How To Accidentally Start A 18th Century Crusade - Empire Total War

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  • @alexhannah8889
    @alexhannah8889 5 років тому +1081

    WHERE IS MY DAMN IRONSIDE MEME INTRO, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

    • @teruterubozo
      @teruterubozo 5 років тому +2

      I can make another one for you if you wanna suggest some ideas

    • @CatNostril
      @CatNostril 5 років тому +2

      Make one with this comment

    • @zethicc7557
      @zethicc7557 5 років тому +8

      I can imagine it like that you are screaming "UNACCEPTABLE" like Lemongrab did...
      (AKA Justing Roiland who voice Rick and Morty, Blendin-blandin from Gravity Falls, and more)

    • @emperor_ra
      @emperor_ra 5 років тому +2

      Yes truly unacceptable I say we go there and do *a little crusuading* Bois

    • @hedgie9823
      @hedgie9823 5 років тому

      @@emperor_ra Amazing comment

  • @phrog849
    @phrog849 5 років тому +81

    From a modding side it is literally impossible to mess with the campaign map of Empire total war, or any total war since medieval 2 without the proper dev tools.

  • @thething9617
    @thething9617 5 років тому +133

    "Gayelord Biggs, last hope of Britania"

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +271

    *Crusade* They did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals

    • @moodylad2033
      @moodylad2033 5 років тому

      @Aleksa Zivic exactly

    • @colinpearce1291
      @colinpearce1291 5 років тому +8

      Avery The Cuban-American the sun is a deadly lazer

    • @archbishopmactasty76
      @archbishopmactasty76 5 років тому

      I think he said almost didn't fail

    • @Wiggyam
      @Wiggyam 4 роки тому

      You must be God considering you’re apparently omnipresent

    • @gergelylaszlo5463
      @gergelylaszlo5463 3 роки тому

      let's make a religion out of this

  • @charlielyons8801
    @charlielyons8801 5 років тому +677

    Nobody:
    Isorrowproductions: "bread is jesus's forskin"

  • @emperor_ra
    @emperor_ra 5 років тому +526

    Next: grand deus vult crusade against ISP

    • @lukedufaur5368
      @lukedufaur5368 5 років тому +6

      +Emperor R Why would we call a holy Crusade in the name of our Lord and Father against our Lord and Father?

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 5 років тому +1

      *DEUS VULT*

  • @user-zy9wd6nu6c
    @user-zy9wd6nu6c 5 років тому +30

    Briefing: "Italian states: Not playable". ISP: "It won't stop me, because I can't read".

  • @heyzeus4729
    @heyzeus4729 5 років тому +29

    Well, there's a city in Virginia used to be called Jerusalem, I think the Italian guy with a hat has accomplished his goal of reclaiming the holy land.

  • @magdalenaschnitzer92
    @magdalenaschnitzer92 5 років тому +160

    Petition to Do Artillery only in Empire/Napoleon Total war at 500K Subs

    • @magdalenaschnitzer92
      @magdalenaschnitzer92 5 років тому +6

      @The_Shock 47 good ide- wait no that Would be just Rome Total war as Greece

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 4 роки тому

      @@magdalenaschnitzer92 Such an annoying faction.

  • @darkshadowisso1185
    @darkshadowisso1185 5 років тому +11

    8:56. Those goddam pirates stole my hat. I'm assuming more than once

  • @AlienTreeGuy
    @AlienTreeGuy 5 років тому +113

    Check around Iraq. The Ottomans always build like a billion stacks and just wanders them around that area, resulting in those long turns.

    • @Grathom15
      @Grathom15 5 років тому +7

      Yes DarthMod struggles with that, sometimes it effects the Swedish too. The first thing I always do at the start of a campaign when using DarthMod is go right for Iraq. If you shrink the Ottomans down you can avoid the ruined game at the end.

    • @AlienTreeGuy
      @AlienTreeGuy 5 років тому +7

      @@Grathom15 Haha, never noticed it as Sweden. Maybe that's cause I'm a filthy nationalist and always plays them ':P

    • @tristikov
      @tristikov 5 років тому +10

      Do they ever... I recently started playing a game as the Mughal Empire for a change of pace, and thanks to my land trade route through the Ottoman Empire, I can see all 47 of their 1-2 unit stacks clogging the entirety of Anatolia every turn.

  • @svenzo1199
    @svenzo1199 5 років тому +7

    We need to see a pikemen only challenge.

  • @charlielyons8801
    @charlielyons8801 5 років тому +376

    Sees darth mod
    Me: DARTHVADER
    Isorrowproductions: no

  • @QueenMooSuko
    @QueenMooSuko 3 роки тому +6

    Syrian and southern Anatolia mountains, sometimes southern Persia, and any cities like Istanbul that have a strait-crossing for land forces. This is what lags up the turns often enough lmao the AI will dismantle or send single unit armies enmasse in these locations, and the game literally breaks itself on that traffic jam, trying to move all these units that are in the way of eachother.

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 5 років тому +83

    What about Empire Artillery only for 500k subs hmmm?

  • @memescap1236
    @memescap1236 5 років тому +73

    500 K subs by August 22 Hoi4 Liberia

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 років тому +3

      Liberia. It's like America, but in Africa.
      And also not America.

    • @xpvladi
      @xpvladi 5 років тому +1

      Bobby Young, field hospitals only as Liberia reee

  • @seanwalters1977
    @seanwalters1977 5 років тому +3

    I remember I had a playthrough where it was just me and Prussia left both splitting roughly half the world. Prussia would have each individual unit move from their at least 30 stacks of troops. So let's do some quick math. 30x20 = 600 units moving individually and not even just one movement. Back and forth to the same spot 40 times or miniscule movements to nowhere. Each turn took like 15 minutes no lie but I was too stubborn and wanted the world on legendary so it happened. I wasn't happy, but it happened.

  • @DavidMartin-kh2dm
    @DavidMartin-kh2dm 5 років тому +5

    ISP you still haven't adopted me

  • @dontpanic9772
    @dontpanic9772 5 років тому +22

    Hey ISP here a challange for 500k subs: Become the irl Pope.

  • @magdalenaschnitzer92
    @magdalenaschnitzer92 5 років тому +22

    When i first saw this mod a Few years ago i thought to myself:"Wow are we now gonna get Clones standing in lines and Shooting at droids all at once?" then i was dissapointed, but still it's one of the Best enhancement mods on Empire and Napoleon. The Best mod for me was the Great war mod

  • @VladThaRussian
    @VladThaRussian 5 років тому +4

    Did you just call me a gravy baby, aight

  • @gmanofsteele
    @gmanofsteele 5 років тому +5

    Every good empire darthmod game starts with the destruction of the Ottoman empire.

  • @merlin4084
    @merlin4084 5 років тому +14

    If you want to play better battles in Empire, and especially with Darthmod, you need to get the Bran MacBorn AI submod found on TWCenter forums. Battles are way better and he has a version of the submod that tries to kill the Ottoman Bug and it is one of the more successful attempts I've seen. Install that before your next video.
    Also, the huge soldier numbers gets easier to play with the more you use them...and they are more historically accurate for the time period. But that's neither here nor there

  • @quebra2311
    @quebra2311 5 років тому +2

    5:35 *Sabaton's The Last Stand starts to sound*

  • @semmstigel4453
    @semmstigel4453 5 років тому +4

    Happy start a fire for fun day.

  • @epoole1
    @epoole1 5 років тому +6

    Alternative History Mod: ISorrowProductions fought that battle with 1000 pikemen

  • @MrTimebomb12
    @MrTimebomb12 5 років тому +6

    Pretty sure the pikes are there so that you can form a Pike and Shot formation. It actually works really well. . . . in Med II with no artillery on the enemy team.

    • @justarandomhandle1
      @justarandomhandle1 8 місяців тому +1

      thing is
      a.) bayonets are really easy and quick to get
      b.)pikemen cant be recruited in high tier buildings

  • @jorgeeduardofelixbarraza9239
    @jorgeeduardofelixbarraza9239 5 років тому +4

    8:02 **sad byzantine noises**

  • @ludwigmayer8862
    @ludwigmayer8862 5 років тому +5

    the good old Empire Pope War

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 3 роки тому +3

    8:14 When you’re looking for the Mid-East but end up in the Mid-West.

  • @goldmonk84
    @goldmonk84 5 років тому +27

    Roses are red violets are dandy, get in my van, I'll give you some candy

    • @SentryWill
      @SentryWill 5 років тому +3

      Roses are red, I'm from South Carolina, Trump has an idea, Let's nuke China

    • @goldmonk84
      @goldmonk84 5 років тому

      @@SentryWill Roses are red violets are blue, trump is orange soo cann we eat it

    • @herroberbesserwisser7331
      @herroberbesserwisser7331 5 років тому +1

      Roses are red violets are red grass is red. Shit my garden is burning.

    • @goldmonk84
      @goldmonk84 5 років тому

      @@herroberbesserwisser7331 i haed that one all ready

  • @laynaTheLobster
    @laynaTheLobster 5 років тому +6

    I literally bought this game yesterday. THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO DAD!

    • @GiggiliGaiX3
      @GiggiliGaiX3 5 років тому +1

      Lol you just wasted your money.

    • @laynaTheLobster
      @laynaTheLobster 5 років тому +2

      @@GiggiliGaiX3 nah, I've played Shogun II, Napoleon, Rome, Rome II, and Medieval II. Empire is my favorite.
      Yes, I know I'm weird.

    • @chadthundercock4806
      @chadthundercock4806 5 років тому

      @@laynaTheLobster It has the largest scale out of all the total war games, a lot of fun with mods. Except the civil war mod don't get that.

    • @Suave121
      @Suave121 5 років тому

      It's a good game to have for the series. It's fun just really buggy and stuff

    • @marc1269
      @marc1269 5 років тому

      Same lol, got it for 3.50€

  • @nosvetje
    @nosvetje 5 років тому +2

    WOOOOOW U DID IT AGAIN thx for playing empire total war

  • @warwickeng5491
    @warwickeng5491 5 років тому +1

    7:43
    Sir, that was a brilliant burn

  • @XKCDism
    @XKCDism 5 років тому +1

    I did a world conquest as the US (darth mod) in the later starting date, the end turns would take half and hour and the size and the amount of armies made a literal front line, similar to ww1.

  • @Luckie_man
    @Luckie_man 5 років тому +6

    Idea
    Artillery only total war empire
    Kill me now

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 5 років тому +1

    The Ottoman bug is a vanilla bug. Basically the AI doesn't put their units into proper armies, instead having possibly dozens of one-unit armies running around, each adding to the turn time. Destroying them fixes the issue, as well as getting you the rich province of Anatolia.

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 3 роки тому +1

    While you didn't retake Jerusalem, you did end the English Reformation.

  • @idontnowhowtodraw4916
    @idontnowhowtodraw4916 5 років тому +1

    Pope go wild round 2 eléctric boga loo

  • @kylew.4896
    @kylew.4896 3 роки тому

    4:27 Venice joined by the Iroquois confederacy
    That is going to be a long canoe trip

  • @shohan5772
    @shohan5772 2 роки тому

    The way he deus vulted the crap out of everyone is really hilarious.

  • @Narvaljodchik
    @Narvaljodchik 5 років тому +1

    The Papacy is an elective Theocracy mate

  • @teruterubozo
    @teruterubozo 5 років тому +2

    1:15 - Fun fact: The campaign map of ETW itself cannot be modded since it is hardcoded into the game. Editing it would only likely cause your game to crash and be unplayable.

  • @reddd6916
    @reddd6916 5 років тому +2

    we need to organize a crusade against ISP

  • @A-Rather-Dubious-Character
    @A-Rather-Dubious-Character 5 років тому

    Beautiful display of power.

  • @worganfreeman2694
    @worganfreeman2694 4 роки тому

    LMAO at the bread foreskin part XD This guy is just random comedy genius.

  • @aidansayshi123456789
    @aidansayshi123456789 5 років тому

    The lag problem is caused by the Ottomans creating hundreds of tiny armies that slowly get bigger and more numerous as the game goes on. They're usually all fucking around Anatolia in a huge cluster... Just sitting there... being moved inches at a time... for eternity. It's fun taking them on, too because they instantly surround you and come at you from all sides with OP artillery and cavalry.

  • @xpvladi
    @xpvladi 5 років тому +8

    ISP, do field hospitals only at 500k in hoi4. Ples

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 5 років тому +3

    720p immediately on upload? Epic

  • @thenarwhalking5604
    @thenarwhalking5604 5 років тому +2

    I love it when youtube does'nt notify you of an upload from a channel you watch every video of has the bell rung. Smh.

  • @johnstamos4186
    @johnstamos4186 4 роки тому

    The Bermuda Square got me....LoL

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 5 років тому

    I am awaiting a reign of terror that you shall start by claiming all of ISP’s videos.

  • @benmurkison9591
    @benmurkison9591 5 років тому

    ISP: when should I make a video invading America as the pope? July 4th? Sure

  • @timplayz1977
    @timplayz1977 5 років тому +4

    *an

  • @monarchical8070
    @monarchical8070 5 років тому +5

    Prussia is the best country to use when taking over the world in Empire Total War. I have used Prussia many times

    • @joshlitz4509
      @joshlitz4509 5 років тому +1

      I would say Britain but Prussia is good too

  • @pyrenviii3053
    @pyrenviii3053 5 років тому +1

    ISorrows "20 bucks is 20 bucks" Production

  • @lechangeling6056
    @lechangeling6056 5 років тому +1

    "There might a couple different things that are different" Probably a different genius than ISorrowProductions (like ISP), 2019

  • @xenonzer
    @xenonzer 5 років тому +27

    CA didnt allow modders to change the map, so the map is always vanilla

    • @conor987
      @conor987 4 роки тому

      the new engine is bad for modding

    • @habstab6551
      @habstab6551 3 роки тому +1

      @@conor987 Which is funny, as Troy: Total War has a built-in mod organizer. Which means that you have a mod organizer... With only ten mods. Most of which are cheat mods (stronger heroes, more powerful arrows, infinite stamina/no morale).

  • @arunlewis4416
    @arunlewis4416 5 років тому +2

    I saw the title and the Crusader, and thought it said rope time. God I’m dark.

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 5 років тому

    Hey ISP just so you know for future, you can swap out dudes directly by clicking and dragging the cabinet and possible appointees

  • @rektaldischarge7496
    @rektaldischarge7496 5 років тому

    Fun fact, quicklime in Darthmod is basically death in a cannonball. Base game its not that good but in DM it just fucking kills lines of infantry easily.

  • @mkruse2000
    @mkruse2000 4 роки тому

    The Mortar General really had me... Gaaah!

  • @hypnode3270
    @hypnode3270 5 років тому

    “Nibble on his foreskin bread.” - Daddy iSorrowProductions on the day Uncle Sam hatched from an eagle egg

  • @Deripperda
    @Deripperda 5 років тому

    YOU ARE A VERY FUNNY PERSON!

  • @ashen1921
    @ashen1921 5 років тому

    How do more people not want more of this

  • @johanrosenberg6342
    @johanrosenberg6342 5 років тому

    At 3:50 you can see a lvl 99 Pope Clement XI, often considered the grandfather of the mafia and it's inner workings.

  • @quindariousgooch6908
    @quindariousgooch6908 5 років тому

    Last time I was this early the NKVD operation in Latvia was happening

  • @ashertan8950
    @ashertan8950 3 роки тому

    “There are no accidents”
    -some random turtle

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 5 років тому

    the second crusade of ISP electric boogaloo

  • @xdenricoudx
    @xdenricoudx 3 роки тому

    3:05 grandpa? Is that you?

  • @culiusjaesar
    @culiusjaesar 5 років тому

    Every Century is a good century for a crusade

  • @feuccj5542
    @feuccj5542 5 років тому

    You’re fuckin hilarious
    “I’m gonna go try and kill somebody in Venice”

  • @nugsnjugs9954
    @nugsnjugs9954 5 років тому

    In a monarchy you can directly appoint secretaries by dragging the portrait of who you want to the portrait of whom you to replace

  • @pommes__gamer3538
    @pommes__gamer3538 5 років тому

    Good video

  • @Rex-mr8bw
    @Rex-mr8bw 5 років тому +1

    Empire total war as sweden!!!

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 5 років тому

    More total war pls!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 років тому

    3:18 Isn't that portrait of that guy who sent kys comments to the French nobility from his bathtub?

  • @bettertelevision968
    @bettertelevision968 5 років тому

    war with ISP :D

  • @melochin8237
    @melochin8237 4 роки тому

    500k darthmod empire, biggest unit count , pikemen only

  • @phishe1631
    @phishe1631 5 років тому +1

    I didn’t even read the title
    I liked

    • @casper67
      @casper67 5 років тому +1

      Cool

    • @phishe1631
      @phishe1631 5 років тому

      Karl Marx so Karl Marx and Adolf Hitler just watched the same video?
      We need papa Stalin and we have a historical reunion

  • @hiuyjutherandomguy7953
    @hiuyjutherandomguy7953 5 років тому +1

    Holy Church

  • @Ste.V
    @Ste.V 5 років тому +1

    See's london get sacked in the name of god.
    "laughs in byzantine"

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 5 років тому +1

    Insanity is weakness leaving the body

  • @mara1978able
    @mara1978able 5 років тому +1

    Artillery Only!!!!

  • @21Arrozito
    @21Arrozito 4 роки тому

    THE BERMUDA SQUARE

  • @stephenporter4668
    @stephenporter4668 5 років тому +2

    Cover me in gravy il papa

  • @rentecstudios8900
    @rentecstudios8900 5 років тому +1

    Dues vult mein guten Mann das ist a guten tag

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay797 5 років тому

    its ISPOPE! 😁

  • @screwcommies1292
    @screwcommies1292 5 років тому

    4th of July MERICA

  • @milesmullins8658
    @milesmullins8658 5 років тому +1

    Pikemen only challenge! Please do this 😂

  • @Kodoschannel1
    @Kodoschannel1 5 років тому

    Best total war game

  • @thekingofwest4958
    @thekingofwest4958 Рік тому

    4:22you realize that you accidentally starts a world war

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman 5 років тому

    Do America in Darth Mod next

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 5 років тому +1

    Hopefully the pikemen can defend the pope.

  • @georgemarch6581
    @georgemarch6581 5 років тому +2

    More Hoi4!!

  • @snoopsauce6294
    @snoopsauce6294 5 років тому

    Stainless Steel as next total war mod

  • @christiano9743
    @christiano9743 4 роки тому

    Pope is dope

  • @al-hashish8122
    @al-hashish8122 5 років тому +1

    *this is why I need fucking physical therapy*

  • @stormer9763
    @stormer9763 5 років тому

    Also next: Artillery only in coolmath games

  • @ianklausbuchmaiermusic
    @ianklausbuchmaiermusic 5 років тому

    True God Warrior.