Schlatt Ranks Your ABSURD TikToks

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2022
  • I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE SHIRT: schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mis...
    Streamed on 9/11/22
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  • @jschlattvods
    @jschlattvods  Рік тому +1496

    THIS SHIRT IS EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION AND WILL CEASE TO EXIST IN A FEW DAYS.
    schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee
    schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee
    schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mishap-tee

  • @allanrincon7200
    @allanrincon7200 Рік тому +8696

    “Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality

  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE Рік тому +4407

    Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming UA-cam hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because UA-cam sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰

    • @matuskriska8361
      @matuskriska8361 Рік тому +277

      UA-cam moment

    • @SolarFlare307
      @SolarFlare307 Рік тому +213

      Dont worry schlort, we forgive you ☺️

    • @MadderLive
      @MadderLive Рік тому +76

      Its okay Big Guy. We still love you

    • @DarkNugget39
      @DarkNugget39 Рік тому +64

      It’s aight, cant blame UA-cam for being dumb

    • @jschlattvods
      @jschlattvods  Рік тому +662

      Yet another reason to tune in live!!!!!! twitch.tv/schlatt

  • @Alytra
    @Alytra Рік тому +1021

    The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever

    • @jacobmeyer3185
      @jacobmeyer3185 Рік тому +65

      As you can see, the design is very human. *BANG*

    • @stepver2273
      @stepver2273 Рік тому +14

      nice. anyone know where i can buy one of those?

    • @alexandermarchessault8561
      @alexandermarchessault8561 Рік тому +10

      @@stepver2273 the sporting section of a red state American Walmart

    • @annaplayz6714
      @annaplayz6714 Рік тому +4

      @@stepver2273 America…probably Walmart..or Tesco’s

    • @stepver2273
      @stepver2273 Рік тому +2

      @@annaplayz6714 Thanks! i'l be sure to check that out lol

  • @lucasjohnedward
    @lucasjohnedward Рік тому +281

    The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces

  • @josephvenable3005
    @josephvenable3005 Рік тому +1877

    *Dead silence*
    "This shit goes hard as fuck"

    • @IceyFireFox
      @IceyFireFox Рік тому +197

      Thats why i prefer he stays on Twitch, those VODs are a lot more watchable imo. Fuck youtube's shitass copyright system.

    • @WaShorty
      @WaShorty Рік тому +107

      @@IceyFireFox his twitch vods get muted too

    • @IceyFireFox
      @IceyFireFox Рік тому +56

      @@WaShorty true, just feels like less gets muted on twitch than on youtube. I also gotta admit some of these videos are funnier muted anyway.

    • @heseits5157
      @heseits5157 Рік тому +8

      Link to the video?

    • @KyzenEX
      @KyzenEX Рік тому

      @@heseits5157 ua-cam.com/video/5KLyR607LH0/v-deo.html thanks me later

  • @spamdarsh4319
    @spamdarsh4319 Рік тому +3316

    5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old

    • @MrMiata313
      @MrMiata313 Рік тому +56

      “Schlatt”

    • @J_Pizzle09
      @J_Pizzle09 Рік тому +19

      Most definitely.

    • @TKDWN_YT
      @TKDWN_YT Рік тому +137

      “this is my gun that kills you instantly, bang, you’re dead now”
      “and then i reversed time so that I didn’t get shot”

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Рік тому +59

      @@TKDWN_YT "I literally destroy the universe instantly so you can't survive even if you dodge it."
      "I dodge it and survive."

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Рік тому +37

      @@lockerbuddy2039 "I remove the ability to dodge from the matrix of the world."
      "I escaped the simulation."

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 Рік тому +97

    1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown

  • @goblin7480
    @goblin7480 Рік тому +35

    I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.

  • @renified
    @renified Рік тому +3033

    damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well

  • @addm3686
    @addm3686 Рік тому +2653

    i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.

    • @baklavacool
      @baklavacool Рік тому +74

      if i made money off of meth i would buy the september 8 shirt

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Рік тому +50

      @@baklavacool As fucking if you didn't assist him like the rest of us on September 8 2022

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Рік тому +15

      We all got free handouts as an alibi, and YOU were the only one who didn't get one?

    • @ScavengerMerchant
      @ScavengerMerchant Рік тому +14

      @@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Shhh, some of us cant handle the truth and need to disassociate

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 Рік тому +12

      @@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist
      Look okay, it was a _FUN PARTY_ that we had!
      Of course Schlatt was going to need help, there was so much to do in such little time!

  • @thesludgeman6091
    @thesludgeman6091 Рік тому +144

    Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content

  • @Sappho-ww4xb
    @Sappho-ww4xb 8 місяців тому +12

    I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 Рік тому +1870

    This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022

    • @mr.sentryanddispenser
      @mr.sentryanddispenser Рік тому +26

      🤨

    • @nothingman7163
      @nothingman7163 Рік тому +74

      @@mr.sentryanddispenser don’t worry it was purely a coincidence I assure you

    • @swotl
      @swotl Рік тому +53

      @@mr.sentryanddispenser he wouldnt buy the shirt if he did something 😂😂😂😂

    • @nothingman7163
      @nothingman7163 Рік тому +26

      @@swotl yes.... definitely... of course

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Рік тому +2

      👍

  • @benjaminketchup1741
    @benjaminketchup1741 Рік тому +1206

    time stamps!!
    0:57- hip hip
    5:08- diana moment
    6:26- think of a number
    7:30- ditl
    9:45- oil rig
    10:54- content creation is hard
    13:36- rain drums
    14:07- rain drums beat
    15:25- hand guy
    16:41- jfk legos
    18:08- boing shoe
    18:28- captcha
    20:45- hamster eye
    21:41- commentators
    22:05- strongest ford
    22:33- fortnite hair
    23:11- news anchor smooth
    23:49- snake sucker
    24:16- skallywag ahh
    24:34- the pentagon
    25:30- vehicle post
    28:21- bubble boy
    29:26- joe took a tumble
    30:01- blue stripes
    30:41- a boba tea
    31:16- aughhhh
    31:26- thin walls
    32:45- crash through the applebees
    34:09- roblox car crash
    34:55- flinstones ahh
    36:09- dummy training
    36:32- 911 pancakes
    39:31- cryptid
    40:17- industrial bang
    40:54- industrial drench
    41:15- seal
    42:08- roblox car crash 2
    42:40- vanoss train stop
    43:28- fortnite head bang
    44:26- girls with peepee
    44:36- $5 donation
    46:05- industrial crusher
    48:00- schlatts rant
    50:20- battle bus dance
    50:48- concrete in the road
    52:07- schlatt took it personal
    57:26- switzerland
    59:05- give him the ice cream
    59:52- gasoline
    1:00:16- food vid 1
    1:01:16- olive garden
    1:01:46- aliens
    1:02:23- mcdonald’s
    1:03:16- hippo hula
    1:04:15- toilet
    1:04:45- great advice
    1:05:35- biden’s coat
    1:06:39- computer fire
    1:07:33- racist pets
    1:08:24- soccer
    1:09:00- angry cat
    1:09:43- capybara network
    1:10:08- fish slice
    1:11:15- white noise man
    1:12:17- garfield
    1:12:46- punchline
    1:13:28- cool car
    1:15:04- eye contact
    1:16:23- hips don’t lie
    1:16:55- YES YES
    1:18:48- wholesome
    1:19:38- food vid 2
    1:20:37- culver’s w
    1:22:24- food vid 3
    1:23:20- subway surfers rant
    1:25:19- cyberpunk cats
    1:25:54- food vid 4
    1:27:50- drunk driving
    1:28:57- food vid 5
    1:29:45- cheesycat
    1:31:08- boba snort
    1:32:14- otters
    1:32:39- java vs python
    1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie
    1:34:03- based country
    1:34:46- raccoon
    1:36:06- barber W
    1:36:36- car noise
    1:37:17- self realization
    1:37:29- carpet dog
    1:38:11- boat monke
    1:38:43- bottle
    1:38:55- hit man 4
    1:39:26- squishy animal
    1:40:26- very human
    1:41:27- drippy dog
    1:41:46- new biome
    1:42:21- biden bike
    1:42:58- pizza
    1:44:01- hazard button
    1:44:56- clear squid
    1:45:10- psychopath
    1:47:53- dudessss
    1:48:48- hydrochloric acid
    1:49:27- tesla L
    1:50:20- window crash
    1:51:21- grass pants
    1:51:50- thinking bout her
    1:52:47- humbled real quick
    1:53:10- idek what’s happening
    1:53:49- hazard button 2
    1:55:18- colorado moment
    1:56:42- twerk challenge
    1:57:29- ghast ahh
    1:58:11- dad (dead)
    1:59:27- paper straw
    2:00:56- monkey pox
    2:01:28- dildo gas station
    2:01:44- cake race
    2:03:16- roommate prank
    2:03:47- stop vaping
    2:04:24- cat and dog
    2:05:05- goat
    2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter
    2:06:50- satan child
    2:07:31- ditl 2
    2:08:22- schlatts cousin
    2:10:30- ditl 3
    2:10:56- gaming setup
    2:11:36- pilot L
    2:12:04- crocodile
    2:13:06- ducks
    2:13:21- hit the griddy
    2:14:51- double gulp
    2:15:57- mcdonald’s
    2:17:10- he’s speaking
    2:17:58- belly rubs
    2:18:19- LA sightseeing
    2:20:31- basketball guys
    2:21:41- hotels
    2:25:21- glass explosion
    2:25:42- child snatch
    2:26:52- wild horse
    2:29:29- monkey henchman
    2:30:50- ditl 4
    2:31:43- ditl 5
    2:32:30- dominos
    2:34:14- ecstasy moment
    2:34:56- he found something
    2:35:09- squirrel
    2:35:23- 711 squabble
    2:36:26- alpha.pookie
    2:36:52- ditl 6
    2:37:38- sink stealer
    2:38:37- squishy forehead
    2:39:02- melatonin dreams
    2:39:40- smoothie flip
    2:40:01- pissed off dog
    2:40:27- ring cat
    2:41:10- lost in the sauce
    2:42:19- reddit mod
    2:43:12- charles w
    2:43:38- potato cat
    2:44:20- phone commercial
    2:46:12- late for school
    2:46:45- happy dog
    2:47:06- cockroach
    2:47:24- simon cowell ahh
    2:48:49- monkey do be chillin
    2:49:12- math is red
    2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool
    2:55:21- cocktail
    2:56:33- feed him
    2:56:59- news report
    3:00:13- food vid 6

    • @c4m231
      @c4m231 Рік тому +73

      respect bro

    • @chrisreay5799
      @chrisreay5799 Рік тому +13

      fr

    • @solzutv
      @solzutv Рік тому +30

      Like 15 of these half way through the video have had no audio so you might need to update this

    • @TheDeadestOfMemes
      @TheDeadestOfMemes Рік тому +12

      Damn, that’s some serious dedication. Much appreciated!

    • @abbashasan7060
      @abbashasan7060 Рік тому +2

      thaks Get thispined

  • @jonah_jo
    @jonah_jo 4 місяці тому +5

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how UA-cam *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know?
    It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*

  • @terramarc
    @terramarc 10 місяців тому +8

    54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen

  • @Madoka_The_Witch
    @Madoka_The_Witch Рік тому +538

    I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999

    • @Terracylle
      @Terracylle Рік тому +18

      he killed a family of 17 last week

    • @Paws_0ut
      @Paws_0ut Рік тому +11

      He burned down an orphan and burned down a house of 19 children in 1997

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 Рік тому +9

      @@Terracylle
      *WOW* That little huh?!?!
      He must have been having a rough Tuesday!

    • @Zaboogieboy
      @Zaboogieboy Рік тому +7

      @@smashkiller64 Really bad tuesday at 3:47 where the weather was sunny and warm.

    • @moth_milk
      @moth_milk Рік тому

      he made me eat my younger brothers tongue in a Russian prison.

  • @jedislayer0719
    @jedislayer0719 Рік тому +84

    17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.

    • @jedislayer0719
      @jedislayer0719 Рік тому +2

      Yet the men who made the video would have you believe some nonsense about a twisting, turning, magic brick.

    • @wumbo4942
      @wumbo4942 Рік тому +2

      thankyou for the seinfeld reference big guy

  • @Cowmaize
    @Cowmaize Рік тому +41

    If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble
    And also stealing traffic markers/signs

  • @robertromanul2212
    @robertromanul2212 Рік тому +8

    Hey "Schat" ! I've seen bits and vids of this stream, but I'm really glad the Schlod is finally out

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Рік тому +472

    “Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.

  • @BrineXD
    @BrineXD Рік тому +456

    Splatter is like a teacher waiting for the class to shut up

    • @gimpman3207
      @gimpman3207 Рік тому

      no way you called jschlutt "Splatter"

    • @brainrot293
      @brainrot293 Рік тому +22

      SPLATTER 💀💀💀💀

    • @Binowhy
      @Binowhy Рік тому +21

      @@brainrot293 he got that nickname from the crimes he committed against the royal family 😔

    • @brainrot293
      @brainrot293 Рік тому +6

      @@Binowhy oh yeah i forgot about what he did in 1999

  • @Lou-qh5gh
    @Lou-qh5gh Рік тому +6

    I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake

  • @OrphanDefenestratorODK
    @OrphanDefenestratorODK 9 місяців тому +1

    you know it's bad when " Schlatt " says something is " wrong "

  • @sw4mpy
    @sw4mpy Рік тому +360

    I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)

    • @-Dabbs-
      @-Dabbs- Рік тому +1

      Was also my first time

    • @DerCharacter
      @DerCharacter Рік тому +8

      @@-Dabbs- I think it was my first time, maybe second. I only caught it because I was already on UA-cam, which I guess is one of the few benefits.

    • @leviathiane
      @leviathiane Рік тому +9

      same!! it was nice; im just never on twitch

    • @little_games_soxo8589
      @little_games_soxo8589 Рік тому

      mmmm idk, he had like 50,000 views at one point.

  • @Insullar
    @Insullar Рік тому +123

    "Schleckmate" really has beef with the royal family of England. Truly disgusting that "Smack" would give British people three days of school.

    • @danthesalmon7362
      @danthesalmon7362 Рік тому +7

      If I were British I would thank “Schlugle”

    • @thisisachannel.780
      @thisisachannel.780 Рік тому +12

      what are these british “people” you keep talking about??

  • @bear2710
    @bear2710 Рік тому +10

    42:02 “Schlatt’s” pure giddy look of excitement made me happy

    • @Pgratss
      @Pgratss 5 місяців тому

      Griddy😊

  • @axqrn
    @axqrn 10 місяців тому +2

    my browser crashed 10+ times while watching this
    that has literally never happened before on this computer watching any other schlatt vod

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 Рік тому +223

    Every stream his editors just find the best way to give him a break down

  • @vague5597
    @vague5597 Рік тому +288

    The "Schluggernaut" has uploaded more quality content. Impressive, very nice.

  • @frozen4366
    @frozen4366 6 місяців тому +4

    I can't believe he predicted the skibidi toilet 1:04:16

  • @ParadigmDreamspace
    @ParadigmDreamspace Рік тому +13

    Schlatt's birthday being September 10th has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @Rhythmloid
    @Rhythmloid Рік тому +24

    15:23 had me ROLLING especially cause there’s just… no sound. That’s probably what it was like when he was recording it. Like most tiktoks like this.

  • @rosebudgremlin
    @rosebudgremlin Рік тому +106

    The fact that "Schlatt" got those "shirts" printed to fast is awfully "suspicious" don't you think?

  • @meatball2858
    @meatball2858 10 місяців тому

    Since my summer break started I have been watching your vods nonstop. I haven’t slept in weeks. Help me Shat

  • @S197Szymonik
    @S197Szymonik Рік тому +4

    Schlatts birthday is like the dude between the towers. He didn't get hit but he's still screwed from his surroundings.

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 Рік тому +97

    “Schlatt” making that shirt trying to convince us that he did not commit “the tragedy” on September 8th, only puts even more suspicion on his name

    • @baklavacool
      @baklavacool Рік тому +2

      false!! i filmed the assasination (its on liveleak)

    • @Precipiceofwind
      @Precipiceofwind Рік тому +1

      "Tragedy"

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Рік тому +2

      Hopefully I love to see something to happen September 9th and 10th so we have a full four days of tragedy.

  • @alpd9738
    @alpd9738 Рік тому +24

    Can't wait for "Schlatt" to "predict" King Henry's "death" on the live stream of March 16th 2023.

  • @Vaydore
    @Vaydore Рік тому +5

    my favorite part was watching a new tik tok and waiting 40 seconds for chats reaction

  • @alcoop8729
    @alcoop8729 Рік тому +3

    The cooking videos were easily the highlight of this stream lmao

  • @CM421
    @CM421 Рік тому +13

    10:56 not gonna lie, "content creation is harder than your 9-5" would be an amazing stream donation sound

  • @rap7771
    @rap7771 Рік тому +48

    56:38
    the most innocent sound that can cone out of this mans mouth

  • @Arkivator
    @Arkivator Рік тому +1

    Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.

  • @tristinhyde2748
    @tristinhyde2748 Рік тому +1

    Your reactions help validate my bpd

  • @KFCGAMING55
    @KFCGAMING55 Рік тому +29

    52:34 first chat crash
    1:31:58 stream manager crash
    1:54:26 second chat crash
    2:51:28 stream runs out of memory
    2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 Рік тому +87

    I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.

  • @elireynolds312
    @elireynolds312 Рік тому +1

    The mods were really clever putting the oil rig video before the content creator. They really set this one up well

  • @charmedrose8664
    @charmedrose8664 Рік тому +2

    56:23 Tynado what an epic flex that you got to humble schlatt👏👏 bravo

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 Рік тому +186

    Welcome to the daily life of a dedicated Schlatt viewer. Sorry, I was gonna watch the VOD but I was too tired to watch it.

    • @beefairy8620
      @beefairy8620 Рік тому +3

      It’s funny because it’s true

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Рік тому +3

    "Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5"
    I work in construction.
    A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates.
    We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him.
    Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh.
    This was a week ago.
    We resumed work 2 days later.
    _Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._

  • @nootnoot3452
    @nootnoot3452 Рік тому +3

    17:25 he missed the part where the wife tried to put the brain back together

  • @cutebutpsycho5704
    @cutebutpsycho5704 8 місяців тому +1

    Schlatt should make shirt that says Schlatt was not responsible for the Queen's death

  • @curseonmytombstone
    @curseonmytombstone Рік тому +7

    love how half is muted
    16:14 yes.

  • @safetydoggo2721
    @safetydoggo2721 Рік тому +16

    19:30
    Man has been single handedly training googles new art AI

  • @yourlocalcashregister1123
    @yourlocalcashregister1123 Рік тому +2

    Very glad that schlatt gets the same enjoyment out of shredder videos that I do

  • @mirandav404
    @mirandav404 Рік тому +3

    33:20 "we are detonating the alpha warhead in T-90 seconds."

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 Рік тому +23

    "I am never going to be able to listen to this song for the rest of my life!"
    VoD watchers: "I don't have such a weakness!"

  • @thefunniesies
    @thefunniesies Рік тому +35

    I can't believe how "absurd" this is
    Aw, Snap!

  • @Kye.-.
    @Kye.-. Рік тому +11

    At 14:43 I swear I went deaf, unless there wasn't anything playing but still.

  • @anakinskywalker8511
    @anakinskywalker8511 Рік тому +3

    “schlatt” losing his mind while chat spams “its free” killed me

  • @joshuanora5783
    @joshuanora5783 Рік тому +6

    bro how did rain drops on a drum get muted for copyright

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God Рік тому +16

    Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests.
    But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao.
    edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh

  • @leighrichter620
    @leighrichter620 4 місяці тому

    Here goes my 3rd rewatch of this amazing video (I intend to rewatch it 5 more times)

  • @KristenZianourry2015
    @KristenZianourry2015 Рік тому +1

    I keep falling asleep to this video at night I’ve tried to watch 4 times now

  • @natewalter9324
    @natewalter9324 Рік тому +9

    14:35 there’s no audio in the clip, which makes it funny

  • @themagicwaysofchucky7945
    @themagicwaysofchucky7945 Рік тому

    i started watching this vod and then realized i was there for the stream

  • @eragons1894
    @eragons1894 Рік тому +1

    And this is ledies and gentlemen, exactly why i refuse to download TikTok or have anything to do with it for that matter.
    Schmidts reactions were the only thing that made watching this entertaining.

  • @spoog2651
    @spoog2651 Рік тому +14

    "holy shit this goes hard af" "he" says to complete silence

  • @walmartcatboys
    @walmartcatboys Рік тому +50

    why does schlatt seem happier in this vod then normal??

    • @emma_nutella58
      @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +39

      I think you know why

    • @jak0katherina711
      @jak0katherina711 Рік тому +12

      refer back to the shirt

    • @nomey07
      @nomey07 Рік тому +11

      He fulfilled his mission on september 8

    • @LordOfel
      @LordOfel Рік тому +12

      Because finally the last person to witness '99 is gone

  • @sophiastamps1385
    @sophiastamps1385 8 місяців тому +1

    We have the Wilbur 'Anteater Saga,' Slimecicle 'Ostrich Saga,' and now the Jschlatt 'Raccoon Saga'

  • @firecat5279
    @firecat5279 11 місяців тому +1

    “I totally wasn’t the one who did it I totally wasn’t the one who killed the queen”

  • @PhoebusA
    @PhoebusA Рік тому +24

    10:54 : Filming myself playing video games is harder than your 9 - 5
    "Schlatt": *ABSOLUTELY ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER*

  • @kadenbourquin7149
    @kadenbourquin7149 Рік тому +16

    Man, shlingleberry did a great job ranking these

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii Рік тому +2

    "what color is math" schlatt you set yourself up for that one

  • @ashrobertson4156
    @ashrobertson4156 Рік тому +3

    I know you'll never see this, but you are such a comfort for me. You actually make me feel better when I'm upset. I watch your VODS when I'm falling asleep because i find it relaxing. You make me really happy. I'm autistic and you are my comfort person 100%.

  • @venangoproductions
    @venangoproductions Рік тому +25

    Can we start saying Hip Hip Hooray when Schlatt uploads

  • @siren_2778
    @siren_2778 Рік тому +10

    Tommy: when will we see each oth-
    Schlatt: -Today im ranking your tiktoks!

  • @mrbigh6776
    @mrbigh6776 Рік тому

    2:55:13 As someone born in early 2001, i appreciate the acknowledgement. Most people cut it off at 2000

  • @ExtrnalSorce2
    @ExtrnalSorce2 Рік тому +3

    15:30 Bro really thinks hes V from DMC 5 💀

  • @JeffOfTrades
    @JeffOfTrades Рік тому +19

    56:35 jshlatt's laugh killed me XD 🐬

  • @reject6368
    @reject6368 Рік тому +9

    My first stream I ever caught live was this…..best day of my life!!💪💪😊

  • @dontknowhattodoforthis
    @dontknowhattodoforthis 8 місяців тому +1

    38:14 btw two scoops of the caffeinated version is equivalent to 2 cups of black coffee

  • @frogmasteranimationgaming3429
    @frogmasteranimationgaming3429 4 місяці тому

    “Schatt” is one of the best creators that I watch 👍

  • @blueink1606
    @blueink1606 Рік тому +29

    When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀
    Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed

  • @aurorahasfallen
    @aurorahasfallen Рік тому +11

    Man I love when mr scatt reacts to videos, it’s so funny

  • @lukes401k
    @lukes401k 8 місяців тому

    I was at work when I watched the stream. My coworker thought I was dying.

  • @darkspike0392
    @darkspike0392 Рік тому +3

    2:08:31 Liquid Schlatt

  • @tylertds
    @tylertds Рік тому +55

    Thank you jschlong for the great content :)

  • @oeskur
    @oeskur Рік тому +27

    I'm happy "schlatt" comes forwards and clarifies that he has "nothing" to do with the death of her majesty

  • @The-snail-owns-my-soul
    @The-snail-owns-my-soul Рік тому

    As a member of Iowa I’m glad you stood up for are state so I feel you are a official Iowa resident

  • @k0l0nkby54
    @k0l0nkby54 Рік тому +1

    @jschlattVODS at 2:19:00 that car is most-likely a kit car replica of a shelby daytona coupe. Kit cars are when you take a base car, and modify it to replicate the styles of a different, older car with pre-made kits from a given company. Sometimes that includes performance upgrades as well, sometimes it's just aesthetics, it depends. But I highly doubt someone would chrome out an original, as they are wayy more expensive, although a kit car version still isn't considered cheap. But yeah, big bummer regardless for the car.

  • @thefrogmonarch4404
    @thefrogmonarch4404 Рік тому +7

    I can now say I am officially in a Jschlatt VOD which is like saying i've payed all my debts in animal crossing.

  • @ScavengerMerchant
    @ScavengerMerchant Рік тому +4

    The guy on the captcha at 19:00 is legit in fucking purgatory

  • @LiteracyLovesYou
    @LiteracyLovesYou Рік тому +1

    Decided to eat moldy beef sticks, have a beer and watch schlatt today.

  • @fritzman6483
    @fritzman6483 Рік тому +1

    The ironing pillow case guy embodies the vibes of someone stacking bodies

  • @kirillvaloshyn6254
    @kirillvaloshyn6254 Рік тому +4

    Love how he says he had nothing to do with it and mentions the poison most often overlooked during autopsies

  • @mohrgames179
    @mohrgames179 Рік тому +23

    Timestamps, feel free to add in the replies
    0:56 British Moment
    5:07 Car Moment
    7:43 Streamer Life
    9:45 Industrial Moment
    10:53 Streamer Life 2
    16:41 JFK
    25:28 It's free
    29:25 Sleepy Joe
    30:03 Sus Moment
    34:09 Car Moment 2
    34:54 Car Moment 3
    36:08 Sus Moment 2
    36:31 9/11
    40:20 Industrial Moment 2
    40:54 Industrial Moment 3
    42:07 Car Moment 4
    46:05 Industrial Moment 4
    1:05:34 Sleepy Joe 2
    1:16:22 Sus Moment 3
    1:18:48 1999
    1:19:37 Sus Moment 4
    1:20:36 Sus Moment 5
    1:22:24 Sus? Moment 6
    1:25:54 Sus Moment 7
    1:27:49 Car Moment 5
    1:28:56 Sus? Moment 8
    1:33:15 British Moment 2
    1:34:04 British Moment 3
    1:40:25 Very Human
    2:01:44 Sus Moment 9
    2:05:22 Car Moment 6
    2:07:30 Streamer Life 3
    2:08:21 Streamer Life 4/Schlatt Clone
    2:10:29 Streamer Life 5
    2:18:17 Car Moment 7
    2:25:21 Blue Lobster
    2:30:50 Streamer Life 6
    2:31:43 Streamer Life 7
    2:36:51 Streamer Life 8
    2:43:11 British Moment 4
    3:00:12 Sus Moment 10

  • @TheChosenOne32323
    @TheChosenOne32323 Рік тому

    This video was better than what schlat did or did “not” do on September 8th 2022

  • @slayerdave6899
    @slayerdave6899 2 місяці тому

    2:20:01 that is actually a 1970 corvette stingray and that is a NICE custom model and paint job and if I had to estimate probably around upwards of 700k to 1 mil for that thing cause most stingrays where I’m from are sold at like 80 to 10 grand if you’re either lucky or find a broken one but that thing in LA of all places is definitely a high ball