Topper's Rhum Review: Banana Vanilla Cinnamon (But Mostly Banana)
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- A certain special lady seems to be enjoying herself on vacation, so I thought I'd enjoy some Caribbean flavor too!
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This is incredible. I found this man last week and have binged nearly every single one of his videos. The charisma. The sadness. The various debts. I love it.
Lots of lore has developed that; for me has made this my fav channel.
Welcome to the club.
Welcome to PV3 nation!
Welcome to the pv3 gang brother
Welcome to PV3 nation. We are all here to hope and pray for PV3 together
PVIII, you are either living a very tragic story or you are a gifted story teller. My hat is off to you either way.
The character development on PV3 is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen on YT 😭😭
No one is doing it like this by far
PV3, I got you. I am a licensed attorney in two states. First, I have to disclaim that family law varies based on the state in which the petition for divorce is filed and that this UA-cam comment does not constitute legal advice. Second, we would need to know when the divorce decree was issued. Third, we would need to know when you first began to work on these episodes in relation to the decree of divorce. Finally, I absolutely love your content and have been a subscriber from the start.
Oh my god, please help our boy
I love this guy!
Good on ya, Tyler!
I hope that this is the beginning of a great chapter in the lore.
Holy fuck yess. I'd love my boy pv3 to be happy and successful and downing straight everclear or some awfully mediocre brand of rum with mike tyson or Snoop Dogg or Taylor Swift in a fancy sofa with a cute coffee table as a makeshift bar.
When they call you vanilla PVIII just remember that vanilla is one of the most expensive spices in the world. You have value, you vanilla, rat fingered, wine guy!
The sadness in his eyes... The man knows pain.
I genuinely dont know if he actually has legal trouble and is inflating it for the channel or not. I love it.
He's an actor...but damn, he really makes you feel for him.
Wondering if it's a way to not have to upload as frequently (there's only so much terrible alcohol one man can drink)
@@robertgrantz6639 is there, though?
@@robertgrantz6639 He appears to be spitting. No drinking during true tastings!
@@evapunk333 that's what he wants you to think it's a double fake
"Rat-fingered Vanilla Lover" sounds like an awesome band name
The best part of this channel is that you can't be sure whether or not any of it is a bit
"Unemployed Wine Guy reviews Toilet Wine and various other Prison Liqueurs" is something I think PV3 nation would still get behind. Once you run out of the booze, there's all the prison food people make. And prison weapons... Any way it turns out, there's still content to be made! I personally think the rating system could even be tweaked for prison booze... a rating of "Would you prefer Malort, or this?" scale would be gold.
i know this was a joke but i would actually enjoy watching him make and review prison food (not from prison though lmao),if you see this PV3 maybe consider it as a spin off
soooo there is a subreddit for this: reddit.com/r/prisonhooch
@@Michelle-1 omg the jug of pee lmao
Jail nachos would be a hilarious thing. Essentially ramen in a bag mixed with anything your cell mates have as pitch. Sometimes delicious (as far as county goes), sometimes weird. You get bored during lockdown. You have to try weird ingredients lol
Prescott you got us and we won't leave you
This ep is an absolute banger
Edit: for all the Hide the Pain Harold energy
"You're all I have." We know, Prescott...we know.
Reheating Leftovers with PV3 sounds amazing! When is the first episode?
I’d definitely tune in!
"Well I guess I'll use my rat fingers to open this" is actually the traditional thing for sommeliers to say when bringing a bottle to your table.
...also is anyone else starting to suspect that PV3 might have a little more to do with Dean's absence than he's letting on?
Ooooh, don’t you make me suspect this man in any foul play. Don’t put that evil on him. Haha, great fan theory.
I'd unironically watch a guy reheat food on his dashboard and eat it.
I worked with a guy that would heat his lunch up everyday with the truck's defroster. Even on a 90° day, while at a job, he would have the windows closed with the heat blasting. You'd open the truck and heat would pour out....it was hot enough to melt cheese though lol
"rat-fingered vanilla lover' made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. I considered demanding reparations but what he could give me I could find for free in a dumpster.
I'm not sure if this is all an act or if pv3 is in actual trouble, but I do know that all this is better than what's on tv right now.
Big Facts
I hope at some point we get a blooper reel down the line
You are my fav dude! Who cares if Abby’s oiling down some bronzed god on a tropical beach when you’ve got kinda’ rum to sip on! Give old Chadwick a call! That will make for a great video!
Unemployedwineguy is my favorite daytime drama
Man you really struck a balance between the comedy aspect of this series and actual review aspect of this series with this episode really really good I laughed genuinely
'Put my cars engine on blast, in this rental garage, so I can finally spend some time in paradise'
What’s the time stamp for that?
Well, sounds like "unliving"
It's been a few hours and nobody created the name Ratfingered Vanilla Lover. I'm impressed, honestly.
"Dean's friends and family's fearing the worst." Oh....oh no...the PV3 mythos has taken a VERY dark turn...and I'm all onboard to watch the inevitable trainwreck....well, me and my decanter of scotch.
There sure is a lot of fresh produce in absentee Dean's kitchen, who has supposedly "been gone for a while".
....did PV3 kill him? 😧
A dead man cant cancel their hello fresh subscription.
She already left you before this started, she ain't entitled to a penny of these proceeds.
*buzzer noises*
I feel like "rhum" would be pronounced like "room," because of how the "rhu" in "rhubarb" is pronounced.
And I feel like you are correct
But it's spelled and spoken as rum, like in rummaging
@@NoctisIgnem yea I think we got that part tho "rhum" can't be spelled "rum" it can be spoken that way
I use to maybe think he was using a greenscreen sometimes but now I'm sure he's not.
Sidenote: can anyone make out what written on the sink note?
I’m not sure which wall he just broke - but we are all now part of the lore
Abbey is coming for the channel?! PV3 nation, rise!
There are more of us here with you PV than there ever will be with her
Always feeling enlightened and educated by your videos, Skaven King PV3 🤴
This is definitely one of your best videos. Keep this format and comments. Hilarious
Ah I see that he was kicked out of the Dave and Buster's restroom and now camping in a Home Depot kitchen display area.
@@johnnycajon4858 is it?
FYI… Topper has many different flavors of Rhum , at various alcohol contents ( I’ve tried many of them) Topper himself is one hell of a guy and his establishments are favorite spots for locals and tourists… so yes… I’m giving Topper and his Rhum a good review
"Rating this Tropical Depression" Oh PV3 you smooth tongued Pretty average Vanilla guy! No one but you could quickly run a cell block.
omg I've only just discovered this channel recently and I'm soooo glad I did. You crack me up dude! 😂😂😂
Someone put out a call to DJ at Legal Eagle!
Legal eagle is garbage, so no.
We have like 10 better youtube lawyers.
Wow, 2 weeks since the last video. Been washing dishes at Dave and Buster's?
We need to get this man a lawyer
And a girlfriend.
I love the bowl of potatoes on the bottom right of the screen that's adorned with one avocado and one lime. Lots of stuff going on there.
Reviewing the Spiced one tonight actually quite excited. Would love to try this one too.
Also, if he doesn't post for several months somebody call a lawyer.
Call the cops first
mortician
Jail juice episode will be epic.
@@bridgetstoli2347 good heavens, not pruno!
You have full creative rights. At most, you'd face defamation of character charges against Abby and other relatives (assuming you're using their actual names). Copy right laws and creative licenses are pretty easy, you could easily represent yourself with a bit of research. However, having literally anyone with a law degree represent you would get you favor with a judge.
Hell, why not. I'll add more legal advice. These videos would only count as libel in a defamation charge if the claims you made are false. Regardless, you as the defendant have the burden of proof (you would need to prove that everything you said was true). If the other characters are based of real people, you should add a disclaimer at the end of your videos. At least something like "the names have been changed..." sort of line. As for creative rights, I don't even know what to say without hearing their case. From my perspective, they have nothing.
@@idlevalley right on my man..lookin out for PV3 ..you sir (or mam) are one of the good ones
It ain't defamation if it all true
Thank you for the great review! My mind keeps thinking, can i trust a man who thinks snacking fruits consist of bananas, peaches, avocados and mini potatoes... or maybe Chadwick should have the courtesy to stage these rental properties a little bit better for you :)
This is one of my favorite episodes. We got your back, PV3.
This man is amazing. Jesus PV3, you go hard for us
You deserve to blow up. It seems you are getting there, keep it up.
I didn't know Spittoon had a child. Shot Glass is so cute!
Pv3 does dashboard leftovers? I'm in
You know you have a winner when people can not tell if you really need a lawyer in the comments section. Good stuff man.
PV3 is getting too comfortable in unemployment! A v-neck!? What happened to the Robert Graham button ups?
You can only clean a shirt under a garden hose for so long.
Might I suggest another way to enhance the car/beach experience? A cat box, filled with litter (clean, if possible) beneath your feet can be a lovely substitute for digging your toes into the Caribbean sand. And if you heat it up, on your dashboard first...well, you may as well plant your (drinks) umbrella and lay out the old beach towel. Ahhh...
You can't just gently utter "You're all I have" and then immediately go into taste tests, my heart can't process feelings that fast
He's moved in!! There's fruit and a knife set! How long until they find him???
Best episode yet lol
Hell yeah I’ll watch that.
As a resident of Quebec, the most accurate translation of 'orgy' to French would be 'beaucoup de plaisir avec les gros au buffet'
#finallyfree
#FinallyFree
Currently watching from the beach. You are welcome to join… for solidarity, of course.
Vanilla is an exotic tropical orchid that everyone loves, I see nothing wrong with being vanilla.
Just let her go, man. Let her go.
Protect. This. Man. AT ALL COSTS.
Dashboard reheat spinoff. Would be a good name for it would be Dashing heat cafe.
I wanted to try this but the liquor stores in my area didn’t have it
I'm not gonna lie. Your commentary really puts a damper in my mood. I still come back to you though... is that how you feel?
Btw there are real cookbooks that showed you how and where to place food on an engine block to cook it while you drive.
Toppers is from the Dutch part of sint Maarten not the Frensh, also topper means someone who is at very good at something if you were interested.
You should review a southern favorite, you can find it on the floor in any gas station mens room. I am not sure it is alcoholic, but I am willing to guess it used to be. It sounds nasty but I seen you drink Thunderbird, it would be a step up.
Are we going to get a Legal Eagle crossover?
I'll send you a #12 Ground Beef with Spiced Sauce MRE for your Reheating Leftovers series. It's good heated up on a 5-ton truck hood with some mild hot sauce so dashboard heating should be A-ok here. (Use generic hot sauce bought at your local "bents and dents" grocery store.)
You act like I'm not on a gov watchlist
Yes, I would watch a video of you re-heating someone else's leftovers on your car dashboard. Please do it.
Dumpster Diving with PVIII!!!
It feels odd to hear a sommelier say the word "banana" for some reason.
The French word is “banane” (pronounced bah-NAHN). More cultured.
This character is hilarious!
Are you sure it's a character.........?
Kept a corndog warm in the windshield yesterday actually.
Damn this episode got vulnerable.
Reheating leftovers on your car dashboard is a legitimate strat in Phoenix AZ
I read a few Hardy Boys books once.
So, what I'm hearing is there could be a Legal Eagle crossover in the future?
I want to see Dashboard Banana Pancakes!!
*Ralph Voice* GO BANANA!
Try Mellow Corn!
I was working in west Texas before the "Vid" hit and would routinely warm lunch on the dash. Not my proudest moments.
Did you get a new camera? Video quality seems crisper. Like a young riesling.
Edit: OH! UWG belongs to US! Not her! The two of yous are already split, and she gets the alimony from what you had before the split; anything afterwards is yours!
Ménage trois!
(Is orgy in french... Right? Also there three flavors in that booze, so that matches too yes? 😁)
I picked up that Ancho Reyes from your episode! Shit is delicious
Reheating on dashboard works best in AZ.
"I think I better call Sal" HAHAHA
Guest appearance on or of Legal Eagle?
Try Misunderstood Ginger Whiskey
I seriously want PV3 to play a live action Jerry from Rick and Morty
Now I shall refer to you as "Prescot Vanilla 3".😁 Wow this episode was dark, hillarious also as per usual but so sad... 😯🍷
I'm not a lawyer but I was an extra in a beer commercial once.. I'm sure I can wing it...
Lol love it
Not the rum....uh I mean rhum
Daddy's back
I’m going to law school now so I can defend this American hero!