Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Richard McMiller - Skullboy #1
Joseph Hernandez - Hobo/Skullboy #2
Kate McGarrigle - Skullgirl
Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director/Writer/Lead Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer
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Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Melanie Licata - Make-Up Artist/Special Effects
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Mike Butler - Art PA
Kevin Zobronso - Literally Epic Guy
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Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.
But does Dan use a 2.5 letter spacing?
Aaaaakroid!
@@theblackbaron4119 That's a weird name. Just thought I'd point that out.
Same
“That’s a weird name.” Says
ARTHUR MOE-MUX-HAGI
I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”
Ombre Nightcores since childhood I’ve been fascinated by vodka
Since childhood I’ve been an alcoholic
IKR
Dan, age 3
Alcoholic
Tbh wouldn't surprise me
Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy
"Listen my friend there is a ghost trying to kill us bro. Take this vodka its alone to go dangerous"
He DOES think Ghostbusters was real in a way. A lot of the jargon was based on contemporary supernatural writing, which Aykroyd was an expert on.
Are you ready to get reamed up the butthole by your precious aliens?
@@marcuswalters8093I mean, he helped write it and everything
@@TMF979Resurge Hell dan’s father is a ghost author and his father is a medium
"it's not double distilled, not triple distilled, it's quadruple distilled" *looks down at my $5 fifth of McCormick Vodka that is also quadruple distilled*
but is it filtered with diamonds tho
@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*
@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*
@@KUNAIfever which is completely useless
Guys, guys. The cool skull bottle.
All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."
Forreal, he probably would have sold way more.
Paco LeTaco lolol
If he said that i would have buyed it.
“Drink the vodka” slowly though guys
bongs
“Somewhere between antiseptic and poison”
Technically, it’s both.
In a pinch, you CAN use vodka to sanitize a cut. The catch is that it MUST be at least 100 proof, which most vodkas are not.
sandakureva so don’t buy shit vodka bro
@@sandakureva 50 percent alcohol? Can that really sanitize cuts? I mean, most of my rubbing alcohols are 70% at least.
@@WingMaster562 there is such a thing as "good enough for emergencies" when it comes to antiseptic.
@@humanitysucks4025 Of course if that's the case. Anything > nothing
My favorite bit is that the skull talked to the lady, presumably psychically, but couldn’t do that through a closet door.
Didn't you know? A closet door is a natural ghost repellent
@@aidengeneralaide it’s like the aliens from Signs, doors bamboozle ghosts
Maybe it has to see her, or be seen by her, to be able to talk to her
Or, maybe it can still talk to her from the closet, and she's just trying to ignore it
Either one sounds like a great premise for a joke or comedic bit
catra best girl
@@deuceydee3506 Or maybe...hear me out...she's out of her damn mind!
"Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.
*Navajo
Do you still spell Navajo as "Navaho", I gotta know
Please answer the question I need to know
Please. We need to know whether or not you know about the j. Come back to us lucky.
@@Bluejay-ft3ki because that's how it's pronounced
"This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull."
Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.
Run
You'll be the next bottle model.
*RUN*
Now might be a good time to invest in a shotgun.
Just changed it to 666 likes.... perfect
@@wamlythecrabgod2199 with holy ammo
dan aykroyd wasn’t acting in ghostbusters. that was just him being him, everyone had to work round him
“Oh dang it, Dan thinks he’s busting ghosts again. Right fellas go along with it while we get these cameras rolling.”
Ghostbusters was originally about underappreciated custodians, but Dan kept pretending that his vacuum was a proton pack, so they went with that instead.
@@joshtatko4806 and the original name was room dusters
It was actually supposed to be a serious investigation docudrama but Dan just wandered onto the set and started yelling about ghosts so they had to restructure the whole movie around him
@@tommykarrick9130 something about a serial killer that worked as a janitor with severe delusions about ghosts and poltergeists, but Dan was so compelling in his ghost slaying delusions they just had to change the script.
Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.
Wow, so the crystal head isnt merely crystal, it's (Herkimer) diamond head vodka
@@tehpurplepills *with no added glycol
Are you sure the bottles are made of quartz? Most commercial glass is not quartz, and quartz glassware for lab use (due to its transparency to UV) is quite expensive. Most glass contains silica (quartz) mixed with other ingredients to make it feasible to produce at scale.
@@SkigBiggler Ah, I guess you’re right. I forgot that it’s only the kind of glass Pyrex used that’s chemically identical to quartz. Glass and quartz are both silica-based, but I forgot about the additives in other types of glass
@@techi9818 Pyrex is Borosilicate Glass, typically used in lab glassware and cooking stuff because it has a high tolerance for thermal cycling. Has boron trioxide as an additive.
Everytime dan mentions the glycol I cant help but think about the "asbestos free cereal" joke
boneless pizza
Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped
The year is 2033. The world's first constantly self-distilling vodka hits the market, sending society in a tailspin. Riots break out in the streets and people are killed. Dan Aykroyd cannot be stopped.
@@tomemeornottomeme1864
The year is 2034.
Dan Akroyd's Ancient Skull Vodka is so pure, it has melted both the glasses and the distillery itself. The vodka has gained life, reproducing itself.
Anyone who touches the vodka is blasted into oblivion. The vodka is God's true form, and They are Cruel.
@@davidrowland902 May the Vodka Gods have mercy on our souls in these darkening times.
The year is 2136, the mighty God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul has conquered nation after nation. His mighty army of death cultists march in his wake, wielding only the sacrament of the self distilling miracle vodka. Those who refuse to partake of its majesty are sacrificed to appease the God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul, their skulls fashioned in to new vessels for the blessed spirit.
100% BUTTFUCK INSANE
“Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now
So enlightened, she's probably in the most comfortable state of relaxation on the couch and speaking a language us unenlightened plebs call "slurred speech".
And all of Russia are living Buddhas.
I guess that explains what happened to my dad. With that much vodka it wouldn't be unreasonable if he ascended to a higher plane of existence.
next they'll tell me my dad was raptured while buying cigarettes
erased herkimer diamonds aren’t real diamonds they are clear quartz
I just realized Jon completely forgot he could have called Rick Moranis. This could all have been avoided. Silly Jon
@@Callahan-zg6jnI'm sure the rookie from the video game and his Chicago ghostbusters could take a plane and get to New york.
I kinda wish we'd seen Jon actually try the vodka.
He did. The reason why we didn't see it is because, like the rest of us, Jon enjoys getting drunk in peaceful privacy. That being said, I would kill to see Jon drunk.
19:05 well he did say it was „actually pretty good“
Actually, I kinda wished he tried it too...
@@TRSRMWell, we know it can make you drunk, because that's all a "good" vodka does. You drink it, it tastes as close to water as possible, and you are drunk.
Can't wait for soulja vodka
its gonna be water with fluoride in it.
Skullja vodka
It's just the crystal skull again but with DNL in it
Lmao
It'll be tap water stolen from nintendo
I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.
Ghosts AND aliens. Two very different things.
That's Dan Aykroyd in a nutshell.
And crazy people like you... 😅😂🤣🙃
The Aliens clearly lost control of their "Vehicle" at Roswell in 1947 , because of this intergalactic intoxicating substance.
I mean if any celebrity is going to go from introduction to ghosts and aliens it would be Dan Aykroyd
I was worried at first when Jon got the insanely increased production quality because lots of creators can lean on that and the actual writing and comedy takes a hit but he's just consistently hysterical and uses the set so well
The fact that Jon did the math to prove Dan's literally worth more than diamonds speaks volumes
*Jon's interns.
Speaks grams
“No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.”
It’s called the Placebo Effect
Verde the Star Warrior it’s called dan Akroyd had a gun pointed at them
@T.P.A The Peoples Army "high energy crystals"
>not snake oil
@T.P.A The Peoples Army What I said has nothing to do with Jon. What I said is that the idea of "high energy" rocks is BS.
@T.P.A The Peoples Army and you are?
T.P.A The Peoples Army “the supernatural and how to party” We did it boys. We found the target audience for this drink.
Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"
I don't think it is the same. I mean herkimer diamonds are just quarts. I think it is more like new age-y hippy crap. "Infused with the power of healing crystals" and what not.
Quite honestly Dan targeted the core consumers of hard alcohol quite brilliantly. Which is to say, batshit insane childless heathens who are into tarot cards
Another fine-tuned judgment from the sane religious community: drinking wine is something only childless heathens do. Tarot cards are read by a person who claims they know the meanings in the constellations...the ten commandments were read by a person who said they came from a god that no one else saw.
If it were in a plastic half-gallon jug like Kasser's or Bankers club...then for the love of god, remind me you at least bothered to filter it.
He shoulda just stfu and skipped straight to the parts where he's Dan Aykroyd and this is a motherfuckin glass skull full of degreaser you can safely mix in orange juice.
That's hilarious!
i saw this at Total Wine the last time i was there, and decided to pick it up purely because of this video. i must admit it’s some of the smoothest vodka i’ve ever tasted, and the bottle makes an awesome planter. just fill it with water and put a few pothos trimmings in it.
tl;dr: bought it for the meme and was pleasantly surprised
Good Ending
Lol the bottle has more worth than the Vodka it seems.
I actually went and bought one of the single shot bottles of this! I was completely shocked at how good it tasted. I usually don't like vodka because it's just like isopropyl water, but I took this one straight and it was completely not-terrible.
He may be one crazy SOB but he picked a good vodka to out his name on
weird, I usually drink vodka because it tastes like antiseptic
I mean, it _is_ good, which is why it's still around, but that doesn't make this less insane.
im just wonder what part of split personality disorder, amnesia, and dependency are good
Honestly? you gotta respect the man. Made his name with Ghostbusters, then made a creepy themed vodka and it's a damn good product in a cool looking bottle. Respect
@@gokuxsephiroth4505
a. was the last member they cast
b. the story of the skulls was debunked and the people charged with fraud.
c. vodka, but alcohol in general is the easy way to control masses, destroy your brain, prolong a families multi generational pathology, spend a life compensating for something that only exists in your head, get stabbed in your sleep, or eat out of a garbage can. oh and give up trying to live.
d. if you give me half of what you got to say the last part ill take ths down.
e. respect is what you lost for yourself the day you bought that bottle. dont go writing about how great that bs just to be able look at yourself. bet you do this all the time wwith a bunch of thing by now. your respect means nothing if you dont respect yourself.
A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka
Because its a limoncello.
@@bmo14lax Danny Delimon
Because it has no vodka in it
Should have made wine and called it Danny DeVino
@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Absolute fucking legend
As a guy who knows a single Navajo story, I can in fact confirm that Navajo stories make more sense than whatever Dan Ackroyd is saying.
As a guy who indeed grew up w Navajo culture, Dan ackeroids is a looney butt fuck of a man, but he’s cool I guess.
I think Dan Ackeryroid's ramblings are 100% buttfuck insane, and I didn't grow up with the Navajo.
If that means anything. Probably not.
I’m confused
As someone who isn't Navajo but am Native American and know quite a few Navajo stories...I can say even though they can be quite weird, they definitely do not touch any where near the levels of insanity that Ackyroid is at. I think we can all agree that, that man has went on "spirit walk" in his early years, and has never ever returned.
@Spastik no u
I watched the newest ghostbusters movie and I saw Dan aykroyd and I couldn’t help but think about how crazy he is, had me off my ass
i liked that stantz owned some sort of wacky antiques emporium and subscribed to the kid’s conspiracy podcast. that was all a very deliberate in-joke by the writers.
@@MacIntoshMann Well he did have the occult store in the old movies too if i recall correctly
Ray's Occult or something
@@azuretangeson7128 Ray's Occult Bookstore. He owns it in the comics too.
How does one Ass Off?
I found it odd that Egon was the one deemed crazy about Gozar returning. I get it was to work with Harold Remis passing away
"I wish you put glycol in this, cause I can feel my bones melting." Shit had me rolling!!! Pure gold! 😂😂😂😂
Holy shit three uploads all within a year
Which year?
Error CE-34878-0 @
@@CordovanSplotchVT I think he means within the span of 12 months, not a literal year.
oof
2091 😐
I love the fact that jontron is basically a high production show
I like the new direction it's taking. It's going from just talking about Videogames and game-related stuff to "hey, check this crazy shit I found out!"
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Well that was his attitude with his games to begin with so yeah
Better than most Hollywood movies in my opinion
Lol I read it and thought you said he made it and intended it to be for high people to watch. And I'm just like "yeah I do enjoy watching it while I'm high."
*Reads again
Oh.
Grimm Livingston
In your defense, you were probably high.
I was in the theatre and during the previews dan came on for a psa about covid safety, and beside him he had a bottle of his vodka. Barely in frame, no mention of it, it was just kinda there and it was hilarious
I need to watch that
Dan knows what hes doing lmao
Dan may be crazy but he's the type of crazy you want to have a beer with.
2:20 "The crystal head bottle was designed with a pure spirit in mind." a pure spirit in mind.. a pure spirit(vodka) in mind(the skull)
Clever
Dan you sneaky bastards
And they say he's retired from comedy
@@theauiditor9720 Its nothing special although I got 3/5 of the skulls (Aurora, black and clear) I filled them with this polish 76% vodka after I finished them
D I'm just saying it's clever
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”
The eagle spreads for the didlo
What
@@masterzoroark6664 this is some furry stuff right here.
honestly someone there has a sense of humor
This is why Canada is the best where’s America’s dildo town?
I love how his pitch boils down to: "It's not flavoured vodka, it's vodka," as though that makes it worth buying.
That skit where he went outside into the city always have me in stitches.
i love the effort you've been putting into your sets. solid quality man
White diamond in a nutshell
13:17
I know right XD
Keep the 666 likes because dan problably thinks you’re possessed by the vodka devil
WHERE DID HE FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HOW DID HE TURN IT INTO A METHLAB. Or something, I didn't pay too much attention to the plot of the joke.
I mean look at the set of New York it must have cost a lot.
I’m a senior in high school and my English teacher was lecturing about satire and ethos pathos and logos in Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.”
He was showing examples of satire and the methods of persuasion by showing us commercials, and I asked if he knew about Dan Aykroyd’s commercial, and I got him to play it. It started with Dan’s supernatural ramblings, and my teacher asked, “and this is a vodka commercial?”
Yep.
Is that the writing by Swift where he mentions eating children? As satirical as it was, it certainly freaked me out 🤣 but anyways I think any sensible man would question whether this is even a commercial for alcohol...
@@viddykhaos2896 Sorta, he advocated the impoverished irish selling their unwanted children to the english as food. It was satirizing the heartless attitude the english had towards the plight of the poor, starving irish population.
@@SeruraRenge11 Okay, yeah I remember now. God, that was a disturbing piece of literature.
@@viddykhaos2896 He was an Irish patriot, and was trying to bring to attention the suffering of his people in as blunt a way as possible.
Imagine having to be a senior in the year 2020, hope u have a nice graduation I’m AC or CP or whatever the fuck shit elsesjan
“Perfect time to put up Frosty” - Dan, Christmas with the Kranks.
3:48 the way Jon looks at the camera like "are you watching this?" Makes me laugh every time 😂
"Why is it a skull, why is it accurate, why does it matter?"
It looks fucking sick bro
And it also ups the price from $23 for a normal bottle to $45 just because of the bottle.
@@kyrax9462 worth
@@kyrax9462 Skull.
I would pour out the vodka and use it just to drink water like a badass.
@@genesis4322 I love skulls and wanna gift it to someone who'd get a laugh
You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.
@Guiep it's like most other things: Air Jordans for example are just cheaply made sneakers. The price comes from the name. Those bottles are also pretty collectible.
I would totally buy one just for the bottle. I don't care if it's shit vodka inside. Grab some friends and some coke and spend the night ribbing on Dan Aykroyd.
Would make a good conversation piece later, too. Some asks what's up with the skull bottle, and you can tell them all about the weird shit Dan's on.
So yeah... kinda worth the $50 imo.
@Guiep It's not a scam, because you get exactly what it says on the box: One 750ml glass skull with 750ml of vodka inside. He doesn't even pretend like it's magical, despite the fact that Dan believes in the real crystal skulls. It's literally just a flashy bottle inspired by the legend. The vodka is pretty decent honestly
@@differentbutsimilar7893 The vodka is high quality in my opinion. It's also literally award winning. Not that i would buy it all the time ($50 is steep), but it's you are getting some value for your money
@@differentbutsimilar7893 its good vodka, and when done the bottle is fun to carry around my drinks for fun lol
I actually bought this vodka as a joke gift for my friend, we drank it and it is actually amazing 🤣, no fragrance, really smooth and a subtle vanilla aftertaste
I drank a different batch then. I hated it.
If you are pro-fancy bottle Vodka, find Ocean
Jon called the death of late night TV, years ago.
Very impressive.
Dan Aykroyd: *watches kingdom of the crystal skull*
Also Dan Aykroyd: "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk"
Jon Tron: **watches plinkett review**
same comment slightly differed from last Jontron video...oh ur so fucking funny and original
@@Locke3OOO or RLM in general, this Crystal Skull stuff was in the Ghostbusters 2016 Half in the Bag and you have the later Surviving Edged Weapons featured on BOTW which Jon did a video on....not a bad thing though, creators can "double dip" if the content is different enough, which in Jon's case it is
So Indiana Jones was a documentary?
Alexander The Great uh yeah of course
No, we’re the documentory
Yeah. And the warehouse and giant ants and russian tanks with saws on the front? All 100% real actually happened.
Doktor Kritzisch can’t forget the killer tomatoes the hot tomato girl was the first super crown
Mind=Blown
I love how everybody is talking about the glycol but nobody is think about how alcohol in general is anti-freeze? In fact glycole is just another form of ethanol, which is the conventional alcohol everybody knows. Glycole and ethanol have the same effects of making you drunk and the same health risks.
9:51 aged like fine wine
the production value is higher than youtube red shows
Y e s
Thats because they arent looking to make high quality content
I saw the intro and realized "hey, this is better than half the cartoons I watched as a kid". Glad to see youtubers are a genuine form of entertainment at this point and not just a side gig
Jokes on him, I filter my vodka through my kidney stones.
MAKEANDEATGUMMYLEECHES!! *Dies* How did you die was it the gummy leeches
@@lowpolyrender612 ď44444444444 33of
Oh-
Jokes on you, I filter my vodka through my tumours
Well well well we meet again fellow picture user
Why is every line that Jon says, an instant meme 😆
Because he is the memes
It's a snowball. His writers know what kind of things would probably be used as gif reactions etc, which is easy to make widespread when you start with a popular show that's gonna make the line recognizable and therefore relatable, and Jon knows how to emphasize/exaggerate lines so they plant the seed in your brain to want to start using it as a meme.
It's a product.
19:02 I love how after all of this, at the very end Jon is just like "It actually is pretty good Vodka tho"
"Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is 1 0 0 P E R C E N T B UT T- F U C K I N S A N E."
Austin Jones this was definitely my favorite bit
Epic
3:18
literally my favorite part
It sounds like he's saying "Sane" instead of "Insane" tho.
In 60 seconds, Dan casually discussed manifestation of will, apparitions, alien sightings and astral projection like he was just discussing the weather.
Well on Tuesday we are going to experience some alien rainfall, with some ghost ectoplasm. However tonight we will be having some glass vodka snow.
And that's why he's awesome on Rogan lol
I really thought the twilight theme was gonna play at the end 😂
Colbert saying ‘I’m pumped to see Solo’ is still funny after all these years
“Crystal Head vodka would like to geolocate you.”
Dan Akroyd: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
The Bit Gamer 2 I know this is old but only flash fans get that joke lol
Reminds me of the 7 days abs, with the next step being the 6 days abs whoaooo...amazing. Why not filter that vodka a thousand times, through shit diamonds gold platinum Bill Gates.
When iread this the scene comes
How are the Ghostbusters supposed to show up at your house?
*aykroyd
"A symbol of life"
_definitely fits a skull_
Well, circle of life. Circle of death. Because....you know...
I know skulls are often associated with death, but a skull also protects your brain and thus keeps you alive.
kremit the frog technically since we *are* our brains, our life is inside our skull brooooo
Are you the new justin y.
Are u the new Justin Y
"There's gotta some other Ghostbusters I can call right?"
*Remembers the remake*
"On second thought, Dan will do."
I tried it. Very good if not the best for the price. And the bottle is remarkably detailed, by the way. It's like anatomically correct.
From a Russian user confirmed. Ayyyy hell yeah I was looking to see if anyone had tried it I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime
@@brandoncox2828 I'm Latvian tho. I doubt they have it in Russia nowadays :[
It is a cool bottle though.
Totally not biased.
I see, I have prostate cancer!
YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
BY
THE BAMBOOZLER
look into shiver vodka. you might learn some things about Dan Aykroyd. Quite the rabbit hole.
same
Spook Skellington
You look ready for swim suit season.
What’s your workout routine?
The bottles are child skull sized: I guess sweatshop workers have more than one use.
I don't even get a full sized skull, bloody rip off
Haa! Nice
Wait, that's illegal
*Reduce, Re-use, Recycle*
@@lazyliongames5858 not in japan
This man’s jokes are so fucking good.
i don't think any youtube videos have the same kind of rewatchability that jontron videos have. i frequently rewatch the last 6+ years of jontron videos
i like how he went from glycol is a cousin to antifreeze to straight up “other people put antifreeze in their vodka”
It’s funny as well because he’s basically just saying that they’re both organic compounds so he might as well say that people put TNT and Meth in Vodka
you can also use alcohol itself as antifreeze lol
@@Dan-sb2fb meths good too
Man, you won't believe me if I told ya what you can drink instead of alcohol if there isn't any. And antifreeze is just one thing.
They do tho. Most cheap liquors have all kinds of crap added.
I was honestly not prepared for the amount of lore behind this vodka
Same. I was completely speechless.
I was shocked at all of that said and he wasn't drunk at all. I was stunned that he could improve his level of batshit crazy.
So today I went and bought a bottle of this stuff and while the taste is definitely a quality vodka I would like to point out to Dan that the bottle that was made with such "quality and complexity" has a clearly visible line marking where the mold it was made in connected. My qualifications for knowing that it is made in a mold is that I am a third generation antique dealer and spent the majority of my childhood with my father and grandfather at flea markets and garage sales picking over and evaluating items, particularly glassware.
Jon is the only youtuber I come back to YEARS after making these and watch them over and over. The comedy really just is timeless. My favorite youtuber.
The “Ghost of Late-Night Television” gag is so underrated.
And it ages perfectly
yeah talk show hosts are annoying.
what was kimmel saying lol some stupid shit about streamers?
@@mattdekker5693 Yup.
Conan is gone I'm out
" as a mom I want whats best for my children, so I choose Dan aykroyds crystal vodka with no sweeteners and no added preservatives, just clean healthy vodka"
Dicking ton I would say this quote is clearly from a Russian mother, but, as Jon pointed out, there are no liquor stores that sell the stuff in Russia. (Although... she could probably have the stuff imported)
@@billtenth5805 no no no its a joke, u know, generic american commercial about a child's snack.
:{D
Better serve them flex tape too while you're at it
@@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 I'll have to make sure that its not GMO, sugar free and has a positive to health,
Because being a soccer mom really is hard work, especially when it comes to healthy bodies and strong minds.
;)
I wanna start a vodka company where to slogan is; Its just Vodka.
Ok but it's actually a damn good tasting vodka! Very smooth and lovely to drink on its own
I'm no scientist or geologist, but pretty sure diamonds don't filter anything, they're just shiny rocks. You poured vodka over shiny rocks and then sold it to people, Dan you be crazy.
I only drink stuff that touch diamonds
its not even real diamonds. Its quartz crystal. So they basically just poured it over some rocks
@@Nantosuelta *googles it*
I mean, you're right. But, they are exceptionally rare rocks. No joke. They're only found in three or four places in the world.
I mean.... coal filtering is a thing... and so is sand filtering. . Wouldn't be surprised if filtering through diamonds (albeit fake diamonds) had some filtering effect
ah yes let me filter potato alcohol through dental drill heads
Can't wait till Jon releases his own Vodka, the Soulja Crystal Flex Skull.
Did he even receive the one he purchase online since the soulja boi game was pull out
To show you the power of our vodka, i sawed this skull in half!
.....in a can
*he's just a kid with a dream*
Perfect for children with no necks!
@The Dude yes
Johns cough at 10:10 sounds exactly like one of those old timey car horns.
It took me 4 years to notice the distorted beat when he is pouring the vodka over dan is the ghostbusters theme
Dan akroyds ad sounds like my 5th grade essay about ghosts
So.. were you assigned to write about Ghosts or was it a "Choose your own topic" type thing?
What grade did you get?
Is it real and can we read it?
@@hewhobattles8869 as you would guess it was a choose your own
@@jewmin7810 can we read it
A third Jontron video in 1 month? Truly, we have been blessed.
You see the outline of his penis in this vid too!
lets just leave him to think about what he said
There is gamer girl bath water, but then there is Dan Aykroyd crystal head vodka
4:36 “my source is rhat I made it the fuck up.”
"Dan came up with the idea to filter the vodka through diamonds"
*Uses Herkimer, a known fake diamond*
...I... what joke do I make about that that it doesn't make itself?
Some jokes just make themselves
he's a comedic genius, that don aykroyd. a disturbed, unstable, genius.
It may not be a diamond, but it is very rare. It's found in only 2 or 3 places, which technically makes it better than a diamond.
I guess dust off a relic of a joke with the phony guy from Family Guy.
"There comes a time when something is such comedic gold that even a comedian can't make use of it. It's rare, but this is one of those times."
7:42
You bought that $2,000 gnome after drinking the vodka didn’t you Jon.
No, he was smoking a beer.
No he was smoking a beer
*he was actually beering a smoke*
He was drinking a cigarette
BromanderInChief nah he was *smokin champagne*
Well, this is funny. This christmas, my mom actually gave my dad one of those weird skull vodka glasses.
At 3:47 that smile that slowly stretches across his face is priceless. 😆
Hey Bob how you doing-
*THIS IS AN ACURATE RENDERING OF A HUMAN SKULL*
Fucking lost my shit
*"ok Bob, now im going to politely ask you to leave"*
Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd
*VODKABOARDS*
Indeed.
@@ootfan7882 VADKA, throw yuh in the riva
In that scene that's straight ripped off from Plinkett Reviews?
@@MforMovesets Seems closer to an homage than a ripoff, unless Harry Plinket also filtered vodka through a cardboard standee of Dan Aykroyd
Phil's voice is quadruple distilled.
17:49 I came back here now, 3 years later, just for Larry King's double take and Jon's reaction to it, and how he pointed out Larry waiting for Dan to drink the vodka first. GOLD
never thought id see anyone pitching on larry king, let alone alchole. wonder what dan did for him back in the day to get in favor like that.
@@stuff4826 @ 14:27 lol
“What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?”
- Jontron, 2019
I died
Looks more like North Korean Roblox Figure fucking
CommonToxicKilla 69 ??? When did he say thst
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 21:59 I believe
@@nobodyreally9799 hah
Holy crap 3 jontron videos less than a month apart what loony land have i entered?
The best timeline
True
The land of milk and honey
FlexWorld
Filtering it through diamonds made a huge difference in my life.
_"It's a fucking supernatural slot machine, with Dan Aykroyd"_
-Jontron, 2019
Dan Aykroyd: "It has no glycol."
Larry King: *"Why in the hell did I invite this man on my show?"*
CYGNIUS here is a reply just for you after 1.3k likes
CYGNIUS Start of the ruination...
CYGNIUS why tf does Larry even have a show
What a brave soul. He got within 4 feet of a pay phone.
EPMTUNESツ yo do you have a discord lol
You shouldn't go giving out your discord on UA-cam comments someone might message you some dumb shit
@@SkillTheBard2312 is that not the point lol.
@@therogueadmiral hmm yes yes it is
You mean brave boy?
R.I.P Larry King. The Ruination™️ finally got him...
10:59 "Dan... 😀 What the *actual fuck* did you just say to me right now?" Its these little clips and commentary that fucking kill me 😂 I love your videos, humor, the shit you say Jon! You always make me laugh so much, even with having rewatched episodes 5 to 10 times over 🤣🤣🤣
Like in the Dr. Ho back brace video when he's saying the patients tell him they're not getting back pain relief and Jon says *"Its really not my fucking problem"* with that hilarious grin and smooth voice 🤣 One of my top 3 youtubers ever is JonTron, thank you for all the laughs Jon! ❤️
With that bottle I could make one hell of a Molotov cocktail
Dude that would be sick, cuz once it’s on fire it would look like Ghost Rider :D
Yes.
@@astronomywitch9424 yes yes yes yes
Sending a message
@@highjumpstudios2384 sending a message.
**Harold Ramis gets a call**
_not now Jon I'm in Flex World_
Why must be here every time
kremit the frog This feels wholesome
Damn I’m a bit early
Bru you was on vsauce vid
You are my mood.
You can take the man out of ghost busters, but you can't take ghost busters out of the man
4 years later, the New York joke hits too close to home
Jon Tron 10 year challenge-
2009- Makes fun of bad ads, games, and tv shows
2019- has a TV show entrance and a crew of 50,000 people
Yup it's not the same channel at all
Hydra Jamm I want you to ask that question again, this time with the knowledge that Best Buy has 125,000 employees.
Phil Swift so the answer is yes
@Hydra Jamm no
@Hydra Jamm lol no, just sarcasm