You were pontificating about the square bottle. I used to live near Lynchburg. There's nothing to do in the area, so whenever people were visiting, we often redid the distillery tour. The story told there is that the square bottle was a prohibition era throwback. The square bottle was less likely to roll out from under your seat when you were stopped by the police.
I'm not sure about that, the square bottle stands out on it's own and most people drinking jack (not at a bar) are sloughing it straight from the bottle :P
Since you're so great at getting back into the spirit of the story while you drink I highly recommend you play Red Dead Redemption II while drinking good old Jim Beam, straight out of the handle. Really makes you're morals and trigger finger go hog wild, just like the outlaws did.
"That could open up a gash!" Not going to elaborate, but the man's not wrong. Edit: Do you see what happens when you don't follow up an Earthquake review with an Aftershock review PV3? This smut gets top comment. Can't say I didn't warn you. (luv luv luv!) :l
Alright,PVIII, here’s a sobering 69 story. My mom had open-heart surgery on my birthday in 1969, which happened to be the day they walked on the moon. The sobering part? They stopped her surgery prep so she could see it in case she died on the table. Cheers, bro.
I'm going to be completely honest, this is the first video I've seen by this guy and I feel like I am missing out on a severe amount of backstory and baggage.
Speaking of coke: If Socrates organized a party and said to his students "bring some coke", Plato would have brought good old Coca-Cola, Aristotle would have brought Pepsi, And Diogenes would have brought cocaine.
Plato would have brought a big ol bottle of Coca-Cola. Aristotle would have brought a case of small Pepsi bottles. And Diogenese wouldve had a big ol case of cocaine addiction.
I appreciate you pointing out the anger present in JD. Might I also add the likelihood of nearly getting your entire party thrown out of Canada, right at the border, before you even enter the country. I don't drink JD while traveling anymore.
A night with Jack isn't complete until someone gets clocked with the bottle itself or there's an unlawful discharge of a firearm. Or maybe (also) you just come to in a puddle of your own puke
JD really needs to draw inspiration from this and come out with a limited edition bottle which incorporates finger and thumb grooves on the neck. Instant classic.
Jack Daniel actually died from blunt force from the corner of an object. Indirectly. He kicked a safe because he couldn't remember the combination, cut his toe, the toe developed gangrene, and he died.
@@johnnycajon4858 Bob was given a pair of shoes that were booby trapped with an injection to cause cancer, Bob died from assassination after already being shot by assassins and still going onstage same day
I once got in to a 69 in a field. We grabbed eachothers ankles, arched our backs and we rolled, rolled rolled rolled down the hill. No copulation occurred in this field.
I adore my Jack Daniels glasses I got in a Jack gift set box. You won’t find many Small Batch Barrel Select brands at bars in the middle of nowhere, but you will find Jack.
This one is easily one of my favorite out of all your videos. I feel like with each upload we get to know you more and more. PS please review fruit smash hard seltzer
Jack Daniels. The only liquor you can rely on when walking into a bar for the 1st time and don't know what cocktails or alcohol they serve. So you ask for a Jack straight or Jack&Coke.
I literally just started drinking two years ago at the age of 38, started out with red wines they were OK but once I tried my husbands whiskey with Coke I was hooked!! This stuff so good and it’s all I want to drink now… ❤️
I used to think that Spittoon was being forced to work. However, the more episodes I've watched, the more I realize that PV3 and Spittoon couldn't survive without one another.
"I'm positive that guy's dead." How much longer do you think it will be before PV3 gets arrested for manslaughter? Then we'd get "PV3 testing Jail Cell Toilet Wine." The episodes would take a dark turn, but PV3 nation will be ready for it!
@@seabear2494 I moved on from JB almost two decades ago. A fifth to myself ended up costing me getting chased by a crack hooker, hitting a fence with my truck, and trying to hit my friends with the bottle. Bourbon, Kentucky Whiskey, etc, is all foul. Scotch is just better that way.
Or...or.... built bridges under his cursed sorcery.. 1st date with one of my ex’s, we killed an entire bottle of jack. Ended the night in the backseat of her car.
Spiral all the way down 😂 reminds me of Rick James "let's go into the abyss!" Charlie Murphy: "I don't wanna go into the abyss!" Rick James _lives_ in the abyss, and he wants company... Sometimes.
One of my favorite bits of visiting the Jack Daniel Distillery some years ago was hearing about Jack Daniel's irritability and -- according to the company -- how it cost him his life in 1911. The guide took us into an office, pointed out an old safe on the floor, and went on to tell us that Jack Daniel had showed up early to work one morning in 1906. Having forgotten the combination to the safe, Jack kicked it in a fit of pique. The toe he broke became infected and was later amputated. He died from blood poisoning five years later, supposedly related to the amputated toe. That last is the part that makes me think it's a bit of a convenient fiction. due to the time between the injury and his death.
Might just go out on a limb here and proclaim that this might infact be my favourite UA-cam channel. Can't say the same for the hangover i got after drinking a whole bottle of this in one night, only supplementing with a 1.5 litre Coke. Needless to say, one of the bottle ran out while the other was still barely half-empty. Couldn't even stomach saltines the next morning without hurling out my insides. Ah yes, good ol Jacky.
I feel kinda bad to contribute to the spiral.. but god damn, this is what im here for!! The attention span was really slippin at the end... as well as the speech lmfao
My story of 69: The year 1969, the year of my birth when the Stonewall riot happened, Apollo 13 landed on the moon, Woodstock happened, and Sesame Street started. In geek news, UNIX was created in August of this year.
The reason it is square is so it doesn’t roll around on your floorboard
Easy handling on the road!
@@unemployedwineguy bad Scott!!
Never seems to fit in my cupholder tho, I’ve resorted to using a really long straw
LMAO 😆!!!
@@jakejaylee123 no, Great Scot!
I love you. You've inspired me to be an alcoholic.
My dad leaving did that for me
@@whiteroseentertainment551 Yikes
@@whiteroseentertainment551 my wife telling me to leave did it for me
@@squiremuldoon5462 my girlfriend hooking up with my brother did it for me
@@whiteroseentertainment551 not having a good childhood did it for me
"You want to see me spiral?"
Yes, yes I do.
wasted pv3 >
Thats why we are all here. To either watch him suffer or spiral. Both are fun.
"Why yes Jack Daniel's, I CAN take those three guys with matching leather jackets. I'll show them! You are so smart"
You were pontificating about the square bottle. I used to live near Lynchburg. There's nothing to do in the area, so whenever people were visiting, we often redid the distillery tour. The story told there is that the square bottle was a prohibition era throwback. The square bottle was less likely to roll out from under your seat when you were stopped by the police.
Ahhhh, Jack Daniels, the go-to drink for folks who break the law but can’t break convention
Well done, Sir! Well done. 🤘🧐🥃
I got 69th like.
I must admit I'm both proud and disappointed that my comment has more like than yours. Have a like.
Might be the fanciest glass that Jack has ever been drank from
On this side of the divorce, correct!
Oh, Snap!
I'm not sure about that, the square bottle stands out on it's own and most people drinking jack (not at a bar) are sloughing it straight from the bottle :P
@@gamingwithblaise3822 I'd hardly consider drinking straight from the bottle fancy, even if the glass looks nice or is well made
@@MrMakoto2 I was trying to be sarcastic, but suck at showing it in text lol
10% review, 90% snide comments. I love it
Since you're so great at getting back into the spirit of the story while you drink I highly recommend you play Red Dead Redemption II while drinking good old Jim Beam, straight out of the handle. Really makes you're morals and trigger finger go hog wild, just like the outlaws did.
Yes, PV3 could branch out into game reviews.
When I purchase a console, I shall do it!
Jim Beam and RDR2 sound like an amazing combo
@@unemployedwineguy I don't think you can run a TV, let alone a capture rig, out of a 12v car plug.
True. I got shit faced on whiskey playing RDR2 and felt so guilty the next day that I uninstalled it and created a whole new account...
"That could open up a gash!" Not going to elaborate, but the man's not wrong.
Edit: Do you see what happens when you don't follow up an Earthquake review with an Aftershock review PV3? This smut gets top comment. Can't say I didn't warn you. (luv luv luv!) :l
🤣🤣🤣
Pairs great with tacos!
I must concur
Opens my wife's nicely.
Do elaborate
Alright,PVIII, here’s a sobering 69 story. My mom had open-heart surgery on my birthday in 1969, which happened to be the day they walked on the moon. The sobering part? They stopped her surgery prep so she could see it in case she died on the table. Cheers, bro.
Yikes!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Holy crap that's dark. How is she?
I'm going to be completely honest, this is the first video I've seen by this guy and I feel like I am missing out on a severe amount of backstory and baggage.
It's an epic backstory, well worth discovering.
Gave it that authentic Jack Daniels vibe.
Speaking of coke:
If Socrates organized a party and said to his students "bring some coke",
Plato would have brought good old Coca-Cola,
Aristotle would have brought Pepsi,
And Diogenes would have brought cocaine.
That's a very cynical joke.
Plato would have brought a big ol bottle of Coca-Cola.
Aristotle would have brought a case of small Pepsi bottles.
And Diogenese wouldve had a big ol case of cocaine addiction.
Rowan Witt; "There is no coke."
Can someone explain 😅
Aristotle you bastard.... THAT is why i do not dislike you.
"I do it for the pain" Perfect!
Glad someone else appreciated that part lmao
I appreciate you pointing out the anger present in JD. Might I also add the likelihood of nearly getting your entire party thrown out of Canada, right at the border, before you even enter the country. I don't drink JD while traveling anymore.
Seems like good advice!
A night with Jack isn't complete until someone gets clocked with the bottle itself or there's an unlawful discharge of a firearm. Or maybe (also) you just come to in a puddle of your own puke
JD really needs to draw inspiration from this and come out with a limited edition bottle which incorporates finger and thumb grooves on the neck. Instant classic.
“So, who would be drinking this, NOBODY! This one is mine.” 👍 Great video.
Jack Daniel actually died from blunt force from the corner of an object. Indirectly. He kicked a safe because he couldn't remember the combination, cut his toe, the toe developed gangrene, and he died.
You mean he died because he wouldn't cut off something he didn't need.
@@HolyKhaaaaan then you could argue Bob Marley died for that same reason.
@@johnnycajon4858 yeah I already know that, hence why my comment meant that both him and Jack Daniel could have lived if they cut off a toe.
@@johnnycajon4858 Bob was given a pair of shoes that were booby trapped with an injection to cause cancer, Bob died from assassination after already being shot by assassins and still going onstage same day
duudde I always watch your vids whenever I drink by myself. it feels like as if I am actually drinking with someone
I once got in to a 69 in a field. We grabbed eachothers ankles, arched our backs and we rolled, rolled rolled rolled down the hill. No copulation occurred in this field.
Post that vid lol!
I adore my Jack Daniels glasses I got in a Jack gift set box. You won’t find many Small Batch Barrel Select brands at bars in the middle of nowhere, but you will find Jack.
this is the most underrated hilarious yt channel ever
Absolutely!! I love him!
I know he just made his debut, but I miss Prescatt Van Meyer already
This one is easily one of my favorite out of all your videos. I feel like with each upload we get to know you more and more. PS please review fruit smash hard seltzer
I'll try to get my hands on it! And thank you for the kind words.
Of course you can use it as a weapon, Jack has your back. Until you need bail that is.
Nice pfp you got there
it's ok to hit someone with a bottle as long as you leave before the cops show up
... right?
@@andrewgarcia3136 Asking for a friend...right?
Jack Daniels. The only liquor you can rely on when walking into a bar for the 1st time and don't know what cocktails or alcohol they serve. So you ask for a Jack straight or Jack&Coke.
Is your name the drunk version of Dracula?!
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 .em ot thgir skooL
I patiently await the day that the rest of youtube sees you for the top tier quality content producer that you are.
Here's to our patience being rewarded one day!
@@unemployedwineguy keep it up man, you are genuinely funny in a unique way while also providing solid reviews.
I literally just started drinking two years ago at the age of 38, started out with red wines they were OK but once I tried my husbands whiskey with Coke I was hooked!! This stuff so good and it’s all I want to drink now… ❤️
I used to think that Spittoon was being forced to work. However, the more episodes I've watched, the more I realize that PV3 and Spittoon couldn't survive without one another.
"Open up a gash!"
Indeed sir. 😉
Tennessee boy here and everything you’ve said, I’ve seen 😂😂 gotta love No7
Not gonna lie, I would absolutely have PVIII as my wingman.
I’m rewatching some of these and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! PV3, you’re fantastic!❤
"I'm positive that guy's dead." How much longer do you think it will be before PV3 gets arrested for manslaughter? Then we'd get "PV3 testing Jail Cell Toilet Wine." The episodes would take a dark turn, but PV3 nation will be ready for it!
I am insulted by this insinuation, and have been trying to get some prison hooch for months now.
@@unemployedwineguy [deep belly laugh] Don't forget to do a bonus episode where you not only review the prison hooch, but show us how to make our own!
Classic review of a classic beverage from a very classic PV3.
Wow the lore on this one!
Back at it again with the slurry speech. My favorite!!
This might be my favorite review. Excellent video man.
🎶Breakin the law, Breakin the law🎶
I saw your everclear video first and now this. I love your humor and I’m going to be subscribed now. Keep it up 👍
I’ve had to swear off JD, many a bridges were burned under his cursed sorcery.
Did you move onto JB?
@@seabear2494 I moved on from JB almost two decades ago. A fifth to myself ended up costing me getting chased by a crack hooker, hitting a fence with my truck, and trying to hit my friends with the bottle. Bourbon, Kentucky Whiskey, etc, is all foul. Scotch is just better that way.
Or...or.... built bridges under his cursed sorcery.. 1st date with one of my ex’s, we killed an entire bottle of jack. Ended the night in the backseat of her car.
I would pair this with late night keg stands and man cave parkour
The formula IS working, keep it up it always cracks me up. Kinda like that bottle of whiskey could
No one: ...
PV3: "Jack me"
I literally did a spit take when he said that
off
“I do it for the pain” bro….I felt that..
"Be nice."
"Until it's time not to be nice." - Dalton
Yassssssss, Swayze FTW!
But what if somebody calls my mama a whore?
I really hope PV3 is sleeping at Dean's house after this and not trying to drive to under his usual snoozin' bridge.
"Pairs well with spandex, tattoos, and middle age misery."
I am 100% sure you did this because of my birthday cameo video and I love it! You're the best, PV3!!
Oh Prescott, you never disappoint! Good ol JD
This is better than most 10$ Whiskeys that you can find at a gas station.
Pro tip: want to cut down on the sugar even more? Mix with ice only. It's delicious.
Spiral all the way down 😂 reminds me of Rick James "let's go into the abyss!"
Charlie Murphy: "I don't wanna go into the abyss!"
Rick James _lives_ in the abyss, and he wants company... Sometimes.
Much love pv3. I know it's hard to see us from the bottom of your hole, but we are all watching and cheering for you. God bless
I think PV3 would try to talk his way out of a bar brawl; and would probably succeed.
I've done it many times on the mediterranean coast!
Such an underrated channel
PV3 gang let's goooo!
One of my favorite bits of visiting the Jack Daniel Distillery some years ago was hearing about Jack Daniel's irritability and -- according to the company -- how it cost him his life in 1911. The guide took us into an office, pointed out an old safe on the floor, and went on to tell us that Jack Daniel had showed up early to work one morning in 1906. Having forgotten the combination to the safe, Jack kicked it in a fit of pique. The toe he broke became infected and was later amputated. He died from blood poisoning five years later, supposedly related to the amputated toe.
That last is the part that makes me think it's a bit of a convenient fiction. due to the time between the injury and his death.
Been waiting sooo long for this😍
God, I love this man.
I approve of this message.
PV3 don't spiral for the fans, keep being you!
I love lore and stories as much as the next PV3 stan, but I feel like you didn't talk about what it tasted like as much in this review.
I mean, its Jack Daniels. Every American over the age of 23 knows what it tastes like
Jack tastes like a piece of charcoal soaked in rubbing alcohol and rolled around in sugar. There you go.
@@brownhues We all know what it tastes like. We want to know what PV3 thinks it tastes like.
"Sorry to get dark, just having a little Jack Daniel's here." lol
Great video as always, King, but can you please pet Prescat Van Meyer for me?
Might just go out on a limb here and proclaim that this might infact be my favourite UA-cam channel. Can't say the same for the hangover i got after drinking a whole bottle of this in one night, only supplementing with a 1.5 litre Coke. Needless to say, one of the bottle ran out while the other was still barely half-empty. Couldn't even stomach saltines the next morning without hurling out my insides. Ah yes, good ol Jacky.
Everyone needs to use a spittoon with ol Jack. The elixir of bad devious.
We love you PV3!!!
Need to do the honey jack! Was I the only one who thought of Abbie when he mentioned the word gash???
This is probably the most professional a review of JD could ever be
Dude your channel is actually hilarious
You were smart to get the medium sized bottle. I believe you have to show a current or past domestic violence arrest to get the large one.
Simply Awesome.
I'm surprised this hadn't come sooner.
PV3 Naysh! I would follow you into that sweet JD darkness.
Jamison and Jamison black. My favorites
Best one yet!!
Love the review!!! You should review a rye whiskey.
All those fun bands and of course Mr Sinatra
I feel kinda bad to contribute to the spiral.. but god damn, this is what im here for!! The attention span was really slippin at the end... as well as the speech lmfao
Mr, Sir. I don't think that's a healthy amount of life drama. I'll be here for you
oh yeah btw happy 38th birthday Preston!
Jack Daniels single barrel-barrel proof is delicious
My story of 69: The year 1969, the year of my birth when the Stonewall riot happened, Apollo 13 landed on the moon, Woodstock happened, and Sesame Street started. In geek news, UNIX was created in August of this year.
Wasn't JD the drink of choice of Motorhed front man Lemmy Kilmister?
That.... Yeah, that's about right.
Knowing the people you know - Dean's not dead, he's fled the country.
I just want to see you in a lower place than I am so I don't feel so bad when I go to sleep
nice
Slayer huh? Great performance. Jack enhanced is a good look. I endorse you and Jack.
“Just one sip. My little seven year old body didn’t need much. Now I do…”
You did jack, now ya gotta do jim!
This man drank half a bottle of jack straight, for my entertainment, this is good stuff
Oh now you want a real drink. Did you just drink half a bottle of Jack?
So now we obviously need the spinoff week where PV3 reviews hair metal albums
Please review "Shout at the Devil by Motley Crue"
Move over Malort review… this one has everything. Regret, indigence, violence, motley crü, the promise of a tramp stamp. Jack Daniel’s wins… again.
I prefer 68, because I owe you one.
I feel like you’ve had a few before this and you swinging the bottle around made me very nervous. Gotta save the face! It’s the money maker.
"Abby always used to tease me and say that she was the only money maker around...hurt my feelings every time"
DO BOOTLEGGER~!
BOOOOOOOTLEGGERRRRR~!