From what I was told by a submariner the worst day is "when your 5 months and 20 days into a 6 month deployment and your resupply includes ice cream you just got 3 more months"
That's a negative with the missing NODs. During one FTX, our SCO's driver lost his NODs. They kept the entire battalion out in the field searching for them for 48 hrs. We didn't even bother with checking the gear.
im sitting in my bed watching your videos with my window open, there is a summer thunderstorm outside, it is 10:30 at night. Just said my night prayers. Haven't felt this relaxed in a long time. Thanks for your videos Nico. God bless you.
Worst sentence to hear in the Navy: " tonight we are having steak and lobster for dinner!!" ..... Always always means your deployment just got extended by at least a month, usually 2.....
Worst we could hear was "Oh, I see the company is bored" in basic, when we allowed ourself to not look busy. Digging holes, running around with or without gas masks. After some time we developed "my spider senses are tingling" and knew an officer was coming, so we were all "busy".
I was on final guard for a field exercise, had been up for long enough to actually hallucinate. Had a full on conversation with a dude who I acknowledged did not exist. I stood up to walk around, in my head, it was 9 steps, but in reality, it was like 20. I turned around that the truck was half way between me and God. I went back to the truck so fast cause I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it before just eating it in the desert.
Thank you for making such funny content, I've been watching your videos and shorts to help me fall asleep most nights in my hard times. Much love my guy you do more for us than you think
Some mongolians blame and insult kazakhs for who can't speak mongolian well but in Kazakhstan over 130 nations living in peace and they even going to switch to latin letters while Mongolia changing to everything in Mongolian script in 2025. Difference is the one country switching to international language's letter while other one is going to get back Genghis Khan's script ☠️
The shadow people aren't a hallucination. They're really there, you're just in a state to be able to perceive them. People who were in certain desserts will absolutely attest to their existence and healthy fear amongst the locals.
03:23 I went to a range to practice for a shooting competition, they told us to arrive 2 hours early for 'zeroing' and so in the mean time i took a nap on a bench
Dirt, sweat, and tears from my wife after the field is a happy marriage. There is no bs she can do after that that will make me divorce her. She’s a keeper!!! 😂
I alway feel like the little devil on my friends' shoulders when I'm trying to get them to enlist. When I get one to take their ASVAB and talk to recruiters I'm just like "GOT YO ASS"
The worst sentence is ''Okay Everyone tomorrow we have a first formation at 0630 with battalion, but the commander wants us to be there at 0430 any questions''
5:30 --> My old boss told me about one time when she was over the armory for a military base. There were some NVGs, a rifle, and a plate carrier missing and IIRC she said they locked down the base. Turns out, it was some gear the CO over the base had been assigned and he just...forgot it somewhere.
I`m a combat medic and the worst thing I ever heard was "MEDIC!!", all because some idiot took an Adrenapen from my AFAK, they thought it busted, but the shit work very well, and you can imagine what happen.... and that`s why you never mess with the company medic shits
Bro Said “if that’s an NCO super inappropriate” BUT NIKKO LISTEN. IF THAT WAS ME IN THAT POSITION AND YOU WERE THE NCO IM NOT STOPPING SHIT. YOU CANT STOP ME.
From what I was told by a submariner the worst day is "when your 5 months and 20 days into a 6 month deployment and your resupply includes ice cream you just got 3 more months"
Ice cream and or pizza almost always signify something bad is happening in the military.
For me when I was in the UK military the sentence we didn't want to hear was "so any volunteers," and they say it with such a smirk on their face
I feel like it’s universal that whenever someone says “so any volunteers?” They already eye ball fuckin the ones they wanna pick anyway 😂
That is the classic, you are about to be "voluntold" to do that anyway but they ask just to see everyone cringe.
Brings back memories. The "motorbike driving course" was always a good one.
US version is "I need 3 for a detail"
The worst sentence in the military is "i felt a click under my boots"
I got something a little worse than that why is there yellow gas coming?
Or "that's not a friendly in the sky"
Oh if there's click under your boot's R.I.P to you you just stepped on a landmine😂😂
Worst sentence in any branch. "First Sergeant is here..and he looks pissed." "You had better hope that's a mine...."
“Is that a grenade?” Famous final words
That's a negative with the missing NODs. During one FTX, our SCO's driver lost his NODs. They kept the entire battalion out in the field searching for them for 48 hrs. We didn't even bother with checking the gear.
im sitting in my bed watching your videos with my window open, there is a summer thunderstorm outside, it is 10:30 at night. Just said my night prayers. Haven't felt this relaxed in a long time. Thanks for your videos Nico. God bless you.
Damn over 2 mil subs congrats nikko. Your videos resonates with vets even over seas just so you know :-)
The Army actually has accountability!!! Fucking love this. Marines have crayons to hide our fails. 😂
So true 😂
They taste better. . .
According to a friend. . 😁
When a marine loses an eye his buddy draws a new one on
Worst sentence to hear in the Navy: " tonight we are having steak and lobster for dinner!!" ..... Always always means your deployment just got extended by at least a month, usually 2.....
When the platoon Sgt says that he needs five volunteers, with no details. 😅
Worst we could hear was "Oh, I see the company is bored" in basic, when we allowed ourself to not look busy. Digging holes, running around with or without gas masks. After some time we developed "my spider senses are tingling" and knew an officer was coming, so we were all "busy".
I love watching you Nikko. My favorite was the one with the POV: Anytime It Starts Raining In The Field.
Props to Nikko for calling out that NCO for flirting with the PFC. So inappropriate.
Worst Sentence in the Army back in 1999 was Mandatory Fun Run w/ Weps. As the Unit Armorer I hated that, with 1 hr before last formation.
Let’s go it’s always a good day when Nikko posts
Always!
“WALDEN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”
Is the worst sentence for me😂
Can we all agree that Niko is the best! 😂
YES 🙌
Yessssss😂😂😂😂
That psyop shit was lowkey 100% real. Love it.
Worst sentence in the military "Hey, the CO needs a few volunteers."
The guys doing the work never volunteered
The worst sentence in the military is "Your HR metrics are overdue".
I was on final guard for a field exercise, had been up for long enough to actually hallucinate. Had a full on conversation with a dude who I acknowledged did not exist. I stood up to walk around, in my head, it was 9 steps, but in reality, it was like 20. I turned around that the truck was half way between me and God. I went back to the truck so fast cause I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it before just eating it in the desert.
2:54 The Privat saying “Oops” when dealing with loaded weapons.
Love that Energy, keep it up!! Greetings from Germany
Bro, I am so glad I spent 8 years in the Army and got out. I just turned 35 and look half that guys age, lol. Army makes you age 3x faster.
Wow that’s insane!
I know he looks fucking 70😂😂😂😂
Nikko fills us up with content frequently
He is consistent as hell!
The worst sentence to hear in the military while on deployment: the AC-130 got shot down
i feel like "fix bayonets" might be the scariest sentence
Only for the weak.
That depends on who's telling you.
“He’s throwing bullets at you” got me cracked up
Thanks for the laughs, Nikko
He never fails to provide 🙌
Gotten me through some rough times, and also just makes me laugh.@@nikkoortizshorts
You never disappoint. Always a good time watching you! ❤
Imo worst sentence/ thing to hear is when you radio check after falling asleep and just hear one word "landline"
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7:24 Zonk has the highest adrenaline rush.
Thank you for making such funny content, I've been watching your videos and shorts to help me fall asleep most nights in my hard times. Much love my guy you do more for us than you think
Some mongolians blame and insult kazakhs for who can't speak mongolian well but in Kazakhstan over 130 nations living in peace and they even going to switch to latin letters while Mongolia changing to everything in Mongolian script in 2025. Difference is the one country switching to international language's letter while other one is going to get back Genghis Khan's script ☠️
"your injury is not service related" worst thing a soldier can ever hear 100%
Gotta say, 4 years ago they almost got me with the "The National Guard doesn't deploy" shit
LETS GO NIKKOOOOO!!! Funny asf...
2:51 “hey, you have fireguard” shit makes me throw hands
The shadow people aren't a hallucination. They're really there, you're just in a state to be able to perceive them. People who were in certain desserts will absolutely attest to their existence and healthy fear amongst the locals.
I was thinking the scariest sentence would be “oh S#!t I just dropped that live grenade at your feet BYE BYE”
For me, the worst sentence was always "The ship is underway."
"General quarters, General Quarters this is not a drill"
03:23 I went to a range to practice for a shooting competition, they told us to arrive 2 hours early for 'zeroing' and so in the mean time i took a nap on a bench
Dirt, sweat, and tears from my wife after the field is a happy marriage. There is no bs she can do after that that will make me divorce her. She’s a keeper!!! 😂
Worst line in the army: "you're in your own time now!"
The worst sentence I ever heard was: “We don’t know where the CYZ-10 is.” 😬
Oh my 😂
Hey the loading video is me 😂😂😂😂
Bro the worst thing to hear is someone knocking at your yelling “get up 9:00am”
6:08 hilarious broskie 😂
Worst thing to hear in the navy over the 1MC. “Tonight we’re having steak and lobster”.
The worst sentence is your IO telling you they broke the UAV payload and blame you for it.
Worst sentence in the Army is "The trucks are just over that hill". For you who don't know, the trucks are NEVER over the next hill.
The worst sentence " Hey Jay?" Yeah?" "You have anything good to say about John?"
Worst sentence to hear in the military: “You’ll get it in Theatre.”
I would argue the worst thing to hear on the military would be " Man down" or even worse "All stations, we just lost Pepper our Military working Dog"
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A bad thing to hear in the military? "I NEED A VOLUNTEER. OH.. PFC.. THANKS FOR VOLUNTEERING"
Worst sentence in the military is “hey why were you not at fire watch”
I alway feel like the little devil on my friends' shoulders when I'm trying to get them to enlist. When I get one to take their ASVAB and talk to recruiters I'm just like "GOT YO ASS"
Worse sentence to hear was "I need some volunteers" .
Worst phrase: "We got another FRAGO"
Our company sgt. did always say: "I prepared something for You guys. You're gonna like it."
We did not.
best creator ever
and i haven't been in the military and I know how scary it is to hear that sentence after service
The worst sentence to hear "Half right phase, front leaning rest position, move"
The worst sentence is ''Okay Everyone tomorrow we have a first formation at 0630 with battalion, but the commander wants us to be there at 0430 any questions''
5:30 --> My old boss told me about one time when she was over the armory for a military base. There were some NVGs, a rifle, and a plate carrier missing and IIRC she said they locked down the base. Turns out, it was some gear the CO over the base had been assigned and he just...forgot it somewhere.
That last clip was the company running 18-minute miles. If you can sing a cadence you aren't running fast enough.
I love the box falling, hilarious!
Worst sentence in the military, “I dropped my grenade”
2:08 you NEED TO DO THAT NIKKO
Every video is chaotic fun 😂
"your the reason why I joined the army" "OH FU--" GOT ME ROLLING
The one sentence my twin and I always hear is “Where is your profile?” Worse sentence
Be a Warrant. we do what we want.
Worst sentence, “chief wants you in his office NOW”
The sentence is probably give me 50 more
Love the vids
Military definitely sponsors Nikko for these videos. Hes an undercover recruiter.
"To piggyback on what the company commander said"
Bro that would take 5 hours to pick up
“First Sergeant wants to see you in his office, he said to bring a water source.”
Marine corps fails ot2 next pls!! Love
4:55 The army motto: hurry up and wait
I`m a combat medic and the worst thing I ever heard was "MEDIC!!", all because some idiot took an Adrenapen from my AFAK, they thought it busted, but the shit work very well, and you can imagine what happen.... and that`s why you never mess with the company medic shits
Ooopppssss! One word that equals an entire sentence and no meaning is good 😂
Worst sentence to hear in the military would be “FIX BAYONETS”
worst lines as a lower enlisted : "Hey, give me 2!"
The worst for marines is “hey devil” while out in town
I feel like a man going down on a female soldier after the field would be so much worse than a woman going down on a male soldier 😂
"Wake up you're bagging the watch" and "we're being extended"
35 years old, 5 sec load time, 100% certified BA. I love our military.
Nco saying”is this your cat card”
The worst sentence i think in the military is "GET UP A RAID/ BOMBING IS HAPPENING"
Worst sentence in the Navy "General quarters, General Quarters this is not a drill"
Nope, that is the BEST sentence you will ever hear in the Navy.
In the Royal marines the worst sentence you will hear is any volunteers
The worst thing to see during the military: sees team mate thrown gernade at wall will no pin
man I used to wrap tape around my heels during ruck marches because I would get the worst blisters ever
Worst sentence: “You’re getting demoted.”
Bro Said “if that’s an NCO super inappropriate” BUT NIKKO LISTEN. IF THAT WAS ME IN THAT POSITION AND YOU WERE THE NCO IM NOT STOPPING SHIT. YOU CANT STOP ME.
Keep up the great content.
niko vibing to the music is what I needed to see today :p