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"So how did you learn aikido?" *I started learning karate at a young age* I would actually love to see this dude having his mask broken. I want to see what he really is like but it feels like he's acting all the time
He's basically that kid in middle school who took one karate lesson and became an expert on the art of war, except he's been doing it his whole life, and everyone just rolls with it for some reason.
Skull-chan yeah, there’s a story on UA-cam with an actor (I can’t remember his name at the moment). But the sum of it is, he laughed at Steven trying to be a hard ass and Steven hit him against a wall. You can find the story it’s not hard to find at all
Regarding his comments about Jean-Claude Van Damme, This is from Wikipedia: "In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard." According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."[82]"
@@chrisredfield6274 ... Well, there's more to life than money. In fact, it's entirely possible to be incredibly wealthy... and yet a complete, pathetic wreck of a human being in all of the ways that really matter. And I don't think you have to look too far into the realm of celebrity to find an easy confirmation of that. Such seems to be the case with Seagal.
Seagall's coke nail killed me. Even funnier with the snorts he kept making during the interview because the bump he took. Dude probably thinks he has tigers blood
@jamesrosewell9081 it is a fingernail that some people that snort nose suger grow out so that they just scoop it with the nail and snort it. You can pick it up when it is just one long fingernail
Nah, this is normal for him to suddenly disappear for a long time. He's still alive based off his Twitter feed (December 19th). So don't worry about it.
Despite being a fake martial artist, he's still had good acting in some movies. His current endeavors are questionable, though. Least he's not getting cancelled.
Fun Fact about Seagal: he claimed he was trained by the creator of aikido but the man died in the 1969 and Seagal didn't move to Japan until 71. He also claimed he was in the CIA and the US government had to say he was never affiliated with them.
Chuck Norris was a 7 time full contact world champion during the golden age of fighting martial artists.Steves claim to fame in the real world of martial artists?
Steven Seagal just constantly exudes that "I don't remember why I walked into this room" energy, even if he walked into the room to shake hands with Putin or eat carrots with a dictator
@@Mark.13. ah yes, he's only won every election since he became president while all of his political rivals mysteriously disappear or get arrested. Sounds perfectly normal to me
Here's a translation of his singing "Now that you're gon' have to see I got $700, baby You ain't gon' remember me" And then "Everybody knows I'm here!"
Steven Segal happens to be whatever the situation calls for. Russian interview? He’s Russian. Military interview? Navy seal. Interview about Japanese culture? Trained with ninjas. Man of many supposed talents
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He’s lost the edge he had when he was younger, man. Changed style too. Just compare his videos from the beginning with these now. Still happy that he still churns out content though. Edit: Full stop
He "doesnt think jean claude is a martial artist" meanwhile jean claude is an actual certified black belt, fought on the Belgian karate team and won the European professional karate associations middleweight title, he literally beat the worlds 2nd best karate fighter at one point. This guy is smoking that copium for sure.
"If I was to look around this room, right now, would I find an arm of some kind?" Why would you phrase it like that? Seagal: "Yeah, there's a grenade in the flower pot, there's an uzi under this cushion, and I there's a samurai sword duct taped to the back of my chair. Your producer said he was cool with it."
I agree But To be fair, when it comes to dictators, being impolite can have really fatal consequences But considering he signed up to meet with them that doesn’t really apply But if I saw one in public I’d probably just nod before running away
Me, being an average, curious, non celebrity person... i feel like if i had the possibility of (safely) meeting some of histories most terrible and great people up close: id kinda want to. Like, if i could meet Ghandi, Putin, Stalin, Washington, Robespierre, Francis of Assisi, Saladin... just to get a greater sense of what humanity is. Are these people really any different than the average person when you just sit down for tea? Is their evil/greatness they cause by circumstantial ambition? but wanting to meet dictators just because you're famous and you have some ancestry that loosely ties you to those regions makes you kinda weird and icky.
I would guess that, similar to movie and video game releases, there's probably an optimal time for releasing new videos where viewership and revenue is maximized. If these videos take a while to produce, it's probably best to save them for when they would get the most views.
@@solairesolalalalalemon1198 You're not getting the point. The point is three or four videos are posted within a couple months of each other, then nothing for another ten or so months, and the cycle repeats. If you can't see that, then John Cena!
It's pretty hard to express yourself on the same level in a foreign language than in a native language, unless you have a speech prepared. Also, you'd probably expect someone who calls themselves a Russian to speak Russian.
@@mohammadalbader3538 still, that means he is able to. We should also remember that Putin has no normal background, wasn't He in the KGB? Surely people there learn languages.
@@carlmarston1687 It becomes very confusing when his family is from Vladivostok and Belarus. I guess he kinda forgot to check the map before he said that or he just named 2 things he picked up in his movies.
He said mongrel. You know, like his family were from all over with different nationalities and religious beliefs. You would usually use the word when regarding dogs, though.
I’ll never forget it. My mom had a friend of a friend come over to help with something and we got to talking. The subject of martial arts was brought up and it turned out he was well versed in Aikido. We get to talking some more and he explains how it works, yata-yata-yata, he starts to show me some moves. One such demonstration he wanted me to throw a punch at him slowly. In martial arts demonstrations, it’s usually not a problem to go at a slower pace so you can better analyze the technique. What he didn’t know was that I had a modest background in boxing. In boxing you’re taught to lead with your left rather than your right. So, in slow motion, I throw a jab with my left. This startled him so much that he had to straight up stop the demonstration and ask me if I was left handed. I told him no but I knew some boxing. So he explains that most guys throw punches with their right hand, so he straight up wants to start over but this time, he instructs me to throw with my right. At the time, I didn’t think much of it, but now that I know much more about fighting, that was really pathetic. Your “martial art” trains you so repetitively and monotonously that your reflexes are dulled to the point that you cannot even process something happening in SLOW MOTION. If your martial arts school only does demonstrations without letting you spar, you’re not fighting, you’re doing choreography. Karate is a big offender too in some cases. Many dojos don’t allow their students to spar because “the techniques are too dangerous”. So, when they go and pick a fight, they get their asses handed to them because their opponent wasn’t as complicit with being attacked as their dance partners were.
@@rakelodakel Twitter mob, eh? Why are you even here if you hate him so much? All it takes is just a single press on the “Ignore this Channel” button, my guy.
11:56 If you look closely, he basically did hit Steven's bullet hole, but he probably pretended like it wasn't close enough, because that would mean that his trainee is as good of a shooter as him.
Also, the guy was “training” actually had better control and trigger discipline over his weapon and probably shot better. Steven everytime he shot would jump the gun which is when you pull the gun up before pulling the trigger, thus affecting your shot. Dude is just a fraud.
He clearly wants to emulate the character tropes he played in movies. World traveled action hero prodigy. Traveling the world amassing skills from all cultures. A master of all trades, all around badass. Except he clearly doesn't want put in any of the work required. Fake martial arts, "singing" that isn't actual singing. Marksmanship with the lowest caliber gun at a target in 30 feet. Travels to other countries but doesn't actually know the language. Just the weirdest combination of laziness and self delusion. I would almost respect it if he had any level of self awareness.
AND HE GOT THERE. He actually bullshitted his way to this spot. And thats the part that really pisses me off. Screw hard work and actual skill. JUST LIE!
We need a part two to the epic saga of Steven Segal. Definitely gotta bring up the infamous pants pooping incident that he vehemently denies to this day.
@@robertcortez4956tldr, story goes, on set, he claimed he could get out of any chokehold in front of his stunt coordinator, who was a judo expert. They set up the chokehold, he tried and failed to get out of it, passing out and shitting his pants in process.
@@galladegamerletsplaysok so basically On the set of one of his movies, Steven claimed he could break any chokehold. Something about his “martial art skills” letting him do so. Now this guy, Gene LeBell, he’s a judo expert. And people wanted to see if he was actually able to do it or just sayin’ it, you know? So they set up the chokehold. When Steven says go, Gene starts choking them out. Steven tries to get out, fails. He passes out before he can tap out and shits an entire steak dinner while panicking. To this day, he denies it ever happened. Gene just said “When we had a little altercation or difference of opinion, there were thirty stuntmen and cameramen that were watching. Sometimes Steven has a tendency to cheese off the wrong people, and you can get hurt doing that.” Gene’s supposedly got a history of telling tall tales but frankly I like to think it’s true considering how aggressively Seagal denied it.
Steven Seagal is hysterical. The interview with Rob Schneider is the best thing ever. He told a story of how Steve came out of a dressing room and said to him, “I just read the greatest script ever written.” When Rob looked surprised and asked who wrote it, Steve looked at him, totally serious, and said, “...I did.”
@@origamipein18 This is nowhere near as bad as the time he was trying to show off, claimed he could not be choked out in front of some very well trained stunt men, the type to put their money where their mouths are. One of those stunt men happened to be the legendary Gene Lebell, who promptly called Steven on his shit, and not only choked Steven out, but caused him to shit his pants on top of that. Hahahaha
Steven Seagal is that guy in high school who said he was a physcopath and that he could kill someone, but is scared to ask a waiter for water at a restaurant
There's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Obviously the act of asking for water at a restaurant, when performed by someone such as Steven, would cause the waiter's heart to stop out of fear. His schi (that's steven-chi, for those uninitiated) is so honed by his years of practice in Aistevedo that simply looking in someone's direction for any extended period of time could cause them to age rapidly (hence his schi blocking sunglasses, as seen in his meetings with Vlad and that Watermelon guy). But yeah....I think you're probably right.
Yes it is. The toilet is the fifth door on the right. If you need some food there is a restaurant on the other side of the street. If you are tired there are beds upstairs. If you wish to leave you can do so.
being a jontron fan represented by spongebob *****spongebob by the mailbox***** IM WAITING, IM WAITING, IM WAITING *****patrick walks up***** WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE WAITING
Fun Fact, Sylvester Stallone has told a story of Seagal being a prick at a house party, and Van Damme called him out on it, saying he wanted to take it outside. Seagall then immediately got into his car and drove away. Van Damme followed him to a bar, and gave him the offer again, to which Seagall once again left.
You idiots. VD wouldn’t even touch him. He is the only westerner to TEACH aikido in Japan. VD knows his shit, he really does, but S is actually a master. As to why aikido looks false google it and you will understand. It’s all about that split second action, the momentum acts after that, if you done it well it’s over.
'Cause Putin is also a martial artist, so he tried to flip Seagal the other way around and they negated the yeet If cameras were a bit lower, you could've seen the ground crack
Might have something to do with Van Damme being an actual Muay Thai artist. He doesn't just lightly bump into people and expect them to pratfall, y'see.
Fun fact: Steven Seagal repeatedly claimed that Jean Claude Van Damme's MA career was fake, and said that he could kick his ass. So Van Damme publicly challenged him to a fight. Seagal never turned up. For a while, Van Damme would try to get in the same place as Seagal, wanting to fight, but Seagal would always duck out whenever he heard he was there. This is because Van Damme has been challenged to fights before, and has multiple times whooped someone's ass as a result.
I still feel sorry for the guys who were stupid enough to challenge JCVD back when he was coked out of his mind, zero holding back of any kind from a kickbozer who could snap femurs with his kicks is an insane level of terrifying
JCVD got beat up by Chuck Zito. JCVD used to party hard and would get real sloppy at partys. Nothing really ever happened between Seagal and JCVD other than some sh*t talking, which Seagal defiantly started.
@@jasonmaxwell9762 nothing ever happened because Steven Seagull would run away like a little bitch and refused to square up. Dude is a fraud and always has been
seems very doubtfull if a coked out biker could knock him out with one punch i doubt he would have been afraid of him. also guys like stephen who think their god cough cough bruce lee cough cough wouldnt back down from that.
Steven Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, on April 10, 1952,[12] the son of a medical technician and a mathematics teacher. His mother was of Irish descent, while his father was Jewish.[13] His paternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants.[14] During an interview for the Russian talk show, Let Them Talk, Seagal stated that he has paternal ancestors from the Siberian city of Vladivostok, as well as Belarus and Saint Petersburg. He stated that genetic testing determined that he has Yakut and Buryat ancestry as well.[15]
No no, you miss the funniest part: He told a guy that he had a move that could get him out of any chokehold. So our fellow obliged, put him in a chokehold, and Steven tried to punch him in the testicles. It didn't work, so his BACKUP PLAN was deliberately shitting himself.
Coincidentally - Steven Segal was also called by the coroner when Alec Baldwin shot that one woman on set as well. Sure enough, he struck gold again. It WAS, in fact, a bullet.
I think they need to stop calling Steven Seagal first, because the people keep dying during the time they could be consulting paramedics. Though I suppose they wouldn’t know that they’d been shot with a bullet.
Yeah, when he informed he was scouted not at an actual audition but a carnival show, I could only roll my eyes. I didn't know aikido masters needed to walk everywhere with a swagger to prove they're tough...on account of how peaceful the method is and it just uses the person's momentum against them. Between that and needing the gun, something tells me the gun would be his first method of defense in a fight.
Actually. Jean Claude van Damme confronted him at a bar once, and Steven walked away, Van Damme followed him to another bar down the street, confronted him again. The man knows he’s shit. And is a coward
@@alexanderbill7128 Hey I read about that. It all started at Stallone's mansion in Miami in '97. He had got so tired of Seagal he challenged him to a fight in the backyard. There is an interview about this I might get a link
“My family is from Vladivostok and Belarus”. Literally opposite edges of the once Soviet Union “My family are Russian mongols”. Sort of in the middle of the once Soviet Union. He’s covering all the bases
Ah you see, for the last 26 years of power the president of Belarus went completely fucking senile and is now, actually, absolutely insane to the point, that he denies corona, then tells everyone, that he had a case of it, but its ok, and tells that you can treat the bloody thing with vodka. Or better so, by going to a countryside on a tractor and working in the field
Dictator of Belarus: Here you go Mister Seagull. One long, Slav carrot and big, Slav, watermelon. Fertilized by the bodies of dissidents. This whole field here is a mass grave I grow food on, did you know that? Also, I know you're close with Vladimir Putin, so can you tell him the chemical weapons are ready and we'll have them set up in northern Donbass in a week and also that I say "Long live the CSTO." Oh and that he still owes me 600,000 rupals. Steven Seagal: Mhm.
The only thing I want in life now is for Steven Seagal to teach Martial Arts to Gwyneth Paltrow, and at the end of the episode they meet up with Dan Akyroyd to drink some Crystal Head Vodka
i mean, at least dan akroid sells drinkable vodka in a cool ass bottle. he's crazy but you get what you bought. out of the 3, he's the only one who's not a con artist, he's just a weird guy selling booze. i like like booze.
This tough guy talked shit about Van Dam and Van Dam went to confront him on two different occasions and Segal ran from him both times. Not to mention 70 yr old Gene LaBelle knocked him out and he pissed himself. Segal also bullies smaller people to make himself look tough, Ask Rob Schneider. Also everyone is a master marksman from 20 ft away. He's a big dude but a coward. Talking mob he has an Italian accent, talking martial arts he has an Asian accent. This guy is the Milli Vanilli of Hollywood.
There's also a clip of Kevin Hart telling the story of how Steven challenged a real suntman to choke him, to show how he would be able to free himself, and ended up shitting himself instead. I think it could be a fake story Kevin made up as a joke but then again, it's Steven Seagal, it's equally possible that it is a real story.
I love how in the first interview question shown, at 14:23, he immediately proves he isn't knowledgeable on martial arts. He's asked about Aikido and he immediately mentions Karate, which is a completely different type of martial art created long before Aikido was; in fact, Aikido was created in the 20th century while Karate was created in the 17th. - Someone who learned Taekwondo (not from the same country as Aikido or Karate) in middle school and knew they were different things, and then looked up the rest
Sakamoto Sensei, who works as a cook at The Wagon Wheel restaurant 😂 who just so happens to be a ninja warrior in his spare time 😂😂 and KNEW when he saw Segal moving and washing plates so fast, that Segal was the right stuff 😂😂😭 Shotokan = DEMONSTRATION karate using BLOCKING moves, not offensive moves. I know this because a friend of mine was big into it
Weird because Steven also said he learned aikido from the creator of the martial art himself. So which is it Steven, Sakamoto Sensei the master martial artist who works at The Wagon Wheel or Morihei Ueshiba the creator of aikido who died when you were only 17
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Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.
"So how did you learn aikido?"
*I started learning karate at a young age*
I would actually love to see this dude having his mask broken. I want to see what he really is like but it feels like he's acting all the time
@@hollow8194 He probably learnt karate at a McDojo
😅😅😅
😂 You won.
Hahahaha
He's basically that kid in middle school who took one karate lesson and became an expert on the art of war, except he's been doing it his whole life, and everyone just rolls with it for some reason.
This man has probably been to mars and back because there were no dojos
because he has money
Nah man this guy has been debunked a long time ago. Everyone knows he’s a fraud
We just wanna know what he's gonna do next.
Yes that is so true, he is that kid
He's like that kid in school who has kept lying his way throughout the whole year but since he's too far in now he can't back out
Legit kept thinking "it's like a mom's basement dweller kid found how to bullshit his way into Hollywood because he's the edgiest guy out there"
Are you saying Steven Seagal is going to run for president?
@@Ails1234 yes exactly
Sounds like democrat politicians lol
"look at the way he cleans those dishes. Dude!"
“You’re here to shoot the child, but only the child with the weapon”
Never fails to crack me up 😂
''Don't make me do this!''
Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.
@@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews Does it make you feel good copy pasting other people's comments to try and farm likes?
He genuinely looks like a custom character in a cutscene when he's with putin
All I have to say is 12:49
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@@nrtouge SPAH SAPING MA SENTRY
He looks like a skin i downloaded for gta san andreas from gamebanana when i was a kid
“You’re here to shoot the child but only the child with the weapon” -Steven Seagall -JonTron
I lost it at that line 😂
The funny part is it’s true
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Sometimes it boggles my mind that Steven Seagal is a real person. He’s like a character from South Park that came to life
Steven Segal in South Park is equally as ridiculous.
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Steven Seagal is in a South park episode
@@lt187 Season 19 episode "Safe Space".
Sooo true
There are some things Seagal hasn't done yet:
A)Stay in shape.
B)Make a good movie.
C)Keep it real.
Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.
D) Fight for real/take a punch or hit.
E)Have a scene where theres no overly dramatic lighting on his face even though the scene is well lit.
F) Make a movie that fits his body type.
G) Stop lying.
I bet Seagal will see this. He seems like the type of guy to Google himself pretty often.
Apparently that isn’t too far off
Weren’t he one of those guys that couldn’t handle people making fun of him in the past? not like Tom Cruise level but still pretty sensitive.
his mannerisms reminds me A LOT of Trump....super full of himself and not very bright.
@Chef_Hogan Your intuition is not far off the mark
Skull-chan yeah, there’s a story on UA-cam with an actor (I can’t remember his name at the moment). But the sum of it is, he laughed at Steven trying to be a hard ass and Steven hit him against a wall. You can find the story it’s not hard to find at all
“You’re here to shoot the child… but only the child with the gun”
I was fucking dying
Much like the child?
@@jawwer00.. but only the child with the weapon
9:00
Where you the child with the gun?
Don't make me do this!
Steven Seagal is the coolest, toughest, most talented and interesting person in the world, according to Steven Seagal.
The Steven Seagal when Harry Met Sally skit on SNL is a gem if you haven’t seen it
Yet he looks like an absolute and complete mong
And dangerously high in saturated fat and fructose
He's nowhere near as cool as RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!
*sniff*
Seagal has served in the Gravy Seals, Spaetzle Forces, Semper Pie, transferred to Delta Forks, then finished with a tour of Meal Team Six.
No way this comment doesn't have more likes
It was only commented 2 month ago on a video that’s 4 years old
Regarding his comments about Jean-Claude Van Damme, This is from Wikipedia:
"In 2008, actor Sylvester Stallone declared to the British magazine FHM that "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard." According to Stallone, Seagal made his excuses and left while Van Damme tracked him down at a nightclub and challenged him again. Stallone finished by stating "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it."[82]"
Lmao
harry delgato well duh, everyone knows The Expendables is based on a true story as told by Stallone.
Say what you want about Van Dam's movies but the guy has balls.
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As much as I enjoy both of their movies, I'd place my money on Jean Claude
Steven Seagal honestly seems like a character who would be on the simpsons or something as a parody of holywood martial artists
Hes on an episode of southpark thats about him being a pussy amd needing a safespace 😂
@@macharper5352 lol i was about to say that
Johnny Bravo had the best spoof version of Steven Seagal.
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South Park baby
Steven is one of the best examples of “fake it till you make it”
And then keep faking it
Fake it till you fake it
... except he never really made it.
@@EricDodsonLectures Except he did. Do you know how much money he made on Under Siege alone? Let alone all the other hits he was in from the 90s
@@chrisredfield6274 ... Well, there's more to life than money. In fact, it's entirely possible to be incredibly wealthy... and yet a complete, pathetic wreck of a human being in all of the ways that really matter. And I don't think you have to look too far into the realm of celebrity to find an easy confirmation of that. Such seems to be the case with Seagal.
Seagall's coke nail killed me. Even funnier with the snorts he kept making during the interview because the bump he took. Dude probably thinks he has tigers blood
I was just browsing the comment section hoping that somebody else had pointed this out 😆
Coke nail?
@jamesrosewell9081 it is a fingernail that some people that snort nose suger grow out so that they just scoop it with the nail and snort it. You can pick it up when it is just one long fingernail
He has been growing that coke nail since Under Siege
Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.
It's impressive how he manages to look lost and confused no matter where he is.
even in his own house
Biden should take lessons.
I'm terrified that JonTron just turned around and got a perfect headshot on that paper dummy- The power this man has
Lmao
Nooo I had the nice amount of likes but several people liked at the same time!
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With his luck it probably was shot in just one take too
He did my dear, he did
Steven Seagal seems like the kind of guy who lied his way to everything and got too deep that he can’t turn back lol
Glad someone else thinks so as well. Lol
@@PunMister Which "anime" might that be, boss? Lmao
Pun Mister care to share?
Penile Necrosis he’s more like Mr. Satan from Dragon Ball Z.
I think this is what's actualy happen
I’m really questioning whether or not Seagal is really good at lying or if he actually believes his own bullshit.
Definetly not self- aware atleast
Yes
He's lied so many times that he believes his own lies
He’s insecure about looking weak because he got bullied as a kid and has asthma apparently
hes in too deep
He's kinda like Buzz Lightyear at the beginning of Toy Story when he thinks he's legitimately a space ranger because it said so on his box
If you try to tell him other ways, all it will say on your box is your name, date if birth and death date.
So this video is basically a irl version of toy story where Steven seagal is buzz lightyear and Jontron is woody and it's called guy story?
To infinity and beyond
@@CadmeanLotus he is the pandemic's minion
@@CadmeanLotus nah buzz cand do a karate chop and fall with style
Segal acts like he’s going through a mid-life crisis, but that’s his whole personality
r/rareinsults ?
Agreed, Segal has been in a mid life crisis his entire life
Good description!
Ya but Hard To Kill is pretty cool tbh.
Dude. You just gave the perfect description I didn’t know existed
I’m worried: Jon smack talked Steven Seagal and we haven’t heard from him since. I hope he hasn’t roughed him up too badly.
Yeah I hope Seagal's alright.
yeah
@@KenLinx Ouch..
I think hes dead
Nah, this is normal for him to suddenly disappear for a long time. He's still alive based off his Twitter feed (December 19th). So don't worry about it.
Bruhhh that sheriff pounding his fingers on the table had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steven Seagal the type of guy who has a girlfriend at a different school.
A really really hot one, according to him.
@@megavidaeos we haven't seen any pictures yet, but i trust him, he seems pretty happy with the relationship
Couldnt have said it better.
Terrifyingly accurate
Correct. I met up with him just last week, and he told me all about his new girlfriend at the local high school.
The fact that Steven Seagal learned martial arts from a short order cook in a back alley explains EVERYTHING.
seems like he's the type of guy who'll copy any movie he sees
Despite being a fake martial artist, he's still had good acting in some movies. His current endeavors are questionable, though. Least he's not getting cancelled.
That doesn't mean anything just someone's a short order cook doesn't mean they can't know martial arts you can't define somebody by their job title
@@borsemusic9928 True but when the result is Steven Seagal it all starts adding up.
When you say it like that it sounds like you are saying he isn't a real tough guy, better watch your back lol
Fun Fact about Seagal: he claimed he was trained by the creator of aikido but the man died in the 1969 and Seagal didn't move to Japan until 71. He also claimed he was in the CIA and the US government had to say he was never affiliated with them.
i would deny each and every affiliation even if they were true
@@lukabrasi001 Especially with the US government.
Idk why somebody would brag they're actively destroying every country on the planet.
Of course he did
Seagull is just wild Lol
It’s safe to say that whenever Steven says something, always classify it as bullshit.
The truth lies sometimes 😂
Nobody makes fun of Steven Seagal better than Steven Seagal.
Apparently, Steven Seagal got to Jon and took revenge on him.
What happened to this guy I only watched his flex tape one did he quit UA-cam
@@kennynegron3291 nah he just as huge spaces between his uploads that’s all
@@mikewalker9057 he uploaded last December for that golden Adsense so he might suprise us this year. We will see
@@kynsilok I'm honestly hoping for another Tim Allen Christmas movie special
Let him out to do a goddamn shitty mobile game ad.
Steven Seagal is like if Chuck Norris made up every joke and meme about himself and actually believed them to be true.
In Chuck's case though they are all true
chuck norris is a legit, black belt level martial artist and has proven it. steven segal is a joke.
@@aestrobloome Check Norris was one of the lucky few to battle Bruce Lee. What's in Steven Seagal's credit?
Chuck Norris was a 7 time full contact world champion during the golden age of fighting martial artists.Steves claim to fame in the real world of martial artists?
@@stuartward1755 JoJo makes Chuck Norris references.
Steven Seagal just constantly exudes that "I don't remember why I walked into this room" energy, even if he walked into the room to shake hands with Putin or eat carrots with a dictator
Hè alwas has a ''post nut clarity'' face.
Funny that ppl still call Lukaszenka a dictator only coz msm told them to and we all know msm are the truth temple...
@@Mark.13. dude i'm belarusian, and he IS a dictator
@@Mark.13. ah yes, he's only won every election since he became president while all of his political rivals mysteriously disappear or get arrested. Sounds perfectly normal to me
"Eat carrots with a dictator." Not a sentence I thought I'd hear
Here's a translation of his singing
"Now that you're gon' have to see
I got $700, baby
You ain't gon' remember me"
And then "Everybody knows I'm here!"
*actual gibberish*
Steven Segal happens to be whatever the situation calls for. Russian interview? He’s Russian. Military interview? Navy seal. Interview about Japanese culture? Trained with ninjas. Man of many supposed talents
He’s a master of 🐂💩
Don't forget when he suddenly turns black when around any black person.
Biggest fraud I’ve ever seen
Trained ninja 🥷 😂😂😂🤣 Nah trained turd 💩 .
Watch Woody Allen’s Zelig.
Steven Seagull looks and sounds like he's remembering and forgetting everything every second.
Thats because hes making it up ;)
well he has to remember what he made up many years ago
You didn't even get to his Reddit AMA where he replied to like 10 questions then left because everyone was just shitting on him.
10? I only see two replies on his reddit profile
Dizzee nah he just went to the other 8 people in person
@@dizzee2100 it's u/stevenseagalofficial
He gave more answers than I remembered but they were all very brief.
I think the most underrated part of this video is how Jon nailed how weirdly Seagal runs.
Raid Shadow Legends sponsorships are the closest we'll ever get to Jon doing Game Reviews again.
Update: I really love Jon's new videos, just thought I'd bring it up.
Update #2: I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia makes a movie about the invasion in the Ukraine and they get Steven Seagal as the Russian “hero” of the movie.
Sad but true
The truth hurts
😔
He’s lost the edge he had when he was younger, man. Changed style too.
Just compare his videos from the beginning with these now.
Still happy that he still churns out content though.
Edit: Full stop
@@ΓρηγόρηςΔράκος-ρ6δ true, he's inspired a lot of UA-camrs to spawn similar styles
so, is he just gonna disappear for another 12 months then come out with "Steven Seagal: Certified Tough Guy 2"
And then disappear again
@@BladeStorm4497Nah he's gonna do quality content at a refreshing pace for like 8 months before leaving for a full year. This is the cycle of Jon.
@@gwenpolo1307 It's a disappointing one. Glad I dont pay him.
Nah flex tape 3
I'd actually be down for that...i highly enjoyed this video
Jon, blink twice if Raid: Shadow Legends has your family.
Me:blinks twice
Sam U oh god I was thinking the exact same thing. WE NEED TO HELP JON! Aaaaahhhh
4
John needs our help
The games shit dude but still a man has gotta do something to get money.
He "doesnt think jean claude is a martial artist" meanwhile jean claude is an actual certified black belt, fought on the Belgian karate team and won the European professional karate associations middleweight title, he literally beat the worlds 2nd best karate fighter at one point. This guy is smoking that copium for sure.
He was a martial artist however he let that go when his fame and ego got to him and now he's a sham hiding behind his former glory
@@vendriksondoesthings7911 I found Steven Seagal in the comments guys
Steven Seagal knows karate, aikido, taek wondo, jiu jitsu and many other dangerous words.
Plus Van Damme got to be in a Mortal Kombat game.
@@LeeSixTwenty Isn't Johnny Cage based on him?
The best way to finish an interview :
"sir, are you armed right now "
"yes"
"thanks for joining us today.."
What sort of f***ing interview was THAT?!?!?!
@@amasthedude1387 An interview with Steven Seagal, the fuck did you expect?
“It’s been an absolute pleasure.”
"If I was to look around this room, right now, would I find an arm of some kind?"
Why would you phrase it like that?
Seagal: "Yeah, there's a grenade in the flower pot, there's an uzi under this cushion, and I there's a samurai sword duct taped to the back of my chair. Your producer said he was cool with it."
Steven Seagull: The Russian, The Asian, The Texan.
You missed Italian
*The Mongol-Russian-Jewish emperor of our hearts*
The black man
I thought he was native american...
Swift Nimblefoot nah he’s martian
I've always felt that Steven Seagal is a parody of himself.
Like Meat Loaf
BondBurney.
Well, after he sold himself for the Russians, he is indeed a parody of himself
Pretty sure he’s a Family Guy cutaway that somehow gained sentience, escaped the cartoon world and killed/replaced the real Steven Segal
aaronsdavis two scoops
The hugging and posing for photos with dictators really says the most about him
What's next, is he going to open CPAC with Victor Orban?
I agree
But To be fair, when it comes to dictators, being impolite can have really fatal consequences
But considering he signed up to meet with them that doesn’t really apply
But if I saw one in public I’d probably just nod before running away
Me, being an average, curious, non celebrity person... i feel like if i had the possibility of (safely) meeting some of histories most terrible and great people up close: id kinda want to.
Like, if i could meet Ghandi, Putin, Stalin, Washington, Robespierre, Francis of Assisi, Saladin... just to get a greater sense of what humanity is. Are these people really any different than the average person when you just sit down for tea? Is their evil/greatness they cause by circumstantial ambition?
but wanting to meet dictators just because you're famous and you have some ancestry that loosely ties you to those regions makes you kinda weird and icky.
@@Thalesium thanks for understanding, and thanks for noticing my error!
@@Soulraven2735you do realize cpac is pretty anti government right?
I'm noticing a pattern. Jon posts a couple good videos within a month. Another one or two in a couple months. Then vanishes for 10 months
He must be wealthy enough to not really need to post stuff hardly at all at this point. Must be nice.
The numbers jon? What do they mean?
I would guess that, similar to movie and video game releases, there's probably an optimal time for releasing new videos where viewership and revenue is maximized. If these videos take a while to produce, it's probably best to save them for when they would get the most views.
You want quality or quantity?
@@solairesolalalalalemon1198 You're not getting the point. The point is three or four videos are posted within a couple months of each other, then nothing for another ten or so months, and the cycle repeats. If you can't see that, then John Cena!
No one gonna mention that Putin actually speaks english, but refused to speak english with Seagal?
Oh vlad does this with everyone, unless it's something important then he'll just use a translator
It's pretty hard to express yourself on the same level in a foreign language than in a native language, unless you have a speech prepared. Also, you'd probably expect someone who calls themselves a Russian to speak Russian.
The page I read basically said that he only spoke English during trips to English speaking nations for political reasons
@@mohammadalbader3538 still, that means he is able to. We should also remember that Putin has no normal background, wasn't He in the KGB? Surely people there learn languages.
@@pgreg8528 I believe he was either a KGB agent or leader
"I'm a Russian Mongol, so I'm a Russian. My father was a Russian Mongol, so my people are Russian"
Great sentence Steven.
I thought he was saying “mongrel”. That I could believe.
His dad was Russian Jewish. He probably thought Mongol sounded cooler
@@carlmarston1687 It becomes very confusing when his family is from Vladivostok and Belarus. I guess he kinda forgot to check the map before he said that or he just named 2 things he picked up in his movies.
He said mongrel. You know, like his family were from all over with different nationalities and religious beliefs. You would usually use the word when regarding dogs, though.
@@ConorChaos He definitely said "Mongol"
I’ll never forget it. My mom had a friend of a friend come over to help with something and we got to talking.
The subject of martial arts was brought up and it turned out he was well versed in Aikido.
We get to talking some more and he explains how it works, yata-yata-yata, he starts to show me some moves.
One such demonstration he wanted me to throw a punch at him slowly. In martial arts demonstrations, it’s usually not a problem to go at a slower pace so you can better analyze the technique.
What he didn’t know was that I had a modest background in boxing. In boxing you’re taught to lead with your left rather than your right. So, in slow motion, I throw a jab with my left.
This startled him so much that he had to straight up stop the demonstration and ask me if I was left handed. I told him no but I knew some boxing.
So he explains that most guys throw punches with their right hand, so he straight up wants to start over but this time, he instructs me to throw with my right.
At the time, I didn’t think much of it, but now that I know much more about fighting, that was really pathetic.
Your “martial art” trains you so repetitively and monotonously that your reflexes are dulled to the point that you cannot even process something happening in SLOW MOTION.
If your martial arts school only does demonstrations without letting you spar, you’re not fighting, you’re doing choreography.
Karate is a big offender too in some cases. Many dojos don’t allow their students to spar because “the techniques are too dangerous”. So, when they go and pick a fight, they get their asses handed to them because their opponent wasn’t as complicit with being attacked as their dance partners were.
Well said 😅
And the wild jontron returns to his cave to hibernate once more.
But seriously, where is he at?
@@Joebama1911 Seagal and OJ "got even with him".
And to inhale MAGA copium
@@rakelodakel Twitter mob, eh? Why are you even here if you hate him so much? All it takes is just a single press on the “Ignore this Channel” button, my guy.
@@LocalGuardsman no
Jontron really perfected the role of Steven seagal by showing how tough he is by biting that spongepop
Ice cream, pizza, donuts, beer, burgers, carrots, watermelon.. they all don't stand a chance against Steven Sagal!
Ooh I didn’t even think of that. Now my teeth hurt, thanks
This is perfect for the top because as soon as those credits roll you go down to the comments and see this
I am a martial arts Master and want to get in contact with him. Those are teeth meant for martial arts.
Kind of worrying that jon disappears after he talks shit about steven seagal
He is active on his twitter... :-)
@@rdlegends3988 oh really? I dont have twitter whats he up to
@@redmenace5552 training to fight Steven seagal
I think he doesn't want to feel pressured to make videos
Steven flipped him like a pancake
11:56 If you look closely, he basically did hit Steven's bullet hole, but he probably pretended like it wasn't close enough, because that would mean that his trainee is as good of a shooter as him.
Also, the guy was “training” actually had better control and trigger discipline over his weapon and probably shot better. Steven everytime he shot would jump the gun which is when you pull the gun up before pulling the trigger, thus affecting your shot. Dude is just a fraud.
I feel like them continually giving him fruits and veggies is their way of telling him he's fat.
Underrated comment
he is not fat. he is fluffy
August 1, 2020 A man named John Tron went missing after smack talking Steven Seagal
Yes
John must have gotten flipped and then died
Hope he is good
Good to see another trooper in these comments.
Happy to see the boys in the comments remembering our fallen soldier
He clearly wants to emulate the character tropes he played in movies. World traveled action hero prodigy. Traveling the world amassing skills from all cultures. A master of all trades, all around badass. Except he clearly doesn't want put in any of the work required.
Fake martial arts, "singing" that isn't actual singing. Marksmanship with the lowest caliber gun at a target in 30 feet. Travels to other countries but doesn't actually know the language.
Just the weirdest combination of laziness and self delusion. I would almost respect it if he had any level of self awareness.
truth here
He thinks he isn't the shit he thinks THe shit
AND HE GOT THERE. He actually bullshitted his way to this spot. And thats the part that really pisses me off. Screw hard work and actual skill. JUST LIE!
@@Inferno144 Not just any liar would get as far as he has. He's a lying celebrity.
"People fight the recoil" then shows him holding a .22 handgun
We need a part two to the epic saga of Steven Segal. Definitely gotta bring up the infamous pants pooping incident that he vehemently denies to this day.
This comment opens up a lot of questions.
@@robertcortez4956tldr, story goes, on set, he claimed he could get out of any chokehold in front of his stunt coordinator, who was a judo expert. They set up the chokehold, he tried and failed to get out of it, passing out and shitting his pants in process.
the _what_
@@galladegamerletsplaysok so basically
On the set of one of his movies, Steven claimed he could break any chokehold. Something about his “martial art skills” letting him do so. Now this guy, Gene LeBell, he’s a judo expert. And people wanted to see if he was actually able to do it or just sayin’ it, you know? So they set up the chokehold. When Steven says go, Gene starts choking them out. Steven tries to get out, fails. He passes out before he can tap out and shits an entire steak dinner while panicking. To this day, he denies it ever happened. Gene just said “When we had a little altercation or difference of opinion, there were thirty stuntmen and cameramen that were watching. Sometimes Steven has a tendency to cheese off the wrong people, and you can get hurt doing that.”
Gene’s supposedly got a history of telling tall tales but frankly I like to think it’s true considering how aggressively Seagal denied it.
Steven Seagal is hysterical. The interview with Rob Schneider is the best thing ever. He told a story of how Steve came out of a dressing room and said to him, “I just read the greatest script ever written.” When Rob looked surprised and asked who wrote it, Steve looked at him, totally serious, and said, “...I did.”
You know you’re a terrible person when even Rob Schneider can make a funny joke about you
Wow.
@@origamipein18
This is nowhere near as bad as the time he was trying to show off, claimed he could not be choked out in front of some very well trained stunt men, the type to put their money where their mouths are. One of those stunt men happened to be the legendary Gene Lebell, who promptly called Steven on his shit, and not only choked Steven out, but caused him to shit his pants on top of that. Hahahaha
@@JanoyCresvaZero ...Ew.
@@JanoyCresvaZero is therr a video for that
Steven Seagal is that guy in high school who said he was a physcopath and that he could kill someone, but is scared to ask a waiter for water at a restaurant
There's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Obviously the act of asking for water at a restaurant, when performed by someone such as Steven, would cause the waiter's heart to stop out of fear. His schi (that's steven-chi, for those uninitiated) is so honed by his years of practice in Aistevedo that simply looking in someone's direction for any extended period of time could cause them to age rapidly (hence his schi blocking sunglasses, as seen in his meetings with Vlad and that Watermelon guy).
But yeah....I think you're probably right.
unfortunately that was me back in middle school
@@keane6 i have nothing to say besides... oof
He’s the type that would wear a trench coat and would act like he could kick a football players ass, but instead gets beat up behind a garbage bin.
You could've said a 14 year old girl after listening to a Billie Eilish song, but ok.
Is this the JonTron Waiting Room?
No. You can leave
Yes it is. The toilet is the fifth door on the right. If you need some food there is a restaurant on the other side of the street. If you are tired there are beds upstairs. If you wish to leave you can do so.
I got a reservation for next video, gonna be waiting a while.
Yes. Welcome.
No this is Patrick
It's kinda funny that your parody of steven is much more sympathetic than the real one.
Later that day, Steven Seagal found Jon and flipped him to death.
I mean, JonTron hasn't uploaded since this video. So I'd ask Steven Seagal.
this is 100% canon, rip jontron
F
Actually they ruled it as a suicide; he flipped himself to death.
@@user-rc3kr6dk8k because Steven segal was at his door
The reason he hasn't made a video in two months is that Steven Seagal tracked him down and killed him
8:01 you wonder why he got shot right here~ it’s just like Bruce’s son!
what the f-
That's so sad, RIP in peace John Tron
no it's because Raid shadow legends has him and his family hostage
being a jontron fan represented by spongebob *****spongebob by the mailbox***** IM WAITING, IM WAITING, IM WAITING *****patrick walks up***** WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE WAITING, WE'RE WAITING
Jon: Goes on hiatus again.
"I don't like where this is going"
I don't like this either.
Wait a minute, your content is insane. I just took a look at your channel and was not dissapointed.
bruh, bosh?
‘Ello bruv
Ok
Bosh ✔️ • 11 hours ago
Jon: Goes on hiatus again.
“I don’t like where this is going”
14:33 Seagal has proven to be the living example of the quote
"The lights are on but nobody's home"
See, Steven Seagal isnt avoiding eye contact because hes lying. He's just observing the entire room all at once in case a threat arises.
Smens of course
steven seboomboom
And could runaway from it
Giving us all an ocular pat down
Threats be like: 8:01
“So basically, this guy is a guy” me explaining to my teacher the protagonist of my story
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
Me explaining to my Dad the white middle aged man with black hair that's an alcoholic and a mass murderer I play as in every RPG.
I mean...the Everyman is a trope right? Still works.
Same
Yes
Fun Fact, Sylvester Stallone has told a story of Seagal being a prick at a house party, and Van Damme called him out on it, saying he wanted to take it outside. Seagall then immediately got into his car and drove away. Van Damme followed him to a bar, and gave him the offer again, to which Seagall once again left.
Van Damme would destroy Seagal! Even looking at them today you can see Van Damme is in better fighting shape.
??? I need to see this
and van damme doesn't even need cocaine to defeat segal
You idiots. VD wouldn’t even touch him. He is the only westerner to TEACH aikido in Japan. VD knows his shit, he really does, but S is actually a master. As to why aikido looks false google it and you will understand. It’s all about that split second action, the momentum acts after that, if you done it well it’s over.
@@konstantinosmas3950 also hes a reincarnated Buddha
Segal is perhaps the most legendary Green Beret Ranger Special Forces Navy Seal Federal Investigator that ever lived.
Why didn’t Putin flip onto his ass when he shook Steven’s hand??
Best comment I have seen so far.
Putin weights 16 tons. He's pure adamantium.
Thats why he holds his own forearm, its to prevent his killer instinct from activating
LMAO
'Cause Putin is also a martial artist, so he tried to flip Seagal the other way around and they negated the yeet
If cameras were a bit lower, you could've seen the ground crack
Never seen a man so devoid of charisma he sucks the charm out of everything around him.
There's no fun, then there's ANTI-fun.
Not very nice to say that about Jon.
He doesn't suck the charisma, he destroys the charisma
I have. My dad.
Daniel 28893 he makes the charisma flip itself over during a “fight”
Seagal not considering Van Damme a tough guy when Seagal himself literally left a party in order to avoid fighting against him when challenged LOL
michael jai white too, man is like a black belt in several martial arts and is swole as shit.
@@Shaggy87781 a white belt in bjj could destroy an aikido master
God Bless Your Perfection
Might have something to do with Van Damme being an actual Muay Thai artist. He doesn't just lightly bump into people and expect them to pratfall, y'see.
@@ornithorhynchusanatinus2167 oh agreed because aikido is just bullshit lmao
Steven Seagal is like that kid on the playground who makes up crazy stories about himself. he insists that he fought a dinosaur and won
Fun fact: Steven Seagal repeatedly claimed that Jean Claude Van Damme's MA career was fake, and said that he could kick his ass. So Van Damme publicly challenged him to a fight. Seagal never turned up. For a while, Van Damme would try to get in the same place as Seagal, wanting to fight, but Seagal would always duck out whenever he heard he was there. This is because Van Damme has been challenged to fights before, and has multiple times whooped someone's ass as a result.
I still feel sorry for the guys who were stupid enough to challenge JCVD back when he was coked out of his mind, zero holding back of any kind from a kickbozer who could snap femurs with his kicks is an insane level of terrifying
JCVD got beat up by Chuck Zito. JCVD used to party hard and would get real sloppy at partys. Nothing really ever happened between Seagal and JCVD other than some sh*t talking, which Seagal defiantly started.
@@jasonmaxwell9762 nothing ever happened because Steven Seagull would run away like a little bitch and refused to square up. Dude is a fraud and always has been
Simple answer. Claude is not worthy of seagals time
seems very doubtfull if a coked out biker could knock him out with one punch i doubt he would have been afraid of him. also guys like stephen who think their god cough cough bruce lee cough cough wouldnt back down from that.
He’s like a human multi-tool, that doesn’t work well with anything.
more like just a human tool
So a dummy waiting for the ventriloquist to operate him
Or at all xd
A Swiss army knife created in Pakistan.
So a hammer with a Swiss cross
“Don’t fight the recoil”
*continues to shoot a .22*
Ah yes gun go shoot
i didn't realize it was a .22
Never would've noticed tbh
.22 is like an airsoft gun lol
@@AkeoT9 It actually has less recoil than an airsoft gun
Steven Frederic Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan, on April 10, 1952,[12] the son of a medical technician and a mathematics teacher. His mother was of Irish descent, while his father was Jewish.[13] His paternal grandparents were Russian Jewish immigrants.[14] During an interview for the Russian talk show, Let Them Talk, Seagal stated that he has paternal ancestors from the Siberian city of Vladivostok, as well as Belarus and Saint Petersburg. He stated that genetic testing determined that he has Yakut and Buryat ancestry as well.[15]
Hopefully Jon remembered that it's his 10th year on youtube and he's taking his time making an epic anniversary video.
Ya I'd say you're right, I'm getting my hopes ups for a massive collaboration.
He already missed it by 4 months, I’m losing hope
Sigal probably found him after this.
Probably not
Covid
Steven got to him people. R.I.P Jon , you shouldn't of messed with the most dangerous man in hollywood.
Jon should’ve listened to stevens response to the question “do you still fight”
*MhhmmmmhMMM*
have
Steven isn't one to fuck with
@@djcease1996 ... Especially when u cut in front of him @ the local all u can eat buffet 😂😝😂
Shouldn’t have messed with.
“Shouldn’t of” Lol 😂
Remember when Steven Seagal said he was immune to choke holds, then he got choked out and shat himself.
Really?!?! Does anyone have a link to that?
No, I don't believe I was there for that one.
I don’t have a link just saw it in an article a while ago
No no, you miss the funniest part: He told a guy that he had a move that could get him out of any chokehold. So our fellow obliged, put him in a chokehold, and Steven tried to punch him in the testicles. It didn't work, so his BACKUP PLAN was deliberately shitting himself.
@@WMarcilVA Brilliant move, wouldn't work against someone really determined to hold you though.
Coincidentally - Steven Segal was also called by the coroner when Alec Baldwin shot that one woman on set as well. Sure enough, he struck gold again. It WAS, in fact, a bullet.
I think they need to stop calling Steven Seagal first, because the people keep dying during the time they could be consulting paramedics. Though I suppose they wouldn’t know that they’d been shot with a bullet.
I feel Steven Seagal is almost doing a better job parodying himself than Jontron
I dunno man, Jontron does a pretty mean job of parodying himself too.
This does feel watered down. Diet Jontron.
He is like a GTA Character IRL.
Keyword: _Almost_
God Bless Your Perfection
Steven Seagal is just a katana neckbeard that made it to Hollywood. Kind of incredible really
I love how he puts an accent on "karate" but still pronounces it wrong.
The perfect description
Fully agree
Thank you for the perfect explanation.
Yeah, when he informed he was scouted not at an actual audition but a carnival show, I could only roll my eyes. I didn't know aikido masters needed to walk everywhere with a swagger to prove they're tough...on account of how peaceful the method is and it just uses the person's momentum against them. Between that and needing the gun, something tells me the gun would be his first method of defense in a fight.
Steven Is the one kid in 5th grade who thinks he can beat up the high schoolers and no one ever actually put him in his place.
Actually. Jean Claude van Damme confronted him at a bar once, and Steven walked away, Van Damme followed him to another bar down the street, confronted him again.
The man knows he’s shit. And is a coward
@@alexanderbill7128 Hey I read about that. It all started at Stallone's mansion in Miami in '97. He had got so tired of Seagal he challenged him to a fight in the backyard. There is an interview about this I might get a link
@@verlorenish i thought it was a bar/party. But I knew he was confronted by a slightly inebriated van damme
@@alexanderbill7128 What I wouldn't do to see that fight. Jean Claude would fuck him up.
nah he the type of kid to just make shit up and everybody knows he is lying
Imagine you go to the park and Jontron is there dressed as fuckin Steven Seagal
Steven seagal looks like a deepfake of himself on himself
Johntron dressed up as Steven seagal looks more like Steven seagal than Steven seagal looks like Steven seagal
It's like his face was on his body
Even his face looks out of place on his body
He can't just not look out of place
@@jc329co3
I say he looks more like Sam Hyde
I assume it's because we cannot comprehend an "accomplished" "actor" acting in such a way....but yet....beHOLD!!!
MISSING
Jonathan Tronathan
Have you seen this man? He was last seen making fun of Steven Seagal.
Also answers to Timothy Brentwood
He's gone. Steve got him.
sounds like a jojo character
Dam has it really been five months
better get started with turning his subreddit into Scott the Woz's
again
Jon acting like Steven Seagal is more Steven Seagal then he is now. Even when Jon got Steven's ridiculous run in the ice cream gag.
I’m pretty sure Jon is actually running faster than the real Seagal
I think there's a saying that you can judge a man by the company they keep. So Seagal being friends with Putin and Lukashenko really speaks for itself
"And when the world needed him most, he vanished."
We miss you Steven seagull
Wtf ted cruz?
Ted Cruz can you get me an AR-15 for Christmas?
Oh shit, lookout everybody, it's the fucking Zodiac Killer! 🤣
Tedward
“My family is from Vladivostok and Belarus”. Literally opposite edges of the once Soviet Union
“My family are Russian mongols”. Sort of in the middle of the once Soviet Union.
He’s covering all the bases
@Empor ! That's why he said Russian Mongols. Like, omigosh PaY aTtEnTiOn
He's playing all sides so he always come out on top
i think he said mongrel, tbh
Empor ! Man Y U dumb
yes, but did you know his father was also a mafia boss
I think he keeps himself in a constant state of confusion so the aliens can’t read his mind
6:49 Never heard Jon laugh like that before
"the dictator of belarus gifts action hero steven seagal a carrot and a watermelon" is not a scenario i would have ever imagined happening
Ah you see, for the last 26 years of power the president of Belarus went completely fucking senile and is now, actually, absolutely insane to the point, that he denies corona, then tells everyone, that he had a case of it, but its ok, and tells that you can treat the bloody thing with vodka. Or better so, by going to a countryside on a tractor and working in the field
Dictator of Belarus: Here you go Mister Seagull. One long, Slav carrot and big, Slav, watermelon. Fertilized by the bodies of dissidents. This whole field here is a mass grave I grow food on, did you know that? Also, I know you're close with Vladimir Putin, so can you tell him the chemical weapons are ready and we'll have them set up in northern Donbass in a week and also that I say "Long live the CSTO." Oh and that he still owes me 600,000 rupals.
Steven Seagal: Mhm.
The only thing I want in life now is for Steven Seagal to teach Martial Arts to Gwyneth Paltrow, and at the end of the episode they meet up with Dan Akyroyd to drink some Crystal Head Vodka
And they get some leaks and use some flex seal
Then they all workout with OJ
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i mean, at least dan akroid sells drinkable vodka in a cool ass bottle. he's crazy but you get what you bought. out of the 3, he's the only one who's not a con artist, he's just a weird guy selling booze. i like like booze.
Mr Worldwide
This tough guy talked shit about Van Dam and Van Dam went to confront him on two different occasions and Segal ran from him both times. Not to mention 70 yr old Gene LaBelle knocked him out and he pissed himself. Segal also bullies smaller people to make himself look tough, Ask Rob Schneider. Also everyone is a master marksman from 20 ft away. He's a big dude but a coward. Talking mob he has an Italian accent, talking martial arts he has an Asian accent. This guy is the Milli Vanilli of Hollywood.
There's also a clip of Kevin Hart telling the story of how Steven challenged a real suntman to choke him, to show how he would be able to free himself, and ended up shitting himself instead.
I think it could be a fake story Kevin made up as a joke but then again, it's Steven Seagal, it's equally possible that it is a real story.
@@eddycolangelo The stuntman story is actually about the Gene LeBell story. He made Seagal sh1t himself, not piss.
@@wrestlingstuffv2 oh, good to know!
To be fair, I would bully Rob Schneider too.
Watch real rob if you think Schneider shouldn't be bullied
I love how in the first interview question shown, at 14:23, he immediately proves he isn't knowledgeable on martial arts. He's asked about Aikido and he immediately mentions Karate, which is a completely different type of martial art created long before Aikido was; in fact, Aikido was created in the 20th century while Karate was created in the 17th.
- Someone who learned Taekwondo (not from the same country as Aikido or Karate) in middle school and knew they were different things, and then looked up the rest
"He was called Sakamoto Sensei"
His name is Sensei that's how you know he's good
Mr Teacher sees all
Sakamoto Sensei, who works as a cook at The Wagon Wheel restaurant 😂 who just so happens to be a ninja warrior in his spare time 😂😂 and KNEW when he saw Segal moving and washing plates so fast, that Segal was the right stuff 😂😂😭
Shotokan = DEMONSTRATION karate using BLOCKING moves, not offensive moves. I know this because a friend of mine was big into it
Like when Aizen in Bleach lost arm-kun after being imprisoned on chair-sama.
Carne how tf are you still alive
Weird because Steven also said he learned aikido from the creator of the martial art himself. So which is it Steven, Sakamoto Sensei the master martial artist who works at The Wagon Wheel or Morihei Ueshiba the creator of aikido who died when you were only 17
My new favourite quote of all time: "You're here to shoot the child."
Alex Korinth You’re here to spear the child Undyne.
DESTROY THE CHILD
@@Its_m3_dave I love those quotes.
YouNeedHealing CORRUPT THEM ALL.
Destroy the child corrupt them all
Jon’s been real silent since he talked smack about Steven
True
O no
OH DAMMMM
*he's come for him*
Zoo race waa his last good video