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  • @gavinlane7038
    @gavinlane7038 11 місяців тому +615

    The Marines i know invaded the Airforce barracks with nerf guns that had thumb tacks in the darts. Now nerf guns are not aloud on base.

  • @LilMissy9315
    @LilMissy9315 11 місяців тому +35

    Lol tried to join the marine Corp a few years ago, got denied for asthma. Watching this now? I’m still mad I didn’t get in this vibe is my jam 😂😂

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 4 місяці тому +2

      Same, you gotta protect yourself before you join up. Two broken ankles, two slipped disc's, chronic knee issues.......rejected for asthma even though I ran marathons by the time I tried to join. Made me laugh but I get it. Can't take any chances, never know when that shut gonna flare up.

  • @Orrestes13
    @Orrestes13 11 місяців тому +22

    Had a 4'11" Marine in Boot with me and he still made it thru down the reaper and completed the crucible with two fractured tibia's.

  • @oVRazberryVo
    @oVRazberryVo 11 місяців тому +235

    That 4’7 marine is 100% gonna be a running recon😂😂 that mf can hide ANYWHERE 🤣🤣

  • @mythlessrwf
    @mythlessrwf 11 місяців тому +1

    7:10 um yeah as a Hawaii resident I can see this happening

  • @benjaminsnyder4352
    @benjaminsnyder4352 11 місяців тому +1

    That is an amphibious landing drill on Onslow Beach Camp Lejeune NC. Army has Amphibious Labding training as well. Sappers / Pontineers still train to do it.

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 8 місяців тому +5

    Thanks!

  • @vrman823
    @vrman823 11 місяців тому +2

    AYO they be having fun

  • @Aviation1625
    @Aviation1625 11 місяців тому +1

    Oh no not the USMC

  • @Xander_Zimmermann
    @Xander_Zimmermann 11 місяців тому

    4:14
    Crafton, is that you?

  • @brycenramon-3283
    @brycenramon-3283 8 місяців тому

    9:19 bro took conceal carry to a another level 🤣

  • @ChristopherMuscato-i6d
    @ChristopherMuscato-i6d 11 місяців тому

    I didn’t know they posted that video lol I was hiding in the back for formation “shortest marine”

  • @germanfernandez4332
    @germanfernandez4332 11 місяців тому

    He’s right that fence ain’t got shit on the real wall 😂

  • @wrath1204
    @wrath1204 7 місяців тому

    3:04 yup remember seeing that quite often when I was at lima for 2 months last year

  • @dylanellwood2359
    @dylanellwood2359 10 місяців тому

    If he went from the kitchen he probably is making more in the Marine core. Cooks/chefs are super underpaid , plus the 70 plus hour weeks

  • @fussycurve5404
    @fussycurve5404 11 місяців тому +1

    Love your videos

  • @BreadOverAll420
    @BreadOverAll420 11 місяців тому +1

    waw i caught this fast, wsg nikko, you're the reason im probably gonna join the military

  • @Insightfulgrass
    @Insightfulgrass 11 місяців тому

    It be like that in Hawaii too 😂

  • @a3x40
    @a3x40 11 місяців тому

    BRUHHH YOU MAKE THE MILITARY LOOK SO FUN I WANNA GO BUT IDKKKK

  • @cripto130
    @cripto130 11 місяців тому

    Marine Cleaning services slowly goes crosseyed during his sales pitch

  • @Väns1-o4c
    @Väns1-o4c 11 місяців тому +1

    Nikko which branch in the military is the smellist.

  • @LittleTommy-fk8gm
    @LittleTommy-fk8gm 11 місяців тому

    Ima join da USMC now

  • @jwill83
    @jwill83 11 місяців тому

    Nikko what do you think. Military. or collage sports? Like hockey or baseball. My brother is a marine so.

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 6 місяців тому

    damn that asian guy tanked that OC

  • @highmaintenanceredneck4810
    @highmaintenanceredneck4810 11 місяців тому

    Girl thing 😂

  • @oklahomaisbest
    @oklahomaisbest 11 місяців тому

    my brother went to afghaninstan for 6 mounths in the corps

  • @Jake-bs5st
    @Jake-bs5st 5 місяців тому

    I am a male and trust me pulling hair out ma crack is fire 🔥

  • @CaptMac-zw8mz
    @CaptMac-zw8mz 8 місяців тому

    OohRah! 😂😂😂

  • @MXKIDS1
    @MXKIDS1 11 місяців тому

    Did you not see the vape?

  • @HoleInTheWallProduction
    @HoleInTheWallProduction 11 місяців тому

    Semper Fi.
    Oorah motha fuckas

  • @kvf64
    @kvf64 11 місяців тому

    some one tell me how he snuck
    in a toy tank

  • @PeytonBraunscheidel
    @PeytonBraunscheidel 11 місяців тому

    When I'm older I'm going to be a marine

  • @karoldrozdz9721
    @karoldrozdz9721 11 місяців тому

    So fast

  • @אברהם326
    @אברהם326 11 місяців тому

    3:22
    It's IDF not Marines

  • @umbraviventem
    @umbraviventem 11 місяців тому +73

    "I know you hispanic, you can get over that fence" love it.

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 9 місяців тому

    Thanks!

  • @seastriker2877
    @seastriker2877 11 місяців тому +82

    RAHHHHH, love the marines

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 11 місяців тому +65

    He's never shit his pants but has Nikko shit someone else's pants?? 😂🎉

  • @Sourav_Ahmed
    @Sourav_Ahmed 11 місяців тому +87

    Congrats on Two mill Nikko ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Its been amazing seeing you come so far. Wishing you more success brother.

  • @leticiasegura1249
    @leticiasegura1249 11 місяців тому +22

    I want to see Nikki conquer his fears😂 go swimming in the ocean Nikki and vlog it pleassee

  • @nathanczyz6755
    @nathanczyz6755 10 місяців тому +11

    So glad to see my scribe(the 4'7 guy) makin history on the internet. We all knew he would make some funny shit appear and he hasn't disappointed. Here's to 66 and the memories.

  • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
    @Fighting_Fatigue_117 11 місяців тому +18

    This whole time I thought Nikko was a marine! 😂
    I'm British so it's hard to say, but I'd say your airforce has the hottest women.

    • @franciscoriordan9595
      @franciscoriordan9595 11 місяців тому

      They have that reputation but I live next to an AFB and haven’t noticed it. Maybe they don’t let the good looking ones leave the base?

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 9 місяців тому

      @@franciscoriordan9595
      Haha! I've only just seen this I wasn't ignoring you. I think I get what you mean, during the winter I wonder where all the hot women have gone, I start thinking they're conspiring to stay indoors until the summer.

    • @camerontovey2315
      @camerontovey2315 9 місяців тому +1

      Nah bro Royal Navy women fuck hard.

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 9 місяців тому

      Gentlemen, I heard some wild stories about female British soldiers last night! Haha

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 9 місяців тому

      @@camerontovey2315
      Playing hide and seek with some female sailors on a ship, that sounds very fun.

  • @chriskirk9708
    @chriskirk9708 11 місяців тому +12

    I remember seeing when the 4'7 Marine was a recruit in San Diego, Saw him just before I left for Camp Johnson and he was in the entry Platoon. cool to see he went there too, wonder if he also became a mech, a driver or supply

  • @BrianDamages420
    @BrianDamages420 11 місяців тому +40

    Gotta love the marines nikko! Was here for this stream too!

  • @ACmeh
    @ACmeh 11 місяців тому +21

    More fails just what I need this week! Always love the vids

  • @dovmanheimer2280
    @dovmanheimer2280 11 місяців тому +4

    3:23 these are not marines these are Israeli tankers

  • @jdsmith8282
    @jdsmith8282 11 місяців тому +5

    For explanation on the hair out your ass thing: if you have long hair that shit gets everywhere, and sometimes might get in your food. It doesn’t always digest so you gotta literally yoink it out

  • @dusting1851
    @dusting1851 11 місяців тому +19

    I saw that 4ft 7in Marine at boot camp. He graduated a month before i did. We shat on him when we saw him, but thinking about it now, dudes a real one. Carried his company guidon at his graduation, and made history while doing it. Semper fi

  • @MeanFemaleDevilDog
    @MeanFemaleDevilDog 11 місяців тому +6

    I seriously miss my Corps, my Devil dogs, and my crayons 😂😂😂😂

  • @Flametrooper998
    @Flametrooper998 11 місяців тому +7

    Marines and their toys, No No 😂😂 Congrats on 2 mil Nikko, I look forward to your videos every day.

  • @nicholastormey5946
    @nicholastormey5946 11 місяців тому +2

    aye yo how my man fit a whole ass shotgun down his pant leg WTF

  • @occamsrazorblades
    @occamsrazorblades 11 місяців тому +6

    'Embrace the suck' - truer words never spoken

  • @tinytimmyers2023
    @tinytimmyers2023 11 місяців тому +7

    It's funny watching the shortest marine run during pt

  • @Amber_H.C
    @Amber_H.C 11 місяців тому +6

    The whole video is funny as F but the navy corpsman one is also hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherdillard1
    @christopherdillard1 11 місяців тому +10

    I'd love to see Nikko tour a submarine one day. 😆

  • @ChanceLandry-kn3jr
    @ChanceLandry-kn3jr 11 місяців тому +2

    Go army

  • @nicholashernandez1494
    @nicholashernandez1494 11 місяців тому +5

    We all know Airforce got the baddies. Facts.

  • @stephanieturner6912
    @stephanieturner6912 11 місяців тому +5

    Shoot I want that little toy tank thing too. 😂 looks like a blast.

  • @Shadowfeather
    @Shadowfeather 11 місяців тому +4

    Ah, the crayon eaters back at it again

  • @mrsaggienuts6084
    @mrsaggienuts6084 11 місяців тому +4

    When nikko post marine video my day goes from 2 to a 10 real quick

  • @JP_Tonic
    @JP_Tonic 11 місяців тому +2

    3:11 he is saying "My Leg My Leg" your welcome

  • @eduardostapenko6808
    @eduardostapenko6808 11 місяців тому +1

    7:17 i allways have same, lucid, pretty nightmare dreams.
    so you tell me if i will join the marine corps base on havaii i will have those nightmares continuing irl? cool, i would like that, cause in that dreams i'm not having enought sleep in routine, and like other soldiers just some random cannon fodder, starving furrie.

  • @sulochanawadalkar8747
    @sulochanawadalkar8747 10 місяців тому +1

    No one's talking about play button perfectly on her eyes
    Like ANIME

  • @CowpokeCannoneer
    @CowpokeCannoneer 10 місяців тому +1

    The marine at the ice cream truck at the end is Ssgt Sansonetti. My old plt Sgt. He passed away in 2022. Rest easy man

  • @yaNasTy
    @yaNasTy 11 місяців тому +1

    i had one in my company during basic training that wanted to go through the 2m wall instead going over it xD

  • @samakers9225
    @samakers9225 11 місяців тому +4

    Hey Mr Nikko, do you know if I’d Be able to get into the RAF or US navy with mild asthma that doesn’t affect my daily life? Thank you. Also I’m not from the USA but thank you for your service ❤

    • @Benwut
      @Benwut 11 місяців тому +2

      heyyyy, fellow asthmatic here. I'm in the Australian army reserves, since my asthma wasn't too severe. Basically, just go to your recruiter, tell them about it, and they might tell you to get you a medical check from your doctor or a doctor on site. Basically, for me, that check included doing some basic endurance tests and clinical tests. They'll tell you if you meet the standard required, and if not (like I didn't at first) they'll often recommend you try work on it yourself before enlisting.
      If your asthma is light, asthma ain't actually gonna be that debilitating. What I'd recommend is that you start going on daily jogs, and gradually try increase the distance, or gradually increase reps for things like push ups and the like. Your asthma will improve if you train on it, so just start slow and work your way up to a level that allows you to do like a 5 mile run or the like.

    • @samakers9225
      @samakers9225 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Benwut thank you fellow asthmatic person! I go on daily 1.5km runs so I’ll try and up the distance gradually so I get more used to it. When I first started running every day, my lungs hated it and I nearly had asthma attacks but now as it do it more often and regularly, I find that I get used to it and it gets better so I think that’s an improvement. My aim is to become a fighter pilot in the royal air force or navy if I can so that’s why I was asking incase I couldn’t. Thank you for the advice though and thank you for your service!

    • @Benwut
      @Benwut 11 місяців тому +2

      @@samakers9225 No problem, mate. Good luck with your career though! All that matters is that you put your all into it, ignore the pain, and don't let yourself give up. If you can do that, you'll go far.

    • @Benwut
      @Benwut 11 місяців тому +2

      @@samakers9225 Oh, and I should note, you are allowed to have an inhaler during your basic, and (depending on your DI/DS/RDC) you might be able to do puffs during a run, but you cannot stop. I'd recommend getting a preventer inhaler if I were you, since that will give you that relief before your training each day.

    • @samakers9225
      @samakers9225 11 місяців тому

      @@Benwut thank you very much Ma’am/Sir!! I will try my upmost to do that and to believe in myself too even if my family don’t think I’ll get in. Again, thanks for your help and service! Have a good day/night! :)

  • @brandylorraine
    @brandylorraine 8 місяців тому +1

    The salsa marine is a space force in disguise

  • @nicholashernandez1494
    @nicholashernandez1494 11 місяців тому +1

    We all know Airforce got the baddies. Facts.

  • @RSKLove
    @RSKLove 11 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for covering down on us Marines, Soldier!!! Rah.

  • @mr.head09
    @mr.head09 11 місяців тому +3

    Just a question for Nikko and other veterans, is it bad for me to want to go into the marines as a 0311?

  • @dishonored3026
    @dishonored3026 11 місяців тому +1

    once had a majors daughter go missing turns out she wasw just in the grunt barraks letting everyone have a turn.....it was the majors unit.

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver 9 місяців тому

      One barrack bunny you'd better not get caught with.

  • @The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past
    @The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past 11 місяців тому +6

    Marine battle cries over a time
    Before meting Navy:Oorah
    After meeting Navy
    Marines: My ass hurts😫

  • @hobodarkness7696
    @hobodarkness7696 11 місяців тому +1

    Ayyyyyyyyyy wait nikko ur mexican? What part?

  • @KikiGarcia-we2wq
    @KikiGarcia-we2wq 11 місяців тому +7

    2:30 the vid
    As a Mexican my self I find it funny and offensive but it put a smile on my face and he never failed not to

  • @sole_survivor3014
    @sole_survivor3014 11 місяців тому +1

    The marine in the garbage was saying "MY LEG, MY LEEEG"

  • @LonelyPluto317
    @LonelyPluto317 2 місяці тому +1

    7:15 Nah even the spelling says it

  • @ronaldo-cr7-number-7
    @ronaldo-cr7-number-7 11 місяців тому +2

    when Nikko said I would give anything to do it one more time And that song just came on it hit different

    • @zodiacwillgetu
      @zodiacwillgetu 6 місяців тому

      What song is that? I cant find it.

  • @whitefeatherairsoft8002
    @whitefeatherairsoft8002 11 місяців тому

    sooo while at PARRIS ISLAND MY PLATOONS SENIOR DI brought in a stripper to the SQUAD BAY AND A RECRUIT ON FIRE WATCH SALUTED HER! THE ONLY EVER NIGHT PLATOON 2001 HAD 0 FIRE WATCH lmao

  • @YOUR_LOCAL_VENT-mb4yk
    @YOUR_LOCAL_VENT-mb4yk 8 місяців тому

    My step dad would get this so he would be like:
    "RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS ME AND MY BOYS DIDN'T EAT CRAYONS WE ATE ROCKS WITH SOME OCEAN WATER OH AND KID DON'T JOIN THE MARINES IT IS PAINFUL!"-my step dad

  • @danieldode2893
    @danieldode2893 6 місяців тому +1

    Do romainian army next

  • @Hekwkehsush
    @Hekwkehsush 11 місяців тому +1

    Fourth

  • @soartothesky
    @soartothesky 5 місяців тому

    My first SGT left when I left. He loved me. Drill SGT Alfredo Reyna me and Drill SGT Mayoan Santana in Fort Sill ran a mile in 2:46. Hyperspeed.

  • @josephlara8717
    @josephlara8717 11 місяців тому

    The one with the marine corps base hawaii. That dude was in the same unit as me. Best Cpl ever. That base fucking sucked though. Glad that video finally got put on an OG’s UA-cam channel

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 11 місяців тому +1

    Nikko’s branches need to never have I ever

  • @XarmenKarshov
    @XarmenKarshov 9 місяців тому

    Technically that shortest marine is not qualified to serve because the height requirement is 58 inches, or 4 feet 8 inches.

  • @callmegray4598
    @callmegray4598 11 місяців тому

    in the video at 7:41, the building the were running to is the Golf company squad bay for mct. i know this because unfortunately i had to live there.

  • @DefoNotAPerson
    @DefoNotAPerson 11 місяців тому +3

    keep it up!

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts 11 місяців тому

      So good! Which one made you laugh the most? 😂

  • @deziredawn7275
    @deziredawn7275 5 місяців тому

    My granddad was in the 82nd airborne, his drill sergeant asked for 6 drivers. They had to "drive" a wheelbarrow 😂

  • @kenananaquitchichich4772
    @kenananaquitchichich4772 11 місяців тому

    Who knows the song playing when the "life is short, make someone else shorter, join the Marines" clip plays? Plz halp

  • @Tylermaddox1911
    @Tylermaddox1911 10 місяців тому

    I hate i mean hate oc spray a taser i dont mind i use to play with electricty as a kid if you dont know its coming its scary and itll start to hurt if you're being tased repeatedly also USAF has the baddest baddie's

  • @MrSharkytales
    @MrSharkytales 10 місяців тому

    Bruh I met a 5’2 guy at meps this past week. What branch was he going to the corps. What was his mos? Infantry

  • @insaneclown158
    @insaneclown158 11 місяців тому

    Welcome to Hawaii base the happiest place on earth. Where every day's a dream ex for Dec 7 1941

  • @DrockThe1st
    @DrockThe1st 11 місяців тому

    4:14 my teacher who was in the marine did i think he just wanted me to see some BULLSHIT like he prob did

  • @Metalheart880
    @Metalheart880 11 місяців тому

    I’ve cried under my welding helmet and in the porto- it’s only bad if someone sees u. So I can honestly ssy there were no witnesses

  • @KTMBOI450
    @KTMBOI450 11 місяців тому +1

    Nikko’s laugh sounds like tickle me Elmo

  • @KingCheese84
    @KingCheese84 11 місяців тому

    Marine won in the bun thing, mainly because the army girl had to much plastic in that face honestly

  • @sebaortiz3389
    @sebaortiz3389 11 місяців тому

    Someone should tell her that squrting is piss. We have all drank piss😅, ohhra

  • @resolutehat866
    @resolutehat866 11 місяців тому

    The first tiktok is Camp Geiger where we do MCT (Marine Combat Training)

  • @marshallbaeth1156
    @marshallbaeth1156 8 місяців тому

    Nah my fiancees hair always end up in my asscrack somehow and it drives me crazy 😂

  • @melissamartinez2632
    @melissamartinez2632 4 місяці тому

    7:09
    I felt little like it was sound like something from Harry Potter