true, but he was visiting france that year because he wanted to try BIG BITE which he realized that BIG BITE was better so he went back to Spain next year.
Oh God, I'm mixed Native. Yes, after the Iroquioan defeat at the hands of little drummer boy, we did learn how to play drums. It's now our secret weapon.
@@natebox4550 the richest man in history was an African that departed west Africa with half a million slaves. He arrived in Cairo with 125k that survived crossing the sahara, kept his choices for his harem, and made Bezos look like a pauper. 300 years before contact with Europeans and the triangular trade. The famed riches of Mali were accumulated by selling of unpaid laborers to the religion of peace, 500 years before contact with Europe. The kingdom of Lagos (modern day Nigeria) sent their ambassador to the Vatican on a slave ship, as it was cheaper passage and the stop in Brazil allowed the recovery of a young noble that was "mistakenly" sold into slavery. He then caught passage to the Vatican on the same ship, this time carrying tobacco and sugarcane, whereupon the young noble was dispatched to Lagos on the same ship carrying firearms for sale to Lagos. Wonder what they bought with the proceeds from the firearm sale? It's almost as if it was trade between nations!
When your legitimate website is marked by Facebook as against their "community guidelines": "It seems they didn't want the competition for world domination".
that random spanner that likes cheese It actually did. During the Revolutionary War, Continental Navy Captain John Paul Jones ventured to the British Isles and successfully engaged with the Royal Navy.
Nice play through of my favorite total war man. I like your hearts of iron videos just not a game I ever liked to play personally. Mainly here for the comedy tho!!
Here's a hoi4 challenge Play as Pakistan on the modern day mod and take out the other stan countries, also take out India and Bangladesh You cannot use nukes And you can play as any ideology Btw love your videos keep up the good work
well the first time Brasil actually had regular soldiers that were black was in the war of paraguay before that they were all irregular soldiers which makes the soldiers in the main infantry in brasil which are ALL black men completely historically innacurate
My headcanon In the beggining there was europe and then the new world with some other places like africa or something and then instantly revolution and america was founded then we tried to bring freedom to canada but it became a draw next we brought freedom to lousiana next we attacked no brought freedom to Mexico taking half their country in manifest destiny then we had a civil war over slavery that the union won spectacularly never losing a war then we brought freedom to cuba
How did you play as America on the grand campaign? I have minor factions revenge and i don't have that choice D: To be fair though, I conquered America with the mughals so what do I know? Lol
Sham wow was outsourced to Germany not China also back in the 1800s the US had a massive trade surplus with China sense China had a big non industrial population that wanted to buy American goods
That is one accurate thing though America did invade Mexico city and capture it. and yes, at a time an Austrian was emperor of Mexico, Maximillian I. History is weird.
Inb4 demonetised.
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There's this game I think it's called hearts of iron 4 or something. You should do a tasteful review of it.
Sam Patterson I agree
You mean Islamist Vatican city simulator ?
he does lots ofvids of it111
And then there are these people who dont get it XD
Sam Patterson Some say this Game incrudes me
I an American, I shed a tear of patriotic joy as I watched this. Oh I remember learning about the invasion of France, what a beautiful thing.
Preposterous. America does not invade her white allies
Can Trump make America great again?
Well, I say to you, what if iSorrows made America great in the first place?
As an american I can 100% guarantee this is 100% accurate
AS A FELLOW MURRICAN I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS COMMENT.
99% accurate actually. George Washington much preferred occupied Spain over occupied France and spent most of his time there instead.
true, but he was visiting france that year because he wanted to try BIG BITE which he realized that BIG BITE was better so he went back to Spain next year.
Andrew Boldt As an American I can Vouch this Comment.
@@gumbymofugga those two things are at odds with each other so pick one lol
Oh God, I'm mixed Native.
Yes, after the Iroquioan defeat at the hands of little drummer boy, we did learn how to play drums. It's now our secret weapon.
Installing Freedom.exe
P.S. It is essential.
Installation failed! Installing corporate corruption and cockblocking any reforms put forward! (Let the flamewar commence!)
Virus detected. Freedom.exe has been deleted.
~Middle East
*Communism.exe has stopped working*
5:17 you killed 68 of your own men
Only needed 1 more ONLY ONE MORE
Quickly watch all the ads before this gets demonetized
Mi nu
What a quality HOI4 mod. By the way, have you tried this game called Total War?
As a Virginian I didn't realize there was so much out there
get back in your hobbit hole virginian
@@samuelmcgregor7686 Can confirm it's the most beautiful hobbit hole.
@@wmadd7181 Except Northern Virginia. That's Mordor.
Wait when's the last time anyone heard from Mr Kebab
Sam Patterson I see you on every video
Sam Patterson im removing him komrad
Religion of peace turning you into pieces i think we like the same type of UA-cam videos because i see you alot
Religion of peace turning you into pieces for example kings and generals
Here I am.
Who would win? A few hundred natives armed with bows and clubs or a couple drummer bois?
Do a video on the Armenian genocide
Huey Long what is that?
Nothing
Armenian genocide
Not even the forces of big bite can withstand the 10.2
that's a cool fiction-based mod
Play as the Mughal Empire and make India a superpower by 202- 1720.
Open bob
Bitch lasagna
Sadly in the game you can’t play as the Mughal empire
Frederick von Kroner iii
@@shanevaughan6209 you sure? i think I remember them being playable.
at around 1:21
'attrocity'
his spelling is an atrocity
Benjamin Van Rooy
They are human
ISP went Slavic with this quality 144p footage
0:51 America invented gunpowder? You learn something new everyday
FluffPuffDuff yea they took over France as well, what an informative video
America invented everything. Even if they didn't, they did.
FancyMelon yup
Me at start: Oh well this isn't so bad, it's not like he's going to go full Tyranny of King Washington.
Me at end: . . .
As an American I can say this is historically accurate and should be the basis for our school system
Mate just wanted to say Iroquois is said as "eer-a-kwa". Canadian here lol, and I'm part Iroquois
ISP, Ronald Mc Donald's wife is the national rifle association, not the NFL.
Really wish ISP would give a video lecture on the historical Aztec invasion of Medieval Europe.
My favorite ISP PRODUCTIONS VIDEO EVERRR!!...!!!..!
Never knew it was a global atrocity to trade with African Kingdoms.
TrashwithaT Oh snap I can't handle that edge
oof
This was some quality dark humour, my friend.
Well, I mean yeah. But no.
@@natebox4550 the richest man in history was an African that departed west Africa with half a million slaves. He arrived in Cairo with 125k that survived crossing the sahara, kept his choices for his harem, and made Bezos look like a pauper. 300 years before contact with Europeans and the triangular trade.
The famed riches of Mali were accumulated by selling of unpaid laborers to the religion of peace, 500 years before contact with Europe.
The kingdom of Lagos (modern day Nigeria) sent their ambassador to the Vatican on a slave ship, as it was cheaper passage and the stop in Brazil allowed the recovery of a young noble that was "mistakenly" sold into slavery. He then caught passage to the Vatican on the same ship, this time carrying tobacco and sugarcane, whereupon the young noble was dispatched to Lagos on the same ship carrying firearms for sale to Lagos. Wonder what they bought with the proceeds from the firearm sale?
It's almost as if it was trade between nations!
When your legitimate website is marked by Facebook as against their "community guidelines":
"It seems they didn't want the competition for world domination".
There’s probably a timeline in an alternate universe where this happened
*Superior Semen*
Awfully British wow you are very British sir!
The most realistic part was when America won a naval battle against Britain... totally happened.
that random spanner that likes cheese It actually did. During the Revolutionary War, Continental Navy Captain John Paul Jones ventured to the British Isles and successfully engaged with the Royal Navy.
@@jeremiahbrand4838 That was true. But didn't just went on raiding British ships so they would have smaller numbers in Navy?
Greek OP diplomacy is what is killing them with debts today!
Boi once again iSorrowproductions has teach me more than scool
As a british guy iSorrow I think your obligatory is to play Stronghold Crusader!
This isn’t a Hoi4 video how dare you ISP!
Why isn’t the category “Education?”
More accurately, “EDUCATION??”
Between you and the guy who made "The History of Japan," I can't be sure who I want to give me history lessons more often.
Bruh Washington in Paris at like 110 years old that's fucking hilarious 😂
Do more of this, its funny as hell
Nice play through of my favorite total war man. I like your hearts of iron videos just not a game I ever liked to play personally. Mainly here for the comedy tho!!
tbh this is more informative than any american history class
Hi
What HoI4 mod is this?
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*ThiS Is A JoKE*
CREP TUBE///TONNE There are idiots in this world that take it seriously and create drama
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As someone majoring in history I can say that this was completely accurate
Iove humorous reviews of anything, games, TV, music all of it
Thanks I’ll use this for my next American history project
How America came to be- ALEXANDER HAMILTON, ALEXANDER HAMILTON, JUST YOU WAIT
takes me back to high school history... except this time around I can eat a whole rack of ribs while getten learned
You did it right with the minor factions mod
I'm from America and I can guarantee that this is 100% completely historically accurate.
Gonna be honest, the nothing but virginia line made me spit out my drink.
I thought it was a HOI4 video
You forgot to invade Mesopotamia and Afghanistan.
Ah, yes, remember the time Greece colonised America?
Then they scored one too many debts for maintaining their colonies, it all makes sense now.
A whole regiment of drums. I want.
Can confirm, Gatorade and Mtn Dew are the American response to English Tea. And yes, both are far superior.
6:58 I've never heard a man make a "D" and a "J" sound at the same time, I don't know why it's so funny to me.
As an American I can say that this is 117 percent correct
Truly, the best possible timeline.
As a Mainer I'm proud to have helped start WW3 before the other world wars happened.
Oh SaY CaN YOu SEe bY tHE dAwNS EArlY LiGhT RoNALd MCdoNaLd ShiPpEd WiTh thE NfL
ooH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE
What the hell? What EUIV mod is this?!
The Krusty Krab is unfair Mr Crabs is in there.
Best Documentary about America ever
I loved this please do more total war videos in this format
Maratha confederacy invaded Kentucky, bringing in the spice which would later end up in the KFC.
Wait which hoi4 mod is this please tell me im new
Here's a hoi4 challenge
Play as Pakistan on the modern day mod and take out the other stan countries, also take out India and Bangladesh
You cannot use nukes
And you can play as any ideology
Btw love your videos keep up the good work
PLAY A BRAZIL MOD Isorrow please :D
yeah tht mod is very cool although I guess you should only use skirmishers as there are no africans soldiers in the brazilian army
I agree african soldiers were only used in the paraguayan war
african soldiers? explain
well the first time Brasil actually had regular soldiers that were black was in the war of paraguay before that they were all irregular soldiers which makes the soldiers in the main infantry in brasil which are ALL black men completely historically innacurate
yup Iagree at least I must say that the skirmishers were spot on and they actually have the riight unifrom of the regular brasilian soldier
A N D T H E N T H E Y D I D
As a resident of Virginia I can confirm that the best about Virginia is Washington, D.C.
Whats the music you have on in your videos at the backround?
As a Mexican, I can confirm that we just phase through the walls
Can you make a Bob Ross playthrough aka try to replicate. Lolz
My headcanon
In the beggining there was europe and then the new world with some other places like africa or something and then instantly revolution and america was founded then we tried to bring freedom to canada but it became a draw next we brought freedom to lousiana next we attacked no brought freedom to Mexico taking half their country in manifest destiny then we had a civil war over slavery that the union won spectacularly never losing a war then we brought freedom to cuba
Music at 0:55? and link to that bam bam bam national anthem @1:36?
Add a mid roll ad, they dont seem to get removed from demonotised
What total war mod?
Visit the U.S before the U.S visits you brought to a whole new level
10/10 360p quality.
Badazz Banana the game was published 9 years ago
Oi don't make fun of our lord and saviour, Lil Pump.
Fun Fact: there are only 46 states in the United States of America. Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, and Virginia are officially commonwealths.
God I wish this game was playable. Empire 2 someday hopefully.
Troops in a square, best attack strat
Hey iSP, you should rebuild the Roman Empire.
At the start of the universe there was nothing but VIRGINIA
I came across a debate where an Irish 51st state was discussed. I got diabetes and gained 20lbs just reading the first few paragraphs.
It's... It's beautiful...
since you're playing more and more TW lately,could you play TW:Medieval 2?
You always will be my favourite teletubbies
How did you play as America on the grand campaign? I have minor factions revenge and i don't have that choice D:
To be fair though, I conquered America with the mughals so what do I know? Lol
Please play more of this!
The best and the last of Classic Total War👍
There's nothing I love more than this right now. Feel bad for France and Cuba independent
When mom walks in
I'm American and I found this so funny.
Sham wow was outsourced to Germany not China also back in the 1800s the US had a massive trade surplus with China sense China had a big non industrial population that wanted to buy American goods
Is this a mod or an update or something? Never seen some of those features and menu layouts.
That is one accurate thing though America did invade Mexico city and capture it. and yes, at a time an Austrian was emperor of Mexico, Maximillian I. History is weird.
As America, I personally have the knowledge and personal experience to confirm that this is indeed true.
You should play the BICE (Black Ice) mod for hoi4. You can choose the coutry
lazy Town did 9/11