How To Correctly Play The Mongolians In Medieval 2 Total War

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  • Опубліковано 8 лип 2019
  • Today we're checking out Medieval 2 Total war where I teach you CHUMPS how to actually play this nation.
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  • @ZacharyRosman9256
    @ZacharyRosman9256 5 років тому +2236

    You should've named Rome the Vatikhan instead of Romegolia.

  • @cinnamonape3045
    @cinnamonape3045 5 років тому +483

    You missed a great opportunity to rename the city Khanstantinople

  • @adamhilt1984
    @adamhilt1984 5 років тому +1908

    Maybe you should go back to Victoria 2 #BanatAt500k

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 5 років тому +1004

    The Mongols were so broke in base game and yeah more planet war would be nice

    • @windex1613
      @windex1613 5 років тому +9

      I remember the t 34 anywhere
      From potential history t 34 review or something

    • @IamnotfromUSA
      @IamnotfromUSA 5 років тому

      asme

    • @koppletonclopp7952
      @koppletonclopp7952 5 років тому +4

      I need the explosive watermelon throwing tellitubbies in my life again

    • @zackknipping827
      @zackknipping827 5 років тому +3

      They were broke irl

    • @I_hunt_lolis
      @I_hunt_lolis 5 років тому

      Everything broke

  • @SamienBB
    @SamienBB 5 років тому +36

    7:53 The Hungarians just wanted to return back where they came from 😂😂

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 5 років тому +30

    "Cardinal, every time we elect a new pope the Mongols butcher him? Maybe we should stop?" "I completely disagree, in fact, I think I'll be voting for you next conclave!"

  • @godkingjacklee3065
    @godkingjacklee3065 5 років тому +366

    Yes more planet war

  • @stephenhartley2853
    @stephenhartley2853 5 років тому +117

    all factions get kings purse, its a fixed amount of income per turn, it is basically there to balance the game so a faction with only 1 town can afford a decent army to go on the attack

  • @Fancymanzz
    @Fancymanzz 5 років тому +29

    *Pope appears*
    Mongols: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

  • @PedroMM193
    @PedroMM193 5 років тому +269

    Play Medieval 2 but with genoese crossbowmen only.

    • @fdumbass
      @fdumbass 5 років тому +6

      Excelent choice sir!

    • @shadowknight8610
      @shadowknight8610 5 років тому +92

      So just playing milan normally

    • @golemgolden4670
      @golemgolden4670 5 років тому +23

      Thats not a challage, thats just a sensible choice.

    • @marksmidt8225
      @marksmidt8225 5 років тому +1

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +4

      Lets raise the stakes: crossbow mercenaries only!!!

  • @thetrue7sparks
    @thetrue7sparks 5 років тому +109

    PLANET WAR. Play the weird Anubis Egyptian God faction

    • @Jsay18
      @Jsay18 5 років тому

      They are literally the weakest faction. DON'T.

    • @joopia
      @joopia 5 років тому +1

      @@Jsay18 Exactly!

  • @mizcs
    @mizcs 5 років тому +64

    the "please do not attack" "we will not attack" thing is basically a non-agression pact, of course its the total war AI so pretty much everytime the AI will declare war the next turn

  • @Kuolonen
    @Kuolonen 5 років тому +19

    1:20 "where do we expand to, Russia maybe?" *Draws* *circle* *around* *Finland* *&* *Estonia*
    I didn't know Isorrow was backed by Putin?

  • @ryane3703
    @ryane3703 5 років тому +21

    I love isp not knowing who Khan Jochi is when he was literally Genghis Khan's first born son

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 5 років тому +1

      It is alleged though that Jochi wasn’t actually his.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 років тому

      @@TheDirtysouthfan I mean it was Genghis fucking Khan how could he not be related to him (yes I know his wife was stolen for a time and might have been impregnated by one of her kidnappers) but it was still Genghis Khan. The dude would loot a women in the eyes and she would be impregnated. Nah fuck that he could glance at her and she would soon be with child.

    • @sleekotter1109
      @sleekotter1109 5 років тому +3

      Interesting that Med 2 doesn't have an event with Jochi running off like irl.

  • @Gyohdon
    @Gyohdon 5 років тому +8

    so instead of marco polo travelling to kublai khan, kublai khan travelled to marco polo
    makes sense

  • @devoidofvoltz2562
    @devoidofvoltz2562 5 років тому +139

    "Where should we expand to? Russia maybe?"
    *hovers over Estonia*
    ....
    REEEEEEEE

  • @ryuyokamikaze
    @ryuyokamikaze 5 років тому +317

    I loved planet war but I have no idea about what is actually going on in that mod

    • @zacharylink538
      @zacharylink538 5 років тому +11

      Here have a cookie 🍪🍪🍪😇

    • @ryuyokamikaze
      @ryuyokamikaze 5 років тому +2

      @@zacharylink538 thanks ^^ (you probably deserve it more for answering to this comment and the one on drews video lol)

    • @loltank5315
      @loltank5315 5 років тому +15

      I'm pretty sure not knowing what is going on is the point of planet war.

    • @thebronywiking
      @thebronywiking 5 років тому +2

      Have a brohoof: /)

    • @tubplunger
      @tubplunger 5 років тому +4

      I think it's basically a bunch of pop culture stuff from movies and tv shows on one planet all fighting each other. That's the most I got from looking at it.

  • @MrTimebomb12
    @MrTimebomb12 5 років тому +201

    Shhh, no one tell him that Stainless Steel lets him play as the Mongols as a regular faction

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 5 років тому +8

      Enlightened Dystopian yeah but it probably won’t make it as broken

    • @Dexusaz
      @Dexusaz 5 років тому +2

      Stainless Steel keeps crashing though.

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 років тому +12

      @Deströyer - To whom? I barely had any crashes.

    • @Dexusaz
      @Dexusaz 5 років тому +3

      @@overgrownswamp It kept crashing for me, no matter what I tried. Plenty of people have the same problem, it's all over the forums. It randomly seems to work for some people, while it doesn't work for others.

    • @overgrownswamp
      @overgrownswamp 5 років тому +3

      Must've been lucky then, but I played SSHIP to be exact.

  • @nikolaihill7364
    @nikolaihill7364 5 років тому +61

    Please more planet war! It's such a weird mod, and I love it!

  • @hotdogfingerz9674
    @hotdogfingerz9674 5 років тому +85

    But this isn't Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

    • @nickdiaz1814
      @nickdiaz1814 5 років тому

      I have a disk for xbox 360

    • @shaokhan2845
      @shaokhan2845 5 років тому

      Nick Diaz hello 9th cousin once removed

  • @fidl__
    @fidl__ 5 років тому +82

    give us planetwar

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +22

    Everyone's Gangsta until the Mongols start conquering everything

  • @josephstalin670
    @josephstalin670 5 років тому +34

    Wow, this is just like 1984.

    • @B31NG
      @B31NG Місяць тому

      real

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 років тому +31

    Become one with the horse, that’s how you play as the Mongols

    • @GoldfishEmpire
      @GoldfishEmpire 4 роки тому +1

      Are you one of the fellows that the orange person almost caused WW3 with? If so, hi
      🆓️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Tackself
    @Tackself 5 років тому +4

    08:42 "He has the trait 'incredibly boring'"
    well don't forget 'quite mad'

  • @admiraltrung-ankancollepla2201
    @admiraltrung-ankancollepla2201 4 роки тому +2

    The Mongol should have its own Total War game series.

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 5 років тому +4

    The Mongolians dabbed on 10% of the population.

  • @htjohn8202
    @htjohn8202 4 роки тому +1

    I want to see more of this game man

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 5 років тому +3

    3:20
    Isorrowproductions: “Medieval Beyblading is my favorite tradition.”

  • @drpedopuk9705
    @drpedopuk9705 5 років тому +6

    eu3 part 2 electric boogaloo

  • @jean-edouardahmedozzi6120
    @jean-edouardahmedozzi6120 5 років тому +1

    England : It's 18th century now so we be inventing rockets
    Mongolia : Hold my neberwerfer

  • @rydernigga5675
    @rydernigga5675 5 років тому +1

    This game was my childhood, please play more!

  • @KillianHarlocke
    @KillianHarlocke 5 років тому +4

    Mongolians vs Hungarians, now that's what I call a family feud.

  • @Svabre
    @Svabre 4 роки тому

    the molotov - ribbentrop pact: accept or we will attack - please do not attack

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 5 років тому +1

    Planet War was incredible. Please I require that you play more.

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 5 років тому +4

    (When some dude on the other side of Asia executes your envoys)

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 5 років тому +1

    Planet War was beyond fantastic, I'd love to see it again in your hands.

  • @will9864
    @will9864 5 років тому +4

    The king's purse thing is a proper feature in the game and it is for all nations in the game and helps small nations be able to raise an army.

  • @carlcotten1770
    @carlcotten1770 5 років тому

    Lol loved it! Would definitely love to see more planet war!

  • @bogdanmeoff2399
    @bogdanmeoff2399 5 років тому +1

    "please do not attack" *Speech 100*

    • @mr.axolotl7727
      @mr.axolotl7727 5 років тому

      “Or we will attack”
      Diplomacy 100

  • @houstonten956
    @houstonten956 5 років тому

    So far the best med2 video ever seen

  • @trolley7657
    @trolley7657 9 місяців тому

    "blissfully ignorant, religious, yep those two kinda go hand in hand" damn, pullin' no punches today I see

  • @henrywalkertuck8384
    @henrywalkertuck8384 5 років тому +1

    You sound very happy today

  • @mistakenemu1113
    @mistakenemu1113 3 роки тому

    3:20 "that s right. mediavel bayblade thats my favorite" LoL

  • @wesleyquere4979
    @wesleyquere4979 5 років тому +2

    I'll be honest now.We need Banat.There is no running away from it, this is your destiny.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +1

    iSorrow is playing wait for it...the Mongols. *Mongoltage intensifies*

  • @sleekotter1109
    @sleekotter1109 5 років тому +1

    In case you care yep that is the real Kublai and be did establish the Yuan.

  • @NickAbc423
    @NickAbc423 5 років тому +1

    We must delve deeper into the lore of planet war

  • @urban_hoplite7593
    @urban_hoplite7593 5 років тому +5

    MORE PLANET WAR YES

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 5 років тому +3

    banat at 500k

  • @dark_fire_ice
    @dark_fire_ice 5 років тому

    The arrow launchers used gunpowder charges to propel them and have a good chance of exploding on contact if still being propelled

  • @sakshampandey7342
    @sakshampandey7342 5 років тому +1

    Pretty sure Jeb is actually Jebe. As in one of Genghis Khan's dogs of war.

  • @michalszymanski791
    @michalszymanski791 5 років тому +440

    Finally you stoped stealing ISP's content. Too bad you still shamelessly use his name!

    • @astolbro7183
      @astolbro7183 5 років тому +3

      Is there some drama I dont know about?

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 5 років тому +47

      @@astolbro7183 its an running joke he said that some channels is copying him (his second channel)

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 років тому +8

      @@finnheuts4473 DRISP vs ISARABPUBLICA VAN DEMOKRATZIA SOCSIALISK PARTIYA BVASEILEYUS

    • @astolbro7183
      @astolbro7183 5 років тому +2

      @@iplaygames8090 oh

    • @user-rr9ng9bo9l
      @user-rr9ng9bo9l 5 років тому +1

      @@finnheuts4473 "the republic"

  • @magdalenaschnitzer92
    @magdalenaschnitzer92 5 років тому +1

    Finally more M2TW

  • @The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia
    @The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia 5 років тому +1

    Ah shit, here we go again too die by laughing.

  • @affentaktik2810
    @affentaktik2810 4 роки тому

    „Ignorant and Religious, yeah those two kinda go hand in hand“ Im fucking dying lmao

  • @agothaklesmacedon6642
    @agothaklesmacedon6642 5 років тому +36

    More planet war total war. I want to see you play as a furry kingdom

  • @cannonball117
    @cannonball117 5 років тому

    If I don't see more planet war on this channel by the end of the month then I'll have to download it myself!

  • @thatonecrytian8997
    @thatonecrytian8997 5 років тому +1

    *Patiently waits for Ironside Intro Meme*

  • @skitli4393
    @skitli4393 5 років тому +3

    Mongol + horse + m16 = THE GREAT POWER!

  • @dapperhk-4733
    @dapperhk-4733 5 років тому

    Planet war was hilarious. Please do make another video.

  • @domestosbleach7557
    @domestosbleach7557 5 років тому +9

    You should do Rome Total war 1942

  • @SpudfudXD
    @SpudfudXD 5 років тому

    5:14 tips m'orsman

  • @personwithaname271
    @personwithaname271 5 років тому +24

    conspiracy theory when ISP, Spiff, and PewDiePie all upload within half an hour

  • @blueknight8700
    @blueknight8700 5 років тому +15

    7 views, 99 likes, 21 comments
    *Claps*

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 років тому

    Tengri is pleased.

  • @northstar4601
    @northstar4601 5 років тому

    Haha bring back the clapping Jeb, he has not clapped his last clap.

  • @adamdapatsfan
    @adamdapatsfan 5 років тому +1

    Small Brain: Hwachas
    Normal Brain: Flamey Arrow Bois
    Galaxy Brain: Early Access Katyushas

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 3 роки тому

    Don't attack me or I'll attack you.
    Ah the art of the deal.

  • @gameknight29495
    @gameknight29495 3 роки тому

    Kings purse means the money he finds on the floor every turn

  • @bobbypins8651
    @bobbypins8651 5 років тому

    8:12
    "What enemy Assaults our Gates?!"
    "Kublai Khan My Lord! Kublai Khan!"

  • @slaughterlord4190
    @slaughterlord4190 5 років тому

    The Kings purse is something that is in every total war since Med 2, in three kingdoms it's called family estates ect.

  • @wanderingskeleton52
    @wanderingskeleton52 6 місяців тому

    To run Stainless Steel, set compatibility mode to any of the previous OS (such as Windows XP Service Pack 2 or use other settings until it works, trial and error), and run as administrator as well

  • @bradymcelroy1627
    @bradymcelroy1627 5 років тому +1

    Last time I was this early, Daddy iSorrows wasn’t stealing content from ISP

  • @adrock_sokolov6570
    @adrock_sokolov6570 5 років тому +3

    Total war 9/11. Everybody is settled in manhattan

  • @o0xTHEcoPlayerx0o
    @o0xTHEcoPlayerx0o 4 роки тому +1

    the explosive arrows were making your beyblade spin faster...
    Whats not to love?

  • @iielysiumx5811
    @iielysiumx5811 4 роки тому

    early total war diplomacy is just...amazing on every level

  • @colinothebambino
    @colinothebambino 5 років тому

    Jebe thirsts for more Planet War in clap upon

  • @orangvii3633
    @orangvii3633 5 років тому

    King's purse is for every faction,but they have different amounts of income from it,you can also change the amount in the descr_strat file

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 5 років тому

    Khan jebe be like “please pillage”

  • @VL1975
    @VL1975 5 років тому +1

    That was pretty funny...

  • @adrsh12
    @adrsh12 5 років тому +3

    When the unit scale makes the battle a midget battle

  • @crushita
    @crushita 5 років тому

    Plant War was ridiculous and I want more.

  • @arunlewis4416
    @arunlewis4416 5 років тому

    Am i the only one that got a Sabaton ad before the video? I think Isorrow is onto something.

  • @absoluteinfinity1197
    @absoluteinfinity1197 5 років тому +1

    on Planet War do the Cryptic faction. they are basically the alliens and weirdos out of the whole planet. Kingome of Doom is also cool with big monsters

  • @noahdiff3770
    @noahdiff3770 5 років тому

    planet war, we need more

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 років тому +1

    Nice going Genghis, I bet that will last a long time

  • @1martino1
    @1martino1 5 років тому +1

    the Kings Purse is a normal Medieval 2 thing for all factions

  • @ariel9490
    @ariel9490 3 роки тому

    8:59 The plague has occured in turn 1346, must be the corona plague.

  • @kirayoshikage8579
    @kirayoshikage8579 5 років тому

    The Mongols walked all the way to Italy... to snipe the Pope.

  • @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo
    @EduardoFerreira-gi7wo 5 років тому

    Glad to see im on the thumbnail

  • @mr.pizzamozzarella8992
    @mr.pizzamozzarella8992 5 років тому

    *Throat singing intensifies*

  • @pedrohenryque1361
    @pedrohenryque1361 5 років тому

    Planet war for the ciclopic Godzilla army!

  • @Akranejames
    @Akranejames 5 років тому

    Khan Jebe killed me.

  • @sheepykilly711
    @sheepykilly711 5 років тому

    Planet war! Planet war! Planet war!

  • @anguswilson1619
    @anguswilson1619 5 років тому +1

    ISP, I will be as clear as possible: I would take a human life if it made you release another planet war video.

  • @TheDrumstickEmpire
    @TheDrumstickEmpire 4 роки тому

    For the mongols: the kings purse thing is due to the fact that they start as a horde and so they don’t have an income so that’s their income!

  • @charliekassyk8357
    @charliekassyk8357 5 років тому

    Planet War! Planet War! Planet War!

  • @australiananarchist480
    @australiananarchist480 4 роки тому

    every country has kings purse, but it does go up and down depending on the country

  • @machine321434
    @machine321434 5 років тому

    The defending siege battles in medieval 2 could get cheesed so hard. I would just use a couple horse units to cycle charge their lines and they wouldnt even move.