Discombobulated Plunder - Jerma Plays Thief (Long Edit)

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  • @portablebacon1
    @portablebacon1 7 місяців тому +83

    "oh somebodies bleeeding!!" he exclaims literally 6 seconds after stabbing two guards 57 times.

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 9 місяців тому +903

    Why is he so cracked at b-hopping I laugh every time he does it he moves so gracefully like a swan

    • @TrailCaddy
      @TrailCaddy 9 місяців тому +269

      TF2 brain

    • @PushSnow
      @PushSnow 9 місяців тому +88

      Tf2 probably

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps 9 місяців тому +113

      tf2 caps b-hopping speed at like 5% faster than your normal walking, b-hopping is just really easy and very rewarding on the original thief, if you really do it well the game's camera starts tilting to the side

    • @jollygrapefruit786
      @jollygrapefruit786 9 місяців тому

      Fucking furry hahahahaha

    • @RoloTonyBrownTown69420
      @RoloTonyBrownTown69420 9 місяців тому +34

      You forget he used to be a spy Main?

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 9 місяців тому +648

    of all the games to play with a single earbud

    • @julian0451
      @julian0451 9 місяців тому +56

      ikr, one of the coolest audio propagation systems

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 9 місяців тому +7

      "EAX" is busted hard anyway, who knows if he even set up the game properly

    • @webpombo7765
      @webpombo7765 7 місяців тому +25

      @@ULTRAOutdoorsman You can hear in the video just simple stuff like audio only coming out of one side, many times he was lost looking for an enemy that could clearly be heard on the side he wans't wearing

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 місяців тому +4

      ⁠@@ULTRAOutdoorsmaneven without eax, audio is pretty important in thief to hear if there is an npc in the area, witch direction its coming from, and if its getting louder or softer (npc moving towards or away from you). Which you all get from standard duel output audio.

  • @user-nj6bt5gy4s
    @user-nj6bt5gy4s 8 місяців тому +60

    It’s pretty interesting when Jerma actually plays the game for a change of pace

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 7 місяців тому +5

      This game requires a focus that makes him play it

  • @hrovardran4755
    @hrovardran4755 9 місяців тому +460

    "I'm just trying to play things realistically" he says as he systematically murders every single person in the tavern.

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert 9 місяців тому +41

      If there was a meat grinder we would have really seen somethin'

    • @anderoo9260
      @anderoo9260 3 місяці тому +4

      He's just playing the "murderer: the dark project", not thief like the rest of us.

    • @isaiahgrylls8548
      @isaiahgrylls8548 8 днів тому

      s'how i played it

  • @videobruj
    @videobruj 9 місяців тому +182

    *hit* *hit* *hit* "You cant hurt me with that thing!" *hit* *hit* *hit* "that puny thing cant hurt me!" *hit* *hit* *hit* "you think that can harm me?" *hit* *hit* *hit* "This tickles!" *hit* *hit* *hit* "Your attacks are useless!" *hit* *hit* *hit* "Argh!" *falls over unconscious*

    • @Malkovith2
      @Malkovith2 9 місяців тому +11

      'tis but a scratch

    • @Batsquid_
      @Batsquid_ 9 місяців тому +10

      1:01:50

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 9 місяців тому +3

      Ah! I am pummeled lightly! Who dares it?

    • @therealchief850
      @therealchief850 8 місяців тому +4

      He was manifesting

    • @Stapler42
      @Stapler42 8 місяців тому +3

      not just unconscious, if you hit NPCs with the blackjack enough times they die

  • @chiefbeef9861
    @chiefbeef9861 8 місяців тому +154

    jerma, not content with stealing just objects but also the life of anyone unfortunate to exist near him

  • @captainchrono6448
    @captainchrono6448 9 місяців тому +271

    My favourite part was when Jerma said they made a remake 4 years ago and he was talking about the 2014 reboot for Thief for the PS4, a whole console generation ago

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 9 місяців тому +21

      it was also on ps3

    • @jakeanator
      @jakeanator 9 місяців тому +21

      I fully believed him too. time is a silly thing

    • @nesageera
      @nesageera 8 місяців тому +4

      Its an old stream

    • @shogunpug4071
      @shogunpug4071 8 місяців тому +1

      That Thief is available on 360 as well

    • @captainchrono6448
      @captainchrono6448 4 місяці тому +5

      @@nesageera While this edit came out in 2024 the original stream was in Feb 2022, meaning he was still off by 4 more years

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 9 місяців тому +95

    I was today years old when i realised that in Dishonored the assassin training a novice in daud's hideout is a reference to this game's tutorial. The dialogue is almost identical.

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone 9 місяців тому +11

      𝖄𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖗𝖔

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 3 місяці тому +1

      𝖄𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖗𝖔

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 9 місяців тому +100

    jerma is that guy in a horror movie that just dies by watching the horror come at them and doing nothing about it

    • @henryellis7412
      @henryellis7412 9 місяців тому +25

      He peeps the horror and does nothing to stop it

  • @Ry-mj2eb
    @Ry-mj2eb 9 місяців тому +247

    I only trust dumptruck for all my Jerma long edit needs, they're simply the best.

    • @OogZzZz
      @OogZzZz 9 місяців тому +26

      Is this an Ad for dump truck productions?

    • @Exobiologic
      @Exobiologic 9 місяців тому +40

      I for one , only trust dumptruck ™ for all my Jerma Related Needs and Services, Trusted Service since 1932

    • @elias-y3k7m
      @elias-y3k7m 9 місяців тому +2

      so truee

    • @lokiweb2165
      @lokiweb2165 9 місяців тому +2

      dump truck best truck

    • @apehawk
      @apehawk 9 місяців тому +46

      Untrue, Skye4 is the reigning champ of Jerma long edits

  • @philj9594
    @philj9594 9 місяців тому +32

    I played this game when it came out (yeah I'm old). It was so far ahead of its time. I still think about how awesome it was to play as a kid.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 7 місяців тому +1

      i played it a year ago and its still awesome!

    • @RandomGuyxd
      @RandomGuyxd 17 днів тому

      Looking Glass made some really special games and it makes me so sad to think about how they went bankrupt after Thief 2. Thief and System Shock are some of my favorite games of all time and definitely my favorite games of the 90s

  • @dsmassive2182
    @dsmassive2182 9 місяців тому +96

    jerma knocking people out and dropping them on a fire "i thought i was killing them? i thought i was getting rid of the bodies"

  • @77chance
    @77chance 9 місяців тому +154

    always check the toilet for treasure, my wise angry master taught me

    • @LesserOfTwoWeevils
      @LesserOfTwoWeevils 9 місяців тому +12

      was he red?

    • @77chance
      @77chance 9 місяців тому

      red as the blood of his victims staining his cloak...@@LesserOfTwoWeevils

    • @jmg4566
      @jmg4566 9 місяців тому +5

      @@LesserOfTwoWeevils idk man i heard Mr. Green a few times.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman 9 місяців тому +1

      If there are rafters at all in the level then you have to check all 100 of them also

    • @forecastumbrella1626
      @forecastumbrella1626 6 місяців тому +1

      The pit hungers!!

  • @dudeskeela
    @dudeskeela 9 місяців тому +80

    one day i'll open youtube and there will be a long edit of Jerma's Oblivion playthru

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 24 дні тому +2

    jerma plays this game in such an insane way that im hearing voicelines i've never heard before after hundreds of hours

  • @qualitybait9957
    @qualitybait9957 6 місяців тому +30

    There are no zombies in this game.
    There are zombies in this game.

    • @DeusSalt
      @DeusSalt Місяць тому

      That was an amazing cut.

  • @lasagnalover78
    @lasagnalover78 5 місяців тому +9

    he was always so funny 💔 he will be missed

  • @scribeslendy595
    @scribeslendy595 Місяць тому +4

    >"I found his book stash or somethin"
    >"What is this place?"
    Local illiterate streamer unaware what a library is

  • @doododaadoo8673
    @doododaadoo8673 9 місяців тому +19

    this gameplay is actually making me cry

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 9 місяців тому +80

    I love how the more he plays the more he devolves from Thief to Assassin.

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 9 місяців тому +3

      Stealth games in a nutshell (altough he didn't even get to the infinitely respawning enemies part)

    • @longlivetheking1065
      @longlivetheking1065 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SneedFeedAndSeedwhich there are none of in Thief lol

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 9 місяців тому +4

      @@longlivetheking1065 Into The Maw Of Chaos has infinitely spawning enemies

    • @longlivetheking1065
      @longlivetheking1065 9 місяців тому +1

      @eedandseedThat is a gimmick bossfight tho, def not "stealth games in a nutshell" the variety is cool imo. but its like a symptom of LGS creating what is essentially the very first stealth game

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 9 місяців тому +5

      @@longlivetheking1065 After Trickster gets you it's just constant enemy spam until the end of the game, MGS games always have some action section near the end, splinter cell has some levels where you clearly need shoot around and not sneak. It's just common for stealth games to be unsure of their own gameplay and just put stuff like that lategame.

  • @Stapler42
    @Stapler42 7 місяців тому +10

    For future me, arrow in the back is at 1:10:15, worst aim is at 1:12:05, he has a sword is at 1:57:01

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 2 місяці тому +3

    he literally always forgets shadows make you invisible, he needs to be reminded over and over again

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 9 місяців тому +34

    Sees bottle
    "Can I pick up that bottle?"
    Picks up bottle, accidentally throws it
    "AHUGH-HAH-HO-HOOO"
    A true Thief moment

  • @violetty_
    @violetty_ 9 місяців тому +50

    the b-hop bandit

  • @ryanhoxsie3834
    @ryanhoxsie3834 9 місяців тому +39

    Our favorite civil utility vehicle back at it again with another edit! Keep it up dumptruck!

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 7 місяців тому +6

    Every time he does something dumb there's something even dumber around the corner.

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 3 місяці тому +1

      If he had a theme song that'd sounds like it'd be part of it

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 9 місяців тому +16

    thank youuuuuuuuu. thief is my favourite series and this is such a good stream

  • @rainbowrambo7093
    @rainbowrambo7093 9 місяців тому +8

    Thief is my favourite series and I am shouting at my screen rn

  • @cwookdev
    @cwookdev 9 місяців тому +64

    02:10:30
    psycho streamer says his viewers "aren't people"

    • @beam1898
      @beam1898 9 місяців тому

      what are you trying to say🤨

    • @deadaccount03791
      @deadaccount03791 9 місяців тому +7

      @@beam1898that jerma is a psycho streamer who said his viewers, and i quote, "aren't people"

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 3 місяці тому +1

      they're not

  • @holyheck7134
    @holyheck7134 8 місяців тому +10

    Quick Save Simulator

  • @theancientsam
    @theancientsam 8 місяців тому +5

    yeah when you play old games, they have old control styles. this game came out before analogue and shooters were common

  • @garrettjacobs9778
    @garrettjacobs9778 8 місяців тому +7

    1:01:34 is killing me for some reason, the guard's voice acting is so funny

  • @curlyfires4837
    @curlyfires4837 9 місяців тому +11

    The thing about Jerma and audio books is that he can actually sound like several cartoon characters having a conversation

  • @Mcmos9000
    @Mcmos9000 9 місяців тому +9

    I need a version of this that plays that one CSGO bunnyhop song every time he starts bhopping like a madman

  • @danmensh4591
    @danmensh4591 9 місяців тому +39

    you can tell he's high af

  • @humanharddrive1
    @humanharddrive1 9 місяців тому +5

    i hope he finishes this game some time. i loved when he played this

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla 9 місяців тому +41

    Thief is my favorite game, such a shame he never finished it. This game deserves at least a full playthrough on max difficulty.

    • @cwookdev
      @cwookdev 9 місяців тому +34

      lol he'd be wandering around for hours looking for the last piece of loot

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps 9 місяців тому +12

      other than Song of the Caverns he pretty much played all of the best missions, he should have been convinced to play thief 2

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 9 місяців тому +12

      @@cwookdev i wished he at least played on hard, you miss a lot of stuff playing on normal. if only someone told him the difficulty doesn't actually affect the enemy ai

    • @IAmCaligvla
      @IAmCaligvla 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@jillsandwitch67 Yeah, harder difficulties add new map locations and secrets, you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not playing these games on max difficulty. Hell, the "no kill" rule also completely changes the game for the better, you feel like a ninja.

    • @TheRat9
      @TheRat9 9 місяців тому +9

      That’s literally asking for the most lmao

  • @TheDovahkinia
    @TheDovahkinia 9 місяців тому +37

    You have no idea how infuriating this stream was to watch for me 😂

    • @OrbitalDeathRay
      @OrbitalDeathRay 9 місяців тому +24

      > Garrett pfp
      I have some idea 😂

    • @_untitld7174
      @_untitld7174 9 місяців тому +2

      i could hardly believe it was happening

    • @shogunpug4071
      @shogunpug4071 8 місяців тому +1

      I think they do. They edited the entire thing

  • @jordancasssandra
    @jordancasssandra 24 дні тому

    i love the way that whenever a bit enters jerma's mind he has to physically stop himself from acting it out

  • @mohirender
    @mohirender 9 місяців тому +8

    He thought he was a stealer

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 9 місяців тому +81

    thief gold really has the weirdest default control scheme

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 9 місяців тому +31

      came out in 98, controls were mostly standardized for first person games by then, but those were mostly fps games like quake 1/2. this inherited a bit of the control jank from system shock, which inherited a lot from ultima underworld.

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 9 місяців тому +36

      @@dan_loebIt's good that children will never experience the horror that was 2468 numpad as a control scheme.

    • @TheDovahkinia
      @TheDovahkinia 9 місяців тому +10

      but you can change it however you want, no big deal here honestly

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 9 місяців тому +4

      @@TheDovahkinia yea ofc games still a masterpiece

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes so true thank god for quake players@@justdrop

  • @Malkovith2
    @Malkovith2 9 місяців тому +8

    28:51 he's starting to believe

  • @Halophile
    @Halophile 9 місяців тому +17

    he's so good at this game

  • @MyriadEdits
    @MyriadEdits 4 дні тому

    banging out some work with this in the back ground absolute boppers

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 2 місяці тому +1

    53:05 i love when in thief you get killed and click so fast you skip the death screen

  • @nootron5365
    @nootron5365 9 місяців тому +11

    LETS FUCKING GO i love this stream thank you so much for editing this

  • @bbytyty
    @bbytyty 4 місяці тому +3

    1:43:39 Larry and Steve's Auto Empire

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 3 місяці тому +1

      Come on down, and visit me and Steve!

  • @emberfloat
    @emberfloat 9 місяців тому +2

    fond childhood memory
    hits man with sword

  • @B_dev
    @B_dev 9 місяців тому +3

    thanks dump truck, very cool

  • @littlestanker
    @littlestanker 9 місяців тому +7

    10:15 cool my girlfriend has a scepter like that

  • @SleeperJauffre
    @SleeperJauffre 8 місяців тому +7

    Love his over-the-top "I'm streaming so I need to overact to anything slightly spooky". Real twitch moment

  • @PolumbiusTheThird
    @PolumbiusTheThird 9 місяців тому +7

    this game rocks.

  • @bbbeka_beridze6225
    @bbbeka_beridze6225 9 місяців тому +1

    thank you for this edit

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 24 дні тому

    41:06 this is such an interesting display of jerma's gamer senses

  • @silentgaming5748
    @silentgaming5748 20 днів тому

    13:06
    "Alright I gotta get rid of the blood!" He yells, before dropping to the floor to suck it off the cobblestones

  • @alaraplatt8104
    @alaraplatt8104 4 місяці тому +2

    1:59:46 AAh tried to sneak through the door man. cant make it cant make it

  • @carwash9333
    @carwash9333 17 днів тому

    This playthrough is funny, because Jerma is the assassin, yet we watch him repeatedly get snuck up on

  • @Malkovith2
    @Malkovith2 9 місяців тому +9

    oh shit, that's my favourite game!

    • @Malkovith2
      @Malkovith2 9 місяців тому +4

      im so glad he's enjoying it!

  • @null.6669
    @null.6669 9 місяців тому +3

    2:59 that's like 50% of his bits lol

  • @Shen7272
    @Shen7272 9 місяців тому +4

    Oh this is gonna be painful

  • @elias-y3k7m
    @elias-y3k7m 9 місяців тому +3

    @dumptruck knows what we want. Muawh.

  • @scribeslendy595
    @scribeslendy595 Місяць тому

    Jerma completely failing to understand that a default control scheme is from 1998 is probably gonna suck cracks me up

  • @vein5
    @vein5 9 місяців тому +17

    YIPPIE!!!

  • @SolSeal
    @SolSeal 5 місяців тому

    The “turn me down” got me 😂

  • @Liam-co1bw
    @Liam-co1bw 9 місяців тому

    "I dont have bloodlust!"

  • @burzum6191
    @burzum6191 8 місяців тому

    There's no more accurate stream description

  • @beam1898
    @beam1898 9 місяців тому +2

    2:19:48 there is no way, I will not believe he fell for that three times in a row 😂

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 7 місяців тому

    This game is awesome, never seen it before

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 2 місяці тому

    i love this game so much

  • @kazcoyote2402
    @kazcoyote2402 8 місяців тому +1

    why does the narrator in the tutorial sound like Orson wells

  • @DamienGrey420
    @DamienGrey420 9 місяців тому +2

    Man, Dump truck keeps leaving me dumbstruck. God editor Andy.

  • @FNL47
    @FNL47 5 місяців тому

    ctrl shift alt end, that chatter needs to be vip'd

  • @WARONRICE
    @WARONRICE 8 місяців тому

    need to see him play the Thief game from 2014

  • @loud_shitting
    @loud_shitting 9 місяців тому +1

    jeremy albertsin thanks for videos love danny

  • @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom
    @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom 7 місяців тому

    he really screams a lot in this one

  • @Dennis-ud2nh
    @Dennis-ud2nh 9 місяців тому

    Thief Longplay (JSX)

  • @vantachill
    @vantachill 9 днів тому

    i thought this game would be really hard after watching jerma play it. and well,

  • @Strelnikov403
    @Strelnikov403 8 місяців тому +2

    1:11:34 worst noise of 2023

  • @silentgaming5748
    @silentgaming5748 17 днів тому

    1:57:38 The cut here makes it feel like he gruesomely murdered her offscreen.

  • @MrSlushpies
    @MrSlushpies 5 місяців тому

    20:15 oh great heavens!

  • @Looneyboy
    @Looneyboy 9 місяців тому +1

    Can you put the dates in the description? Love your work!

  • @patch1753
    @patch1753 8 місяців тому +2

    Is the voice actor the same guy who voiced the male protagonist in Dishonoured 2?

  • @blahblorp9015
    @blahblorp9015 9 місяців тому +4

    11:33 1st amendment audit.

  • @ProofreadFire
    @ProofreadFire 9 місяців тому +5

    Man i love Amnesia

  • @tomorbataar5922
    @tomorbataar5922 День тому

    Why is Jerma so handsome? He would make such a cute thief 🥰😃😃

  • @Dan420Bro
    @Dan420Bro 5 місяців тому

    1:54:35 didnt know agent 47 was in this game

  • @ohmygod419
    @ohmygod419 5 місяців тому

    Is everyone just ignoring the part where he talled about having adhd and impulse issues? Bro

    • @ohmygod419
      @ohmygod419 5 місяців тому

      Not saying its a bad thing its just surprisingly vulnerable

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ohmygod419 he's been pretty open about having adhd

  • @giantmang0
    @giantmang0 9 місяців тому +2

    Wow. Thief stream. What af ucking pick for a long edit . How does dumptruck CONTINUE to do it.

  • @user-nj6bt5gy4s
    @user-nj6bt5gy4s 8 місяців тому +1

    Not often do we see Jerma actually play the game and be good at it

    • @nik12937
      @nik12937 8 місяців тому +6

      And this is no exception.

  • @foNy_
    @foNy_ 4 місяці тому +1

    the setting of this game confuses me. why is some of their tech steampunk esque, and gambling might be the last thing that comes to mind when i think of a medieval setting lmao

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 3 місяці тому +2

      it's early industrial technology in a medieval victorian-esque setting, also there's magic

  • @sper.1
    @sper.1 9 місяців тому +3

    PLEASE DO DARK SOULS

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 7 місяців тому

    Dark souls 1 long edit bls

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 7 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MWz-jMrF4Mc/v-deo.html

  • @elias-y3k7m
    @elias-y3k7m 9 місяців тому +1

    that one dislikes comes from a hater.

  • @planet_dawsey595
    @planet_dawsey595 9 місяців тому

    Anyone know when this was originally streamed?

  • @CealPool
    @CealPool 6 місяців тому

    1:41:41

  • @trevorsmith572
    @trevorsmith572 9 місяців тому

    Holy shit is he actually 36??🤣🤣

  • @DelusionsOfParasitosis87
    @DelusionsOfParasitosis87 9 місяців тому

    Cant find the vod for this stream does anyone know the title

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 8 місяців тому +1

      Just search jerma plays thief.

  • @chickenitza8
    @chickenitza8 9 місяців тому

    When was this streamed

  • @saltysalamander8519
    @saltysalamander8519 9 місяців тому

    How long ago did he play this?