Swordless Bastard - Jerma Plays The Black Masses (Long Edit)

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  • Опубліковано 22 бер 2024
  • Jerma runs away from the undead while looking for a bastard sword
    Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
    #Jerma985 #jerma
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  • @LeperFriend1837
    @LeperFriend1837 3 місяці тому +467

    You can tell he actually likes this game. Not randomly killing npcs and is focused on progression.

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 3 місяці тому +56

      he had to try so hard not to though, and he eventually gave into the desire and found out they don't take damage or react.

    • @OnlyLocus
      @OnlyLocus 3 місяці тому +22

      ​@@dan_loeb good, so he didn't have anything to distract him from progression.

    • @coward3781
      @coward3781 3 місяці тому +4

      @@OnlyLocus NEEEEEEERD

    • @OnlyLocus
      @OnlyLocus 3 місяці тому

      @@coward3781 lol your names coward

    • @Ave_humanity676
      @Ave_humanity676 2 місяці тому

      ​@@coward3781JOCKKKK

  • @nathann999
    @nathann999 3 місяці тому +106

    The “clicking at 90% loaded bricks the game” disclaimer at the start really sets the tone for the stream

  • @iyona2305
    @iyona2305 3 місяці тому +431

    Jerma is playing this like it’s his first open world RPG

    • @philj9594
      @philj9594 3 місяці тому +85

      Cut him some slack. He is like 40. That's when dementia tends to set in.

    • @peaw
      @peaw 3 місяці тому

      false@@philj9594

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 місяці тому +27

      @@philj9594oh crap. I’ve been watching this dude since he was in his twenties. He will be forty in a year and a half. What a trip.

    • @ComplexMotivations
      @ComplexMotivations 3 місяці тому +1

      @@philj9594 it starts at 32 imo. You just get worse from there

    • @tree4318
      @tree4318 3 місяці тому +1

      But you can go anywhere in this game

  • @dukelorange007
    @dukelorange007 3 місяці тому +599

    Just in time for me to go food mode

    • @stwabewwwy
      @stwabewwwy 3 місяці тому +66

      Watching jerma while eating > watching a movie while eating

    • @angelofdarkness243
      @angelofdarkness243 3 місяці тому +18

      Well! The food is gonna end in the first 5 minutes sadly!

    • @campbell1232
      @campbell1232 3 місяці тому +47

      absolutely dinner pilled

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 3 місяці тому +41

      @@campbell1232personally i think he's lunchmaxxing

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 3 місяці тому +31

      He's a mealpilled foodcel

  • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
    @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 3 місяці тому +305

    That water guy is genuinely terrifying
    Even though he poses almost no threat and looks pretty funny the sound design on him makes him an absolute panic attack inducer

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 3 місяці тому +51

      I’m going to start going to community center pools dressed as a devilish spectre or mischievous ghoul of some form or fashion. I’ll just chase swimmers around and speak in tongues and phase through walls until I get pepper sprayed or tased

  • @Graph06
    @Graph06 3 місяці тому +82

    Love that he's simultaneously concerned with leveling up, and also seemingly ignoring the skill tree

    • @kiryukazuma8089
      @kiryukazuma8089 Місяць тому +6

      It’s just a number game for mr vegas here lmao

  • @tree4318
    @tree4318 3 місяці тому +55

    Never seen a game warn you about crashing in the loading screen tips before but it's kind of helpful and i'd take those tips on any game

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 3 місяці тому +278

    Can’t wait to watch this while high for the next couple months every single night

    • @Eternal-Woe
      @Eternal-Woe 3 місяці тому +50

      This guy is zonked

    • @AshGorall
      @AshGorall 3 місяці тому +22

      I’m gonna get zonked too

    • @sonsofisstvan1675
      @sonsofisstvan1675 3 місяці тому

      @@Eternal-WoeITS JUST A LIL CBD

    • @jozzydan66
      @jozzydan66 3 місяці тому +20

      Is this what his fandom is? (I'm zonked)

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 місяці тому +15

      ⁠@@jozzydan66no this is his zonkdom. His fandom is fonked.

  • @mspolymerclaygal
    @mspolymerclaygal 3 місяці тому +98

    it cracks me up how terrified he is of the water ghoul even though the whole game he’s surrounded by zombies 💀

  • @user-pj9vw8ic3v
    @user-pj9vw8ic3v 3 місяці тому +39

    Jerma fighting off chat Simulator

  • @TrashK1ngg
    @TrashK1ngg 3 місяці тому +38

    50:40 I wish i could have experienced the magic of joining the stream when this was happening

  • @nerdyvids1
    @nerdyvids1 3 місяці тому +86

    Ah yes. The shot.

    • @Aercoh
      @Aercoh 3 місяці тому +11

      it was heard round the world

    • @da_purple_lizard
      @da_purple_lizard 21 день тому

      and quite the big shot it was!

  • @yes-cool
    @yes-cool 3 місяці тому +51

    thank you for this blessing, m'lord

  • @_Thred_
    @_Thred_ 2 місяці тому +21

    Jerma just plays as a mountain goat the whole game and doesnt follow paths or roads lol

  • @dudeskeela
    @dudeskeela 3 місяці тому +34

    shovelware and zombies go together like jerma and violence

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 3 місяці тому +132

    The title of this video bears libellous implications. A real bad idea for two reasons:
    1) it hurts Jerma’s foster father’s feelings. Kilroy Elbertson is an okay human who doesn’t actually smell terribly awful.
    2) it risks the attention of Jerma’s actual father, Bastardless Sword; who loathes all living beings, whose blade pierces all defences, and who cannot be destroyed.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 3 місяці тому +20

      It was bastardless who spread all those smell allegations

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 3 місяці тому +9

      New lore dropped

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 місяці тому +13

      @@pravkdeyto be clear: Jerma’s parents are both swords from a sword planet and he was born in wedlock. He was adopted by Bostonians.

    • @arootube
      @arootube 3 місяці тому

      Starting to think this guy just ran Lieutenant Worf's character bio through google translate 16 times...

  • @Wohlfe
    @Wohlfe 2 місяці тому +30

    This game is kinda charming, you can tell the devs are really going for something they dont have the resources to pull off completely but are trying anyways. Its insane the game functions with that many zombies on screen.

    • @bitter8656
      @bitter8656 Місяць тому +5

      its giving me medieval dead island vibes

    • @MRFISH-rs6sq
      @MRFISH-rs6sq Місяць тому

      @@bitter8656dude same I was thinking of dying light too

  • @bernadettebread
    @bernadettebread 3 місяці тому +24

    who else up stickin em with they pointy ends

  • @campbell1232
    @campbell1232 3 місяці тому +9

    i love at 1:40:00 where he is surprised he was hurt when jumping onto people holding swords pointed up

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus 3 місяці тому +19

    dumptruck is the ideal human being

  • @Turtlestew117
    @Turtlestew117 3 місяці тому +36

    great edit! just as a suggestion though, throwing the date of the original stream in the description is just a nice piece of information to have readily available

  • @Beckham-xj8sh
    @Beckham-xj8sh Місяць тому +4

    there is no way no one is mentioning the fucking relic weapon he picked up but instead fights the horde with a rake

    • @cragraven
      @cragraven 8 днів тому

      that shit killed me dude. i checked the wiki for the game (which isnt very helpful at all) but im pretty sure he picked up the “divine mace” which id hazard is much better than a rake

  • @stevepidst
    @stevepidst 3 місяці тому +33

    oh my fucking god dumptruck thank you so much

  • @TheLeeLee
    @TheLeeLee 2 місяці тому +3

    I exclusively want to watch Jerma play super crunchy games like this or something like power washer idk why it's just the perfect format for him

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 Місяць тому +2

    Oh this stream, how nostalgic
    I remember being frustrated because, if only he had climbed to the top of the black tower, he would have found the demon boss

  • @milesh.2968
    @milesh.2968 3 місяці тому +32

    Not sure if you take requests, but I'd love to see a long edit of him playing Streamer Simulator.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 3 місяці тому +1

      Car violence that is

  • @KhaosInductionCreator
    @KhaosInductionCreator 2 місяці тому +4

    Jerks saying “This thing sucks” while using a wooden broom as a weapon is such a Jerma thing

  • @woobi4739
    @woobi4739 3 місяці тому

    THANK YOU
    for this edit very much

  • @salieriii
    @salieriii 3 місяці тому +4

    thanks for the edit :-)

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 3 місяці тому +6

    Just a reminder that Jerma never paid off his debt.

  • @maxbanks8652
    @maxbanks8652 3 місяці тому +4

    Stick em with the pointy end!

  • @Sucubius
    @Sucubius 3 місяці тому +8

    Thank you dumptruck, very cool.

  • @LolCat361
    @LolCat361 Місяць тому +2

    After beating this game around 2 months ago, I'm surprised at how underleveled Jerma is at the General boss fight.

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 3 дні тому

    I love how at 27:30 he has the idea to pause the game to try and figure out the potion button, but then doesn't go into the options menu to actually look at the controls so he just asks chat what the button is as if they would know and then unpauses before they could possibly respond then dies

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 3 місяці тому

    I quite like these edits, condensed without jumping around too much.

  • @AManWithAVoice
    @AManWithAVoice 3 місяці тому +30

    This guy was so awesome! I absolutely LOVED his streams😅
    (Too bad he turned himself in for multiple homicides)

  • @Ozzymand
    @Ozzymand 3 місяці тому +8

    The fact that jerma still has a 1080 goes to show how humble of a streamer he is

    • @banned-user
      @banned-user 3 місяці тому +3

      His RE4 remake playthrough showed him with a 3080

    • @Ozzymand
      @Ozzymand 3 місяці тому +2

      @@banned-user oh, streamer lied to chat then, wow.

    • @dave7474
      @dave7474 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Ozzymand this is old i think

    • @john_smith_john
      @john_smith_john 2 місяці тому +3

      the fact jerma eats food and goes to the bathroom shows how humble of a streamer he is

  • @mirror1001
    @mirror1001 3 місяці тому +20

    Dump truck i love these edits. could you perhaps please with a cherry on top include when it was streamed in the description

  • @zippo6166
    @zippo6166 3 місяці тому +5

    Don’t think we didn’t see that flute video. You took it down but it still notified everyone

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 3 місяці тому

      What?

    • @zippo6166
      @zippo6166 3 місяці тому +3

      @@gabeitch9142 fake fan

    • @grumpysphinx4911
      @grumpysphinx4911 3 місяці тому

      What was the flute video?

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 3 місяці тому +7

      @@grumpysphinx4911 fake fan

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 2 місяці тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@gabeitch9142you either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain

  • @XxSLaYerZzxX
    @XxSLaYerZzxX 3 місяці тому

    Now that's a blast from the past

  • @user-rj4uz3xc3o
    @user-rj4uz3xc3o 3 місяці тому

    dumptruck strikes again. thanks I needed that one.

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 3 місяці тому +3

    I hope that guy's name was reese so you're collecting reese's pieces

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 2 місяці тому

    30:26 the logical modern day jerma being amused and perplexed by the biochemical reactions of his ancestry is a mood

  • @Brandon-bc1fz
    @Brandon-bc1fz 3 місяці тому +8

    Huh this game seems not all that fun to play personally but it was really funny watching him play it.

  • @kalimaude3532
    @kalimaude3532 3 місяці тому +6

    I dunno if it's an ADHD thing in general or a subtype Jerma and I share, but this game looks like catnip to me.
    There are an endless number of zombies. You are never well equipped enough to deal with them, but you can scurry up any surface like a nimble capuchin, and do ludicrous things with all the junk you find, like 360 Flaming Broom Spin.
    This is... a shenanigan generator. This is the sort of game where you're like "today I am gonna get to that thing over there" and a short walk down the road turns into a solid hour of tomfoolery. It's like the procedural world generation you get in minecraft, except the sense of wonder over new sights is instead a sense of glee at the ways you find to peel a dead dude's face like a misbehaving banana.

  • @MrSanctuarys
    @MrSanctuarys 3 місяці тому

    best channel name

  • @imunqualified3983
    @imunqualified3983 3 місяці тому +5

    I shit my pants during this video

    • @sonsofisstvan1675
      @sonsofisstvan1675 3 місяці тому +6

      Damn dude how you doing?

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 3 місяці тому

      No way dude I shit your pants during this video too

    • @ProfessorBuge
      @ProfessorBuge Місяць тому

      Update on the pant shid? are they still shidded?

  • @RIPLOUDOG
    @RIPLOUDOG 3 місяці тому +2

    Lmfao when he spoke backwards

  • @thewhitemonkey64
    @thewhitemonkey64 3 місяці тому

    The abrupt ending kills me

  • @theeliteterrarian1888
    @theeliteterrarian1888 3 місяці тому +9

    this game looks so bad but also so fun at the same time

  • @drabulusdael9329
    @drabulusdael9329 2 місяці тому

    25:50 the music made the jigsaw appearance way more tense

  • @Gallant_Silver
    @Gallant_Silver 20 днів тому

    18:45 Jerma alerted the horde.

  • @scaryperson6652
    @scaryperson6652 3 місяці тому

    thanks

  • @konari88
    @konari88 3 місяці тому +1

    banger

  • @spiffysquidge2724
    @spiffysquidge2724 3 місяці тому

    23:29 what a clean cut

  • @neore
    @neore 3 місяці тому

    thank you dumptruck

  • @cabwaylingo_
    @cabwaylingo_ 3 місяці тому

    43:17 jerma commenting to himself after using boiling chemicals to destroy the remains of his countless victims

  • @nevaeh9125
    @nevaeh9125 3 місяці тому

    Dumper, please give us the gift of more Jerma RDR2 gameplay

  • @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes
    @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes 2 місяці тому +1

    30:58 my whole body hurts

  • @tobubiify
    @tobubiify 3 місяці тому

    That is a good title

  • @michaelstilon6770
    @michaelstilon6770 3 місяці тому +6

    This is such an old vod omg

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen 3 місяці тому

    omg thx

  • @DGibbon57
    @DGibbon57 3 місяці тому +1

    30:57 actual Looney Tune

  • @KOmyself
    @KOmyself 2 місяці тому

    i love your pfp🤣

  • @fluffdrgn
    @fluffdrgn 3 місяці тому

    Could you do a long edit for the Octogeddon streams? thanks for these you're awesome

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 2 місяці тому

    36:48 Why is he so good at that?!

  • @iblame_nargles
    @iblame_nargles 3 місяці тому +5

    the only reason he's retiring is because he knows he's forever indebted to us and he HATES US >:(

  • @ran4829
    @ran4829 3 місяці тому +1

    explopsives

  • @m0onwatcher5419
    @m0onwatcher5419 3 місяці тому +1

    30:57 real voice

  • @dabelugamaster6819
    @dabelugamaster6819 3 місяці тому

    Hey dumptruck kind of an old video but is there any way you could make a long edit of Jerma’s The Last Guardian streams?

  • @Pumpkyria
    @Pumpkyria 3 місяці тому

    Looking back at this game, the dev wanted their own Dead Rising + Dead Island with some extra features

    • @IAmCaligvla
      @IAmCaligvla 3 місяці тому

      And they failed miserably.

  • @Megaeanton
    @Megaeanton 3 місяці тому +2

    Hello @dumptruck , if you have the time and feel it's worth your time, please do edit the Kenshi streams.

  • @WizPizPresident1
    @WizPizPresident1 3 місяці тому

    yippee

  • @mayafrags
    @mayafrags 3 місяці тому +1

    grimsby mentioned wtf is soap

  • @meyr1992
    @meyr1992 3 місяці тому

    there is no way more than 4 people worked on that game

  • @KOmyself
    @KOmyself 2 місяці тому

    i fuckin love that pfp🤣

  • @Dennis-ud2nh
    @Dennis-ud2nh 2 місяці тому

    I think mcnuggets are made by newborn male chickens that are grinded alive. Bon appetit.

    • @turkeygod6665
      @turkeygod6665 2 місяці тому +1

      I think thats actually a myth

  • @biigsmokee
    @biigsmokee 21 день тому

    1:45:00 i wish he did a jigsaw bit

  • @test4O4
    @test4O4 3 місяці тому

    pseudo sponsored

  • @ni3kyYT
    @ni3kyYT 2 місяці тому

    Is this a game that HE made?

  • @DukeoftheAges
    @DukeoftheAges 3 місяці тому +2

    This game looks like a weird skyrim mod lol

  • @spencerjohnston5969
    @spencerjohnston5969 3 місяці тому +1

    When I sober I watch better call Saul when drunk I watch jerma. Poggers

  • @roxanical-01
    @roxanical-01 3 місяці тому

    OOOOHHHH THIS IS SUSMAN!!!

  • @Crophe
    @Crophe 3 місяці тому

    6:15

  • @kyridd
    @kyridd 6 днів тому

    wow jerma would LOVE skyrim! he never plays it.

  • @rileyjohnson3161
    @rileyjohnson3161 Місяць тому

    Did anybody else catch that Grimsby was spelled “Grismby” a couple times when the quests came up lol not hating just thought it was kinda funny lmao

  • @thatsreallyamoon
    @thatsreallyamoon 3 місяці тому +1

    Am I in the twilight zone or is this an old old jerma video? He played it before.

    • @offfff8292
      @offfff8292 3 місяці тому +4

      This is a recent edit of an old stream

    • @thatsreallyamoon
      @thatsreallyamoon 3 місяці тому

      @@offfff8292 ah, makes sense. I was wishing he’d play it again lol

  • @ogedeh
    @ogedeh 3 місяці тому +1

    What happen?

  • @MusashiW-ec2yn
    @MusashiW-ec2yn 3 місяці тому +14

    now that I think about it. i've never seen Jerma once open a menu and change the graphics when a game is running poorly. i also saw that when he did an IQ test, he scored just borderline below normal intelligence, and near special needs.

  • @latbat58
    @latbat58 2 місяці тому

    2 hours is too long bro. even 1 hour might be lil too much
    personal timestamp: 30:00

    • @gsingh5402
      @gsingh5402 Місяць тому +2

      Get a longer attention span

    • @irisidem6580
      @irisidem6580 16 днів тому +1

      least easily distracted jerma fan