Same, you gotta protect yourself before you join up. Two broken ankles, two slipped disc's, chronic knee issues.......rejected for asthma even though I ran marathons by the time I tried to join. Made me laugh but I get it. Can't take any chances, never know when that shut gonna flare up.
That is an amphibious landing drill on Onslow Beach Camp Lejeune NC. Army has Amphibious Labding training as well. Sappers / Pontineers still train to do it.
So glad to see my scribe(the 4'7 guy) makin history on the internet. We all knew he would make some funny shit appear and he hasn't disappointed. Here's to 66 and the memories.
@@franciscoriordan9595 Haha! I've only just seen this I wasn't ignoring you. I think I get what you mean, during the winter I wonder where all the hot women have gone, I start thinking they're conspiring to stay indoors until the summer.
I remember seeing when the 4'7 Marine was a recruit in San Diego, Saw him just before I left for Camp Johnson and he was in the entry Platoon. cool to see he went there too, wonder if he also became a mech, a driver or supply
For explanation on the hair out your ass thing: if you have long hair that shit gets everywhere, and sometimes might get in your food. It doesn’t always digest so you gotta literally yoink it out
I saw that 4ft 7in Marine at boot camp. He graduated a month before i did. We shat on him when we saw him, but thinking about it now, dudes a real one. Carried his company guidon at his graduation, and made history while doing it. Semper fi
7:17 i allways have same, lucid, pretty nightmare dreams. so you tell me if i will join the marine corps base on havaii i will have those nightmares continuing irl? cool, i would like that, cause in that dreams i'm not having enought sleep in routine, and like other soldiers just some random cannon fodder, starving furrie.
Hey Mr Nikko, do you know if I’d Be able to get into the RAF or US navy with mild asthma that doesn’t affect my daily life? Thank you. Also I’m not from the USA but thank you for your service ❤
heyyyy, fellow asthmatic here. I'm in the Australian army reserves, since my asthma wasn't too severe. Basically, just go to your recruiter, tell them about it, and they might tell you to get you a medical check from your doctor or a doctor on site. Basically, for me, that check included doing some basic endurance tests and clinical tests. They'll tell you if you meet the standard required, and if not (like I didn't at first) they'll often recommend you try work on it yourself before enlisting. If your asthma is light, asthma ain't actually gonna be that debilitating. What I'd recommend is that you start going on daily jogs, and gradually try increase the distance, or gradually increase reps for things like push ups and the like. Your asthma will improve if you train on it, so just start slow and work your way up to a level that allows you to do like a 5 mile run or the like.
@@Benwut thank you fellow asthmatic person! I go on daily 1.5km runs so I’ll try and up the distance gradually so I get more used to it. When I first started running every day, my lungs hated it and I nearly had asthma attacks but now as it do it more often and regularly, I find that I get used to it and it gets better so I think that’s an improvement. My aim is to become a fighter pilot in the royal air force or navy if I can so that’s why I was asking incase I couldn’t. Thank you for the advice though and thank you for your service!
@@samakers9225 No problem, mate. Good luck with your career though! All that matters is that you put your all into it, ignore the pain, and don't let yourself give up. If you can do that, you'll go far.
@@samakers9225 Oh, and I should note, you are allowed to have an inhaler during your basic, and (depending on your DI/DS/RDC) you might be able to do puffs during a run, but you cannot stop. I'd recommend getting a preventer inhaler if I were you, since that will give you that relief before your training each day.
@@Benwut thank you very much Ma’am/Sir!! I will try my upmost to do that and to believe in myself too even if my family don’t think I’ll get in. Again, thanks for your help and service! Have a good day/night! :)
sooo while at PARRIS ISLAND MY PLATOONS SENIOR DI brought in a stripper to the SQUAD BAY AND A RECRUIT ON FIRE WATCH SALUTED HER! THE ONLY EVER NIGHT PLATOON 2001 HAD 0 FIRE WATCH lmao
My step dad would get this so he would be like: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS ME AND MY BOYS DIDN'T EAT CRAYONS WE ATE ROCKS WITH SOME OCEAN WATER OH AND KID DON'T JOIN THE MARINES IT IS PAINFUL!"-my step dad
The one with the marine corps base hawaii. That dude was in the same unit as me. Best Cpl ever. That base fucking sucked though. Glad that video finally got put on an OG’s UA-cam channel
I hate i mean hate oc spray a taser i dont mind i use to play with electricty as a kid if you dont know its coming its scary and itll start to hurt if you're being tased repeatedly also USAF has the baddest baddie's
The Marines i know invaded the Airforce barracks with nerf guns that had thumb tacks in the darts. Now nerf guns are not aloud on base.
Was this in P cola ? 🤔
@@Christos-Anesti-ICXC yeah
it also wasnt you, lmao
That's savage
Pointy end in the dart or in the airman?
Lol tried to join the marine Corp a few years ago, got denied for asthma. Watching this now? I’m still mad I didn’t get in this vibe is my jam 😂😂
Same, you gotta protect yourself before you join up. Two broken ankles, two slipped disc's, chronic knee issues.......rejected for asthma even though I ran marathons by the time I tried to join. Made me laugh but I get it. Can't take any chances, never know when that shut gonna flare up.
Had a 4'11" Marine in Boot with me and he still made it thru down the reaper and completed the crucible with two fractured tibia's.
That 4’7 marine is 100% gonna be a running recon😂😂 that mf can hide ANYWHERE 🤣🤣
😂
He’s gonna become an American Gurkha.
Luckily he didn't join the airborne/paratroopers.
lol
7:10 um yeah as a Hawaii resident I can see this happening
That is an amphibious landing drill on Onslow Beach Camp Lejeune NC. Army has Amphibious Labding training as well. Sappers / Pontineers still train to do it.
Thanks!
AYO they be having fun
Oh no not the USMC
4:14
Crafton, is that you?
9:19 bro took conceal carry to a another level 🤣
I didn’t know they posted that video lol I was hiding in the back for formation “shortest marine”
He’s right that fence ain’t got shit on the real wall 😂
3:04 yup remember seeing that quite often when I was at lima for 2 months last year
If he went from the kitchen he probably is making more in the Marine core. Cooks/chefs are super underpaid , plus the 70 plus hour weeks
Love your videos
waw i caught this fast, wsg nikko, you're the reason im probably gonna join the military
Hell yeah I love this!
It be like that in Hawaii too 😂
BRUHHH YOU MAKE THE MILITARY LOOK SO FUN I WANNA GO BUT IDKKKK
Marine Cleaning services slowly goes crosseyed during his sales pitch
Nikko which branch in the military is the smellist.
Ima join da USMC now
Nikko what do you think. Military. or collage sports? Like hockey or baseball. My brother is a marine so.
damn that asian guy tanked that OC
Girl thing 😂
my brother went to afghaninstan for 6 mounths in the corps
I am a male and trust me pulling hair out ma crack is fire 🔥
OohRah! 😂😂😂
Did you not see the vape?
Semper Fi.
Oorah motha fuckas
some one tell me how he snuck
in a toy tank
When I'm older I'm going to be a marine
RAAAAHHH SEMPER FI BROTHER RAAAAHHHH
So fast
3:22
It's IDF not Marines
"I know you hispanic, you can get over that fence" love it.
Thanks!
RAHHHHH, love the marines
Yes siir
Same
They are amazing 😂
CRAYON 🖍️
Since my dad was, I gotta love them
He's never shit his pants but has Nikko shit someone else's pants?? 😂🎉
Congrats on Two mill Nikko ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Its been amazing seeing you come so far. Wishing you more success brother.
I want to see Nikki conquer his fears😂 go swimming in the ocean Nikki and vlog it pleassee
So glad to see my scribe(the 4'7 guy) makin history on the internet. We all knew he would make some funny shit appear and he hasn't disappointed. Here's to 66 and the memories.
This whole time I thought Nikko was a marine! 😂
I'm British so it's hard to say, but I'd say your airforce has the hottest women.
They have that reputation but I live next to an AFB and haven’t noticed it. Maybe they don’t let the good looking ones leave the base?
@@franciscoriordan9595
Haha! I've only just seen this I wasn't ignoring you. I think I get what you mean, during the winter I wonder where all the hot women have gone, I start thinking they're conspiring to stay indoors until the summer.
Nah bro Royal Navy women fuck hard.
Gentlemen, I heard some wild stories about female British soldiers last night! Haha
@@camerontovey2315
Playing hide and seek with some female sailors on a ship, that sounds very fun.
I remember seeing when the 4'7 Marine was a recruit in San Diego, Saw him just before I left for Camp Johnson and he was in the entry Platoon. cool to see he went there too, wonder if he also became a mech, a driver or supply
Gotta love the marines nikko! Was here for this stream too!
For real 😂
More fails just what I need this week! Always love the vids
I needed this too!
3:23 these are not marines these are Israeli tankers
For explanation on the hair out your ass thing: if you have long hair that shit gets everywhere, and sometimes might get in your food. It doesn’t always digest so you gotta literally yoink it out
I saw that 4ft 7in Marine at boot camp. He graduated a month before i did. We shat on him when we saw him, but thinking about it now, dudes a real one. Carried his company guidon at his graduation, and made history while doing it. Semper fi
I seriously miss my Corps, my Devil dogs, and my crayons 😂😂😂😂
Marines and their toys, No No 😂😂 Congrats on 2 mil Nikko, I look forward to your videos every day.
aye yo how my man fit a whole ass shotgun down his pant leg WTF
'Embrace the suck' - truer words never spoken
It's funny watching the shortest marine run during pt
The whole video is funny as F but the navy corpsman one is also hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd love to see Nikko tour a submarine one day. 😆
Go army
We all know Airforce got the baddies. Facts.
Shoot I want that little toy tank thing too. 😂 looks like a blast.
Ah, the crayon eaters back at it again
They are here 😂
When nikko post marine video my day goes from 2 to a 10 real quick
3:11 he is saying "My Leg My Leg" your welcome
7:17 i allways have same, lucid, pretty nightmare dreams.
so you tell me if i will join the marine corps base on havaii i will have those nightmares continuing irl? cool, i would like that, cause in that dreams i'm not having enought sleep in routine, and like other soldiers just some random cannon fodder, starving furrie.
No one's talking about play button perfectly on her eyes
Like ANIME
The marine at the ice cream truck at the end is Ssgt Sansonetti. My old plt Sgt. He passed away in 2022. Rest easy man
i had one in my company during basic training that wanted to go through the 2m wall instead going over it xD
Hey Mr Nikko, do you know if I’d Be able to get into the RAF or US navy with mild asthma that doesn’t affect my daily life? Thank you. Also I’m not from the USA but thank you for your service ❤
heyyyy, fellow asthmatic here. I'm in the Australian army reserves, since my asthma wasn't too severe. Basically, just go to your recruiter, tell them about it, and they might tell you to get you a medical check from your doctor or a doctor on site. Basically, for me, that check included doing some basic endurance tests and clinical tests. They'll tell you if you meet the standard required, and if not (like I didn't at first) they'll often recommend you try work on it yourself before enlisting.
If your asthma is light, asthma ain't actually gonna be that debilitating. What I'd recommend is that you start going on daily jogs, and gradually try increase the distance, or gradually increase reps for things like push ups and the like. Your asthma will improve if you train on it, so just start slow and work your way up to a level that allows you to do like a 5 mile run or the like.
@@Benwut thank you fellow asthmatic person! I go on daily 1.5km runs so I’ll try and up the distance gradually so I get more used to it. When I first started running every day, my lungs hated it and I nearly had asthma attacks but now as it do it more often and regularly, I find that I get used to it and it gets better so I think that’s an improvement. My aim is to become a fighter pilot in the royal air force or navy if I can so that’s why I was asking incase I couldn’t. Thank you for the advice though and thank you for your service!
@@samakers9225 No problem, mate. Good luck with your career though! All that matters is that you put your all into it, ignore the pain, and don't let yourself give up. If you can do that, you'll go far.
@@samakers9225 Oh, and I should note, you are allowed to have an inhaler during your basic, and (depending on your DI/DS/RDC) you might be able to do puffs during a run, but you cannot stop. I'd recommend getting a preventer inhaler if I were you, since that will give you that relief before your training each day.
@@Benwut thank you very much Ma’am/Sir!! I will try my upmost to do that and to believe in myself too even if my family don’t think I’ll get in. Again, thanks for your help and service! Have a good day/night! :)
The salsa marine is a space force in disguise
We all know Airforce got the baddies. Facts.
Thanks for covering down on us Marines, Soldier!!! Rah.
Just a question for Nikko and other veterans, is it bad for me to want to go into the marines as a 0311?
Yes, but actually no.
once had a majors daughter go missing turns out she wasw just in the grunt barraks letting everyone have a turn.....it was the majors unit.
One barrack bunny you'd better not get caught with.
Marine battle cries over a time
Before meting Navy:Oorah
After meeting Navy
Marines: My ass hurts😫
Too good 😂
Ayyyyyyyyyy wait nikko ur mexican? What part?
2:30 the vid
As a Mexican my self I find it funny and offensive but it put a smile on my face and he never failed not to
Who do Mexicans get to do their gardening?
The marine in the garbage was saying "MY LEG, MY LEEEG"
7:15 Nah even the spelling says it
when Nikko said I would give anything to do it one more time And that song just came on it hit different
What song is that? I cant find it.
sooo while at PARRIS ISLAND MY PLATOONS SENIOR DI brought in a stripper to the SQUAD BAY AND A RECRUIT ON FIRE WATCH SALUTED HER! THE ONLY EVER NIGHT PLATOON 2001 HAD 0 FIRE WATCH lmao
My step dad would get this so he would be like:
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS ME AND MY BOYS DIDN'T EAT CRAYONS WE ATE ROCKS WITH SOME OCEAN WATER OH AND KID DON'T JOIN THE MARINES IT IS PAINFUL!"-my step dad
Do romainian army next
Fourth
My first SGT left when I left. He loved me. Drill SGT Alfredo Reyna me and Drill SGT Mayoan Santana in Fort Sill ran a mile in 2:46. Hyperspeed.
The one with the marine corps base hawaii. That dude was in the same unit as me. Best Cpl ever. That base fucking sucked though. Glad that video finally got put on an OG’s UA-cam channel
Nikko’s branches need to never have I ever
Technically that shortest marine is not qualified to serve because the height requirement is 58 inches, or 4 feet 8 inches.
in the video at 7:41, the building the were running to is the Golf company squad bay for mct. i know this because unfortunately i had to live there.
keep it up!
So good! Which one made you laugh the most? 😂
My granddad was in the 82nd airborne, his drill sergeant asked for 6 drivers. They had to "drive" a wheelbarrow 😂
Who knows the song playing when the "life is short, make someone else shorter, join the Marines" clip plays? Plz halp
I hate i mean hate oc spray a taser i dont mind i use to play with electricty as a kid if you dont know its coming its scary and itll start to hurt if you're being tased repeatedly also USAF has the baddest baddie's
Bruh I met a 5’2 guy at meps this past week. What branch was he going to the corps. What was his mos? Infantry
Welcome to Hawaii base the happiest place on earth. Where every day's a dream ex for Dec 7 1941
4:14 my teacher who was in the marine did i think he just wanted me to see some BULLSHIT like he prob did
I’ve cried under my welding helmet and in the porto- it’s only bad if someone sees u. So I can honestly ssy there were no witnesses
Nikko’s laugh sounds like tickle me Elmo
Marine won in the bun thing, mainly because the army girl had to much plastic in that face honestly
Someone should tell her that squrting is piss. We have all drank piss😅, ohhra
The first tiktok is Camp Geiger where we do MCT (Marine Combat Training)
Nah my fiancees hair always end up in my asscrack somehow and it drives me crazy 😂
7:09
I felt little like it was sound like something from Harry Potter