Topper's Rhum Review: Banana Vanilla Cinnamon (But Mostly Banana)

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  • @benbutz4900
    @benbutz4900 3 роки тому +481

    This is incredible. I found this man last week and have binged nearly every single one of his videos. The charisma. The sadness. The various debts. I love it.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 3 роки тому +7

      Lots of lore has developed that; for me has made this my fav channel.

    • @lovelessissimo
      @lovelessissimo 3 роки тому +9

      Welcome to the club.

    • @joeldgraff
      @joeldgraff 3 роки тому +11

      Welcome to PV3 nation!

    • @spepie9212
      @spepie9212 3 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the pv3 gang brother

    • @sampsondriedger2027
      @sampsondriedger2027 3 роки тому +5

      Welcome to PV3 nation. We are all here to hope and pray for PV3 together

  • @tylerhensley8193
    @tylerhensley8193 3 роки тому +180

    PV3, I got you. I am a licensed attorney in two states. First, I have to disclaim that family law varies based on the state in which the petition for divorce is filed and that this UA-cam comment does not constitute legal advice. Second, we would need to know when the divorce decree was issued. Third, we would need to know when you first began to work on these episodes in relation to the decree of divorce. Finally, I absolutely love your content and have been a subscriber from the start.

    • @milksplooge
      @milksplooge 3 роки тому +30

      Oh my god, please help our boy

    • @cowlec8761
      @cowlec8761 3 роки тому +8

      I love this guy!

    • @MikeMike-er7kn
      @MikeMike-er7kn 3 роки тому +7

      Good on ya, Tyler!

    • @Arrslicker
      @Arrslicker 3 роки тому +9

      I hope that this is the beginning of a great chapter in the lore.

    • @Mamadordeculosprofesional
      @Mamadordeculosprofesional 3 роки тому

      Holy fuck yess. I'd love my boy pv3 to be happy and successful and downing straight everclear or some awfully mediocre brand of rum with mike tyson or Snoop Dogg or Taylor Swift in a fancy sofa with a cute coffee table as a makeshift bar.

  • @daviduliana9950
    @daviduliana9950 3 роки тому +98

    PVIII, you are either living a very tragic story or you are a gifted story teller. My hat is off to you either way.

  • @MrGothicdream
    @MrGothicdream 3 роки тому +162

    The character development on PV3 is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen on YT 😭😭

  • @iamcool544
    @iamcool544 3 роки тому +198

    I genuinely dont know if he actually has legal trouble and is inflating it for the channel or not. I love it.

    • @evapunk333
      @evapunk333 3 роки тому +28

      He's an actor...but damn, he really makes you feel for him.

    • @robertgrantz6639
      @robertgrantz6639 3 роки тому +9

      Wondering if it's a way to not have to upload as frequently (there's only so much terrible alcohol one man can drink)

    • @roryjineffect
      @roryjineffect 3 роки тому +5

      @@robertgrantz6639 is there, though?

    • @jonhansen9622
      @jonhansen9622 3 роки тому +5

      @@robertgrantz6639 He appears to be spitting. No drinking during true tastings!

    • @nowjustgaming2036
      @nowjustgaming2036 3 роки тому +5

      @@evapunk333 that's what he wants you to think it's a double fake

  • @funkyspacecow
    @funkyspacecow 3 роки тому +49

    When they call you vanilla PVIII just remember that vanilla is one of the most expensive spices in the world. You have value, you vanilla, rat fingered, wine guy!

  • @jacobp339
    @jacobp339 3 роки тому +102

    The sadness in his eyes... The man knows pain.

  • @ShiftyDave84
    @ShiftyDave84 3 роки тому +95

    "Unemployed Wine Guy reviews Toilet Wine and various other Prison Liqueurs" is something I think PV3 nation would still get behind. Once you run out of the booze, there's all the prison food people make. And prison weapons... Any way it turns out, there's still content to be made! I personally think the rating system could even be tweaked for prison booze... a rating of "Would you prefer Malort, or this?" scale would be gold.

    • @Shadow-mk4wo
      @Shadow-mk4wo 3 роки тому +1

      i know this was a joke but i would actually enjoy watching him make and review prison food (not from prison though lmao),if you see this PV3 maybe consider it as a spin off

    • @Michelle-1
      @Michelle-1 3 роки тому +1

      soooo there is a subreddit for this: reddit.com/r/prisonhooch

    • @Shadow-mk4wo
      @Shadow-mk4wo 3 роки тому +1

      @@Michelle-1 omg the jug of pee lmao

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 3 роки тому

      Jail nachos would be a hilarious thing. Essentially ramen in a bag mixed with anything your cell mates have as pitch. Sometimes delicious (as far as county goes), sometimes weird. You get bored during lockdown. You have to try weird ingredients lol

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 3 роки тому +37

    The best part of this channel is that you can't be sure whether or not any of it is a bit

  • @FirstNameLastName-di7wk
    @FirstNameLastName-di7wk 3 роки тому +39

    "Rat-fingered Vanilla Lover" sounds like an awesome band name

  • @qisaba4359
    @qisaba4359 3 роки тому +45

    Prescott you got us and we won't leave you

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 3 роки тому +38

    "Well I guess I'll use my rat fingers to open this" is actually the traditional thing for sommeliers to say when bringing a bottle to your table.
    ...also is anyone else starting to suspect that PV3 might have a little more to do with Dean's absence than he's letting on?

    • @drjoshuamc
      @drjoshuamc 3 роки тому

      Ooooh, don’t you make me suspect this man in any foul play. Don’t put that evil on him. Haha, great fan theory.

  • @thefuzzman
    @thefuzzman 3 роки тому +70

    Reheating Leftovers with PV3 sounds amazing! When is the first episode?

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 3 роки тому +60

    "You're all I have." We know, Prescott...we know.

  • @monroefarmer09
    @monroefarmer09 3 роки тому +47

    This ep is an absolute banger
    Edit: for all the Hide the Pain Harold energy

  • @miked6036
    @miked6036 3 роки тому +47

    I'm not sure if this is all an act or if pv3 is in actual trouble, but I do know that all this is better than what's on tv right now.

  • @abpenningtonmusic
    @abpenningtonmusic 3 роки тому +5

    Man you really struck a balance between the comedy aspect of this series and actual review aspect of this series with this episode really really good I laughed genuinely

  • @claud1961
    @claud1961 3 роки тому +29

    "rat-fingered vanilla lover' made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. I considered demanding reparations but what he could give me I could find for free in a dumpster.

  • @TXBHenleyFan
    @TXBHenleyFan 3 роки тому +19

    You are my fav dude! Who cares if Abby’s oiling down some bronzed god on a tropical beach when you’ve got kinda’ rum to sip on! Give old Chadwick a call! That will make for a great video!

  • @Loveydovey199
    @Loveydovey199 3 роки тому

    This man is amazing. Jesus PV3, you go hard for us

  • @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz
    @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz 3 роки тому +7

    I hope at some point we get a blooper reel down the line

  • @teekatze8577
    @teekatze8577 3 роки тому +1

    I love the bowl of potatoes on the bottom right of the screen that's adorned with one avocado and one lime. Lots of stuff going on there.

  • @dudewithaface32
    @dudewithaface32 3 роки тому

    This is definitely one of your best videos. Keep this format and comments. Hilarious

  • @brycejarrells16
    @brycejarrells16 3 роки тому +60

    I'd unironically watch a guy reheat food on his dashboard and eat it.

    • @RustyWrencher449
      @RustyWrencher449 3 роки тому

      I worked with a guy that would heat his lunch up everyday with the truck's defroster. Even on a 90° day, while at a job, he would have the windows closed with the heat blasting. You'd open the truck and heat would pour out....it was hot enough to melt cheese though lol

  • @sirsage3311
    @sirsage3311 3 роки тому +9

    It's been a few hours and nobody created the name Ratfingered Vanilla Lover. I'm impressed, honestly.

  • @lilitulee
    @lilitulee 3 роки тому +14

    'Put my cars engine on blast, in this rental garage, so I can finally spend some time in paradise'

    • @Tumblehill
      @Tumblehill 3 роки тому +1

      What’s the time stamp for that?

    • @jnavave
      @jnavave 3 роки тому

      Well, sounds like "unliving"

  • @MyRumDiaries
    @MyRumDiaries Рік тому

    Reviewing the Spiced one tonight actually quite excited. Would love to try this one too.

  • @Magz66ify
    @Magz66ify 3 роки тому

    omg I've only just discovered this channel recently and I'm soooo glad I did. You crack me up dude! 😂😂😂

  • @chrisborges80
    @chrisborges80 3 роки тому +1

    FYI… Topper has many different flavors of Rhum , at various alcohol contents ( I’ve tried many of them) Topper himself is one hell of a guy and his establishments are favorite spots for locals and tourists… so yes… I’m giving Topper and his Rhum a good review

  • @CeltCanCook
    @CeltCanCook 3 роки тому +4

    "Dean's friends and family's fearing the worst." Oh....oh no...the PV3 mythos has taken a VERY dark turn...and I'm all onboard to watch the inevitable trainwreck....well, me and my decanter of scotch.

  • @jaimebibelot4398
    @jaimebibelot4398 3 роки тому +4

    I use to maybe think he was using a greenscreen sometimes but now I'm sure he's not.
    Sidenote: can anyone make out what written on the sink note?

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 роки тому +1

    Always feeling enlightened and educated by your videos, Skaven King PV3 🤴

  • @Slash2xx
    @Slash2xx 3 роки тому

    You know you have a winner when people can not tell if you really need a lawyer in the comments section. Good stuff man.

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 3 роки тому +4

    Pv3 does dashboard leftovers? I'm in

  • @marshallfogg537
    @marshallfogg537 3 роки тому

    You deserve to blow up. It seems you are getting there, keep it up.

  • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
    @chimblemasterofchimney4771 3 роки тому +37

    I feel like "rhum" would be pronounced like "room," because of how the "rhu" in "rhubarb" is pronounced.

    • @jamarleatherbury
      @jamarleatherbury 3 роки тому +5

      And I feel like you are correct

    • @NoctisIgnem
      @NoctisIgnem 3 роки тому

      But it's spelled and spoken as rum, like in rummaging

    • @jamarleatherbury
      @jamarleatherbury 3 роки тому

      @@NoctisIgnem yea I think we got that part tho "rhum" can't be spelled "rum" it can be spoken that way

  • @timhiers3617
    @timhiers3617 3 роки тому +10

    There sure is a lot of fresh produce in absentee Dean's kitchen, who has supposedly "been gone for a while".

    • @Con5tantine
      @Con5tantine 3 роки тому

      ....did PV3 kill him? 😧

    • @michaelo5665
      @michaelo5665 3 роки тому +7

      A dead man cant cancel their hello fresh subscription.

  • @ianschleh8488
    @ianschleh8488 3 роки тому +2

    I’m not sure which wall he just broke - but we are all now part of the lore

  • @anthonycurby4606
    @anthonycurby4606 3 роки тому +25

    She already left you before this started, she ain't entitled to a penny of these proceeds.

  • @nathandotson3193
    @nathandotson3193 3 роки тому

    I wanted to try this but the liquor stores in my area didn’t have it

  • @joegideon8461
    @joegideon8461 3 роки тому +5

    Unemployedwineguy is my favorite daytime drama

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter 3 роки тому +5

    There are more of us here with you PV than there ever will be with her

  • @lucywarmbrodt3353
    @lucywarmbrodt3353 3 роки тому

    Protect. This. Man. AT ALL COSTS.

  • @travisvalentine9012
    @travisvalentine9012 3 роки тому +4

    Abbey is coming for the channel?! PV3 nation, rise!

  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST 3 роки тому +6

    Ah I see that he was kicked out of the Dave and Buster's restroom and now camping in a Home Depot kitchen display area.

    • @StAustin101
      @StAustin101 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnnycajon4858 is it?

  • @mcverhoog
    @mcverhoog 3 роки тому

    Toppers is from the Dutch part of sint Maarten not the Frensh, also topper means someone who is at very good at something if you were interested.

  • @ringding1000
    @ringding1000 3 роки тому +4

    "Rating this Tropical Depression" Oh PV3 you smooth tongued Pretty average Vanilla guy! No one but you could quickly run a cell block.

  • @EliseLogan
    @EliseLogan 3 роки тому +20

    Someone put out a call to DJ at Legal Eagle!

  • @idlevalley
    @idlevalley 3 роки тому +18

    You have full creative rights. At most, you'd face defamation of character charges against Abby and other relatives (assuming you're using their actual names). Copy right laws and creative licenses are pretty easy, you could easily represent yourself with a bit of research. However, having literally anyone with a law degree represent you would get you favor with a judge.

    • @idlevalley
      @idlevalley 3 роки тому +4

      Hell, why not. I'll add more legal advice. These videos would only count as libel in a defamation charge if the claims you made are false. Regardless, you as the defendant have the burden of proof (you would need to prove that everything you said was true). If the other characters are based of real people, you should add a disclaimer at the end of your videos. At least something like "the names have been changed..." sort of line. As for creative rights, I don't even know what to say without hearing their case. From my perspective, they have nothing.

    • @kasag37
      @kasag37 3 роки тому +1

      @@idlevalley right on my man..lookin out for PV3 ..you sir (or mam) are one of the good ones

    • @javasoccernut
      @javasoccernut 3 роки тому +1

      It ain't defamation if it all true

  • @garrettpeek3551
    @garrettpeek3551 3 роки тому

    I want to see Dashboard Banana Pancakes!!

  • @labraderp
    @labraderp 3 роки тому

    You can't just gently utter "You're all I have" and then immediately go into taste tests, my heart can't process feelings that fast

  • @dangelernter6095
    @dangelernter6095 3 роки тому +6

    We need to get this man a lawyer

  • @northroadproductionsvt
    @northroadproductionsvt 3 роки тому

    This is one of my favorite episodes. We got your back, PV3.

  • @valiantabello
    @valiantabello 3 роки тому +1

    He's moved in!! There's fruit and a knife set! How long until they find him???

  • @treyreppe4348
    @treyreppe4348 3 роки тому

    Guest appearance on or of Legal Eagle?

  • @MrTheBigNoze
    @MrTheBigNoze 3 роки тому

    How did you get into Dean's house?

  • @Hanimex.
    @Hanimex. 3 роки тому +3

    Wow, 2 weeks since the last video. Been washing dishes at Dave and Buster's?

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +15

    Also, if he doesn't post for several months somebody call a lawyer.

  • @ChrisTopher-xu2dh
    @ChrisTopher-xu2dh 3 роки тому

    I’m going to law school now so I can defend this American hero!

  • @kathyerickson9402
    @kathyerickson9402 3 роки тому

    Might I suggest another way to enhance the car/beach experience? A cat box, filled with litter (clean, if possible) beneath your feet can be a lovely substitute for digging your toes into the Caribbean sand. And if you heat it up, on your dashboard first...well, you may as well plant your (drinks) umbrella and lay out the old beach towel. Ahhh...

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 3 роки тому +1

    I didn't know Spittoon had a child. Shot Glass is so cute!

  • @TorkildKahrs
    @TorkildKahrs 3 роки тому

    Did you get a new camera? Video quality seems crisper. Like a young riesling.

  • @plepgeat
    @plepgeat 3 роки тому

    I'm a lawyer, PV - and I'll be your huckleberry.

  • @srh667
    @srh667 3 роки тому +4

    Plain Vanilla 3?

  • @arcticfox6194
    @arcticfox6194 3 роки тому

    PV3. V for vanilla

  • @DougTheFresh
    @DougTheFresh 3 роки тому +4

    #FinallyFree

  • @Brandon-q2y6m
    @Brandon-q2y6m 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for the great review! My mind keeps thinking, can i trust a man who thinks snacking fruits consist of bananas, peaches, avocados and mini potatoes... or maybe Chadwick should have the courtesy to stage these rental properties a little bit better for you :)

  • @Mike-zm8ry
    @Mike-zm8ry 3 роки тому

    Best episode yet lol

  • @compub3ar
    @compub3ar 3 роки тому

    As a resident of Quebec, the most accurate translation of 'orgy' to French would be 'beaucoup de plaisir avec les gros au buffet'

  • @bucasbagler3082
    @bucasbagler3082 3 роки тому

    I'm not gonna lie. Your commentary really puts a damper in my mood. I still come back to you though... is that how you feel?

  • @BeelerzebubSA
    @BeelerzebubSA 3 роки тому +1

    Are we going to get a Legal Eagle crossover?

  • @damianlloyd4904
    @damianlloyd4904 3 роки тому

    Dashboard reheat spinoff. Would be a good name for it would be Dashing heat cafe.

  • @soopaman2
    @soopaman2 3 роки тому

    You should review a southern favorite, you can find it on the floor in any gas station mens room. I am not sure it is alcoholic, but I am willing to guess it used to be. It sounds nasty but I seen you drink Thunderbird, it would be a step up.

  • @jamessm4401
    @jamessm4401 3 роки тому +1

    Btw there are real cookbooks that showed you how and where to place food on an engine block to cook it while you drive.

  • @joeldgraff
    @joeldgraff 3 роки тому +3

    PV3 is getting too comfortable in unemployment! A v-neck!? What happened to the Robert Graham button ups?

    • @eario9244
      @eario9244 3 роки тому

      You can only clean a shirt under a garden hose for so long.

  • @TheBxo
    @TheBxo 3 роки тому +4

    Just let her go, man. Let her go.

  • @ashaneomacattack
    @ashaneomacattack 3 роки тому

    Did PV3 do a murder??

  • @WD.909
    @WD.909 3 роки тому

    Who is dean though

  • @BobaSlayer34
    @BobaSlayer34 3 роки тому

    Prescott's face looks like he's been on vacation in the Caribbean

  • @tylerpeterson4726
    @tylerpeterson4726 3 роки тому

    Vanilla is an exotic tropical orchid that everyone loves, I see nothing wrong with being vanilla.

  • @dumbbellenjoyer
    @dumbbellenjoyer 3 роки тому +10

    It feels odd to hear a sommelier say the word "banana" for some reason.

    • @borisvandruff7532
      @borisvandruff7532 3 роки тому

      The French word is “banane” (pronounced bah-NAHN). More cultured.

  • @M64sounds
    @M64sounds 3 роки тому

    Try Misunderstood Ginger Whiskey

  • @jdwilliams518
    @jdwilliams518 3 роки тому

    I'm not a lawyer but I was an extra in a beer commercial once.. I'm sure I can wing it...

  • @ScottLHarris
    @ScottLHarris 3 роки тому

    #finally free, rat fingered vanilla lover…I continue to chuckle as I write this. Where else are you gonna get this kind of gold? Just…wow LOL Keep up the incredible work brother you are killing it:)

  • @mellowcornpapi2305
    @mellowcornpapi2305 3 роки тому

    Try Mellow Corn!

  • @TheCastelloCodger
    @TheCastelloCodger 3 роки тому

    I read a few Hardy Boys books once.

  • @alanna2606
    @alanna2606 3 роки тому +2

    Currently watching from the beach. You are welcome to join… for solidarity, of course.

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 роки тому

    Edit: OH! UWG belongs to US! Not her! The two of yous are already split, and she gets the alimony from what you had before the split; anything afterwards is yours!
    Ménage trois!
    (Is orgy in french... Right? Also there three flavors in that booze, so that matches too yes? 😁)

  • @PNM_79
    @PNM_79 3 роки тому +2

    This character is hilarious!

    • @robertl6196
      @robertl6196 3 роки тому

      Are you sure it's a character.........?

  • @soigotthisnewanimeplot3162
    @soigotthisnewanimeplot3162 3 роки тому

    No way he had anything to do with Dean's disappearance right? Right??

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter 2 роки тому

    *Ralph Voice* GO BANANA!

  • @plsb0ss504
    @plsb0ss504 3 роки тому +4

    Yes, I would watch a video of you re-heating someone else's leftovers on your car dashboard. Please do it.

  • @michaelhuey4187
    @michaelhuey4187 3 роки тому

    I’m not really an attorney, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that count?🤔😳🤪😵‍💫

  • @Mel.H_
    @Mel.H_ 3 роки тому

    "I think I better call Sal" HAHAHA

  • @killroy255
    @killroy255 3 роки тому +7

    You act like I'm not on a gov watchlist

  • @ippolitius
    @ippolitius 3 роки тому

    Reheating on dashboard works best in AZ.

  • @LadyAnuB
    @LadyAnuB 3 роки тому

    I'll send you a #12 Ground Beef with Spiced Sauce MRE for your Reheating Leftovers series. It's good heated up on a 5-ton truck hood with some mild hot sauce so dashboard heating should be A-ok here. (Use generic hot sauce bought at your local "bents and dents" grocery store.)

  • @julietwotrees5665
    @julietwotrees5665 3 роки тому

    Hell yeah I’ll watch that.

  • @martinlehtonen
    @martinlehtonen 2 роки тому +1

    Prescott, I'm sorry about Abbys comments about your rat fingers. I like your fingers. I bet there are others out there who like your rat fingers aswell.

  • @ericflowers2146
    @ericflowers2146 3 роки тому

    Kept a corndog warm in the windshield yesterday actually.