How To Accidentally Start A 18th Century Crusade - Empire Total War
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- Опубліковано 3 лип 2019
- Empire total war time.
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WHERE IS MY DAMN IRONSIDE MEME INTRO, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
I can make another one for you if you wanna suggest some ideas
Make one with this comment
I can imagine it like that you are screaming "UNACCEPTABLE" like Lemongrab did...
(AKA Justing Roiland who voice Rick and Morty, Blendin-blandin from Gravity Falls, and more)
Yes truly unacceptable I say we go there and do *a little crusuading* Bois
@@emperor_ra Amazing comment
From a modding side it is literally impossible to mess with the campaign map of Empire total war, or any total war since medieval 2 without the proper dev tools.
@Wind Rose I noticed someone added Australia in Empire as well.
huh
@@phrog849in what mod?
Wrong
"Gayelord Biggs, last hope of Britania"
Coming now to your nearest theater
so was the Anola Gay for the USA
*Crusade* They did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals
@Aleksa Zivic exactly
Avery The Cuban-American the sun is a deadly lazer
I think he said almost didn't fail
You must be God considering you’re apparently omnipresent
let's make a religion out of this
Nobody:
Isorrowproductions: "bread is jesus's forskin"
Ye
ISP for Pope.
Yes
Next: grand deus vult crusade against ISP
+Emperor R Why would we call a holy Crusade in the name of our Lord and Father against our Lord and Father?
*DEUS VULT*
Briefing: "Italian states: Not playable". ISP: "It won't stop me, because I can't read".
Well, there's a city in Virginia used to be called Jerusalem, I think the Italian guy with a hat has accomplished his goal of reclaiming the holy land.
Petition to Do Artillery only in Empire/Napoleon Total war at 500K Subs
@The_Shock 47 good ide- wait no that Would be just Rome Total war as Greece
@@magdalenaschnitzer92 Such an annoying faction.
8:56. Those goddam pirates stole my hat. I'm assuming more than once
Check around Iraq. The Ottomans always build like a billion stacks and just wanders them around that area, resulting in those long turns.
Yes DarthMod struggles with that, sometimes it effects the Swedish too. The first thing I always do at the start of a campaign when using DarthMod is go right for Iraq. If you shrink the Ottomans down you can avoid the ruined game at the end.
@@Grathom15 Haha, never noticed it as Sweden. Maybe that's cause I'm a filthy nationalist and always plays them ':P
Do they ever... I recently started playing a game as the Mughal Empire for a change of pace, and thanks to my land trade route through the Ottoman Empire, I can see all 47 of their 1-2 unit stacks clogging the entirety of Anatolia every turn.
We need to see a pikemen only challenge.
Sees darth mod
Me: DARTHVADER
Isorrowproductions: no
Woe you're funny
Syrian and southern Anatolia mountains, sometimes southern Persia, and any cities like Istanbul that have a strait-crossing for land forces. This is what lags up the turns often enough lmao the AI will dismantle or send single unit armies enmasse in these locations, and the game literally breaks itself on that traffic jam, trying to move all these units that are in the way of eachother.
What about Empire Artillery only for 500k subs hmmm?
500 K subs by August 22 Hoi4 Liberia
Liberia. It's like America, but in Africa.
And also not America.
Bobby Young, field hospitals only as Liberia reee
I remember I had a playthrough where it was just me and Prussia left both splitting roughly half the world. Prussia would have each individual unit move from their at least 30 stacks of troops. So let's do some quick math. 30x20 = 600 units moving individually and not even just one movement. Back and forth to the same spot 40 times or miniscule movements to nowhere. Each turn took like 15 minutes no lie but I was too stubborn and wanted the world on legendary so it happened. I wasn't happy, but it happened.
ISP you still haven't adopted me
Hey ISP here a challange for 500k subs: Become the irl Pope.
When i first saw this mod a Few years ago i thought to myself:"Wow are we now gonna get Clones standing in lines and Shooting at droids all at once?" then i was dissapointed, but still it's one of the Best enhancement mods on Empire and Napoleon. The Best mod for me was the Great war mod
@@kamalaquila9771 yes
Did you just call me a gravy baby, aight
Every good empire darthmod game starts with the destruction of the Ottoman empire.
If you want to play better battles in Empire, and especially with Darthmod, you need to get the Bran MacBorn AI submod found on TWCenter forums. Battles are way better and he has a version of the submod that tries to kill the Ottoman Bug and it is one of the more successful attempts I've seen. Install that before your next video.
Also, the huge soldier numbers gets easier to play with the more you use them...and they are more historically accurate for the time period. But that's neither here nor there
5:35 *Sabaton's The Last Stand starts to sound*
Happy start a fire for fun day.
Alternative History Mod: ISorrowProductions fought that battle with 1000 pikemen
Pretty sure the pikes are there so that you can form a Pike and Shot formation. It actually works really well. . . . in Med II with no artillery on the enemy team.
thing is
a.) bayonets are really easy and quick to get
b.)pikemen cant be recruited in high tier buildings
8:02 **sad byzantine noises**
the good old Empire Pope War
8:14 When you’re looking for the Mid-East but end up in the Mid-West.
Roses are red violets are dandy, get in my van, I'll give you some candy
Roses are red, I'm from South Carolina, Trump has an idea, Let's nuke China
@@SentryWill Roses are red violets are blue, trump is orange soo cann we eat it
Roses are red violets are red grass is red. Shit my garden is burning.
@@herroberbesserwisser7331 i haed that one all ready
I literally bought this game yesterday. THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO DAD!
Lol you just wasted your money.
@@GiggiliGaiX3 nah, I've played Shogun II, Napoleon, Rome, Rome II, and Medieval II. Empire is my favorite.
Yes, I know I'm weird.
@@laynaTheLobster It has the largest scale out of all the total war games, a lot of fun with mods. Except the civil war mod don't get that.
It's a good game to have for the series. It's fun just really buggy and stuff
Same lol, got it for 3.50€
WOOOOOW U DID IT AGAIN thx for playing empire total war
7:43
Sir, that was a brilliant burn
I did a world conquest as the US (darth mod) in the later starting date, the end turns would take half and hour and the size and the amount of armies made a literal front line, similar to ww1.
Idea
Artillery only total war empire
Kill me now
The Ottoman bug is a vanilla bug. Basically the AI doesn't put their units into proper armies, instead having possibly dozens of one-unit armies running around, each adding to the turn time. Destroying them fixes the issue, as well as getting you the rich province of Anatolia.
While you didn't retake Jerusalem, you did end the English Reformation.
Pope go wild round 2 eléctric boga loo
4:27 Venice joined by the Iroquois confederacy
That is going to be a long canoe trip
The way he deus vulted the crap out of everyone is really hilarious.
The Papacy is an elective Theocracy mate
1:15 - Fun fact: The campaign map of ETW itself cannot be modded since it is hardcoded into the game. Editing it would only likely cause your game to crash and be unplayable.
we need to organize a crusade against ISP
I agree
ITS TIME FOR A FREAKING CRUSADE
Beautiful display of power.
LMAO at the bread foreskin part XD This guy is just random comedy genius.
The lag problem is caused by the Ottomans creating hundreds of tiny armies that slowly get bigger and more numerous as the game goes on. They're usually all fucking around Anatolia in a huge cluster... Just sitting there... being moved inches at a time... for eternity. It's fun taking them on, too because they instantly surround you and come at you from all sides with OP artillery and cavalry.
ISP, do field hospitals only at 500k in hoi4. Ples
720p immediately on upload? Epic
I love it when youtube does'nt notify you of an upload from a channel you watch every video of has the bell rung. Smh.
The Bermuda Square got me....LoL
I am awaiting a reign of terror that you shall start by claiming all of ISP’s videos.
ISP: when should I make a video invading America as the pope? July 4th? Sure
*an
Prussia is the best country to use when taking over the world in Empire Total War. I have used Prussia many times
I would say Britain but Prussia is good too
ISorrows "20 bucks is 20 bucks" Production
"There might a couple different things that are different" Probably a different genius than ISorrowProductions (like ISP), 2019
CA didnt allow modders to change the map, so the map is always vanilla
the new engine is bad for modding
@@conor987 Which is funny, as Troy: Total War has a built-in mod organizer. Which means that you have a mod organizer... With only ten mods. Most of which are cheat mods (stronger heroes, more powerful arrows, infinite stamina/no morale).
I saw the title and the Crusader, and thought it said rope time. God I’m dark.
Hey ISP just so you know for future, you can swap out dudes directly by clicking and dragging the cabinet and possible appointees
Fun fact, quicklime in Darthmod is basically death in a cannonball. Base game its not that good but in DM it just fucking kills lines of infantry easily.
The Mortar General really had me... Gaaah!
“Nibble on his foreskin bread.” - Daddy iSorrowProductions on the day Uncle Sam hatched from an eagle egg
YOU ARE A VERY FUNNY PERSON!
How do more people not want more of this
At 3:50 you can see a lvl 99 Pope Clement XI, often considered the grandfather of the mafia and it's inner workings.
Last time I was this early the NKVD operation in Latvia was happening
“There are no accidents”
-some random turtle
the second crusade of ISP electric boogaloo
3:05 grandpa? Is that you?
Every Century is a good century for a crusade
You’re fuckin hilarious
“I’m gonna go try and kill somebody in Venice”
In a monarchy you can directly appoint secretaries by dragging the portrait of who you want to the portrait of whom you to replace
Good video
Empire total war as sweden!!!
More total war pls!
3:18 Isn't that portrait of that guy who sent kys comments to the French nobility from his bathtub?
war with ISP :D
500k darthmod empire, biggest unit count , pikemen only
I didn’t even read the title
I liked
Cool
Karl Marx so Karl Marx and Adolf Hitler just watched the same video?
We need papa Stalin and we have a historical reunion
Holy Church
See's london get sacked in the name of god.
"laughs in byzantine"
Insanity is weakness leaving the body
Artillery Only!!!!
THE BERMUDA SQUARE
Cover me in gravy il papa
Dues vult mein guten Mann das ist a guten tag
its ISPOPE! 😁
4th of July MERICA
Pikemen only challenge! Please do this 😂
Best total war game
4:22you realize that you accidentally starts a world war
Do America in Darth Mod next
Hopefully the pikemen can defend the pope.
More Hoi4!!
Stainless Steel as next total war mod
Pope is dope
*this is why I need fucking physical therapy*
Also next: Artillery only in coolmath games
True God Warrior.