That water guy is genuinely terrifying Even though he poses almost no threat and looks pretty funny the sound design on him makes him an absolute panic attack inducer
I’m going to start going to community center pools dressed as a devilish spectre or mischievous ghoul of some form or fashion. I’ll just chase swimmers around and speak in tongues and phase through walls until I get pepper sprayed or tased
The title of this video bears libellous implications. A real bad idea for two reasons: 1) it hurts Jerma’s foster father’s feelings. Kilroy Elbertson is an okay human who doesn’t actually smell terribly awful. 2) it risks the attention of Jerma’s actual father, Bastardless Sword; who loathes all living beings, whose blade pierces all defences, and who cannot be destroyed.
This game is kinda charming, you can tell the devs are really going for something they dont have the resources to pull off completely but are trying anyways. Its insane the game functions with that many zombies on screen.
great edit! just as a suggestion though, throwing the date of the original stream in the description is just a nice piece of information to have readily available
that shit killed me dude. i checked the wiki for the game (which isnt very helpful at all) but im pretty sure he picked up the “divine mace” which id hazard is much better than a rake
Oh this stream, how nostalgic I remember being frustrated because, if only he had climbed to the top of the black tower, he would have found the demon boss
I love how at 27:30 he has the idea to pause the game to try and figure out the potion button, but then doesn't go into the options menu to actually look at the controls so he just asks chat what the button is as if they would know and then unpauses before they could possibly respond then dies
I dunno if it's an ADHD thing in general or a subtype Jerma and I share, but this game looks like catnip to me. There are an endless number of zombies. You are never well equipped enough to deal with them, but you can scurry up any surface like a nimble capuchin, and do ludicrous things with all the junk you find, like 360 Flaming Broom Spin. This is... a shenanigan generator. This is the sort of game where you're like "today I am gonna get to that thing over there" and a short walk down the road turns into a solid hour of tomfoolery. It's like the procedural world generation you get in minecraft, except the sense of wonder over new sights is instead a sense of glee at the ways you find to peel a dead dude's face like a misbehaving banana.
now that I think about it. i've never seen Jerma once open a menu and change the graphics when a game is running poorly. i also saw that when he did an IQ test, he scored just borderline below normal intelligence, and near special needs.
You can tell he actually likes this game. Not randomly killing npcs and is focused on progression.
he had to try so hard not to though, and he eventually gave into the desire and found out they don't take damage or react.
@@dan_loeb good, so he didn't have anything to distract him from progression.
@@OnlyLocus NEEEEEEERD
@@coward3781 lol your names coward
@@coward3781JOCKKKK
The “clicking at 90% loaded bricks the game” disclaimer at the start really sets the tone for the stream
Jerma is playing this like it’s his first open world RPG
Cut him some slack. He is like 40. That's when dementia tends to set in.
false@@philj9594
@@philj9594oh crap. I’ve been watching this dude since he was in his twenties. He will be forty in a year and a half. What a trip.
@@philj9594 it starts at 32 imo. You just get worse from there
But you can go anywhere in this game
Just in time for me to go food mode
Watching jerma while eating > watching a movie while eating
Well! The food is gonna end in the first 5 minutes sadly!
absolutely dinner pilled
@@campbell1232personally i think he's lunchmaxxing
He's a mealpilled foodcel
That water guy is genuinely terrifying
Even though he poses almost no threat and looks pretty funny the sound design on him makes him an absolute panic attack inducer
I’m going to start going to community center pools dressed as a devilish spectre or mischievous ghoul of some form or fashion. I’ll just chase swimmers around and speak in tongues and phase through walls until I get pepper sprayed or tased
Love that he's simultaneously concerned with leveling up, and also seemingly ignoring the skill tree
It’s just a number game for mr vegas here lmao
Never seen a game warn you about crashing in the loading screen tips before but it's kind of helpful and i'd take those tips on any game
Can’t wait to watch this while high for the next couple months every single night
This guy is zonked
I’m gonna get zonked too
@@Eternal-WoeITS JUST A LIL CBD
Is this what his fandom is? (I'm zonked)
@@jozzydan66no this is his zonkdom. His fandom is fonked.
it cracks me up how terrified he is of the water ghoul even though the whole game he’s surrounded by zombies 💀
Jerma fighting off chat Simulator
50:40 I wish i could have experienced the magic of joining the stream when this was happening
Ah yes. The shot.
it was heard round the world
and quite the big shot it was!
thank you for this blessing, m'lord
Jerma just plays as a mountain goat the whole game and doesnt follow paths or roads lol
shovelware and zombies go together like jerma and violence
The title of this video bears libellous implications. A real bad idea for two reasons:
1) it hurts Jerma’s foster father’s feelings. Kilroy Elbertson is an okay human who doesn’t actually smell terribly awful.
2) it risks the attention of Jerma’s actual father, Bastardless Sword; who loathes all living beings, whose blade pierces all defences, and who cannot be destroyed.
It was bastardless who spread all those smell allegations
New lore dropped
@@pravkdeyto be clear: Jerma’s parents are both swords from a sword planet and he was born in wedlock. He was adopted by Bostonians.
Starting to think this guy just ran Lieutenant Worf's character bio through google translate 16 times...
This game is kinda charming, you can tell the devs are really going for something they dont have the resources to pull off completely but are trying anyways. Its insane the game functions with that many zombies on screen.
its giving me medieval dead island vibes
@@bitter8656dude same I was thinking of dying light too
who else up stickin em with they pointy ends
i love at 1:40:00 where he is surprised he was hurt when jumping onto people holding swords pointed up
dumptruck is the ideal human being
great edit! just as a suggestion though, throwing the date of the original stream in the description is just a nice piece of information to have readily available
there is no way no one is mentioning the fucking relic weapon he picked up but instead fights the horde with a rake
that shit killed me dude. i checked the wiki for the game (which isnt very helpful at all) but im pretty sure he picked up the “divine mace” which id hazard is much better than a rake
oh my fucking god dumptruck thank you so much
I exclusively want to watch Jerma play super crunchy games like this or something like power washer idk why it's just the perfect format for him
Oh this stream, how nostalgic
I remember being frustrated because, if only he had climbed to the top of the black tower, he would have found the demon boss
Not sure if you take requests, but I'd love to see a long edit of him playing Streamer Simulator.
Car violence that is
Jerks saying “This thing sucks” while using a wooden broom as a weapon is such a Jerma thing
THANK YOU
for this edit very much
thanks for the edit :-)
Just a reminder that Jerma never paid off his debt.
Stick em with the pointy end!
Thank you dumptruck, very cool.
After beating this game around 2 months ago, I'm surprised at how underleveled Jerma is at the General boss fight.
I love how at 27:30 he has the idea to pause the game to try and figure out the potion button, but then doesn't go into the options menu to actually look at the controls so he just asks chat what the button is as if they would know and then unpauses before they could possibly respond then dies
I quite like these edits, condensed without jumping around too much.
This guy was so awesome! I absolutely LOVED his streams😅
(Too bad he turned himself in for multiple homicides)
The fact that jerma still has a 1080 goes to show how humble of a streamer he is
His RE4 remake playthrough showed him with a 3080
@@banned-user oh, streamer lied to chat then, wow.
@@Ozzymand this is old i think
the fact jerma eats food and goes to the bathroom shows how humble of a streamer he is
Dump truck i love these edits. could you perhaps please with a cherry on top include when it was streamed in the description
Don’t think we didn’t see that flute video. You took it down but it still notified everyone
What?
@@gabeitch9142 fake fan
What was the flute video?
@@grumpysphinx4911 fake fan
@@gabeitch9142you either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain
Now that's a blast from the past
dumptruck strikes again. thanks I needed that one.
I hope that guy's name was reese so you're collecting reese's pieces
30:26 the logical modern day jerma being amused and perplexed by the biochemical reactions of his ancestry is a mood
Huh this game seems not all that fun to play personally but it was really funny watching him play it.
I dunno if it's an ADHD thing in general or a subtype Jerma and I share, but this game looks like catnip to me.
There are an endless number of zombies. You are never well equipped enough to deal with them, but you can scurry up any surface like a nimble capuchin, and do ludicrous things with all the junk you find, like 360 Flaming Broom Spin.
This is... a shenanigan generator. This is the sort of game where you're like "today I am gonna get to that thing over there" and a short walk down the road turns into a solid hour of tomfoolery. It's like the procedural world generation you get in minecraft, except the sense of wonder over new sights is instead a sense of glee at the ways you find to peel a dead dude's face like a misbehaving banana.
best channel name
I shit my pants during this video
Damn dude how you doing?
No way dude I shit your pants during this video too
Update on the pant shid? are they still shidded?
Lmfao when he spoke backwards
The abrupt ending kills me
this game looks so bad but also so fun at the same time
25:50 the music made the jigsaw appearance way more tense
18:45 Jerma alerted the horde.
thanks
banger
23:29 what a clean cut
thank you dumptruck
43:17 jerma commenting to himself after using boiling chemicals to destroy the remains of his countless victims
Dumper, please give us the gift of more Jerma RDR2 gameplay
30:58 my whole body hurts
That is a good title
This is such an old vod omg
omg thx
30:57 actual Looney Tune
i love your pfp🤣
Could you do a long edit for the Octogeddon streams? thanks for these you're awesome
36:48 Why is he so good at that?!
the only reason he's retiring is because he knows he's forever indebted to us and he HATES US >:(
explopsives
30:57 real voice
Hey dumptruck kind of an old video but is there any way you could make a long edit of Jerma’s The Last Guardian streams?
Looking back at this game, the dev wanted their own Dead Rising + Dead Island with some extra features
And they failed miserably.
Hello @dumptruck , if you have the time and feel it's worth your time, please do edit the Kenshi streams.
yippee
grimsby mentioned wtf is soap
there is no way more than 4 people worked on that game
i fuckin love that pfp🤣
I think mcnuggets are made by newborn male chickens that are grinded alive. Bon appetit.
I think thats actually a myth
1:45:00 i wish he did a jigsaw bit
pseudo sponsored
Is this a game that HE made?
This game looks like a weird skyrim mod lol
When I sober I watch better call Saul when drunk I watch jerma. Poggers
OOOOHHHH THIS IS SUSMAN!!!
6:15
wow jerma would LOVE skyrim! he never plays it.
Did anybody else catch that Grimsby was spelled “Grismby” a couple times when the quests came up lol not hating just thought it was kinda funny lmao
Am I in the twilight zone or is this an old old jerma video? He played it before.
This is a recent edit of an old stream
@@offfff8292 ah, makes sense. I was wishing he’d play it again lol
What happen?
now that I think about it. i've never seen Jerma once open a menu and change the graphics when a game is running poorly. i also saw that when he did an IQ test, he scored just borderline below normal intelligence, and near special needs.
2 hours is too long bro. even 1 hour might be lil too much
personal timestamp: 30:00
Get a longer attention span
least easily distracted jerma fan