They can't because that name will be reserved for a newer branch in the future when we go to fight wars in space. Space Force does top secret hacker sht with mad scientists. They dont put ppl down. When the time comes space marines will be a thing for sure
As Army soldiers, we always laughed at how "cushy" the Air Force had it at Lackland AFB while we were stationed at Ft Sam. No more. Space Force has them beat!
94 asvab, straight into the Marines. Never even looked at another branch. No signing bonus, deployed twice, service connected percentage. Also zero regrets.
9:35 1. army, 2. navy, 3. air force, 4. marines, 5. coast guard, 6. space force As much as space is cool (currently in uni for astrophysics) idk why space force exists, and if its to prepare for the future, why arent they training for space conditions as a primary thing. I also think that space camos would be funny, like a full black spacesuit with a star pattern on it.
I stayed in hotels that nice for the air force. ask your editor about our rooms in portland, or hawaii. it was great. also, navy got way more money. Service Funding in Billions Navy $202.5 Army $185.5 Air Force $185.1 Marine Corps $53.2
Yes space force is the new gucci branch. I'm out here tryna fix planes with rusted tools and a chow hall that had to be vacated for a week due to overheating because the AC in the dorms and the chow hall completely died for about 2 weeks. People literally had to flood the exchange every meal time for food And space force isnt smarter. We let them think that. If they wanna say otherwise they can catch these hands and I can rly put them on the spectrum
Nah, teaching space force recruits to point their weapons at each other is on purpose; gets them ready to fight shape shifting aliens, mind controlling aliens and all that other nonsense.
I think the guy at 9:47 was talking about funding and to my understanding (my brother is a lifer in the marines ) says space force gets the most money now
Nico its simple, space force is for all the folks that want to server but aren't useful in the other branches. Its a pity branch, like daycare for adults.
Personally I would say bottom 3: Coast Guard, Space Force, and Marines. middle 2: Air Force and Navy while I would out the army at the top spot due to funding, opportunities, more jobs to choose from and versatility with skills on the civilian side
NIKKO!! LUV THIS GUYS CONTENT!! EDIT: Space Force looks like summer camp where everyone gets a participation award LOL yal weak AF lol and they mentioned summer camp half way thru the vod hell ye!
I'm a Army Officer, on a Space Force base working for the the Airforce, You would be amazed how true the stuff you see in this vid is...
I served 32 years in the USAF. Nothing surprises me.
Sincerely,
JB III, Maj Gen, USAF (ret.)
Space Force points their guns at each other in training for the times they need to take an imposter out 😂
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*cue Spider-Man meme* 🫰🏼👉🏼🫵🏼👈🏼
I'm telling you, I saw Ramirez vent, sir.
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They missed a gigantic opportunity to call them “Space Marines”
They can't because that name will be reserved for a newer branch in the future when we go to fight wars in space. Space Force does top secret hacker sht with mad scientists. They dont put ppl down. When the time comes space marines will be a thing for sure
Nah, now marines need there own subsidiary intelligence and cyber security branch called the space marines
they fucked up
There are space Marines in the space force
nah i wanna be a fuckin spartan or ODST
That space force basic training looked like the lobby before you drop into a battle royal.
🤣🤣🤣
That last one made it sound like space force is were you go when all other branches said you weren't good enough for them.
This stream was less than 6hrs ago. Editors going ham, huge respects!!
For real!!
@@nikkoortizshortsSecret Service or private security fails?
@@nikkoortizshortsNiko did you hear already about SPACE SOC( SATTELITE CCT)?
Like how wtf. Beast mode.
6:19 That's why Nikko isnt airforce right there...
Nikko:"I thought you only had to serve in the Army for four...
(Throws up three fingers)
Nikko:"What the fu-
the inner Marine trying to come out
I’m pretty sure the Air Force still tryin’ to figure out what the Space Force.😂😂
Thanks!
Love those audio issues at 8:36!!! I'm just serious! But really, you're awesome! NikkoOrtiz
Was looking for this hahah
Needs more Stargate SG-1 memes.
There's a Jack O'Neil poster in their tier 1 ready room for sure 😂
There better is!
It is always a amazing day when Nikko makes a amazing video!❤❤
Always!
For real
As Army soldiers, we always laughed at how "cushy" the Air Force had it at Lackland AFB while we were stationed at Ft Sam. No more. Space Force has them beat!
Please keep them coming Nikko you crack me up. You also don't make me regret my decision to go Army like everyone else does 😂
He's only pro army because he was army
oorah
Be all you can be in the Army
TODAY
Sorry, Niko, Navy has biggest budget. For 2023 $230.8 billion was requested for the Navy.
Bro space force is gonna be first to fight aliens so they can see how the aliens fight, then send in our real shit 😂😂😂😂
Space Force content is an automatic win for the day, this was great!
94 asvab, straight into the Marines. Never even looked at another branch. No signing bonus, deployed twice, service connected percentage. Also zero regrets.
1. Coast guard when you destroy his sand castle
2. Army
3. Navy
4. Marines
5. Air Force
6. Coast guard
Love the stream and the editing yall did!! Great video!
just wait till space force gets a hologram name tag on their uniform the airforce is gonna flip
Keep ‘em coming Nikko, And, Mr.Editor, phenomenal job as always
We all want more space force potatoes 🥔🎉
Did anyone else’s audio cut out at like 8:50
I think the zero g thing was probably just a mandatory fun day lol
Another banger from nikko and his team 😂
Never misses 😅
9:35 1. army, 2. navy, 3. air force, 4. marines, 5. coast guard, 6. space force
As much as space is cool (currently in uni for astrophysics) idk why space force exists, and if its to prepare for the future, why arent they training for space conditions as a primary thing. I also think that space camos would be funny, like a full black spacesuit with a star pattern on it.
When you join space force then learn you wont be fighting demons on mars.
Those machines have a weakness. Energy. Remember that.
Lesss go! Love the fails! Can’t wait to see all these robots!
Me too!
Awesome vid like always NIKKO!
Army has monthly retreats, we call it going to the field!
1:15 that space after the N savin' this mans whole career 😶💀💀😂
Im still amazed that the space force is real! I really thought it was an April fools joke😂
When our CAC readers read Space Force CAC's it just labels them under the Branch "s" lol
There are only 2 branches, the Army and the Navy. Everyone else, works for those 2.
See no audio Nikko randomly start throwing it back… gyat!
the only reason why space force would be happier to go to work is that space force dose nothing
They're training them in communications. They're building character for diplomatic relations with extraterrestrials.
1:53 Clearly this is a trust bulding exercise for unit cohesion.
space force so new they dont even know what they do yet
I keep waiting for someone to come out and say space force isn’t real. We’re in a simulation
The obstacle course was at Pacer Forge
I stayed in hotels that nice for the air force. ask your editor about our rooms in portland, or hawaii. it was great.
also, navy got way more money.
Service Funding in Billions
Navy $202.5
Army $185.5
Air Force $185.1
Marine Corps $53.2
6:26 got real to quick 😂😭
Yes, that’s the good part about zero g. You can have no legs and still move efficiently😂
Yes space force is the new gucci branch. I'm out here tryna fix planes with rusted tools and a chow hall that had to be vacated for a week due to overheating because the AC in the dorms and the chow hall completely died for about 2 weeks. People literally had to flood the exchange every meal time for food
And space force isnt smarter. We let them think that. If they wanna say otherwise they can catch these hands and I can rly put them on the spectrum
This video's concept was blessed by the heavens!
im a former military brat and i can 100% say with full confidence space force got it waaaayyy better
Me who lives in Colorado: Alright, imma go find that space force base
I got a 52 on my ASVAB and Air Force recruiter was a douche saying that I can’t do anything so bye NEXT I walked 2 doors over to Navy
With the boot camp thing, TOTAL wrong branch dad supposed to be NAVY BRO
Combat training for space is just playing the space CoD game.
Nah, teaching space force recruits to point their weapons at each other is on purpose; gets them ready to fight shape shifting aliens, mind controlling aliens and all that other nonsense.
You should do OCS fails for the different branches 🤣
I bet the friendly fire in space is high and teams kills are up.
I think the guy at 9:47 was talking about funding and to my understanding (my brother is a lifer in the marines ) says space force gets the most money now
08:38 the scilence fuckin kills me
Nico its simple, space force is for all the folks that want to server but aren't useful in the other branches. Its a pity branch, like daycare for adults.
Id rate the top the most "OOUUGA ARGKA BOOGA!!?? "With frantic caveman voice and look" belongs on the top hahaha
Number 6: Army. Number 5: Marines. Number 4:Marines. Number 3: Marines. Number 2: Marines. Number 1: Marines.
When he said “semper pie” cried laughing
You and AngryCops are my absolute favs!!
They should have a branch that works with the marines I wonder what they would be called
I'm just waiting for the Navy one!
Mr. Editor been waiting for this moment for his whole Editorial life
Lets go niko all vies redt to like and comment on your videos. Keep up the good work
I’m kinda surprised Nikko didn’t rip a fat one during the sponsor part
Personally I would say bottom 3: Coast Guard, Space Force, and Marines. middle 2: Air Force and Navy while I would out the army at the top spot due to funding, opportunities, more jobs to choose from and versatility with skills on the civilian side
Nikko doing Marine Corp math
Nikko:why did you join the space force
:bridgit commercial...FRESH LEMONADE
We all know they training to be ODST'S (so they think)
End up being station ground on Reach two weeks before Glassing
Bro that girl actually responded go your vid 😂😂😂
Shout out to mr. Editor for making his little cameo in the video. It made this video and my day much better:)
niko can you make a vid on the polish army
My kids high school was doing recruiting at her school all week. Army, Air Force and Navy
The robo dog was AF
NIKO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT FLEET MARINE DOING SPACE COMMAND TRAINING( SPACE FLEET)?
The pyramid ranking was how much FUNDING THEY GET.
Not how "Good" they are.
NIKKO!! LUV THIS GUYS CONTENT!! EDIT: Space Force looks like summer camp where everyone gets a participation award LOL yal weak AF lol and they mentioned summer camp half way thru the vod hell ye!
space force we train zero g son
going to tech school on a now space force base, i can def say that the space force has got it better!
Joined the space force,, still deployed to the F_cking desert
90+? Who be after you if you smash 100+?
i used to live in Okinawa you cant get any better than that
I got a 91 on the asvab and joined the Marines LOL
What happened to brutally honest? So much happening in the world and would like to hear Nikki’s tale on it all
Your editor is goated.
Space Force saw Air Force's office chairs with wheels and decided to up the ante.
I've been using fum for a couple weeks now it's been going really well actually 😅
Nikko you should do a video about the Civil Air Patrol. I’ve seen a couple goobers since I started lol
Nikko you relize tobacco is a plant right? Nikko? NIKKO?
*laughs in Marines vs DARPA robot*
I'm in the Army and have had rooms like that for TDY...
Cool i was in the video! Hehehhee
1:51. Oh no not the firing squad D: not again
Nikko is boss. great vid
Yeah bro into zero gravity training but it’s like the funniest thing ever there was somebody who is in the bathroom is Doodoo went in the air
The Space Force has more officers than enlisted, it's a little too easy to be an officer in the space force.