I’m glad that Schlatt’s husband decided to cheer Schlatt up by showing up 7 times in 3 hours- all just to make him blush too. What a sweet, loving gentleman of a partner.
Schlatt eating is so entertaining. Mostly because he eats like a little raccoon but also because it’s oddly peaceful to watch him eat and cough like a sick cat.
For the magician video at 3:52, the original guess is correct I once got in a massive argument on Reddit arguing that it couldn't be that and instead it had to be a sliding filter but after watching most of the video frame by frame I found a frame where you can see both sides of the filter simultaneously and it's clearly on opposite ends on each side The dude is just fucking amazing at hiding it
I love how when he was chewing on his 2nd mint he had a visible life crisis thinking he is the weird one for a solid minute before he decided to ignore the comments and just oversell eating the mints (essentially doubling down even if he didn't want more then 2 mints), you could tell by how silent he was after the 2nd mint.
The awkward car love pun guy should do a tiktok specifically for schlatt, that would be hilarious, like “What if you were waiting at a red light… and I pulled up beside you… and we looked into each others eyes… and I said….. April 9th, 1999…”
TIMESTAMPS 0:17 Live VODwatcher reaction 1:33 Mannequin 2:45 Never trust the British 5:01 UFO Hypothetical (Car Man #1) 6:46 Be careful this Halloween 8:48 Bro Jiden jumpscare 8:57 Spin the Bottle 9:36 Schlatt stalling for 3 minutes 12:12 Can you lay on your stomach 12:45 Return of the Cake (Feat. Spooky Lights) 14:19 He’s Batman 15:10 Bro missed the reflexes update 15:34 He didn’t want it 16:12 Giving my dog salmon 17:04 This had me in tears 18:35 Worst video yet 19:20 No Homo 20:06 No Blue Raspberries (Feat. The Loathsome Mint Chewer) 24:59 Ankles broken, shirt tooken (Feat. More Spooky Lights) 26:58 Another 9/11 Meme 27:30 Thighs vs Fruits 28:18 800$ Dollar Gorilla 29:29 Normal Billiards Game 30:38 Gayschlatt (Car Man #2) 32:00 Average JSchlatt viewer 32:46 What type of food do you like? (Car Man #3) 34:05 I hope nobody saw this 34:21 It’s Bingo Time 35:15 Supercuts 36:19 Sleepshitting 37:09 Freddy 37:55 Schlatt laughing at vehicular manslaughter 39:03 At the scene of the crime 39:15 I bet I can make you smile (Car Man #4) 41:10 Watermelon Man 41:40 Trolling goes too far 42:31 Gym Hypothetical (Car Man #5) 44:05 Schlorgasm 44:38 Crushing Video 45:39 Crushing Video #2 47:40 Schlatt Intervention (Feat. The Accursed Kit Kat Cruncher) 49:59 Little Buddy 51:01 Hot Dogs 52:00 Dog gets hit by a train (real) 52:30 He clumsy asf fr 53:30 Biggest Domino Chain 55:13 Epic Minecraft Intro 56:38 Wario 57:08 Schlejaculation 57:55 Snake 58:30 Nose Jumpscare 59:47 Banana 1:00:10 NO BITE 1:00:28 Sandwich Speedrun 1:01:47 Goofy Ahh Cat 1:02:28 “We know” 1:02:54 Common Larry W 1:03:37 Don’t forget the ice 1:05:06 Shit your pants 1:06:14 Bro can’t afford to die in Cleveland 1:06:50 Bizarre thought patterns 1:07:47 What’s your favorite candy? (Car Man #6) 1:09:48 Discord Mods 1:10:34 Skinwalker Practice 1:13:17 A rivalry as old as time 1:14:00 Schlatt is amused by baby toy 1:14:42 Crushing Video #3 1:16:03 Joker (2019) 1:16:30 World's most wanted domestic terrorist 1:16:48 American Psycho 1:20:03 Capybara (No Meth) 1:21:19 Spicy gummy bear 1:22:21 Not a single friend in sight :( 1:23:12 Friends :) 1:23:58 Average night in New York 1:25:00 Schlatts Basement livestream 1:25:59 Meow 1:26:54 English pronunciation test 1:28:01 Herbert 1:28:54 Watches 1:30:22 I Love Vampires 1:32:06 Brent Petersonjumpscare 1:33:02 How my Indian cousin eats a hot dog 1:33:54 Dry Bones 1:34:35 He called Saul 1:36:56 Vegetarian Cat 1:37:35 Awesome contraption 1:38:38 Caught this fish last night 1:40:21 Titanic when they saw the iceberg 1:41:03 Beef Wellington 1:42:18 20,000 Calories 1:43:29 Peach Cobbler reaction 1:44:40 JSchlatt fans 1:45:44 Common Bear W (ITS FREE) 1:46:38 Nasty Patty (RIP DOOM) 1:48:04 Man reinvents wheel to cook a cactus 1:50:45 Smack Cam 1:51:22 Eating my dogs face 1:52:20 Car unlocked 1:53:12 Bigfoot 1:54:14 Toucan :) 1:55:25 Mizkif 1:56:18 Me if I was a deer 1:57:08 3:00 AM 1:57:34 Bro was acknowledging the situation 1:58:56 Brent Peterson for president 1:59:27 Free will 2:01:15 Sprinkles 2:02:44 You fine as wine (Car Man #7) 2:04:03 Bro was side eyeing me 2:05:24 English pronunciation test #2 2:06:34 Don’t Google Mr Hands 2:08:05 funny_theanimals 2:10:10 Charity 2:11:26 He likes to eat 2:12:42 Cat cam 2:13:20 Wtf type of animal 2:13:58 Ringtone man 2:14:42 Onions 2:15:35 Schlatt draws the line 2:16:14 Favorite lolis 2:17:02 High note 2:17:40 Meteor hits earth 2:18:24 Uncle breaks the awkward silence 2:19:15 French “people” 2:19:40 Wise Mystical Tree 2:20:05 Bro was hungry 2:21:38 He got the 2:21:52 He’s trying his best 2:22:38 It is his favorite activity 2:23:42 You could really use a massage 2:24:36 Always check your dogs feet 2:25:13 🐬🐬🐬 2:25:32 Schlatt berates the elderly 2:27:50 Most socially aware Harry Potter fan 2:28:59 He didn’t get it :( 2:29:23 Pudgy 2:30:01 La creatura 2:30:52 Minecraft Steve Conspiracy 2:31:20 Baby Hammerhead 2:31:32 Mr Breast 2:32:37 Crow :) 2:33:02 Slight miscalculation 2:33:26 Fake explosion 2:34:06 Nathaniel B 2:35:55 He should have stayed quiet 2:37:10 This evenings porn agenda 2:38:20 Driving before her 2:39:15 English pronunciation test #3 2:41:27 Testicle Butter Dog
first part of timestamps 0:18- schlatt daily routine 1:33- mannequin 2:46- magician revealed 5:25- what would you do 6:50- halloween scare 8:57- spin the bottle 12:11- helicopter pee pee 13:22- dumpy 14:22- batman 15:14- reflexes on point 15:36- (ice) cream 16:14- dog likes salmon 17:26- kentucky derby ahh 18:35- human trash 19:20- breadstick love 20:06- no blue raspberry 24:59- juked 26:59- oops 27:29- thighs be strong 28:24- monke 29:29- idek wtf is happening 31:13- schlatt has an aneurysm 32:22- high schoolers 33:15- mexican? 34:05- the twister 34:31- bingo time 35:24- supercuts w 36:25- poopy 37:10- freddy 37:55- roleplay at its finest 39:04- not chris 39:38- flustered schlatt 41:14- watermelon 41:48- robbed 42:29- LMAOOO 44:06- aloe vera w 44:52- crush 45:43- crush 2 50:00- lil dude 51:09- weenie 52:05- WATCH YO JET 52:33- clumsy asf fr 53:30- gay schlatt 55:14- minecraft 56:39- gottem 57:14- schlatt creamed 57:55- snek 58:48- slurp 59:47- banaenae 1:00:10- no bite 1:00:28- breakfast fancam 1:01:47- :( 1:02:46- no comment 1:03:00- larry w 1:03:41- intrusive thoughts be winning 1:05:07- no coincidence 1:06:16- cleaveland 1:06:50- car tutorial 1:08:22- hersheys kiss 1:10:03- four guys 1:10:34- skinwalker 1:13:16- cat squared up 1:14:01- funny noise 1:14:56- crush 3 1:16:04- mr prezzy 1:16:29- criminal 1:17:00- creepy dude 1:20:06- alvin 1:21:20- spicy 1:22:22- satisfying 1:23:12- how’d he do that 1:23:58- normal new yorker 1:25:08- jerma ahh 1:26:00- meow 1:27:00- DOA BOLE 1:28:01- herbert 1:28:56- idgaf 1:30:27- vampires
Dear, Jschlatt I watched with most regret whilst you ridiculed 'VOD" specators. I myself included amongst them felt most insulted. Often finding myself far too taken in the labors of the day to partake in viewing you perform live. I enjoy to watch them at later date. You can imgaine my indagtion and confusion upon finding myself insulted by one who brings me so much joy. I simply request you cease the slandrous langauage agaist me and my compatriots. Best Wishes, Vod Viewer
Dear, @Lily It is most splendid letter I have seen in a long time. However there is only one single error, you missed a 'n' in the word "agaist". I hope you don't take offense. Wishing you a healthy and a long life, A Comment Reader
These tiktoks are almost as satisfying as “schlong” doing those devious little acts in 1999. (I am also happy for schlatts new relationship with lip biting man and hope everything goes well for them)
Shlyranosourus Rex looks like the kinda guy to look at a bad situation and say "oh golly oh my, what ever will I do" Edit: I just finished the vod and he fuckin said it 💀
I can tell chat isn't used to using Ws or Ls because after Larry the cat's common W at 1:02:55, they put "W Larry" instead of "Warry" as professional W/L chatters do 🤓
I keep coming back to watch these because they’re great for background noise and there’s always something I haven’t seen because of being distracted lol
this entertainment TikTok ranking was a perfect way to pass the time. Thank you "schlong" for the great videos, it truly shows the character development you've had after the '99 incident.
I could not care less about schlatts teeth, that candy he ate was fine to chew. The thing about jolly ranchers is that It's physically impossible to chew them the way that kid did
for those wondering about the catfish In general, some species of catfish can survive out of water for ten hours, while others can last fifteen to eighteen hours and it depends on the conditions outside. Catfish have a special organ called the suprabranchial organ that allows them to survive for hours without water.
i was checking the vods channel for several days straight for a new video, and i got blessed by this materpiece and i agree with the tierlist, that was simply excellent criticism on your end
I have yet to finish this video. I have tried four times now, but just can't seem to be able to watch its entirety. "Schlatt's" voice is just so soothing
2:15:38 found her channel, and reported her video for animal abuse. that clip made me physically sick... i have no problem with killing an animal for the purpose of eating it, but if you do, you have to kill them quickly and humanely! As a hunter you can even lose your hunting licence and go to prison if your bullet does not kill the animal you are hunting and you dont hunt it down and put it down.
Was chewing on a delicious gummy worm once. Then I walked to my car and got my shins sliced up because an evil character was under my car! Anyways, be wary, trick or treaters!
8:35 i had a teacher that did, she made brownies and gave them to kids, she was caught right away because any parent would see a brownie and check it out, who tf gives brownies out on holloween, should have just made gummies she would have got alot further
The lights in “Schlatt’s” office are blinking because they know what terrible sins he has committed, the “tragedies” he’s caused. Judgement is coming for him soon for what he did in 1999.
36:06 Bro I remember back in 2nd grade (around... 11 years ago?) I legit used "You probably went to supercuts to get that ugly ass hair done," as an insult. So, here's a real shocker. I went to supercuts for my own haircuts. 💀
In regards to the "morning routine psycho" clip. Having a clean house is one thing, but if you walk in anyone's house and it looks like a staged rental property of a page of a better homes magazine, run. No normal person lives like that, if a house is sterile its not a home its a murder den.
I love how schlatt's husband inserts himself every few videos to make schlatt blush
i know right they're so cute together
timestamp?
@@PiraGem are you slow?
@@PeachDragon_ yes I indeed am
@@PiraGem fair enough.
It's The weird guy who keeps appearing every couple of videos.
I’m glad that Schlatt’s husband decided to cheer Schlatt up by showing up 7 times in 3 hours- all just to make him blush too. What a sweet, loving gentleman of a partner.
i feel like the drugs in candy thing is to get kids hooked on it so they come back for more.
blm
Wha what
Schlatt should do more drunk driving vids I love the ones he made
I know they are soo cute together ❤️
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
Yeah the oil rig I'm trapped on is nothing compared to the day in the life of a small twitch streamer
he actually has a 9-11 job
@@Concerned_Custodian yeah neither is this concentration camp I'm guarding, they really work the hardest jobs ever
@@Hamza2_72729/11 you mean? It varies sometimes.
1:44:36 someone calling Schlatt’s KitKat a “SchlitSchlat” was so funny to me for no reason
Schlatt trying to read in Swedish and then roasting them was funny af 💀💀
skinka killed me
"Schlatt"
"Skurt" är en "jättebra" streamare
"Schlugg"
@@deathmorphosis ja, och han är sexig :)
I don't think I could have ranked those TikToks on my own, thank you Schlatt!
Ofc we gotta thank schlatt
homie that aint schlatt, thats schlattVODS!
You mean "schlatt"
You mean schlugg
you mean schlogg
Schlatt eating is so entertaining. Mostly because he eats like a little raccoon but also because it’s oddly peaceful to watch him eat and cough like a sick cat.
What is this response 😂
i need him to see this
For the magician video at 3:52, the original guess is correct
I once got in a massive argument on Reddit arguing that it couldn't be that and instead it had to be a sliding filter but after watching most of the video frame by frame I found a frame where you can see both sides of the filter simultaneously and it's clearly on opposite ends on each side
The dude is just fucking amazing at hiding it
I don't think I've seen the chat angreier than when Schlatt just starts munching into those lifesavers
They got very angry at him eating the Kit-Kats throughout the stream too
Timestamp
@@swiftruggerio5854 bro it's near the beginning of the video💀
"angreier*
@@OofGP bro it’s a 2.5 hour video 💀
I love how "schlatt" isn't afraid to wear a manbun even after what he did with it in 99. Truly inspirational
what did he do
@@shannelsmith185 the unspeakable
@@shannelsmith185 you don't wanna know
@@shannelsmith185 trust us, it was BAD
Legally and illegally we are not allowed to say
I love how when he was chewing on his 2nd mint he had a visible life crisis thinking he is the weird one for a solid minute before he decided to ignore the comments and just oversell eating the mints (essentially doubling down even if he didn't want more then 2 mints), you could tell by how silent he was after the 2nd mint.
The awkward car love pun guy should do a tiktok specifically for schlatt, that would be hilarious, like “What if you were waiting at a red light… and I pulled up beside you… and we looked into each others eyes… and I said….. April 9th, 1999…”
Schlatt is the only youtuber that can keep me entertained for a whole 3 hour stream.
fr
my god true
Yeah he is the only one whos VOD i am watching.
You clearly haven't watched PayMoneyWubby yet then
@@brianderx dude wubby is so fucking funny
I love how “jschlattVODS” viewers are so much nicer that we don’t even try to insult the “live” viewers
FR, I saw in the live chat someone said "fuck you vod watchers" like- wtf did we do?! 🥲😭
isnt it usually the other way round 💀
@@thatwaterriver3824 no (don’t try to confirm that just trust me)
@@Metal_HeadsRHot exactly, like if it’s was our fault on 1999
@@pimkinn -The unspeakable act on 1999- 😶
my favorite part of "Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks" was when he said "It's rankin' time" and then he ranked all over everyone
Schlatt: gets mad at kid crunching jolly ranchers
5 seconds later: CRUNCH CRUNCH BI-
TIMESTAMPS
0:17 Live VODwatcher reaction
1:33 Mannequin
2:45 Never trust the British
5:01 UFO Hypothetical (Car Man #1)
6:46 Be careful this Halloween
8:48 Bro Jiden jumpscare
8:57 Spin the Bottle
9:36 Schlatt stalling for 3 minutes
12:12 Can you lay on your stomach
12:45 Return of the Cake (Feat. Spooky Lights)
14:19 He’s Batman
15:10 Bro missed the reflexes update
15:34 He didn’t want it
16:12 Giving my dog salmon
17:04 This had me in tears
18:35 Worst video yet
19:20 No Homo
20:06 No Blue Raspberries (Feat. The Loathsome Mint Chewer)
24:59 Ankles broken, shirt tooken (Feat. More Spooky Lights)
26:58 Another 9/11 Meme
27:30 Thighs vs Fruits
28:18 800$ Dollar Gorilla
29:29 Normal Billiards Game
30:38 Gayschlatt (Car Man #2)
32:00 Average JSchlatt viewer
32:46 What type of food do you like? (Car Man #3)
34:05 I hope nobody saw this
34:21 It’s Bingo Time
35:15 Supercuts
36:19 Sleepshitting
37:09 Freddy
37:55 Schlatt laughing at vehicular manslaughter
39:03 At the scene of the crime
39:15 I bet I can make you smile (Car Man #4)
41:10 Watermelon Man
41:40 Trolling goes too far
42:31 Gym Hypothetical (Car Man #5)
44:05 Schlorgasm
44:38 Crushing Video
45:39 Crushing Video #2
47:40 Schlatt Intervention (Feat. The Accursed Kit Kat Cruncher)
49:59 Little Buddy
51:01 Hot Dogs
52:00 Dog gets hit by a train (real)
52:30 He clumsy asf fr
53:30 Biggest Domino Chain
55:13 Epic Minecraft Intro
56:38 Wario
57:08 Schlejaculation
57:55 Snake
58:30 Nose Jumpscare
59:47 Banana
1:00:10 NO BITE
1:00:28 Sandwich Speedrun
1:01:47 Goofy Ahh Cat
1:02:28 “We know”
1:02:54 Common Larry W
1:03:37 Don’t forget the ice
1:05:06 Shit your pants
1:06:14 Bro can’t afford to die in Cleveland
1:06:50 Bizarre thought patterns
1:07:47 What’s your favorite candy? (Car Man #6)
1:09:48 Discord Mods
1:10:34 Skinwalker Practice
1:13:17 A rivalry as old as time
1:14:00 Schlatt is amused by baby toy
1:14:42 Crushing Video #3
1:16:03 Joker (2019)
1:16:30 World's most wanted domestic terrorist
1:16:48 American Psycho
1:20:03 Capybara (No Meth)
1:21:19 Spicy gummy bear
1:22:21 Not a single friend in sight :(
1:23:12 Friends :)
1:23:58 Average night in New York
1:25:00 Schlatts Basement livestream
1:25:59 Meow
1:26:54 English pronunciation test
1:28:01 Herbert
1:28:54 Watches
1:30:22 I Love Vampires
1:32:06 Brent Petersonjumpscare
1:33:02 How my Indian cousin eats a hot dog
1:33:54 Dry Bones
1:34:35 He called Saul
1:36:56 Vegetarian Cat
1:37:35 Awesome contraption
1:38:38 Caught this fish last night
1:40:21 Titanic when they saw the iceberg
1:41:03 Beef Wellington
1:42:18 20,000 Calories
1:43:29 Peach Cobbler reaction
1:44:40 JSchlatt fans
1:45:44 Common Bear W (ITS FREE)
1:46:38 Nasty Patty (RIP DOOM)
1:48:04 Man reinvents wheel to cook a cactus
1:50:45 Smack Cam
1:51:22 Eating my dogs face
1:52:20 Car unlocked
1:53:12 Bigfoot
1:54:14 Toucan :)
1:55:25 Mizkif
1:56:18 Me if I was a deer
1:57:08 3:00 AM
1:57:34 Bro was acknowledging the situation
1:58:56 Brent Peterson for president
1:59:27 Free will
2:01:15 Sprinkles
2:02:44 You fine as wine (Car Man #7)
2:04:03 Bro was side eyeing me
2:05:24 English pronunciation test #2
2:06:34 Don’t Google Mr Hands
2:08:05 funny_theanimals
2:10:10 Charity
2:11:26 He likes to eat
2:12:42 Cat cam
2:13:20 Wtf type of animal
2:13:58 Ringtone man
2:14:42 Onions
2:15:35 Schlatt draws the line
2:16:14 Favorite lolis
2:17:02 High note
2:17:40 Meteor hits earth
2:18:24 Uncle breaks the awkward silence
2:19:15 French “people”
2:19:40 Wise Mystical Tree
2:20:05 Bro was hungry
2:21:38 He got the
2:21:52 He’s trying his best
2:22:38 It is his favorite activity
2:23:42 You could really use a massage
2:24:36 Always check your dogs feet
2:25:13 🐬🐬🐬
2:25:32 Schlatt berates the elderly
2:27:50 Most socially aware Harry Potter fan
2:28:59 He didn’t get it :(
2:29:23 Pudgy
2:30:01 La creatura
2:30:52 Minecraft Steve Conspiracy
2:31:20 Baby Hammerhead
2:31:32 Mr Breast
2:32:37 Crow :)
2:33:02 Slight miscalculation
2:33:26 Fake explosion
2:34:06 Nathaniel B
2:35:55 He should have stayed quiet
2:37:10 This evenings porn agenda
2:38:20 Driving before her
2:39:15 English pronunciation test #3
2:41:27 Testicle Butter Dog
I miss my wife
RIP METALFACE DOOM
So annoying
Oh you did return to timestamp the rest, well done!
Get a hobby 💀
My favorite moment is when he ranked them. Truly a jschlattVODS experience
I liked it when "Sclatt" ranked our "TikToks" in a neat, orderly "fashion"
Schlatt casually killing himself with mints just because he felt like it will never get old to me
I had a nightmare that schlatt was going to change his thumbnail template for something new. Luckily it was all a bad dream
Lol
first part of timestamps
0:18- schlatt daily routine
1:33- mannequin
2:46- magician revealed
5:25- what would you do
6:50- halloween scare
8:57- spin the bottle
12:11- helicopter pee pee
13:22- dumpy
14:22- batman
15:14- reflexes on point
15:36- (ice) cream
16:14- dog likes salmon
17:26- kentucky derby ahh
18:35- human trash
19:20- breadstick love
20:06- no blue raspberry
24:59- juked
26:59- oops
27:29- thighs be strong
28:24- monke
29:29- idek wtf is happening
31:13- schlatt has an aneurysm
32:22- high schoolers
33:15- mexican?
34:05- the twister
34:31- bingo time
35:24- supercuts w
36:25- poopy
37:10- freddy
37:55- roleplay at its finest
39:04- not chris
39:38- flustered schlatt
41:14- watermelon
41:48- robbed
42:29- LMAOOO
44:06- aloe vera w
44:52- crush
45:43- crush 2
50:00- lil dude
51:09- weenie
52:05- WATCH YO JET
52:33- clumsy asf fr
53:30- gay schlatt
55:14- minecraft
56:39- gottem
57:14- schlatt creamed
57:55- snek
58:48- slurp
59:47- banaenae
1:00:10- no bite
1:00:28- breakfast fancam
1:01:47- :(
1:02:46- no comment
1:03:00- larry w
1:03:41- intrusive thoughts be winning
1:05:07- no coincidence
1:06:16- cleaveland
1:06:50- car tutorial
1:08:22- hersheys kiss
1:10:03- four guys
1:10:34- skinwalker
1:13:16- cat squared up
1:14:01- funny noise
1:14:56- crush 3
1:16:04- mr prezzy
1:16:29- criminal
1:17:00- creepy dude
1:20:06- alvin
1:21:20- spicy
1:22:22- satisfying
1:23:12- how’d he do that
1:23:58- normal new yorker
1:25:08- jerma ahh
1:26:00- meow
1:27:00- DOA BOLE
1:28:01- herbert
1:28:56- idgaf
1:30:27- vampires
Thanks for the timestamps
I forgot what helicopter pee pee oh boy it was worth clicking
Thanks!
Thx
Thank you for you service
18:08
“Brings back memories, TO WHAT?!”
Me: Mr.hands…
Edit: “ Edemclaw come on don’t say that”
Me: Called it
The reason i love vods so much is bc it allows me to watch content, play games and not have to look for a new video every 15 minutes
Cool why else
Same
Dear, Jschlatt
I watched with most regret whilst you ridiculed 'VOD" specators. I myself included amongst them felt most insulted. Often finding myself far too taken in the labors of the day to partake in viewing you perform live. I enjoy to watch them at later date. You can imgaine my indagtion and confusion upon finding myself insulted by one who brings me so much joy. I simply request you cease the slandrous langauage agaist me and my compatriots.
Best Wishes, Vod Viewer
how isn't this higher?
Dear, Dogeinator
I was most pleased to read your correspondence. I thank you for your fine complaint.
Best wishes, Lily
amen
mf how did you spell "imagine" wrong but spell "compatriots" correctly
Dear, @Lily
It is most splendid letter I have seen in a long time. However there is only one single error, you missed a 'n' in the word "agaist". I hope you don't take offense.
Wishing you a healthy and a long life,
A Comment Reader
These tiktoks are almost as satisfying as “schlong” doing those devious little acts in 1999. (I am also happy for schlatts new relationship with lip biting man and hope everything goes well for them)
I know I still cant believe what Schlutt did in 99
can't believe he engaged in such tomfoolery back in '99
Devious
Shlitorus really did put the American justice system to the test
Common "Schlugg" W
5:00 start of the ruination
one day “schlatt” will actually rank the videos
Shlyranosourus Rex looks like the kinda guy to look at a bad situation and say "oh golly oh my, what ever will I do"
Edit: I just finished the vod and he fuckin said it 💀
“ Shlyranosourus Rex”
@@BigBrainGamer58 you're goddamn right 🥸
Schlatt isn’t blushing every time the guy came on, he was physically losing his will to continue
Just schlatt eating a KitKat broke me, I started shaking, crying, laughing, and shouted from it.
1:21 as a vod watcher i can confirm
This video genuinely had me in tears from laughing. *Especially* the Hersheys kiss clip
8:46 "Schlatt" seeing the caption "Biden Shouts Out Dead Congresswoman" and immediately skipping is one of my new favorite moments
16:33 thats a savannah monitor. big lizaard
“I’m just gonna explain what happens in the next video”
*Next video proceeds to be the most inexplicable thing ever*
1:01:10 Schlatt pronouncing Swedish words is now one of my favorite things.
45:32 Schlatt is like an older father trying to reconnect to his child by using hip slang that the kids use these days.
I can tell chat isn't used to using Ws or Ls because after Larry the cat's common W at 1:02:55, they put "W Larry" instead of "Warry" as professional W/L chatters do 🤓
I keep coming back to watch these because they’re great for background noise and there’s always something I haven’t seen because of being distracted lol
this entertainment TikTok ranking was a perfect way to pass the time. Thank you "schlong" for the great videos, it truly shows the character development you've had after the '99 incident.
What?
@@The10thSpirit you know what they're talking about. you know. 99'.
@@The10thSpiritmillions died that night, you should think before you speak
the sheer force to crack a fresh jolly rancher seems like tearing paper to him
now to CRUSH IT
no words
20:06
49:55 with all the panic in chat? Absolutely refreshing 😂
The sheer amount of times that these TikTok’s made “Schlatt” blush is great
Watching Schlatt pronouncing scandinavian food names is just warm soup to my soul.
wow what a beautiful morning to watch “schlatt” watch “satisfying TikToks”
This bit is so overdone
@@Memu_ im in your walls
@@yumdinonugs Even more overdone. Come up with a new joke.
@@Memu_ I am your floorboards
@@Memu_ okay “memu”
I love the way that “Schlatt” ranks all of the tiktoks he watches. Really entertaining!
Little did Schlatt know that at 5:14 his whole life would change and he would met the love of his life
I could not care less about schlatts teeth, that candy he ate was fine to chew. The thing about jolly ranchers is that It's physically impossible to chew them the way that kid did
Well clearly is isn't impossible
I literally fucking chipped a tooth on a jolly rancher
for those wondering about the catfish In general, some species of catfish can survive out of water for ten hours, while others can last fifteen to eighteen hours and it depends on the conditions outside. Catfish have a special organ called the suprabranchial organ that allows them to survive for hours without water.
Shlungus' absolute primordial screech at the crab video had me rollin
i love how jshart always makes my day better
i was checking the vods channel for several days straight for a new video, and i got blessed by this materpiece
and i agree with the tierlist, that was simply excellent criticism on your end
After watching almost three hours of schlatt, I find myself questioning my sanity. And my life choices.
I have yet to finish this video. I have tried four times now, but just can't seem to be able to watch its entirety. "Schlatt's" voice is just so soothing
Only UA-camr I will sit comfortably and watch for hours straight
hey jshinkle! your video today “ranking” these “tiktoks” was extremely pleasureful. thanks jshat!
8:52 was that guy with the gun schlatt
2:15:38 found her channel, and reported her video for animal abuse. that clip made me physically sick... i have no problem with killing an animal for the purpose of eating it, but if you do, you have to kill them quickly and humanely!
As a hunter you can even lose your hunting licence and go to prison if your bullet does not kill the animal you are hunting and you dont hunt it down and put it down.
Schlatt never fails to fill me up with his content
7:02 you can never be too careful. I once was munching on a jolly rancher and I bit into an entire Nickelback concert. Worst pain of my life.
Was chewing on a delicious gummy worm once. Then I walked to my car and got my shins sliced up because an evil character was under my car! Anyways, be wary, trick or treaters!
I’m actually impressed you haven’t lost your sanity yet
Says who
@@SillyStar420 The Can Man
Schlanity
You assume he’s been sane
You must be new here
1:14:08 schlatt creams
25:04
You know in The Sims 4 when a sim falls asleep without a bed to sleep in?
That's the pose that guy was in.
25:49 the victims from '99 have come back to haunt him
I really liked when he ranked our TikToks
Gotta appreciate the amount of work “schlattster” puts into these videos.
8:35 i had a teacher that did, she made brownies and gave them to kids, she was caught right away because any parent would see a brownie and check it out, who tf gives brownies out on holloween, should have just made gummies she would have got alot further
To call these past couple of days shitty would be an understatement, but this has genuinely helped, thank you
Were they as shitty as what happened on September 11th 2001?
@@marcusborderlands6177 It was some Tragedy level shit
Hope you feel better soon, life is shit but so is shit, but we still gotta shit, so push through that shit till the next shit, ya got it?
@@saudade7842 damn, hope things recover back to some semblance of normalcy for ya
@@grenindraw6947 deep🥹
Schlatticus daddicus is back at it again with the tikitytokities
Bro I love the TikTok videos
Jschlatt is one of our favorite person we love jschlatt🥰
The lights in “Schlatt’s” office are blinking because they know what terrible sins he has committed, the “tragedies” he’s caused. Judgement is coming for him soon for what he did in 1999.
~3 hour Schlatt vod? You know I'm watching it same day.
Hey shalwar I love your vids and your streams ❤️
Imagine watching it live and not being able to pause or watch another time at your own convenience and whim!
I MISSED THE STREAM IM CRYING 😭😭😭
SAME IT WAS 12:36 AM FOR ME WHEN IT WAS STREAMED
W
Be a man
😭😭😭😭
I don’t have Twitch so I was gonna miss it either way lmao
When he says "Today we're watching some more TikToks" I can see eternal pain in his eyes.
I could watch a stream of a closeup of Schlatt crunching on mints for hours
Shlitaris makes me laugh so much. Such a good content creator
I just love the "guessing how much calories are in that" just randomly popping up throughout the stream. XD
Watching the vod is superior in every way
I love having schkidd making his mark on these wonderful tiktok's
The Hershey kiss part was hilarious Schlatts face made me laugh so hard😂
Thanks for this vods shlatt, somehow these videos find me everytime i have insomnia and help me sleep.
Nice to see some more Schlods being uploaded
There’s nothing to miss out on when you only go live once a year
36:06 Bro I remember back in 2nd grade (around... 11 years ago?) I legit used "You probably went to supercuts to get that ugly ass hair done," as an insult. So, here's a real shocker.
I went to supercuts for my own haircuts. 💀
I wish schlatt did something else besides the tiktoks. The other ones were so funny. He should do his fans Halloween costumes
“Schlatt” may have another few channels that make real content
can't wait for one stream to be exclusively men kissing and watch jschlatt either devolve into rage or drooling the entire time
these videos are so schlatisfying
27:25 The towers didn't
“schlatt” never fails to amaze me. we love you, man.
(15:34 is definitely my favorite part)
“schlatt”
sch
Brings back memories of ‘99. What a time it was..
Shladdy hits us with another great one
this is insane
In regards to the "morning routine psycho" clip. Having a clean house is one thing, but if you walk in anyone's house and it looks like a staged rental property of a page of a better homes magazine, run. No normal person lives like that, if a house is sterile its not a home its a murder den.
When "Schlinkenboppin" said, "it's tiktok time" I was touched and could feel the tiktoks coming inside of me
this video just booked my entire afternoon love it!
Your videos always make my day! Thxs shlaggy waggy💀😭🤓
Name For Schlatts new satisfyingly channel Schlattisfyingly.