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  • Опубліковано 17 чер 2024
  • Jauwn, why do you always make fun of the Epic Games Store when #Steam is just as bad?
    Let's not get too overzealous. Steam isn't that bad. However, they've definitely let the #crypto and #nftgame plague spread, despite having announced a "ban" on them.
    I've curated a tour of 5 crypto games on Steam, and in this video, I give a brief review and some background on each game. Unsurprisingly, they are basically all shovelware and should never be played by anyone.
    You're welcome.
    Chapters:
    0:00 Intro
    0:54 FishVerse
    7:35 Phantom Galaxies
    13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it)
    15:55 MetaDOS
    18:43 Oh Baby Kart
    23:31 Outro
    Subscribe:
    / @jauwn
    Buy me a Coffee:
    ko-fi.com/jauwn
    Follow me on Twitter:
    / jauwnio
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  • @jauwn
    @jauwn  29 днів тому +460

    I made a second channel and the first video is my full reaction to the KILLER WHALES show mentioned in the video. The full VOD is available on this channel for members of any tier!
    www.youtube.com/@JAUWNCUBE
    The game I’m playing in the outro is DeathSpank. It is not a crypto game. Sorry I forgot to add that in the video.
    Chapters:
    0:00 Intro
    0:54 FishVerse
    7:35 Phantom Galaxies
    13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it)
    15:55 MetaDOS
    18:43 Oh Baby Kart
    23:31 Outro
    Subscribe:
    ua-cam.com/channels/-nIhxjNqjcm8EmpPWBg3wA.html
    Buy me a Coffee:
    ko-fi.com/jauwn
    Follow me on Twitter:
    twitter.com/Jauwnio

    • @ropemantv
      @ropemantv 29 днів тому +5

      Try Nyan Heroes
      It's bad compared to NORMAL games and yet it's not that bad of a game

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +18

      @@ropemantv I have tried it. It is a barebones alpha not worth talking about

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 29 днів тому

      The internet has become infected by cuckchannel lingo.

    • @ropemantv
      @ropemantv 29 днів тому +2

      @@jauwn Well... The thing is they would be listed on bybit 21st of may and all players of both seasons gonna get rewarded for playing / doing socials stuff so all and all it's a good game compared to 99% of other crypto games (for me it's even worse than games like Cod Bo4 ( released in 2018))
      Another "game" which is at least playable is DarkCountry on WAX blockchain (you reviewed Splinterlands and it's kinda similar but not really)

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +18

      Doesn't that kind of prove the point that people are only playing it cause they're getting paid? if they weren't giving out a coin literally nobody would care about their game

  • @pozcreative9480
    @pozcreative9480 29 днів тому +2758

    At this point it’s not even worth mentioning that these crypto games are asset flips.. it’s so common it’s like constantly reiterating that humans breathe air

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +671

      The day a crypto game isn't an asset flip is the day the sun dies

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 29 днів тому +105

      @@jauwn The end times do not near. Something wicked this way does not come.

    • @rajidahae4220
      @rajidahae4220 29 днів тому

      @@jauwn I wonder if you have heard of the game Solforge Fusion? It's an existing card battler that has been out in paper for several years and just launched a digital client... Up to now it has been a good game with no crypto, but an article came out indicating there are plans to add crypto to the game and the community was understandably mostly pissed; some of our biggest members quit and sold their collections already.
      The promised crypto implementation is still some ways from rolling out, so some of us have adopted a wait-and-see approach.
      Might be an interesting case study to keep an eye on as it doesn't follow the typical crypto-game paradigm (there is already a good game established and the crypto comes later).
      It was because of this development that I found you, incidentally; someone on one of the Solforge Discord servers posted one of your videos.

    • @idlegameplayer3756
      @idlegameplayer3756 29 днів тому +72

      @@jauwnthere's 3 certainties in life, death, taxes, and asset flip crypto games

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 29 днів тому

      ​@@ponponpatapon9670Accurate!

  • @ootdega
    @ootdega 29 днів тому +2230

    Everyone 100 seconds, a minute passes in Lithuania

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +626

      Metric time

    • @eternalcustodian6594
      @eternalcustodian6594 29 днів тому +43

      You mean gangsta time?

    • @hopelessdecoy
      @hopelessdecoy 29 днів тому +22

      ​@@jauwn it's always been a real question of mine if there ever was a "metric time" and if not then why?

    • @AvengingMikon
      @AvengingMikon 29 днів тому +95

      @@hopelessdecoy yes, someone attempted to make it. The problem is metric is base 10, but time is governed by rotation, which is 360 degrees. This means you’d need to redefine what a second is, which means you’d need to redefine cartography (which uses minutes and seconds as a way of subdividing areas)

    • @ZeroPlayerGame
      @ZeroPlayerGame 29 днів тому +25

      @@AvengingMikon there's a metric angle measure - the grad or centigrade - apparently used in land surveying.

  • @AlphactoryAT
    @AlphactoryAT 29 днів тому +1005

    Hey jauwn, don't smile because you're done playing the games. Cry because you downloaded them in the first place. Hope this helps.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +294

      It doesn't

    • @Send_Help
      @Send_Help 29 днів тому +114

      @@jauwn Does it ever get better?

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +240

      Jauwn: It Never Gets Better

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 29 днів тому +36

      @@jauwn skill issue, get better

    • @user-ku9jc1xb4x
      @user-ku9jc1xb4x 13 днів тому +1

      @@jauwnI hope you play fantastic games in between to serve as palette cleansers. I don’t want to see you suffer, considering I can tell a game’s quality just by looking at the footage for myself.

  • @DynamicDownie
    @DynamicDownie 29 днів тому +788

    The redeeming factor of steam over epic is the reviews that can warn people of the scams

    • @qu1253
      @qu1253 29 днів тому +191

      And even if the reviews are blatantly astroturfed, someone can still look at that and say "Wait a minute, something's not right here" and avoid getting scammed.

    • @denormative
      @denormative 29 днів тому +90

      Yeah, that's basically my opinion too. Between Valve's requirements not to integrate the crypto side of things into steam, and the user reviews, allows people to be educated about the trash so they can click 'next' in their discovery queue. Having them being lost in the rest of the low-effort trash in steam's database is probably the best thing that can happen.

    • @fireraid9173
      @fireraid9173 29 днів тому +38

      Plus epic loves to put absolute garbage on their front page, like they're truly proud of the worthless slop shoved onto their sorry excuse for a storefront.

    • @franslair2199
      @franslair2199 29 днів тому +27

      The lack of reviews on the epic store is intentional, by the way.

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 29 днів тому +3

      and you get Linux support if Miscrosoft ever decided : OUR STORE ONLY!

  • @novelezra
    @novelezra 29 днів тому +979

    This is so depressing. If Psychonauts 2 taught me anything, is that a new Invader Zim game could be great. How they got the licence to Nickelodeon properties is beyond me.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 29 днів тому +167

      I know Jauwn says it's licensed, but are we sure of that? It wouldn't be hard for them to use unauthorized fan art in the game. This is a crypto game; I wouldn't assume that the devs would have any scruples about IP, just as they have no scruples about much of anything.

    • @shiftfire4511
      @shiftfire4511 29 днів тому +74

      Well, thankfully it probably isn't an *exclusive* license. Considering Invader Zim and SpongeBob both have been in titles very recently that is *definitely* not connected to these guys, we could still see a modern Invader Zim game without a connection to these guys.
      I imagine the Zim license was rather cheap, though. It's been five years since Enter the Florpus released, that and Zim's inclusion in Nicktoon crossover titles are basically the only thing they've done since 2006. Heck, they might have nailed it as a bonus with the Spongebob license.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +344

      I have no reason to say it isn't official. Nickelodeon stuff has been licensed to NFT companies plenty of times before

    • @novelezra
      @novelezra 29 днів тому +53

      @@jauwn Oh I'm sure it's legit, that's what's sad.
      Someone get a studio on this so we can get an Ratchet and Clank clone but with Invader Zim.

    • @YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments
      @YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments 29 днів тому

      There's tons of Nickelodeon NFTs. Paramount is no stranger to them.

  • @ciaranhappyentriepaw
    @ciaranhappyentriepaw 29 днів тому +241

    as a gamedev myself, the low graphics setting on Fishverse genuinely baffles me. I *could* replicate that effect but genuinely, I do not see how you could *accidently cause that level of UV brokenness*.
    WHAT DID THEY DO!?

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +73

      Has to be something like setting the texture size to 1px

    • @ciaranhappyentriepaw
      @ciaranhappyentriepaw 29 днів тому +28

      @@jauwn that does make sense, still very bizzare

    • @sorakafutanari
      @sorakafutanari 28 днів тому +12

      it looks like what happens when you make mesh on top of the default cube and forget to unwrap the uvs

    • @lelagrangeeffectphysics4120
      @lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 27 днів тому +13

      @@jauwnsetting the texture to 1px would just give a solid color, this looks more like they perhaps wanted to do solid colors on certain terrains but couldnt be bothered to UV it again....

    • @ciaranhappyentriepaw
      @ciaranhappyentriepaw 27 днів тому

      @@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 yeah i just tested it on one of my models - made a 1x1px image of just red on paint, and applied it to the UV's model. its just red. In hindsight im not sure why I imagined anything else might happen if you do this, this result makes perfect sense.
      My geuss is they created multiple versions of the terrain mesh, and did this in such a way that is wrecked the UV's and they just didnt fix all of it for some reason. idk its sitll bizzare

  • @BadWallaby
    @BadWallaby 29 днів тому +430

    "Forget open beta, CLOSE IT." LMFAO!!

  • @dakodahuber
    @dakodahuber 29 днів тому +282

    “In case you’re just listening, I’ll describe it for you”
    You have no idea how much I loved hearing that. I primarily watch your stuff before bed so it’s primarily just audio. So thank you for thinking of people like me 😅

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +133

      I do the same with other people's videos so I figured that I should start doing the same in my own. Also it makes the videos more accessible

    • @a_lethe_ion
      @a_lethe_ion 29 днів тому +11

      Oh god i love this

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 28 днів тому +7

      Seriously, I was cleaning so my phone wasn on a table. When I heard this I actually went to look haha

  • @taylorthebnnuy
    @taylorthebnnuy 29 днів тому +612

    things are about to get.... sloppy....

  • @Profile__Name
    @Profile__Name 29 днів тому +442

    Hi, im the Profile Name you see in the steam reviews for Oh Baby! Kart. I think its important to note that the Spongebob level didnt cost them a license fee because the game is funded by Paramount, who already own the Sponge.
    Also, the CEO replies to my steam review multiple times, he is a crackpot.

    • @pawoui
      @pawoui 29 днів тому +46

      Damn, okay. Thanks for the tea. You're suffering wasn't in vain 🙏

    • @mopanda81
      @mopanda81 28 днів тому +36

      but *why* is it funded by paramount

    • @sorakafutanari
      @sorakafutanari 28 днів тому

      @@mopanda81 paramount agreed with the shitty 3d sonic movie *and* made an exclusive streaming service so i cant say I'm surprised that they're shitheads

    • @fluffy_tail4365
      @fluffy_tail4365 27 днів тому

      @@mopanda81 ceos and investors are cancer, that's why

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 25 днів тому

      ​@@mopanda81money, money, money

  • @Camad
    @Camad 29 днів тому +292

    There must be a story in how Oh Baby Kart was able to acquire not only the Invader Zim, but also the SPONGEBOB license. Yeah, Spongebob is everywhere and crossovers are common. But the licence cant be cheap.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +197

      "hello we are making a crossover game here is $1M for spongebob thanks"

    • @Atsumari
      @Atsumari 29 днів тому +14

      They were probably diagnosed with cancer as they were thinking of the name and though "oh baby!" and that is how their suffering became the game"s name.

    • @InteriorCrocodileAlligator86
      @InteriorCrocodileAlligator86 29 днів тому +7

      I bet they didn't even pay Paramount

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 29 днів тому +6

      ​@@AtsumariBro wtf

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 28 днів тому +14

      thats why I wish their funders were public. who and why is giving them the money to afford these licenses when their game is a commercial failure. is it just wealthy people who have money to waste like its a game, or is it poor working joe schmucks giving what they can??

  • @GotchardandGo
    @GotchardandGo 29 днів тому +268

    I know a crypto enthusiast in real life, and he thinks that valve is eventually going to turn face and allow crypto on the store. I think the fact that there are crypto games that are already on there could provide valve with examples of what kind of shit would happen if they really did. I have to wonder if the only reason these games are on the store is because of valve's shitty quality control.

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 29 днів тому +31

      its like steam greenlight all over again

    • @MyDude199
      @MyDude199 29 днів тому +54

      100 bucks and you are on, though most of these games don't go very far due to their low user ratings, so that usually keeps them from ever appearing on the recommended tab.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 29 днів тому +7

      That would be turning heel.

    • @lobstrosity7163
      @lobstrosity7163 28 днів тому +1

      I'm investing in your friends knowledge.

    • @DukasFiguliras
      @DukasFiguliras 28 днів тому

      It's not impossible tho, I hope gabeN lives for another 500 years so this doesn't happen

  • @Oxydye
    @Oxydye 29 днів тому +499

    LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAAAAAH!! 🦅🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹 (in reality I'm very disappointed)

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +164

      How is using metric time doing for you guys

    • @Oxydye
      @Oxydye 29 днів тому +180

      Just like Americans are obsessed with their feet, we are always keeping it 💯

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 28 днів тому +37

      As Lithuanian, i can tell that we don't have a gaming industry and when something emerges, it's gonna be fishy. The only "gaming industry" we have is a large steam key reselling platform which doesn't have bad prices. Ah and we also don't have PlayStation, because Sony is from Asia.
      Vilnius is the speed centre of the world, because they have 100 seconds per minute. I'm glad my family is from Kaunas, where it's just 95 seconds per minute. Still very fast, just look at my username. I'm so fast, when i come, my wife won't.

    • @Milan____
      @Milan____ 28 днів тому +19

      I remember when I joined Game Developer's Conference two countries up from Vilnius, the organizer came half an hour late (clearly drank too much the night before and overslept) and in his sloppy introductory talk he said "you want to pay your developers well, so let's count 1000 euro per month per programmer" and that's when I knew there's no soul inside of him

    • @_piercer
      @_piercer 27 днів тому +8

      every time I see something related to crypto there's a 50:50 if at least 1/3rd of the staff are Lithuanian or the business is based in Vilnius. super.

  • @CannaKitty
    @CannaKitty 29 днів тому +148

    The wingdings at 00:41 say dfasd)ijads
    I have too much time on my hands.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +52

      glad someone checked

    • @princesslava15
      @princesslava15 29 днів тому +3

      Exactly what I came here to see. 👍

    • @increbidel4685
      @increbidel4685 29 днів тому

      Fhqwhgads

    • @corbindallis1237
      @corbindallis1237 28 днів тому +3

      I was gonna write this if someone else didn’t, so you and me both brother

    • @8bitpixelbreakin
      @8bitpixelbreakin 27 днів тому +6

      That's incorrect, it says DFASD)IJaDS
      The capitals in Wingdings are different from the lowercase.

  • @justletmelistthese
    @justletmelistthese 29 днів тому +65

    Cyrpto slop so bad it became an analogue horror channel

  • @thecorbohole3637
    @thecorbohole3637 29 днів тому +67

    I love how we've "evolved" from these asset flips being a Jimquisition episode to being a Jauwn episode, with the revelation that they now recieve millions of dollars in funding.

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 29 днів тому +22

      Jim went insane from direct exposure to the asset flips

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 28 днів тому +16

      I still remember Steph's crusade against asset flip scums including the infamous Digital Homicide Studio.

  • @mint8768
    @mint8768 29 днів тому +150

    Love the aesthetic you've got for the channel, jauwn. It's just got better and better over time

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +52

      thank you! i only expect it to get stronger and stronger going forward

    • @mint8768
      @mint8768 29 днів тому +12

      ​@jauwn great to hear, I look forward to it

    • @pawoui
      @pawoui 29 днів тому +2

      Like a fine wine

  • @Thomaas551
    @Thomaas551 29 днів тому +190

    I love the nonsensical postive reviews of vdsc battle royal "i can really connect to the game" lol

    • @spice-x
      @spice-x 29 днів тому +18

      They mean it literally-being robots, they can easily connect to digital services

    • @dimwarlock
      @dimwarlock 29 днів тому +18

      Yeah, I've seen a lot of scam games that have bot reviews, a lot of them talk about it as if it was a life changing experience (positive), but it's even funnier if you turn on "all languages", sometimes there are very long reviews on languages that the game doesn't even support with the label "50 users found this review useful"

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 29 днів тому +1

      @@spice-xReal living people out here connecting to this shite crypto game from the damned Matrix

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 26 днів тому +2

      It's just like: "I did not die from eating this food" for a restaurant review

    • @jayaang4176
      @jayaang4176 24 дні тому +1

      I mean given the state of crypto games, the fact that it launches, much less connects, is a positive

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 29 днів тому +51

    I do hate that most of these Invader Zim characters weren't available in the Nickelodeon kart racing game but are in this crypto inspired sludge.

  • @EugenijusKrenis
    @EugenijusKrenis 29 днів тому +133

    Vajėzau why do we have such a surprising amount of crypto game devs in Lithuania and why none hired me if they need to make a quick asset flip. I could use some job right now

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +95

      The central / eastern European dev to crypto game pipeline is actually unreal

    • @LanHikari
      @LanHikari 29 днів тому +13

      I hope you get your bag soon.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 29 днів тому +14

      @@LanHikari fiat bagholders when they can walk to the shop and not have it depreciate to -5,000 dollar

    • @zarroth
      @zarroth 29 днів тому

      @@spacebassist crypto isn't going to solve that problem either. Only thing that will is getting rid of the central banks worldwide, and everyone on the gold standard. Crypto has way too many holes for it to hold up. Only people that do not know how currency works think it can. These same people don't understand the relationship between supermarkets and farms either though, so hardly surprising.

    • @LanHikari
      @LanHikari 29 днів тому +9

      @@spacebassist obviously he should be paid in cash and not whatever shitcoin the game would push

  • @sascharuler
    @sascharuler 29 днів тому +66

    Wildly off topic but thank you so much for adding cc to your video. I know it's a lot of work for very little reward but as someone with auditory processing issues this means the world to me
    Also I spent the entire video wrestling with my cat to brush out his matting and that seems easier then playing any of those crypto games lmao

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +36

      I’m so glad you noticed because it’s something I just recently started doing. Someone had reached out previously and pointed out how the UA-cam auto captions are rather poor and I agreed. I do base my captions off the auto captions just to save time so sometimes the words are a little off but it’s still better than the default ones.
      Glad you could enjoy the video 😌

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 28 днів тому +9

      ​@@jauwn Between this, and how descriptive you are verbally, you are just wonderful to watch.

  • @oakaroc95
    @oakaroc95 29 днів тому +101

    I think one of my favorite parts of these newer videos is the inclusion of live reactions to the game. Specifically with moments like 17:10, 18:14, and 20:35. I put a high value on genuine live reactions like that, I think it adds a lot in terms of entertainment.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +49

      I've started recording a hot mic channel on all my footage so that I can do that in every video!

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 29 днів тому +14

    10:19
    Bold of you to call two different TTS bots “Voice Actors”

  • @banjothefox9263
    @banjothefox9263 29 днів тому +50

    No fucking way Phantom Galaxies cost 20m to make, I'd say they took most of that and ran

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 29 днів тому +42

    I'm like 99% sure there was a movie that had that same concept of humans with a timer that acts as both life and money.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +25

      Haha yeah In Time with Justin Timberlake

    • @ZeroPlayerGame
      @ZeroPlayerGame 29 днів тому +7

      I think there've been like three

    • @bewilderbeestie
      @bewilderbeestie 29 днів тому +2

      Not based on Harlan Ellison's _"Repent, Harlequin!" Said The Tick-Tock Man_.

    • @Zinoba_
      @Zinoba_ 27 днів тому +3

      @@jauwnmore like Just in Timeberlake am i right folks

  • @PeterCaptainObvious
    @PeterCaptainObvious 29 днів тому +122

    Can confirm after living in Lithuania there are 100 seconds in a minute

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 29 днів тому +2

      good old french decima ltime

    • @EnergyBurst2
      @EnergyBurst2 29 днів тому

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Well I mean, at least they aren't trying to use Beat Time, now that is an odd time system to randomly come across in some old games.

    • @zsideswapper6718
      @zsideswapper6718 29 днів тому +2

      Together with Jamal, we can stop this!

    • @lazyer0511
      @lazyer0511 24 дні тому

      that's wild my guy

  • @GrampaSheevie
    @GrampaSheevie 29 днів тому +22

    Of course that crypto "killer whales" show would feature men wearing sunglasses indoors lol.

  • @grayblood0
    @grayblood0 29 днів тому +52

    A few years ago i was thinking, mm the idea of being able to bring your skins to other games we're a good idea, on that year i started a videogame degree... Yeah no one wants to program 99999999 skins from other games to yours.

    • @Rietto
      @Rietto 29 днів тому +19

      It just shows how the folks pushing that line had zero knowledge of videogames (obviously the best type of people to REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING), or else they were blatantly lying to people to scam their money.

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 29 днів тому +20

      like the best way ive ever seen something like that sorta done is with game engines that double as platforms, think Roblox. But even then if one Roblox game has special stuff you cant just bring that stuff to another game in roblox, lol. only your avatar works like that

    • @Delmworks
      @Delmworks 29 днів тому +7

      Only way to make that many skins workable is a healthy mod community TBH-and even then…

    • @Qualaza
      @Qualaza 29 днів тому +8

      Plus I do like to have at least a somewhat cohesive theme in my games. I don't necessarily need to play a medieval type game and have someone with a high tech space NFT walk past me.

    • @RolandTHX
      @RolandTHX 22 дні тому +2

      EVERY game should be a shovelware asset flip using the exact same engine, graphics, and gameplay mechanics. That way it would be simple to import skins from one to another. It's genius!

  • @thatguywhoimpersonatesmann5312
    @thatguywhoimpersonatesmann5312 29 днів тому +424

    WE'RE GETTING JAUWNDICE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥

    • @NovaMaster375
      @NovaMaster375 29 днів тому +2

      Jauwndice CO-

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 29 днів тому +3

      What's Jauwndice?

    •  29 днів тому +1

      ​@@SorrelhasJaundice is a kidney disease I think where you don't properly remove toxins from your body and it turns your skin yellow. It's just a play on the fact on the channel name

    • @prognosticii
      @prognosticii 29 днів тому

      @@Sorrelhas Ligma balls (jauwns)

    • @brysonharrison5698
      @brysonharrison5698 29 днів тому +9

      @Sorrelhas idk ask ur mom

  • @bahamut256
    @bahamut256 29 днів тому +12

    Oh god that email being converted into username that’s saved directly to the server...
    You could easily perform code injection using that. There is no way a cryptobro knows how to sanitize inputs.

  • @AlexFrozenB
    @AlexFrozenB 29 днів тому +24

    6:48 every 100 seconds in Lithuania a minute passes

  • @trainskitsetc
    @trainskitsetc 29 днів тому +45

    "Similar to a fish this game has no legs"
    *sips coffee* ah brutality.

  • @godspellflowerfr5991
    @godspellflowerfr5991 29 днів тому +15

    4:09 ok half of me is actually impressed that there’s a swimming animation at all. But I did also think it was a massive glitch for the first two seconds until it finally clicked and I was like “OH ok he’s SWIMMING-“

  • @nekocat34
    @nekocat34 29 днів тому +17

    A trackmania streamer I watch got sponsored to play Oh Baby Kart about 3 weeks ago, I don't think there was even a mention of crypto during the sponsored stream, I wonder if he was even aware.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +14

      The game doesn’t have crypto in it anymore, it’s just a game studio founded by the most crypto of crypto bros

    • @nekocat34
      @nekocat34 29 днів тому +5

      @@jauwn That's probably where the max player peak came from though.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +7

      @@nekocat34 I actually saw that stream you're talking about though and I lined up all the sponsored streams with the charts and it seems that none of them really converted anyone into a paying customer

    • @nekocat34
      @nekocat34 29 днів тому +2

      @@jauwn That doesnt surprise me that much, there is no reason to play this game if you're coming from trackmania

    • @nekocat34
      @nekocat34 29 днів тому +3

      @@jauwn The same streamer just uploaded a youtube video sponsored by Oh Baby Kart, I wonder if it will attract anyone. Also, from what he said on stream a month ago, he started using a new service to find sponsors and that was one of the first one he was offered.

  • @chantingzhang
    @chantingzhang 29 днів тому +29

    Dang Jauwn's editing is getting crispy

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +12

      AAAA

  • @biglad9601
    @biglad9601 29 днів тому +48

    yummy yummy coin slop

  • @BigBuckies
    @BigBuckies 29 днів тому +17

    really appreciate jauwn's descent into the analog horror aesthetic

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 29 днів тому

      It reminds me of Valle Verde

    • @ThatGezaDude
      @ThatGezaDude 22 дні тому

      The real analog horror were the defunct cryptocurrencies we collected along the way

  • @Cooldrew100
    @Cooldrew100 29 днів тому +20

    the prescription Jauwn logo bit was great

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +7

      Bonus points if you can guess which drug logo it was inspired by

  • @node1186
    @node1186 28 днів тому +11

    0:36 Jauwn's blackbox warning gives me portal vibes

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 25 днів тому +3

    22:27 I was not expecting a Fillian jumpscare there.

    • @ains1ooal1down
      @ains1ooal1down 5 днів тому +1

      I guess she got paid that good good crypto money. Also it seems pretty on brand for her to play half-finished broken games for the memes anyway.

  • @bosspandalover3442
    @bosspandalover3442 29 днів тому +81

    I love MUNTING coins

    • @pawoui
      @pawoui 29 днів тому +1

      Mount??? 👀👀👀🥵🥵🥵

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 28 днів тому +1

      Munt is coin/mint in dutch so... probably still a typo

    • @bosspandalover3442
      @bosspandalover3442 28 днів тому

      @@Speederzzz munting is slang in English for something you can look up on urban dictionary, NSFL

  • @giftedunicorns
    @giftedunicorns 29 днів тому +18

    just wanna say that the editing in this is AMAZING. you're one of the youtubers i see consistently improve their skills and overall quality between uploads, and it shows here for sure :D

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +7

      Thanks! It will only get better now that I am working with a team of editors to help with the manual labor aspects so I can focus most of my effort on the creativity part. I’m not here to make UA-cam videos this is basically just a way for me to force myself to make art on a consistent basis

  • @liamflynn1120
    @liamflynn1120 29 днів тому +13

    I knew not one thing about crypto games and their proliferation before your channel. But I love your intros so much that I kept watching, and now I find it fascinating, but like in the same way Real Housewives is fascinating. By the way, this might be my favorite intro so far.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +4

      Thanks! I am really proud of it too

  • @nobodyfornow
    @nobodyfornow 29 днів тому +5

    i ADORE these progressively more complex intros, i am begging you to lean into this style as hard as possible

  • @speck3824
    @speck3824 29 днів тому +18

    Is that the Sonic Adventure Froggy fishing music in the background of the FishVerse review?!?!?!

  • @ZombieZayne
    @ZombieZayne 29 днів тому +3

    18:50 when you said "crypto culture" I legit wanted to vomit. Gr8 vid brah

  • @itsathing3369
    @itsathing3369 29 днів тому +5

    I like how you mix horror into your videos, and the horror always got this late 80s to early 90s feel, mixed with 2010s adult swim absurdist humor.

  • @W454B1
    @W454B1 28 днів тому +3

    "Just ONE more coin guys, Trust Me this time the game's gonna work, please just one more coin"

  • @Witchy-Hearts
    @Witchy-Hearts 29 днів тому +4

    0:58 *having violent ptsd to the Sonic Adventure DX Bigg the cat fishing music*

  • @McLaren961-
    @McLaren961- 27 днів тому +2

    I love the fact that I got an ad for that bigtime crypto game that you reviewed before this video

  • @SILZZURP
    @SILZZURP 29 днів тому +2

    god i love ur channel theme, the vintage pharma intro goes bonkers

  • @Glibbers
    @Glibbers 29 днів тому +10

    Crypto game combined with early access - a truly horrifying combination.

  • @demonicedgelord1790
    @demonicedgelord1790 29 днів тому +5

    Love the video like always keep up the great work! Also saw DeathSpank at the end automatic 15/10 video

  • @sugar-luv
    @sugar-luv 27 днів тому

    i really enjoy the editing style! and im very thankful you put the name of the songs in the corner :D

  • @DespicableDemon
    @DespicableDemon 29 днів тому +1

    Intro was really cool, love the way you keep the video itself visually interesting, it's very easy to just phone-in by just talking over gameplay of the video, but you showing the social media/game website, steam page, and then the game itself. If/when you move on from crypto/NFT slop when it hopefully dies, I am still gonna be here watching your dope videos. I hope one day you'll be able to cover a Diggles sequel lol

  • @Kudzooo
    @Kudzooo 29 днів тому +7

    I knew the Blowfish studio logo reminded me of something but it didn’t set in until I saw the cargo ship you’re supposed to defend in Phantom Galaxies and now I’m kinda sad. If you didn’t know there’s an animated series that was supposed to launch on UA-cam under the same name made by the guy behind the Starscream OVA (he was just paid to animate the series I don’t think he was involved in the project any further than that). It currently has only one complete episode (aside from the short film). Guess that’s where some of the budget went…I only saw the short film but it still got me interested in the game for a while before I forgot about it so it’s kinda sad to see this is what it actually ended up being.

  • @axo_dude
    @axo_dude 29 днів тому +22

    We about to get fishy with this one ;)

  • @Sacharias1
    @Sacharias1 28 днів тому

    I mostly listen to these to prepare for sleep. The formulaic content and calm narration work really well. I really appreciated the part where you went "In case you are just listening" before describing things. xoxo

  • @astro9098
    @astro9098 28 днів тому

    WAKE UP BABE NEW JAUWN VIDEOOOOO 😂 a whole day late but I LOVE THIS

  • @SkylerFG
    @SkylerFG 29 днів тому +5

    Great content, your videos reminds me of Josh Strife Hayes "Worst MMO ever" series, keep it up!

  • @bac0nknight691
    @bac0nknight691 29 днів тому +10

    Making a shitty crypto game and getting the Jauwn treatment must be someones dream

  • @Chadworthy_
    @Chadworthy_ 24 дні тому +1

    The music title in the upper left is great! Pokémon contest was a perfect choice for showing that team lol

  • @keysersoze9652
    @keysersoze9652 29 днів тому +1

    glad to see you found my curator page, this video explains the slight increase in followers
    big fan day 1 here sir

  • @extremepayne
    @extremepayne 26 днів тому +3

    10:17 Even more baffling when the first voice is clearly a TTS voice, not an actor

  • @Kat21
    @Kat21 29 днів тому +12

    At least oh baby kart is a somewhat playable game unlike the others..

  • @PCGamer1732
    @PCGamer1732 28 днів тому

    your intros are cool bruh also LMAO the terrifying character at the beginning

  • @flosscandies
    @flosscandies 29 днів тому

    I love your openings so much they're always so surreal

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 27 днів тому +4

    Yeah, you're right. Better not let Activision see NFT paywalls be a thing.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 29 днів тому +12

    I like how Fishverse you play the Big the Cat fishing music.

  • @RonaldBackFromHell
    @RonaldBackFromHell 28 днів тому

    One would think Jauwn to be happy
    Thanks so much for these videos. Your dry sarcasm and well-placed commentary is somehow very relaxing

  • @cinnamonrolls4life677
    @cinnamonrolls4life677 29 днів тому

    Oh my god... Your editing has gotten so much better!! It feels surreal and I love it so much! Keep it up, man!

  • @stmh9660
    @stmh9660 29 днів тому +12

    I would like to recommend some crypto games you haven't review so far and are (or were) somewhat popular: Mir4 and Ni no Kuni Crossworlds, both are RPGs, idle/grindy/auto type RPG (like Black Desert). Mir4 was meh, Ni No Kuni was visually impressive, sad they had to use that IP for crypto BS

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 29 днів тому +7

      Ni No Kumi went crypto? Well that's even more disappointing

    • @stmh9660
      @stmh9660 29 днів тому +3

      @@darkunykorn404 yes, for that game specifically, I don't remember what was the use the 2 tokens had within the game, I played it and grinded to level 70 and had a decent build and never had to use said tokens nor spend a dime on it, still not the ni no kuni experience you would expect. I'm not even sure what's the state of the game nowadays, I suppose it's still available for PC and android, it's free and if I remember correctly less than 15GB. I personally think it's worth a try if you like grindy and gacha MMORPGs, nothing is lost by trying it out

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 29 днів тому +1

      @@stmh9660 I have played it in the past actually! I love the aesthetics but the fact it was autoplay kind of turned me off a little. But I'm glad to hear the crypto didn't ruin the game (at least not too much), even though I don't play it anymore it was a cute little experience nonetheless

  • @mikazukimunini
    @mikazukimunini 29 днів тому +2

    I'm liking the new production value that you're putting into the video! Though at least to me, the leap of some of the stuff is a bit jarring, at least enough that I for once thought of leaving a comment. I'm more of a fan of watching a video where it's 'a guy talking about stuff' which most of the other videos are like and most of this video is. It's mostly the intro that put me off a little. I do like some of the choices you made like the background music not making everything sound so silent and showing what song started playing.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +5

      it's all in the pursuit of exploring my creative abilities and editing powers, so some of it will be rough as i only improve over time. i appreciate the feedback though, i view the intros as my own way to express myself and make my videos unique though and definitely some people will be put off by it. Just the risk i take

  • @Deniz-ti2kb
    @Deniz-ti2kb 28 днів тому +2

    Love your vids man keep going!

  • @joshuawiener5003
    @joshuawiener5003 29 днів тому

    Every time you upload, the quality gets better

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson 29 днів тому +15

    Steam me up Scotty

  • @hmmguessitstimetoexplode9887
    @hmmguessitstimetoexplode9887 29 днів тому +4

    0:39 prologned exposure to crypto games can give you a sudden desire to play League of Legends?! I wasn't gonna play them before but now I'm not going anywhere near them, that's a fate worse than death!

  • @anatoli1010
    @anatoli1010 29 днів тому

    Man did the production and editing improved unbelievably compared to ur first videos.. Jauwn never disappoints!

  • @oscarguzman3017
    @oscarguzman3017 29 днів тому

    Jauwn's videos' aesthetic is always so dang good 😩

  • @Captain_Willlow
    @Captain_Willlow 29 днів тому +4

    One must imagine Jauwn happy.

  • @cameronkabore9263
    @cameronkabore9263 29 днів тому +5

    Holy shit, these Oh Baby Kart item boxes are literally ripped off from Mario Kart, you will never convince me otherwise

  • @theunkownboss8052
    @theunkownboss8052 29 днів тому

    heh 9mm suppository (it’s going right into my frontal lobe) (also ps I really like how much your editing has changed over time and has become much more unique, it just feels right with your type of content. Great work all around sire jauwn I expect nothing less from you or your videos)

  • @bentendo_
    @bentendo_ 29 днів тому +6

    I love the style of your videos

  • @wafran3396
    @wafran3396 29 днів тому +6

    Jauwn!
    Come for the Crypto cringe.
    Stay for the analogue horror!

  • @locwul
    @locwul 29 днів тому

    Oh man this video was what made me become an official bagholder! Love your content!

  • @selingermann5599
    @selingermann5599 29 днів тому

    Damn that production quality is goood :D

  • @Raitza_
    @Raitza_ 29 днів тому +4

    No way deathspank gameplay, didn’t think anyone else ever played it

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +5

      Picked it up on the last steam sale it’s a goofy game good for playing in bed

  • @Vyce223
    @Vyce223 29 днів тому +5

    I hope to see a Jauwn Killer Whales video tbh.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +3

      Check the pinned comment and enjoy

  • @surelylune
    @surelylune 29 днів тому +1

    the big the cat fishing music for fishverse is so fitting

  • @thetacoboat
    @thetacoboat 29 днів тому

    Great video Jauwn. They always seem to get better.
    Also DEATHSPANK MENTIONED!?!? I haven't played deathspank in over a decade so that's a throwback for sure.

  • @emolovetree
    @emolovetree 29 днів тому +5

    VDSC really said yiff the paper hands huh

    • @cyberneticsquid
      @cyberneticsquid 29 днів тому +4

      What

    • @lancesmith8298
      @lancesmith8298 29 днів тому +3

      @@cyberneticsquidI know two of these words in isolation, neither of which are the acronym, and god help me trying to conspiracy board between “yiff” and “paper hands”

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 29 днів тому +2

      @@lancesmith8298 it's being used to replace 'fuck', and VDSC is the guys who made the dragon one

  • @josecarlitox1
    @josecarlitox1 29 днів тому +4

    You forgot to add Mir4, multiplatform mmo-rpg that gave you tokens called dracos.
    Basically, it's an idler rpg at this point.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +4

      I know about Mir4 but that will get its own video later on

  • @EddieDubs
    @EddieDubs 29 днів тому +2

    That stimulus check joke got me.

  • @reeeraptor8
    @reeeraptor8 12 днів тому

    Only 7:10 in, pretty sure im watching you before but I've seen enough and I'm subing, then gonna watch more

  • @mcprice3640
    @mcprice3640 29 днів тому +18

    I had... a wonderful edging session to the thumbnail.. thank you 😊😊

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +25

      What the hell

    • @mcprice3640
      @mcprice3640 29 днів тому +7

      @@jauwn I know you're proud of me

  • @PurpleXVI
    @PurpleXVI 29 днів тому +3

    You know, I'm curious, have any of these terrible games tried to yoink your coins after you've connected your Metamask? Or have they all actually been "honest" in that regard? From what I've heard connecting your wallet to the wrong thing can hoover you dry in seconds.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  29 днів тому +1

      I don't have anything in any of my accounts so no

  • @whiteboyrelyk
    @whiteboyrelyk 25 днів тому +2

    Hey Jauwn, I don't know if you'll ever see this, but your videos are amazing. You have such a unique style and it's always a delight to see an upload from you. I hope your videos blow up super hard and you get hella rich man.

    • @jauwn
      @jauwn  25 днів тому +2

      I can’t get rich without investing in crypto, remember? Glad you love the videos !

  • @Hamboarding
    @Hamboarding 28 днів тому

    I did not expect Jauwn still being able to review Crypto games over one year later! But here we are, still many bad games and great videos 🌞

  • @taka7369
    @taka7369 29 днів тому +5

    18:30 Seeing that wonderful, wonderful game FTL between all this garbage is almost obscene. ;)