sorry buddy😂😂
I saw my friends dad fucking his sister.
@@TaylorWilmes lol
*insert South Park the fractured but whole character story sequence*
"Her haircut tells me that she complains about her coffee no matter how good it is"😂😂
“And her pink pantsuit tells me that her boyfriend is the one who works in the kitchen.”
Papa peli back at it again. Im hydrated af boii
Stay moist m8 ✌
4:12 I really like that there was a genuine laugh that wasn't cut!
I took a break from studying for this, didn't regret.
Same here
I hear ya, friend.
Same bro. Just 2 years after you commented this...
Pls buy a billboard in your area that explicitly shows a naked pelican and says “subscribe to modest pelican gaming” as this really helps spread the good word of this channel.
I drank 3 bottles of water before watching this to ensure that I was hydrated
4:55 "unfortunately three apples wasn't enough to knock him out, so I threw the wrench instead"
🤣🤣😂
I love how casually you speak. lol it's funny for the situation.
chill mode chill mode chill mode
8:54 made me spit out my cereal😂😂
I like the “hello lads and lasses” part
Edit: Thank you guys so much this is the most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten!
Chocolate vanilla Swirl the word is lasses mate
Than you, Defaulty Boi
Chocolate vanilla Swirl no problem
You edited it weirdly.
Or is that the joke.
Sean Smith, cool ur beans man! It was a joke
7:10 "i see some worker unpacking some Egyptian rare artifact" *shows workers looking at the statue of buddha* 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ah yes such beautiful Egyptian rare artifacts such gold 👌🏻👌🏻✨
i love hitman videos i am going to subscribe!
thanks mate! :D
Did someone by chance run around naked with his youtube channel name carved in their stomach
I used to know NOTHING about Hitman before watching Modest Pelican, and now I own the game and it’s one of my favorites 😂 Modest Pelican is easily the best youtuber out there, and it’s not even close 🏆
Just started playing but I can already say I love it!! Spending the rest of my day off spreading the good word of your channel
Your literally one of the funniest people on UA-cam. I'm not even into the games you play, I'm here for the commentary
I somewhat enjoy hitman, but the commentary is gold
Love your commentary lmao, unfortunately three apples wasn't enough to knock him out so i decided to throw the wrench instead 😭😭😭😂😂😂
His voice is so monotonous, yet still so perfect
5:10 he's dead to me. Fake Australian!
I appreciate how race doesn’t matter in this game, one race walks behind a box, Agent 47 knocks him out, and another race walks out. The other guards just shrug it off, like “whatever.”
When is Modest Pelican hosting meme review?
This hydrates me almost as much as apex legend videos would.
I'VE WATCHED A MODEST PELICAN GAMING VIDEO AND THIS HAPPENED (GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL) (DODGY UNCLE KEVIN)
LMAO DODGY UNCLE KEVIN
*INCLUDING NEW KEVIN SPACEY BITCOIN TEXTURE PACK*
The Modest Pelicanos is such a fire name.
I already spray painted “sub to modest pelican” on my local police station as it helps share the word of your channel
Edit: ty
you're a legend mate this is really helping my channel to grow.
Bad boi
I like how if you start pressing the right arrow to skip in the right moment when he starts repeating "a mace" and then just wait to hear him saying it and press the arrow again and repeat, by following a complicated mathematic algorithm, you are going to hear him saying "mace" around ten times for less then 30 seconds. He is kind of a guy who has such a nice voice that you can go back to hear something specific again and again just because the way it sounds. For example I have heard "Damn, they're good at their jobs" like 20 times. This line comes right when he had to pass trough two guards and they were like "Ye, nah, ye, nah ,ye, nah, ye, nah - get up there you sassy rascal! - Damn, they're good at their job!" - love it :D
I will start "a trafficking cartel known as the pelicanos that Netflix makes a movie on you ." LMAO 😅
I would like to thank you for all of the Hitman videos. I will ensure to streak naked through the Sydney CBD with a flag reading "fuck yeah Modest Pelican pingers" as this will really help to spread the good word of your channel.
Great job on 100k, been here since 10k
thanks brother! Appreciate you supporting for so long
The dude who designs the scoring system must be one hell of a perfectionist
Modest Pelicans way of commentary on his beautiful hitman videos is the greatest thing ever so funny KEEP IT UP M8
I spent all my money on to buy hitman because of you
Insanely fast assassin reflex😭😭🔥🔥😂
7:16 Rare Egyptian artifacts?! That's a Buddhist statue man.
Buddha
Your unnecessarily clear enunciation gets me every time 😂
Cant wait until the videos are just "PLAYING HITMAN AT 3AM! GONE WRONG! GONE SEXUAL! ALMOST DIED! NOT CLICKBAIT!"
Tech guy: we’ve got fibre wire, tasers and poisoned throwing knives, any ideas what you’d like?
Agent 47: ummmm...a mace
Tech guy: a f**king what!
Peta has 95 percent of pelicans but at least they don't have the 1 billion modest pelicans that play games
I clicked on this video not knowing your channel and now it is one of my favourites. You are one of the funniest UA-camrs around. And now I am binge watching these. I also subscribed
Comedy as always 😂
*petition to keep all pelicans hydrated*
👇🏻🐦
Klicked on this video faster then Karen took the kids
R.I.P
@@legendaryliam1984 Karen. Please just let me see them😢😢😢
I really hope you're joking man, thats hell sad
@@legendaryliam1984 karen PLEASE JUST COME BACK
The way he says medieval it makes me laugh every time. I love this channel
Your thumpnail is the reason your famous
the beast excuse me, it’s to spread the good word of the channel more easily you mean
I think you mean HumpNail Amirite guise
homegrowntwinkie lol nioh amirite?
@@Preston_Hudson wut
the beast fuck off with your 2012 meme profile picture
I’m crying how funny the part is when he says “on such a sophisticated guy just kidding my favorite word is moist”
9:00 I can’t get this horrible image out of my head
Your hitman adventures should be turned into a series
11/10 - Me
"I liked the video"
This is legendary storytelling !
I want more of it!👌💵
How do you come up we the ways to spread the good word of your channel
Oh yeah yeah oh yea yea oh yea yea oh yea yea
These videos are soo satisfying for some reason 😂
I was watching gta V vids and saw one of your vids that you poison someone with a muffin and got confused that I saw nothing like this in gta V then realised
10:54 Even the Pelican hates Jamie Oliver. Uncle Roger must be so happy to see this! IDK if this is a Haiyaa or a Fuiyoh.
Just like 90% i came here because thumbnail ;)
@Bartek Terebus yup
Glenno ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Peli makes our day by existing basically
hottest thumbnail ever, 20/10
The Modest Pelicano's.......Im down with that. Already got The Southwest Region Under Control, Sir.
2:59 pause and enjoy
😂😂
Keep it up Papa peli. You know what they say. A pelican a day keeps the trash kids away.
7:15 , egypt looking artifacts?
4:10 the only bit of personality I’ve seen from him ever
I INFILTRATED AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND THIS HAPPENED
Sandy hook elementary
Tried it now I cant be in a school zone
Loving this hitman series dude its solid gold!
i wonder what blind people think when watching this video
I love the hitman videos please make more of them!! i think Hitman videos are your best videos even though you have only made a few of them!
COD modern warfare would like to know your location
Oh no! Pelican learned the most deadly martial arts move, the medieval reach around. 😂
4:31 does modest pelican use a fake accent?!
Everyone here is real fans of Pelican. Love you bud 🖤 no homo
Hey modest pelican are you half pelican if so what half
your voice and jokes crack me up ''''Hey guys us guards now use mace"""
10:23 there was a medieval suit that you could’ve gotten in, would’ve went perfect with the mace,pelican,I’m disappointed,I did not sub for this content,I subbed for you to wear medieval armor and wack people in the face with a mace in hitman 2
TacticalNuke 2019 was that for me or pelican
Omar Qatarneh for you
N word Police you’re not tacticalnuke 2019
“Trust me, I’d know. I’ve read two of the books and seen most of the movies” exactly what my experience with Harry Potter was.
"My favorite word is 'moist'."
I'm not the kind to throw terms like "subhuman" or "worthless eater" around lightly, but...
This is my favorite Modest Pelican video!! Always entertains me no matter how many times I watch it! Thank you for all your content mate!! I love all of your hitman videos.
I like the part where he killed people
your narration makes this so much better