Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey Review: It's Like Road House In Here!

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @haywoodjablomi7375
    @haywoodjablomi7375 3 роки тому +653

    The reason it is square is so it doesn’t roll around on your floorboard

  • @doreadmyusername
    @doreadmyusername 3 роки тому +494

    I love you. You've inspired me to be an alcoholic.

    • @whiteroseentertainment551
      @whiteroseentertainment551 3 роки тому +22

      My dad leaving did that for me

    • @feexy41
      @feexy41 3 роки тому +3

      @@whiteroseentertainment551 Yikes

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 3 роки тому +8

      @@whiteroseentertainment551 my wife telling me to leave did it for me

    • @whiteroseentertainment551
      @whiteroseentertainment551 3 роки тому +6

      @@squiremuldoon5462 my girlfriend hooking up with my brother did it for me

    • @fernandogranados8412
      @fernandogranados8412 3 роки тому +6

      @@whiteroseentertainment551 not having a good childhood did it for me

  • @viclarson2968
    @viclarson2968 3 роки тому +446

    "You want to see me spiral?"
    Yes, yes I do.

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 3 роки тому +10

      wasted pv3 >

    • @tarinindell8217
      @tarinindell8217 3 роки тому +10

      Thats why we are all here. To either watch him suffer or spiral. Both are fun.

  • @spiegel487
    @spiegel487 3 роки тому +330

    "Why yes Jack Daniel's, I CAN take those three guys with matching leather jackets. I'll show them! You are so smart"

  • @VestigialLung
    @VestigialLung 3 роки тому +74

    You were pontificating about the square bottle. I used to live near Lynchburg. There's nothing to do in the area, so whenever people were visiting, we often redid the distillery tour. The story told there is that the square bottle was a prohibition era throwback. The square bottle was less likely to roll out from under your seat when you were stopped by the police.

  • @BJCDavis2777
    @BJCDavis2777 3 роки тому +421

    Ahhhh, Jack Daniels, the go-to drink for folks who break the law but can’t break convention

    • @drewecantwell841
      @drewecantwell841 3 роки тому +6

      Well done, Sir! Well done. 🤘🧐🥃

    • @chaseman94
      @chaseman94 3 роки тому +3

      I got 69th like.

    • @jakeamato6761
      @jakeamato6761 3 роки тому +2

      I must admit I'm both proud and disappointed that my comment has more like than yours. Have a like.

  • @latentcc9448
    @latentcc9448 3 роки тому +338

    Might be the fanciest glass that Jack has ever been drank from

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +98

      On this side of the divorce, correct!

    • @tnleeo
      @tnleeo 3 роки тому +4

      Oh, Snap!

    • @gamingwithblaise3822
      @gamingwithblaise3822 3 роки тому +5

      I'm not sure about that, the square bottle stands out on it's own and most people drinking jack (not at a bar) are sloughing it straight from the bottle :P

    • @MrMakoto2
      @MrMakoto2 3 роки тому

      @@gamingwithblaise3822 I'd hardly consider drinking straight from the bottle fancy, even if the glass looks nice or is well made

    • @gamingwithblaise3822
      @gamingwithblaise3822 3 роки тому

      @@MrMakoto2 I was trying to be sarcastic, but suck at showing it in text lol

  • @mimikyoo
    @mimikyoo 3 роки тому +14

    10% review, 90% snide comments. I love it

  • @lucywarmbrodt3353
    @lucywarmbrodt3353 3 роки тому +103

    Since you're so great at getting back into the spirit of the story while you drink I highly recommend you play Red Dead Redemption II while drinking good old Jim Beam, straight out of the handle. Really makes you're morals and trigger finger go hog wild, just like the outlaws did.

    • @sleepy580
      @sleepy580 3 роки тому +15

      Yes, PV3 could branch out into game reviews.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +41

      When I purchase a console, I shall do it!

    • @Blueee51
      @Blueee51 3 роки тому +3

      Jim Beam and RDR2 sound like an amazing combo

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason 3 роки тому +1

      @@unemployedwineguy I don't think you can run a TV, let alone a capture rig, out of a 12v car plug.

    • @tonyfourpaws4511
      @tonyfourpaws4511 2 роки тому +1

      True. I got shit faced on whiskey playing RDR2 and felt so guilty the next day that I uninstalled it and created a whole new account...

  • @jakeamato6761
    @jakeamato6761 3 роки тому +280

    "That could open up a gash!" Not going to elaborate, but the man's not wrong.
    Edit: Do you see what happens when you don't follow up an Earthquake review with an Aftershock review PV3? This smut gets top comment. Can't say I didn't warn you. (luv luv luv!) :l

  • @colleenuchiyama4916
    @colleenuchiyama4916 3 роки тому +76

    Alright,PVIII, here’s a sobering 69 story. My mom had open-heart surgery on my birthday in 1969, which happened to be the day they walked on the moon. The sobering part? They stopped her surgery prep so she could see it in case she died on the table. Cheers, bro.

    • @robertl6196
      @robertl6196 3 роки тому +1

      Yikes!

    • @tastycar
      @tastycar 3 роки тому

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Piracanto
      @Piracanto 2 роки тому

      Holy crap that's dark. How is she?

  • @michaeltheisen
    @michaeltheisen 3 роки тому +79

    I'm going to be completely honest, this is the first video I've seen by this guy and I feel like I am missing out on a severe amount of backstory and baggage.

    • @brigandboy1425
      @brigandboy1425 2 роки тому +12

      It's an epic backstory, well worth discovering.

    • @RemyVonLion
      @RemyVonLion 2 роки тому +3

      Gave it that authentic Jack Daniels vibe.

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +121

    Speaking of coke:
    If Socrates organized a party and said to his students "bring some coke",
    Plato would have brought good old Coca-Cola,
    Aristotle would have brought Pepsi,
    And Diogenes would have brought cocaine.

    • @SteveWhipp
      @SteveWhipp 3 роки тому +10

      That's a very cynical joke.

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj 3 роки тому +10

      Plato would have brought a big ol bottle of Coca-Cola.
      Aristotle would have brought a case of small Pepsi bottles.
      And Diogenese wouldve had a big ol case of cocaine addiction.

    • @jakeamato6761
      @jakeamato6761 3 роки тому +1

      Rowan Witt; "There is no coke."

    • @explicit_dynamics
      @explicit_dynamics 3 роки тому +1

      Can someone explain 😅

    • @jamesbond3391
      @jamesbond3391 2 роки тому

      Aristotle you bastard.... THAT is why i do not dislike you.

  • @alx_the_worst
    @alx_the_worst 3 роки тому +16

    "I do it for the pain" Perfect!

    • @xepheres
      @xepheres 3 роки тому

      Glad someone else appreciated that part lmao

  • @Brew78
    @Brew78 3 роки тому +50

    I appreciate you pointing out the anger present in JD. Might I also add the likelihood of nearly getting your entire party thrown out of Canada, right at the border, before you even enter the country. I don't drink JD while traveling anymore.

  • @Savantrovert
    @Savantrovert 3 роки тому +97

    A night with Jack isn't complete until someone gets clocked with the bottle itself or there's an unlawful discharge of a firearm. Or maybe (also) you just come to in a puddle of your own puke

  • @urex1717
    @urex1717 4 місяці тому +1

    JD really needs to draw inspiration from this and come out with a limited edition bottle which incorporates finger and thumb grooves on the neck. Instant classic.

  • @tomd.benjamin762
    @tomd.benjamin762 3 роки тому +5

    “So, who would be drinking this, NOBODY! This one is mine.” 👍 Great video.

  • @R2Bl3nd
    @R2Bl3nd 3 роки тому +28

    Jack Daniel actually died from blunt force from the corner of an object. Indirectly. He kicked a safe because he couldn't remember the combination, cut his toe, the toe developed gangrene, and he died.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому

      You mean he died because he wouldn't cut off something he didn't need.

    • @R2Bl3nd
      @R2Bl3nd 3 роки тому

      @@HolyKhaaaaan then you could argue Bob Marley died for that same reason.

    • @R2Bl3nd
      @R2Bl3nd 3 роки тому

      @@johnnycajon4858 yeah I already know that, hence why my comment meant that both him and Jack Daniel could have lived if they cut off a toe.

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION 3 роки тому

      @@johnnycajon4858 Bob was given a pair of shoes that were booby trapped with an injection to cause cancer, Bob died from assassination after already being shot by assassins and still going onstage same day

  • @ValenThePowerful
    @ValenThePowerful 3 роки тому +4

    duudde I always watch your vids whenever I drink by myself. it feels like as if I am actually drinking with someone

  • @OkellaWood
    @OkellaWood 3 роки тому +31

    I once got in to a 69 in a field. We grabbed eachothers ankles, arched our backs and we rolled, rolled rolled rolled down the hill. No copulation occurred in this field.

  • @danf321
    @danf321 3 роки тому +2

    I adore my Jack Daniels glasses I got in a Jack gift set box. You won’t find many Small Batch Barrel Select brands at bars in the middle of nowhere, but you will find Jack.

  • @savo6649
    @savo6649 3 роки тому +4

    this is the most underrated hilarious yt channel ever

  • @Sunflorah
    @Sunflorah 3 роки тому +20

    I know he just made his debut, but I miss Prescatt Van Meyer already

  • @SpasticToast
    @SpasticToast 3 роки тому +12

    This one is easily one of my favorite out of all your videos. I feel like with each upload we get to know you more and more. PS please review fruit smash hard seltzer

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +4

      I'll try to get my hands on it! And thank you for the kind words.

  • @salvosam940
    @salvosam940 3 роки тому +19

    Of course you can use it as a weapon, Jack has your back. Until you need bail that is.

    • @EliaFlowers
      @EliaFlowers 3 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp you got there

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 3 роки тому

      it's ok to hit someone with a bottle as long as you leave before the cops show up
      ... right?

    • @salvosam940
      @salvosam940 3 роки тому

      @@andrewgarcia3136 Asking for a friend...right?

  • @Alrucards
    @Alrucards 3 роки тому +22

    Jack Daniels. The only liquor you can rely on when walking into a bar for the 1st time and don't know what cocktails or alcohol they serve. So you ask for a Jack straight or Jack&Coke.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +3

      Is your name the drunk version of Dracula?!

    • @jakeamato6761
      @jakeamato6761 3 роки тому +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 .em ot thgir skooL

  • @marshallfogg537
    @marshallfogg537 3 роки тому +6

    I patiently await the day that the rest of youtube sees you for the top tier quality content producer that you are.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +2

      Here's to our patience being rewarded one day!

    • @marshallfogg537
      @marshallfogg537 3 роки тому

      @@unemployedwineguy keep it up man, you are genuinely funny in a unique way while also providing solid reviews.

  • @alishajones3439
    @alishajones3439 Рік тому

    I literally just started drinking two years ago at the age of 38, started out with red wines they were OK but once I tried my husbands whiskey with Coke I was hooked!! This stuff so good and it’s all I want to drink now… ❤️

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 3 роки тому +4

    I used to think that Spittoon was being forced to work. However, the more episodes I've watched, the more I realize that PV3 and Spittoon couldn't survive without one another.

  • @lfkk4640
    @lfkk4640 3 роки тому +4

    "Open up a gash!"
    Indeed sir. 😉

  • @hunterhewa7623
    @hunterhewa7623 3 роки тому +5

    Tennessee boy here and everything you’ve said, I’ve seen 😂😂 gotta love No7

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 3 роки тому +12

    Not gonna lie, I would absolutely have PVIII as my wingman.

  • @heather7672
    @heather7672 Рік тому +1

    I’m rewatching some of these and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! PV3, you’re fantastic!❤

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 3 роки тому +18

    "I'm positive that guy's dead." How much longer do you think it will be before PV3 gets arrested for manslaughter? Then we'd get "PV3 testing Jail Cell Toilet Wine." The episodes would take a dark turn, but PV3 nation will be ready for it!

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 роки тому +5

      I am insulted by this insinuation, and have been trying to get some prison hooch for months now.

    • @PaxIesus
      @PaxIesus 3 роки тому +1

      @@unemployedwineguy [deep belly laugh] Don't forget to do a bonus episode where you not only review the prison hooch, but show us how to make our own!

  • @derpderpus6075
    @derpderpus6075 3 роки тому +1

    Classic review of a classic beverage from a very classic PV3.

  • @Gilly-bean
    @Gilly-bean 3 роки тому +4

    Wow the lore on this one!

  • @Arrslicker
    @Arrslicker 3 роки тому +1

    Back at it again with the slurry speech. My favorite!!

  • @zosocox
    @zosocox 3 роки тому +3

    This might be my favorite review. Excellent video man.

  • @michaelhuey4187
    @michaelhuey4187 3 роки тому +1

    🎶Breakin the law, Breakin the law🎶

  • @xBC90x
    @xBC90x 3 роки тому

    I saw your everclear video first and now this. I love your humor and I’m going to be subscribed now. Keep it up 👍

  • @jackvolden3792
    @jackvolden3792 3 роки тому +14

    I’ve had to swear off JD, many a bridges were burned under his cursed sorcery.

    • @seabear2494
      @seabear2494 3 роки тому

      Did you move onto JB?

    • @ryanking5262
      @ryanking5262 3 роки тому

      @@seabear2494 I moved on from JB almost two decades ago. A fifth to myself ended up costing me getting chased by a crack hooker, hitting a fence with my truck, and trying to hit my friends with the bottle. Bourbon, Kentucky Whiskey, etc, is all foul. Scotch is just better that way.

    • @Vickvineager
      @Vickvineager 3 роки тому

      Or...or.... built bridges under his cursed sorcery.. 1st date with one of my ex’s, we killed an entire bottle of jack. Ended the night in the backseat of her car.

  • @godwick8769
    @godwick8769 3 роки тому +5

    I would pair this with late night keg stands and man cave parkour

  • @Bruceskyy
    @Bruceskyy 3 роки тому

    The formula IS working, keep it up it always cracks me up. Kinda like that bottle of whiskey could

  • @jakeriff95
    @jakeriff95 3 роки тому +66

    No one: ...
    PV3: "Jack me"

    • @kyleberke259
      @kyleberke259 3 роки тому +3

      I literally did a spit take when he said that

    • @StoveLad
      @StoveLad 3 роки тому +1

      off

  • @thomasharrison8092
    @thomasharrison8092 3 роки тому

    “I do it for the pain” bro….I felt that..

  • @ubmastering
    @ubmastering 3 роки тому +3

    "Be nice."
    "Until it's time not to be nice." - Dalton

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 3 роки тому +5

    I really hope PV3 is sleeping at Dean's house after this and not trying to drive to under his usual snoozin' bridge.

  • @williamlong6373
    @williamlong6373 3 роки тому +12

    "Pairs well with spandex, tattoos, and middle age misery."

  • @TheTom951guitar
    @TheTom951guitar 3 роки тому +4

    I am 100% sure you did this because of my birthday cameo video and I love it! You're the best, PV3!!

  • @jenniferlinsey7236
    @jenniferlinsey7236 3 роки тому

    Oh Prescott, you never disappoint! Good ol JD

  • @redinthesky1
    @redinthesky1 3 роки тому

    This is better than most 10$ Whiskeys that you can find at a gas station.

  • @incoldblood975
    @incoldblood975 3 роки тому

    Pro tip: want to cut down on the sugar even more? Mix with ice only. It's delicious.

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 3 роки тому +1

    Spiral all the way down 😂 reminds me of Rick James "let's go into the abyss!"
    Charlie Murphy: "I don't wanna go into the abyss!"
    Rick James _lives_ in the abyss, and he wants company... Sometimes.

  • @anthonycurby4606
    @anthonycurby4606 3 роки тому

    Much love pv3. I know it's hard to see us from the bottom of your hole, but we are all watching and cheering for you. God bless

  • @daviduliana9950
    @daviduliana9950 3 роки тому +4

    I think PV3 would try to talk his way out of a bar brawl; and would probably succeed.

  • @ivanhernandez5312
    @ivanhernandez5312 3 роки тому

    Such an underrated channel

  • @alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850
    @alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850 3 роки тому +1

    PV3 gang let's goooo!

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому

    One of my favorite bits of visiting the Jack Daniel Distillery some years ago was hearing about Jack Daniel's irritability and -- according to the company -- how it cost him his life in 1911. The guide took us into an office, pointed out an old safe on the floor, and went on to tell us that Jack Daniel had showed up early to work one morning in 1906. Having forgotten the combination to the safe, Jack kicked it in a fit of pique. The toe he broke became infected and was later amputated. He died from blood poisoning five years later, supposedly related to the amputated toe.
    That last is the part that makes me think it's a bit of a convenient fiction. due to the time between the injury and his death.

  • @jacksondale4366
    @jacksondale4366 3 роки тому +1

    Been waiting sooo long for this😍

  • @elcaminocarcrsh
    @elcaminocarcrsh 3 роки тому

    God, I love this man.

  • @beerrun4612
    @beerrun4612 3 роки тому

    I approve of this message.

  • @screwylooygaming
    @screwylooygaming 3 роки тому

    PV3 don't spiral for the fans, keep being you!

  • @TheTamally
    @TheTamally 3 роки тому +16

    I love lore and stories as much as the next PV3 stan, but I feel like you didn't talk about what it tasted like as much in this review.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, its Jack Daniels. Every American over the age of 23 knows what it tastes like

    • @brownhues
      @brownhues 3 роки тому +2

      Jack tastes like a piece of charcoal soaked in rubbing alcohol and rolled around in sugar. There you go.

    • @TheTamally
      @TheTamally 3 роки тому

      @@brownhues We all know what it tastes like. We want to know what PV3 thinks it tastes like.

  • @lanehart012
    @lanehart012 3 роки тому

    "Sorry to get dark, just having a little Jack Daniel's here." lol

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 роки тому +3

    Great video as always, King, but can you please pet Prescat Van Meyer for me?

  • @Gary_Seanfield
    @Gary_Seanfield 3 роки тому +1

    Might just go out on a limb here and proclaim that this might infact be my favourite UA-cam channel. Can't say the same for the hangover i got after drinking a whole bottle of this in one night, only supplementing with a 1.5 litre Coke. Needless to say, one of the bottle ran out while the other was still barely half-empty. Couldn't even stomach saltines the next morning without hurling out my insides. Ah yes, good ol Jacky.

  • @vinnyp7757
    @vinnyp7757 3 роки тому

    Everyone needs to use a spittoon with ol Jack. The elixir of bad devious.

  • @4GivenbyIam
    @4GivenbyIam 3 роки тому

    We love you PV3!!!

  • @TXBHenleyFan
    @TXBHenleyFan 3 роки тому +1

    Need to do the honey jack! Was I the only one who thought of Abbie when he mentioned the word gash???

  • @apotassium674
    @apotassium674 3 роки тому +3

    This is probably the most professional a review of JD could ever be

  • @keaton4449
    @keaton4449 3 роки тому

    Dude your channel is actually hilarious

  • @raylcc2620
    @raylcc2620 3 роки тому +1

    You were smart to get the medium sized bottle. I believe you have to show a current or past domestic violence arrest to get the large one.

  • @BatteryAddicted
    @BatteryAddicted 3 роки тому

    Simply Awesome.

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan 3 роки тому +1

    I'm surprised this hadn't come sooner.

  • @northroadproductionsvt
    @northroadproductionsvt 3 роки тому

    PV3 Naysh! I would follow you into that sweet JD darkness.

  • @timothyb.4928
    @timothyb.4928 3 роки тому

    Jamison and Jamison black. My favorites

  • @jaclynbaschmann9811
    @jaclynbaschmann9811 3 роки тому

    Best one yet!!

  • @mikesboozereview9642
    @mikesboozereview9642 Рік тому

    Love the review!!! You should review a rye whiskey.

  • @beastleviath9356
    @beastleviath9356 3 роки тому

    All those fun bands and of course Mr Sinatra

  • @undeaddreadlord1
    @undeaddreadlord1 3 роки тому

    I feel kinda bad to contribute to the spiral.. but god damn, this is what im here for!! The attention span was really slippin at the end... as well as the speech lmfao

  • @bucasbagler3082
    @bucasbagler3082 3 роки тому

    Mr, Sir. I don't think that's a healthy amount of life drama. I'll be here for you

  • @koreysimon
    @koreysimon 3 роки тому

    oh yeah btw happy 38th birthday Preston!

  • @darthbane4980
    @darthbane4980 3 роки тому

    Jack Daniels single barrel-barrel proof is delicious

  • @LadyAnuB
    @LadyAnuB 3 роки тому

    My story of 69: The year 1969, the year of my birth when the Stonewall riot happened, Apollo 13 landed on the moon, Woodstock happened, and Sesame Street started. In geek news, UNIX was created in August of this year.

  • @MRtwoTricks
    @MRtwoTricks 3 роки тому +1

    Wasn't JD the drink of choice of Motorhed front man Lemmy Kilmister?

  • @joshuastorlie6006
    @joshuastorlie6006 2 роки тому

    That.... Yeah, that's about right.

  • @eronth
    @eronth 3 роки тому

    Knowing the people you know - Dean's not dead, he's fled the country.

  • @stopthelawsuits
    @stopthelawsuits 3 роки тому +2

    I just want to see you in a lower place than I am so I don't feel so bad when I go to sleep

  • @JulezMichaud
    @JulezMichaud 3 роки тому +1

    nice

  • @brianjetty2121
    @brianjetty2121 3 роки тому

    Slayer huh? Great performance. Jack enhanced is a good look. I endorse you and Jack.

  • @DrowningUpsideDown
    @DrowningUpsideDown 3 роки тому

    “Just one sip. My little seven year old body didn’t need much. Now I do…”

  • @portalbucket5365
    @portalbucket5365 3 роки тому

    You did jack, now ya gotta do jim!

  • @raydon1005
    @raydon1005 3 роки тому

    This man drank half a bottle of jack straight, for my entertainment, this is good stuff

  • @davidsuttles3737
    @davidsuttles3737 3 роки тому +11

    Oh now you want a real drink. Did you just drink half a bottle of Jack?

  • @joeldgraff
    @joeldgraff 3 роки тому +11

    So now we obviously need the spinoff week where PV3 reviews hair metal albums

    • @joeldgraff
      @joeldgraff 3 роки тому

      Please review "Shout at the Devil by Motley Crue"

  • @SavidgeKitchen
    @SavidgeKitchen 3 роки тому +1

    Move over Malort review… this one has everything. Regret, indigence, violence, motley crü, the promise of a tramp stamp. Jack Daniel’s wins… again.

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 3 роки тому

    I prefer 68, because I owe you one.

  • @corylyon8095
    @corylyon8095 3 роки тому +10

    I feel like you’ve had a few before this and you swinging the bottle around made me very nervous. Gotta save the face! It’s the money maker.

    • @andrewsherwood5341
      @andrewsherwood5341 3 роки тому +3

      "Abby always used to tease me and say that she was the only money maker around...hurt my feelings every time"

  • @ZacksEnder
    @ZacksEnder 3 роки тому

    DO BOOTLEGGER~!
    BOOOOOOOTLEGGERRRRR~!