Luckless Larcenist - Jerma Plays Kenshi (Long Edit Part 1)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Astounding how quickly Jerma's incompetency in honest manual labor turns him to thievery
    Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
    #Jerma985 #jerma

КОМЕНТАРІ • 251

  • @eldritch3061
    @eldritch3061 5 місяців тому +558

    these long edits keep me alive (rare medical condition, jermatitis) thanks dumptruck

    • @kinghrath
      @kinghrath 5 місяців тому +14

      Ahh... my condolences for your terminal illness.
      We are here with you.

    • @screwthishi5thing
      @screwthishi5thing 5 місяців тому +2

      I have it also

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 5 місяців тому +15

      unfortunately with the jerma retirement arc, these edits are a finite resource. I hope they find a cure before it comes to that.

    • @demitrysualokin2796
      @demitrysualokin2796 5 місяців тому +44

      JERMA TITTIES????!!!

    • @monocandy
      @monocandy 5 місяців тому

      @@demitrysualokin2796AWOOOGA

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 5 місяців тому +590

    I’ll never forgive the zoomers for taking additional Kenshi streams away from us

    • @victoriouswinner7745
      @victoriouswinner7745 5 місяців тому +107

      as a 87 year old man i agree with this statement

    • @FoB952
      @FoB952 5 місяців тому +11

      I don't watch the streams. How did the Zoomers make it stop?

    • @sho9585
      @sho9585 5 місяців тому +178

      they think the game sucks and boring
      and like veiwtiful joe jerma would stop playing the game if enough people cries that they didnt like it even when jerma likes the game

    • @PurpleRegulator
      @PurpleRegulator 5 місяців тому +62

      They even took Glover away from us.

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea 5 місяців тому +214

      @@sho9585 Kenshi is a good litmus test if people should be allowed to have opinions about video games

  • @AMbradfordfilms
    @AMbradfordfilms 5 місяців тому +232

    Petition to have Jerma play Kenshi again. Sign here.

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 4 місяці тому

      ____ D1ck3aterXx

    • @sirgenesy5099
      @sirgenesy5099 3 місяці тому +2

      no it sucks and it's boring

    • @Andrew-tj8pr
      @Andrew-tj8pr 3 місяці тому +33

      @@sirgenesy5099 womp womp. sounds like a skill issue

    • @sirgenesy5099
      @sirgenesy5099 3 місяці тому

      @@Andrew-tj8pr cool, the game is still boring and looks like shit

    • @Andrew-tj8pr
      @Andrew-tj8pr 3 місяці тому +24

      @@sirgenesy5099 womp womp. sounds like a skill issue

  • @danielorourke8847
    @danielorourke8847 5 місяців тому +102

    Bro is really just making highlights of every Jerma Golden Age stream. God bless you dumptruck 🙏

  • @valartman2671
    @valartman2671 5 місяців тому +127

    I'm so hungry. Could really use some coffee cheetos chicken rn. Thanks dumptruck

  • @skiptothepoint9087
    @skiptothepoint9087 3 місяці тому +21

    i find it funny that Jerma spawned in, immediatly got ko'd for 30 irl minutes and then became inslaved

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus 5 місяців тому +134

    the weekly dump is highly appreciated

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 5 місяців тому +10

      You only go once a week? that's some crazy hole control.

  • @RegnStövel
    @RegnStövel 5 місяців тому +114

    He really listened to much to chat members crying in this era. Good he is doing more what he wants now (chill streams and such) this stream had great moments but was cut short by boring, complaining people in chat

    • @undercoverbreadbug2723
      @undercoverbreadbug2723 5 місяців тому +51

      Even worse that they had him choose one of the hardest starts, of course progress is gonna be slow.

    • @undercoverbreadbug2723
      @undercoverbreadbug2723 4 місяці тому +13

      @@_Bungus Yeah they were setting him up for failure, Kenshi is honestly one of the games I'm glad I picked the most basic possible start. All you gotta watch out for is yourself, no dog to siphon food, no missing limbs, no slavers in sight or bugs hiding in the sand to massacre you.

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb 5 місяців тому +47

    32:55 "don't make him look weird". Immediately he makes a human emperor penguin.

  • @Immortal_Fish
    @Immortal_Fish 3 місяці тому +12

    Most rpg games: you are a chosen one. these weakling robbers don't stand a chance against you from the start.
    Kenshi: Some astmatic cancer patient with a rash will easily beat you to the ground with a broken moulding stick, spit on you and call you dog food

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 5 місяців тому +50

    I just discovered this streamer and am binging this content. Good timing. Funny how he finds such fleshed out games that rarely if ever turn up anywhere else.. like Black Masses. NEVER seen that one.

    • @nachofwg
      @nachofwg 5 місяців тому +6

      Jerma lore really fuckin succs you in, incredible stuff. This man is a legend.

    • @heraclesno
      @heraclesno 5 місяців тому +6

      Oh dude. I got some bad news for you. Jerma soft retired this year but I hope you enjoy his content because he sure has a lot of it

    • @mikeyb0121
      @mikeyb0121 5 місяців тому +50

      @@heraclesno”retired” lol if that’s how you want to describe life imprisonment for the murder and cannibalisation of 14 Cambodian children then alright

    • @hangry3102
      @hangry3102 5 місяців тому +1

      @@heraclesno You absolute sicko, did he also "soft retire" those children at the orphanage that he slaughtered???

    • @ProfessorBuge
      @ProfessorBuge 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@mikeyb0121 Still can't believe the bastard almost got away with it too...

  • @damarziman
    @damarziman 2 місяці тому +5

    God the animal crossing music is so fucking funny with this game

  • @justdirt
    @justdirt 4 місяці тому +11

    I'm seeing a lot of comments crying about the chat during this stream. I feel like I have to remind you to not be parasocial and understand that Jerma is a grown man.
    He didn't play Kenshi on stream again because he didn't want to. Chat did not bully him. "Chat was crying about this game." And you're crying in these comments.
    I like Kenshi videos I think the game is neat. I would love if he played it again. But let's not act like the game is good for streams. Lots not pretend like several hours of nothing happening wasn't cut to make this edit.
    I get it, sometimes chat can get impatient with a game. But Jerma has been open about how he'll play the games he wants to play. Even 7 or 8 years ago he was saying this. I wanted him to play Glover more, but i won't pretend like the game is good to stream or for him to play.
    No, Jerma got tired of streaming the game, chat didn’t want him to continue either, and so he just stopped playing. The fact so many of you are coddling Jerma like he is a child listening to peer pressure is weird

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 5 місяців тому +74

    A dumptruck upload right as I’m packing my bong? Time to get ZONKED

    • @Joseph-xf7jv
      @Joseph-xf7jv 5 місяців тому +25

      This guy fricking Gets it

    • @CamilleTaito
      @CamilleTaito 5 місяців тому

      I'm smoking on some pink panties rn

    • @Harufloof
      @Harufloof 5 місяців тому +13

      I'm high from the Zerma I don't need no bong

    • @hangry3102
      @hangry3102 5 місяців тому +3

      While you get Zonked I'm gonna Zerk off, anyone wants to join that's cool too.

    • @woobi4739
      @woobi4739 4 місяці тому +1

      dude

  • @stwabewwwy
    @stwabewwwy 5 місяців тому +38

    didnt know Jerma played this game wtf

    • @JohnBigMac
      @JohnBigMac 5 місяців тому +9

      "play" is a strong word

    • @Homura.Did.Nothing.Wrong.
      @Homura.Did.Nothing.Wrong. 5 місяців тому +54

      he didnt play it that long sadly. chat was whiny and wanted him to play something else the whole time lol

    • @_trashPANDA
      @_trashPANDA 5 місяців тому +5

      @@JohnBigMac He "experienced" it

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 5 місяців тому

      well now you know

  • @ToodleDoodle
    @ToodleDoodle 5 місяців тому +27

    I wouldn't mind watching again the adventures of CannedRoth, Madame Saddler and Dr House. Sadly it's no longer possible for him to revisit this game due to retirement (and his chat being annoying about this game)

  • @johnmear
    @johnmear 5 місяців тому +21

    dumptruck my beloved

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld 3 місяці тому +4

    I love Kenshi, and I love Jerma, so this is a match made in heaven. In the smoldering, post-apocalyptic ruins of society, these old streams are the only thing that keep me going. Last night, Timmy and Jimmy were murdered by ghouls while out on patrol, and we will show this long play at their funeral to honor them and their sacrifice.

  • @JayJFilms
    @JayJFilms 3 місяці тому +3

    my only source of entertainment the past 5 months has been jerma, i am severely addicted and need rehab to recover from this man.

  • @petroleumproduct
    @petroleumproduct 5 місяців тому +4

    will i be able to rename jerma to jeremiah if i try hard enough?

  • @BoolaidMan
    @BoolaidMan 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm going to wait till I finish these stream edits before I look up a "This is what 1000 hours in kenshi looks like" video and just stare dumbfounded at the stark contrast between playthroughs.

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 3 місяці тому +1

      Now I wanna do that too lol

  • @noneotherthanme9807
    @noneotherthanme9807 5 місяців тому +6

    I thought this was just a reupload until I saw he played it for 8 damned hours, this is much more digestible while keeping the streaming aspect I really like it

  • @itsokiie
    @itsokiie 3 місяці тому +2

    I wish so badly for sims Kenshi edition streams again

  • @aspenEarthmover
    @aspenEarthmover 4 місяці тому +7

    this is literally just the plot of Joseph King of Dreams

  • @maybe_human89
    @maybe_human89 2 місяці тому +3

    i love watching jerma desperately try to understand games above his understanding

  • @billfriendo2
    @billfriendo2 5 місяців тому +5

    remember this stream happening and i was genuinely ecstatic my favourite person playing my favourite game, NICE ! 👍

  • @fingersniff5520
    @fingersniff5520 2 місяці тому +3

    Hate his twitch community

  • @gaugea
    @gaugea 3 місяці тому +5

    why did he just steal save scum for 4 hours straight

    • @gaugea
      @gaugea 3 місяці тому +4

      this is awesome

    • @gaugea
      @gaugea 3 місяці тому +8

      i love that he seems to think the fast forward button makes him move faster than other people

  • @cld252
    @cld252 5 місяців тому +3

    Those pesky zoomers took away Kenshi! He only got to play it for 22 hours!

  • @lolzforlunch
    @lolzforlunch 5 місяців тому +3

    0 views gang 🎉🔫

  • @god9611
    @god9611 5 місяців тому +2

    Does anyone know what OST he started playing?

    • @SwimmingBird941
      @SwimmingBird941 3 місяці тому +2

      If you're still wondering - it was EarthBound, then Animal Crossing, and towards the end Stardew Valley.

    • @god9611
      @god9611 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SwimmingBird941 Thank you

  • @wizardtoast5660
    @wizardtoast5660 5 місяців тому +5

    i love you

  • @Illucien_
    @Illucien_ 3 місяці тому +2

    I refuse to believe this was 3 and a half years ago.

  • @fritzfyr
    @fritzfyr 5 місяців тому +4

    Oh my god - I have been waiting for someone to make a long edit of the Kenshi playthrough! Thanks a lot mr. dumptruck, excited to start watching! 🙂

  • @Sucubius
    @Sucubius 5 місяців тому +4

    This is one of my absolute favourite Jerma gamestreams ever
    Thank you very much for this edit!

  • @venixed184
    @venixed184 5 місяців тому +4

    2k timer as a new player is rough lmao

  • @nachofwg
    @nachofwg 5 місяців тому +2

    I’ve never watched a game in this genre before, fucking incredible. Tysm Dump Daddy.

  • @Talled221
    @Talled221 5 місяців тому +7

    I personally manifested this edit. Thanks team.

  • @DishonoredRat
    @DishonoredRat 5 місяців тому +5

    HE PLAYED KENSHI‽

    • @FDSixtyNine
      @FDSixtyNine 5 місяців тому +12

      He sure did. But his whinning chat filled with Alphabet-people and zoomers whined the whole time. He planned on playing Kenshi for like 8 hours but switched games after like 2 hours.

    • @sheildingepicness
      @sheildingepicness 5 місяців тому +1

      @@FDSixtyNinelol, you’re honestly so deranged… you really feel the need to blame “alphabet people” for the kenshi stream? Get a grip

    • @sheildingepicness
      @sheildingepicness 5 місяців тому +5

      @@FDSixtyNinewhining chat member claims other chat members are actually the babies, their mother cries in quiet for the child they lost

    • @GreggoryL
      @GreggoryL 5 місяців тому +8

      @@FDSixtyNine I'm sorry... Alphabet people...?

    • @balewaif
      @balewaif 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@GreggoryLit's the gays' fault strimmer didn't play my game long enough 😤

  • @SkoobadoobaChoo
    @SkoobadoobaChoo 5 місяців тому +3

    All hale the dump truck🙏🙏🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

  • @randidmmm
    @randidmmm 5 місяців тому +4

    All hail dumptruck

  • @poopchair6878
    @poopchair6878 5 місяців тому +100

    Wish he coulda played this more before he passed :C

    • @higgsbosontesticle
      @higgsbosontesticle 5 місяців тому +4

      Zerma rolled over him and made ASMR out of his corpse

  • @vgamedude12
    @vgamedude12 Місяць тому +2

    This is one of the funniest games Ive seen. Holy hell

  • @TheUnicornChicken
    @TheUnicornChicken 5 місяців тому +5

    Thanks for the dump! 👃💩😋

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 5 місяців тому +1

    We need Jermas like this one to play Kenshi closer to the way it is intended instead of falling down the game's prominent slippery slope of well-rounded development through robbing every town, outpost and person we come across and dismembering everything that moves as I am compelled to do when I play myself.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 3 місяці тому +1

    What a great introduction to Kenshi. Pain and Suffer.

  • @00saturn
    @00saturn 5 місяців тому +2

    jerma played kenshi? based

  • @gonr0gue85
    @gonr0gue85 5 місяців тому +1

    Kenshi is like pushing a boulder up a mountain but once you reach the top and it starts rolling, it'll roll forever.

  • @CFSStudiosAI
    @CFSStudiosAI 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the most unfathomably based jerma has ever been. I wish he played more Kenshi.

  • @PvtPuplovski
    @PvtPuplovski 7 днів тому

    I d never heard of Kenshi until this video, thought it was gonna be a purely goofy physics sandbox, but it’s kinda like a crude 3D RuneScape. Looks fun

  • @saesie4913
    @saesie4913 5 місяців тому +2

    Just found these long edits and I love them so much! Thank you!

  • @Nestul22
    @Nestul22 5 місяців тому +3

    Thank you so much for these

  • @alanstringer.
    @alanstringer. 4 місяці тому +1

    He was in the game for like one minute as CannedRoth and locked himself to a pole. Only Jerma.

  • @Violetpizzaman
    @Violetpizzaman 5 місяців тому +2

    these long edits slap keep it up mx. truck

  • @eamonlabunda6860
    @eamonlabunda6860 5 місяців тому +13

    Does anyone else wish his chat didn't bully him off of the game? I need to know that I'm not the only one :((

    • @Ooughhh
      @Ooughhh 3 місяці тому

      People stink

  • @guy4036
    @guy4036 5 місяців тому +2

    Great game to edit/watch

  • @HoopleBogart
    @HoopleBogart 17 днів тому

    these are amazing, thanks for the edits. you're pretty cool dude.

  • @Lander871
    @Lander871 5 місяців тому +1

    Finally I've been waiting so long for this one, thank you mighty Dumptruck :)

  • @Gabriel_RamirezXD
    @Gabriel_RamirezXD 5 місяців тому +1

    Next game

  • @amphetamineterror7
    @amphetamineterror7 5 місяців тому +2

    dumpless truck

    • @TheArachnoBot
      @TheArachnoBot 5 місяців тому +8

      Dont bite the hand that feeds you man

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 5 місяців тому +1

    We love you. I wouldn't be able to eat without you

  • @zarrowthehorse
    @zarrowthehorse 5 місяців тому +8

    Theres not 6 thousand ads this time, right Mr. Editor?

    • @mikeyb0121
      @mikeyb0121 5 місяців тому +6

      Literally lmao. I commented this before because I was genuinely getting ads every 5-10 minutes. Edit: just got an ad 4 minutes in lol

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 4 місяці тому

      You guys dont use adblockers?

    • @mikeyb0121
      @mikeyb0121 4 місяці тому

      @@JoNarDLoLz not everyone uses a pc…

  • @war_tortoise8681
    @war_tortoise8681 3 місяці тому

    When did jerma play kensshi?

  • @shadowgamez4960
    @shadowgamez4960 5 місяців тому

    I have sleep issues and jerma somehow fixes this by rambling and doing something random.

  • @unexpectedlyastridesystematise
    @unexpectedlyastridesystematise 12 годин тому

    f

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe 5 місяців тому +12

    Holy shit I never expected Kenshi to get a long edit, these were my fav streams that the zoomers fucking ruined.

  • @eprimchad2576
    @eprimchad2576 4 місяці тому

    ive never seen someone so incapable of understanding how to use a camera in game and mouse prompts, this shit is crazy.

  • @decoy3540
    @decoy3540 5 місяців тому

    Hurry up and do the second stream, I wanna see what he does in Kenshi but the vods are just him bumbling around not knowing anything

  • @tim.creenis
    @tim.creenis 5 місяців тому

    Dumptruck you're insane dude. You're filling my Jerma void

  • @augustusfren133
    @augustusfren133 5 місяців тому

    wtf how did I never see that jerma played one of my all time favorites, I’m so friggin happy.

  • @teethbeans9994
    @teethbeans9994 5 місяців тому

    2:20 he looks like Gregory House lol
    Edit: BRUH 2:24

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 5 місяців тому

    1:26:30 this has always been the funniest part of the Kenshi streams for me

  • @botmushin8878
    @botmushin8878 5 місяців тому

    The cycle of life continues, can't wait for part 2.

  • @midokotwow
    @midokotwow 5 місяців тому

    I absolutely LOVE his kenshi content, thank you based Dump

  • @Stapler42
    @Stapler42 4 місяці тому

    For future me, dog getting floored is at 1:26:30

  • @Gaming909
    @Gaming909 5 місяців тому

    Nice! I was hoping someone would make an edit of this one

  • @richmckill4471
    @richmckill4471 4 місяці тому

    It's insane just how bad he is at this

  • @kevinhearty
    @kevinhearty 5 місяців тому

    THANK YOU MR. DUMP! I’ve been wishing for a long edit of this

  • @Megaeanton
    @Megaeanton 5 місяців тому

    Thank you for this! Highly anticipated o7

  • @jermiahenjoyer
    @jermiahenjoyer 5 місяців тому

    Ahhh finally kenshi long edit! I'm so blessed right now. Thank you!

  • @mummynapkin.
    @mummynapkin. 5 місяців тому

    17:48 when the grandpa gets a new pair of pants

  • @FrankieWuzHere
    @FrankieWuzHere 5 місяців тому

    1:13:14
    Oh no

  • @stigmautomata
    @stigmautomata 4 місяці тому

    1:34:45 legendary noise

  • @PookieMonster1738
    @PookieMonster1738 5 місяців тому

    Need more kenshi

  • @ej191
    @ej191 5 місяців тому

    common dumptruck w

  • @treiano
    @treiano 5 місяців тому

    this is so silly

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 5 місяців тому

    I been waiting for this one.

  • @1jhavus543
    @1jhavus543 4 місяці тому

    jackpot

  • @alaughingcow6623
    @alaughingcow6623 5 місяців тому

    classic

  • @UserName-qi3kl
    @UserName-qi3kl 5 місяців тому

    Praise the dump

  • @soosetch
    @soosetch 5 місяців тому

    Hell yes!!! Thank you!!

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 5 місяців тому

    17:47

  • @qouLIVE
    @qouLIVE 4 місяці тому

    i like jerma

  • @Lukie-Boy
    @Lukie-Boy 28 днів тому +1

    At first this looked like shit, then it looked slightly more interesting as the possibilities showed, then it looked like shit because the combat just looks horrible

    • @rpscorp9457
      @rpscorp9457 16 днів тому

      The combat, as long as youre not playing vanilla which actually IS shit, is amazing in depth.
      You need a combat mod overhaul though.

    • @cakecwkecake7479
      @cakecwkecake7479 2 дні тому

      @@rpscorp9457 so it's shit

  • @wheag
    @wheag 5 місяців тому

    this edit was damn perfect, i know i should wait until long edit part 2 comes out but i am already watching the next vod and i kinda want to make my own long edit of the whole series combined, although idk if ill actually have time to do that since i just agreed to edit someones 60 hour elden ring vod

  • @agaD47
    @agaD47 5 місяців тому

    Damn near died laughing no kap - goo shiii....

  • @DukeoftheAges
    @DukeoftheAges 5 місяців тому

    Jerma needs to play more of this, need a whole series.

  • @rpscorp9457
    @rpscorp9457 16 днів тому

    unmodded is crap and boring AF.

  • @sheildingepicness
    @sheildingepicness 5 місяців тому +6

    Man these comments make this hard not to cringe while watching this, so many jaded incels

    • @carwash9333
      @carwash9333 5 місяців тому +2

      fr it's a damn game. They act like Jerma isn't a grown ass man who makes his own decisions

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 5 місяців тому +10

      Reddit word

    • @baddidea4863
      @baddidea4863 5 місяців тому +1

      Imagine reading the comments lol

    • @parrotw3367
      @parrotw3367 4 місяці тому +2

      what does this mean