His quick descent into depression and disappointment after his intro is hilarious. This was one of the funniest I’ve seen in a while between the taint and the OSHA bits
For those who don't know, a Sazerac is absinthe, whiskey, sugar, and bitters. Well, I've come across whiskey OR cognac but the absinthe wouldn't be the part getting replaced by Malört so it doesn't matter which recipe you use...
This is the best ep in a while for me to use to (once again) try to get all my friends hooked on PV3. Strong self-hatred base, helpings of quips, a dash of lore: It's got it all!
Right On!!! A couple years ago I thought a rat died in the walls of our kitchen. It took almost 2 days to realize that I accidentally left the gas slightly on from the stove. Glad I didn’t light anything in that couple days.
The Plane Crash: an Aviation where you sub gin for Malört. The Deathquiri, sub the rum. The Vieux Cassé, sub the rye. The Nogroni, sub the Campari. Etc.
So here’s a drink for you! It’s my and my fiancé’s own concoction made in a bit of a stupor. We call it the AP special, the AP standing for Alcohol Poisoning. It’s one part Everclear 190 proof, one part strawberry daiquiri mix, and 2 parts orange juice.
I remember my friend visited Chicago just to get this and he made what he called a fireball he mixed this, Jager, everclear, a splash of knob creek and lemonade into a big jug and would hand it out parties and it tastes like you just drank shot of gasoline with a bunch of bitrex dumped into it and it looked like red cough syrup
The Malorthattan...a worse threat to New York than American Godzilla. 0:33 what Prescott sometimes fantasizes of doing to the people who caused the downfall of his marriage and career 1:58 what Prescott whispered to Dean before suffocating him with a pillow 2:13 if you say "Bloody Malort" three times into a mirror inside a dark room at midnight, it is said ol' Jeppson himself will appear... 2:25-2:38 PV3 got moves! 2:49 words I never would have thought to hear such words coming out of Prescott's mouth in reference to Malort 3:25 Johnny Hollywood? More like Johnny Cage 3:45 More like CHODEwick, amirite? #gottem 5:00 Malort should be considered a safety hazard by OSHA 5:21-5:25 a musical bit as random as it was factual and wonderful 5:41 Prescott Vanmeyer III - Hate That I Love You (ft. Rihanna) also -no spitoon/carafe?? Their stans are gonna be sad -peep Pine in the background standing at attention -So Prescott, did this fuck you up more than Everclear did?
Whoa. Y'all shelled OUT for the super expensive Luxardo cherries. Think I saw a tiny jar for $28 in Vons... By the end of this series, you're going to be one of the crazies who just LOVE Malort.
I feel like the ultimate mixing challenge would be making a drink that incorporates mallort and cheap baijiu, without immediately sending the drinker to the hospital.
Hey bud. Ever had a Prairie Fire? Name changes depending on which liquor you use. Mexican/Texas has tequila, Caribbean would be rum, Crown or something would be Canadian. Chicago would be….Malort? Beyond that the recipe is simple. A shot of liquor with a good dose of Tabasco in it. I like a little fresh ground black pepper on top. Might be fun to see how hot a sauce you’d need to mask the malort. Well…fun for us at least…
Another channel, How To Drink I think, suggested replacing bitters with Malort in some cocktails. Would love to see that Manhattan with Rye and Malort instead of angostura!
I'd love a series talking with an episode for each the major varieties of wines (however you choose to define that) and then comparing different price points.
I’d rather just drink rye whiskey and not pollute it with vermouth and bitters. So this might even be an improvement, since I’m not polluting good liqueur.
I really like the variety you've got and applaud you for getting the Thunderbird, but I can't wait to see you try some CISCO 20% ABV wine product or maybe Wild Irish Rose. There is no clearer sign of quality than finding a full section of bottles covered in dust on the bottom shelf in the back of a liquor store.
I love these videos...........I recently made my D&D group do a shot of Malort before we started playing. It was also my first time as well. It was horrible, but it was a shared experience! I will say Malort has a crazy depth of flavor and lots of layers and waves the flavors come in. They are all awful....
Honestly with Malort as an ingredient I would personally leave out the bitters, as it's already a very bitter liquor. That being said however maybe switching up the bitters and going with flavored ones that might pair well with other elements of the drink would work better, so instead of using regular bitters in this using orange bitters instead.
Oh, oh, the ~twinge~ (uncertain smile) ~flex~ softly vocalized "aaah", oh it has me giggling. I think it'd be fun to watch you give Malort the Absinthe treatment, with a sugar cube and dripping icewater over until the cube is dissolved. Probably an awful experience with a hint of water and sugar, but fun to watch all the same.
Jägerbomb, but with Malört; even the umlaut gets to stay! Bonus if you want to try it with the Malört in place of Jäger in one version, and in place of the Red Bull in another. I would suggest a Shartini (Martini with Malört instead of the Gin) but that just feels... wrong.
@@LadyAnuB It would be interesting to know how much methanol is in such cheap hooch. Perhaps he could have an eye chart on the wall to see how much vision he loses by the time he finishes the bottle.
Malort Vesper. But you don’t get off easy by having the Malort be the Lillet component. Nope. Malort replaces the gin. So 3 parts Malort (insert evil laugh here), 1 part vodka & 1/2 part Lillet.
Obviously we need a Staten Island Ice Tea made of malort, everclear, moonshine, rebel yell, and absinthe. 😁
Hahaha... If that doesn't kill him I don't know what will!!!
Absolute madman
No ouzo?
A hero and a villain in one.
You’re evil
His quick descent into depression and disappointment after his intro is hilarious. This was one of the funniest I’ve seen in a while between the taint and the OSHA bits
Palort, paloma with malort, Bad fashioned, malort in old fashioned, screw you, screwdriver with malort, it works at so many levels!
Long Island iced tea, but 5 different versions by replacing 1 spirit with malort in each one.
116k! 116k! You made it to 116k subs! Way to go!
You were stuck at 115 for a while. So glad to see you’re growing!
For those who don't know, a Sazerac is absinthe, whiskey, sugar, and bitters. Well, I've come across whiskey OR cognac but the absinthe wouldn't be the part getting replaced by Malört so it doesn't matter which recipe you use...
50/50 rye cognac is my personal preference
"Oh life sometimes sucks"
😂😂😂 I spit my tea out when i heard him say it like he did
This is the best ep in a while for me to use to (once again) try to get all my friends hooked on PV3. Strong self-hatred base, helpings of quips, a dash of lore: It's got it all!
You should add a Mint Julep to the list of Malort drinks
Your cacophony of emotional hilarity makes my face hurt!! You’re the absolute best!! #malort
I can't even begin to imagine what a Malört On The Beach would taste like, little umbrellas and sparklers and all
"I love you, but I also kind of hate you right now. But ultimately I love you."
It's like we've all become part of the official PV3 family. 💖
Right On!!! A couple years ago I thought a rat died in the walls of our kitchen. It took almost 2 days to realize that I accidentally left the gas slightly on from the stove. Glad I didn’t light anything in that couple days.
The look on Spittoon's face when PV3 drank that said it all. #Spittoon #Algorithm
I get excited when I see the videos then it’s empathic pain of what I know he is gonna go though drinking Malort
The Plane Crash: an Aviation where you sub gin for Malört. The Deathquiri, sub the rum. The Vieux Cassé, sub the rye. The Nogroni, sub the Campari. Etc.
So here’s a drink for you! It’s my and my fiancé’s own concoction made in a bit of a stupor. We call it the AP special, the AP standing for Alcohol Poisoning. It’s one part Everclear 190 proof, one part strawberry daiquiri mix, and 2 parts orange juice.
Ahhhh Malort. Bringin back memories of CowChop
Having been to Chicago, this gives me flashbacks.
Oh dearest PV3, I know the malort hurts you, but this series is delightful.
I remember my friend visited Chicago just to get this and he made what he called a fireball he mixed this, Jager, everclear, a splash of knob creek and lemonade into a big jug and would hand it out parties and it tastes like you just drank shot of gasoline with a bunch of bitrex dumped into it and it looked like red cough syrup
you had me gagging at "Bitrex" -- I have some denatonium chloride I use to dissuade our cats from licking on certain things
The Malorthattan...a worse threat to New York than American Godzilla.
0:33 what Prescott sometimes fantasizes of doing to the people who caused the downfall of his marriage and career
1:58 what Prescott whispered to Dean before suffocating him with a pillow
2:13 if you say "Bloody Malort" three times into a mirror inside a dark room at midnight, it is said ol' Jeppson himself will appear...
2:25-2:38 PV3 got moves!
2:49 words I never would have thought to hear such words coming out of Prescott's mouth in reference to Malort
3:25 Johnny Hollywood? More like Johnny Cage
3:45 More like CHODEwick, amirite? #gottem
5:00 Malort should be considered a safety hazard by OSHA
5:21-5:25 a musical bit as random as it was factual and wonderful
5:41 Prescott Vanmeyer III - Hate That I Love You (ft. Rihanna)
also
-no spitoon/carafe?? Their stans are gonna be sad
-peep Pine in the background standing at attention
-So Prescott, did this fuck you up more than Everclear did?
Ah yes it is time to see a lonely, broken man try to destroy his liver for our entertainment.
I mean, that’s been the MO of a lot of entertainers for a long time…
He isn’t lonely. He has a cat.
You are wildly entertaining to me. Love this character.
I have the flu and yet I am lying in bed watching this laughing my ass off. Thank you.
White Russian: Malort, Kahlua, cream
Aviation: 2 ounces Malort
1/2 ounce maraschino liqueur
1/4 ounce creme de violette
3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
Garnish: brandied cherry
The Maloddy:
1.5oz Malort
.5 oz Honey or Simple syrup
1oz of lemon juice
3oz hot water
Garnish with a cinnamon stick and lemon wedge.
I blew off the day and I’m so glad I get to see PV3 do some day drinking
Whoa. Y'all shelled OUT for the super expensive Luxardo cherries. Think I saw a tiny jar for $28 in Vons...
By the end of this series, you're going to be one of the crazies who just LOVE Malort.
The body movements after the first sip 🤣❤️
Let's all appreciate how PV3 is abusing his taste buds for our pleasure.
Do a Malort Sunrise! Maybe the grenadine & orange juice will help you out a bit 😂
STD On The Beach - Malört (instead of Vodka), Peach Schnapps, Chambord, OJ and Cranberry Juice
Save this one for Abby and her current lover
That first sip reaction says it all. Spine was adjusted.
we love you PV3, even so. you took one for the team, and it was as painful to watch. go sit down, hydrate, and find your manhood as possible.
Malort, Unicum, and Tequila Rose blended with ice. The 'Crimes Against Humanity Daiquiri'.
It's not often you can see the evolution of a cocktails flavor on the facial expressions of a mixologist... But with Malört Sadhattan, you _can_.
The Chicago Sun Times did an article "What does Malört taste like?" It is a good read if you want a good laugh.
I believe in you, PV3! You can do it!
I feel like the ultimate mixing challenge would be making a drink that incorporates mallort and cheap baijiu, without immediately sending the drinker to the hospital.
Hey bud. Ever had a Prairie Fire? Name changes depending on which liquor you use. Mexican/Texas has tequila, Caribbean would be rum, Crown or something would be Canadian.
Chicago would be….Malort?
Beyond that the recipe is simple. A shot of liquor with a good dose of Tabasco in it. I like a little fresh ground black pepper on top.
Might be fun to see how hot a sauce you’d need to mask the malort.
Well…fun for us at least…
This is a good series in the PVII brand. Please keep it up.
Another channel, How To Drink I think, suggested replacing bitters with Malort in some cocktails. Would love to see that Manhattan with Rye and Malort instead of angostura!
Repeating from the last video, because now I have THE POWER OF SPEED!
Maloni (Easy?): Negroni, sub Campari.
Maloni (Hard): Negroni, sub gin.
We need a tequila sunrise done. I'm sure it'll be wonderful!
My vote is a Moscow Mule or Dark and Stormy, same drink when you replace it with Malört. I would say lime is your friend in this drink.
Right now I'm just thinking basically any cocktail that could possibly involve Becherovka
“Clinically depressed, hatten.” 🤣
How about a “New Jersey Sunrise”…….Malort, Jäegermeister and cold hot dog water. (Jesus, I made this up just now!)
Dark and Malorty. The ginger beer and lime might help to tame the dragon.
If you set up an interview show, you could model it after HotOnes, but use shots of liquor instead of hot sauce. Malört would be Da Bomb.
I'd love a series talking with an episode for each the major varieties of wines (however you choose to define that) and then comparing different price points.
I’d rather just drink rye whiskey and not pollute it with vermouth and bitters. So this might even be an improvement, since I’m not polluting good liqueur.
I really like the variety you've got and applaud you for getting the Thunderbird, but I can't wait to see you try some CISCO 20% ABV wine product or maybe Wild Irish Rose. There is no clearer sign of quality than finding a full section of bottles covered in dust on the bottom shelf in the back of a liquor store.
Another entertaining episode!
I love these videos...........I recently made my D&D group do a shot of Malort before we started playing. It was also my first time as well. It was horrible, but it was a shared experience! I will say Malort has a crazy depth of flavor and lots of layers and waves the flavors come in. They are all awful....
Love the videos! Keep up the good work PV3!
Malort Mint Julip - Mint Pukelip
Malort Dark and Stormy - Acid Rain
Malort Tom Colins - Industrial District Lemonade
Honestly with Malort as an ingredient I would personally leave out the bitters, as it's already a very bitter liquor. That being said however maybe switching up the bitters and going with flavored ones that might pair well with other elements of the drink would work better, so instead of using regular bitters in this using orange bitters instead.
Well that would just ruin the whole point, huh?
@@suprempuk look I particularly enjoy Malort, so making good cocktails based off of other ones would be fine by me.
I don't find angostura to be bitter at all really. It's more of a pleasant floral sensation or something like that.
This guys is funny as hell. I love watching him drink. 😂 He's so brutally honest! 💀 He should review Four Loko 😂🤣🤣🤣
Visibly uncomforable. The creation and drinking of this Cocktail is an act of violence.
Time to bring out the big guns. Absinthe, simple syrup, and Lime. You can call it the Puke-Green Fairy.
Bless those buds
Malort all the things
Just found your channel, absolutely hilarious!
Feel free to curse my name but a Malort Mojito. Malito if you will.
Cheers!
I feel cruel watching these, cruel and heartless watching your pain. Do more.
The white swede: equal parts kahlua/malort, layer of cream on top (white Russian with malort)
Another option: the Swedish Russian, same drink but equal parts malort/vodka, layered with cream
I’ve heard that grapefruit juice and other citrus cuts the Malört
How about a Malort and Coke. I think the sweetness of the cola might offset the bitterness and the herbal notes in both might play well together.
Oh, oh, the ~twinge~ (uncertain smile) ~flex~ softly vocalized "aaah", oh it has me giggling. I think it'd be fun to watch you give Malort the Absinthe treatment, with a sugar cube and dripping icewater over until the cube is dissolved. Probably an awful experience with a hint of water and sugar, but fun to watch all the same.
Thank you, PV3!
We love you, and we Mal-hurt the ones we love.
How about a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Malort? Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, orange juice and Malort.
I would have gone with the Malhattan. Mal for Malort, and also the Latin word for bad.
I second this name 👍
How bout soaking them fancy cherries in Marlort, then making a Shirley Temple?
Jägerbomb, but with Malört; even the umlaut gets to stay! Bonus if you want to try it with the Malört in place of Jäger in one version, and in place of the Red Bull in another.
I would suggest a Shartini (Martini with Malört instead of the Gin) but that just feels... wrong.
if it weren`t for the shipping costs, i`d be tempted to get me one of those myth-enshrouded Malört`s...from germany
I only regret that I have but one like to give to this video.
What if he's actually a Malort loving mutant and we're getting bamboozled?
Evil thoughts must abound in your mind
Dark & Stormy! Probably won't need to change the name even
If you can do chemistry like Nile Red, you might try filtering or redistilling the Malort to make it palatable.
Where's the fun in this?
@@LadyAnuB It would be interesting to know how much methanol is in such cheap hooch. Perhaps he could have an eye chart on the wall to see how much vision he loses by the time he finishes the bottle.
@@Robb403 Methanol on top of absolutely bitter ethyl alcohol? I like PVIII suffering not dying!
genuinely interested in what it would taste like to sub the bitters out for malort instead of the rye
Prescot's wife Abby just living her best life behind his left arm at 3:39. Wait, isn't this your brother's house?
Brave man!
Make a dirty Malört Martini... Malörtini if you will ♥
Those cherries are about $20+ a jar, just fyi, but soooo gooood.
Your agony brings me happiness
Carry on.
2:10 looking like a Bloody Mary, you say? I think it's time for a Bloody Malört next.
Keeping it simple - Malort & Coke!
Godspeed wine lord
Is it just me or is this guy like Jim and Andy from the office, but combined lol
Goddamn that's brutal. This is a drink the loser of a bet gets made to drink
Edit:cocktail with soup broth
Why not go all out! Malort, Everclear, and MD 20/20. The ol' college jumper!
Malort Vesper. But you don’t get off easy by having the Malort be the Lillet component. Nope. Malort replaces the gin. So 3 parts Malort (insert evil laugh here), 1 part vodka & 1/2 part Lillet.
Malorty Wallbanger. Orange Juice, Galliano, and Gasoline.
You know, if this channel is a guerilla marketing project by Malort, I bet it's working like gangbusters.
That would be genius on Malort's part.
Try making Kool-Aid with Malört instead of water! OH-YEAH!!!!!
Spiking Abby's punch since the divorce!
i must again request a bloody malört
We love you too PV3 :)
Malort Bloody Mary, no vodka only Malort.... Call it Coagulation Mary.