Napoleon Total War In 2018 (But Napoleon Is Too Scared to Fight)

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  • @LuisHenrique-vo4kn
    @LuisHenrique-vo4kn 5 років тому +2311

    Portugal: Haha we have the world's oldest alliance and it's with the British! We are invincible!
    Britain: -invades them-
    Portugal: *NANI?!*

    • @AunknownMan
      @AunknownMan 5 років тому +17

      なになに!?!

    • @marcdoughty-lee2294
      @marcdoughty-lee2294 5 років тому +100

      Luis Henrique no one expects the British inquisition

    • @LuisHenrique-vo4kn
      @LuisHenrique-vo4kn 5 років тому +59

      But little do they knew that their forces were destined to face angry men talking about football and drinking wine, the admirable Portuguese rebels

    • @jamie3720
      @jamie3720 5 років тому +2

      _NANI!!!?_

    • @blueknight8700
      @blueknight8700 5 років тому +14

      As a Portuguese, I confirm

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 5 років тому +1297

    First two notes: G#3 and D#4
    Plink: A#6
    Distance from last video: Perfect fifth up, with no cheering

  • @immaslipperlol
    @immaslipperlol 5 років тому +1326

    The game's about Napoleon and the French Empire.
    French..
    Rene Descartes was French.
    He's a mathematician.
    Math..
    Coolmathgames confirmed.

    • @everythingyoutuber3423
      @everythingyoutuber3423 5 років тому +3

      Stephen Bernardino z

    • @kainezillah
      @kainezillah 5 років тому +7

      Stephen Bernardino I think, therefore I play cool math games.

    • @cameronchristepherlee
      @cameronchristepherlee 5 років тому +2

      Cogito ergo sum...

    • @nameisname7445
      @nameisname7445 5 років тому +3

      nikhil koolahaari done

    • @dougdog1224
      @dougdog1224 5 років тому +2

      Oh hey, an original coolmathgames joke
      It’s not one of the stupid fucking ones that Sam Patterson keeps on making

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 років тому +2042

    Napoleon must have been skilled at Coolmathgames to be so good with artillery

    • @tigorbattalion4889
      @tigorbattalion4889 5 років тому +3

      First reply

    • @castalov247
      @castalov247 5 років тому +13

      Thank you Sam. Very cool!

    • @masterlife5475
      @masterlife5475 5 років тому +5

      iSorrow clearly said in the end of the video "please don't say Coolmathgames or roblox or any game i will never play".

    • @quec8883
      @quec8883 5 років тому +8

      Every, single, video.

    • @ploxman
      @ploxman 5 років тому +5

      God damnit Sam

  • @FrederickvonKroner
    @FrederickvonKroner 5 років тому +533

    Man, the Battle Mod for March of the Eagles is great.

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 5 років тому +375

    Napoleon could've won but forgot to use *ARTILLERY*

  • @olibearws
    @olibearws 5 років тому +255

    Napolean was French, the french like cheese. Cheese starts with a C, you know what else starts with a C? Coolmathgames

    • @olibearws
      @olibearws 5 років тому +1

      Ruler of France tho

    • @rexx2338
      @rexx2338 5 років тому +1

      technically he was French though because when he was born the French had taken over his island.

    • @sachyriel
      @sachyriel 5 років тому +2

      In French cheese starts with an F.

    • @Smaug2b
      @Smaug2b 5 років тому +1

      he was corsican ^^ C for coolmathgames

    • @Smaug2b
      @Smaug2b 5 років тому

      look like a south park episode scientist theory ^^

  • @froterons
    @froterons 5 років тому +55

    Pyrrhic, adjective meaning "A victory won, but won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor." Great job.

    • @KIrkos98
      @KIrkos98 5 років тому +8

      Yes my friend, and it's named like that after the great Greek king of Epirus that invade Romans with some fucking elephants

  • @johnwilkins11
    @johnwilkins11 5 років тому +424

    This is so sad
    Alexa invade the Iberian peninsula

  • @martonk
    @martonk 5 років тому +151

    Damn this weather Sir! Wet powder makes missfires a certainty!

  • @bobbypins8651
    @bobbypins8651 5 років тому +80

    Portugal: The only thing that can break this peace is the will of god hims-
    ISP: *Dark Chuckle*
    Portugal: England! Por Que!?

  • @theorangeveteran8125
    @theorangeveteran8125 5 років тому +25

    Danish: Man do I love minding my own business and trading in the English Channel.
    British: My Imperial and oppression senses are tingling.
    Danish: What’s that sound?
    British national anthem plays.
    British: Rule Britannia.

    • @TheMaztercom
      @TheMaztercom 4 роки тому

      1 year later
      Still not funny.

    • @crocodileguy4319
      @crocodileguy4319 3 роки тому

      @@TheMaztercom Oh, I disagree my friend, it is fucking hilarious.

  • @NotVeryRandomDude
    @NotVeryRandomDude 5 років тому +76

    Artillery only in Star Wars Empire at War

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 5 років тому

      That would be like AT-ATs only? Id wager that could work if you can build them.

    • @NotVeryRandomDude
      @NotVeryRandomDude 5 років тому

      Grivehn No, you would use SPMA.
      starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Propelled_Medium_Artillery

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 5 років тому

      Ahaha, that would be more tricky indeed.

  • @jirotwo7329
    @jirotwo7329 5 років тому +198

    Coolmathgames when pewdiepie does artillery only?

  • @frostycastle2249
    @frostycastle2249 5 років тому +26

    I love Napoleon, it's one of my favourites. But why, whenever Napoleon goes anywhere near the frontline during a battle, does he instantly get injured?

    • @saywhatnow2173
      @saywhatnow2173 3 роки тому +2

      In real life, only a few times. Some of them even missed. In the game, Napoleon never dies. He was just injured and can fight again in a few days.

  • @nfp8592
    @nfp8592 5 років тому +179

    What if coolmathgames invaded Germany in 1939?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому +1

      they'd have a pretty radical blue guy with spiked hair as their new chancellor.

    • @FlamingtacoXd
      @FlamingtacoXd 5 років тому +2

      @@xmm-cf5eg Sonic Hedstry

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 5 років тому +1

      …or #Numberphile invaded Germany in -1 / 12 AD ?

  • @danidish2342
    @danidish2342 5 років тому +138

    Bread in the ass challenge 500k

  • @matthewcollins4130
    @matthewcollins4130 5 років тому +41

    Napoleon Total War Artillery Only

  • @cabilloplays7289
    @cabilloplays7289 5 років тому +1

    This is the one think that made me,a 12 year old smile all day.My grandfather just passed,and I’ve been crying non stop.He was barely in his 60s and all I have him was a hug.That was the lastest thing i gave him until he went back to Utah.I don’t want attention.Or likes.I just wanted to thank you

  • @florisester2130
    @florisester2130 5 років тому +6

    This dude plays Darthmod without using the actual Darthmod campaign.

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 5 років тому +464

    In the intro the is a clink. Clink starts with a C. Coolmathgames also starts with a C. Hmmmmmm mm 🤔

  • @olibearws
    @olibearws 5 років тому +47

    [Insert Shitty Coolmathgames meme]

  • @bopit5701
    @bopit5701 5 років тому +12

    I wonder what the French thought when they found napoleon playing dead

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 5 років тому +2

    Napoleon is actually famous for giving Artillery a far greater role on the battlefield. So you could say he was the pioneer of Artillery Only.

  • @olliepurkiss-webb4154
    @olliepurkiss-webb4154 5 років тому +108

    Play Mediaval 2 total war

    • @houseking9211
      @houseking9211 5 років тому +6

      yes
      med 2 best game of all time

    • @olliepurkiss-webb4154
      @olliepurkiss-webb4154 5 років тому +1

      Menoth Games I agree

    • @donkey7765
      @donkey7765 5 років тому +4

      Well my personal TW game is Medieval 2 as well but mechanics wise Shogun 2 beats every single one.

    • @ronank2432
      @ronank2432 5 років тому +3

      No, Empire Total War is the best *in being broken (good theme though and i wish CC create a 2 as well MTW 3)

    • @jlinn543
      @jlinn543 3 роки тому

      @@donkey7765 Agreed. Too bad he never plays the game.

  • @goddamnit2573
    @goddamnit2573 5 років тому +7

    You're ending the game with a German Napoleon. I got a bad feeling about this

  • @carlosedu5
    @carlosedu5 4 роки тому +1

    Not really sure if you invaded Portugal in game, or if you were already there, you see when in real life Napoleon invaded portugal for not closing its harbors to england, the portuguese royal family escaped to brazil, and a english general took over temporary control of the territory of portugal. It was also the first and only time that a capital of a european country was set outside of europe, since the capital of Portugal at that time was Rio de Janeiro were the royal family took refuge.

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 5 років тому +22

    Play the ww1 mod for Napoleon.

  • @sebcm898
    @sebcm898 5 років тому +84

    Napoleon could’ve won but he was French

    • @TheAztecGamer123
      @TheAztecGamer123 5 років тому +14

      Sebcm Gaming wasn't he Italian from Corsica

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 5 років тому +15

      Sebcm Gaming He wasn’t even French, he’s a Corsican native (the French had only captured the island a year or two before Napoleon was born)

    • @izaakwedgwood9153
      @izaakwedgwood9153 5 років тому +5

      Yeah because Italians are well known for their competence in war

    • @xSpiegelschattenx
      @xSpiegelschattenx 5 років тому

      France died when they chopped the king's head.

    • @izaakwedgwood9153
      @izaakwedgwood9153 5 років тому

      wish it could have died earlier

  • @dejan3366
    @dejan3366 5 років тому +20

    *WATERLOO INTENSIFIES*

    • @ricedealer56
      @ricedealer56 5 років тому +1

      Dejan Vezmar *MERD*

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому

      Je deteste mon existence.

  • @reeceallen583
    @reeceallen583 3 роки тому +2

    Fun fact the Anglo-Portugese Alliance is the oldest Alliance still in forced

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 4 роки тому +2

    I love this game and I'm a HUGE Napoleon buff. Thanks for telling me about March of Eagles

  • @benzski44
    @benzski44 5 років тому +13

    “Don’t say a game I’m never going to play”
    *Minecraft 350K*

  • @megandaqueen1498
    @megandaqueen1498 5 років тому +10

    Napoleon: "Dont worry I got this. I learned from the best." *Artillery Only*

  • @theyorkshireshadow7081
    @theyorkshireshadow7081 5 років тому

    You know whats even better than having bavavian republic reinforcements walking into a British firing line? Swedish reinforcements walking into a Russian firing line, but they also have 18th century hand mortars, the blood stains the ground within seconds, and BANG and the Swedish are gone!

  • @markusraat818
    @markusraat818 5 років тому +2

    Wow you really getting dem ADS! Good for you ISP!!

  • @nullnvoid404
    @nullnvoid404 5 років тому +6

    400k, play Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom.

  • @ilhamionur
    @ilhamionur 5 років тому +4

    Do Endsieg in December 1944 Battle of Bulge campaign.

  • @mad1478
    @mad1478 3 роки тому

    Italy: exist in NTW
    France and Austria: “Is for me”

  • @metaruSaifa
    @metaruSaifa 5 років тому +3

    Napoleon: Total War artillery only. now.

  • @5lake
    @5lake 5 років тому +6

    Cool maths games whilr playing artillery only pls

  • @kajvajkaji6642
    @kajvajkaji6642 5 років тому +2

    They should have made Napoleon surrender to you when you beat him, and then he would just fight his own empire.

  • @tiarnacais9656
    @tiarnacais9656 5 років тому

    NAPOLEON: *Gets head shot off by cannon*
    Game : Napoleon is wounded!

  • @luanandreas
    @luanandreas 5 років тому +9

    SHOGUN 2 OR I KOMMIT SUDOKU

    • @neine999
      @neine999 5 років тому +2

      A MOST SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

    • @EmpereurNapoleonBonaparte
      @EmpereurNapoleonBonaparte 5 років тому

      @@neine999 A most shameful dispray is the fact, that you are trying to steal my identity. Our men are running, sir.

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 5 років тому

      *SEPPUKU

  • @melli7193
    @melli7193 5 років тому +3

    This isn't March of the Eagles

  • @tiagocorreia419
    @tiagocorreia419 5 років тому +2

    ''CoolMathGames or I dont know, Roblox or just another game I'm *GOING* *TO* *PLAY* ''
    You said it ISP now *DO* *IT*

  • @jamesyates4836
    @jamesyates4836 5 років тому +2

    Play total war war hammer but with the new mortal empires so u can have a world war against angry dinosaurs and a bunch of people with big ears

  • @FOX0NE
    @FOX0NE 5 років тому +3

    Play War Game: Red Dragon or War Game: Airland Battle Both fun games and full of memes

  • @shaneschofield1599
    @shaneschofield1599 5 років тому +10

    pyr·rhic1
    ˈpirik/Submit
    adjective
    (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor.

  • @TalonAshlar
    @TalonAshlar 5 років тому

    Darth Vader's force ghost arrives in a galaxy far far away just in time to lead France to Victory in the Napoleonic Wars... The only retcon that can save The Last Jedi

  • @apolakigamingandmore6376
    @apolakigamingandmore6376 2 роки тому

    2:27 *LMFAOOO... BRITISH GRENADIERS WITH VAPING SKILLS!!!*

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 5 років тому +10

    Please play Coolrobloxgames The Artillery only edition

  • @vikki2702
    @vikki2702 5 років тому +3

    Do Empire Total War

  • @guardingdark2860
    @guardingdark2860 5 років тому +2

    5:56 special tip for anyone who cares, if your agent is detected and survives, you can then literally just have him walk straight into the city. No percentages or anything, as long as it's the same turn and he still has movement points, he's in.

  • @leonidas1749
    @leonidas1749 5 років тому

    iSP and landmines, name a more iconic duo

  • @bismarckmech3170
    @bismarckmech3170 5 років тому +6

    HI PICH BOYI

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому

      FUCKING WAYPOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @jarrodtrainor5179
    @jarrodtrainor5179 5 років тому +3

    Play Empire Total War ARTILLERY ONLY

  • @Robert-wk7nf
    @Robert-wk7nf 5 років тому

    It’s not a iSP comment section without Sam Patterson complaining about how he hasn’t played coolmathgames yet.

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 2 роки тому

    1:52 Wait, Christian the 7th?? I'm pretty sure he was Hydrophobic to an extent, he did not like the Ocean, But here he is leading a fleet.
    The mad king of Denmark everyone.

  • @Destroyer11204
    @Destroyer11204 5 років тому +4

    360p only lol

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 5 років тому +7

    "I demanded surrender and they actually surrendered."
    **Ah , typical France.**

  • @ricedealer56
    @ricedealer56 5 років тому

    Mongols-invades russia in winter and won
    Napoleon-let me try *losses horribly*

  • @penpenbrady
    @penpenbrady 5 років тому

    I love the direction of this channel

  • @user-tn1wo4md4n
    @user-tn1wo4md4n 5 років тому +3

    Isorrowproductions but no one would rather watch this instead of Hearts of Iron 4

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 5 років тому +3

    After CoolMathGames play Friv

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 5 років тому

    We Batavians served with honour in the Grand Armée during the Russian Campaign! Then we switched sides and served with Honour under Wellington at Waterloo. Oh, and we liked *loved* our first king, Napoleon's brother Louis so much, we turned our government into a kingdom following Napoleon's defeat because.

  • @ryaneijkholt4220
    @ryaneijkholt4220 5 років тому +2

    ISP, please make more NTW and ETW videos! You're hilarious!

  • @nikolaradojicic5779
    @nikolaradojicic5779 5 років тому +3

    play Kenshi

  • @grimm_plush
    @grimm_plush 5 років тому +12

    do the bread in the ass cooking challenge we've been waiting too long

  • @ragnivus6020
    @ragnivus6020 4 роки тому +1

    Just becouse napoleon surrender once doesn't mean that he is scared, if you look, napoleon has beaten the british alot of times, plus napoleon won over the british at waterloo but then the prussians attacked from out of no where.

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 5 років тому

    boy that soil sure didnt see that barrage coming

  • @hotdogfingerz9674
    @hotdogfingerz9674 5 років тому +7

    Play Empire at War with Bo

  • @dimdagreekdimdagreek4097
    @dimdagreekdimdagreek4097 5 років тому +3

    Prussian might intesi...plays as britain
    Flip you with a sausage

  • @taggebagge
    @taggebagge 5 років тому +1

    Damn nice to see you sunk the Danish.
    Sweden sends her regards.

  • @KhalerJex
    @KhalerJex 5 років тому +1

    I hope ISP puts the *GEMIDÃO DO ZAP* sound effect at the Ironside logo

  • @m_fairie
    @m_fairie 5 років тому +3

    Notification squad, assemble!

  • @GeneralenEkstre
    @GeneralenEkstre 5 років тому +6

    Play ROBLOX!

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 років тому

      Phantom forces artillery only.

  • @kangaskhan7164
    @kangaskhan7164 5 років тому +1

    King of England: look at me, I’m the emperor of the French now

  • @calebjohnson7592
    @calebjohnson7592 5 років тому

    >1:24
    >"this is as fast as they go"
    >Sails hoisted

  • @louiepatouie4168
    @louiepatouie4168 5 років тому +1

    I have a high end modern new computer, still can't get the graphics on this game above medium. Thank you Elle from Total War from repeatedly denying my requests to fix this damn glitch.

  • @calebsaunders9592
    @calebsaunders9592 5 років тому

    Step #1 Capture Santissima Trinidad
    Step #2 Have nelson take command
    Step #3 Profit

  • @paca7429
    @paca7429 3 роки тому

    how to beat napoleon total war:
    Step 1: spam a ton of cavalry and send them with generals all at once to rekt each city
    step 2: ???
    step 3: profit

  • @johnathanmelancon4557
    @johnathanmelancon4557 5 років тому

    Oh you think this is bad Isorrow, try Total War Empire, where the Revolution ends in 1802, George Washington died of Old Age, and the french never stopped stacking troops on an armada they NEVER SENT TO INTERVENE.

  • @nathankingham1248
    @nathankingham1248 5 років тому

    A fucking car alarm went off as the intro played and I thought it was another one of your bamboozles

  • @Это-же-Лимонный
    @Это-же-Лимонный 5 років тому +1

    "A R T Ì L L É R Í E O N L Í E" ©Napoléon Bonaparte

  • @gtu660
    @gtu660 5 років тому +1

    Germany:renania its ours France:wtf m8 Germany:its my now

  • @jasonscst
    @jasonscst 5 років тому

    Papi ISP. Build up a town on Banished!

  • @TheAnnoyingEditor
    @TheAnnoyingEditor 5 років тому +1

    Thank you lord

  • @juanabejas2739
    @juanabejas2739 5 років тому +1

    You should do artillery only in this game, it would be awesome

  • @joserovirapoy3684
    @joserovirapoy3684 5 років тому

    Napoleon total baguette 2018, the crouasant returs

  • @anaklngameplayer2549
    @anaklngameplayer2549 5 років тому

    Just wanna say. He said if he reaches 220k subscribers he would be a March of the Eagles channel

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 3 роки тому

    yes honor was still a thing and it was considered ungentlemanly to shoot at officers.

  • @droezjjj3927
    @droezjjj3927 5 років тому

    9:00 thank you from the bottem of my heart thank you

  • @NonLinearExistence
    @NonLinearExistence 5 років тому +2

    Stellaris.

  • @imbelgian8293
    @imbelgian8293 5 років тому +2

    ISP, you should play empire total war with the brothers vs brothers mod and win as the south. FOR GEORGIA! And VIRGINIA!

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 5 років тому +1

    DARTH NAPOLEON

  • @RedPanda391
    @RedPanda391 5 років тому

    Napoleon is looking pretty thicc there... I'm sorry I betrayed you ISP...

  • @LoneWanderer101
    @LoneWanderer101 5 років тому

    Play the Great War Mod for Napoleon Total War.
    You can play as... America! And live out Woodrow Wilson's dream of creating world peace... by conquering Europe.

  • @revolverA
    @revolverA 5 років тому

    New HOI4 mod: WHAT IF NAPOLEON LOST FRANCE BUT STILL HAD GERMONY!11?

  • @9wowable
    @9wowable 5 років тому

    yessss hes playing TOTAL WAR AGAIN