Malört Mixology: White Russian

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 226

  • @joebidensdentures4541
    @joebidensdentures4541 2 роки тому +184

    We made this already at home. We call it "Chicago Hate Crime".

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂💀👍👍

  • @tiggeromega
    @tiggeromega 2 роки тому +48

    You can almost see the light drain from his eyes because of the Malört. I still wanna see a Malört Sunrise.

  • @theresamnsota3925
    @theresamnsota3925 2 роки тому +159

    I think we need a Mint Julep made with Malört.

  • @randalljames1366
    @randalljames1366 2 роки тому +44

    Finally! I've been asking for this since the beginning! It has to be a White Malortian.

  • @TGFMusic
    @TGFMusic 2 роки тому +29

    White Flushin’.
    As in I’m flushin it white down the toilet.

  • @logstargo627
    @logstargo627 2 роки тому +40

    I'm still hoping for a Sazerac or really anything that will lead to the combination of Malört and absinthe.

  • @scottjohnson7927
    @scottjohnson7927 2 роки тому +11

    I want a shirt that says, “My Malört sweats are going to ruin this shirt.”

  • @misswilwarin8829
    @misswilwarin8829 2 роки тому +44

    Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott

  • @oddjob_banks
    @oddjob_banks 2 роки тому +6

    A nod to Big Lebowski, I'd call it a "Rug Piss"

  • @HisVirusness
    @HisVirusness 2 роки тому +18

    As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call.
    Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".

  • @tmorente
    @tmorente 2 роки тому +4

    😂 he flipped off the figurines

  • @aranjenkins2627
    @aranjenkins2627 2 роки тому +5

    The rug really tied the room together

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 2 роки тому +24

    PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon

  • @SixofQueens
    @SixofQueens 2 роки тому +23

    I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 7 місяців тому

      As a lover of Guinness, White Russians, and Pepsi, never would I think to put those three together.

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 2 роки тому +4

    3:14 this is also Prescott's face when he feels the Chestburster wriggling around
    4:00 casting a spell from hit points be like

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath 2 роки тому +3

    Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.

  • @Dumbledof
    @Dumbledof 2 роки тому +7

    You could really tell PV3's body was fighting him this whole video.

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 2 роки тому +8

    Chicago Russian.
    And you really should have had Dalton dressed as Walter in this episode talking about Nam.

  • @chaoarecool
    @chaoarecool 2 роки тому +1

    Ayyy the constant posting of my wooden homies is appreciated

  • @tylertrudel597
    @tylertrudel597 2 роки тому +3

    I've never heard someone callout Crohn's disease. Love you.

    • @srh667
      @srh667 2 роки тому

      I cant believe that someone with Crohns would drink such horrible drinks.

  • @andynewhouse
    @andynewhouse 2 роки тому +4

    After the most tangibly disgusting food description ever, "let's have another taste." Your dedication is admirable!

  • @TaQa04
    @TaQa04 2 роки тому +9

    Is it bad that I was harmed more by watching this drink with a thousand tiny ice cubes than I was harmed by the Malört?

  • @falestineforlife
    @falestineforlife 2 роки тому +8

    Poor guy. He can just never seem to get away from Malort 😂😂😂

  • @ThunderGear
    @ThunderGear 2 роки тому +1

    Malort Fizz.... like A gin fizz
    2 ounces malort
    1 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
    3/4 ounce simple syrup
    1 egg white (about 1/2 ounce)
    Club soda, to top (about 1 ounce)

  • @turkeysnot1
    @turkeysnot1 2 роки тому +2

    This was my suggestion from the first Malort mixology episode.
    I’m just going to find an ATM. The Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski.

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 2 роки тому +3

    The Malort White Russian was everything i imagined it would be and more. Thank you PV3.

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers 2 роки тому +2

    4:07 is my new desktop background.
    PS: Call it a Brown Russian.
    "This, you know, aggression will not stand, man!"

  • @RomanPeacock21
    @RomanPeacock21 9 місяців тому +1

    I was sitting here saying "Noooooooooooo!" Out loud and asking why would anyone do that to themselves.
    I'm laughing so hard

  • @serpents666
    @serpents666 2 роки тому +3

    "We got help chopper in" 🚁 became a running joke among my group of friends when someone was in distress. Like in this video.

  • @ronnie624
    @ronnie624 2 роки тому +5

    I would love to see a grasshopper!

  • @harleyshaw1822
    @harleyshaw1822 2 роки тому +2

    Perfect name: “the soggy Chicogan”

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit 2 роки тому +1

    B-52. Normally 1 part bailey's 1 part kalua 1 part grand marnier . You can do it 2 ways, replace the kalua and then replace the grand

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 2 роки тому +1

    You're gonna love Malort by the end of this

  • @brucemoore3329
    @brucemoore3329 2 роки тому +2

    “I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” - Walter (but not if it tasted like this...)

  • @frydaepiedae
    @frydaepiedae 2 роки тому +2

    Finally, the Brown Russian! Next we need a caipirinha.

  • @vectorgen
    @vectorgen 2 роки тому +3

    I love Malört and i'm often down with these Malört mixology attempts, but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 2 роки тому +4

    Still waiting on that Tequila Sunrise...

  • @jumpingjeffflash9946
    @jumpingjeffflash9946 Рік тому

    He delays the drinking of Malort in much the same way I delay taking the stuff for my colonoscopy. I love this channel and the smarminess he has.

  • @markdaniels7198
    @markdaniels7198 2 роки тому +2

    A "Not-So-White Chicago Winter" or a Chicago Russian.

  • @caesurabreak3528
    @caesurabreak3528 2 роки тому +2

    in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose

  • @StalinM41
    @StalinM41 2 роки тому +1

    Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat

  • @surcettinr2600
    @surcettinr2600 2 роки тому +1

    Actually your description sounds like "White Chicagoan" is the best name

  • @SneakyMacSneak
    @SneakyMacSneak 2 роки тому +1

    A drink that foul deserves it's own name. I dub this concoction the Poo-Hoo.

  • @StevenFord-wi9km
    @StevenFord-wi9km Рік тому

    Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!

  • @KingLightningSR
    @KingLightningSR 2 роки тому +2

    It has to be called a Bitter Chicago. Just a nasty, creamy, hate-filled concoction

  • @stevejackson9952
    @stevejackson9952 2 роки тому +2

    Sad Chicago Moo Juice in the dumpster with Pedro.

  • @yackbuttertea
    @yackbuttertea 2 роки тому +1

    Darker than a dark steers tuchus on a moonless night

  • @thefuzzman
    @thefuzzman 2 роки тому +3

    I noticed he didn't dump the rest of the drink. Going back for seconds? 😂

  • @nrpbrown
    @nrpbrown 2 роки тому +1

    Oh no, I didn't read the full title and was excited to see you make a white Russian but I am so sorry.

  • @waruisakka89
    @waruisakka89 2 роки тому +1

    I think we need to get Prescott a bottle of kaoliang liquor.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 2 роки тому +1

    Your guts are hurting from 💩 while my guts are hurting from laughing so hard. But certainly not at your expense, PV3. Not at all.

  • @GeminiStars
    @GeminiStars 2 роки тому +1

    White Deep Dish. Snowy Malort. Chicago Winter. Porcelain Sewer. Mal Flurry! ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • @oddjob_banks
    @oddjob_banks 2 роки тому +4

    You can tell he hates this because there's lots of talking, a lot less sipping.

  • @DubuWaPolar
    @DubuWaPolar 2 роки тому +2

    any chance you get on to some of the Chinese Baijiu's like Er Guo Tou or Maotai? hail the new rulers

  • @MCYonazz
    @MCYonazz 2 роки тому +1

    The Blight Russian! Figured this one would be terrible.

  • @jordansamuels9135
    @jordansamuels9135 2 роки тому +1

    Malort martini might be interesting to see.

  • @seansterling5322
    @seansterling5322 2 роки тому +1

    What you didnt see was the spoon dissolving off camera...

  • @PulsePersonalTraining
    @PulsePersonalTraining 2 роки тому +1

    That's a nice shirt, PV3.

  • @dontron810
    @dontron810 2 роки тому +1

    Call it a Yellow Floe , taste like someone pissed in that Russian snow

  • @chrisoffutt8968
    @chrisoffutt8968 Рік тому

    Maybe start playing around with absinthe cocktails to replace the malort or use it in place of bitters in others.

  • @peterlawson1280
    @peterlawson1280 6 місяців тому

    Why aren't people watching this? This is great

  • @joemomma4206
    @joemomma4206 2 роки тому +3

    Is Buttspoon a new recurring character?

  • @raindegrey9429
    @raindegrey9429 Рік тому

    We are, in fact, quite entertained 😂

  • @Rob_1689
    @Rob_1689 2 роки тому +2

    YES I'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THIS THANK YOU

  • @williamfurlan9176
    @williamfurlan9176 2 роки тому

    I've been requesting this on every video! Thanks PV3JF

  • @dza613
    @dza613 2 роки тому +2

    "He fixes the cable?"

  • @AuraXars
    @AuraXars 2 роки тому +1

    Think we need a malört basil smash

  • @christianoliver3572
    @christianoliver3572 2 роки тому +1

    Call it a Czech STOP?
    Maybe a White Pole??
    There's more where these came from

  • @carrisasteveinnes1596
    @carrisasteveinnes1596 2 роки тому +1

    This is the good stuff. This is why I subscribed.

  • @srh667
    @srh667 2 роки тому +1

    This aggression will not stand. Its a White Flussian. Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Loved when he flipped off the mannequins.

  • @It-b-Blair
    @It-b-Blair Рік тому

    “El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time
    Fantastic video again
    have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach?
    And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍

  • @JDalkiii85
    @JDalkiii85 Рік тому

    “This aggression will not stand, MAN!!!”

  • @icebergpreservation5164
    @icebergpreservation5164 2 роки тому +3

    Definitely a green russian

  • @WD.909
    @WD.909 2 роки тому +4

    I made this a few months ago thinking it would be tasty seeing it requires heavy cream and coffee, but it was as gross as it sounds.

  • @zenergetic_8299
    @zenergetic_8299 2 роки тому +2

    We need a Mai-Tai. Malortai

  • @catherinegalloway6821
    @catherinegalloway6821 2 роки тому +3

    Malört Tonic 👀

  • @djaric
    @djaric Рік тому

    You're out of your element! (with malort) 😆

  • @RobCamp-rmc_0
    @RobCamp-rmc_0 2 роки тому

    It’s unwieldy, but I propose it be called “the Dunkin’ cup I’ve been using as a trash can in my car for the last eleven days”

  • @raindegrey9429
    @raindegrey9429 Рік тому

    "it really tied the room together"

  • @cmsweitzer1
    @cmsweitzer1 2 роки тому +3

    Have we done a Mojito with Malort yet?

  • @philkelsen3872
    @philkelsen3872 Рік тому

    PV3 you certainly understand how to induce a gag reflex, purely through your body language!

  • @BigBear21740
    @BigBear21740 Рік тому

    Being from out east, I had no idea what Malort was. When you google it, It says that it's a famously challenging to drink with the flavor that includes notes of gasoline grapefruit sweet wax fire oil and bitters. It's the unofficial drink of Chicago? What the hell are you all doing out there?

  • @Idbuythatforadollar05
    @Idbuythatforadollar05 2 роки тому +1

    Corpse Reviver #2 with Malört instead of Gin

  • @13evilbunny666
    @13evilbunny666 2 роки тому +1

    How about naming it a "Chicago Russian in Winter".

  • @mikececconi2677
    @mikececconi2677 2 роки тому +2

    A Lebowski-ski.

  • @ymhwithkimtumi
    @ymhwithkimtumi Рік тому

    Aperol Spritz or Negroni. They have the same sneak-up aftertaste characteristic.

  • @thisguy4614
    @thisguy4614 2 роки тому +1

    Da Bears...? Because Chicago Bears, and Russian...Da. They both like bears. Da Big Lebearski, Da White Bear, Da Bear Tranquilizer, Da Bear Piss. Da Bears beats Battlestar Galactica.

  • @bryantq3740
    @bryantq3740 2 роки тому +1

    You poor dude… I’d want you to stop this madness but not before I come up with my suggestion for a drink… coming soon (maybe)

  • @jonstack8740
    @jonstack8740 2 роки тому +1

    Oh, I am entertained.

  • @TheDilettante
    @TheDilettante 2 роки тому +1

    where's my mai tai with Malort and topo Chico Mango?!?!

  • @numanuma20
    @numanuma20 Рік тому

    We need a old fashion with Malört.

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 8 місяців тому

      Swap the Malort for the bitters, not the whisky

  • @scottlife1697
    @scottlife1697 2 роки тому +1

    I say we call it "big mistake V15.0"

  • @youngtriton7252
    @youngtriton7252 2 роки тому +1

    Eligible names:
    Chernoble Disaster
    Nuclear Winter
    Red Dawn

  • @Paranitis
    @Paranitis 2 роки тому +1

    Oh who cares about the drink. Where'd you get that fantastic shirt? I don't even like button-ups, but I'd wear the shit out of that!

  • @ringding1000
    @ringding1000 2 роки тому +1

    I just happy I have Covid and not Malort in my gut.......

  • @jameshoopes6467
    @jameshoopes6467 2 роки тому +1

    Um… Where *precisely* did that stirrer come from? 😂

  • @cowboycole.4554
    @cowboycole.4554 2 роки тому +1

    Come onnn, malort sour, let's see it

  • @Savantrovert
    @Savantrovert 2 роки тому +1

    Also PVIII, White Chicagoan is not the preferred nomenclature. Windy-Anised Caucasian, please

  • @mdelles
    @mdelles 2 роки тому +1

    A Snowy Chicago?

  • @BoneistJ
    @BoneistJ 2 роки тому +2

    A Chicago with Creme