Here's Your Everclear Review, Damnit!

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2020
  • Next time I review Everclear, I'll do it with a mixer. Also, I WILL NOT BE REVIEWING THIS AGAIN. But since it was special, I did dress up for the occasion, although I ditched the belt to keep it a little casual. 😉
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 3 роки тому +14156

    The 5% thats not alcohol is the little bit of air between the everclear and the cap

    • @AlexanderIrwin
      @AlexanderIrwin 3 роки тому +411

      Not wanting to get nerdy but getting above 95% is very difficult. Alcohol is hydroscopic which means it attracts water. In case you were wondering.

    • @Wehra96
      @Wehra96 3 роки тому +195

      @@AlexanderIrwin it's relatively simple to do but you can't distill it to above that. the biggest annoyance is keeping the ethanol "dry".

    • @AlexanderIrwin
      @AlexanderIrwin 3 роки тому +27

      @@Wehra96 Like a great Martini ;-)

    • @rjhaney2614
      @rjhaney2614 3 роки тому +24

      @@Wehra96 so that’s what dry means.

    • @drywater_
      @drywater_ 3 роки тому +37

      @@rjhaney2614 no

  • @directed4703
    @directed4703 3 роки тому +4162

    The great thing about everclear is that when you vomit, it's already clean

    • @ericthorpe5670
      @ericthorpe5670 3 роки тому +63

      Well, sterilized at least. Clean...?

    • @ericbailey6779
      @ericbailey6779 3 роки тому +171

      Except for the chunks of your soul that come up with it. lol

    • @RedEye19
      @RedEye19 3 роки тому +25

      Excluding any inherent tissue loss of course.

    • @lucilavendel
      @lucilavendel 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @cdc194
      @cdc194 3 роки тому +4

      And if not you'll have sterilized (and maybe pickled) turds.

  • @Ninjya44
    @Ninjya44 3 роки тому +1916

    Everclear actually helped me to having a panic attack and quit drinking. I highly recommend it.

    • @nick.100
      @nick.100 9 місяців тому +32

      It helped u have the panic attack?

    • @donaldtrumplover2254
      @donaldtrumplover2254 8 місяців тому +40

      @@nick.100 Alcohol has weird affects on people

    • @yongyea4147
      @yongyea4147 8 місяців тому +3

      You are a saint and a scholar.

    • @jeremyfisher8512
      @jeremyfisher8512 7 місяців тому +4

      This comment sounds like this happened just before posting

    • @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662
      @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662 6 місяців тому +28

      I drank a bottle when I got back from Iraq. It caused me to quit drinking. Thanks, Everclear.

  • @unemployedwineguy
    @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +1629

    Thanks for the one million views, people! Really takes the sting out of my mouth!

    • @Zayl1016
      @Zayl1016 3 роки тому +35

      You earned it, hope your eyesight returns!

    • @Viper-rf7qu
      @Viper-rf7qu 3 роки тому +7

      You don’t have to quit now. Maybe Abby and Phoebe will look at you as a success now 🙌🏻

    • @VictoryAviation
      @VictoryAviation 3 роки тому +2

      Nailed it!

    • @kinkpanteah
      @kinkpanteah 3 роки тому +3

      I got a buzz watching a second time. Thanks guy.

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 роки тому +2

      This video hurts so good. You are a trooper.

  • @scottmanley
    @scottmanley 3 роки тому +20021

    190 proof ethanol alcohol is the same concentration of alcohol in the rocket fuel used to launch Alan Shepard into space.

    • @br4v0guy
      @br4v0guy 3 роки тому +801

      That's a real fun fact!

    • @oryxland3994
      @oryxland3994 3 роки тому +892

      I guess when you run into a random Scott Manley comment in the wild on an unexpected video that's a good omen? I'll just assume it is, for what I'm not sure but I'll take it.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +3536

      Nice! Or in other words, I should not have done this?

    • @my_friend_robert
      @my_friend_robert 3 роки тому +242

      That’s something like 95%, I think that’s better than some of the corner shop sanitisers!

    • @actioncheese
      @actioncheese 3 роки тому +305

      Everclear... Fly safe

  • @Billoreillyz
    @Billoreillyz 3 роки тому +5038

    "I feel flammable now" is the best description of Everclear I ever heard

  • @kei2kei
    @kei2kei Рік тому +2922

    The fact that he was inebriated from the 1st glass, then he smelled from the bottle, and his drunkenness became a form of alertness shows how strong Everclear is.

    • @AwesomeOddball
      @AwesomeOddball 9 місяців тому +184

      He's playing it up, everclear is about twice the proof of vodka so this is the equivalent of INGESTING double the amount of vodka, or it would be if he didn't spit it out. Not to say he should've drank it, that would be incredibly dangerous, however, he's definitely playing it up because I don't think the tolerance of a man who drinks for a living would be that low.

    • @user-xt5mn4fg5g
      @user-xt5mn4fg5g 9 місяців тому

      You can't be that dumb

    • @MikeNolan_councilman
      @MikeNolan_councilman 9 місяців тому +62

      ​@@AwesomeOddballwe used to do a shot of everclear after long surf sessions, you can feel it burn the whole way down to your stomach. Stopped doing that after learning it's terrible for your throats lining 😅

    • @AUniqueHandleName444
      @AUniqueHandleName444 9 місяців тому

      Reminds me of college@@MikeNolan_councilman

    • @Jkev24
      @Jkev24 9 місяців тому +28

      ​@@MikeNolan_councilmanhaha yeah you're supposed to dilute it with something, not take it straight.
      I of course have done it once and I rather take a shot of the $2 tequila shots from a plastic bottle from a brand I've never heard of in a dive bar than do another shot of everclear.
      I haven't tried Mallort yet though, so maybe that'll bump everclear off its throne of worst shot.

  • @shadowblade9385
    @shadowblade9385 9 місяців тому +320

    We could turn this guy into Jim Carrey with enough Everclear

    • @fallsprig4581
      @fallsprig4581 5 місяців тому +4

      jim carrey was a sunday school teacher before we got some everclear in him

    • @NickDrinksWater
      @NickDrinksWater 4 місяці тому

      Cheers I'll drink to that bro

  • @GirlfriendReviews
    @GirlfriendReviews 3 роки тому +10702

    This isn't a review of wine. This is a review of paint thinner.

    • @bryanxie
      @bryanxie 3 роки тому +79

      I love you Shelby

    • @Grif91
      @Grif91 3 роки тому +66

      Holy crap. I just came across this video on Reddit, decide to check the comments, and am blown away to see a comment (not related to video games) from one of my favorite channels (related to video games). What a way to start the last day of 2020!

    • @LMoVO
      @LMoVO 3 роки тому +41

      Is this a good place to request a girlfriend reviews of everclear? Also would love to know the chain of "hol' up a minute"s that brought you here 🍸

    • @devint2409
      @devint2409 3 роки тому +11

      Wow, what a random video to see one of my favorite youtubers at

    • @DustinRodriguez1_0
      @DustinRodriguez1_0 3 роки тому +1

      No, that's bourbon.

  • @burningchrome70
    @burningchrome70 3 роки тому +987

    Upon seeing him pour that first glass I sat up straight and instantly became concerned for his well-being.

    • @kevinreese4358
      @kevinreese4358 3 роки тому +12

      Same

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 3 роки тому +9

      I’m fairly certain this shut is best when downed from a shot glass

    • @austinblair1463
      @austinblair1463 3 роки тому +47

      Me too I was like dudes about to die. Didn’t know he tastes and spits it out. Which is fine for everclear. It’s literally just like the flavors of rubbing alcohol. But even more volatile

    • @shartbake1134
      @shartbake1134 3 роки тому +46

      Isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) metabolizes into formaldehyde and can cause severe brain damage and organ failure. Don't drink that stuff, it will kill you.

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 3 роки тому +4

      i saw a chick chug the neck out of one.
      Blew my mind .

  • @polak.7144
    @polak.7144 3 роки тому +587

    In Italy we use 95% alcohol to make homemade liqueurs like limoncello (infused lemon zest, sugar, water and alcohol) and many others. You'd be amazed to see how many things you can make with that. You can pretty much infuse whatever you want, put some simple syrup in it, and you got yourself a great liqueur.

    • @Furluge
      @Furluge 9 місяців тому +40

      Yeah generally people in the US don't drink this stuff straight either. It's mostly a bit of nostalgia for the old moonshining days. Usually the type of people who would buy this sort of thing back in the day would put it in a mason jar with some type of fruit, commonly slices of apple.

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@Furluge I wouldn't say no one drinks it as is, but I would say that you are really not meant to. It is meant to be used to make other things.
      And not in the usual don't use this for x *wink*. That companies often do to avoid liability. Everclear is pretty serious about not drinking it straight. Their primary sales come from people making other things/people diluting for parties and stuff.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Furlugepretty sure no one drinks it straight unless on a dare

    • @adamseidel9780
      @adamseidel9780 8 місяців тому +5

      That’s literally what’s it’s for. People here pretty much use it to make a very large batch of punch. College students are known to mix it into a couple gallons of a drink mix like cool aid, maybe a couple of cans of frozen juice, and serve it out of a sports water jug as several gallons of party punch. One or two bottles will get a large party drunk.

    • @glennmatthews758
      @glennmatthews758 7 місяців тому +2

      I just had a shot of limoncello at my aunts house, they brought a couple bottles from Italy.
      Made me puke about two minutes after I had tht first shot.

  • @smolaether
    @smolaether 3 роки тому +82

    I’ve had Everclear twice in my life. Once at a housewarming party and another at a karaoke place. I don’t remember anything of those occasions.

  • @rhabeebrhabeeb3250
    @rhabeebrhabeeb3250 3 роки тому +806

    For anyone in the comment section who has never tried Everclear, this review is 100% accurate. Wait a moment after consuming to light a cigarette if you value your facial hair.

    • @jamesbeattie8800
      @jamesbeattie8800 3 роки тому +62

      Or don't and become a dragon.

    • @Ramen10420
      @Ramen10420 3 роки тому +30

      If you have to have a cigarette after a terrible experience like this, light it with another cigarette.

    • @Ogrethephreak
      @Ogrethephreak 3 роки тому +40

      Have actually witnessed someone downing 4 shots of everclear, then lighting a cig and exhaling fire.

    • @gaussfrigate970
      @gaussfrigate970 3 роки тому +25

      I've had a friend turn into a firebender with that shit and almost burned down the building we were in

    • @GG-pq1pz
      @GG-pq1pz 3 роки тому +17

      I remember my friend and I were doing shots and seeing who could take it without a chaser, as soon as you take the shot your mouth would instantly dry up and I remember we just stared at each other as we started drooling because of it lmao

  • @jstnhws2011
    @jstnhws2011 3 роки тому +2850

    Swishing everclear. What a champion.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +741

      Champion is one word for it.

    • @theelectricant98
      @theelectricant98 3 роки тому +113

      at least his mouth is very clean now

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 3 роки тому +70

      @@unemployedwineguy There's an urban legend that the bottle used to have a "may cause blindness" label on it due to some distillation problems allowing methanol into the mix.

    • @palomapineda4551
      @palomapineda4551 3 роки тому +11

      i hit like on this comment before even starting the video lol

    • @criscojesus4378
      @criscojesus4378 3 роки тому +7

      I read your comment as "Swedish everclear"

  • @ivancolonna7520
    @ivancolonna7520 9 місяців тому +117

    I remember dealing with Everclear in 2017 during the Marine Corps Ball in Las Vegas. My fellow Marine chugged this stuff, he knocked out, and myself and another Marine found him drowning in his own vomit. We saved his life, by turning him on his side so that he could breathe again. For the record, we didn’t clean up the puddle of puke, and well, I never have or will drink Everclear.

  • @LongWalker730
    @LongWalker730 9 місяців тому +131

    Actually as a kid my mom always had a plastic bottle of ever clear she mixed with water for house chores, cleaning, a solvent, disinfectant, and even a Firestarter in the winter. Useful for all sorts of things except drinking.

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 6 місяців тому +3

      I have 98% alcohol at home, pharmacy spirit. As strong as it gets without literally draining moisture from the air. You can drink it, it's good for sore throat. However the best use is for homemade liqueurs. Much cheaper option for cleaning and starting fire is denatured alcohol.

    • @LongWalker730
      @LongWalker730 6 місяців тому +4

      @@neverstopschweiking drinking alcohol when i have a sore throat sounds like torture

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 6 місяців тому +3

      @@LongWalker730 It's like putting iodine tincture on a wound. It is a bit painful, but it will help the healing a lot. When I have a sore throat I prefer alcohol to pills. I work in a pharmaceutical industry. Even doctors I know prefer a few shots of alcohol. Unless it's something that needs to be treated with antibiotics, few shots of distilled alcohol (local popular one is slivovice, a plum brandy distilled to 52-54%) will be more helpful.
      If you want to drink something over80% alcohol, the trick is avoiding breathing the fumes in. That's what's painful, not the alcohol in the throat.

    • @Hhh-j8o
      @Hhh-j8o 5 місяців тому

      ​@@neverstopschweikingI've been to rural Poland. The Home brewed sliwowice I had was closer to 70% 😂

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Hhh-j8o Slivovice is plum brandy. Im Poland, in Silesia, Galicia, it was mostly produced by Jews for business rather than locals for direct consumption and they tended to make it stronger (some say for easier hiding, some say to make it cleaner and better-tasting). My grandfather distilled calvados to 80% and diluted it with water back to 40% for a better taste.

  • @noshankyouvm
    @noshankyouvm 3 роки тому +1325

    "pairs with black holes and death metal"
    This is the most accurate thing I have ever heard.

    • @g33dav3y
      @g33dav3y 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks for quoting that, I couldn't understand it.

    • @jefftragheit
      @jefftragheit 3 роки тому +6

      Accurate as hell tbh

    • @phiziognius
      @phiziognius 3 роки тому

      =)

    • @chalor182
      @chalor182 3 роки тому +3

      Fiddle music*

    • @migthulhu
      @migthulhu 3 роки тому +2

      Was supposed to chase it with Milwaukee's Best

  • @brianpease
    @brianpease 3 роки тому +1969

    the perfect palette cleanser between servings of Four Loko

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +500

      We shall agree to disagree.

    • @quarkmasters
      @quarkmasters 3 роки тому +23

      @@unemployedwineguy That's because it's best between Clamatos, where they become precious relief.

    • @MsBELLE7
      @MsBELLE7 3 роки тому +6

      For a refresher you should try St. Chapel Soft Huckleberry.
      My boyfriends favorite to go to sleep with after a night of partying haha.

    • @arnoldsherrill6305
      @arnoldsherrill6305 3 роки тому +12

      Not not just no... But hell no! The thought of both of these in your system sends shivers down my spine and not from anticipation

    • @EliseOfTheValley
      @EliseOfTheValley 3 роки тому +9

      The ol uni two step

  • @Ebagazuda
    @Ebagazuda 2 роки тому +1450

    I remember drinking Everclear and afraid to smoke a cigarette; because I was afraid I would blow up!🤣

    • @ronmka8931
      @ronmka8931 9 місяців тому +25

      because its rocket fuel

    • @nick.100
      @nick.100 9 місяців тому +33

      Accidentally Inhale and ember damn burn from the inside out lol

    • @destructiondynamics
      @destructiondynamics 8 місяців тому +39

      i was once "dared" to drink some of this stuff at a party. took a few gulps from the bottle and surprisingly felt alright, until i decided to have a cigarette an hr later... i did in fact blow up

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 8 місяців тому +4

      Reasonable fear

    • @azaelgonzales7576
      @azaelgonzales7576 6 місяців тому +2

      Funniest comment I've seen at the first hour of 2024!!

  • @docmach8794
    @docmach8794 2 роки тому +559

    When my Dad was in the Army Air Corp, he had a buddy slam a 1/2 pint of it.
    They rolled him into the trunk and checked on him for 2 days till he finally woke up.
    There was no such thing as alcohol toxicity then.
    Just Blain Damblidge.

    • @azazellon
      @azazellon Рік тому +14

      I know this is a year old, but...why in a trunk, of all places?

    • @Slimtheghoul
      @Slimtheghoul Рік тому +28

      @@azazellonprobably on a deployment not a lot of resources or pit stops 😭not like they stay In a hotel

    • @docmach8794
      @docmach8794 Рік тому +23

      @@azazellon
      It was a time before alcohol toxicity wasn't really understood.
      Then is was a place to keep him out of trouble while they drove around and to sleep it off.

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Рік тому +1

      @@docmach8794 when was this?

    • @docmach8794
      @docmach8794 Рік тому +5

      @@TheDennys21 Late 40's, early 50's.

  • @chrissheffield5468
    @chrissheffield5468 3 роки тому +764

    As a fellow unemployed sommelier, I salute you. As a current Paramedic student, I recommend you follow up with your Primary Care Physician.

    • @spoondancer2230
      @spoondancer2230 3 роки тому +14

      I mean he's more sober than 90% of the ETOH homeless patients we pick up regularly haha

    • @Andybruff
      @Andybruff 9 місяців тому +3

      Hey, two years later now, are you a paramedic now?

    • @chrissheffield5468
      @chrissheffield5468 9 місяців тому +8

      @@Andybruff I still have my Cert, but am now employed at a hospital on a Med Surge floor. I work private ambulance for awhile too.

    • @Andybruff
      @Andybruff 9 місяців тому

      @@chrissheffield5468 congrats!

    • @Kyle12krug
      @Kyle12krug 9 місяців тому +2

      Congrats man!!

  • @idontknowyou9531
    @idontknowyou9531 3 роки тому +654

    This video is 4 minutes but in reality that man was standing there for like 30 minutes fathering courage to drink that shit

  • @eddiespaghetti54321
    @eddiespaghetti54321 Рік тому +80

    This stuff is great, super multipurpose. It works as a mixer to get you fucked up, it works as a cleaning solvent, it works for disinfecting wounds, and it works as mouthwash. I’m pretty sure I’ve used grain spirit for more things that aren’t drinking related.

    • @LongWalker730
      @LongWalker730 9 місяців тому +4

      I have used it as a Firestarter in the winter. If you mix 3 parts every clear with 1 part water it lasts longer and is still about 70% alcohol which is ideal for cleaning, disinfecting etc. Plus if you are in an emergency you can drink it unlike isopropyl. It's insanely practical.

  • @tjtaylor5273
    @tjtaylor5273 2 роки тому +45

    I remember why 1st shot of EverClear. I legit didn’t even feel like I swallowed it. It honestly felt like it evaporated in my mouth before it even got the chance to make its way down

  • @clouis906
    @clouis906 3 роки тому +3515

    This is probably the classiest anyone in human history has ever looked while drinking Everclear.

    • @phonytexts
      @phonytexts 3 роки тому +8

      Lol probably right

    • @blex5579
      @blex5579 3 роки тому +22

      the missing belt gave it away tho ^^

    • @crazeeaz
      @crazeeaz 3 роки тому +78

      Probably the first time it's ever been poured into a glass actually made of glass

    • @MoltenMouseMetal
      @MoltenMouseMetal 3 роки тому +14

      Only if you count drinking it straight.
      It's actually one of the best options for spiking a punch-bowl, and typically the folks at such conventions are particularly dapper.

    • @blackoceancreativeuniverse
      @blackoceancreativeuniverse 3 роки тому +12

      His "standing up" skills are really impressive. Some percentage of humans would be mumbling under the counter by 3rd swish.

  • @justsomeguy5373
    @justsomeguy5373 3 роки тому +1170

    Ever clear is meant to be an additive to “turbo charge” mixed drinks, and not meant to be had on it’s own. Unless you are in a frat, or recently divorced.

    • @AlexR2648
      @AlexR2648 3 роки тому +70

      Or for making liqueurs

    • @brycealthoff8092
      @brycealthoff8092 3 роки тому +142

      Or have lost the will to live.

    • @brandonbrown3600
      @brandonbrown3600 3 роки тому +48

      Or want to destroy your sense of taste to down other shitty alcoholic drinks.

    • @CrypteGardien
      @CrypteGardien 3 роки тому +3

      I'm one of the two

    • @boofmcgoof1534
      @boofmcgoof1534 3 роки тому +40

      Meh,you grow accustomed to the taste of it.
      Used it to start the grill,would take a few shots before & after...& during...good stuff,for keeping you warm while you BBQ in the snow...

  • @thermobollocks
    @thermobollocks 3 роки тому +48

    They actually had a How It's Made on straight ethanol, and food grade and non-food-grade (fuel) come out of the same plant. Just one's denatured and the other isn't.

    • @neverstopschweiking
      @neverstopschweiking 6 місяців тому

      Yup, it's the same. The price difference is because of the tax.

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 5 місяців тому

      Uncle Sam has to get his taxes!

  • @Grif2501
    @Grif2501 3 роки тому +42

    I used to work at a liquor store, I had a few regulars who bought it to drink straight, a one of the would open the bottle to drink right after she left, every time.

    • @kevinfodge2707
      @kevinfodge2707 Рік тому +5

      I used to drink this stuff straight lol. One time me and a buddy stayed up for a whole weekend and killed 2 liter bottles. I no longer drink but have nothing against everclear, it was one of my favorite ways to get drunk

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kevinfodge2707 effective?

    • @kevinfodge2707
      @kevinfodge2707 Рік тому +1

      @@lateral1385 absolutely effective 😂 its crazy too, if the first drink of the day was a shot of everclear it just made everything so much more vivid, until the third or fourth shot that is lol

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 Рік тому +4

      @@kevinfodge2707 alcoholism

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 9 місяців тому +1

      See, i am not big on alcohol in general but i had an opportunity to buy and drink everclear, the drink really did feel different, more so than other alcohols, i only ever did a shot or two in a glass of kool aid a day. @@kevinfodge2707

  • @hacksawjimthuggin4957
    @hacksawjimthuggin4957 3 роки тому +1753

    “You would only drink this on a dare, and I would tell the truth.” Lol

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, that was a QUALITY line.

    • @grantrichardet6250
      @grantrichardet6250 3 роки тому

      Don’t drink it!! Even on a dare

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 3 роки тому +3

      @@young98-cc5ls if you're already hammered you really shouldnt be drinking everclear

  • @sethgilbertson2474
    @sethgilbertson2474 3 роки тому +1055

    “Tastes like...
    The casual cruelty of the universe.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @healthyking9999
    @healthyking9999 3 роки тому +18

    When I was about 20 years old, I went to the liquor store and straight up asked for the "strongest alcohol available", and the clerk showed me to the Everclear. Mistake. This dude at a house party was drinking it by the cup WITHOUT a chaser from what people at the party were saying. Long story short, I think he blacked out, and a group of us took him outside and threw snow on his face to bring him back to consciousness. He woke back up after a few minutes. That was the LAST time I ever bought that shit.

  • @CcsquirrleyCcsquirrley
    @CcsquirrleyCcsquirrley 2 роки тому +37

    i work in liquor retail.. at the end of 2020 when there were hand sanitizer/cleaner shortages i legitimately had the towns sanitation dept. come in and buy a case of everclear. i’m still laughing till this day.
    edit: spelling

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 3 роки тому +835

    Watching him gradually transform into drunk Jim Carey was utterly fascinating.

  • @GracieBeatty1
    @GracieBeatty1 3 роки тому +964

    “You can pair it with black holes and death metal”
    Yep, immediately subscribed

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 3 роки тому +23

    This stuff's actually pretty useful to extract aromatic oils from fragrant herbs/fruits to make homemade liquers.

  • @picklesaregross01
    @picklesaregross01 3 роки тому +60

    This was a great review! I had a bottle of Everclear that was 196 proof, that I bought in 1994. We only used it to make large batches of punch at the river, to be consumed over a whole weekend, by a large group of people.

  • @davidwhite2608
    @davidwhite2608 3 роки тому +883

    My brother took a shot of it and was almost instantly wasted. He said “It takes all the work out of getting drunk.”

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 3 роки тому +58

      its why i drink it. i get sick if i drink a bunch of fluids and to get drunk you have to, yep you guessed it. drink lots of fluids. so i drink 3 or 4 shots and then sip on a mixed drink to keep my buzz, and by mixed i mean literally just everclear with a packet of kool aid in it lol it makes it drinkable if that kerosene tasting shit can even be considered drinkable

    • @Nickname-tb9td
      @Nickname-tb9td 3 роки тому +9

      lol. Lightweights.

    • @silverfang4583
      @silverfang4583 3 роки тому +7

      @@Nickname-tb9td I mean to get instantly drunk is a little weird
      But remember the quicker you drink alcohol the more it effects you and 1 shot of ever clear is like finish 2 and a quarter beers instantly

    • @Nickname-tb9td
      @Nickname-tb9td 3 роки тому +7

      @@silverfang4583, 2 and a quarter beers? That wouldn't even be enough to give me a buzz.

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 3 роки тому +17

      @@SmEiF- 8 standard drinks at once, and you keep drinking the stuff to "maintain your buzz"?

  • @abegrey740
    @abegrey740 3 роки тому +1496

    LOL. Smells like alcohol. With notes of alcohol. This is gold.

    • @theconspiracytheorists4910
      @theconspiracytheorists4910 3 роки тому +18

      Not gold. Just more alcohol.

    • @LunaticTheCat
      @LunaticTheCat 3 роки тому +7

      The way he tries to review it like he would review a wine 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +8

      And he's so damn annoyed because he knows exactly what he's reviewing and can't imagine why anyone would want a description of it.

  • @erickcartman8758
    @erickcartman8758 3 роки тому +2

    This is my new favorite channel. Love your reviews. You’re an absolute champion!

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 3 роки тому +28

    "the only reason you would drink this is on a dare". I did that once, in college. I puked immediately when it touched my tongue, it didn't even make it to my stomach. And I had some weird Four Loco right before and my puke was like neon
    I'm sure the apartment owner was just glad I didn't puke on the carpet... At least I don't think I did...

    • @midge_gender_solek3314
      @midge_gender_solek3314 3 роки тому +2

      I did a couple shots of clean medical alcohol once, it was not good

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 2 роки тому +2

      I saw one of my friends puke after pounding a bottle of MD20/20. I know vividly what you mean about neon! His vomit literally looked like it was under a black light. Disgusting and hilarious

  • @wcs792
    @wcs792 3 роки тому +4755

    Everclear: as strong as we can make it without directly picking a fight with physics.

    • @RangerOfTheOrder
      @RangerOfTheOrder 3 роки тому +286

      Literally. To get it any stronger you have you start to using molecular sieves and other scientific witchcraft.

    • @pulykamell
      @pulykamell 3 роки тому +99

      @@RangerOfTheOrder Not quite literally. Polish grain alcohol (available in the US) , Spirytus, is 192 proof. :) Also comes in a 151 bottling for places where that's the legal limit.

    • @explosu
      @explosu 3 роки тому +160

      @@RangerOfTheOrder Not difficult enough to be called 'witchcraft' lol, we had liters of >=99.5% in our lab. You could break past the azeotrope for a lot cheaper if you didn't care about your spectroscopy results, but if you don't have time for that or if you want to blow as much as you would on 20 year old scotch on undrinkably pure ethanol, *fingerguns* Sigma-Aldritch.

    • @MaliaMydnight
      @MaliaMydnight 3 роки тому +4

      Oh my god this is the comment that got me. 😂😂

    • @JZH10000
      @JZH10000 3 роки тому +5

      @@explosu so howd you do it and why should it only be when we dont care about the spectrometer results.
      I'm assuming you're talking about methanol contamination or something

  • @GreatKawaiiGod
    @GreatKawaiiGod 3 роки тому +688

    The cheapest drink I made was everclear and a 2 liter of off brand grape soda. It cost about 20 bucks and got many people sick. Good times

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard 9 місяців тому +13

      Lmaooo I’ll have to try that if me and a bunch of friends ever want to get drunk lol

    • @adamseidel9780
      @adamseidel9780 8 місяців тому +20

      Lol, not even CLOSE to enough mixer!

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh 7 місяців тому

      @@rampageblizzard tip from a late 20 something, do yourself a favour and stick to beer/cider or mix your drinks down below 10%/20 proof. You'll still get drunk, but straight spirits can make you puke or cause actual alcohol poisoning relatively easily if you've not got the extra water from mixers etc. to flush it through your system efficiently.
      I'm not saying i've never drunk too much, but it wasn't pleasant by the end of the night and the hangover was abominable.

    • @danielrafa6122
      @danielrafa6122 6 місяців тому +3

      I used sparkling grape juice, agreed good times

    • @liar-888
      @liar-888 4 місяці тому

      You gotta try it with lemon, salt, hot sauce, lemon sparkling water and a Gatorade of your choice to make it good

  • @addictionsucks8848
    @addictionsucks8848 9 місяців тому +5

    Just something to remember, ethanol evaporates very fast, so always be sure to cap it off immediately after pouring when you have such high concentrations

  • @johnkaeden
    @johnkaeden 9 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the most entertaining vids I’ve seen in a long time! Your reactions😂

  • @robcampbell3235
    @robcampbell3235 3 роки тому +1522

    "One Everclear"
    "Two Everclear"
    "Three Everclear"
    ....Floor...

    • @jacesaces15
      @jacesaces15 3 роки тому +64

      “One evercleeeeee... floor”

    • @jamesbeattie8800
      @jamesbeattie8800 3 роки тому +20

      The best way to drop like the sac of grains used to make this shit.

    • @TylerM4936
      @TylerM4936 3 роки тому +6

      Yea... First time drinking had 2½ cups of jungle juice and a shot of everclear on an empty stomach, didn't go great

    • @darkshadowsvideo
      @darkshadowsvideo 3 роки тому +2

      Do malort

    • @robcampbell3235
      @robcampbell3235 3 роки тому

      @Nathan Swain agreed - used to make serviceberry liquor with it. Really brings out the almond/blueberry flavor. Used to also drink it straight because itd get a person toasted in 10-15 minutes. And youd be soberish in a couple hours with no hangover. Of course it melts your insides eventually so there's that...

  • @intothewater1279
    @intothewater1279 3 роки тому +2139

    For the people who don’t know, this is literally supposed to just be a carrier to make other flavored alcohols and liqueurs, it’s not even advised that you drink it with a mixer it’s that strong

    • @m.rogers9490
      @m.rogers9490 Рік тому +119

      EXACTLY RIGHT . I WAS SAYING I USE IT TO MAKE COLOGNE WITH INSTEAD OF BUYING PERFUMERS ALCOHOL .

    • @mro4ts457
      @mro4ts457 9 місяців тому +90

      Do I… put it in my cars gas tank if I can’t drink it?
      I mean, one way or another, either I’m driving drunk tonight or the car is

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster 9 місяців тому +54

      IIRC it even says on the bottle it isn't meant for human consumption as is. If you mix it half n half with water, you get cheap vodka. I got a few bottles in the basement for shtf.

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster 9 місяців тому +16

      ​@@mro4ts457You could, yeah. Might run funny, though.

    • @ValTek_Armory
      @ValTek_Armory 9 місяців тому +18

      I use it to make extracts

  • @calonstanni
    @calonstanni Рік тому +2

    I drink it often! I use everclear in my laboratory alcohol lamp and sometimes I drink right out of the lamp when the everclear bottle is empty. I drank nothing BUT everclear for a week in New orleans because I was too broke to drink in a bar. My mouth and throat were DEFINITELY tore up but still, I STAND BY EVERCLEAR! For real. this shit's HANDY!

    • @nuwang2381
      @nuwang2381 Рік тому +1

      Fr if you don't u drink vodka instead of ever clear ur privileged af lol

  • @galenthomas7322
    @galenthomas7322 7 місяців тому +2

    Unironically the best review video on all of UA-cam

  • @ghostinthecloset
    @ghostinthecloset 3 роки тому +292

    The algorithm recommended this to me outta nowhere so I'm gonna interact to help you get to that million because bruh you DESERVE it after doing this to yourself

  • @marihawley
    @marihawley 3 роки тому +1273

    My dad used to buy Everclear by the case, he worked with lasers (in the 80s and 90s) and they used it to clean parts.

    • @codylongoria4152
      @codylongoria4152 3 роки тому +27

      Damn that's convenient

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 роки тому +57

      Was that before 99% isopropyl alcohol was available by the 55-gallon drum?

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 роки тому +17

      Why not use isopropyl alcohol?

    • @darkjak224
      @darkjak224 3 роки тому +5

      Those alcohols are not the same

    • @daddyernie2289
      @daddyernie2289 3 роки тому +34

      i used to mix this with Grape kool Aid when i was 14

  • @kodeystockton1124
    @kodeystockton1124 2 роки тому +50

    As somebody who casually drinks everclear from time to time, I am disgusted by how much of that you drank in one sitting. A single double will fuck you up for hours.
    Also, great video 😀👍🏻

  • @Guts_TheStruggler
    @Guts_TheStruggler 2 місяці тому

    I love your delivery😂❤

  • @CaitlinH555
    @CaitlinH555 3 роки тому +992

    “Notes of alcohol” GOT ME. 😂

    • @tieracushman7050
      @tieracushman7050 3 роки тому +10

      Its alcohol, its alcohol, its alcohol, notes of alcohol. Hahahahahahahahhaahaaha

    • @khi437
      @khi437 3 роки тому +6

      That's when I pressed subscribe

  • @kristianelias5791
    @kristianelias5791 3 роки тому +345

    "You can pair it with black holes and death metal." Fuck, that got me.

  • @patrickhouchins9074
    @patrickhouchins9074 3 роки тому +1

    Probably the best review of anything I've seen on UA-cam

  • @rons3634
    @rons3634 2 роки тому +2

    If you look around youtube you'll find videos of people running their lawn mowers on Everclear instead of gasoline.
    On the bright side, you wouldn't need mouthwash for a few days. Your mouth was the cleanest it had ever been.
    You do a really convincing drunk guy. Very entertaining.
    This just reminded me that I have half a bottle of Everclear in the kitchen. Thanks!

  • @infoscholar5221
    @infoscholar5221 3 роки тому +174

    I was in a liquor store with an older friend, years ago, and he pointed to Everclear on the shelf, and said to me, "that stuff is for people with some bad problems."

    • @np9145
      @np9145 3 роки тому +5

      or for people who want to use it to make other things, like gin, or tinctures.

    • @craft713
      @craft713 3 роки тому +10

      or to get a whole city block hammered for 20$

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 3 роки тому +2

      @@np9145 I brew mead, and I've used every clear a few times to make extracts for difficult to work with flavors for secondary. A little bit of one of those extracts goes a long way, so it doesn't change the ABV much.

    • @MaddyBlu9724
      @MaddyBlu9724 3 роки тому +1

      Yo I worked in the ER for years and met people with some serious alcohol problems, often something like a fifth of whiskey/vodka per day. I never met someone who said they drink this on the regular.

  • @treynegrete3821
    @treynegrete3821 3 роки тому +591

    Somebody tricked me into taking a shot of this stuff, telling me it was tequila. I've never felt so close to being a dragon before.

    • @nullvis
      @nullvis 11 місяців тому +51

      I chugged this stuff whilst tripping acid and it tasted like water. It had a insanely unique synergy as well

    • @asdfgidji879
      @asdfgidji879 9 місяців тому +3

      hha we gave someone tequila in beer pong without telling them

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 9 місяців тому

      @@nullvis You chugged everclear? Bullshit. There is a decent chance you wouldn't be here right now.

    • @seanathanbeanathan
      @seanathanbeanathan 9 місяців тому +31

      ​@@nullvis My stomach is turning at the thought of this 😂

    • @nullvis
      @nullvis 9 місяців тому +23

      @@seanathanbeanathan so is mine. Never do this.

  • @janofb
    @janofb 9 місяців тому +4

    I only use it to remove residual adhesive, and to clean lenses. Works great.

  • @MuMBlzTOKES024
    @MuMBlzTOKES024 3 роки тому +4

    I was actually mad enough to drink about 2 fifths a week for about three years. Now I have epilepsy and can't drink more than a shot or two without having a gran mal but I actually enjoy the flavor of straight everclear over any other alcoholic beverage.

  • @Shaun-vy9vi
    @Shaun-vy9vi 3 роки тому +2614

    we made "jungle juice" years ago. we soaked orange slices in everclear. The next day, after the party, we discarded the orange slices in the back yard. Bees started to collect an eat the slices. A bit later, there was also a pile of dead bees in our back yard. So if you ever have a bee problem... this is my Martha Stewart life-hack.

    • @figglewiggle5826
      @figglewiggle5826 3 роки тому +293

      One time, when I was 20, me and my cousin found everclear at my grandma’s house. We got wasted and threw up all over her deck. We were nervous in the morning about our spew being there, but low and behold, not a trace of vomit left, only hundreds of tiny dead flies.

    • @draggedtv6888
      @draggedtv6888 3 роки тому +25

      @@figglewiggle5826 Bahahaha thats amazing

    • @justinberg3616
      @justinberg3616 3 роки тому +250

      Dead bees are not a good thing

    • @ithinkweregoingtoneedabigg8525
      @ithinkweregoingtoneedabigg8525 3 роки тому +11

      @@rental3190 bees are not endangered where do you get your stupidity

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 3 роки тому +143

      Don’t kill bees

  • @samuraichilton
    @samuraichilton 3 роки тому +333

    "Tastes like the casual cruelty of the universe." I laughed out loud.

    • @boofmcgoof1534
      @boofmcgoof1534 3 роки тому +1

      As some one who used to drink the stuff willingly,I can attest that this is a very accurate description...

  • @xionix4
    @xionix4 8 місяців тому +2

    It's great for mixing, because you can get any desired concentration through dilution, but without the extra water interfering with your mixer. I've taken a few shots straight, but only when I didn't have a mixer on hand and really wanted to start the weekend as soon as I got home :P

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 2 роки тому +8

    This is the best review I've ever heard XD The jokes, the "taste notes", and the pretty much instant drunkness. Wish I could get some 190 proof but in PA, you can only get it with a permit and there's no shipping from out of state. Really only planning on using it for its flammable-ness but still XD

    • @communistpikachu9218
      @communistpikachu9218 9 місяців тому +1

      PA gang. bought the 151 75.5% and drank about 2 liters in one night. I still don't understand how I am not dead. I should be.

    • @julianlaresch6266
      @julianlaresch6266 7 місяців тому +1

      The perks of being in a border town I can just dip into NJ to grab a bottle of the 190

  • @NKBlazer
    @NKBlazer 3 роки тому +389

    The word slurring at the end was so fitting for everclear.

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 роки тому +2

      How would you compare a shot of ever clear to beer? Like 1 shot Everclear = 10 12oz beers?

    • @valnovak6687
      @valnovak6687 3 роки тому +35

      @@jonahabrigo3673 Just easy math. A 330ml beer (5% ABV) has approximately 1.4 alcohol units (an alcohol unit is 10 grams/12 ml of pure ethanol). A shot (30 ml/1 oz.) of Everclear has about 2.4 units of alcohol. So multiply 1.4×2.4 which equals 3.4, which means that a shot of everclear is like drinking about 3 and a half beers. This is just counting the alcohol volume, however the drunk effects of everclear would be greatly higher, because the alcohol is extremely concentrated.

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 роки тому +6

      @@valnovak6687 Thanks val!!

    • @valnovak6687
      @valnovak6687 3 роки тому +14

      @@jonahabrigo3673 I think I made a mistake man. I should've divided, not multiplied. So it should be 2.4÷1.4 which equals 1.7, so 1 everclear shot equals 1.7 330ml beers with a 5% ABV.

  • @G8tr1522
    @G8tr1522 3 роки тому +374

    "Next up: Rust-Oleum High Gloss Enamel, White. And I will be serving it in this paper bag."

  • @audai1366
    @audai1366 3 роки тому +2

    Congrats on 1 millions views dude

  • @kapmando
    @kapmando 3 роки тому

    First video of yours I’ve seen, and now I will have to see your back catalog.

  • @DavidKarlsson-ti6sb
    @DavidKarlsson-ti6sb 3 роки тому +229

    I was 15 at a party, and someone bet me 10 bucks I couldn't keep some Everclear down. Unfortunately, it stayed down.

    • @stevejackson9952
      @stevejackson9952 3 роки тому +8

      We use to have purple passion which is an ever clear based grape soda that came in a 2ltr.

    • @JoshisJoshisJosh
      @JoshisJoshisJosh 3 роки тому +1

      Bless you

    • @glothdrogen
      @glothdrogen 3 роки тому

      @@stevejackson9952 oh that 2 liter bottle...I thought it was soda...I was soooo wrong

    • @stevejackson9952
      @stevejackson9952 3 роки тому +15

      @@glothdrogen I use to have problems with it. It tasted like soda and I drank it like soda. Then I would time travel to some mystical destination. Some times I would wake up in the woods, or in a friend's car, once I woke up on the 13 green at the local country club. But the scariest place was my own bed because I could never tell if my parents knew the next day when I woke up.

    • @cuntpuncherino
      @cuntpuncherino 3 роки тому

      Did you get your money?

  • @mopar_dude9227
    @mopar_dude9227 3 роки тому +81

    We use to use this to make “trash can punch” back when I was in college. We had a 15 gallon kitchen trash can and we would mix in Kool-Aid, sugar, fresh fruit slices, Sprite, and several bottles of Ever Clear and mix the whole thing up with a boat paddle. The next morning, my place would look like the aftermath of Jonestown. Bodies everywhere with Kool-Aid stained counters, floors, and clothing.

    • @wplants9793
      @wplants9793 3 роки тому

      Mopar_ Dude we called it Wop in Wisconsin.
      Also knows as Jungle Juice is Minnesota.

    • @balkamp8888
      @balkamp8888 3 роки тому

      Blinker fluid out west... Kept a two liter in the hood behind the blinker

    • @paullayfield
      @paullayfield 3 роки тому +1

      We called it jungle juice in philly also

    • @mopar_dude9227
      @mopar_dude9227 3 роки тому

      @@wplants9793 it was called Jungle Juice here too.

  • @aryanhollis4798
    @aryanhollis4798 9 місяців тому +3

    I remember watching this episode during Covid. His reaction is exactly how I felt about the times. Unimpressed and drunk.

  • @elliotmorley9075
    @elliotmorley9075 9 місяців тому

    Well done over a million views, worth it!

  • @coconutmango9741
    @coconutmango9741 3 роки тому +137

    This is very accurate. It tastes nothing like something any human being ever born should be allowed to drink. It numbed my gums and tongue instantly and I could literally feels the fumes on my tongue upon exhaling. If I had any more I probably would’ve gotten superpowers.

    • @M5R.
      @M5R. 2 роки тому +4

      I took a swig of this stuff and stopped salivating entirely.. I kept trying to swallow and ended up puking 5 minutes later 😂

    • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
      @TheArkTheArkTheArk 2 роки тому +8

      The superpower is being able to close your eyes and teleport to either a hospital or a holding cell.

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 9 місяців тому

      @@TheArkTheArkTheArk Sounds like that "teleporting tea" a certain slav would talk about

  • @aeipathy_live
    @aeipathy_live 3 роки тому +734

    I’ve never seen your channel before, nor have I ever watched anything relating to wine/pure gasoline tasting, but I’m quite happy I stumbled across this.

    • @jimapplebee5322
      @jimapplebee5322 3 роки тому +4

      my personal favorite is his review of Fireball.

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 роки тому +3

      @@jimapplebee5322 Malort is the best one

    • @merelaartman1187
      @merelaartman1187 3 роки тому +5

      Pure gasoline tasting 😭😭

    • @jimapplebee5322
      @jimapplebee5322 3 роки тому +2

      @@SuperNuclearUnicorn You were dead on. Tastes like pond water, from Chernobyl

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 3 роки тому +1

      New to the channel, as well. Thanks for the recommendations in the comments above mine. This is hilarious.😀

  • @Hahastaymad
    @Hahastaymad 8 місяців тому

    I completely forgot about this dude, so happy he came back across my feed

  • @hisoka6272
    @hisoka6272 8 місяців тому

    Indifference of the universe is the perfect description of the flavor profile

  • @herebejamz
    @herebejamz 3 роки тому +1014

    I don't know why youtube brought me here, but I'm sorry you did this.

    • @charlie15627
      @charlie15627 3 роки тому +14

      I’m not sorry
      My eyes are still watering from the laughter

    • @alphya0496
      @alphya0496 3 роки тому +5

      UA-cam also brought me here and I'm thankful for it.

    • @MassivePonyFan
      @MassivePonyFan 3 роки тому +6

      No idea why I'm here but I like it.

    • @lukereinhardt9768
      @lukereinhardt9768 3 роки тому

      Worst shot in have ever done in my life. It literally took my breath away. I like getting drunk. But fuckkkkk everclear

    • @kaythreefox6005
      @kaythreefox6005 3 роки тому

      btw: Im 420 LIT!!!!

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 3 роки тому +528

    "I'll have some more"
    *Sniffs literal death*
    "I can't have anymore"

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 3 роки тому

    Congrats on hitting a million views!

  • @raitchison
    @raitchison 3 місяці тому

    Someone posted this on Reddit and it was so fantastic I had to click on the link to come here and upvote and comment.

  • @timothybuchser
    @timothybuchser 3 роки тому +962

    In the 70's, in college, my brother did shots of this, then lit a joint. He didn't have a beard after that... 😂

    • @jonahabrigo3673
      @jonahabrigo3673 3 роки тому +7

      Oh geez, well then

    • @katlynklassen809
      @katlynklassen809 3 роки тому +30

      We drank it all the time where I am from. An empty bottle can be lit like a torch for a few seconds.

    • @soso-mx8nb
      @soso-mx8nb 3 роки тому +2

      Lol awesome mental image

    • @kylebroflovski6382
      @kylebroflovski6382 3 роки тому +7

      Hey another Timothy!
      Do you know how rare we are? Us Timothy's gotta stick together

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 3 роки тому +9

      A full bottle can be lit as a torch for a few seconds too.

  • @chimericalcupid3872
    @chimericalcupid3872 3 роки тому +366

    “Indifference of the Abyss” is a great name for a drink

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 3 роки тому +5

      Everclear with a shot of coke for colour.

    • @levischorpioen
      @levischorpioen 3 роки тому +5

      Totally calling my space black metal project Indifference of the Abyss

    • @dysastro5362
      @dysastro5362 3 роки тому +3

      or a band

    • @CreatorCade
      @CreatorCade 3 роки тому +1

      More like a great name for a band.

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 роки тому +2

      Everclear with a splash of whole milk. Make that shit curdle so hard you have to gnaw on it to get it down. 😂

  • @jkid1134
    @jkid1134 9 місяців тому +1

    My nose twitched when you opened the bottle 😂

  • @yaksher
    @yaksher 2 роки тому +2

    @3:15 well, it got a million views. Congrats. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @fcsjohnnynips
    @fcsjohnnynips 3 роки тому +572

    I once got so shithoused on Everclear I lost about 36 hours of my existence.
    It was like I broke the space-time continuum with my liver.

    • @SithLoveChild
      @SithLoveChild 3 роки тому +59

      Buddy and me started on a Saturday the next day we collectively remembered was Tuesday

    • @BigBodyBiggolo
      @BigBodyBiggolo 3 роки тому +19

      Thats not good, drinking alcohol this strong is exactly the same nearly overdosing on a STRONG benzodiazepines, ofcourse you wont remember the next day

    • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
      @TheGameGetterKuzuri 3 роки тому +8

      The last time I had this, I mixed it with cranberry juice. Me and my boy were on co-op Borderlands. Let's just say I played in between passing out

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 роки тому +1

      Is that an etilic coma?

    • @boofmcgoof1534
      @boofmcgoof1534 3 роки тому +4

      I made a special cake like that.
      Called it "Coma cake"
      Weed & chocolate were the two main ingredients...sugar was a far third or fourth.

  • @Epicrwh
    @Epicrwh 3 роки тому +355

    "you could get 20 mpg on this" lol u actually can run a car on everclear.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +13

      At $50/gallon.

    • @ottopartz1
      @ottopartz1 3 роки тому +13

      I've been dumping the heads off my still runs in the gas tank for almost 2 decades now.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 роки тому +2

      @@HolyKhaaaaan Way gas prices are going that might soon be cheaper than gasoline.

    • @ytivarg5371
      @ytivarg5371 3 роки тому

      @@clothar23 idk where youre from but in america gas prices have actually gone down a lot. they hover around 2 dollars a gallon in the northeast and it used to be 5. I know its much more in Cali. when I went to bermuda it was equivalent of 15 a gallon (adjusted from liters)

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 роки тому

      @@ytivarg5371 Well here in Vancouver , BC, Canada it's $ 1.29 a liter. And if I remember correctly a US gallon is just bit under 4 liters so yeah.

  • @zenergetic_8299
    @zenergetic_8299 3 роки тому

    The quick descent into suffering was outstanding to watch.

  • @jasonrodgers9063
    @jasonrodgers9063 8 місяців тому +2

    It's good to be used in a mixed drink (screwdriver, for example) because you can use LOTS less for the same drink as vodka. The result is that is has more of the flavor of your mixer, since it isn't being diluted. Early in our courtship, my beloved late wife answered the challenge, took a shot. Especially ironic, since she was a light drinker. She went WOOO! Shook her head a bit, but was otherwise unphased. There are street performers that entertain crowds here at Derby time (Louisville KY) with "fire breathing" shows, where they get a mouthful, spew it out next to an ignition source. Oddly enough, none of them had any facial hair!

  • @michaelcrutchfield9700
    @michaelcrutchfield9700 3 роки тому +902

    Pretty sure the algorithm has decided this is going to hit a million lol.

  • @joshzimmerman
    @joshzimmerman 3 роки тому +138

    I've mixed everclear quite a few times, just need to make sure you don't use very much. I usually mix my vodka like 40/60 (40 being vodka obviously) or 50/50 with orange juice; with everclear you just gotta make sure not to really cross that 10% threshold or you're not gonna enjoy yourself. 10% mix makes a very economical screwdriver. Otherwise, it gets a bad rap, but remember that every vodka ever produced starts life as everclear before it's watered down to 40% ABV.
    Also, a little life hack for you people lucky enough to be reading this: buy a handle of everclear and a gallon of distilled water and mix yourself some 80 proof vodka for dirt cheap. It'll be the smoothest vodka you've ever had too.

    • @Kingidgit
      @Kingidgit 3 роки тому +14

      You're a god. I'm doing this because I like alcohol straight, and I'm cheap.

    • @joshzimmerman
      @joshzimmerman 3 роки тому +7

      @Nathan Swain You're more of a man than I am then lol. I sometimes mix higher if I want to get trashed super fast, but 60% is way too painful; max I would do at this point in my life is like 30%.

    • @MidNightFreakOZ
      @MidNightFreakOZ 3 роки тому +3

      Yeer just like in Russia only we mix this whit beer for more kick

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 3 роки тому +9

      I call everclear screwdrivers icepicks, because while similar in appearance, the ice pick does a better job of stabbing a hole in my brain

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 3 роки тому +9

      shit fellas i just pour kool aid mix into the bottle and take it str8 to the dome no chaser no mixng, pour shake drink get 7 felonies and wake up and do it all again

  • @michaeldaigle7207
    @michaeldaigle7207 2 роки тому

    You got your million views brother. Great review. 10/10

  • @idlevalley
    @idlevalley 3 роки тому

    Congratz on the first video with a million views!

  • @weshumphrey6299
    @weshumphrey6299 3 роки тому +103

    Oh, those college memories that I no longer have.

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian 3 роки тому +1

      Yep. As I said to one of my coworkers, "Ya, sure, I drank everclear in college. I can't tell you what it was like because I no longer have those brain cells.

  • @SooSmokie
    @SooSmokie 3 роки тому +928

    After drinking this, you no longer have a blood alcohol level BAC. It's now the level of blood in your alcohol. ABC

  • @jeffblack1644
    @jeffblack1644 4 місяці тому

    Funny and super entertaining!! Informative too. I'm 56 and had my 1st taste of everclear last week. Thanks for putting this out, I laughed my ass off watching it. Cheers!

  • @trekolli
    @trekolli 11 місяців тому +1

    Wow, that is strong...gave me a chuckle though...I needed that chuckle...peace

  • @northerngiant2915
    @northerngiant2915 3 роки тому +126

    That last “I’ll have some more”. I literally yelled “no” out loud! Heart of gold this guy.

  • @zankplus
    @zankplus 3 роки тому +443

    Fun fact: The special effects crew on the movie “Alien” used Everclear with green food coloring as the alien’s blood.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 3 роки тому +41

      it’s essentially acid, so good job.

    • @SeaCowsBeatLobsters
      @SeaCowsBeatLobsters 3 роки тому +16

      No its not an acid. TF?

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 3 роки тому +47

      @@SeaCowsBeatLobsters i’m saying that because it’s essentially pure fucking alcohol

    • @metfan099
      @metfan099 3 роки тому +1

      Why?

    • @ginosko_
      @ginosko_ 3 роки тому +5

      No they didnt

  • @oldeagle2514
    @oldeagle2514 2 роки тому +3

    Ahhh, Everclear, the champagne of Moonshine!

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang 10 місяців тому

    I stumbled upon this video after reading a comment regarding Coke and everclear (turns out it’s unrelated). I watched the entirety and it’s very humorous and funny. Great job. I hope you’re having a good day.