It’s all we have now. He’s done gaming and I fucking hate his “friends” and what they’ve changed him into. He’s surrounded by the worst human beings on the fucking planet. Ludwig and all that fucking crew are such hedonistic Assholes who actually think they deserve all the donations and money they get from the paras social relationship that they make. Remember, when Jerma thought that he just wanted to make people happy because he had the ability to make people happy. Eventually that turned into whatever fucking Tik tok zoomer shit he’s doing now, it fucking sucks. That’s the worst part is I fucking hate everyone that he’s involved with now. I fucking hate that. I just rewatch old videos every fucking night. I just rewatch the green scream or the rumbles every fucking night because there’s nothing ever going to be new and I fucking hate everything that he’s going to do from now on. I have nothing to replace. I have nothing I have fucking nothing.
I like moments like this. Like the point where he saw bullet holes appearing in a wall and instead of looking in the opposite direction he just keeps on looking at the wall and is like "where are these bullet holes coming from?"
@@deadaccount03791istg when i play games like this and i think to myself "i can literally walk faster than this irl" is the point when i give up on the game
18:38 I had to rewatch this part because I was more invested in the cutscene than whatever the fuck Jerma was talking about. It wasn't until he said "Wring out the cow's penis' in the glass" that I remembered that Jerma was even talking lmao
The ppl who attack u feel more like zombies or something than like, actual addicts. Like it's so comically ridiculous it feels like the main character is hallucinating most of them (esp since we rlly only see rosa see like one murder guy).
It’s still so endlessly funny to me that nearly every enemy you fight in this game is entirely unrelated to the main story, they’re just random ‘drug addicts’ that populate the city like centipedes
I remember sometime in my pre-teens I had the sudden urge to play one of the Condemned games (I don't remember how I knew of it beforehand) so i bought it from a Gamestop but I played it for like 10 minutes before I got too scared and never picked it up again. Anyways it's really funny watching Jerma turn this game into literally the least scary experience possible
I love hearing Jerma make a PUBG reference to sound hip, and I'm watching this in the year 2024. Anyone else wonder why the cops in this game didn't believe the protagonist about the shooting? I guess it's unlikely that a criminal could jack someone's gun and pop two other cops with it, but isn't it much more likely than a cop going nuts and shooting two of his coworkers for apparently no reason? Always seemed really stupid to me.
@@GreenEyedDazzler I just finished watching Jerma play the second game and let me tell you it makes the first one look like a masterpiece in comparison haha.
On his Part 2 stream, the game was running at 60fps for a few minutes before capping back to 30, no idea how. I'm surprised (or perhaps not surprised, being Jerma and all) he never looked up a fix or patch.
absolutely loving these old jerma stream edits, they always have this comfy nostalgic feel to em
ah yes, back when jerma thought birds were just juice covered by feathers.
It’s all we have now. He’s done gaming and I fucking hate his “friends” and what they’ve changed him into. He’s surrounded by the worst human beings on the fucking planet. Ludwig and all that fucking crew are such hedonistic Assholes who actually think they deserve all the donations and money they get from the paras social relationship that they make.
Remember, when Jerma thought that he just wanted to make people happy because he had the ability to make people happy. Eventually that turned into whatever fucking Tik tok zoomer shit he’s doing now, it fucking sucks.
That’s the worst part is I fucking hate everyone that he’s involved with now. I fucking hate that. I just rewatch old videos every fucking night. I just rewatch the green scream or the rumbles every fucking night because there’s nothing ever going to be new and I fucking hate everything that he’s going to do from now on. I have nothing to replace. I have nothing I have fucking nothing.
I was wondering why that line of jerma putting a tv on his junk sounded familiar
im new here, what year is this stream on?
@Ocidad it's a 2017 stream
gordon ramsey inspecting the bathroom was the pinnacle of my life
Love that the ratio of violent criminals addicted to heroin : regular people in this city is like 20:1
damn i didn't realize this game was set in wilmington
detroit simulator
That’s Portland for ya
It would make more sense if it was a gang
@@croingo8294 I knew Maine wasn't all its cracked up to be
42:33 watch this before watching the whole thing
I like how he asks if you can cook mushrooms over a fire if you really wanted to, as if there's anything that fire _can't_ cook
Pasta?
@@biigsmokee pasta bake
I like moments like this. Like the point where he saw bullet holes appearing in a wall and instead of looking in the opposite direction he just keeps on looking at the wall and is like "where are these bullet holes coming from?"
This game honestly holds up. It’s got that early 2000s jank but it looks really good still and still looks fun to play.
Nvidia just released a beta that lets you inject RTX and Ray tracing into old games and condemned in partially working atm.
I’m gonna see if it works
@@ComplexMotivations that's pretty cool!
i thought the game was ok but the walking was so infuriatingly slow that i refunded lmao
@@deadaccount03791istg when i play games like this and i think to myself "i can literally walk faster than this irl" is the point when i give up on the game
steam screenshot sound always jumpscares me when i activate it by accident, this stream start giving me a little ptsd.
I'm trying to sleep rn but the steam screenshot sound is literally not letting me, I'm fucking gigglin
@@mya_acker have you slept yet
maybe he did... forever...
You can turn it off, grow up
your rate of production for these things is insane, you rule dude
Dead and dying birds has go to be the weirdest collectable
18:38 I had to rewatch this part because I was more invested in the cutscene than whatever the fuck Jerma was talking about. It wasn't until he said "Wring out the cow's penis' in the glass" that I remembered that Jerma was even talking lmao
Wtf was that line fr
13:35 STREAMER CANT DODGE AN AXE
he was eating i call foul
It was a fire axe, he specifically said he could dodge a BATTLE axe
The ppl who attack u feel more like zombies or something than like, actual addicts. Like it's so comically ridiculous it feels like the main character is hallucinating most of them (esp since we rlly only see rosa see like one murder guy).
I mean obviously anyone that does drugs is a raging psychopathic murderer
That hallucination feeling is a core part of the Condemned games, especially 2
this is the perfect video before retirement arc jerma starts, also the constant screenshots makes his bits so much funnier
jerma apparently thinks birds are just like bugs and don't have internal organs. like how does he think that birds sing without lungs???
they just shake the juice inside really fast to sing.
Obviously, they use their chitenous and membraneous tymbals to produce their signature high-pitched chirping sound.
to be fair cicadas sing loud as hell so if you told me birds sing using some weird ass unorthodox method I'd believe it
well parrots dont have lungs and they can sing, whistle, and even talk
1:21:33 is killing me the dude in the background walking away as he hyper focuses on the mannequin is puck Jerma momen
What the fuck was I on when I made this comment
@@PotatoLad430 Idk, good shit it looks like tho lol
this was really entertaining, i love these edits, thank you for putting this together
condemned: criminal oranges
oh my god thank you so much for editing this i love the condemned streams sm
Thanks for the insane amount of edits mr dumptruck 😘
It’s still so endlessly funny to me that nearly every enemy you fight in this game is entirely unrelated to the main story, they’re just random ‘drug addicts’ that populate the city like centipedes
It's like a really exaggerated depiction of Philadelphia
Or what any old person thinks of when they think of an urban area
These longer edits are such a comfort watch for me. Thanks dumptruck! Keep on dumpin
before debt ruined him…
17:42 this is one of the most confusing yet funny bits he's ever done
Ok he HAD to be high this stream what the fuck is he on about
Thanks for the edit!!!
These old jerma streams constantly live rent free in my head.
I remember sometime in my pre-teens I had the sudden urge to play one of the Condemned games (I don't remember how I knew of it beforehand) so i bought it from a Gamestop but I played it for like 10 minutes before I got too scared and never picked it up again.
Anyways it's really funny watching Jerma turn this game into literally the least scary experience possible
Yes I love classic jerma edits, more please!! Thanks for all ur work
would love to see even more retro games these streams were awesome :]
51:28 this feels straight out of a movie
Keep up the good work. Im loving the edits
20:13 jerma would never even DARE to say anything like this past 2019
Yooooo lets go, I have been waiting for this edit tysm!!
What the heck is this, an endless office building?
Thank you for this edit, much appreciated
I loved this game so much. I don’t understand why nothing copied it.
We never got a third one which bothers me. The 2nd game ended on such an insane cliffhanger, I really wanted a conclusion
monolith has made so many great games with unique ideas, blood, nolf, fear, etc. even their tron tie in licensed game has some great ideas in it.
because it's a very strange video game that probably didn't sell very well
@@other_horizon1085The first did extremely well. It was one of only a handful of launch games. The second wasn't as well received.
Outlast is probably the closet thing.
jerma
“cheezee pooz” is making me absolutely lose it
oh good, some old streams to stave off the jerma withdrawl symptoms
I'm over an hour in and I still don't understand what the bottom right of the UI is trying to depict.
I know I’m late to this but I’m pretty sure it’s trying to depict one of those file organizers with the tabs that most detectives/office people use!
Omfg the screenshot noise is so hilarious aaah.
nobody noticed that transition at 45:53 but i did
Please bless us with a Fallout New Vegas edit dumptruck 🙏
laughing zoomed in on the dead ladys neck is genuinely concerning
This was one of the first streams I watched, good times
12:38 Shutter Island
think it was clipped out on purpose since it spoils the whole movie
Condemned is such an incredible game
Ah yes the year was 1987 and PUBG was all the rage
27:36 Wow, Jerma is an iPad kid before iPads. I had a Zenith, it was solid.
36:10
nearly there
I love hearing Jerma make a PUBG reference to sound hip, and I'm watching this in the year 2024.
Anyone else wonder why the cops in this game didn't believe the protagonist about the shooting? I guess it's unlikely that a criminal could jack someone's gun and pop two other cops with it, but isn't it much more likely than a cop going nuts and shooting two of his coworkers for apparently no reason? Always seemed really stupid to me.
Also fingerprints, and forensics, it’s impressive how bad the plot is but still a fun game
@@GreenEyedDazzler I just finished watching Jerma play the second game and let me tell you it makes the first one look like a masterpiece in comparison haha.
@@jamesdulak3108such a shame about the second game, monolith are so inconsistent
FBI chased him for killing 2 cops. and not for the murdering of junkies and homeless people in the bulding xDDDDDDDD
Favourite weapon : BOOT 🥾
Yes !!! My favorite demo as a teen ❤❤❤❤ nothing like smiling mannequins
please tell me somebody told him about the fix for the game's framerate bugs
On his Part 2 stream, the game was running at 60fps for a few minutes before capping back to 30, no idea how. I'm surprised (or perhaps not surprised, being Jerma and all) he never looked up a fix or patch.
Thank you for this. :)
Fifty second adverts is this a sick joke?
Kim, haven't heard that name in a long time
1:38:58 nice edit
Jerma985 Best of Reddit Jokes compilation 3
love this funny guy
24:54 Ted Nivison!?
Why does this game represent what cops do now in real life ?😂😂
Unrealistic that they'd go after one of their own for a murder they didn't do
The whole game is just cops beating the shit out of and killing drug addicts, how do you get any more realistic
How many years did you spend on making this
thx 😊
Didn't know Will Hunting was a streamer
When id he stream this?
2017 based on all the pubg mentions.
I am PUMPED for Call of Duty: Caveman Conflict
1:08:28
skipping the fights is lame as hell
Mary: You look lonely
Does anyone else think Jerma is a funny guy ?
Holy shit, people really thought this guy was funny?
27:50 jerma was an ipad kid since day 1