I was not expecting this video to hit 30 minutes but here we are I guess. Anyways, next video will be another mini documentary probably. Or a list, I'm not 100% sure yet.
Funnily enough action girlz racing was actually developed by a bunch of guys but they changed their names in the credits so it looked like the game was devoleped by women. No joke, this actually happened
@@realityblooms not sure, I just remember that triple jump mentioned it as one of thier facts during their playthrough of the game for thier 'worst games ever' series.
I was a manager for GameStop during the height of the Wii shovelware era, and I can't even begin to guess how many copies of each of these games we had (except for the Majestic March one, I'd never heard of that before now). This junk plus licensed titles from Disney and Nickelodeon were the bulk of our Wii inventory at any given time. This crap routinely traded in for like $1 apiece and people did it because they hated these games so badly.
@@shawnfields2757 that trend started in the 2000s with x's being put in words or misspelling words on purpose. I thought the z trend was dead but I was wrong I guess
f r e e s h I thought the z trend was dead too, but as I said previously, Dragon Ball Z Fighters has this problem, as well as every Dragon Ball Z related game, but at least the quality of the games isn't affected by the dumb spelling. Sorry dude, If I made it seem like an annoying trend had died. Don't worry, nothing lasts forever. I still recommend Dragon Ball Fighterz though, if you're a Dragon Ball fan, or a fighting game fan. Or both. The name being misspelled usually doesn't affect quality, but there are bad games with equally bad titles. But most of the time, it's just a stupid title, but not a stupid game. Like most of the Kingdom Hearts series are massively guilty of having stupid titles for their games like Re:Coded, or 358/2 Days, Birth By Sleep, Birth By Sleep 0.2 A Fragmentary Passage, Back Cover, Chain Of Memories, and Dream Drop Distance. Even as a huge fan of Kingdom Hearts, I can't defend the names of those games. The games i mentioned are mostly good games(except for Back Cover, because it's just cutscenes and Re:Coded because it's also cutscene, as well as Days too), Chain Of Memories because it tries to put cards in a place they didn't need to be, the environments are boring and repetitive, it's a rehash of the first KH game, etc. But Birth By Sleep and Birth By Sleep 0.2, are good games. Sorry this was long. Have a great day/night, and like Caddy used to say, remember to stay beautiful.
Sneak King was a competently made game that was built on a premise that's only funny for about 5 minutes. But the BK Pocket Bike Racer game? That was actually a really good racing game. The worst thing about shovelware is that there are people who will unironically defend it as their favorites games as kids, for whatever reason that might be.
It is interesting, I hope people can understand how he talks slow because people with thick Scottish accents cannot speak faster without being misunderstood.
I got a wii u broken I was so disappointed cause I was like I need my super smash bros or I’m going to go crazy ya that was 3 years ago still am sad that my friends have it and I don’t :(
I like the Wii U to be honest. It reminds me of the Dreamcast - interesting but underutilised gimmicks, powerhouse 1st party titles and niche but strong titles like Wonderful 101.
I agree with the 2014, 2015,2016 ones but Minecraft Story Mode shouldn't have win because it isn't one of the biggest TT Games also SMM has been the best game for now but you gotta wait at the end of the year before you can say that.
I'm reminded of a review I read for an awful American Idol video game. "What's bad: all the parts with music. What's also bad: all the parts with graphics."
I was wondering exactly which English accent that was. like, there's a few regional accents that I (an American) can pick out, but I couldn't figure out that one. thanks.
on Petz: fun fact, Petz Catz and Petz Dogz (Catz 2 and Dogz 2 in some regions for some ungodly reason) on the Wii, which most of the Petz footage you had is from, were not meant to be part of the Petz franchise and are not Petz games by any definition. I am 99% certain that all the Petz games are a bunch of unrelated titles all localized under one name for no good reason, and these two adventure games were mistakenly lumped in.
I was thinking that too. Like, they say all the Petz games are the same, but use footage from literally the only one that's not the same (and would give them more than enough to talk about on its own bizarre merits).
Petz Cats 2 was one of my favorite games when I was little haha. That one wasn't pet simulation, it was a story game where you play as a cat. It wasn't an amazing game, but my nostalgia for the game is too strong haha
@@trashgoblin4476 its a series of little fetch quests with a little story, but it's not amazing cuz it's intended for kids. The music is really nice! i love the music from that game. its perfect for if you just want a cute little game that you don't want to think too much in :)
Petz Catz 2 was my first video game (aside from a bunch of v-smile games), though I owned it for the PS2 rather than the Wii I still remember many occasions of playing it for a while, getting frustrated when my dumb child brain couldn't figure out what to do since I never read the dialogue, then switching to playing lego star wars XD
Fun Fact: On the spine of Rock & Roll Adventure’s box, it misspells the game’s title as “Rock & Roll Advnetures”. I first learned that from the UK’s Official Nintendo Magazine.
Tiny Dreams, Not so funnily enough I do remember quite vaguely in stores seeing that too and asking the Same thing *"WHY THE HECK DOES THIS EXIST!?"* xD
Harmony Hope4357 Oh man, I HATE Blitzball. I didn't understand ANY of it, and I can't get Wakka's best weapon because I can't understand how it works. Maybe Its because I'm a fat, unathletic nerd, who doesn't like or understand sports? I still love Final Fantasy X though.
I would pay all of my life savings to play that game, no matter how trashy. I am a gamer, and that means to play games when they come out. Do i have to like them? No. But i will still force myself to enjoy the game if i hate it
3dgy t33n Meanwhile I just got a Wii for Another Code R (which I only got because I'm not American XD Poor Americans didn't get this sequel) and NiGHTS: JoD. I didn't even know these existed until now. Yay?
Bacon_Man 232211 Its certainly nostalgic and at least you can play GameCube games as well so goody for it being backwards compatible. And good for exercising your wrists.
The Dogz game for the Wii was completely different from regular pets games! It was an adventure game copy of the Dog Island, but when I was 12 I loved it.
Okay, so this is going to sound really nitpicky but for the Number 5 segment most of the footage used is from the console version of Petz Dogs 2. Here's the thing: that game, as well as it's cat counterpart, are actually adventure games not simulators. They're strangely pretty decent and include an over-world with 14 major locations (15 if you count both halves of Pawville), an actual story, side quests, collectibles, full customization of not just the player but all the main town npcs, and a few mini-games worked into the zoo animal rescue side quest. The controls work well and there is some interesting mechanics such as literally digging for items, the way enemies are programmed to fall asleep at night/day (depending on the species), or the hot vs cold mechanic used in Inferno Cave/Polar Fields where you have to bathe in water pockets/hot springs to prevent dying from overheating/hypothermia. And yes, you can actually die, which results in not only going back to the last save point but losing half your money. The music's pretty good, too. Really, the game's only sin is a lack of a proper ending and the two versions being the same outside of the species of the player and NPCs. To be fair, the rest of the series really are just mediocre simulation games. It's just the video doesn't match and as someone who knows the game being shown it's a bit bothersome.
I thought I was crazy. Those were my childhood. Most of the cats/dogz games were. I wish I could replace them but I’d have to buy a new DS lite and such. :/
Okay, I'll defend the Petz games. Well, a few of them. The series is actually quite varied, with some of the games being standard Nintendogs ripoffs while some of them are essentially minigame compilations. Some of them you play as the animals, and others you act as their caretaker. Pets Dogz 2, the game shown in the majority of clips in the video, isn't actually a pet simulation game. Rather, it's more of an exploration/action RPG and probably the best in the series. I remember getting this game when I was about 8. When my mom was looking at reviews online, there were a bunch of angry parents saying NOT to buy it because they just thought it was a standard pet dress up simulator. The game actually does require some amount of skill/reasoning, and if you handed this to a 5 year old they would be hopelessly lost (and sad that they couldn't afford clothes because their dog kept getting killed by snakes). There are tons of enemies scattered throughout the world, and they WILL kill you. Death means losing half of your money (which is used to buy things like healing items), so it does have consequences. You can 'stun' enemies by barking/throwing rocks at them, but exploration and collection is the main focus rather than combat. Like animal crossing, there are entire libraries full of fish, plants, animals, and butterflies to collect. There are enemy and environment-based status effects, and the game has a wide array of areas to explore (beach, caves, gorge, volcano, arctic, etc) The game has a story (albeit a rather cheesy one) which involves an evil wolf stealing a magic hat and bringing destruction to the world. There IS a final boss fight, which was quite challenging as a kid. The characters are charming, and the only minigames are fishing and bug catching. Maybe I'm just viewing the game through the rose-tinted glasses of childhood nostalgia, but this game was the Petz series at its best. Which is honestly not that bad, all things considered. You can tell a lot of heart was put into the game, which isn't true for the other entries on this list or later installments in the series.
I only played a few of them, but Petz Dogz Talent Show kinda sucked. It was minigame-focused, and didn't have a whole lot of options for actually caring for the pet. I'm sure there are other stinkers, but that's the only one I had personal experience with.
Tbh I think the Petz games are good. I still enjoy them today. If you're going to mention really bad wii animal games, you should've mentioned Purr Pals.
I don't think they are bad ether, I think the problem is that most games are copies of eachother. But other then that I love these games to death. But that's mostly me since im that person that likes shuffle ware
@@shouganai. same with Loonatics Unleashed in another list. Didn't see any problems with it so why was it on there. I don't give a crap about Sam Register or Jimmy Kimmel.
@@zhoukiyo it was so bad i loved it. Believe it or not, that game is far from the worst out of the 100 girly ds games ive played. Seriously, the ds has some of the largest number of worst graphics games xD
The petz games for windows were much better, my favorite being, catz 5/dogz 5. Even had a modding scene. Fun fact: facade (yes, the "dramatic" experimental game about a couple close to divorce) uses the same rendering technique as a pet simulator. The dogs and cats in the early 2000s petz pc games and the couple in facade are rendered entirely with shaderless spheres rather than polygons. I believe sprites positioned in 3d space rather than 3d spheres.
"if i'm going to spend a long period of time with my hand wrapped around an oblong object, moving my arm rapidly up and down, it sure won't be with this game" the best quote i ever heard from a company
NO LIE: one day I was at a friend's house and she had a used copy of Chicken Shoot in her Wii and I immediately noticed a) it was preowned and bought from GameStop and b) I IMMEDIATELY thought it looked like absolute GARBAGE.
If you made a squeal, you should probably use these ideas: 15: imagine party babies 14: club penguin game day 13: fireplace 12: looney tunes acme arsenal 11: billy the wizard 10: the smurfs 2 9: escape from bug island 8: Dora (all of them) 7: amf bowling pinbusters 6: minute to win it 5: gummy bears mini golf 4: barnyard 3: Cartoon Network punch time xl 2: cold stone creamery scoop it up 1: m&ms beach party
Wii is the console that aged badly, the shovelware of the Wii was so awful that it hurt the console. Even those shovelware games have been donated to thrift stores for super cheap that nobody wants them.
18:20 AS I WATCHED THIS I WAS LITERALLY THINKING HOW GOOD THESE GAMES WERE. GRANTED, I WAS LITTLE WHEN I PLAYED THIS AND HAD IT ON THE PS2 BUT I HAD PETZ: DOGZ, AND THAT GAME SLAPPED?? LIKE SLAPPED SLAPPED. okay let me stop with the caps lol. the game isn’t about “taking care of ur pets”, the dogs one (& probably the rest tbh) is about this evil magic dog ruining the little world you & the rest of the dogs live in and you have to stop it. imo it’s fun & the last time i played it, at around 10 maybe, i actually found it kind of difficult. your dog dying is basically a game over (as far as i remember) & it was super easy to die. maybe it’s my nostalgic mind trying to make it seem better but i loved that game. just don’t slander my Petz like that.
Me: *hears two other narrators besides BlameitonGeorge, one of the guests sounding familiar, and sees the description, seeing That Creepy Reading being a guest narrator* Also me: I knew I heard That Creepy Reading.
I remember playing the Bratz game for the Wii when I was younger, I don't know if my age played along with this, but I couldn't figure out how to play it. You just walked around blindly looking for stores to go into to complete the game. I'm kind of surprised it wasn't on this list. 😕😕
l love how creepyreading complained about the petz games on wii being all pet sims despite catz2/dogz2 not being a pet sim, and using footage from that game... great research dude
I have that game somewhere in my house but I'm pretty sure I would have to set up either my xbox 360 or original xbox to play it, and I'm too lazy to do that
GrahamGrayDog's narration of the M&Ms part was hilarious. Also, fun fact, apparently Data Design tried to make a deal to make a Spyro game. Thank goodness the deal apparently fell through, or Enter the Dragonfly 2 would be on this list.
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I was not expecting this video to hit 30 minutes but here we are I guess. Anyways, next video will be another mini documentary probably. Or a list, I'm not 100% sure yet.
Hey dad ❤
Sweet
Whats your favorite kind of cereal?
Can you plz do 20 more saddest moments in kids shows
0:58 Superman 64?
Unless you're just into Papa Smurf gyrating in front of you while looking stoned out of his mind.
-blameitonjorge, 2018
Ya that comment ruined my entire childhood because I was addicted to that game when I was little 😂😂😂😂😭
Gacha Lily Cat lmao same!
I still kinda like smurfs just dance.
@Sam dude I have no idea why I liked that game lol (also it feels weird looking at my old comment I've changed a lot-)
My average wednesday am I right ladies
Funnily enough action girlz racing was actually developed by a bunch of guys but they changed their names in the credits so it looked like the game was devoleped by women. No joke, this actually happened
That's a big oof
they legally changed their names? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Basically, the entire game is just one big r/MenWritingWomen moment.
Damn really, any good UA-cam video on this?
@@realityblooms not sure, I just remember that triple jump mentioned it as one of thier facts during their playthrough of the game for thier 'worst games ever' series.
Wii shovelware: can i be traded in?
Gamestop: I don’t even know who you are
GameStop: *Best I can do is a used piece of toilet paper.*
Thatpoisonmushroom YT well that isn’t so bad considering the quarantine lmao
Tool the Fool mhm.
Gamestop: 👁️👄👁️
I was a manager for GameStop during the height of the Wii shovelware era, and I can't even begin to guess how many copies of each of these games we had (except for the Majestic March one, I'd never heard of that before now). This junk plus licensed titles from Disney and Nickelodeon were the bulk of our Wii inventory at any given time. This crap routinely traded in for like $1 apiece and people did it because they hated these games so badly.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I own most of these, thanks grandma
Well, my Gameboy was now in my grandparent's house. It's a shame that it's broken or lost because I never seen it for many years.
+Britishparrtot you are actually correct
Lol my grandma bought a lot of these too.
Same
which
Tick tock clock?
Waluigi Pinball?
Shroom Ridge?
Not as good as my boy *The House.*
Toad ridge? You ment shroom ridge
Don’t diss my boy Walugi pinball
@@ziawhite1740 That stage is the best.
@@loganmansiongames And Arship Fortress
Nathaniel Bandy be like-
"Until the Wii was layed to rest"
Just dance 2020: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!
Also jd2021 and 2022 being modded on
with mkwii revolution still working as well
I thought Wii discontinued in 2013
No. It lasted all the way until 2020. At least in terms of new games anyway.
It was fun to be apart of this, he kept my meme clip in.
Buddy, Blitz is an actual word. It's German for "lighting".
That Creepy Reading hey man love ur vids
Pls learn how to spell. Liked your scam video tho bb
You did a great job man. Love the vids
Blitz is an actual word you uncultured swi-
14:41
"You know. With a Z."
WELL IT AIN'T SPELLED "BLITS" EITHER---
@@shawnfields2757 that trend started in the 2000s with x's being put in words or misspelling words on purpose. I thought the z trend was dead but I was wrong I guess
f r e e s h I thought the z trend was dead too, but as I said previously, Dragon Ball Z Fighters has this problem, as well as every Dragon Ball Z related game, but at least the quality of the games isn't affected by the dumb spelling. Sorry dude, If I made it seem like an annoying trend had died. Don't worry, nothing lasts forever. I still recommend Dragon Ball Fighterz though, if you're a Dragon Ball fan, or a fighting game fan. Or both. The name being misspelled usually doesn't affect quality, but there are bad games with equally bad titles. But most of the time, it's just a stupid title, but not a stupid game. Like most of the Kingdom Hearts series are massively guilty of having stupid titles for their games like Re:Coded, or 358/2 Days, Birth By Sleep, Birth By Sleep 0.2 A Fragmentary Passage, Back Cover, Chain Of Memories, and Dream Drop Distance. Even as a huge fan of Kingdom Hearts, I can't defend the names of those games. The games i mentioned are mostly good games(except for Back Cover, because it's just cutscenes and Re:Coded because it's also cutscene, as well as Days too), Chain Of Memories because it tries to put cards in a place they didn't need to be, the environments are boring and repetitive, it's a rehash of the first KH game, etc. But Birth By Sleep and Birth By Sleep 0.2, are good games. Sorry this was long. Have a great day/night, and like Caddy used to say, remember to stay beautiful.
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I cringed so hard at this. Calling out a company for spelling their name correctly is a try hard manoeuvre.
@@ethansprague2005 whilst the trend info is true, Blitz is a word, unlike Blits.
Nintendo Wii: *exists*
Shovelware: It's free real estate.
“It’s a good thing that m&ms are fu
"Because this is a fu
Yummy
12:43 "You gotta hold the Wii remote sideways and tilt it like a stupid jackass"
The way he says that always gets me XD
Trying to figure out how this game got the Nintendo seal of approval.
I was looking for this comment😂😂
3:42
"And I am honestly past the point of givin' a FOKH."
Best part of the video right there.
Along with 18:50
Eminem’s cart racing
Who can diss the fastest?
Ech0 Besides Eminem, who else would be a character in Eminem's Kart Racing? Like Dr. Dre?
Shawn Fields Nate dogg
Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Eazy E, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, DMX.
@@shawnfields2757 Sonic the Hedgehog.
Waiting for Eminem in Smash Bros
Sneak King was a competently made game that was built on a premise that's only funny for about 5 minutes. But the BK Pocket Bike Racer game? That was actually a really good racing game.
The worst thing about shovelware is that there are people who will unironically defend it as their favorites games as kids, for whatever reason that might be.
Nah man. Sneak king introduced me to stealth based games. Now I'm killing Kommanders In Wolfenstein without alerting the others.
No,it was spelled ‘Blitz’ because that’s how you spell ‘Blitz’.
"Blitskrieg"
moronz
Idiotz
Tin canz of a manz
Ztop
While papa Smurf looking stoned out his mind just left me dying with laughter
GrahamGrayDog's voice is quite interesting; I never thought I'd hear a Scottish accent that I'd fall asleep to. It's both intriguing and peaceful.
It is interesting, I hope people can understand how he talks slow because people with thick Scottish accents cannot speak faster without being misunderstood.
caramel cotton oh yeah. My family is Scottish and when they’re around us they talk extra slow so we can understand
It isn’t a Scottish accent, it’s english. He’s from Liverpool
lol its scouse
Oh dear oh dear
~14:40, no that's just how you spell blitz.
"Blitz games with a Z because it has to be radical of course"
it's radical to spell words right apparently
AVFury ok leafy
The o is silent
Maybe owning a Wii U wasnt so bad after all
Yeah you can play Ninja Bread Man on it
I got a wii u broken I was so disappointed cause I was like I need my super smash bros or I’m going to go crazy ya that was 3 years ago still am sad that my friends have it and I don’t :(
I like the Wii U to be honest. It reminds me of the Dreamcast - interesting but underutilised gimmicks, powerhouse 1st party titles and niche but strong titles like Wonderful 101.
Shame mine got fried years ago
The Wii U isn't that bad. I can understand why it's hated but there are still some good games mainly from Nintendo.
I enjoy GrahamGrayDog’s accent honestly. Partly because everyone hates it. But mostly because it’s soothing to me.
I like it too.
Ikr, I love him in this video but I don’t understand why people don’t like him. I thought he was perfect
CHECKEN SHU
Givin a "FOH'"
I love this guy. What accent is that ? I'm curious
I love me a good scouse accent
"There is nothing worse than a food brand that sells you an advert in the form of a game." Excuse you, Chex Quest was great.
Chex Quest is FUCKIN' BALLER :D
What about Pepsi man!? It was great
I kid you not, I read that just as he was saying it. I'm actually freaking out right now.
Chex quest was a different case: IT WAS FREEE
Cool Spot was a pretty cool game, and had a nice soundtrack.
Whoever runs the Kids Choice Awards has a Just Dance fetish
well Nickelodeon does own it, and they did have a feet thing going on there...
rockdude11028 Well mostly Dan Scnider.
I agree with the 2014, 2015,2016 ones but Minecraft Story Mode shouldn't have win because it isn't one of the biggest TT Games also SMM has been the best game for now but you gotta wait at the end of the year before you can say that.
Holy Narwhale87 there are other shady people who work for them so you'll never know how many Dan Schneider's are in there
I'm reminded of a review I read for an awful American Idol video game. "What's bad: all the parts with music. What's also bad: all the parts with graphics."
I love Graham's accent! He's so sarcastic and makes whatever he says funny! (He's from Liverpool, UK for all Americans wondering) 😂
I was wondering exactly which English accent that was. like, there's a few regional accents that I (an American) can pick out, but I couldn't figure out that one. thanks.
Gamer: My DS just broke
Ambulance:*Wii U Wii U Wii U
What if the wii u is broken too?
That Weirdo Who Makes Videos Bring in another Wii U.
That was almost me when I thought my ds broke I just needed to reset it but I actually had no wii u to go to cause I got mine broken
Damn. I saw this joke first time like 5 years ago.
Oh my gosh. XD
The scouse accent on that bloke is brutal
It's fucking disgusting. Have you ever heard a female with the accent? Awful.
LEARN TO FUCKING SPEAK.
K31R616 an example is “Does someone not know how to flush a toilet after they had a SHET”
That's Scottish
Thomas Atkinson I hope you’re joking
The video of the mum screaming at the girls? They're Scottish
Say it with me now:
MOTION CONTROLS
m-motivation trolls
M-m-motor contortion
M
*Motion Controlz
Motion Con-Trolls.
Hahahaha get it?
blameitonshitgamedesigners
Brandon Roberts So let's blame it on him!
on Petz: fun fact, Petz Catz and Petz Dogz (Catz 2 and Dogz 2 in some regions for some ungodly reason) on the Wii, which most of the Petz footage you had is from, were not meant to be part of the Petz franchise and are not Petz games by any definition. I am 99% certain that all the Petz games are a bunch of unrelated titles all localized under one name for no good reason, and these two adventure games were mistakenly lumped in.
I was thinking that too. Like, they say all the Petz games are the same, but use footage from literally the only one that's not the same (and would give them more than enough to talk about on its own bizarre merits).
And keep in mind that there are MORE Petz games than Nintendogs games
Petz Cats 2 was one of my favorite games when I was little haha. That one wasn't pet simulation, it was a story game where you play as a cat. It wasn't an amazing game, but my nostalgia for the game is too strong haha
Same here, I still play it for the nostalgia value of it
I loved it then, I'd probably love it now, and the bears would probably still terrify me
i love anything with a cat in it so I'd probably play that even if it sucked tbh.
@@trashgoblin4476 its a series of little fetch quests with a little story, but it's not amazing cuz it's intended for kids. The music is really nice! i love the music from that game. its perfect for if you just want a cute little game that you don't want to think too much in :)
Petz Catz 2 was my first video game (aside from a bunch of v-smile games), though I owned it for the PS2 rather than the Wii
I still remember many occasions of playing it for a while, getting frustrated when my dumb child brain couldn't figure out what to do since I never read the dialogue, then switching to playing lego star wars XD
Ah yes the golden/dark age of shovelware. Attack of the Space Lasagna all week, baby!
Someone’s been watching a little too much Vinesauce.
I knew I'd see Vinesauce shovelware here.
15:48
Boy: Avvavavvvvavavava
Player: Vavaavavavvavava!
"Random dancing!"
*Starts dancing silently in an awkward area*
I love the focking accent of that guy
Wait.... Burger King made a game?
*begins screaming very loudly*
I didn't even know that until now.
They made 3: Sneak King, Big Bumpin, and Pocketbike Racer
@@comment1353 I literally listed the games they made
I think AntDude reviewed Sneak King. Edit: No. The Completionist did.
It's a weird game, all right.
I love Burger King but not enough to play their stupid video game. Imagine if KFC had Colonel Sanders collecting Colonel Coins much like Mario.
Fun Fact: On the spine of Rock & Roll Adventure’s box, it misspells the game’s title as “Rock & Roll Advnetures”. I first learned that from the UK’s Official Nintendo Magazine.
GrahamGraydog is the reason I broke out laughing so much. Just the sarcasm is on point. That point is only sharpened by his accent!
OMG The SMURF's Dance Party???? What fresh *hell* have I gotten myself into???
Tiny Dreams I own the game and I have fun dancing to it with my little sister, makes me feel like a kid again
Ryan Shion o
Tiny Dreams yeah Idk why they say its a horrible game when It was made for small childrens entertainment, my sister loved it
Tiny Dreams, Not so funnily enough I do remember quite vaguely in stores seeing that too and asking the Same thing *"WHY THE HECK DOES THIS EXIST!?"* xD
Ryan Shion, I can't take that away from you and kind of content you loved it and all it's just....BIZARRE.
Blitz is actually spelled with a Z, so it's all good
Yeah like blitzball
Harmony Hope4357 Oh man, I HATE Blitzball. I didn't understand ANY of it, and I can't get Wakka's best weapon because I can't understand how it works. Maybe Its because I'm a fat, unathletic nerd, who doesn't like or understand sports? I still love Final Fantasy X though.
Or blitzkrieg
Because it’s not an english word
"Brand mascot games are always a bad idea"
Yall never heard of " I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator" before???? jEsUs
I would pay all of my life savings to play that game, no matter how trashy. I am a gamer, and that means to play games when they come out. Do i have to like them? No. But i will still force myself to enjoy the game if i hate it
I own some of these
Also the Jessie award speech has been found
I want to play M&Ms Kart Racing lol
Oh crap it has I’m hoping for him to find he comment so I will like it
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam War is also found WITH original soundtrack!
Hey. I watch you. Like since spongbob was your picture
i own m&m kart racing and rock n roll adventures
anyways does anyone have a flamethrower i can borrow?
Man, i loved the Wii as a kid. Shame to see it was mostly known for its shovelware.
3dgy t33n Meanwhile I just got a Wii for Another Code R (which I only got because I'm not American XD Poor Americans didn't get this sequel) and NiGHTS: JoD. I didn't even know these existed until now. Yay?
I always play it and I'm only 10 its is better than a ps4 and Xbox
Bacon_Man 232211 Its certainly nostalgic and at least you can play GameCube games as well so goody for it being backwards compatible. And good for exercising your wrists.
@@Roadent1241 woah i didn't know the wii could play gc games
3dgy t33n Same company, so yeah, why do you think it has GameCube controller ports and memory card slots? XP
WHO IS THE SCOTTISH NARRATOR I LOVE HIM
GrahamGrayDog (also, I love your Cinnamoroll pfp ^^)
He has a Scouse accent
he's not Scottish we don't sound like that lol he's from liverpool he has a very strong Scouse accent
That is not a Scottish accent yikes
chococake420 no ones mad ? We’re just saying it’s pretty obvious he isn’t Scottish
The Dogz game for the Wii was completely different from regular pets games! It was an adventure game copy of the Dog Island, but when I was 12 I loved it.
I have experienced the actual M&M Kart Racing.
I haven't fully recovered from that experience.
Play Garfield kart you will recover
Matthew Cobalt F
I played it on DS when I was around 7 or 8. I remember thinking it was ok but I highly HIGHLY suspect I'd wanna burn it these days
I got it on DS, but I don’t really play it.
*apporcing sound barrier*
Live action gargamel makes smurfs dance party 10/10
Just for the record, 'blitz' is actually spelled with a 'z', so I don't get why make fun of the developers for spelling a word correctly.
I was just about to say that
You are as dumb as Fortnite kids
It’s not really an English word, thought. I don’t know what if would mean if it is.
Your editing is getting fantastic man!
To be fair, Blitz is a German word, which translates to "Lightning".
It also a word that pertains to military assaults and acting quickly.
How dumb are you. It was a joke
@@nman551 What Joke? It's been a while.
......I like how Game Grumps have played a few of these
Blitz is spelled with a "z"
Because it’s “cool” 😒
@@kyragthecat177 No. It's because that's how it's spelled
Oh ok
Kyra the cat knows what’s up.
God, stop trying to make it cool... just say “blits” like everyone else, my gOD 😒
Actually, the action girlZ racing "women" are actually men using pseudonyms
That Graham dude talks so slowly that I had to change the video speed to 1.25x
Thanks the tip!
Gotta admire him saying "At this point I'm past givin a fugh"
Stfu
lmao, he almost sounds normal
DEADASS I JUST DID THAT BEFORE READING THIS COMMENT DFGFDGFG
14:41
Blitz is an actual word though
The other bloke's accent is violently scouse (to me, a scouser) and I absolutely love it
Right!? Never expect to hear another scouser on channels like this. Boss isn’t he!
Okay, so this is going to sound really nitpicky but for the Number 5 segment most of the footage used is from the console version of Petz Dogs 2. Here's the thing: that game, as well as it's cat counterpart, are actually adventure games not simulators. They're strangely pretty decent and include an over-world with 14 major locations (15 if you count both halves of Pawville), an actual story, side quests, collectibles, full customization of not just the player but all the main town npcs, and a few mini-games worked into the zoo animal rescue side quest. The controls work well and there is some interesting mechanics such as literally digging for items, the way enemies are programmed to fall asleep at night/day (depending on the species), or the hot vs cold mechanic used in Inferno Cave/Polar Fields where you have to bathe in water pockets/hot springs to prevent dying from overheating/hypothermia. And yes, you can actually die, which results in not only going back to the last save point but losing half your money. The music's pretty good, too. Really, the game's only sin is a lack of a proper ending and the two versions being the same outside of the species of the player and NPCs.
To be fair, the rest of the series really are just mediocre simulation games. It's just the video doesn't match and as someone who knows the game being shown it's a bit bothersome.
Rachael Twilight good lord hahaha
Why Did u write a Huge Paragraph
I thought I was crazy. Those were my childhood. Most of the cats/dogz games were. I wish I could replace them but I’d have to buy a new DS lite and such. :/
Okay, I'll defend the Petz games. Well, a few of them. The series is actually quite varied, with some of the games being standard Nintendogs ripoffs while some of them are essentially minigame compilations. Some of them you play as the animals, and others you act as their caretaker. Pets Dogz 2, the game shown in the majority of clips in the video, isn't actually a pet simulation game. Rather, it's more of an exploration/action RPG and probably the best in the series. I remember getting this game when I was about 8. When my mom was looking at reviews online, there were a bunch of angry parents saying NOT to buy it because they just thought it was a standard pet dress up simulator. The game actually does require some amount of skill/reasoning, and if you handed this to a 5 year old they would be hopelessly lost (and sad that they couldn't afford clothes because their dog kept getting killed by snakes). There are tons of enemies scattered throughout the world, and they WILL kill you. Death means losing half of your money (which is used to buy things like healing items), so it does have consequences. You can 'stun' enemies by barking/throwing rocks at them, but exploration and collection is the main focus rather than combat. Like animal crossing, there are entire libraries full of fish, plants, animals, and butterflies to collect. There are enemy and environment-based status effects, and the game has a wide array of areas to explore (beach, caves, gorge, volcano, arctic, etc) The game has a story (albeit a rather cheesy one) which involves an evil wolf stealing a magic hat and bringing destruction to the world. There IS a final boss fight, which was quite challenging as a kid. The characters are charming, and the only minigames are fishing and bug catching. Maybe I'm just viewing the game through the rose-tinted glasses of childhood nostalgia, but this game was the Petz series at its best. Which is honestly not that bad, all things considered. You can tell a lot of heart was put into the game, which isn't true for the other entries on this list or later installments in the series.
If it works it works. That's why there is a lot. Look at Call of Duty. Essentially the same game, just changing cosmetics. Then Zombies then Aliens.
acidonia150 I actually didn’t know this, thank you!
Which ones will you not defend? Just wanna know
I only played a few of them, but Petz Dogz Talent Show kinda sucked. It was minigame-focused, and didn't have a whole lot of options for actually caring for the pet. I'm sure there are other stinkers, but that's the only one I had personal experience with.
Petz 5 is better.
I love how it sounds whenever GrahamGrayDog says the word "chicken"
CHHickens
He says the F word like "Fluffin"
Tbh I think the Petz games are good. I still enjoy them today.
If you're going to mention really bad wii animal games, you should've mentioned Purr Pals.
I don't think they are bad ether, I think the problem is that most games are copies of eachother. But other then that I love these games to death. But that's mostly me since im that person that likes shuffle ware
I loved the Petz Catz game I had on my PS2 too! Kinda broke my heart to see it on a list like this, I had a great time when I played it back then.
@@shouganai. same with Loonatics Unleashed in another list. Didn't see any problems with it so why was it on there. I don't give a crap about Sam Register or Jimmy Kimmel.
One of this guys speaks veeeeeryyyy sloooowwwlyyyyy
Veeeeeeeeeeeery
Some people may find his accent hard to understand that’s why he speaking slowly on purpose.
Lucy Gnyp I like his voice a lot though 😂
Kishin Asura He just wants people to be able to understand what he’s saying.
i'd like to point out there was a wiimote add-on that was literally a gun that my parents got me so i could play chicken shoot as a child
1:50 when you suddenly gotta assert your dominance and t-pose
Lmao im dying 😂💀
you guys should do bad ds games. i request you put shrek smash ‘n’ crash racing on that list, it’s so bad
Unpopular opinion but kingdom hearts 358/2 should be included.
I think there should be a Gameboy shovelware list too.
Even for a 'girl game', Bratz Forever Diamonds for the DS is one of the worst game I've ever played.
I'd also add Shrek Super Slam, Marvel Rise of the Imperfects, and Crash! Boom! Bang!
@@zhoukiyo it was so bad i loved it. Believe it or not, that game is far from the worst out of the 100 girly ds games ive played. Seriously, the ds has some of the largest number of worst graphics games xD
3:42 "I am honestly past the point of givin a fough"
The petz cat game footage you showed was actually a completely different adventure type game!
The petz games for windows were much better, my favorite being, catz 5/dogz 5. Even had a modding scene. Fun fact: facade (yes, the "dramatic" experimental game about a couple close to divorce) uses the same rendering technique as a pet simulator. The dogs and cats in the early 2000s petz pc games and the couple in facade are rendered entirely with shaderless spheres rather than polygons. I believe sprites positioned in 3d space rather than 3d spheres.
I love Petz 5
They ripped off Dog Island
Looked like "The Dog Island" which is a weird but lovable game.
Spram2 I think they used the same engine and stuff so that's why.
lmao 14:40 does he not know that Blitz is just German for lightning? Like what did he think the original was "blits"?
Has he never heard of a blitzkrieg... Oh wait no, bc everything with a Z has to be radical of course -_-
@@baconbaconbobacon salty
Then there's speed Blitz, Normal Blitz, and that's about it I know
what a dumb joke lmao
"if i'm going to spend a long period of time with my hand wrapped around an oblong object, moving my arm rapidly up and down, it sure won't be with this game" the best quote i ever heard from a company
Lol when he said that I was similarly just thinking that there are certain much more enjoyable ways to exercise the right arm than this game 😂
14:40
blitz is a word and it ends with a z idk what you wanted here
That's a tragedy because his joke applies everywhere else
Literally is a word in German (lightning)
My Christmas list.
*NO MOM I WAS KIDDING*
I owned and played M&M Cart Racing and I can confirm, even as a 11 year old with a short attention span, the game is virtually unplayable.
NO LIE: one day I was at a friend's house and she had a used copy of Chicken Shoot in her Wii and I immediately noticed a) it was preowned and bought from GameStop and b) I IMMEDIATELY thought it looked like absolute GARBAGE.
Me: There were no bad wii games
-*Watches his video*-
Me: oh second thought...
Papi _Widow there is a mountain of wii shovel-ware
When they are not made by Nintendo.
@@clubbasher32 that's 10x taller than Mt. Everest
I am sorry for this comment. But...
i am literally, physically hurt, because Petz Catz 2 made my entire childhood.
Master Procrastinator It's a joke.
He's exaggerating for the dramatic effect to emphasize how much he enjoyed the game. You're not suppose to take it literally or seriously.
Don't worry.
Most of us have some kind of Shovelware that we enjoy because of nostalgia.
@@elkarlo1593 I still think it's a great game. I don't love it purely for the nostalga
The Sims and iCarly 2 take place in the same world confirmed.
hey some of those "petz: horsez" games weren't half bad
on PC.
0:06 @ blameitonjorge is my favorite Wii game.The story was wild, the graphics were amazing for a Wii game.
They really need to remake it.
The only thing I remember from M&Ms Kart Racing is
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER
Ah yes. Everyone's favorite racing track!
THE HOUSE
'You know Blitz with a Z to be radical of course'
O boy
I thought the point of Nintendo's licensing program was to exclude developers like Data Design Interactive...
If you made a squeal, you should probably use these ideas:
15: imagine party babies
14: club penguin game day
13: fireplace
12: looney tunes acme arsenal
11: billy the wizard
10: the smurfs 2
9: escape from bug island
8: Dora (all of them)
7: amf bowling pinbusters
6: minute to win it
5: gummy bears mini golf
4: barnyard
3: Cartoon Network punch time xl
2: cold stone creamery scoop it up
1: m&ms beach party
Bro gummy bears golf was my fav
oh don’t hate on club penguin game day like that
Extra: Monster High: 13 Wishes
Too bad our Wii broke too soon.
BenjiXAddictX4Ever mine lasted like 10 years and I still had two of the games on this list
I have still have mine as well and in good condition but only a few games. I had way more than I owned but most were lost.
I have my wii but it's slowy decaying.
Go back to Charmx! JK XD
I sold my Wii and have regretted it ever since.
The icarly game brought back so many memories for me! I had it on the ds and was a huge fan of the show. Dang I loved that game.
Same! I had the second one for the ds and still love it
Game Party brings back memories. Scooped that game up for like $5 at gamestop lol
it was an awesome game
GIBBY!!!
Ikr I liked that game alot
I honestly beleive that That Creepy Reading didn't even realize his mic was on and they just left it in.
Wii is the console that aged badly, the shovelware of the Wii was so awful that it hurt the console. Even those shovelware games have been donated to thrift stores for super cheap that nobody wants them.
18:20 AS I WATCHED THIS I WAS LITERALLY THINKING HOW GOOD THESE GAMES WERE. GRANTED, I WAS LITTLE WHEN I PLAYED THIS AND HAD IT ON THE PS2 BUT I HAD PETZ: DOGZ, AND THAT GAME SLAPPED?? LIKE SLAPPED SLAPPED. okay let me stop with the caps lol. the game isn’t about “taking care of ur pets”, the dogs one (& probably the rest tbh) is about this evil magic dog ruining the little world you & the rest of the dogs live in and you have to stop it. imo it’s fun & the last time i played it, at around 10 maybe, i actually found it kind of difficult. your dog dying is basically a game over (as far as i remember) & it was super easy to die. maybe it’s my nostalgic mind trying to make it seem better but i loved that game. just don’t slander my Petz like that.
dude i clearly remember playing smurf's dance party in elementary school music class
Me: *hears two other narrators besides BlameitonGeorge, one of the guests sounding familiar, and sees the description, seeing That Creepy Reading being a guest narrator*
Also me: I knew I heard That Creepy Reading.
I remember playing the Bratz game for the Wii when I was younger, I don't know if my age played along with this, but I couldn't figure out how to play it. You just walked around blindly looking for stores to go into to complete the game. I'm kind of surprised it wasn't on this list. 😕😕
Omg same I remember it made me really upset so I stopped playing xD
@MahaerHD - Memes and UA-cam Poops! Yep!
I think I completed the Bratz games storyline growing up.....
I liked the music on those games; some of them did have positive messages.
I guess I'm one of the few that doesn't mind Graham's voice. I thought he was funny.
SunyCartoons I like his voice
i actually liked it tbh
I thought it was funny too. The way he said some things was hilarious.
Wii have been blessed with a new blameitonjorge video!
This pleases Mii very much.
I blame Jorge.
All i can say is oof
Kid: Mom, can we get Mario Kart Wii?
Mom: No, we have Mario Kart Wii at home.
The Mario Kart Wii at home: 12:05
Love that accent, and he was honestly the most hilarious out of all of them
That two second clip of Gargamel dancing had me rolling. It was like a blend of bad FMV & the absurdity of Kinect Star Wars.
Alex (Totally Spies): Action Girlz Racing. Looks cool.
Clover: Yeah, no way.
Sam: That makes 2 of us.
l love how creepyreading complained about the petz games on wii being all pet sims despite catz2/dogz2 not being a pet sim, and using footage from that game... great research dude
CaptainAkward THANK U. pets dogz 2 is a game i can STILL play to this day. such a classic with amazing music and memories to when i was little
Exactly. Petz Catz 2 was literaly my favorite childhood game. Like... five minutes of research wouldn't hurt, for God's sake.
I don't care what your guest reviewer says; Sneak King was hilarious.
"Famous M&M locations" 😂
Lieutenant BaconWaffles no it was nauseating
I have that game somewhere in my house but I'm pretty sure I would have to set up either my xbox 360 or original xbox to play it, and I'm too lazy to do that
GrahamGrayDog's narration of the M&Ms part was hilarious.
Also, fun fact, apparently Data Design tried to make a deal to make a Spyro game. Thank goodness the deal apparently fell through, or Enter the Dragonfly 2 would be on this list.
The real reason why the M&Ms racing game was bad: YOU CANT PLAY AS THE TAN M&M OR EMINEM
CringeFire9 coming at you at supersonic speed!
I've never even heard of these games, let alone seen them in game stores. Which is probably a good thing, to be honest.
If only that happened to me with the Shovelware and not with Tomodachi life...
I've never seen that game in stores...
I remember seeing Action Girlz Racing and Ningabread Man being advertised on Nicktoons back in late 2006-late 2007.