Swordless Bastard - Jerma Plays The Black Masses (Long Edit)

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @iyona2305
    @iyona2305 9 місяців тому +567

    Jerma is playing this like it’s his first open world RPG

    • @philj9594
      @philj9594 9 місяців тому +102

      Cut him some slack. He is like 40. That's when dementia tends to set in.

    • @peaw
      @peaw 9 місяців тому

      false@@philj9594

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 9 місяців тому +35

      @@philj9594oh crap. I’ve been watching this dude since he was in his twenties. He will be forty in a year and a half. What a trip.

    • @ComplexMotivations
      @ComplexMotivations 9 місяців тому +1

      @@philj9594 it starts at 32 imo. You just get worse from there

    • @tree4318
      @tree4318 9 місяців тому +2

      But you can go anywhere in this game

  • @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
    @WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 9 місяців тому +386

    That water guy is genuinely terrifying
    Even though he poses almost no threat and looks pretty funny the sound design on him makes him an absolute panic attack inducer

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 9 місяців тому +70

      I’m going to start going to community center pools dressed as a devilish spectre or mischievous ghoul of some form or fashion. I’ll just chase swimmers around and speak in tongues and phase through walls until I get pepper sprayed or tased

  • @dukelorange007
    @dukelorange007 9 місяців тому +695

    Just in time for me to go food mode

    • @stwabewwwy
      @stwabewwwy 9 місяців тому +83

      Watching jerma while eating > watching a movie while eating

    • @angelofdarkness243
      @angelofdarkness243 9 місяців тому +27

      Well! The food is gonna end in the first 5 minutes sadly!

    • @campbell1232
      @campbell1232 9 місяців тому +59

      absolutely dinner pilled

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 9 місяців тому +51

      @@campbell1232personally i think he's lunchmaxxing

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 9 місяців тому +39

      He's a mealpilled foodcel

  • @LeperFriend1837
    @LeperFriend1837 9 місяців тому +588

    You can tell he actually likes this game. Not randomly killing npcs and is focused on progression.

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 9 місяців тому +74

      he had to try so hard not to though, and he eventually gave into the desire and found out they don't take damage or react.

    • @OnlyLocus
      @OnlyLocus 9 місяців тому +29

      ​@@dan_loeb good, so he didn't have anything to distract him from progression.

    • @ExecutionerArtemy
      @ExecutionerArtemy 9 місяців тому +7

      @@OnlyLocus NEEEEEEERD

    • @OnlyLocus
      @OnlyLocus 9 місяців тому

      @@ExecutionerArtemy lol your names coward

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ExecutionerArtemyJOCKKKK

  • @nathann999
    @nathann999 9 місяців тому +275

    The “clicking at 90% loaded bricks the game” disclaimer at the start really sets the tone for the stream

    • @dafall6450
      @dafall6450 4 місяці тому

      Ayyyy mom jeans picture

    • @sooni-exe
      @sooni-exe Місяць тому

      stick em with the pointy end

  • @_Thred_
    @_Thred_ 8 місяців тому +54

    Jerma just plays as a mountain goat the whole game and doesnt follow paths or roads lol

  • @Graph06
    @Graph06 9 місяців тому +149

    Love that he's simultaneously concerned with leveling up, and also seemingly ignoring the skill tree

    • @kiryukazuma8089
      @kiryukazuma8089 7 місяців тому +18

      It’s just a number game for mr vegas here lmao

  • @Wohlfe
    @Wohlfe 8 місяців тому +106

    This game is kinda charming, you can tell the devs are really going for something they dont have the resources to pull off completely but are trying anyways. Its insane the game functions with that many zombies on screen.

    • @bitter8656
      @bitter8656 7 місяців тому +18

      its giving me medieval dead island vibes

    • @MRFISH-rs6sq
      @MRFISH-rs6sq 7 місяців тому +4

      @@bitter8656dude same I was thinking of dying light too

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 4 місяці тому +10

      This game is made by the same people that made UEBS (ultimate epic battle simulator), a game that simulates large scale battles.
      They specialize in large amounts of characters moving on screen at the same time. This was their attempt to take their technology and make a single player open world story game out of it.

  • @mspolymerclaygal
    @mspolymerclaygal 9 місяців тому +127

    it cracks me up how terrified he is of the water ghoul even though the whole game he’s surrounded by zombies 💀

  • @tree4318
    @tree4318 9 місяців тому +111

    Never seen a game warn you about crashing in the loading screen tips before but it's kind of helpful and i'd take those tips on any game

    • @Lux_Ferox
      @Lux_Ferox 5 місяців тому +10

      Honestly yeah, I'd prefer tips like that as opposed to basic gameplay tips that you learn in the first 5 minutes.

    • @nemidoonam6963
      @nemidoonam6963 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Lux_Feroxtip: press the jump button to jump

    • @forgottenashes8299
      @forgottenashes8299 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Lux_Feroxtip: attacking somebody makes them hostile

  • @Jxlp
    @Jxlp 25 днів тому +4

    6:17 valid reaction

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 6 місяців тому +7

    I love how at 27:30 he has the idea to pause the game to try and figure out the potion button, but then doesn't go into the options menu to actually look at the controls so he just asks chat what the button is as if they would know and then unpauses before they could possibly respond then dies

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 9 місяців тому +332

    Can’t wait to watch this while high for the next couple months every single night

    • @Eternal-Woe
      @Eternal-Woe 9 місяців тому +59

      This guy is zonked

    • @AshGorall
      @AshGorall 9 місяців тому +25

      I’m gonna get zonked too

    • @sonsofisstvan1675
      @sonsofisstvan1675 9 місяців тому

      @@Eternal-WoeITS JUST A LIL CBD

    • @jozzydan66
      @jozzydan66 9 місяців тому +22

      Is this what his fandom is? (I'm zonked)

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 9 місяців тому +18

      ⁠@@jozzydan66no this is his zonkdom. His fandom is fonked.

  • @Bluechief6
    @Bluechief6 2 місяці тому +3

    This is one of those streams you forget about but when it starts you instantly remember your favorite moment.
    18:13 Jerma running over the hill to see his first horde. "OH MY GOD" "Run away? OH MY JESUS CHRIST!"

  • @yes-cool
    @yes-cool 9 місяців тому +55

    thank you for this blessing, m'lord

  • @TrashK1ngg
    @TrashK1ngg 9 місяців тому +49

    50:40 I wish i could have experienced the magic of joining the stream when this was happening

  • @TheLeeLee
    @TheLeeLee 8 місяців тому +19

    I exclusively want to watch Jerma play super crunchy games like this or something like power washer idk why it's just the perfect format for him

  • @nerdyvids1
    @nerdyvids1 9 місяців тому +100

    Ah yes. The shot.

    • @Aercoh
      @Aercoh 9 місяців тому +15

      it was heard round the world

    • @4ndr00med4
      @4ndr00med4 6 місяців тому +1

      and quite the big shot it was!

  • @Zach-p4e6p
    @Zach-p4e6p 9 місяців тому +48

    Jerma fighting off chat Simulator

  • @Beckham-xj8sh
    @Beckham-xj8sh 7 місяців тому +16

    there is no way no one is mentioning the fucking relic weapon he picked up but instead fights the horde with a rake

    • @cragraven
      @cragraven 6 місяців тому +7

      that shit killed me dude. i checked the wiki for the game (which isnt very helpful at all) but im pretty sure he picked up the “divine mace” which id hazard is much better than a rake

  • @jeremytitus9519
    @jeremytitus9519 9 місяців тому +154

    The title of this video bears libellous implications. A real bad idea for two reasons:
    1) it hurts Jerma’s foster father’s feelings. Kilroy Elbertson is an okay human who doesn’t actually smell terribly awful.
    2) it risks the attention of Jerma’s actual father, Bastardless Sword; who loathes all living beings, whose blade pierces all defences, and who cannot be destroyed.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 9 місяців тому +22

      It was bastardless who spread all those smell allegations

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 9 місяців тому +11

      New lore dropped

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 9 місяців тому +16

      @@pravkdeyto be clear: Jerma’s parents are both swords from a sword planet and he was born in wedlock. He was adopted by Bostonians.

    • @arootube
      @arootube 9 місяців тому +1

      Starting to think this guy just ran Lieutenant Worf's character bio through google translate 16 times...

  • @campbell1232
    @campbell1232 9 місяців тому +12

    i love at 1:40:00 where he is surprised he was hurt when jumping onto people holding swords pointed up

  • @dudeskeela
    @dudeskeela 9 місяців тому +43

    shovelware and zombies go together like jerma and violence

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus 9 місяців тому +24

    dumptruck is the ideal human being

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 9 місяців тому +10

    Just a reminder that Jerma never paid off his debt.

  • @stevepidst
    @stevepidst 9 місяців тому +35

    oh my fucking god dumptruck thank you so much

  • @KhaosInductionCreator
    @KhaosInductionCreator 8 місяців тому +7

    Jerks saying “This thing sucks” while using a wooden broom as a weapon is such a Jerma thing

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 7 місяців тому +5

    Oh this stream, how nostalgic
    I remember being frustrated because, if only he had climbed to the top of the black tower, he would have found the demon boss

  • @milesh.2968
    @milesh.2968 9 місяців тому +35

    Not sure if you take requests, but I'd love to see a long edit of him playing Streamer Simulator.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 9 місяців тому +1

      Car violence that is

  • @woobi4739
    @woobi4739 9 місяців тому +1

    THANK YOU
    for this edit very much

  • @maxbanks8652
    @maxbanks8652 9 місяців тому +6

    Stick em with the pointy end!

  • @Yung_Smoke_Gang
    @Yung_Smoke_Gang 3 місяці тому +1

    jerma was faded as hell during this stream

  • @Turtlestew117
    @Turtlestew117 9 місяців тому +50

    great edit! just as a suggestion though, throwing the date of the original stream in the description is just a nice piece of information to have readily available

  • @Sucubius
    @Sucubius 9 місяців тому +9

    Thank you dumptruck, very cool.

  • @Anonymouthful
    @Anonymouthful 4 місяці тому +3

    Game begins sort of like New Vegas with you waking up from the bed staring at the ceiling "Oh man, this is like Skyrim!" Oh Jerma.

  • @salieriii
    @salieriii 9 місяців тому +4

    thanks for the edit :-)

  • @Royal_Oil
    @Royal_Oil 3 місяці тому +1

    Jerma repeating the 2 dialogue choices when talking to Chaplain Peter was funnier than it should've been.

  • @LolCat361
    @LolCat361 7 місяців тому +4

    After beating this game around 2 months ago, I'm surprised at how underleveled Jerma is at the General boss fight.

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 9 місяців тому +1

    I quite like these edits, condensed without jumping around too much.

  • @ALongAndLowTide
    @ALongAndLowTide 9 місяців тому +30

    This guy was so awesome! I absolutely LOVED his streams😅
    (Too bad he turned himself in for multiple homicides)

  • @Gallant_Silver
    @Gallant_Silver 6 місяців тому +1

    18:45 Jerma alerted the horde.

  • @kalimaude3532
    @kalimaude3532 9 місяців тому +13

    I dunno if it's an ADHD thing in general or a subtype Jerma and I share, but this game looks like catnip to me.
    There are an endless number of zombies. You are never well equipped enough to deal with them, but you can scurry up any surface like a nimble capuchin, and do ludicrous things with all the junk you find, like 360 Flaming Broom Spin.
    This is... a shenanigan generator. This is the sort of game where you're like "today I am gonna get to that thing over there" and a short walk down the road turns into a solid hour of tomfoolery. It's like the procedural world generation you get in minecraft, except the sense of wonder over new sights is instead a sense of glee at the ways you find to peel a dead dude's face like a misbehaving banana.

  • @cabwaylingo_
    @cabwaylingo_ 9 місяців тому +1

    43:17 jerma commenting to himself after using boiling chemicals to destroy the remains of his countless victims

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 8 місяців тому

    30:26 the logical modern day jerma being amused and perplexed by the biochemical reactions of his ancestry is a mood

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 18 днів тому

    I love how there's just a spectre that comes for you if go in the water. He's not even designed to look lile a sea monster or anything, its just a weird ghost that tries to grab you

  • @Brandon-bc1fz
    @Brandon-bc1fz 9 місяців тому +9

    Huh this game seems not all that fun to play personally but it was really funny watching him play it.

  • @Ozzymand
    @Ozzymand 9 місяців тому +8

    The fact that jerma still has a 1080 goes to show how humble of a streamer he is

    • @banned-user
      @banned-user 9 місяців тому +3

      His RE4 remake playthrough showed him with a 3080

    • @Ozzymand
      @Ozzymand 9 місяців тому +2

      @@banned-user oh, streamer lied to chat then, wow.

    • @dave7474
      @dave7474 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Ozzymand this is old i think

    • @john_smith_john
      @john_smith_john 8 місяців тому +4

      the fact jerma eats food and goes to the bathroom shows how humble of a streamer he is

  • @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes
    @RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes 8 місяців тому +1

    30:58 my whole body hurts

  • @rose_d_mary
    @rose_d_mary Місяць тому

    18:44 that was a display of pure horror

  • @drabulusdael9329
    @drabulusdael9329 8 місяців тому

    25:50 the music made the jigsaw appearance way more tense

  • @mirror1001
    @mirror1001 9 місяців тому +20

    Dump truck i love these edits. could you perhaps please with a cherry on top include when it was streamed in the description

  • @imunqualified3983
    @imunqualified3983 9 місяців тому +6

    I shit my pants during this video

    • @sonsofisstvan1675
      @sonsofisstvan1675 9 місяців тому +6

      Damn dude how you doing?

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 9 місяців тому

      No way dude I shit your pants during this video too

    • @ProfessorBuge
      @ProfessorBuge 7 місяців тому

      Update on the pant shid? are they still shidded?

    • @rimoluna4213
      @rimoluna4213 3 місяці тому

      Damn bro me too

  • @theeliteterrarian1888
    @theeliteterrarian1888 9 місяців тому +9

    this game looks so bad but also so fun at the same time

  • @RIPLOUDOG
    @RIPLOUDOG 9 місяців тому +2

    Lmfao when he spoke backwards

  • @DGibbon57
    @DGibbon57 9 місяців тому +1

    30:57 actual Looney Tune

  • @coynelaundry
    @coynelaundry 5 місяців тому

    1:48:10 jerma's Ster impression here is the best i've ever heard it

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 9 місяців тому +3

    I hope that guy's name was reese so you're collecting reese's pieces

  • @QcHyperShock
    @QcHyperShock 2 місяці тому +1

    game just got updated to 1.0

  • @elias-y3k7m
    @elias-y3k7m 9 місяців тому

    dumptruck strikes again. thanks I needed that one.

  • @Kaedevirus
    @Kaedevirus 9 місяців тому

    Now that's a blast from the past

  • @spiffysquidge2724
    @spiffysquidge2724 9 місяців тому

    23:29 what a clean cut

  • @Lux_Ferox
    @Lux_Ferox 5 місяців тому

    This game seems way better than I was expecting.

  • @Herculesbiggercousin
    @Herculesbiggercousin 5 місяців тому

    After over 30 minutes of torture in a high security slave town and starting a new game, Jerma IMMEDIATELY goes up to a prisoner pole thing with his new character and locks himself onto it by accident & has to wait a game-day cycle to get out. What a divine comedy this is

  • @MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo
    @MuhammedMuhammed-xd7qo 5 місяців тому +1

    1:05:00 is a genuine pyschopath moment

  • @m0onwatcher5419
    @m0onwatcher5419 9 місяців тому +1

    30:57 real voice

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 8 місяців тому

    36:48 Why is he so good at that?!

  • @michaelstilon6770
    @michaelstilon6770 9 місяців тому +6

    This is such an old vod omg

  • @thewhitemonkey64
    @thewhitemonkey64 9 місяців тому

    The abrupt ending kills me

  • @zippo6166
    @zippo6166 9 місяців тому +5

    Don’t think we didn’t see that flute video. You took it down but it still notified everyone

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 9 місяців тому

      What?

    • @zippo6166
      @zippo6166 9 місяців тому +3

      @@gabeitch9142 fake fan

    • @grumpysphinx4911
      @grumpysphinx4911 9 місяців тому

      What was the flute video?

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 9 місяців тому +7

      @@grumpysphinx4911 fake fan

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 8 місяців тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@gabeitch9142you either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain

  • @nevaeh9125
    @nevaeh9125 9 місяців тому

    Dumper, please give us the gift of more Jerma RDR2 gameplay

  • @Megaeanton
    @Megaeanton 9 місяців тому +2

    Hello @dumptruck , if you have the time and feel it's worth your time, please do edit the Kenshi streams.

  • @MrSanctuarys
    @MrSanctuarys 9 місяців тому

    best channel name

  • @Dennis-ud2nh
    @Dennis-ud2nh 8 місяців тому

    I think mcnuggets are made by newborn male chickens that are grinded alive. Bon appetit.

    • @turkeygod6665
      @turkeygod6665 8 місяців тому +1

      I think thats actually a myth

  • @licorice3333
    @licorice3333 5 місяців тому

    Honestly not a half fuckin bad impression of peter griffin truth be told

  • @ran4829
    @ran4829 9 місяців тому +1

    explopsives

  • @RyuHaya
    @RyuHaya 4 місяці тому

    Oh my god this fucking game dude...

  • @GuiltyOSheep
    @GuiltyOSheep 9 місяців тому

    Looking back at this game, the dev wanted their own Dead Rising + Dead Island with some extra features

    • @IAmCaligvla
      @IAmCaligvla 9 місяців тому

      And they failed miserably.

  • @neore
    @neore 9 місяців тому

    thank you dumptruck

  • @tobubiify
    @tobubiify 9 місяців тому

    That is a good title

  • @meyr1992
    @meyr1992 9 місяців тому

    there is no way more than 4 people worked on that game

  • @mayafrags
    @mayafrags 9 місяців тому +1

    grimsby mentioned wtf is soap

  • @spencerjohnston5969
    @spencerjohnston5969 9 місяців тому +2

    When I sober I watch better call Saul when drunk I watch jerma. Poggers

  • @biigsmokee
    @biigsmokee 6 місяців тому

    1:45:00 i wish he did a jigsaw bit

  • @dabelugamaster6819
    @dabelugamaster6819 9 місяців тому

    Hey dumptruck kind of an old video but is there any way you could make a long edit of Jerma’s The Last Guardian streams?

  • @fluffdrgn
    @fluffdrgn 9 місяців тому

    Could you do a long edit for the Octogeddon streams? thanks for these you're awesome

  • @KOmyself
    @KOmyself 8 місяців тому

    i love your pfp🤣

  • @konari88
    @konari88 9 місяців тому +1

    banger

  • @scaryperson6652
    @scaryperson6652 9 місяців тому

    thanks

  • @kdu7ehskeowlaj
    @kdu7ehskeowlaj 4 місяці тому

    When was this streamed

  • @DukeoftheAges
    @DukeoftheAges 9 місяців тому +2

    This game looks like a weird skyrim mod lol

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 3 місяці тому

    30:58

  • @KOmyself
    @KOmyself 8 місяців тому

    i fuckin love that pfp🤣

  • @iblame_nargles
    @iblame_nargles 9 місяців тому +5

    the only reason he's retiring is because he knows he's forever indebted to us and he HATES US >:(

  • @Crophe
    @Crophe 9 місяців тому

    6:15

  • @prauwnsauce
    @prauwnsauce 4 місяці тому

    That didn’t happen to me.

  • @kyridd
    @kyridd 6 місяців тому

    wow jerma would LOVE skyrim! he never plays it.

  • @rileyjohnson3161
    @rileyjohnson3161 7 місяців тому

    Did anybody else catch that Grimsby was spelled “Grismby” a couple times when the quests came up lol not hating just thought it was kinda funny lmao

  • @test4O4
    @test4O4 9 місяців тому

    pseudo sponsored

  • @MusashiW-ec2yn
    @MusashiW-ec2yn 9 місяців тому +15

    now that I think about it. i've never seen Jerma once open a menu and change the graphics when a game is running poorly. i also saw that when he did an IQ test, he scored just borderline below normal intelligence, and near special needs.

  • @CruisinBen
    @CruisinBen 9 місяців тому

    omg thx