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  • Опубліковано 19 гру 2019
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    Crew:
    Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
    Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
    Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
    Gaffer- Michael Shayne
    Editor - Andrew Reynoso
    Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
    Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
    Leadman - Mike Butler
    Carpenter - Robert Taylor
    Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
    Special Effects - Melanie Licata
    Set PA - Aramis Klein
    Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown
    Cast:
    Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
    Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
    Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
    Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
    Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 23 тис.

  • @strawberrana
    @strawberrana 4 роки тому +4924

    It should be
    *Shoot* the bad guy
    *Evade* enemy attacks
    *Move* behind cover
    *Evaluate* the situation
    *Neutralize* remaining threats

    • @deadgodofneutrality7725
      @deadgodofneutrality7725 4 роки тому +539

      Remember the things the academy taught us S.E.M.E.N beware of thrusting long hard objects

    • @mrbeaver6000
      @mrbeaver6000 4 роки тому +267

      Semen saves lives.

    • @strawberrana
      @strawberrana 4 роки тому +175

      @@mrbeaver6000 Correction: S.E.M.E.N. saves lives

    • @glorbshlanky5041
      @glorbshlanky5041 4 роки тому +190

      CJgamr01 Correction: S.E.M.E.N. creates lives

    • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
      @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 4 роки тому +235

      If you're Officers of the Law always remember, Semen.
      S- Shoot First
      E- Evaluate later
      M- Maintain innocence
      E- Plant drugs
      N- News at 11

  • @randomslomo1875
    @randomslomo1875 3 роки тому +4627

    I think when they say "knife culture" they mean what is commonly referred to as "living on the edge."

  • @GruelEnjoyer
    @GruelEnjoyer 2 роки тому +3522

    The fact that they put an Iron Maiden poster in the satanist’s house at 11:08 really shows the age of this training film

    • @failsrus96
      @failsrus96 2 роки тому +126

      That's the 80s for ya!

    • @salommy
      @salommy 2 роки тому +55

      Up the Irons!

    • @rambeastgamer6472
      @rambeastgamer6472 2 роки тому +140

      "Take cover that knife is fully loaded"

    • @MrMCDiggles
      @MrMCDiggles 2 роки тому +81

      Satanic panic certainly was a thing.

    • @kthxbaiz
      @kthxbaiz 2 роки тому +44

      "shows the *edge* of this training film"

  • @Evan24_7
    @Evan24_7 Рік тому +460

    2:58 Can we just appreciate how Jon set up this entire scene for a 15 second gag?

    • @lukamoon6094
      @lukamoon6094 11 місяців тому +16

      “Knife culture”

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 3 місяці тому +3

      I wish I was there, I would dine in content with everyone there, the single cutlery choice would’ve been hilarious to use.

    • @cheburgg
      @cheburgg Місяць тому

      no

  • @ianhoddinott9492
    @ianhoddinott9492 4 роки тому +3275

    "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
    _-Quote From Man Stabbed_

  • @DamnUKakkaCarrotCake
    @DamnUKakkaCarrotCake 4 роки тому +7177

    I'm no botanist, but doesn't Dollar Shave Club sell razors? Idk, sounds like edged weapons to me.

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 4 роки тому +404

      I'm no veterinarian, but you're right. Razor blades are deadly edged weapons that can provide severe edge-based attacks.

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 роки тому +139

      The biggest missed opportunity in an ad read ever

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 роки тому +123

      I'm no quantum physicist but yes you are correct

    • @jamescromwell4055
      @jamescromwell4055 4 роки тому +113

      I'm no political scientist but now you know how to defend yourself against a razor. Just shoot. Dollar gun club.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +75

      Look, I may not be a member of the Homo Erectus species, but knife bad.

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 7 місяців тому +47

    "Shoot first, MENS later" is a quote I will carry with me for the rest of my life, honestly. Wise words to live by.

  • @FloodlightGamingReal
    @FloodlightGamingReal 2 роки тому +721

    Can't wait for the sequel "how to dodge projectile based weaponry"

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 4 роки тому +2395

    This is literally if Animal Planet describes whatever the heck knife culture is.

    • @5dollars237
      @5dollars237 4 роки тому +28

      These guys are animals, wait no
      Evolved Animals

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 4 роки тому +6

      Sir Corgi
      You and me baby ain’t nothing but mamals so...

    • @myrmesuwu607
      @myrmesuwu607 4 роки тому +10

      Gun: am I a joke to you?

    • @zacharyclarke4240
      @zacharyclarke4240 4 роки тому +1

      nah knife culture is really just nutting over CRK sebenzas on reddit and instagram

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 роки тому

      Illuminati Studios
      They’d say it still needs more animal sex

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 4 роки тому +2092

    I prefer having guns that shoot knives, however this video made this idea impractical, because now they know how to survive edged weapons

    • @joshuamendoza7596
      @joshuamendoza7596 4 роки тому +68

      NitroCharge 240 easy solution gun shaped knife now it’s a blunt weapon disguised as an edged one

    • @SashaSlvt
      @SashaSlvt 4 роки тому +32

      NitroCharge 240 thats just a crossbow.....

    • @arneblonski2688
      @arneblonski2688 4 роки тому +14

      Swordsplosion?

    • @MJFallout
      @MJFallout 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe try a really sharp gun; edged on every edge, giving you the real edge!

    • @tylerwhite9923
      @tylerwhite9923 4 роки тому +5

      Bayonets my dude, bayonets.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 2 роки тому +1022

    "Edge based attack" just sounds like a term used by a DnD game.
    Always beware of edge based attackers.. You may be equipped with a bullet-proof vest that gives 65% resistance to bullet based attacks, but edge based attacks can bypass this and deal critical damage, to even the hardiest of officers..
    Remember.. There's no save throw for incompetence..

    • @dungeon_delvers
      @dungeon_delvers 2 роки тому +53

      The police assailant enters my melee range, but luckily he failed his perception check to realize I have my broadsword sheathed in the Tim Hortons. I roll a critical sneak attack, and since he has vulnerability to edge based attacks, I do x4 damage.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +5

      That's just most UFO Defence mods.

    • @zombieattacker5221
      @zombieattacker5221 Рік тому +16

      Actually knives are very effective on light police vests as they are made of a bunch of fibers that are made to distribute the force of a bullet but can be cut easily
      But if you have a plate carrying vest it's not as effective cause there's a steel plate in there.

    • @Pigmedog
      @Pigmedog Рік тому +8

      its called slashing damage but about the same gist

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 Рік тому +3

      This is legit how bulletproof armor works in World of Darkness games like Vampire and Hunter.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 2 роки тому +185

    You forgot to mention that this video was filmed entirely in Milwaukee, WI, with an all-Milwaukee cast.
    This training film is the best training film of all time. It deserves an Academy Award.

    • @crazedfangirl5654
      @crazedfangirl5654 Рік тому +3

      That's why it looks so familiar

    • @1BrknHrtdRomeo
      @1BrknHrtdRomeo 4 місяці тому +7

      Go watch RedLetterMedia's take on this.
      It's better overall lol but considering you have actual people from Milwaukee stumble on this and realize part of the way in that it's Milwaukee lol

  • @Tcj333
    @Tcj333 4 роки тому +7681

    Everyone in the credits looks like they were held at edgepoint.

    • @lordcosby6364
      @lordcosby6364 4 роки тому +112

      underrated comment right here.

    • @JoJoTheOtter
      @JoJoTheOtter 4 роки тому +137

      Tcj333
      How utterly primitive.

    • @V8_Diva
      @V8_Diva 4 роки тому +117

      They were held at SMENS point

    • @sadjohnny6120
      @sadjohnny6120 4 роки тому +15

      I think that's the joke

    • @thedarkkissel5331
      @thedarkkissel5331 4 роки тому +25

      I disagree, Jon is NOT a dead meme... Kinda?

  • @skullhunter9962
    @skullhunter9962 4 роки тому +3959

    He is only sharing his sponsorship so we have an edged weapon to defend ourselves with this year.

    • @cheekibreeki3757
      @cheekibreeki3757 4 роки тому +12

      Not if your dad or mom is a cop

    • @cheekibreeki3757
      @cheekibreeki3757 4 роки тому +9

      Then your are possible treat

    • @tc-vh3xk
      @tc-vh3xk 4 роки тому +17

      Then we go smens

    • @lewisevans1151
      @lewisevans1151 4 роки тому +4

      I'm English so how do I smens for I do not have a shoot do I need to stab instead

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 4 роки тому +4

      @@lewisevans1151 Maybe?

  • @megaman1584
    @megaman1584 Рік тому +175

    6:02-6:10 I like how the guy with the scimitar is running and screaming towards jon like one of those kamikaze dudes from serious sam. 😂

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 Рік тому +11

      AHHHHHHHHHH 💣💣💣

    • @haydengates128
      @haydengates128 Місяць тому

      Now remember, the first thing you want to do in this scenario is stay calm. If you don’t get them in the first shot you always got four more.
      **Cocks and shoot shotgun**
      I got him in one but don’t feel bad if you don’t, take as many as you can.

  • @lexaramoth3623
    @lexaramoth3623 2 роки тому +119

    I talked to a former cop, he said he had actually arrested a guy who dressed up like a ninja and swung a katana around

  • @phranco5310
    @phranco5310 3 роки тому +1601

    this is hilarious, a family friend who used to be in the Canadian police force actually showed me this exact tape before. They found a copy in storage at the police station and him and all his buddies laughed their asses off watching it

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 3 роки тому +654

    5:54 I never once thought in my life I'd ever hear the phrase: "Jumpin' Jehovah James, that's a Scimitar he's got."

    • @lucifearical
      @lucifearical 3 роки тому +7

      That's why we love Johntron guy

    • @urthegai1764
      @urthegai1764 3 роки тому

      @@lucifearical Jon tron guy?

    • @urthegai1764
      @urthegai1764 3 роки тому

      Guy

    • @lucifearical
      @lucifearical 3 роки тому

      @@urthegai1764 h m m m It appears i have misspelled and yes

    • @tora148
      @tora148 3 роки тому +2

      Schmitmar

  • @TheWigglerKing
    @TheWigglerKing Рік тому +150

    3:04 I love how everyone else at the table looks right but jontron just sticks out so much

    • @republicofengineers1983
      @republicofengineers1983 Рік тому +13

      “Knife culture” kinda looks like a drama show I’d watch on Netflix
      Seriously, I’d watch that if it was actually a show

    • @JovialSkunk
      @JovialSkunk 3 місяці тому

      How so?

    • @TheWigglerKing
      @TheWigglerKing 3 місяці тому +2

      @@JovialSkunk like everyone else is this like, clean shaven, rigid jawline, well Kempt hair, and then Jon is just, neck beard double chin, its hilarious

    • @JovialSkunk
      @JovialSkunk 3 місяці тому

      @@TheWigglerKing Fym? He looks fine

    • @TheWigglerKing
      @TheWigglerKing 3 місяці тому +2

      @@JovialSkunk I mean he looks great physically, I was merely commenting on the difference between him and the others at the table, the others look like they fit into the aesthetic they were going for of upper-class dinner, and he doesn’t fit into that particular sect of appearance, I wasn’t calling him fat or ugly, and I wasn’t calling the other people better looking than him, they just look different from each other

  • @lewisclarke2840
    @lewisclarke2840 2 роки тому +45

    Jon disguised as Santa coming down peoples chimneys and stabbing children is literally the funniest thing ever

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 роки тому +2868

    My dad owns like three swords, he just keeps them in his bedroom
    Should I be prepared to protect myself from his _relentless flurry of edge-based attacks_

    • @littlelettuce936
      @littlelettuce936 3 роки тому +104

      Trust no one my friend.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 роки тому +111

      This is how he's gonna tell you you're adopted.
      Be ready.

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 3 роки тому +61

      Wear a bright colored uniform so he can easily identify you in a melee.

    • @gyga4906
      @gyga4906 3 роки тому +51

      Just remember to shoot first and mens later.

    • @eyeaid9817
      @eyeaid9817 3 роки тому +31

      Well if he knows three sword style, well as a karate hobo once said:
      "Omae wa mou shindeiru"

  • @teclinsoro4523
    @teclinsoro4523 3 роки тому +5684

    “no money, no shit” should be on the door of those public toilets you have to pay to use

  • @killianmccartney5842
    @killianmccartney5842 Рік тому +265

    That's the same excuse I would give to a police officer. " Was it f****** cool absolutely"

    • @psychopathic_kitten1029
      @psychopathic_kitten1029 Рік тому +9

      "But officer, c'mon, that was a 360 noscope headshot! Right between the eyes! MIDAIR!!"

    • @killianmccartney5842
      @killianmccartney5842 Рік тому +1

      @@psychopathic_kitten1029 okay that was actually pretty f****** awesome

    • @JG-ce3pu
      @JG-ce3pu Рік тому +1

      You’d say “was it fu***** cool absolutely” to the cop?

    • @killianmccartney5842
      @killianmccartney5842 Рік тому

      @@JG-ce3pu yeah

    • @goldsteed8832
      @goldsteed8832 8 місяців тому

      ​@@psychopathic_kitten1029alright that was pretty rad, your free to go

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Рік тому +70

    I love how John when he gave the police officer, a voice acting role. It was immediately assumed that he was Midwestern.

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 Рік тому +8

      I think that was mostly because all the actors in Surviving Edged Weapons were clearly also midwestern.

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- Рік тому +3

      @@noesunyoutuber7680
      “Ah shiet!”

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 2 місяці тому

      Specifically, it's a Milwaukee accent, everyone is from Milwaukee, where the movie was shot

  • @JustaSimplefact
    @JustaSimplefact 3 роки тому +2143

    My best friend and mentor got stabbed by 27 knives taped together....
    He described the the experience as if he was being stabbed by 14 knives at once...
    I guess.. at a certain point... the effects stop stacking...

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 3 роки тому +183

      probably hit diminishing returns at some point, gotta keep it from being too op.

    • @trashremade1792
      @trashremade1792 3 роки тому +107

      The developers better fix this bug

    • @Bbeaucha88
      @Bbeaucha88 3 роки тому +79

      14 knives is the commonly establish upper limit on taping knives together. After 14 that's when need to start taping bees (or hornets if you want to be environmentally conscious) to the weapon.

    • @JustaSimplefact
      @JustaSimplefact 3 роки тому +59

      UPDATE: That has been determined to be correct.
      Apparently, a sliding scale has been agreed upon. When the number of improvised sharp objects surpasses 14, the damage of each additional sharp object is based on the defense rating of the armor worn by the character being attacked as well as that characters combat rating.

    • @bobybimberbod8500
      @bobybimberbod8500 3 роки тому +20

      the limit on how many damage ticks can occur simultaneously is 14 this means that duration weapons like chainsaws or a weapon that applies status effects like a rusty chainsaw can get around this

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 4 роки тому +2431

    " I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. "
    " I only survived because I watched Surviving Edged Weapons. "

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +35

      How about a magic trick?

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 4 роки тому +20

      @@davincent98 the joker did that.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +10

      @@ryanlesner4716 exactly

    • @justhuman221
      @justhuman221 4 роки тому +22

      *John wick join the chat*

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 роки тому +9

      @@justhuman221 john wicks dog has left the chat

  • @archfiend221
    @archfiend221 Рік тому +135

    The funny part is now there's a movie called violent night about Santa killing people

    • @Virtual-caveman
      @Virtual-caveman Рік тому +3

      Actually 😂

    • @thegoatedone-yu8oe
      @thegoatedone-yu8oe Рік тому +4

      Very good movie

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Рік тому +1

      Not like it’s an original concept. Silent Night, Deadly Night came out in 1984 and there’s a ton of other movies and media in general that have a killer Santa in it.

    • @masterchief8637
      @masterchief8637 Рік тому +5

      @@Strummie but granted, this killer santa is a heroic santa

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 3 місяці тому

      Oh god…

  • @SirAsshat
    @SirAsshat 2 роки тому +32

    The RLM review of this on wheel of the worst is also a classic.

  • @cheesemccheese7837
    @cheesemccheese7837 4 роки тому +2857

    mad respect for creating an entire other set for the "knife culture" joke.

    • @PurpleColonel
      @PurpleColonel 4 роки тому +128

      I'm kinda disappointed it didnt turn into a mad stabbing party

    • @mr.mondomacho6815
      @mr.mondomacho6815 3 роки тому +52

      Yo, how can I buy/stream episodes of “Knife Culture”? I’m a HUGE fan of old-timey British television!

    • @cheesemccheese7837
      @cheesemccheese7837 3 роки тому +10

      @JONATHON FISHER I wouldn't for your own sanity

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 3 роки тому

      @@cheesemccheese7837 you're name

  • @brock5485
    @brock5485 4 роки тому +8415

    Imagine being a mid-40’s woman hired specifically to act as a Satanist who gets shot in a police training video

    • @manofcultura
      @manofcultura 4 роки тому +574

      Agent: boy deborah, do I have a role for you. We’ll break you out of that jerry springier crowd member #9 rut...

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 4 роки тому +182

      HAIL SATAN

    • @x_croner
      @x_croner 4 роки тому +86

      soon tell her children that satan saved her

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 4 роки тому +309

      it wasn't an act they really just invaded a satanist hideout and shot a bitch

    • @uljk5699
      @uljk5699 4 роки тому +234

      At first, I couldn't tell if she was genuinely an in-video character or just another disguise of Jon.

  • @morkman
    @morkman 2 роки тому +25

    I was rewatching this video, as one does, and I literally got an ad for a “monthly knife club.” That’s the kind of thing young knife culturists need to know about, as it’s a solid source of edge based weapons.

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 2 роки тому +65

    Ironically, many police officers have been badly wounded when they underestimated a criminal knife. Adrenaline is crazy, and bullets have very little knockback in reality, as they tend to just go straight through a target. As a result, someone within a certain distance can still reach a person and stab them with a knife, even if they've been shot, because shock and adrenaline are preventing them from feeling pain at that moment. There was an account of a group of bank robbers who were surprised by the cops in a shootout. Every single one of them was wounded or killed in the ensuing firefight, except for one robber, who escaped and ran down the road several blocks before he stopped, and dropped dead. He had been shot in the heart, but his panic and adrenaline prevented him from even feeling the wound until he lost enough blood to collapse.

    • @googleandsusansucks
      @googleandsusansucks 6 місяців тому

      "very little knockback in reality" Oh rly. It is called stopping power and yea, guns have a lot.

    • @hansshekelstein9450
      @hansshekelstein9450 Місяць тому

      Tangently related, but once a Mexican dude survived a firing squad during the Mexican revolution, being shot literally in the skull and managed to play dead and drag himself to a church through adrenaline.

  • @sabertag6992
    @sabertag6992 4 роки тому +3110

    Can we all just appreciate that Jon got 4 other people and himself to get dressed for a fancy dinner, cooked it, dressed the table for a 4 star meal in a Victorian home, all for a 10 second gag?

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 4 роки тому +79

      SaberTag To be fair that good looks hella good

    • @kirbysuperstar5494
      @kirbysuperstar5494 4 роки тому +155

      The man takes his jokes seriously

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 4 роки тому +22

      @Illumurian that still takes time and effort in fairness

    • @ponnythedinosaur3963
      @ponnythedinosaur3963 4 роки тому +10

      SaberTag I hope he’s not back on hiatus

    • @TnT_F0X
      @TnT_F0X 4 роки тому +19

      Jon: Alright I placed a takeout order from Applebees, get in costume if you want free dinner before editing for 72 hours.

  • @stealthbeatle4945
    @stealthbeatle4945 3 роки тому +2102

    *S* - Shoot
    *M* - More Shooting
    *E* - Even More Shooting
    *N* - Nine Thousand More Shots
    *S* - Start Again!

    • @slavsterchief6224
      @slavsterchief6224 3 роки тому +45

      You sir deserve a Popeye's chicken sandwich

    • @JohnWick-sd3fd
      @JohnWick-sd3fd 3 роки тому +10

      You sir deserve a sub

    • @RealSkutti
      @RealSkutti 3 роки тому +51

      Now thats the American way.

    • @NathanielVCatan
      @NathanielVCatan 3 роки тому +5

      This technique is so effective, that it is versatile for various situation. one of which is murder and armed robbery

    • @cenizafranciskarlempleo8-a745
      @cenizafranciskarlempleo8-a745 3 роки тому +8

      Its supposed to be
      S-Shoot
      M-More shooting
      E-Even more shooting
      N-Nine more shots
      S-Start again

  • @pieguy101
    @pieguy101 Рік тому +50

    still watch this every christmas masterpeice of a video

  • @BritishTightEnd
    @BritishTightEnd 2 роки тому +5

    All the roadmen be buying copies

  • @Berd
    @Berd 4 роки тому +25771

    i would not have been able to protect my family from santa's relentless flurry of edge-based attacks. Thank you for this video

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 роки тому +2557

    God there's nothing better, nothing I love more, than a casual claymore.

    • @Madmac42069
      @Madmac42069 4 роки тому +52

      Elfin Dreamer what about a sensual scemitar ??

    • @tastierjungle4645
      @tastierjungle4645 4 роки тому +1

      Elfin Dreamer Dutlniv

    • @danialhakim6665
      @danialhakim6665 4 роки тому +28

      What about the problematic pencil?

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 4 роки тому +10

      it's more of a bastard sword to be honest...

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 роки тому +5

      @@Madmac42069 Ah fuck, I didn't think about the sensual scimitar.

  • @timmytacoburrito
    @timmytacoburrito Рік тому +7

    4:11 one my favorite skits ever

  • @martinnoreallymartin3661
    @martinnoreallymartin3661 3 місяці тому +22

    This is.... 4 years old....

    • @bear1050
      @bear1050 Місяць тому +3

      And Dollar Shave Club is even older..

    • @LordMcdonald
      @LordMcdonald Місяць тому +2

      Please don’t remind me, I’m 19 but the last 3 years have made me feel way older😢

    • @naughtiusmaximus789
      @naughtiusmaximus789 Місяць тому +1

      I love edging to my weapons!

  • @cgb6093
    @cgb6093 4 роки тому +3559

    all i got from this was
    "How to survive edged weapons"
    "use a gun."

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 роки тому +240

      If that doesn't work, use more gun

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 4 роки тому +127

      *Engineer’s guitar playing intensifies*

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 роки тому +15

      *becomes a Pikachu like this is a weird attempt at comedy*
      *uses Thunderbolt*
      *Scimitar Murderer: DEAD!*

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 4 роки тому +23

      Bubby Kins *R/ImSoRandom.* Being random is not funny, you fiend

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 4 роки тому +10

      @@absolutelyyousless7605 You tried linking a subreddit on UA-cam.... And capitalized the first "r"? Not only that, but it says "attempt at" in there, acknowledging that someone's going to participate in the "put a subreddit name on UA-cam _as the first thing you say"_ meme over my actually good advice for if by some chance, you become an Electric type. The point is that there is more than one way to defeat an enemy. You could even fight fire with fire, as chivalry had been doing. *loads pile driver-launching cannon with judicial intent*

  • @Generik97
    @Generik97 3 роки тому +761

    6:06 "If you don't get him on the first shot, you've always got four more"
    *ejects round in chamber*

    • @TheKurtkapan34
      @TheKurtkapan34 3 роки тому +84

      'I have 57 more rounds in this 4 round magazine'

    • @jbrooks124
      @jbrooks124 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheKurtkapan34 A Gus Johnson quote on a Jontron video? Awesome!!

    • @calebnorth35
      @calebnorth35 3 роки тому +1

      Same as ace here

    • @Damian_1989
      @Damian_1989 3 роки тому +6

      Is there a specific police accent, or a reference i'm not getting? The way he says to stay CAHM before approaching the BAHDDIE

    • @jbrooks124
      @jbrooks124 3 роки тому +11

      @@Damian_1989 the training video is Canadian, so he's trying to do a Canadian accent when playing the cop.

  • @J___0926
    @J___0926 3 місяці тому +3

    It breaks me every time when he tries swinging his candy cane at the glass of milk and misses the first swing😂😂

  • @pairashootpants5373
    @pairashootpants5373 Рік тому +14

    The sound of their socked feet as they "scanned" is just hilarious 😂

  • @ashwinkelly2523
    @ashwinkelly2523 4 роки тому +1826

    Nothing is more like Christmas than edge based attacks

    • @uncay2769
      @uncay2769 4 роки тому +8

      ahhh yes the perfect combination

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 4 роки тому +11

      Slavery and birth control of entire humanoid races, thats the true meaning of christmas

    • @Fvneral_moon
      @Fvneral_moon 4 роки тому +1

      @@zaikolebolsh5724 nah its edge based attacks i think

    • @realname3538
      @realname3538 4 роки тому +3

      especially in the UK!

    • @draconianwarking
      @draconianwarking 4 роки тому +1

      They ought to start selling holiday themed chainmail shirts :P

  • @Benthium
    @Benthium 4 роки тому +2051

    JonTron: Does this man just have a Claymore sitting in the corner of his house?
    Also Jontron: Has a sword right next to him in Real Ghosts

    • @joshuac.402
      @joshuac.402 4 роки тому +31

      thats some modern warfare level stuff

    • @SpikeJet2736
      @SpikeJet2736 4 роки тому +33

      You never know when Jason Voorhees might show up

    • @zom8680
      @zom8680 4 роки тому +20

      Jon mentions claymore and I'm looking for a corner mine. Goddam COD

    • @zacross8504
      @zacross8504 4 роки тому +12

      remember that time he was attacked by the scissor man? That’s why he keeps them around

    • @SpikeJet2736
      @SpikeJet2736 4 роки тому +10

      @@zacross8504 gasp... not the scissor man

  • @ianp7383
    @ianp7383 2 роки тому +7

    *Detroit Urban Survival wants to know your location*

  • @TheBodyEuphoric
    @TheBodyEuphoric 5 місяців тому +6

    "Jumpin Jehovah James, that's a Scim-tar!"

  • @moxxy3565
    @moxxy3565 3 роки тому +2897

    "Jumping Jehovah James that's a scimtar he's got."
    My new favorite sentence.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @oriolejb9774
      @oriolejb9774 2 роки тому +2

      I have to agree with you

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 2 роки тому +28

      My second favorite. For me, nothing will beat out, "And they hung in the air very much in the way that bricks don't."

    • @emeraldemperor2601
      @emeraldemperor2601 2 роки тому +3

      I just wish it was "Jumping J. Jonah Jameson!"

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 2 роки тому +1

      That’s a first for me, I’ve heard of “jumping jehovah set” but not this one

  • @viktortzarofthexbox2987
    @viktortzarofthexbox2987 3 роки тому +1678

    “The emo kid came at me with his edgy my little pony OC! I’m sure glad I knew how to repel his edge based attack!”
    -some police officer probably

  • @neal_rigga90
    @neal_rigga90 7 місяців тому +6

    I know this video is 2 years old, but I'll have to show my kids this video every Xmas, just in case Santa gets wild in the upcoming years.

  • @Twelvedemon
    @Twelvedemon 5 місяців тому +3

    Him screaming while firing the machine gun killed me 😂

  • @GregorianChatter
    @GregorianChatter 4 роки тому +3451

    Theory: Jon knew that 2020 was gonna be bad so he's now hiding in his 200 floored bunker made entirely out of flex tape and turduken.

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 4 роки тому +109

      You... You where right on.

    • @GregorianChatter
      @GregorianChatter 4 роки тому +60

      @@samurexatlas7373 yea, I'm actually scared.

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago 4 роки тому +42

      @@GregorianChatter Are you secrely psychic or something?

    • @DanielAlves-xe4om
      @DanielAlves-xe4om 4 роки тому +50

      @@shadowldrago hes a better physic than that lady on the goop show

    • @arlind5590
      @arlind5590 4 роки тому +2

      qui?

  • @MetaKaios
    @MetaKaios 4 роки тому +3041

    *S* hoot
    *M* iss
    *E* at a popsicle
    *N* ap in the snow
    *S* tart over

    • @springtrap1156
      @springtrap1156 4 роки тому +262

      So I fired again, I missed, I fired again, I missed, I passed out in the snow, I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth, I then reloaded my gun, then I fired again, I missed

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 4 роки тому +24

      Not how I spelled semen
      (Also yes I know this is a joke with the anagram)

    • @IGSA101
      @IGSA101 4 роки тому +6

      @@springtrap1156 Did you try aiming before you shot?

    • @IGSA101
      @IGSA101 4 роки тому +5

      @@phoenixgenious Original what? Is there a reference I'm missing here? I was just making a joke.

    • @fireyums
      @fireyums 4 роки тому +21

      @@springtrap1156 Long story short, missed!

  • @alderoth01
    @alderoth01 Рік тому +7

    The "SMENS" part got me 🤣! In the Army we just had Shoot, Move, Communicate 😆.

  • @user-ko2qr3dg8z
    @user-ko2qr3dg8z Рік тому +3

    I love how quickly Jon turns on James Phillips for no reason at all 😂

  • @ronpaul5319
    @ronpaul5319 3 роки тому +23728

    Huge Jontron fan. Had to leave a dislike though, everyone keeps surviving my edge based attacks now because they’ve seen this interesting and informative video

    • @PageofLegend
      @PageofLegend 3 роки тому +1288

      IKR?! My relentless flurry of edge-based attacks used to be so effective on random groups of people, but now they see it coming a mile away.

    • @collinchristensen7405
      @collinchristensen7405 3 роки тому +273

      My Dad voted for you

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 3 роки тому +357

      I used to crit 80% of the time, now I just keep getting MISSes. Thanks a lot JonTron.

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 3 роки тому +53

      @@collinchristensen7405 “SHUT UP, LARRY!!!!!!!” 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @slasher2595
      @slasher2595 3 роки тому +36

      yeah relatable

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +1221

    "Alright cadets. Now you know how to survive edged weapons. Any questions before we send you out into the field?"
    "Sargent, what if the bad guy has a blunt weapon, like a bat?"
    "... dear god..."

  • @jairosimahan4986
    @jairosimahan4986 6 місяців тому +3

    Dont get me wrong, this content Jon got nowadays is awesome. But this one is my favorite.

  • @kuru-kuru5867
    @kuru-kuru5867 2 роки тому +14

    7:38 if you put them knife as a spear shaft, you got yourself a cosmic knife spear from Dead Money

  • @friedricedonkey7209
    @friedricedonkey7209 3 роки тому +2748

    A wise friend once said "Violence is never the answer, its the question and the answer is yes."

  • @jacketylon
    @jacketylon Рік тому +11

    That laugh at 4:28 is amazing

  • @carlwhy
    @carlwhy 2 роки тому +34

    Being a cook, I was irrationally infuriated during the knife culture skit that absolutely everything was overcooked.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 роки тому +955

    *Edge based attacks*
    I hear those kind of attacks are popular with the teenagers these days

    • @mrmach6867
      @mrmach6867 4 роки тому

      Riifbioh

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 4 роки тому +12

      Damn kids and their Vidjea Games

    • @ellisellis3141
      @ellisellis3141 4 роки тому +12

      I here the popular kind of knives are throwing knives! Lol tho they never address thrown edged weapons lol like throwing stars but they address razor baseball caps!

    • @Demi-Joker
      @Demi-Joker 4 роки тому +1

      I hear the attackers always wear black

    • @winds5011
      @winds5011 4 роки тому +2

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @he8598
    @he8598 4 роки тому +2138

    It's been 2 months, I'm starting to think Jons fallen to an edge based attack.

    • @jameslew2804
      @jameslew2804 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @nichl474
      @nichl474 4 роки тому +29

      "Jons"
      How many Jons are you talking about?

    • @WellCookedPotatoes
      @WellCookedPotatoes 4 роки тому +31

      Nichl
      Every jon tron video that we see is just a look at each alternate dimension that Jon exists in

    • @zacross8504
      @zacross8504 4 роки тому +11

      No he was SMENS’d
      S - Shoot
      M -
      E -
      N -
      S -

    • @lantern_logic9676
      @lantern_logic9676 4 роки тому +7

      @@zacross8504 D - Dead???

  • @orcaboy1535
    @orcaboy1535 2 роки тому +2

    9:58 when you mistakenly wander into a high-level area in a video game and a once onshotable enemy is now nigh-immortal and starts charging at you

  • @Quib101
    @Quib101 2 роки тому +37

    As a Canadian we usually don't have guns as much as Americans, so this actually makes quite a lot of sense to have "Surviving Edged Weapons" as a official police training video.

    • @BOYHUNF
      @BOYHUNF 10 місяців тому +2

      Except if you're in Alberta at least lol

    • @Quib101
      @Quib101 10 місяців тому

      @@BOYHUNF I live in Alberta... well in a more peaceful area tho

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 2 місяці тому

      It makes sense for American cops too. People really do frequently use knives to commit crimes and attack others, even if a lot of people have guns as well.
      Or did you mean like, Canadian police doesn't have guns? That's the only way it could be more for them to watch this video than it is for any other cop

  • @wills4141
    @wills4141 4 роки тому +303

    Completely appropriate response to some dude without a badge claiming to be a "cop" and yelling "police department, come answer the doooooor"!

    • @MickGallJr
      @MickGallJr 4 роки тому +2

      Hippity Hoppity Get off my Property.

  • @Nothingness886
    @Nothingness886 4 роки тому +1502

    "SMENS" sounds like a some sentence spliced gibberish heard in YTPs.

  • @codkiller2025
    @codkiller2025 Рік тому +9

    We're one minute in and Santa is shanking kids. God I love this channel

  • @fortissears5388
    @fortissears5388 Місяць тому +2

    It's funny how the whole thing talks about "edge-based attacks", but it's mostly worried about you getting STABBED.

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 4 роки тому +752

    It's a little funny knowing that someone in JonTron's editing team now has "angry asian baby" and "knife png" in their search history.

    • @user-hh3wr8wh9x
      @user-hh3wr8wh9x 4 роки тому +7

      Oh my God, is Jontron on hiatus again? I swear this man is like Hunter x Hunter

    • @ZaJaClt
      @ZaJaClt 4 роки тому +2

      production value is amazing

    • @m4d_b0t88
      @m4d_b0t88 4 роки тому +2

      I'm laughing at this too much this is so funny you're a comedy genius!!!!! Also I think those 2 pictures are in the files of the potential threat.

    • @Mr.Mousey
      @Mr.Mousey 4 роки тому

      I think for THOSE kinds of searches you would be using private browser

    • @rainbowsparkle122
      @rainbowsparkle122 4 роки тому

      @@user-hh3wr8wh9x trust me being a long time jontron fan it dosnt surprise me anymore it's probably going to be about a year till he returns

  • @Mare_Man
    @Mare_Man 4 роки тому +278

    "Man's got an unquenchable thirst for thrustin'"
    -Jon, 2019

    • @slein1055
      @slein1055 4 роки тому +5

      Non-sexual thrusting

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 роки тому +4

      Thrustin' for a bustin'

  • @trumpetman2327
    @trumpetman2327 4 місяці тому +10

    No one would be able to stop my edging.

  • @BurningAzure
    @BurningAzure 2 роки тому +4

    6:43-6:53, The chronicle.of a Type Moon fan.

  • @unknownspectator5925
    @unknownspectator5925 4 роки тому +689

    Guy at airport disguises butterfly knife as two pen
    Airport security and John: HE JUST KILLED THE MAN WITH PENS!!!

  • @kf160k160
    @kf160k160 4 роки тому +667

    Each time I hold a knife, I am thinking of my ancestors way back in Neolitic.

    • @chknsoupcalypso2850
      @chknsoupcalypso2850 4 роки тому +3

      seeni gzty uh

    • @Silentsam90
      @Silentsam90 4 роки тому +17

      "My ancestors are smiling at me copper, can you say the same?"

    • @jesuschrist9513
      @jesuschrist9513 4 роки тому +9

      @David L One Imperial's terrorist is another Nord's Stormcloak

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 4 роки тому

      seeni gzty
      Loser

    • @noahsmind4009
      @noahsmind4009 4 роки тому +3

      **holds knife** HMM, HOPE MY WIFE HASNT BEEN EATEN BY A DINOSAUR YET

  • @TheAHuman
    @TheAHuman 3 місяці тому +2

    This video will always be my favorite JonTron video, the quality of the jokes is on a different level than all the others.

  • @oscardelarenta9647
    @oscardelarenta9647 2 роки тому +4

    Police-Instructor Jon’s dialect is lowkey the funniest bit 😂 so on point!!

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 4 роки тому +538

    “Potential threat”
    “British”
    “Dead meme”
    best credits. I m ded

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому +15

      The British was the most important cast member

    • @MikeLezamaOro
      @MikeLezamaOro 4 роки тому +8

      Don't forget Mike tho

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 роки тому +5

      @@MikeLezamaOro
      Hey I'm mike
      And I'm not so mike

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 4 роки тому +1

      as a mike this is accurate, always Mike A and Mike B

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 2 роки тому +3

    9:38
    The “Hail Satan” bit makes me lose it every time, I swear.

  • @cyborgninja5489
    @cyborgninja5489 8 місяців тому +7

    Jon's gun effects look really good.

    • @Tacdelio
      @Tacdelio 25 днів тому

      thats an 870 salient arms "shotgun". its not a real shotgun. it cant fire real shotgun shells, it's used for effects and training purposes.

  • @jordantheoneandonly3880
    @jordantheoneandonly3880 4 роки тому +1239

    I like how Jon credited himself as “dead meme” at the end

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 роки тому +51

      b r i t i s h
      m i k e
      m i k e
      n o t m i k e

    • @Doltern_
      @Doltern_ 4 роки тому +30

      or the crazy looking guy as a potential threat

    • @jogos4ever801
      @jogos4ever801 4 роки тому +32

      industrial light and magic

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 4 роки тому +14

      Hey, you watched the fucking video too?

    • @unrelentingawesomeness7501
      @unrelentingawesomeness7501 4 роки тому

      Crazy how I saw that too 😂🤪

  • @PlumEXE
    @PlumEXE 4 роки тому +879

    I shouldn’t have resonated with “british”, “not mike”, and “potential threat” so much

    • @nicklion91
      @nicklion91 4 роки тому +18

      Quick question, how do you avoid resonating with "British"? Just like not acknowledge the queen, stop drinking tea. God forbid!

    • @CaptainCrutch
      @CaptainCrutch 4 роки тому +2

      Eric González Now I understand why I have no desire to see the UK...

    • @ivanspinelli7768
      @ivanspinelli7768 4 роки тому +3

      So uhhh... Would you happen to be a potential british threat whose name isn't Mike?

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l 4 роки тому

      @@nicklion91 God save the queen!

    • @BDR123
      @BDR123 4 роки тому +2

      I KNEW IT! YOURE THE INFAMOUS POTENTIAL BRITISH INDIVIDUAL WHO DOESNT HAPPEN TO BE CALLED MIKE!
      OR "PBIWDHTBCM" FOR SHORT

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 2 роки тому +8

    Love those old documentary narrator voices. so nostalgic.

  • @RustoKomuska
    @RustoKomuska Рік тому +6

    That part where Jon writes a parking ticket was the best

  • @obergfamily9049
    @obergfamily9049 3 роки тому +1116

    The "Knife Culture" set was so elaborate it wasn't worth the some 8 second joke.

    • @monolith253
      @monolith253 3 роки тому +73

      Jon is very dedicated

    • @electricshield2184
      @electricshield2184 3 роки тому +3

      @@monolith253 KONO DIO DA

    • @thespianmask8451
      @thespianmask8451 3 роки тому +28

      Nah they just decided to film how they normally eat dinner every day. No biggie.

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 3 роки тому +20

      Thats always kinda part of the joke to me though the amount of effort he puts into these 10-15 second throwaway bits

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 роки тому +9

      This is JonTron you're talking about, there's at least one of those in each episode

  • @jameslegglue6182
    @jameslegglue6182 3 роки тому +2446

    I'm almost confident that Jon just goes down to a local thrift store and looks through the vhss to see what he can make a video of

    • @erictiedemann4797
      @erictiedemann4797 3 роки тому +19

      And yet it keeps bringing us back

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +28

      @The Johnnie Walker good, Jon's 10x funnier that 3 bros and a sex offender or whatever that channel was called.

    • @Battouga
      @Battouga 3 роки тому +21

      @@apassionatenerd.3564 Haha did they shit all over your favourite movie or something? The only one giving off weird vibes here is you. Sarcasm is hard to understand for those on the spectrum and Jon's humour is more literal.

    • @medicalcal
      @medicalcal 3 роки тому +7

      @@Battouga :D are you also on the spectrum?

    • @alcoholic2652
      @alcoholic2652 3 роки тому +5

      @@apassionatenerd.3564 You are touched in the head.

  • @schmee9025
    @schmee9025 2 роки тому +5

    3:25 breaking bad lookin different...

  • @ethanhill5973
    @ethanhill5973 Рік тому +31

    am i the only one that noticed that the airport guy at 8:33 had a butterfly knife with handles that look like pens

  • @nonamea9177
    @nonamea9177 3 роки тому +2886

    Nothing like watching a Christmas special in august

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 роки тому +1283

    *_knife culture_*

  • @edgusmus7882
    @edgusmus7882 2 роки тому +5

    Ah, perfect, the best christmas video to both fire up the holiday spirit and survive santa

  • @nebulawolf4285
    @nebulawolf4285 Рік тому +9

    edge based attacks sounds like another term for what a quiet kid would do

  • @rtfnf
    @rtfnf 4 роки тому +15167

    Welcome to JonTron. Where every episode is a holiday special because he only uploads once every 5 months. Edit: This is a JOKE I’m JOKING stop getting so heated in the cooments

    • @keyshaun5015
      @keyshaun5015 4 роки тому +63

      @Blue why

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie 4 роки тому +88

      Swearing Christian I mean he uploaded 19 videos last year so that’s a bit off.

    • @gabesgameplay7272
      @gabesgameplay7272 4 роки тому +33

      Jack Nope

    • @owo9644
      @owo9644 4 роки тому +7

      persicly

    • @gabesgameplay7272
      @gabesgameplay7272 4 роки тому +11

      Jack Prob Not But Yeah Could Be A Chance You Just Said It Like It Happened Already

  • @TheMovieCave
    @TheMovieCave 4 роки тому +1379

    Say jay have you seen any good movies recently?

    • @JuanHerrera-dl7dp
      @JuanHerrera-dl7dp 4 роки тому +120

      This reminds me of that Star Trek episode where Data gets stab to death

    • @gavin_k
      @gavin_k 4 роки тому +74

      Thaaaaat's right, Mike.

    • @Joseph_Tacos
      @Joseph_Tacos 4 роки тому +64

      FUCK YOU ITS (almost) JANUARY!!!

    • @riotmcdohl1873
      @riotmcdohl1873 4 роки тому +16

      THANK YOUUU. I came to make a similar comment.

    • @blairdonnachie2092
      @blairdonnachie2092 4 роки тому +13

      @@Joseph_Tacos Are yo gonna edit this coment on januart 1st?

  • @srddnrsmn7320
    @srddnrsmn7320 7 місяців тому +2

    Coming back years later just to comment that this is the greatest UA-cam thumbnail of all time.

  • @xavierjohn495
    @xavierjohn495 Рік тому +2

    Evaluate part of smens is my favorite Jon tron segment of all time that face he makes is just perfect, and the casual “yeah I shot him” kills me evrrytine

  • @Collin0529
    @Collin0529 3 роки тому +3579

    I guess knifes are no longer cutting edge technology.
    Be safe this Christmas hoped you studied this video well!
    November of 2021: Hello my brothers and sisters I have returned, I hope you guys have a safe Christmas this year!

  • @dumbassweeb5702
    @dumbassweeb5702 4 роки тому +1262

    “LADY TURN AROUND!!!!!”
    “Hail Satan!”
    “TURN AROUND!!!!!”
    *turns around with a knife, on knees, 50 feet away*
    *launches a nuke at the lady’s exact position*

    • @frostwickedpaw2218
      @frostwickedpaw2218 4 роки тому +35

      Gatling gun, assault rifle with drum mags, grenade launcher, home made pipe bomb, acid jars, etc.... But nuke ...a bit excessive

    • @robertcapestany6019
      @robertcapestany6019 4 роки тому +6

      @shameless furry Weird? Not really. Weard? Absolutely.

    • @lovaszaron3138
      @lovaszaron3138 4 роки тому +2

      @@frostwickedpaw2218 Okay, then a mini-nuke.

    • @incog2532
      @incog2532 4 роки тому +4

      TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!!!

    • @fatmonke4774
      @fatmonke4774 4 роки тому +2

      SMENS