They hired me to kill everyone..
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- Опубліковано 5 лис 2024
- Today we play Hitman 2.
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The fact that he refused to kill the happy fishing guy is so wholesome for this channel and I absolutely love it
Yeah
the fact that he supports child labor LMAO
exactly
@@cazzywoozy because he’s a great and hydrated Pelican
@@gutsbigfan .. bro your funny
"Could be worse, I could be flaccid"
Fucking spat out my drink mate good job
bro im sayin
😂😂😭
Hahahah best line by far
@@sechi731 STOP THIS IS ON EVERY FUKING COMMENT WTF
This guys a legend
Love that you are back with the hitman content
He's Australian, that's bootleg English
@@greatest_bumble_bee_dudelol he always had an Aussie accent look back at his old vids
I love how Modest Pelican pairs sadistic and psychotic but tactful murders with intelligent and thoughtful observations and opinions of his environment.
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
gonna have to drop a like under those conditions 😔
didnt expect u to be here, havent watched u in a while
may as well change that 😂
@@hunterlee638 not watching zanny is cringe
Can we get pog in the chat?
Aren’t you the guy that friend held you hostage to play titan fall 2?
Zanny I love your videos especially the battlefront ones they are really funny
god I haven't laughed that hard in a while
fr the first kill had me dead
Sale for me ... Awesome !
“If I had a sniper I could really make a dent in the local population” spoken like a true politician
xd
@Machu OMG same
E
*peli(ti)c(i)an
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
1:58
fun fact: the 2 guys crucified next to jesus were thieves, the first thief badmouthed him while the second embraced his death, jesus saw how accepting the second thief was and brought him into paradise while the first thief went to hell
uncharted 4 taught me that
“This game makes spiking drinks fun again” 😭
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
@@travisdonovan9318 yes
bill cosby ruined it for all of us
Um wut🌝
When was it fun
This is a blessing I've just been rewatching the old hitman videos
hell yea man hope you enjoy :)
Same here lmaooo they’re top tier
@@ModestPelican your my favourite UA-camr
@@commoncanadiens6699 *you're
@@angelsfallfirst7348 u think u slick
"It could be worse, I could be flacid"
Youre darkly hilarious and you just gained a new fan
Liked too, cause I hate child labor
Can't deny how cost effective it is
They weren't staying hydrated, it was justified 😔
🤘😔🤘
@@ModestPelican 🤘😔🤘
@@h.cheema7818 😔🤘😔
@@zneer100 😔🤘😔
@@paulnolan4971 🤘😔🤘
I discovered your Hitman videos a few weeks ago and have been enjoying them. This one’s my favorite so far. Your writing and delivery are brilliant here, and I laughed out loud several times. Thanks!
I love watching these challenges they bring out the inner craziness in my favorite UA-camrs
:D
@@ModestPelican :D
@@londonbus3629 :D
They bring out the craziness in the viewers as well. Helps you test "how random or silly/violent" can I become to mess with these npcs
@@ModestPelican D:
“Could be worse: I could be flaccid” 😂 This one really made me laugh!!!
I didn't get it
@@MASTEROFEVIL he’s stuck inside a box with the dead body of a woman… “could be worse: he could be flaccid”… do you get the (horrible and unethical) picture? 😂
@@xiaolong201280 Oh
@@MASTEROFEVIL 🤣 😂 😂 🤣
@@xiaolong201280 I feel silly
I will never stop watching your vids, its rare to find people who are genuinely entertaining and funny. Stay hydrated!
i appreciate that man! hope you're doing well
This man is a legand !!
@@arihalvorsen7122 *legend
@@ModestPelican Did you say malaka??
@@ModestPelican 5:37 Did you just say malaka?
Gotta love the fishin' man
“First we break there spirits, then we break there necks”
-Modest Pelican 2021
where?
@@racebred2625 there
*their
1:10 this part had me laughing
"... feeling less loved than the two people crucified next to Jesus."
Holy fuck I had to pause there. That's pure gold m8.
There was only one person in this world who was expressly promised a place in heaven it was the thief beside Jesus.
Technically everyone is, if they believe, but he got the message from the horses mouth so to speak. So one of them was loved by Jesus at least.
I'm not saying I believe in this stuff I just know about it, little facts and that.
excuse me
11:59 mornin' ! Nice day for fishing innit?!
"So why did you murder several people?"
"they werent hydrated"
"understandable have a great day"
9:13 boy fishing is just so fun and relaxing.
Pelican with a gun to npc head: always has been
Love when you play hitman.
Satisfying in many different ways.
You’re a huge inspiration to me and my gaming channel
Modest pelican: “they’re getting desensitised to the violence
Also modest pelican: kills everybody in the villa while judging their desensitivity.
Finally back with hitman!
:D
@@ModestPelican Been waiting for this!
@@ModestPelican :D
He has killed 61 people in this video, maybe more. A true hitman
"There's no sweeping under the rug for this one.
These guys are going to have to accept that they might drop to a four star destination."
😂👏🏻👍🏻
That one got me as well 😂
I read the comment just as he was saying that
1:23 “Mustache here is basically responsible for every terror attack ever” this made me crack up
This video was extremely high quality. Almost as high quality as the MPG merchandise that you shouldn’t have missed out on.
That's how dead island franchise started
For a pelican preaching hydration your videos are absolutely filled with dry humor and I'm all for it.
Ps. You've got me addicted to using dodgy malaka while refering to people and folks in my region dont know what it means. This along with my numerous restraining orders is seriously dampening my small talks in the grocery stores
i had to explain to my mom what a malaka is last night. ps im in california.... but i did live on the gold coast for 6 months with a Sheila
Absolutely love this channel mane
What a legend
10:16 😂 all those dead bodies in the break room
The funniest UA-camrs tend to be the ones that can slip in jokes without breaking character, making it unexpected and ironic. Cr1TiKaL, Modest Pelican, etc.
02:47 "It could be worse, I could be flacid" LOL
Please keep bringing hitman videos more often, I really like them and always eagerly wait for them. Even one video per month would be fine 🔥
The ending was funny asfk 😭😭😭
"It could be worse - I could be flaccid" I had to just pause there and catch my breath
"First we break their spirit, then we break their necks." 💀
As someone who spends an inordinate amount of time fishing I appreciate Peli letting the fisherman live. That guys an actual legend.
He deserved it more than anyone - fishing on the beach is illegal in the Maldives.
@@Ray.Norrish I read the first comment and was like “aww that’s wholesome”
Then I come to the replies and see your comment and I’m like “damn lol I guess it’s not as wholesome as I thought 😂”
@@Ray.Norrish no cop, no crime
9:35 - "cameraaaaah", "filtaaaahhhhh"
it's gonna be a good day when papa peli posts 🥰
:D
The fisher was a true Chad staying hydrated
"First we break their spirits, then we break their necks" - Papa Peli (2021)
I swear you are the first person to ever make me laugh with Hitman content. Absolute legend you are bro.
Love your videos Peli, making the world a safer place by eliminating the dehydrated 👍
I literally can't anymore. You are the funniest guy on the internet....
These Hitman videos are my favorite! Great comedy and always makes me laugh!
Rumor has it, that absolute Chad is still out there fishing to this day...
“Leaving her feeling less loved that the dudes crucified next to jesus” bro go on tour the one liners are killing me 😂😂
At least another person who knows the right terminology for those glasses, thanks!
We need this for every map
And this is it. I have watched all Hitman vids and this is the best channel and the best content I have ever seen.
Nothing more wholesome than this heavenly content 😌 remember to stay hydrated
I remember I use to watch you around 2 years ago, now I returned you playing hitman. Love to see you still upload!
“Remember to like the video if you hate child labour, but must admit it’s cost effective” 💀
I subscribed for that one.
"its only my second kill and i'm already stuck in a laundry basket with a dead woman...could be worse...could be flaccid" killed me 2:45
Yes , the hydrated god has blessed us with more family friendly Christian music
YAY glad you brought back the hitman content
Nice video man! Keep up the work, much love
You watched the whole 12-minute video when it was posted minute ago
you're a legend mate!
@@calebalexanderwhite1601 no, but its from Peli, so you know its good
your best hitman video yet well done
"It's time to become the sneaky stepdad"
- Modest Pelican, 2021
Legend has it he's still fishing this day
I feel much hydrated thanks to papa peli
The fisherman just show you shouldn't give up
Dude, I couldn't stop laughing... You're hilarious, now I'm about to buy this game, its totally ridiculous.... PERFECT
this man is the reason i bought hitman. you are a great youtuber!
1:50 what?? HAHAHAHHA
this is actually the best Hitman video I've ever seen xD
0:39 what do you mean hate. I can order them to do anything and they would do it because they don’t know any better. BEST PURCHASE OF MY LIFE
This lad's humor is amazing 😂
8:00 I read that as absolute shit 😂
Your casual humor is great
0:02 he is an Alpha Bald Man at that
This is hilarious!! I love these Hitman videos! Please put them into a playlist!!
Do you think you'll do more simulator style videos? I think Hobo Simulator would be right up your alley!
I still remember your jokes on this mission. "She's wearing so much fake tan, she's officially classified as a racial minority"
Your dark humour is actually the best I’ve hear 🤣🤣🤣first video I’ve seen and I’m subbin
8:19: *Meet The Sniper*
Leaving the guy fishing was perfect 👌
At 5:38 did he say "this dodgy malaka?" or am I going crazy?
The "I love you" part at the end of his videos is so wholesome. 🖤
in almost all hitman games you always could turn on "easy mode" by sitting in chokepoint with shotgun and killing all guards one by one when they come for you. Game really brokes at this moment. Even after bodies start to pile, target fo not run away from the map and not calling in some sort of assault team to deal with you
They ran out of assault teams.
I just love his satirical style and we need more UA-camrs like him.
Child labor is definitely cost effective. Can't deny that. 👍🏾
1:58 today i learned! you learn something new every day
Jesus Christ is lord and savior amen amen 🙏
Thank you so much for bringing back Agent 47.
First
dude same
Who asked
These kids all fighting to be first even tho nobody cares: ua-cam.com/video/kIaqZh_gGz4/v-deo.html
thank you modest pelacan you are a living legend
Most of UA-cam's best content, right here!!!!
I’ve been making sure to keep people hydrated
Always here for Peli content on Hitman 😮💨
That Squirtle joke was on point
i swear your videos have gotten better keep it up
Several good moments. Thanks for the laughs.
This made me laugh so hard that I was crying to lol you truly are a bloody legend mate
Just found this channel and it was the best thing i've watched in a while
Fishing dude deserves his own mission
Thanks for entertaining me mate, was well funny 🤣