Malört Mixology: Carolina Reaper Infused Malört & Coffee & Uh Oh
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2022
- The World's Spiciest Coffee. The World's Yuckiest Alcohol. What could go wrong!
I appreciate the sponsorship from Roasty Buds, but this is where the spicy Malört experiment ends. Done. Period.
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They've got Hatch Chile, Ghost Pepper and Carolina Reaper varieties.
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Knocked him right out of character lol
Oh…..wow! There’s so much going on right now! WTF!!
knocked him right through the 4th wall my guy
And yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
Dropped his voice a whole octave or two lmao
That totally caught me off guard, I have not laughed like that in a very long time!
I think this is the most genuine first response I've ever seen.
Yea it’s hard to prepare for that.
Yeah, that's the funniest reaction he's ever given.
I just said the same thing to my partner. Lol
i keep thinking we've hit the bottom and yet these continue to get more demented
When you're going through hell, keep going....and I would define hell as Malort and carolina reapers. Well, maybe just Malort but the reaper does not help.
Nah, it can get way worse.
Bottomless pit of dementia
there is no bottom, just endless shit
I know and I love them 😂
you sir are insane and we all appreciate the pain you put yourself through.
Honestly my jaw dropped a little in shock that he went back in for that second shot. Bravo. Now that takes some fortitude, and perhaps no small amount of insanity. 😂
"Much more spicy than I expected. Let's try it again." Atta boy!
I'm feeling a very "Rickety Cricket" vibe from the malort arc of the PV3 saga.
Watch out for stray dogs and ringworm PV3!
Don’t forget rich guys throwing trash cans at you
I called that way back when he was reviewing MD 20/20 or whatever, and it’s beginning to look like I was righter than I thought
As someone who has lived in chicago for 11 years now. I avoided malort like the plague, needless to say one night out at the bar and a girl buying me a shot changed that. This is why I now have trust issues
the question we are all dying to know is, was she punking you or does she actually like the stuff?
@@andrewgarcia3136 she legit enjoyed the shot. I realized in that moment she has terrible taste, in drinks and men lol
PV: the initial reaction 4:22 ~4:35: when your shoulder involuntarily lifts up, your face contorts .. I know you are in acute discomfort - but I start howling with laughter every time I watch it.. rewatched it about 10 times already… 😂
He got Bob Dole arm after that 2nd rip! 6:22 🤣
@@RyunForsman Yup! 😆
@4:18 I've never felt so bad watching someone do something for my entertainment on the internet. And that's saying a lot. Now I have to go to the merch store or I'll feel terrible.
This man deserves an Oscar for his performance… at least for the effort
fire up those youtube emmys
I think Roasty Buds took the phrase “some people just want to watch the world burn” a little too seriously. It’s as if the corporate heads (let’s be honest there’s nothing “corporate” about those guys) saw your video and said “let’s add battery acid” to our reaper coffee roast and see what happens. There should be a warning label on that bottle because of the serious side effects that caffeine and alcohol and an intense Capsicum pepper can do to your gut and intestines. I guarantee somebody out there will try consuming an entire bottle and end up in the hospital. This honestly shouldn’t be legal. Just like original Four Lokos from 2004-2011 for too much caffeine and alcohol and numerous questionable ingredients
The stick figures on the counter give it two kicks and a jump 😂
Is there no end to the pain PV3 will endure for our amusement?
Doesn't seem like it!
We will see
“There is so much going on right now!WTF!”. Instant classic
Never work with animals they say, BUT that cat's snarl was pure gold!
Prescat knows what`s up
We need to get PV3 on Hot Ones - and bring this along for a 'victory shot' with Sean at the end. ;-)
It's like that friend that never says no, out of fear of abandonment. We love you PV3
That first reaction will forever be engraved into my memory. Thank you sir.
This video was just nuts. I think this is the first time I have seen the act slip a bit. Which means that stuff is both vile and spicy.
PV3 runs toward danger with no thought for his own personal safety, all for your amusement. Destroying his refined taste buds like a boss. Then gets knocked out and carried to safety by a spicy coffee man.
As a human being with ulcerative colitis, FUCK THAT. Coffee, alcohol, spice- the 3 big no no ingredients for me.
i do not have the condition and i still can't do that combo. acid reflux as soon as they mix.
I have Crohn’s and this would be an immediate flare up for me!
Don't wanna try it for science?
As a pepperhead, I am sorry you put yourself through that. However, you can tell Roasty Buds I will be ordering some of their Carolina Reaper coffee!
On a more pleasant note, I would really like to hear your thoughts on Ron Zacapa 23 Centenario Rum.
‘Thank you to my saliva’….. a statement I never thought I’d hear.
I'm so glad the reaction became a short because I can't stop replaying it 😂
You know when a drink involuntarily compresses your shoulders, and gives you a Bob Dole arm, it's some messed up stuff!! - 6:22
I'm starting to think that's not his cat.
Is anyone else wondering if it would be possible to strain out the coffee beans, dry them, and brew 'em to see what happens? It could well be the worst coffee ever made - and PV3 should try it! 😀
This is the face of a man who just saw an eldritch being
Ok I think I got it! PV3 nation hates PV3, and he appeases them by torturing himself for their amusement. Did I get that right? A masochist with low self esteem pacifying a group of sadists? Well that deserves a like, subscribe and hit that notification bell
I kind of feel bad laughing at this. Congratulations on the amount of pain you are willing to endure to entertain.
“I don’t taste the Malort, at all” Hey! It worked!
The perfect weapon to defeat your ennemies: a shot of malort infused with reaper coffee beans
Your videos are great dude. Been watching for awhile. I hope your channel continues to grow
Come to Europe my good man, we will look after you like a king!
And *no* Malört for thousands of miles!! 😁
PV3 suddenly transformed into Shooter McGavin.
By far the best review ever. You are a genius sir. BTW, I bought some Roasty Buds. Very good coffee. Excellent in the French press. Thanks.
My favorite part was the immediate reaction
Great episode! Thanks and keep up the great work!
Hey Man, Love your channel, thanks for all the laughs.
Holy shit, the heartburns after that are gonna be LETHAL...
Best episode yet.
Thanks for sharing your pain. That was one of the most hilarious reactions I've ever witnessed. Condolences to your taste buds, gums, and cheeks.
Oh, a meet-and-greet sounds great… If you’ll be drinking Malort. 😂
Will Spittoon be at these road events? Now that would be something I could really spit into. #Spittoon
I've said it before I'll day it again matpat needs to do a video on this guys videos there is lore in here I swear
Dean gets his own episode
Alright here we go
Alright here we go
PV3 rockin’ the pearl snaps!
Imagine the destruction on exit if this is the entry… oh dear god.
Makes sense that it would be rather intense since capsaicin is soluble in ethanol, that's a shot of pure unadulterated pain right there! Thanks for torturing yourself for our amusement!
Thank you for your bravery PV3
I think I can happily speak for the community and say. We need to see more infused liquors. I personally vote Fernet
PresCat got a whiff of that concoction and said NO!!
Yes come to CA!!! Try all the wine!
came from reddit... wish they posted a longer clip bc holy shit u are funny 😭
Awesome as always, just amazing. That anticipation to the drink.... lol. Vote here for CA!
Yea!
Well now I definitely need the video of you eating the Malort coffee bean
Im so happy you make these videos man im dying 😂😂😂
This is my favorite video so far
I'm loving this 😄
Let me spare you the suspense. It happens at 4:22.
By Jove...I never thought I'd live to see the day Malort met its match...God help us all, what hath Roasty Buds wrought?
No spoilers, the procrastination is like foreplay.
I cannot believe you went for round 2
Thank you for sacrificing your body and mind for our entertainment. I think it’s good for your soul.
I've replayed your reaction after drinking it so many times and laughed till my sides hurt
Come out to Oregon for wines, beers, and ciders! Even some great sake
now you just have to find what pairs with the infused malort to the same effect of the coffee beans.
Where will PV3 end up after the Malört mixology series? An asylum? In Vegas missing his shirt? In Chicago cursing Jeppson to the end of PV3's days?
Go to Wisconsin and try our beer and wine!
Hey, we finally found a malort killer!
Johnny Scoville would be proud that you went in for a second shot
So good!
So much stalling before the Malort! On the upside, we got a virtual US tour courtesy of PVM!
Wait until he has to go #2, he’ll be reliving the fire again, the ring of fire 🔥.
I’m worried that, as he drank it, it may be a #1 where he feels it 😬
Down, down, down, and the flames went higher
Definitely come do Irish Whiskey in Boston
That coffe is very sus
amogus
Meet and greet in Chicago? Do another!
Bravo!
That's a spicy kitty!
Prescat has no chill lolol
My boy PVIII if you ever find yourself in Switzerland let me know. I can show you a few wineries and hook you up with some local cheeses. If you promise to leave again at some point, I also got a nice couch, you can crash on at anytime.
I’m pretty sure PV3 sweats malort now
I want some of that for my mornings
Minute 4:25 !!! 😂😂😂
You should listen to Dalton, Colorado is the greatest!
@4:26 - Me during the years 2016-2022
I think this is the very first time we've actually heard PV3 swear!
You can now make a Malort B52 shot.
Hot Ones, but instead of hot sauce on chicken, its hot sauces in malort
Could you try Surströmming? Maybe with a Malört chaser.
Fight or Flight mode achieved!
8:03 Don't you say that. Don't you even try to bring that into the world. Did Dean...manifest his presence?
Come back to Chicago!! Oh hon, that hiccup while talking.
I want to go to there (wine country!)
Bring your Malort to Maine and mix it with Moxie.
Best reaction ever
That reaction omgggg
Come to Phoenix and you can have a prickly pear margarita
Ooo that sounds good
Germany is the beer Country, maybe enjoy a few there 👍
You poor bastard... why would you do this to yourself? 🤣🤣🤣
Omg, the eyes going instantly bloodshot? You can’t fake that🤣 Dude…poor intestines!! The regret tomorrow? Stock up on cottonelle, FAST!
Oh S***!! This one made me piss my pants!! LOL