Malört Mixology: White Russian
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Did not abide. At all.
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We made this already at home. We call it "Chicago Hate Crime".
😂😂😂💀👍👍
You can almost see the light drain from his eyes because of the Malört. I still wanna see a Malört Sunrise.
Finally! I've been asking for this since the beginning! It has to be a White Malortian.
I'm still hoping for a Sazerac or really anything that will lead to the combination of Malört and absinthe.
I want a shirt that says, “My Malört sweats are going to ruin this shirt.”
Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott
High five
I think we need a Mint Julep made with Malört.
MALORT JULIP
Mint Jalort
@@c_kling DAMMNIT, that's great too
Malint Jörlip
No.
As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call.
Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".
White Flushin’.
As in I’m flushin it white down the toilet.
Yes! This one is the best!
Yup, thats it. White Flussian
This is clearly the perfect name.
That's it
Ayyy the constant posting of my wooden homies is appreciated
The rug really tied the room together
I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".
As a lover of Guinness, White Russians, and Pepsi, never would I think to put those three together.
PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon
3:14 this is also Prescott's face when he feels the Chestburster wriggling around
4:00 casting a spell from hit points be like
You could really tell PV3's body was fighting him this whole video.
I've never heard someone callout Crohn's disease. Love you.
I cant believe that someone with Crohns would drink such horrible drinks.
After the most tangibly disgusting food description ever, "let's have another taste." Your dedication is admirable!
The Malort White Russian was everything i imagined it would be and more. Thank you PV3.
A nod to Big Lebowski, I'd call it a "Rug Piss"
He delays the drinking of Malort in much the same way I delay taking the stuff for my colonoscopy. I love this channel and the smarminess he has.
😂 he flipped off the figurines
You're gonna love Malort by the end of this
Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!
Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.
in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose
"We got help chopper in" 🚁 became a running joke among my group of friends when someone was in distress. Like in this video.
"He fixes the cable?"
Oh no, I didn't read the full title and was excited to see you make a white Russian but I am so sorry.
Malort Fizz.... like A gin fizz
2 ounces malort
1 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
3/4 ounce simple syrup
1 egg white (about 1/2 ounce)
Club soda, to top (about 1 ounce)
A drink that foul deserves it's own name. I dub this concoction the Poo-Hoo.
This was my suggestion from the first Malort mixology episode.
I’m just going to find an ATM. The Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski.
Poor guy. He can just never seem to get away from Malort 😂😂😂
Is it bad that I was harmed more by watching this drink with a thousand tiny ice cubes than I was harmed by the Malört?
Is Buttspoon a new recurring character?
Chicago Russian.
And you really should have had Dalton dressed as Walter in this episode talking about Nam.
B-52. Normally 1 part bailey's 1 part kalua 1 part grand marnier . You can do it 2 ways, replace the kalua and then replace the grand
Malort martini might be interesting to see.
What you didnt see was the spoon dissolving off camera...
This is the good stuff. This is why I subscribed.
4:07 is my new desktop background.
PS: Call it a Brown Russian.
"This, you know, aggression will not stand, man!"
I've been requesting this on every video! Thanks PV3JF
Eligible names:
Chernoble Disaster
Nuclear Winter
Red Dawn
I was sitting here saying "Noooooooooooo!" Out loud and asking why would anyone do that to themselves.
I'm laughing so hard
We need a Mai-Tai. Malortai
Darker than a dark steers tuchus on a moonless night
This is the Dirty Sox
“I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” - Walter (but not if it tasted like this...)
Perfect name: “the soggy Chicogan”
Finally, the Brown Russian! Next we need a caipirinha.
Why aren't people watching this? This is great
"Nice Caucasian Jackie"
Actually your description sounds like "White Chicagoan" is the best name
You poor dude… I’d want you to stop this madness but not before I come up with my suggestion for a drink… coming soon (maybe)
I say we call it "big mistake V15.0"
Come onnn, malort sour, let's see it
A Snowy Chicago?
I would love to see a grasshopper!
PVP is built differently than softer mothers..
Have we done a Mojito with Malort yet?
“El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time
Fantastic video again
have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach?
And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍
YES I'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THIS THANK YOU
I think we need to get Prescott a bottle of kaoliang liquor.
Corpse Reviver #2 with Malört instead of Gin
We are, in fact, quite entertained 😂
where's my mai tai with Malort and topo Chico Mango?!?!
Malört Tonic 👀
More Malort
You're out of your element! (with malort) 😆
Malort Mixology Cuba Libre
Still waiting on that Tequila Sunrise...
any chance you get on to some of the Chinese Baijiu's like Er Guo Tou or Maotai? hail the new rulers
"Coated in salmon juice". Brutal.
Maybe start playing around with absinthe cocktails to replace the malort or use it in place of bitters in others.
It’s unwieldy, but I propose it be called “the Dunkin’ cup I’ve been using as a trash can in my car for the last eleven days”
A "Not-So-White Chicago Winter" or a Chicago Russian.
How about naming it a "Chicago Russian in Winter".
Oh who cares about the drink. Where'd you get that fantastic shirt? I don't even like button-ups, but I'd wear the shit out of that!
I love Malört and i'm often down with these Malört mixology attempts, but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.
That's a nice shirt, PV3.
Think we need a malört basil smash
Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat
A creamy dumpster
Um… Where *precisely* did that stirrer come from? 😂
Call it a White Sox Russian!
This aggression will not stand. Its a White Flussian. Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Loved when he flipped off the mannequins.
"it really tied the room together"
Call it a Yellow Floe , taste like someone pissed in that Russian snow
You can tell he hates this because there's lots of talking, a lot less sipping.
Where can I get that shirt?
“This aggression will not stand, MAN!!!”
Your guts are hurting from 💩 while my guts are hurting from laughing so hard. But certainly not at your expense, PV3. Not at all.
Being from out east, I had no idea what Malort was. When you google it, It says that it's a famously challenging to drink with the flavor that includes notes of gasoline grapefruit sweet wax fire oil and bitters. It's the unofficial drink of Chicago? What the hell are you all doing out there?
White Deep Dish. Snowy Malort. Chicago Winter. Porcelain Sewer. Mal Flurry! ha ha ha ha ha ha
The Blight Russian! Figured this one would be terrible.
I noticed he didn't dump the rest of the drink. Going back for seconds? 😂
Malort sweat 😂
White Flush-it
Oh, I am entertained.
Russian Capone
Sad Chicago Moo Juice in the dumpster with Pedro.