Schlatt Ranks Your CURSED Business Ideas

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 11 місяців тому +5279

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:19 Anime Girl Body Wash Ft. Schlatts crippling addiction to smoking
    3:58 Joes Extreme Circumcision Unit
    8:09 My Business Proposal Ft. Altrive
    11:55 Schlatt Reaction Machine
    16:07 Corporate Business Trainer 3000
    20:00 The Backup Glizzy
    23:10 The Accordion Man
    24:05 How To Steal Free Signs
    29:29 Big Red Button Ft. Clinton Estates
    34:27 Parasocial Relationships
    37:20 Fakeschlatt
    41:12 Convert
    43:38 My Cute Cum Filled Cheeked Bunnies
    45:22 Call of The Void (If you made this one please hit my line)
    48:34 Smoking Is Actually Good For You Ft. Charborg
    51:46 Zap Drink
    53:42 How To Make A UA-cam Video
    57:52 Cool Friend Spray
    59:52 The Reaction UA-camr Package
    1:03:28 JSchlatt Live Fan
    1:08:32 Sausage Chef
    1:12:30 School Lunch
    1:16:00 Cumpy
    1:20:09 How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway
    1:26:12 Better Pet
    1:29:45 The Fryer 9000
    1:31:11 JSchlatt Potion
    1:34:05 Busy Driver
    1:36:20 The Bear Bomb
    1:39:22 The Schllatue Ft. Schlatts Cats
    1:44:42 Eyes of Zeus
    1:48:32 Buy Skylanders
    1:53:16 Reddit 2 Ft. Jawsh
    1:56:58 Schlunchies
    1:58:58 Emergency Exit
    2:00:47 Sex Bed
    2:04:40 Wall Insulation
    2:08:31 Sleep Deprived Merchandise
    2:11:54 No More 9/11 Jokes
    2:13:27 The Wallet That Electrocutes Your Dick
    2:16:33 Translator 3000
    2:19:39 Crack
    2:20:44 Guy With The Fat Ass (Real)
    2:21:56 Monkey Alarm Ft. Macock
    2:24:02 The Grabby Hand Dealie
    2:27:46 Microhard
    2:30:25 The Fish Magnet
    2:32:49 Pisstrument
    2:37:32 AI Generated NFT Porn
    2:40:48 Funny Stuff
    2:44:01 Goontanyl ft. Markiplier, Arnold, and Matpat
    2:49:33 Teds Toyota Tacomas
    2:52:36 Holy Water In A Bottle
    2:55:06 DrDerpGamer Response Video
    3:02:56 Bong Hero
    3:08:32 Mr Shredz and Mr Flipper
    3:12:46 The Clowntron 500,000
    3:14:26 ITurret
    3:16:46 Rats Petalcoholism Ft. Jambo
    3:20:43 4D Gaming Setup
    3:24:52 Carter
    3:28:15 The Scootski
    3:31:30 Rent A Podcast
    3:36:06 Squid Game
    3:39:52 Shark Army
    3:41:28 Bunga Booga
    3:45:39 Tot
    3:49:14 UA-cam Jambofy
    3:54:30 The Schlaby Monitor
    3:58:03 Schlankenstein
    4:00:48 The Schleezerposter
    4:03:48 The Crammie
    4:06:16 Downer Upper
    4:08:12 The Zanket
    4:11:03 My Belt
    4:14:39 The Schillow
    4:17:13 Schlatt Gets Doxxed
    4:21:21 Schlatt Gets Doxxed Again
    4:23:12 Schlatt Gets Doxxed A Third Time

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 11 місяців тому +471

      The bar has been raised massively from last year, all of you people are disgustingly talented and should be both proud and ashamed

    • @justanacc2123
      @justanacc2123 11 місяців тому +49

      Damn

    • @bloodiedlusts
      @bloodiedlusts 11 місяців тому +82

      pretty sure the jschlatt potion person is also on tiktok, I’m 99% sure i saw ‘em

    • @Nabiha-m4r
      @Nabiha-m4r 11 місяців тому +17

      Thanks

    • @mustangplays5347
      @mustangplays5347 11 місяців тому +43

      That deodrant 1st presentation guy probably have spent more time spending making this presentation for schlungus than doing actualy presentation for the college

  • @CommentPositionInformer
    @CommentPositionInformer 11 місяців тому +1276

    Tbh, Schlatt is the only youtuber where I would rather watch the vods than the edited videos.
    Despite being vods from a livestream, they somehow contain the exact same energy as the edited down version, so it's no less dynamic and feels like pretty much watching a longer edited video.

    • @tierdropp7544
      @tierdropp7544 11 місяців тому +38

      Yep, agree

    • @irishperhaps
      @irishperhaps Місяць тому +4

      Schlatt and jacksepticeye vods keep me sane for 14 hours a week

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan 9 місяців тому +425

    at 4:00:58, this person used the wrong shade of blue. they used #16a9ce(RGB 22,169,206), but Weezer blue is #189bcc(RGB 24,155,204). this is so important because it shows that i have no life and am going to be the end of my bloodline

    • @sillyman357
      @sillyman357 6 місяців тому +21

      Weezer loss pfp

    • @justinthyme1945
      @justinthyme1945 5 місяців тому +12

      I, for one, appreciate the attention to detail and the corrections. I have absolutely no use for this information other than annoying Schlatt with Weezer memes

    • @punkrockstormchaser
      @punkrockstormchaser 5 місяців тому +5

      Tf is the pfp😭😭

    • @thereyvan
      @thereyvan 5 місяців тому +1

      @@punkrockstormchaser Losszer

    • @SummerJoyBoy
      @SummerJoyBoy 5 місяців тому +1

      Ooh thats nice.

  • @calvertturanyi8371
    @calvertturanyi8371 11 місяців тому +2269

    The engineers of the Jschlatt fanbase have gathered to produce one of the greatest technological feats in the history of mankind.
    We call it:
    The Manschlatten Project

    • @MethBrewer
      @MethBrewer 11 місяців тому +210

      Schloppenheimer

    • @niklasdenero6396
      @niklasdenero6396 11 місяців тому

      ​@MethBrewer it's just one of these blowjob machines.

    • @thegreatjan
      @thegreatjan 11 місяців тому +58

      @@MethBrewer sloppenheimer

    • @kingofsomething3250
      @kingofsomething3250 11 місяців тому +46

      @@thegreatjan sloppyheimer

    • @Wendriz
      @Wendriz 11 місяців тому

      ​@@kingofsomething3250Slop to Heimer

  • @electr0cute170
    @electr0cute170 11 місяців тому +323

    I like how the moment at 3:45:00 truly shows the mindfullness of schlatt's chat
    The second schlatt noticed a message "nuh uh" literally everyone started denying mammonths, even tho a second ago the chat was full of joy

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 10 місяців тому +137

    in all seriousness this is genuinely an incredible way to both make content and to boost what could be the next generation of streamers, video essayists and podcasters

  • @sarahwills4975
    @sarahwills4975 11 місяців тому +3292

    these are prob some of the best submissions he’s gotten in any of these

    • @remedy07
      @remedy07 11 місяців тому +24

      ryo...

    • @Leo-w5v3b
      @Leo-w5v3b 11 місяців тому +63

      And he looks much happier too

    • @Skippymcskep
      @Skippymcskep 11 місяців тому +20

      For years I couldn’t keep Skibidi rizzing

    • @sokaize
      @sokaize 10 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 10 місяців тому +22

      The animated ones were actually fucking insane, the bear bomb one was my favourite out of all of em

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 11 місяців тому +1009

    Rule #1 of chat: do not chat. If you chat, especially if the putrid Garbodor of letters you manage to scramble out from your brains is readable, you will be banned.

    • @Sprw
      @Sprw 11 місяців тому +64

      I'm a fan of the phrase putrid garbodor of letters. Have yourself a good day.

    • @Drheims
      @Drheims 11 місяців тому +18

      Literally 1984

    • @seen7163
      @seen7163 11 місяців тому +2

      Joe mama

    • @tonybishop3686
      @tonybishop3686 7 місяців тому

      pokemon

    • @Xratcho
      @Xratcho 6 місяців тому

      Rule #1 of fight club

  • @imjustlookingformywatch
    @imjustlookingformywatch 11 місяців тому +346

    There was a frightening amount of effort put into these presentations that has been lacked in past installments.

  • @tavinprice2310
    @tavinprice2310 11 місяців тому +1200

    Watching Schlagg actually get offended by DrDerpGamer and grasp at straws for any possible insult was too hilarious
    I love you DrDerp. Legend.

    • @baid-
      @baid- 11 місяців тому +57

      yeah but i cant lie his hair line is like 3 times worse than ''shlurps'' is

    • @classvitreehouse3796
      @classvitreehouse3796 11 місяців тому +10

      Timestamp?

    • @FaeTheMf
      @FaeTheMf 11 місяців тому

      @@classvitreehouse37961:03:14

    • @j.jonatha.sanchez9509
      @j.jonatha.sanchez9509 11 місяців тому +13

      Are you a alt for dr derp?

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@baid- To be fair, he mainly just has a bigger forhead but you're right

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 10 місяців тому +69

    All of these submissions are made in such high quality, it feels like a lucid dream just how deranged everyone is to freak out or just pissoff Shlatt.

  • @mifiwi3438
    @mifiwi3438 11 місяців тому +2239

    5 hours of jschlatt is the perfect way to end my day spent committing tax fraud

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf 11 місяців тому +51

      Not really the end of the day if you got five hours to spare. Come on. Those taxes won’t evade themselves.

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf 11 місяців тому +11

      @@geekzombie8795 👍🏻

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 11 місяців тому +5

      4:23:53*

    • @idokazoo
      @idokazoo 11 місяців тому +1

      real

    • @un-kyejohn2968
      @un-kyejohn2968 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@rattfish🤓

  • @orange8338
    @orange8338 11 місяців тому +2491

    i have watched this 10 times already and can confirm its a classic

    • @nutbuster2815
      @nutbuster2815 11 місяців тому +283

      bro is playing this video on 5000000x speed 💀

    • @testing_oscar
      @testing_oscar 11 місяців тому +115

      time traveler over here

    • @Duflex
      @Duflex 11 місяців тому +9

      @@testing_oscar lmao

    • @flytrapsmokingafatblunt
      @flytrapsmokingafatblunt 11 місяців тому +17

      wait a second

    • @Vaydore
      @Vaydore 11 місяців тому +15

      Yea same. When new Schlatt video? It's been awhile..

  • @10fold55
    @10fold55 11 місяців тому +730

    It’s actually very easy to find jshlatt
    1: we know what car he drives
    2: we could always go to the nearest supermarket or mall and wait for him to show up
    3: he can’t hide forever

    • @HelloDarkness-sadboi
      @HelloDarkness-sadboi 11 місяців тому +108

      And also he lives in Chennai, India. 🙃

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke 11 місяців тому +18

      @@HelloDarkness-sadboiwe will fly there

    • @HelloDarkness-sadboi
      @HelloDarkness-sadboi 11 місяців тому +7

      @@Ray-ng3ke ¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯

    • @endermengalaxy4221
      @endermengalaxy4221 10 місяців тому +15

      On a sleep deprived video he actually let us know what the closest subway to his house is, so we could use that info to either look out for him there, or just drive around the area looking for his car!
      Don't do this, this is illegal, I do not condone these activities, this is just a joke

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke 10 місяців тому +5

      @@endermengalaxy4221 oh thank you for the information i’ll do just that

  • @SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel
    @SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel 11 місяців тому +88

    3:43:30 Fun Fact: certain Native Alaskan tribes 200-300 years ago recorded that they encountered mammoths and even hunted them for their meat and wool/hide 100 years ago they received a mammoths tusk from a native tribe member as well with fresh blood on it when the man receiving it wrote it down as an observation because he was curious about if they existed in that part of Alaska and genuinely surprising him when he first got it.

    • @rel_human
      @rel_human 9 місяців тому +2

      that is really interesting

    • @bigplopper
      @bigplopper 8 місяців тому +7

      I love spreading misinformation online

    • @SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel
      @SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel 8 місяців тому +1

      @@bigplopper there's literally a show that covered it

    • @Cyclo_Shock
      @Cyclo_Shock 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel that still dosen't prove its real.

    • @SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel
      @SchlongoOnThisSchlimazel 8 місяців тому

      True, just mentioning they came from valid sources and people that would have something to lose if they agreed to it.

  • @bassoongal7879
    @bassoongal7879 9 місяців тому +74

    A.I's realism can be so beautiful sometimes. R.I.P Big Man 🕊️🕊️

  • @fpengu
    @fpengu 11 місяців тому +357

    1:20:35 I just wanted to say, this one has gone underappreciated, this one is soo amazingly edited and the humor is absolute perfect, the cuomo line had me repeating the video lol

    • @dogmeat2418
      @dogmeat2418 11 місяців тому +21

      Yeah well it's kind of everyone's favorite, hot take tho

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 10 місяців тому +7

      Ya it was the best tbh

    • @audenchan9134
      @audenchan9134 10 місяців тому +6

      Does anyone know his channel name?

  • @Sergeant_DC
    @Sergeant_DC 11 місяців тому +2667

    Schlatt never fails to . I can’t believe he would . How dare he.

    • @ThePOVer
      @ThePOVer 11 місяців тому +35

      real smh

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 11 місяців тому +42

      i disliked this comment :(

    • @mooroo2853
      @mooroo2853 11 місяців тому +10

      *make excellent content

    • @MikeDoesStuff_YT
      @MikeDoesStuff_YT 11 місяців тому +46

      I completely agree, he all the times. Like how could he ?

    • @Im_Jakon
      @Im_Jakon 11 місяців тому +22

      This nerd is making half jokes

  • @smol_man
    @smol_man 8 місяців тому +3

    The best thing is the cool friend spray at 59:21 is actually buyable at that site along with gooning spray for 19.99$ and nothing for 1000.00$

  • @TheDarkLadyOfTheNight
    @TheDarkLadyOfTheNight 10 місяців тому +21

    2:52:36 Watching the ad for holy spray made me realize how much I'd like Schlatt do a playthrough of faith unholy trinity

  • @approvedtrash
    @approvedtrash 11 місяців тому +136

    11:55 HE SAW ITTTT :D
    It was an honer that you like my robot so much
    I would gladly give it to you

    • @NPC-254
      @NPC-254 11 місяців тому +1

      GOAT

    • @gaminggamer9698
      @gaminggamer9698 11 місяців тому +4

      Hello schliachel schleeves

    • @Mystfordays
      @Mystfordays 9 місяців тому

      AYOOOOOOO THAT ROBOT WAS AMAZING

  • @ManikFerret
    @ManikFerret 11 місяців тому +149

    what i have learned:
    Buy a decommissioned road sign
    record a video of yourself claiming its stolen while repeating that its free
    chat loves you
    schlatt believes you actually stole a sign
    Profit??
    its that easy baby 😎

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 11 місяців тому +34

      Or you could actually just take a sign, they are free you know

    • @fungle.
      @fungle. 11 місяців тому +37

      imagine paying for something thats free

    • @Goblin_Hater_37
      @Goblin_Hater_37 11 місяців тому +1

      Where can I find it on the subreddit, I wanna watch the full thing

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 9 місяців тому

      But it's not freeee

  • @araara2341
    @araara2341 11 місяців тому +740

    ShatGPT has gotten too good that it can even stream now. RIP miss him everyday 🕊️

  • @themosaicshow
    @themosaicshow 10 місяців тому +27

    16:59 schlatt’s pause game is incredible

  • @Dr_Coomer170
    @Dr_Coomer170 11 місяців тому +33

    the way altrive presents this shit like a five year old and then casually says "i am going to gamble" is fucking gold

  • @clarethecat5199
    @clarethecat5199 11 місяців тому +113

    1:23:23 Interesting fact for anyone familiar: Wilbur Soot's song "Jubilee Line" was written about his disgust at witnessing people's uncaring reactions to deaths resulting in delays on the London underground, just like what Schlatt's describing in NY. More specifically about suicides though, as is made clear in the lyrics, but also I'm pretty sure London doesn't have a prevalent "unhinged maniacs pushing strangers on to the tracks" problem. Such a specific experience that I'd never heard before hearing him talk about the song, so I'm really surprised to be hearing it again from someone in a completely different area.

    • @Evilf
      @Evilf 11 місяців тому +11

      Wilbur soot and lovejoy enjoyer letsgooo

    • @noah.leis.na.puca.
      @noah.leis.na.puca. 11 місяців тому

      Humanity is disgusting

    • @selthboy
      @selthboy 11 місяців тому +6

      I've lived in NYC, and it's a pretty big thing here. If anything, I'm surprised it's a phenomenon in London too

    • @qualitypudding
      @qualitypudding 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Evilfthis is awkward

  • @TheInfamousSimp
    @TheInfamousSimp 11 місяців тому +776

    I like the part where Schlatt "Ranks" the cursed presentations.

    • @MonkeyCookieClicker
      @MonkeyCookieClicker 11 місяців тому +11

      I have completed my mission and will now vanish into non existence.

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ 11 місяців тому +3

      Before i watch a four and a half hour video, does he actually rank them this time?

    • @spoopandstuff3494
      @spoopandstuff3494 11 місяців тому +25

      ​@@jc_art_ no he never does

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ 11 місяців тому +14

      @@spoopandstuff3494 its fine, i watched it anyway

    • @thatwaterriver3824
      @thatwaterriver3824 11 місяців тому +1

      @@spoopandstuff3494 he ranks them as he goes ... not everythings a tierlist

  • @nik.alodeon
    @nik.alodeon 11 місяців тому +378

    Every time I see Schlatt uploads I actually feel genuine happiness. I am never having a dull moment watching this man. Rip Schlatty Tatty though, love finding the old clips. 🕊️🕊️

    • @beefstroganoff1774
      @beefstroganoff1774 11 місяців тому +13

      Schlatty Tatty 💀💀💀

    • @courisu4309
      @courisu4309 11 місяців тому +9

      It's like he never left. 😔
      Fly high "Schlatt"... 🤟🤟🙏🙏

    • @Asher-zh6sn
      @Asher-zh6sn 11 місяців тому +3

      1:07:45

    • @Sithisine
      @Sithisine 11 місяців тому +3

      Who's "Schlatt"? Do you mean jschlattvods?

  • @sirsponge9633
    @sirsponge9633 11 місяців тому +33

    Ok unironically I want to know the names of pretty much every animator because they are talented.

    • @macaraegg
      @macaraegg 10 місяців тому +4

      There’s a whole yt video, it’s a group of animators that turned their jackbox ideas into submissions

    • @macaraegg
      @macaraegg 10 місяців тому +2

      It’s by pinopine

    • @tiredandanxious8541
      @tiredandanxious8541 8 місяців тому

      I agree! I am obsessed with the art style of the dude who made the Bear Bomb at 1:36:23

    • @TSGuard
      @TSGuard 7 місяців тому

      For Cumpy, it was an individual who goes by the name “Faxxer”

    • @sambelow
      @sambelow 4 місяці тому

      check desc for credits! they are in order and everything

  • @ericbrown9825
    @ericbrown9825 9 місяців тому +5

    FUN FACT: Toy's R Us still has a shop in the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, where they sell trading cards, lego sets, and other misc. toys and merchandise

  • @niaswift3
    @niaswift3 11 місяців тому +28

    36:13 to the person in chat that said "Schlabbergasted.":
    i am approaching your location at a rapid rate

  • @cammyman32
    @cammyman32 11 місяців тому +89

    Oh my god the Doors or Wherls guy’s part was hilarious, it was good to see him return again in a Jschlatt video, hopefully more creators we’ve seen before in other videos do so as well, I’d love to see more of them and their content more than once.

    • @deathdealer3333
      @deathdealer3333 11 місяців тому +3

      Does that guy have a channel?

    • @scouthedog
      @scouthedog 10 місяців тому

      When?

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 10 місяців тому +1

      Ngl the fetus guy even though he was DEFINITELY way to much for schlatt had me choking and I do wonder if his presentation can be found somewhere (or if he has a channel)

  • @KrillikVA
    @KrillikVA 11 місяців тому +55

    1:58:56 - Emergency Exit
    Sold you say? You know where to find me Schlatt, right here
    Also the knot is called a trinity knot! I consider it my good luck knot.

    • @snailed__
      @snailed__ 11 місяців тому +3

      You can talk really fast

  • @matthewharner1744
    @matthewharner1744 11 місяців тому +20

    Honestly the most fun I’ve had watching a VOD, genuinely.

  • @brokeback.mountaineer
    @brokeback.mountaineer 11 місяців тому +20

    1:31:11 im so proud of chat for saying 'GHOST LOGO NECKLACE' every 2 seconds, truly a Ghost moment

  • @ThatOneIsSus
    @ThatOneIsSus 11 місяців тому +41

    3:23:30 the realization hits him like a hijacked plane

  • @Beesuh
    @Beesuh 11 місяців тому +447

    My presentation didn’t make it in. But now I’m thankful that I escaped embarrassment 😄

    • @jgcoverkknot5701
      @jgcoverkknot5701 11 місяців тому +3

      Same 😅

    • @wrinkliestdog
      @wrinkliestdog 11 місяців тому +73

      Maybe you didn't make enough 9/11 jokes or whatever other dead joke there is

    • @maiqu
      @maiqu 11 місяців тому +3

      same lol

    • @hyperspacesushi
      @hyperspacesushi 11 місяців тому +2

      Soon.

    • @Beesuh
      @Beesuh 11 місяців тому +3

      @@hyperspacesushi what

  • @hirukouchiha-dd5rt
    @hirukouchiha-dd5rt 11 місяців тому +113

    I understand this may be schlatt's last reaction video, but on the off chance he may do a future one, he should start a list of people he won't take commissions from. Whoever the hell blew out everyone's ear drums with that huge ass explosion should be top of the list.

    • @zekerolando5140
      @zekerolando5140 11 місяців тому +36

      no he's still doing these reacts - it's community centered. He's not doing the general tiktoks.

    • @selthboy
      @selthboy 11 місяців тому

      Honestly fuck that animator lol

    • @colingreen5553
      @colingreen5553 11 місяців тому +6

      @@zekerolando5140Not until he needs money to buy a new yacht at least

  • @snomvish
    @snomvish 11 місяців тому +53

    3:13:02 I feel so bad for this person cuz they made a beautiful ass animation but Jshlatt wouldn’t stop talking about how everyone was saying “clussy” during it

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema 10 місяців тому +26

      I checked out the animators channel, and in the comments for the submission she said that it made her extremely uncomfortable. I'm really glad that Schlatt put that to a stop immediately.

    • @snomvish
      @snomvish 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Harurema who's the animator?

    • @snomvish
      @snomvish 10 місяців тому +8

      @pluteanium is the animator btw

    • @tallyholads4620
      @tallyholads4620 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Haruremaclussy got me actin a lil goofy

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema 10 місяців тому

      @@tallyholads4620 the real clown is you though.

  • @Walleyedwosaik
    @Walleyedwosaik 10 місяців тому +10

    2:45 as an Australian cigarette boxes scared the sh't out of me when I was a kid I went to a Dubai airport one time and I seen a cigarette box without a shrivelled up dead foot with a tag on their toe and I was thinking HOW IS THIS LEGAL and I realised that I am the weird one

  • @nobody_special0001
    @nobody_special0001 11 місяців тому +37

    24:35
    Two businessmen: *introducing themselves*
    Shark: "NO YOU'RE NOT."

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 11 місяців тому +12

      The funny thing is that those are our actual names😭

  • @roox5470
    @roox5470 11 місяців тому +19

    Holy shit theperfect timing of "Jambo" jumping and the gun going of at 2:42:15 is "truly" stunning

  • @tacos300l
    @tacos300l 11 місяців тому +1287

    Jschlatt NEVER fails to spread our cheeks ❤

    • @sarcashd3991
      @sarcashd3991 11 місяців тому +17

      Real

    • @Mongoosez
      @Mongoosez 11 місяців тому +11

      Real

    • @coolium
      @coolium 11 місяців тому +56

      These comments always fail to be original tho

    • @ThePOVer
      @ThePOVer 11 місяців тому +1

      SIR WHAT

    • @JamJuice101
      @JamJuice101 11 місяців тому +5

      And you never fail to be unoriginal.

  • @linusblindfold
    @linusblindfold 11 місяців тому +23

    I like how at 2:42:12 Jambo jumps in sync with the explosion

  • @Gysmo4026
    @Gysmo4026 11 місяців тому +8

    2:14:50 I can’t get over the fact with Terry Cruise

  • @RiverNyx9
    @RiverNyx9 11 місяців тому +78

    2:35:10 ... SCREAMING I AM SO EXCITED
    catching this stream live was so much fun oh my god

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf 11 місяців тому +3

      I clicked this and got a Christmas ad about a gopher

    • @violentsponge2657
      @violentsponge2657 11 місяців тому

      @@alice-dl6mfy34h th4ts wh4t th3y 4r3 3xc!t3d 4bout

    • @2Cold-j9l
      @2Cold-j9l 11 місяців тому

      Bro what?

  • @OlliesOrgans16
    @OlliesOrgans16 11 місяців тому +28

    The artists in Schlitzal community are wonderful, good job boys (AND GIRLS)

  • @manny72512
    @manny72512 11 місяців тому +159

    So sad we can never have the 14 hour schlewing and schlooning stream. If only he was still with us 🕊️

    • @SpongeBob-lt8mu
      @SpongeBob-lt8mu 11 місяців тому +4

      He died after the first, the pure extract was too much. Fly high 🕊

  • @prtypsn
    @prtypsn 11 місяців тому +9

    Why is schlitoris so angery

  • @Mooshie_7
    @Mooshie_7 11 місяців тому +7

    Added the jambo youtube thing and the first thing I got was jambo looking like he’s laughing on a tribute video for Andre braugher. 💀

  • @SpyGuy13
    @SpyGuy13 11 місяців тому +9

    34:18
    For those who don’t know, the number leads to a call where a woman asks if the person who called them wants a “picture” of them

    • @green7449
      @green7449 11 місяців тому

      Are you talking about the decker co website?

  • @adnankhalid8457
    @adnankhalid8457 11 місяців тому +8

    Finally I've been waiting so long for another one of these i can't wait to rewatch it fifteen times before a new one comes out

  • @Monori198
    @Monori198 11 місяців тому +7

    3:36:06
    You could make a second, follow up show about what the winner does with those millions of dollars.
    It’d be like pimp my former homeless guy.
    You could also create regional Variants too:
    Squid game: China
    Squid game: Brazil
    And every ten years you could hold like a global squid game where the former winners of all the countries clash against each other for even more money. It’d be something like the Olympics or the World Cup

  • @shadyourracer3967
    @shadyourracer3967 9 місяців тому +7

    I miss “Schlatt”. It’s sickening to see an A.I generated version of him trying to replicated. R.I.P Big Guy.

  • @casualhavoc
    @casualhavoc 11 місяців тому +8

    44:50 The pure rancidness of this man was enough to make even the "big guy" of '99 flustered. (If anyone wants to send a call of the void or two you will have my undying gratitude)

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 10 місяців тому +3

      Honestly tho I think he should do some kind of spinoff on this series where he allows absolute chaos and out of pocket stuff like that😭 he feels way to special to just “let go” and forget
      (Oh and also does anyone actually know where you can watch the full presentation? Or if he has a channel somewhere?)

    • @yupsure6016
      @yupsure6016 10 місяців тому

      ​@@bluscout1857I would also like to know

    • @RyanBloodborne
      @RyanBloodborne 6 місяців тому

      ​@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.

    • @RyanBloodborne
      @RyanBloodborne 6 місяців тому

      ​@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.

  • @cyberpunksssss
    @cyberpunksssss 11 місяців тому +23

    I love how we still don’t know the name of Schlatt’s void and he’s had him for months now

  • @50_shades_of_Jay_
    @50_shades_of_Jay_ 11 місяців тому +72

    Watching this live was like a fever dream

  • @jetpackdino5703
    @jetpackdino5703 11 місяців тому +18

    All of those Skylander figurines would have cost thousands of dollars if he bought them new. Holy hell.

  • @imsoboredrnlol
    @imsoboredrnlol 9 місяців тому +4

    i got second degree burns while making soup bc i was distracted by your reactions to all the 9/11 jokes

  • @GabrielStarkey-Simpson
    @GabrielStarkey-Simpson 9 місяців тому +8

    gotta love the they/them pronouns coming up and immediately EVERYONE IN CHAT spams "WOMAN WOMAN"

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ 11 місяців тому +13

    I like how consistently schlatt is absolutely over stimulated even tho he asked specifically for stimulating content.
    Especially all the infomercials ones.

  • @lakeystoic
    @lakeystoic 11 місяців тому +143

    rest in peace big guy. so glad that AI has gotten to the point that i can still watch him as if he were still alive today ❤

    • @ОлимпияГеоргиева
      @ОлимпияГеоргиева 11 місяців тому +6

      Right man. I really miss the real him, you know?

    • @LemonGarlic133
      @LemonGarlic133 11 місяців тому +5

      1:07:39 the AI is learning

    • @snailed__
      @snailed__ 11 місяців тому +1

      Bro thinks he’s denzel💀

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 11 місяців тому +7

      Ngl I'm getting tired of these jokes

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 11 місяців тому +2

      @@brodyratliff7441please don’t call his death a joke. It’s not funny.

  • @lunanovaa_
    @lunanovaa_ 11 місяців тому +26

    these have to be some of the best submissions he's had yet

    • @lunanovaa_
      @lunanovaa_ 11 місяців тому +5

      now being at 3:19:52 i can safely say these have to be some of the most unhinged submissions he's had yet

  • @ModerationLabs
    @ModerationLabs 10 місяців тому +9

    57:03 YEESS, I was waiting for that

  • @meganstewart8699
    @meganstewart8699 3 місяці тому +2

    Schlingaroudtherosypocketsfullofposeyashesashesweallfalldown really rated those presentations!

  • @Max-ek4dn
    @Max-ek4dn 11 місяців тому +37

    I love how, yes this is react content, but it somehow creates incredible creative works of fiction, humor, engeering, filmaking, drawing, editing etc.

    • @Mox1990
      @Mox1990 11 місяців тому

      *ranking content. read the title, he’s ranking them.

    • @VeraGreca
      @VeraGreca 11 місяців тому

      it’s a great way to platform smaller creators!

  • @dr_popcorn
    @dr_popcorn 11 місяців тому +17

    Who made that amazing animation at 3:12:47? It's really good and I wanna see more of their stuff!

  • @megadustone
    @megadustone 11 місяців тому +6

    2:40:47
    Eyyy, I made this. Thanks for the reaction! Hope you enjoyed my "Funny Stuff" tutorial!

  • @jamesfitzpatrick250
    @jamesfitzpatrick250 9 місяців тому

    I love the 4 hour videos. Its like a season of a show. I can watch for 30 mins and come back later over and over for more

  • @cheeseboogar
    @cheeseboogar 10 місяців тому +7

    Schlart is blessed to have so many animators and artists in his community
    Nvm i saw the sex bed

  • @royaldz1273
    @royaldz1273 11 місяців тому +13

    39:55 schlandella catalogue

  • @jpshy1130
    @jpshy1130 11 місяців тому +9

    Schlatt saying “is that true???” To someone saying that your foreskin weighs 50 pounds is so fucking funny

  • @zeldaguy32
    @zeldaguy32 11 місяців тому +12

    2:14:00 this guy could make so much money doing legit infomercials

  • @underscore_3944
    @underscore_3944 10 місяців тому +5

    AI has improved drastically, but not enough to replace “Schlinky”. You will be forever missed 🕊️

  • @VandenBoss
    @VandenBoss 10 місяців тому +1

    Yogscast was my first introduction to lets plays and Minecraft. There's a quote I'll always remember from one of those guys first minecraft modded lets play. "Please take me with you; I am good jump." *falls*

  • @B_R_E_A_D_
    @B_R_E_A_D_ 11 місяців тому +4

    Ive binge watch the same old classic reaction videos here for months now. Im so glad to put this in the list. I just cant get enough of it. Its like a good movie or it is. I think im going insane, man.

  • @schrotthandler1648
    @schrotthandler1648 11 місяців тому +50

    this stimulates my brain just enough to mute the trauma my brain tries to cope with
    thank you for making my life just a little less agonizing for 5h

    • @mustansirbadri5847
      @mustansirbadri5847 11 місяців тому +1

      U good bro

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 10 місяців тому

      Have you tried shrimply facing your issues like a man and getting over it, dealing with it like an adult, instead of running from yourself your entire life scared to have a moment alone with your own mind

    • @schrotthandler1648
      @schrotthandler1648 10 місяців тому

      @@sirllamaiii9708 🤡

    • @kangelsb0xcvtterr
      @kangelsb0xcvtterr 10 місяців тому

      @@sirllamaiii9708too hard

  • @cooljackster7390
    @cooljackster7390 11 місяців тому +4

    24:19, 24:46, 25:17, 55:47, 56:57, 1:14:35, 2:19:39, 2:55:42, 2:57:01, 2:58:47, 3:16:23, 3:20:45, 4:18:46, 4:21:32, 4:23:15

  • @dlow822
    @dlow822 11 місяців тому +2

    I can’t wait to see the growth in the saga of jshlatt vs cosmic and his consistent misleads

  • @Static_Light
    @Static_Light 10 місяців тому +2

    2:22:22 shocked me. 10/10. I've seen that fic before, not read it but seen it. Also I wasn't expecting another Lego Monkie Kid fan- I'm not a simp but I am a theory person going insane.

  • @gammagames1413
    @gammagames1413 11 місяців тому +5

    30:49
    4 dabloons for 95% stake means that his company has a valuation of 4.20 dabloons. Nice.

  • @itsjustaviper
    @itsjustaviper 11 місяців тому +12

    1:06 The way the deodorant ad one answers him lmao

  • @lovie74
    @lovie74 11 місяців тому +5

    FINALLY, IVE WAITED A WHOLE YEAR FOR MORE OF THESE, OR YOUR TIKTOK REACTS. VIEWER SUBMISSIONS AND TIKTOKS ARE WHAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

  • @Little_albertfingernoodle
    @Little_albertfingernoodle 9 місяців тому +3

    Rest in peace jschlatt

  • @SappyVespidae
    @SappyVespidae 11 місяців тому +6

    When Jschlatt say purple subscribe button the subscribe button turns purple I swear to God watch at 40:49

  • @Nightmare-Engineer
    @Nightmare-Engineer 11 місяців тому +17

    Thank you Schlatt 😊
    3:02:52

  • @itsjustaviper
    @itsjustaviper 11 місяців тому +8

    27:14 fun fact: you can straight up buy these and make these

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 11 місяців тому +8

      Oh but you bet your sweet bippy me and old big joofus didn’t buy those 😈

    • @itsjustaviper
      @itsjustaviper 11 місяців тому +4

      @@corbble72 Xd

  • @Dum_pul
    @Dum_pul 11 місяців тому +9

    3:24:53, as the person who was in the chair, it was scary.
    Not even joking, that's me.
    I was also not into it.
    I was also one of the people saying clussy

  • @maertzierast2651
    @maertzierast2651 10 місяців тому +1

    I love how the Zanket got muted, but you got the point pretty quickly at the product demonstration

  • @romfighter
    @romfighter 10 місяців тому +1

    0:50 gotta love how quick shlart can transition from smiling to dead serious

  • @griftersbones
    @griftersbones 11 місяців тому +7

    I feel pretty neutral on the whole it's free debate, but to be fair to the 2:24:34 guy. That shopping cart might as well be free if the company isn't using it

  • @derekdoty4781
    @derekdoty4781 11 місяців тому +8

    Crazy that schlatt can go on however long and expensive of a trip he wants and all he has to do to make the money back is do one stream and post it on youtube

  • @WinterAsked
    @WinterAsked 11 місяців тому +6

    3:58:54 dude is building an animatronic bro wtf 😭
    hope it's not springlocks

  • @torquedawg1004
    @torquedawg1004 10 місяців тому +3

    at this point schlatt should hold a film festival

  • @catvmfwd-nn8zk
    @catvmfwd-nn8zk 11 місяців тому +6

    I love how most videos in here are exactly 2:00.1

  • @Ne0nZ3bra
    @Ne0nZ3bra 11 місяців тому +6

    Cumpy seems like something Charlie Slimecicle would invest in

  • @goldeneagle8740
    @goldeneagle8740 11 місяців тому +6

    Just came here after taking care of some of my own “business” (That stray puppy had it coming,) now 4 and a half hours of Jschlatt? My day is now infinitely better.

  • @shrexba
    @shrexba 11 місяців тому +4

    22:00 ok but seriously never ever ever point a gun towards yourself if you pull the trigger and it doesn't automatically go off

    • @gaminggamer9698
      @gaminggamer9698 11 місяців тому +1

      Good thing theyre completely unloaded airsoft guns then

  • @tavinprice2310
    @tavinprice2310 11 місяців тому +3

    Genuine round of applause for the fan base in this video. Most of these had a greay production quality or showed off a great talent

  • @Carosbee
    @Carosbee 7 місяців тому +1

    2:20 Isn't that what they do for children? "Elsa's on the shampoo and if you want to be magic like her, use your shampoo."