my life just changed forever, thank you modest pelican, this has brought a tear to my eye, words can not express how happy i am, i am going to go to my local planet fitness and bench the weight of a pelican
As long he succeeds at the mission, and stays hydrated, I see no war crimes, or anything wrong. Very impressive. They had it coming. Stay safe, and keep up the good work. Thanks. Happy holidays.
7:42 "I head down to the hideout and I find they're keeping a prisoner down here. A very well dressed prisoner... *half a second later* "I look extremely dapper in my new suit, that's for sure." Peli doesn't want us to know how he got that suit, but we all know he cut out an extremely wholesome adventure of helping out the poor guy with his woes, ending up with him buying his new bestie a matching suit.
It's so wholesome that IO interactive and almost all other gaming companies think that Mumbai is the only city in india, we all live in slums with open gutters, and we all are poor street vendors. As an indian I can confirm that I have never seen a building taller than 3 storeys, regularly see guards patrolling with guns, and sleep to the ambient sound of mosquito's out of the communal toilet/railway track. Good lord.
I saw you said this was once age restricted. That's terrible. Children need to know to stay hydrated. And Modest Pelican truly cares about throwing all the children into the ocean so that they will always be hydrated. It's a shame youtube tried to age restrict this absolute hero.
Soooooooooo I’ve been watching ollllld videos like 3+ yrs ago and this is most recent one I’ve seen and you were and still are a clever humorous legend!!!
What I like about Pelican is that most videos I'll just have on in the background and not really listen. But with these I'm constantly having to go back and rewatch parts of the video thinking "Wow, did he really just say that?"
@@mr7teen922 i'onno fam, but i think hes like "Donate so he makes vids" or some bs like that. Something to which i say fuck no. Only donate if u can and want to. :P
As someone who wears Eco sandals, I have witnessed many a terrible crime. However, it is in our code to not be snitches, for if we are we shall receive snitches.
Thank you Modest Pelican Gaming. You have inspired me to love the booty, and now I am currently facing charges for sexual assault. You have my gratitude 🙏
its winter where im at so i will become a alcoholic and pee the words "Modest Pelican" in each of my neighbors yard as this really helps spread the good word of your channel
How am I supposed to spread the good word of the Modest Pelican channel? I've already become the pope, started a cult, wrote a song about pelicans, committed countless murders and wrote "Modest Pelican" on all their dead faces, what do I do now?
I doubt you will see this but I want to say thank you I rediscovered this channel from tictock and all the nostalgia from my Highschool years playing BF1 and listening to you talk about it gave me brief comfort at a time in my life when I was severely depressed and struggled to find my friend group on account if it being difficult for me to make small talk on account of my autism. I learned to deal with sensory overload and communication on account of playing that game several hours out of my day. If it wasn't for that little bit of motivation and amusement that got me though the pain I wouldn't ever have sex let alone be alive.
"That is not how you hang a towel, they never dry". Meanwhile my towels are all hung like that. I came here looking for gold but all I found was my towel-hanging skills being hated on. That and gold
www.modestprinting.com :)
you used to have good intros and funny jokes. bring them back or i will do your mum in the bum
Thank you for killing that Indian guy who scammed me. 😊
I am trust me you’re not the only one to notice Nice Ted talk.
@ 3:13 it was a Cricket ball
This is but it can be
Modest Pelican and Hitman videos go together like proper hydration and being vastly superior to your peers
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So true
so true and yes we are hydrated
real and true
Agreed.
my life just changed forever, thank you modest pelican, this has brought a tear to my eye, words can not express how happy i am, i am going to go to my local planet fitness and bench the weight of a pelican
I love the old saying of "you can give someone a fish, but if you teach them how to kill with a fish you've made an assassin for life."
Haha is that how it goes 🤔 Teach us more wise one 😂
"To who Mr Fisherman, to who?" Had me in tears. What a heartfelt story
i see you tame impala fan
"Taliban spring collection" lmfaoo that was too good.
this guy has a sense of dark humor that overrides majority of stand up comedians
I'm so damn happy that we're back to hitman!
the new update is going to be so good too 😏
@@ModestPelican do you agree with me arhat they should add custom briefcase designs to the game?
As a Indian I don't have words for how great this is
And now he changed the title of the video
@@Skitz0frenix what was the original title
@@Skitz0frenix bro what was it
just slaughtering 800 indians and your just like wow thats amazing lol
@@akureshakni *Remember, no Hindi (or any other 350+ languages)
Im Indian and all I can say is.... Thanks, the line at the store was huge today, you really helped me out
I was there when all this happened. Such a wonderful day for all of India, thank you, kind hearted Australian Pelican.
Hahaha 😂
As long he succeeds at the mission, and stays hydrated, I see no war crimes, or anything wrong. Very impressive. They had it coming. Stay safe, and keep up the good work. Thanks. Happy holidays.
I'm grateful for you attempting to solve India's overpopulation problem. Really spreads the good word of your channel.
i love how subtly modest pelican drops jokes, it makes you think what is and isnt a joke, or if he even is joking in the first place 🤔
Enough fish to lure a female soccer team 🤣
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i missed you papa peli your by far my favourite UA-camr hope your hydrated ya legend :)
you're a beast man! You too :)
It's NNN and Papa Peli decides to upload a Hitman video. It just got 10X difficult
sorry brudda
You're Indian as well
This man’s comedy is something that will never let you down
“But to who Mr. Fisherman, but to who” 12:13
As an Indian person I am dead
My condolences, will join soon
Why? Were you in that crowd?
@Extant Fellow 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
can confirm, i was the bullet.
@@oscurodous7655 damn, you went inside him 🥵🥵
-3.8 million happens to the best of us had me in tears
7:42 "I head down to the hideout and I find they're keeping a prisoner down here. A very well dressed prisoner...
*half a second later*
"I look extremely dapper in my new suit, that's for sure."
Peli doesn't want us to know how he got that suit, but we all know he cut out an extremely wholesome adventure of helping out the poor guy with his woes, ending up with him buying his new bestie a matching suit.
the massive negative score was a great punch line
☝️Thanks for watching
Expect more videos soon
DM right away i have something for you
Enjoyable how the bakery up top is "Bakery Roti" which seems like a Google translation of Bread Bakery into Hindi.
You know it’s a good day when peli uploads a hitman video
It's so wholesome that IO interactive and almost all other gaming companies think that Mumbai is the only city in india, we all live in slums with open gutters, and we all are poor street vendors.
As an indian I can confirm that I have never seen a building taller than 3 storeys, regularly see guards patrolling with guns, and sleep to the ambient sound of mosquito's out of the communal toilet/railway track. Good lord.
Hearing peli say sabudana was too hilarious 😂
Nice to see my country being represented in such a wholesome manner :)
Welcome to the club.
Could say They were dying to see it
I love the hitman videos peli!, i love them so much, that i decided to make a water generator to save gods nectar
I saw you said this was once age restricted. That's terrible. Children need to know to stay hydrated. And Modest Pelican truly cares about throwing all the children into the ocean so that they will always be hydrated. It's a shame youtube tried to age restrict this absolute hero.
I can never get enough of your content, keep it up.
I love your hitman videos
thank you Mr.Pelican for hydrating us again, we were dehydrated for weeks without your content
I'm sure the late Queen would have understood your troubles with the Hindoos!
Fun fact: Pelican killed 778 NPCs in this mission.
I love to see that agent 47 is a well hydrated assassin
Love how he just kills everyone when he gives up
Soooooooooo I’ve been watching ollllld videos like 3+ yrs ago and this is most recent one I’ve seen and you were and still are a clever humorous legend!!!
The fact almost 2 million people haven't seen this yet is crazy. Stay hydrated guys😊
Edit: Now were talking!
You would be an awesome stand up comedian, I laughed so hard at this video
“That’s not how you hang towels properly, they’ll never dry.”
*Laughs in high altitude dry climate.*
bros roleplaying the british in the 1800's...
What I like about Pelican is that most videos I'll just have on in the background and not really listen. But with these I'm constantly having to go back and rewatch parts of the video thinking "Wow, did he really just say that?"
7:43 New suit: the implication of violence, but it's not shown. Thanks Peli for keeping this channel child-friendly!
Pelicans fourth shot of the video was class. Absolute quality
Peli is very brave for uploading video with such potential for controversy. Some vegan is bound to get offended by that fishing content!
The bodies everywhere 🤣🤣
PLEASE BRING BACK THIS SERIES. Why aren't you making videos regularly 😕
When's the last time you directly donated money to this channel?
@@samkaeppel1160 I started watching 2 weeks ago...
@@samkaeppel1160 tf you talkin about?
@@andrei3436 I'm wondering...
@@mr7teen922 i'onno fam, but i think hes like "Donate so he makes vids" or some bs like that.
Something to which i say fuck no.
Only donate if u can and want to. :P
As someone who wears Eco sandals, I have witnessed many a terrible crime. However, it is in our code to not be snitches, for if we are we shall receive snitches.
Pelican after putting India in the title : 🤑🏧💰💵
Bruh UA-cam in India is wild
I'm Indian too-
Its always a great day when Mr.peli posts a Hitman video
keep these vids up bro WE LOVE YOU post more please ♥
more gta vids plz
@@Lady_Diana_99 it’s hard to make videos when rockstar releases 15 minutes worth of content every 6 months
@@morienthusiast bro he can walk around not doing anything just talking randomly I'd still watch it😂
maybe we need some nicely spaced out SOV videos until GTA 6
@@ModestPelican maybe war zone 2? or mw2?
Thanks for the hydration reminder peli
as an indian . what an honor and ill be waiting 😂😂😂
Pelican and hitman, match made in heaven
Thank you Modest Pelican Gaming. You have inspired me to love the booty, and now I am currently facing charges for sexual assault. You have my gratitude 🙏
i love these kind of videos where he just goes nuts and kills everyone
as an indian fan i am so happy... ty mr pelican
Just discovered ur channel a few days ago ... And now that I started watching ur Hitman series I got my UA-cam full of booties thumbnails LMAO
“Lunch time pingers” that killed me 😂😂
"Taliban Spring Collection" lol
We haven't had a hitman video for a while now! Great content, stay hydrated
This is the best beginning to modest pelican video ever
I started playing hitman the other day so i watched every single pelican hitman video ran out yesterday so this is perfect timing for me lmao
Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how the most replayed is the end of the sponsorship
3:00 Not to mention the hydration possibilities from collecting the drips.
'Beach loaded with garbage from dumping, with junk everywhere'
NPC: "Hey you cant just throw your unwanted items here" 🤣
"the definition of mildly spicy tears us apart but clinical depression brings us back together again."
I’m 5 minutes in an Papa Peli hasn’t achieved anything in the game. This is the quality content that I watch this channel for!
Haha I watch you on my lunch breaks. I love good Christian entrainment while hydrating
Peli facts: A pelicans pouch can hold 3 gallons of water. That's how they stay hydrated.
Didn't tell me to stay hydrated, so ate cake. Life changing.
I am now well hydrated
thanks to you modest pelican!
“If he goes back to fishing I’ll let him live” lol
12:26 what a sight to behold especially in a hitman game of all places
its winter where im at so i will become a alcoholic and pee the words "Modest Pelican" in each of my neighbors yard as this really helps spread the good word of your channel
I was missing these hitman videos so much!!
"Lunchtime pingers" lol. Even as an Englishman, I got that.
9:26 He says something about npcs, Brother that's just India.
Thank you Mr Pelican, because of your videos I have become a firefighter in order to provide hydration to those who need it
12:23 that actually sounds like a Bollywood movie..
Awww man if it ain’t the modest-est pelican out there
Please keep doing Hitman mate, it's honestly so funny and some of the few videos I actually share with mates.
You've got the best humo[u]r on the planet, bro! 😂😂😂
One of your best intros hahahahah I go away and come back to this masterclass thank you peli ❤ nothin but laughs always
Potato cam makes the merch ad hit different
How am I supposed to spread the good word of the Modest Pelican channel? I've already become the pope, started a cult, wrote a song about pelicans, committed countless murders and wrote "Modest Pelican" on all their dead faces, what do I do now?
He’s back with that quality content
THIS is why i love modest pelican. Had to close my eyes multiplbe times while laughing. :D
I doubt you will see this but I want to say thank you I rediscovered this channel from tictock and all the nostalgia from my Highschool years playing BF1 and listening to you talk about it gave me brief comfort at a time in my life when I was severely depressed and struggled to find my friend group on account if it being difficult for me to make small talk on account of my autism. I learned to deal with sensory overload and communication on account of playing that game several hours out of my day. If it wasn't for that little bit of motivation and amusement that got me though the pain I wouldn't ever have sex let alone be alive.
Modest Pelican video released 5 minutes ago! My day just got a whole lot better!
4:20 you are so real for that
Also funny number
I thought I was watching Cheru the whole time until I realized the merch ad
"That is not how you hang a towel, they never dry". Meanwhile my towels are all hung like that. I came here looking for gold but all I found was my towel-hanging skills being hated on. That and gold
so happy to see papa peli back with another top tier hitman video
Made my day a little better lol
"Taliban spring collection" oh my god 😂😂😂😂💀
PLEASE do more this hitman vids
So wholesome, very nice video and you made my day
Pelican you were here? Dayum no wonder i felt more hydrated that day.