From what I was told by a submariner the worst day is "when your 5 months and 20 days into a 6 month deployment and your resupply includes ice cream you just got 3 more months"
im sitting in my bed watching your videos with my window open, there is a summer thunderstorm outside, it is 10:30 at night. Just said my night prayers. Haven't felt this relaxed in a long time. Thanks for your videos Nico. God bless you.
That's a negative with the missing NODs. During one FTX, our SCO's driver lost his NODs. They kept the entire battalion out in the field searching for them for 48 hrs. We didn't even bother with checking the gear.
Worst sentence to hear in the Navy: " tonight we are having steak and lobster for dinner!!" ..... Always always means your deployment just got extended by at least a month, usually 2.....
I was on final guard for a field exercise, had been up for long enough to actually hallucinate. Had a full on conversation with a dude who I acknowledged did not exist. I stood up to walk around, in my head, it was 9 steps, but in reality, it was like 20. I turned around that the truck was half way between me and God. I went back to the truck so fast cause I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it before just eating it in the desert.
Worst we could hear was "Oh, I see the company is bored" in basic, when we allowed ourself to not look busy. Digging holes, running around with or without gas masks. After some time we developed "my spider senses are tingling" and knew an officer was coming, so we were all "busy".
Thank you for making such funny content, I've been watching your videos and shorts to help me fall asleep most nights in my hard times. Much love my guy you do more for us than you think
Some mongolians blame and insult kazakhs for who can't speak mongolian well but in Kazakhstan over 130 nations living in peace and they even going to switch to latin letters while Mongolia changing to everything in Mongolian script in 2025. Difference is the one country switching to international language's letter while other one is going to get back Genghis Khan's script ☠️
The shadow people aren't a hallucination. They're really there, you're just in a state to be able to perceive them. People who were in certain desserts will absolutely attest to their existence and healthy fear amongst the locals.
Dirt, sweat, and tears from my wife after the field is a happy marriage. There is no bs she can do after that that will make me divorce her. She’s a keeper!!! 😂
03:23 I went to a range to practice for a shooting competition, they told us to arrive 2 hours early for 'zeroing' and so in the mean time i took a nap on a bench
I alway feel like the little devil on my friends' shoulders when I'm trying to get them to enlist. When I get one to take their ASVAB and talk to recruiters I'm just like "GOT YO ASS"
I`m a combat medic and the worst thing I ever heard was "MEDIC!!", all because some idiot took an Adrenapen from my AFAK, they thought it busted, but the shit work very well, and you can imagine what happen.... and that`s why you never mess with the company medic shits
The worst sentence in the military is "i felt a click under my boots"
I got something a little worse than that why is there yellow gas coming?
Or "that's not a friendly in the sky"
Oh if there's click under your boot's R.I.P to you you just stepped on a landmine😂😂
Worst sentence in any branch. "First Sergeant is here..and he looks pissed." "You had better hope that's a mine...."
“Is that a grenade?” Famous final words
From what I was told by a submariner the worst day is "when your 5 months and 20 days into a 6 month deployment and your resupply includes ice cream you just got 3 more months"
Ice cream and or pizza almost always signify something bad is happening in the military.
For me when I was in the UK military the sentence we didn't want to hear was "so any volunteers," and they say it with such a smirk on their face
I feel like it’s universal that whenever someone says “so any volunteers?” They already eye ball fuckin the ones they wanna pick anyway 😂
That is the classic, you are about to be "voluntold" to do that anyway but they ask just to see everyone cringe.
Brings back memories. The "motorbike driving course" was always a good one.
US version is "I need 3 for a detail"
The Army actually has accountability!!! Fucking love this. Marines have crayons to hide our fails. 😂
So true 😂
They taste better. . .
According to a friend. . 😁
When a marine loses an eye his buddy draws a new one on
im sitting in my bed watching your videos with my window open, there is a summer thunderstorm outside, it is 10:30 at night. Just said my night prayers. Haven't felt this relaxed in a long time. Thanks for your videos Nico. God bless you.
That's a negative with the missing NODs. During one FTX, our SCO's driver lost his NODs. They kept the entire battalion out in the field searching for them for 48 hrs. We didn't even bother with checking the gear.
When the platoon Sgt says that he needs five volunteers, with no details. 😅
Damn over 2 mil subs congrats nikko. Your videos resonates with vets even over seas just so you know :-)
I love watching you Nikko. My favorite was the one with the POV: Anytime It Starts Raining In The Field.
Worst sentence to hear in the Navy: " tonight we are having steak and lobster for dinner!!" ..... Always always means your deployment just got extended by at least a month, usually 2.....
Worst Sentence in the Army back in 1999 was Mandatory Fun Run w/ Weps. As the Unit Armorer I hated that, with 1 hr before last formation.
Let’s go it’s always a good day when Nikko posts
Always!
The worst sentence in the military is "Your HR metrics are overdue".
I was on final guard for a field exercise, had been up for long enough to actually hallucinate. Had a full on conversation with a dude who I acknowledged did not exist. I stood up to walk around, in my head, it was 9 steps, but in reality, it was like 20. I turned around that the truck was half way between me and God. I went back to the truck so fast cause I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it before just eating it in the desert.
7:24 Zonk has the highest adrenaline rush.
Ramirez protect the Burger Town
3:15 Sleep deprivation induced hallucinations are weird as hell.
You never disappoint. Always a good time watching you! ❤
Nikko fills us up with content frequently
He is consistent as hell!
Bro, I am so glad I spent 8 years in the Army and got out. I just turned 35 and look half that guys age, lol. Army makes you age 3x faster.
Wow that’s insane!
I know he looks fucking 70😂😂😂😂
“WALDEN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”
Is the worst sentence for me😂
Worst sentence in the military "Hey, the CO needs a few volunteers."
The guys doing the work never volunteered
Love that Energy, keep it up!! Greetings from Germany
2:54 The Privat saying “Oops” when dealing with loaded weapons.
Worst we could hear was "Oh, I see the company is bored" in basic, when we allowed ourself to not look busy. Digging holes, running around with or without gas masks. After some time we developed "my spider senses are tingling" and knew an officer was coming, so we were all "busy".
6:08 hilarious broskie 😂
I love the box falling, hilarious!
LES GO!! NEW AMAZING CONTENT FROM NIKKO!
“He’s throwing bullets at you” got me cracked up
The first clip is already sad
LETS GO NIKKOOOOO!!! Funny asf...
That psyop shit was lowkey 100% real. Love it.
worst sentence to hear in the military - 'THEY'RE FIRING WILLIE PETE!'
i feel like "fix bayonets" might be the scariest sentence
Only for the weak.
That depends on who's telling you.
Bro that would take 5 hours to pick up
Imo worst sentence/ thing to hear is when you radio check after falling asleep and just hear one word "landline"
Worst sentence in the Army is "The trucks are just over that hill". For you who don't know, the trucks are NEVER over the next hill.
Worst sentence in the military, “I dropped my grenade”
I would argue the worst thing to hear on the military would be " Man down" or even worse "All stations, we just lost Pepper our Military working Dog"
Low key.. I’ve thought niko is a psyop recruiter.
Thanks for the laughs, Nikko
He never fails to provide 🙌
Gotten me through some rough times, and also just makes me laugh.@@nikkoortizshorts
Can we all agree that Niko is the best! 😂
YES 🙌
Yessssss😂😂😂😂
8:40 Army got you guys walking around like GTA npcs
The worst sentence I ever heard was: “We don’t know where the CYZ-10 is.” 😬
Oh my 😂
Thank you for making such funny content, I've been watching your videos and shorts to help me fall asleep most nights in my hard times. Much love my guy you do more for us than you think
Some mongolians blame and insult kazakhs for who can't speak mongolian well but in Kazakhstan over 130 nations living in peace and they even going to switch to latin letters while Mongolia changing to everything in Mongolian script in 2025. Difference is the one country switching to international language's letter while other one is going to get back Genghis Khan's script ☠️
The shadow people aren't a hallucination. They're really there, you're just in a state to be able to perceive them. People who were in certain desserts will absolutely attest to their existence and healthy fear amongst the locals.
Enemy dropping in the A.O
Bro just wanted to jump the stream 😂
Every video is chaotic fun 😂
2:51 “hey, you have fireguard” shit makes me throw hands
Nikko I absolutely love your videos my grandpa retired from the Air Force after 34 years
The worst sentence " Hey Jay?" Yeah?" "You have anything good to say about John?"
She was Honduran not Mexican 😂😂 she had the flag and country in the back
The worst sentence to hear in the military while on deployment: the AC-130 got shot down
and i haven't been in the military and I know how scary it is to hear that sentence after service
Dirt, sweat, and tears from my wife after the field is a happy marriage. There is no bs she can do after that that will make me divorce her. She’s a keeper!!! 😂
The worst sentence is your IO telling you they broke the UAV payload and blame you for it.
YEAAAAAAA ANOTHER NIKO VID
That zonk was the best, you were going to have a battalion run 😅
And escorted "Chief want's to see you."
Yeaa we love military failures /injuries /funny punishments
2:08 you NEED TO DO THAT NIKKO
I have been out 20yrs. Glad it hasn't changed
Worst line in the army: "you're in your own time now!"
worse thing to hear in the military,, we are having t bone steak and lobster at the mess hall tonight.
Does that actually happen?! 😳
4:55 The army motto: hurry up and wait
Worst thing to hear reference lone tree last person goes again 😂
If jeez. These always make my day 😂
9:54 bro doesn't need the gun, he is the gun.
"your injury is not service related" worst thing a soldier can ever hear 100%
Worst to hear is, nothing can be help
03:23 I went to a range to practice for a shooting competition, they told us to arrive 2 hours early for 'zeroing' and so in the mean time i took a nap on a bench
Worst sentence to hear in the military: “You’ll get it in Theatre.”
"Wake up you're bagging the watch" and "we're being extended"
I alway feel like the little devil on my friends' shoulders when I'm trying to get them to enlist. When I get one to take their ASVAB and talk to recruiters I'm just like "GOT YO ASS"
I`m a combat medic and the worst thing I ever heard was "MEDIC!!", all because some idiot took an Adrenapen from my AFAK, they thought it busted, but the shit work very well, and you can imagine what happen.... and that`s why you never mess with the company medic shits
worst lines as a lower enlisted : "Hey, give me 2!"
Worse sentence to hear was "I need some volunteers" .
Giving me flashbacks
Worst sentence, “chief wants you in his office NOW”
Bro the worst thing to hear is someone knocking at your yelling “get up 9:00am”
Worst sentence to hear in the military would be “FIX BAYONETS”
Ooopppssss! One word that equals an entire sentence and no meaning is good 😂
For me, the worst sentence was always "The ship is underway."
"General quarters, General Quarters this is not a drill"
I feel like a man going down on a female soldier after the field would be so much worse than a woman going down on a male soldier 😂
The first one was what they call a mag dump
The worst for marines is “hey devil” while out in town
niko vibing to the music is what I needed to see today :p
Lol the shadow demons. Yeah dawg that’s sleep deprivation, lol
Hey Ortiz you motivated to make longer videos??? Luv you're stuff man...
when the explosives guy says oh i messed up
"To piggyback on what the company commander said"
Awesome Vid Nikko, Could You do a JTAC loadout in oporator!
man I used to wrap tape around my heels during ruck marches because I would get the worst blisters ever
The worst sentence to hear "Half right phase, front leaning rest position, move"
These fails are why I'm joining the army ngl
2:58 "commander I dropped a nade, but I still have the pin" 😅😂
“First Sergeant wants to see you in his office, he said to bring a water source.”
I ship out this monday, your the reason I joined.
I was thinking the scariest sentence would be “oh S#!t I just dropped that live grenade at your feet BYE BYE”