Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron

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  • @pand47_
    @pand47_ 5 років тому +6302

    "This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull."
    Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.

  • @sam_v_murray6037
    @sam_v_murray6037 4 роки тому +4902

    dan aykroyd wasn’t acting in ghostbusters. that was just him being him, everyone had to work round him

    • @scottishboy112
      @scottishboy112 4 роки тому +250

      “Oh dang it, Dan thinks he’s busting ghosts again. Right fellas go along with it while we get these cameras rolling.”

    • @joshtatko4806
      @joshtatko4806 3 роки тому +205

      Ghostbusters was originally about underappreciated custodians, but Dan kept pretending that his vacuum was a proton pack, so they went with that instead.

    • @coolnuggit1998
      @coolnuggit1998 3 роки тому +94

      @@joshtatko4806 and the original name was room dusters

    • @tommykarrick9130
      @tommykarrick9130 3 роки тому +70

      It was actually supposed to be a serious investigation docudrama but Dan just wandered onto the set and started yelling about ghosts so they had to restructure the whole movie around him

    • @valo2229
      @valo2229 3 роки тому +40

      @@tommykarrick9130 something about a serial killer that worked as a janitor with severe delusions about ghosts and poltergeists, but Dan was so compelling in his ghost slaying delusions they just had to change the script.

  • @ankhi3585
    @ankhi3585 5 років тому +3966

    All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."

    • @woah3592
      @woah3592 5 років тому +283

      Forreal, he probably would have sold way more.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 років тому +8

      Paco LeTaco lolol

    • @blinkmuch
      @blinkmuch 5 років тому +71

      If he said that i would have buyed it.

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 5 років тому +34

      “Drink the vodka” slowly though guys

    • @dushk0
      @dushk0 5 років тому +6

      bongs

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 2 роки тому +2564

    Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy

    • @TheDragonfanger
      @TheDragonfanger Рік тому +98

      "Listen my friend there is a ghost trying to kill us bro. Take this vodka its alone to go dangerous"

    • @marcuswalters8093
      @marcuswalters8093 Рік тому +53

      He DOES think Ghostbusters was real in a way. A lot of the jargon was based on contemporary supernatural writing, which Aykroyd was an expert on.

    • @cyborgninja5489
      @cyborgninja5489 Рік тому

      Are you ready to get reamed up the butthole by your precious aliens?

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge Рік тому +14

      ​@@marcuswalters8093I mean, he helped write it and everything

    • @guyferrari8124
      @guyferrari8124 8 місяців тому +5

      @@TMF979Resurge Hell dan’s father is a ghost author and his father is a medium

  • @supesmin446
    @supesmin446 4 роки тому +4053

    Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 роки тому +459

      The year is 2033. The world's first constantly self-distilling vodka hits the market, sending society in a tailspin. Riots break out in the streets and people are killed. Dan Aykroyd cannot be stopped.

    • @davidrowland902
      @davidrowland902 4 роки тому +280

      @@tomemeornottomeme1864
      The year is 2034.
      Dan Akroyd's Ancient Skull Vodka is so pure, it has melted both the glasses and the distillery itself. The vodka has gained life, reproducing itself.
      Anyone who touches the vodka is blasted into oblivion. The vodka is God's true form, and They are Cruel.

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 роки тому +114

      @@davidrowland902 May the Vodka Gods have mercy on our souls in these darkening times.

    • @TheBrotherGrim
      @TheBrotherGrim 4 роки тому +117

      The year is 2136, the mighty God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul has conquered nation after nation. His mighty army of death cultists march in his wake, wielding only the sacrament of the self distilling miracle vodka. Those who refuse to partake of its majesty are sacrificed to appease the God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul, their skulls fashioned in to new vessels for the blessed spirit.

    • @chrisphil510
      @chrisphil510 4 роки тому +35

      100% BUTTFUCK INSANE

  • @erased2673
    @erased2673 4 роки тому +5777

    “Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 4 роки тому +221

      So enlightened, she's probably in the most comfortable state of relaxation on the couch and speaking a language us unenlightened plebs call "slurred speech".

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 4 роки тому +165

      And all of Russia are living Buddhas.

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 4 роки тому +67

      I guess that explains what happened to my dad. With that much vodka it wouldn't be unreasonable if he ascended to a higher plane of existence.

    • @thembeaux2133
      @thembeaux2133 4 роки тому +48

      next they'll tell me my dad was raptured while buying cigarettes

    • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
      @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 4 роки тому +6

      erased herkimer diamonds aren’t real diamonds they are clear quartz

  • @Makima-l6d
    @Makima-l6d 3 роки тому +6529

    I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.

    • @Joseph_Drew_III
      @Joseph_Drew_III 3 роки тому +99

      Ghosts AND aliens. Two very different things.

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash 3 роки тому +62

      That's Dan Aykroyd in a nutshell.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому +5

      And crazy people like you... 😅😂🤣🙃

    • @connoroverall580
      @connoroverall580 3 роки тому +28

      The Aliens clearly lost control of their "Vehicle" at Roswell in 1947 , because of this intergalactic intoxicating substance.

    • @jessl.914
      @jessl.914 2 роки тому +8

      I mean if any celebrity is going to go from introduction to ghosts and aliens it would be Dan Aykroyd

  • @DocFlatfoot
    @DocFlatfoot 2 роки тому +1177

    My favorite bit is that the skull talked to the lady, presumably psychically, but couldn’t do that through a closet door.

    • @aidengeneralaide
      @aidengeneralaide 2 роки тому +109

      Didn't you know? A closet door is a natural ghost repellent

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 роки тому +59

      @@aidengeneralaide it’s like the aliens from Signs, doors bamboozle ghosts

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 Рік тому +14

      Maybe it has to see her, or be seen by her, to be able to talk to her
      Or, maybe it can still talk to her from the closet, and she's just trying to ignore it
      Either one sounds like a great premise for a joke or comedic bit

    • @therealjibrano
      @therealjibrano Рік тому +2

      catra best girl

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly Рік тому +5

      @@deuceydee3506 Or maybe...hear me out...she's out of her damn mind!

  • @ombrenightcores
    @ombrenightcores 4 роки тому +17338

    I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 5 років тому +6256

    Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 5 років тому +160

      But does Dan use a 2.5 letter spacing?

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +54

      Aaaaakroid!

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 5 років тому +32

      @@theblackbaron4119 That's a weird name. Just thought I'd point that out.

    • @purplediamond5867
      @purplediamond5867 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @proxymurphy7357
      @proxymurphy7357 5 років тому +44

      “That’s a weird name.” Says
      ARTHUR MOE-MUX-HAGI

  • @ClayChapman0
    @ClayChapman0 5 років тому +6454

    Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"

    • @Vsor
      @Vsor 5 років тому +417

      I don't think it is the same. I mean herkimer diamonds are just quarts. I think it is more like new age-y hippy crap. "Infused with the power of healing crystals" and what not.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 5 років тому +379

      Quite honestly Dan targeted the core consumers of hard alcohol quite brilliantly. Which is to say, batshit insane childless heathens who are into tarot cards

    • @greatpower6063
      @greatpower6063 5 років тому +52

      Another fine-tuned judgment from the sane religious community: drinking wine is something only childless heathens do. Tarot cards are read by a person who claims they know the meanings in the constellations...the ten commandments were read by a person who said they came from a god that no one else saw.

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 5 років тому +34

      If it were in a plastic half-gallon jug like Kasser's or Bankers club...then for the love of god, remind me you at least bothered to filter it.
      He shoulda just stfu and skipped straight to the parts where he's Dan Aykroyd and this is a motherfuckin glass skull full of degreaser you can safely mix in orange juice.

    • @SpellboundWolf
      @SpellboundWolf 5 років тому +9

      That's hilarious!

  • @BernStoogin
    @BernStoogin 3 роки тому +2549

    "it's not double distilled, not triple distilled, it's quadruple distilled" *looks down at my $5 fifth of McCormick Vodka that is also quadruple distilled*

    • @KUNAIfever
      @KUNAIfever 3 роки тому +196

      but is it filtered with diamonds tho

    • @gogokowai
      @gogokowai 3 роки тому +292

      @@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 роки тому +50

      @@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 2 роки тому +54

      @@KUNAIfever which is completely useless

    • @kasvos9292
      @kasvos9292 2 роки тому +122

      Guys, guys. The cool skull bottle.

  • @masonheitner8410
    @masonheitner8410 4 роки тому +2373

    I’m a senior in high school and my English teacher was lecturing about satire and ethos pathos and logos in Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.”
    He was showing examples of satire and the methods of persuasion by showing us commercials, and I asked if he knew about Dan Aykroyd’s commercial, and I got him to play it. It started with Dan’s supernatural ramblings, and my teacher asked, “and this is a vodka commercial?”
    Yep.

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 4 роки тому +56

      Is that the writing by Swift where he mentions eating children? As satirical as it was, it certainly freaked me out 🤣 but anyways I think any sensible man would question whether this is even a commercial for alcohol...

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 роки тому +65

      @@viddykhaos2896 Sorta, he advocated the impoverished irish selling their unwanted children to the english as food. It was satirizing the heartless attitude the english had towards the plight of the poor, starving irish population.

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 4 роки тому +14

      @@SeruraRenge11 Okay, yeah I remember now. God, that was a disturbing piece of literature.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 роки тому +33

      @@viddykhaos2896 He was an Irish patriot, and was trying to bring to attention the suffering of his people in as blunt a way as possible.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine having to be a senior in the year 2020, hope u have a nice graduation I’m AC or CP or whatever the fuck shit elsesjan

  • @questchuns1047
    @questchuns1047 4 роки тому +2146

    2:20 "The crystal head bottle was designed with a pure spirit in mind." a pure spirit in mind.. a pure spirit(vodka) in mind(the skull)

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 4 роки тому +107

      Clever

    • @theauiditor9720
      @theauiditor9720 4 роки тому +171

      Dan you sneaky bastards

    • @argnator
      @argnator 4 роки тому +125

      And they say he's retired from comedy

    • @LokiTheClever
      @LokiTheClever 3 роки тому +16

      @@theauiditor9720 Its nothing special although I got 3/5 of the skulls (Aurora, black and clear) I filled them with this polish 76% vodka after I finished them

    • @theauiditor9720
      @theauiditor9720 3 роки тому +7

      D I'm just saying it's clever

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 роки тому +6855

    “Somewhere between antiseptic and poison”
    Technically, it’s both.

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 роки тому +202

      In a pinch, you CAN use vodka to sanitize a cut. The catch is that it MUST be at least 100 proof, which most vodkas are not.

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 роки тому +73

      sandakureva so don’t buy shit vodka bro

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 роки тому +51

      @@sandakureva 50 percent alcohol? Can that really sanitize cuts? I mean, most of my rubbing alcohols are 70% at least.

    • @humanitysucks4025
      @humanitysucks4025 4 роки тому +181

      @@WingMaster562 there is such a thing as "good enough for emergencies" when it comes to antiseptic.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 роки тому +105

      @@humanitysucks4025 Of course if that's the case. Anything > nothing

  • @lucky07126
    @lucky07126 2 роки тому +641

    "Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Рік тому +34

      *Navajo

    • @Bluejay-ft3ki
      @Bluejay-ft3ki Рік тому +16

      Do you still spell Navajo as "Navaho", I gotta know

    • @Imaslutforpuns
      @Imaslutforpuns Рік тому +12

      Please answer the question I need to know

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 11 місяців тому +9

      Please. We need to know whether or not you know about the j. Come back to us lucky.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Bluejay-ft3ki because that's how it's pronounced

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 5 років тому +6470

    “No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.”
    It’s called the Placebo Effect

    • @soupnoodlesam
      @soupnoodlesam 5 років тому +317

      Verde the Star Warrior it’s called dan Akroyd had a gun pointed at them

    • @carl6780
      @carl6780 4 роки тому +98

      @T.P.A The Peoples Army "high energy crystals"
      >not snake oil

    • @carl6780
      @carl6780 4 роки тому +39

      @T.P.A The Peoples Army What I said has nothing to do with Jon. What I said is that the idea of "high energy" rocks is BS.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +9

      @T.P.A The Peoples Army and you are?

    • @carl6780
      @carl6780 4 роки тому +41

      T.P.A The Peoples Army “the supernatural and how to party” We did it boys. We found the target audience for this drink.

  • @juanrocollazo
    @juanrocollazo 3 роки тому +1620

    In 60 seconds, Dan casually discussed manifestation of will, apparitions, alien sightings and astral projection like he was just discussing the weather.

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 2 роки тому +67

      Well on Tuesday we are going to experience some alien rainfall, with some ghost ectoplasm. However tonight we will be having some glass vodka snow.

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Рік тому +10

      And that's why he's awesome on Rogan lol

    • @ahanson3208
      @ahanson3208 Рік тому +2

      I really thought the twilight theme was gonna play at the end 😂

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 роки тому +2073

    As a guy who knows a single Navajo story, I can in fact confirm that Navajo stories make more sense than whatever Dan Ackroyd is saying.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 роки тому +130

      As a guy who indeed grew up w Navajo culture, Dan ackeroids is a looney butt fuck of a man, but he’s cool I guess.

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому +83

      I think Dan Ackeryroid's ramblings are 100% buttfuck insane, and I didn't grow up with the Navajo.
      If that means anything. Probably not.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 роки тому +10

      I’m confused

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 4 роки тому +76

      As someone who isn't Navajo but am Native American and know quite a few Navajo stories...I can say even though they can be quite weird, they definitely do not touch any where near the levels of insanity that Ackyroid is at. I think we can all agree that, that man has went on "spirit walk" in his early years, and has never ever returned.

    • @NarakunoHana100
      @NarakunoHana100 4 роки тому +17

      @Spastik no u

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 2 роки тому +781

    Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.

    • @tehpurplepills
      @tehpurplepills Рік тому +67

      Wow, so the crystal head isnt merely crystal, it's (Herkimer) diamond head vodka

    • @raydenmorris5220
      @raydenmorris5220 Рік тому +34

      @@tehpurplepills *with no added glycol

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler Рік тому +21

      Are you sure the bottles are made of quartz? Most commercial glass is not quartz, and quartz glassware for lab use (due to its transparency to UV) is quite expensive. Most glass contains silica (quartz) mixed with other ingredients to make it feasible to produce at scale.

    • @techi9818
      @techi9818 Рік тому +15

      @@SkigBiggler Ah, I guess you’re right. I forgot that it’s only the kind of glass Pyrex used that’s chemically identical to quartz. Glass and quartz are both silica-based, but I forgot about the additives in other types of glass

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler Рік тому +13

      @@techi9818 Pyrex is Borosilicate Glass, typically used in lab glassware and cooking stuff because it has a high tolerance for thermal cycling. Has boron trioxide as an additive.

  • @MilkCrate801
    @MilkCrate801 5 років тому +394

    " as a mom I want whats best for my children, so I choose Dan aykroyds crystal vodka with no sweeteners and no added preservatives, just clean healthy vodka"

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 5 років тому +3

      Dicking ton I would say this quote is clearly from a Russian mother, but, as Jon pointed out, there are no liquor stores that sell the stuff in Russia. (Although... she could probably have the stuff imported)

    • @MilkCrate801
      @MilkCrate801 5 років тому +4

      @@billtenth5805 no no no its a joke, u know, generic american commercial about a child's snack.
      :{D

    • @thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972
      @thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 5 років тому +1

      Better serve them flex tape too while you're at it

    • @MilkCrate801
      @MilkCrate801 5 років тому +1

      @@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 I'll have to make sure that its not GMO, sugar free and has a positive to health,
      Because being a soccer mom really is hard work, especially when it comes to healthy bodies and strong minds.
      ;)

  • @brendancorey7831
    @brendancorey7831 3 роки тому +5046

    "Why is it a skull, why is it accurate, why does it matter?"
    It looks fucking sick bro

    • @kyrax9462
      @kyrax9462 3 роки тому +177

      And it also ups the price from $23 for a normal bottle to $45 just because of the bottle.

    • @shadowseek27
      @shadowseek27 3 роки тому +112

      @@kyrax9462 worth

    • @vernstein3877
      @vernstein3877 3 роки тому +75

      @@kyrax9462 Skull.

    • @genesis4322
      @genesis4322 3 роки тому +103

      I would pour out the vodka and use it just to drink water like a badass.

    • @brendancorey7831
      @brendancorey7831 3 роки тому +25

      @@genesis4322 I love skulls and wanna gift it to someone who'd get a laugh

  • @austinjones5624
    @austinjones5624 5 років тому +969

    "Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is 1 0 0 P E R C E N T B UT T- F U C K I N S A N E."

  • @VaxistheWindow
    @VaxistheWindow 3 роки тому +211

    I was worried at first when Jon got the insanely increased production quality because lots of creators can lean on that and the actual writing and comedy takes a hit but he's just consistently hysterical and uses the set so well

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 6 років тому +419

    Hey Bob how you doing-
    *THIS IS AN ACURATE RENDERING OF A HUMAN SKULL*

    • @Reilly444
      @Reilly444 6 років тому +4

      Fucking lost my shit

    • @yokugero2843
      @yokugero2843 6 років тому +5

      *"ok Bob, now im going to politely ask you to leave"*

  • @creepojones591
    @creepojones591 6 років тому +7147

    I love the fact that jontron is basically a high production show

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 6 років тому +480

      I like the new direction it's taking. It's going from just talking about Videogames and game-related stuff to "hey, check this crazy shit I found out!"

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 5 років тому +142

      @@Blackheartzero Well that was his attitude with his games to begin with so yeah

    • @ApolloSniperman
      @ApolloSniperman 5 років тому +76

      Better than most Hollywood movies in my opinion

    • @mysticbrohan4410
      @mysticbrohan4410 5 років тому +62

      Lol I read it and thought you said he made it and intended it to be for high people to watch. And I'm just like "yeah I do enjoy watching it while I'm high."
      *Reads again
      Oh.

    • @RockyPixel
      @RockyPixel 4 роки тому +29

      Grimm Livingston
      In your defense, you were probably high.

  • @chris_melberger
    @chris_melberger 6 років тому +6766

    i love the effort you've been putting into your sets. solid quality man

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 6 років тому +58

      White diamond in a nutshell
      13:17

    • @jordanluck9942
      @jordanluck9942 6 років тому +3

      I know right XD

    • @SeductiveSushi
      @SeductiveSushi 5 років тому +5

      Keep the 666 likes because dan problably thinks you’re possessed by the vodka devil

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 5 років тому +8

      WHERE DID HE FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HOW DID HE TURN IT INTO A METHLAB. Or something, I didn't pay too much attention to the plot of the joke.

    • @darrelladams4232
      @darrelladams4232 4 роки тому +14

      I mean look at the set of New York it must have cost a lot.

  • @hmminterestinginterestingi3023
    @hmminterestinginterestingi3023 2 роки тому +498

    I just realized Jon completely forgot he could have called Rick Moranis. This could all have been avoided. Silly Jon

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Рік тому +14

      ​@@Callahan-zg6jnI'm sure the rookie from the video game and his Chicago ghostbusters could take a plane and get to New york.

    • @mikef.795
      @mikef.795 6 місяців тому +7

      Jon tried shouting at his phone "Siri I need Moranis. Siri give me Moranis now." but it gave him entirely different sorts of results

    • @daftzilla
      @daftzilla 6 місяців тому +2

      He also could have tried Sigourney Weaver

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Місяць тому +1

      ​@@daftzilla But she wasn't a buster. Moranis wore the costume and the backpack so he kinda counts. Didn't he shoot the slime at the end thinking he saved the day?

  • @thebitgamer2425
    @thebitgamer2425 4 роки тому +1480

    “Crystal Head vodka would like to geolocate you.”
    Dan Akroyd: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @DromolZ
      @DromolZ 4 роки тому +9

      The Bit Gamer 2 I know this is old but only flash fans get that joke lol

    • @theMyouknow
      @theMyouknow 4 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of the 7 days abs, with the next step being the 6 days abs whoaooo...amazing. Why not filter that vodka a thousand times, through shit diamonds gold platinum Bill Gates.

    • @elenessdark2810
      @elenessdark2810 4 роки тому

      When iread this the scene comes

    • @nerfnewb7155
      @nerfnewb7155 4 роки тому

      How are the Ghostbusters supposed to show up at your house?

    • @charliehancock2280
      @charliehancock2280 4 роки тому

      *aykroyd

  • @CYGNIUS
    @CYGNIUS 6 років тому +1642

    Dan Aykroyd: "It has no glycol."
    Larry King: *"Why in the hell did I invite this man on my show?"*

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 4 роки тому +1538

    "Dan came up with the idea to filter the vodka through diamonds"
    *Uses Herkimer, a known fake diamond*
    ...I... what joke do I make about that that it doesn't make itself?

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 роки тому +75

      Some jokes just make themselves

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 4 роки тому +49

      he's a comedic genius, that don aykroyd. a disturbed, unstable, genius.

    • @EddieSMiles1
      @EddieSMiles1 4 роки тому +12

      It may not be a diamond, but it is very rare. It's found in only 2 or 3 places, which technically makes it better than a diamond.

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 3 роки тому +1

      I guess dust off a relic of a joke with the phony guy from Family Guy.

    • @donovanblackwelder4301
      @donovanblackwelder4301 3 роки тому +3

      "There comes a time when something is such comedic gold that even a comedian can't make use of it. It's rare, but this is one of those times."

  • @torgcob3173
    @torgcob3173 3 роки тому +227

    Everytime dan mentions the glycol I cant help but think about the "asbestos free cereal" joke

  • @tb.7788
    @tb.7788 3 роки тому +3067

    i like how he went from glycol is a cousin to antifreeze to straight up “other people put antifreeze in their vodka”

    • @Abawhani
      @Abawhani 3 роки тому +330

      It’s funny as well because he’s basically just saying that they’re both organic compounds so he might as well say that people put TNT and Meth in Vodka

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 3 роки тому +153

      you can also use alcohol itself as antifreeze lol

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 роки тому +25

      @@Dan-sb2fb meths good too

    • @РусланЯкунин-х7м
      @РусланЯкунин-х7м 2 роки тому +29

      Man, you won't believe me if I told ya what you can drink instead of alcohol if there isn't any. And antifreeze is just one thing.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 2 роки тому +26

      They do tho. Most cheap liquors have all kinds of crap added.

  • @nickhrones1101
    @nickhrones1101 4 роки тому +950

    I'm no scientist or geologist, but pretty sure diamonds don't filter anything, they're just shiny rocks. You poured vodka over shiny rocks and then sold it to people, Dan you be crazy.

    • @madmehr
      @madmehr 4 роки тому +110

      I only drink stuff that touch diamonds

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 роки тому +183

      its not even real diamonds. Its quartz crystal. So they basically just poured it over some rocks

    • @kdawg0023
      @kdawg0023 4 роки тому +86

      @@Nantosuelta *googles it*
      I mean, you're right. But, they are exceptionally rare rocks. No joke. They're only found in three or four places in the world.

    • @megajeremy5616
      @megajeremy5616 4 роки тому +80

      I mean.... coal filtering is a thing... and so is sand filtering. . Wouldn't be surprised if filtering through diamonds (albeit fake diamonds) had some filtering effect

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 4 роки тому +43

      ah yes let me filter potato alcohol through dental drill heads

  • @justanotherredheadattheend955
    @justanotherredheadattheend955 3 роки тому +558

    I'm about 90% sure Dan DID mean filtered through actual diamonds, but his sane business partner homebrewed a way they could *technically* do what he wanted that was also like...actually doable.

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 роки тому +70

      With how into the paranormal Dan is, I'd also not be surprised if his idea for diamond filtering was to remove paranormal impurities. He HAS to know filtering it through diamonds doesnt do anything chemicaly.

    • @tylerk3616
      @tylerk3616 Рік тому +45

      Removes 99.9% of unwanted, pesky ectoplasm

    • @SM-lg4tw
      @SM-lg4tw 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Timeward76 the official website for the product on the FAQ page basically says "why filter through diamonds? we don't know, but people in blind taste tests said it tasted better when filtered through diamonds"

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 2 роки тому +545

    I kinda wish we'd seen Jon actually try the vodka.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 2 роки тому +76

      He did. The reason why we didn't see it is because, like the rest of us, Jon enjoys getting drunk in peaceful privacy. That being said, I would kill to see Jon drunk.

    • @TRSRM
      @TRSRM Рік тому +80

      19:05 well he did say it was „actually pretty good“

    • @topazlynx2228
      @topazlynx2228 Рік тому

      Actually, I kinda wished he tried it too...

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@TRSRMWell, we know it can make you drunk, because that's all a "good" vodka does. You drink it, it tastes as close to water as possible, and you are drunk.

  • @mmmmm9678
    @mmmmm9678 6 років тому +534

    Dan Aykroyd: *watches kingdom of the crystal skull*
    Also Dan Aykroyd: "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk"

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 6 років тому +9

      Jon Tron: **watches plinkett review**

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 6 років тому

      same comment slightly differed from last Jontron video...oh ur so fucking funny and original

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Рік тому +1

      @@Locke3OOO or RLM in general, this Crystal Skull stuff was in the Ghostbusters 2016 Half in the Bag and you have the later Surviving Edged Weapons featured on BOTW which Jon did a video on....not a bad thing though, creators can "double dip" if the content is different enough, which in Jon's case it is

  • @coolman229
    @coolman229 6 років тому +479

    I was honestly not prepared for the amount of lore behind this vodka

    • @FlootBighill
      @FlootBighill 6 років тому +2

      Same. I was completely speechless.

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 5 років тому +2

      I was shocked at all of that said and he wasn't drunk at all. I was stunned that he could improve his level of batshit crazy.

  • @stronk3833
    @stronk3833 6 років тому +523

    the production value is higher than youtube red shows

    • @benjaminbustamante7924
      @benjaminbustamante7924 6 років тому +9

      Y e s

    • @howdoibeatthis304
      @howdoibeatthis304 6 років тому +10

      Thats because they arent looking to make high quality content

    • @sirswagabadha4896
      @sirswagabadha4896 6 років тому +3

      I saw the intro and realized "hey, this is better than half the cartoons I watched as a kid". Glad to see youtubers are a genuine form of entertainment at this point and not just a side gig

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Місяць тому

      Man, remember when UA-cam red used to be a thing before it ate shit and died?

    • @markymarc1
      @markymarc1 29 днів тому

      What's UA-cam red ?

  • @TwinkleNZ
    @TwinkleNZ 3 роки тому +461

    The fact that Jon did the math to prove Dan's literally worth more than diamonds speaks volumes

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 6 років тому +466

    A third Jontron video in 1 month? Truly, we have been blessed.

    • @Starius2
      @Starius2 6 років тому +2

      You see the outline of his penis in this vid too!

    • @dingusmingus1736
      @dingusmingus1736 6 років тому +2

      lets just leave him to think about what he said

  • @imanidiot8347
    @imanidiot8347 4 роки тому +2426

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +254

      The eagle spreads for the didlo

    • @MAYBEMAYNOTBE2
      @MAYBEMAYNOTBE2 4 роки тому +32

      What

    • @marioplumber3378
      @marioplumber3378 4 роки тому +106

      @@masterzoroark6664 this is some furry stuff right here.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 роки тому +44

      honestly someone there has a sense of humor

    • @lzombiechaserl812
      @lzombiechaserl812 4 роки тому +57

      This is why Canada is the best where’s America’s dildo town?

  • @easye4329
    @easye4329 5 років тому +3148

    So I need to formally thank you for this video Mr Tron.
    When I first watched it a few months ago when it first was uploaded I watched it and laughed my ass off at least 20 times.
    But around the 21st view I decided to do a bit of. Research to The claim of glycol in vodka being added for certain reasons.
    And I found out it’s an additive and preservative that’s useful in preserving ethanol products (alcohol)
    Jump forward to this week, I’m working on a final project for my separations class which centers around ethanol distillation. My group has no idea how to get around this issue of concentrating the ethanol beyond 95%. And a crystal skull shaped lightbulb goes off in my head. Glycol actually turns out to be a perfect solvent for our situation.
    So thank you for indirectly helping me pass my final project.
    I have also indirectly thanked mr aykroyd by buying a bottle of his overpriced skull juice

    • @easye4329
      @easye4329 5 років тому +158

      jadresa94
      We need Jon in our lives. And Glycol out of our vodka.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 5 років тому +133

      This is truly beautiful. Also, thank you for providing me with what may be my new favorite phrase, "overpriced skull juice."

    • @easye4329
      @easye4329 5 років тому +50

      Cletus Motou
      I mean no one tells you this in school but vodka is fermented potato juice, kinda like wine is to grape juice.
      And it’s like 50$ plus tax where I live which in a college town is about $37.50 more than most people are willing to pay for a fifth of vodka 😅

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 5 років тому +8

      @@easye4329 Thank you for the insight. I don't ever plan on touching alcohol for personal reasons, but if I need a quick buck, I now know proper college vodka etiquette.
      (Add that to the ever-increasing list of sentences I'm probably the first person to ever say.)

    • @855SuperMario
      @855SuperMario 5 років тому +8

      Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney 2 роки тому +137

    i saw this at Total Wine the last time i was there, and decided to pick it up purely because of this video. i must admit it’s some of the smoothest vodka i’ve ever tasted, and the bottle makes an awesome planter. just fill it with water and put a few pothos trimmings in it.
    tl;dr: bought it for the meme and was pleasantly surprised

  • @maiqtheliar1823
    @maiqtheliar1823 3 роки тому +2880

    Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 роки тому +138

      *VODKABOARDS*

    • @patrickhenry8637
      @patrickhenry8637 2 роки тому +15

      Indeed.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 роки тому

      @@ootfan7882 VADKA, throw yuh in the riva

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 2 роки тому +20

      In that scene that's straight ripped off from Plinkett Reviews?

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 2 роки тому +50

      @@MforMovesets Seems closer to an homage than a ripoff, unless Harry Plinket also filtered vodka through a cardboard standee of Dan Aykroyd

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 4 роки тому +5229

    A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 4 роки тому +350

      Because its a limoncello.

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 роки тому +326

      @@bmo14lax Danny Delimon

    • @menphris
      @menphris 4 роки тому +58

      Because it has no vodka in it

    • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
      @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 4 роки тому +416

      Should have made wine and called it Danny DeVino

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 4 роки тому +82

      @@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Absolute fucking legend

  • @rhombus636
    @rhombus636 6 років тому +1346

    *Gets GhostBusters 2016 Flashbacks*
    *oN sEcOnD ThOuGhT... DAN WiLŁ Do*

    • @aliwahab1255
      @aliwahab1255 6 років тому +27

      I love that they did that

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 6 років тому +9

      *T H E P O W E R O F P A I N C O M P E L S Y O U*

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 3 роки тому +396

    I actually went and bought one of the single shot bottles of this! I was completely shocked at how good it tasted. I usually don't like vodka because it's just like isopropyl water, but I took this one straight and it was completely not-terrible.
    He may be one crazy SOB but he picked a good vodka to out his name on

    • @chagorith
      @chagorith 3 роки тому +47

      weird, I usually drink vodka because it tastes like antiseptic

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 3 роки тому +73

      I mean, it _is_ good, which is why it's still around, but that doesn't make this less insane.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 роки тому +8

      im just wonder what part of split personality disorder, amnesia, and dependency are good

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 2 роки тому +29

      Honestly? you gotta respect the man. Made his name with Ghostbusters, then made a creepy themed vodka and it's a damn good product in a cool looking bottle. Respect

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 роки тому

      @@gokuxsephiroth4505
      a. was the last member they cast
      b. the story of the skulls was debunked and the people charged with fraud.
      c. vodka, but alcohol in general is the easy way to control masses, destroy your brain, prolong a families multi generational pathology, spend a life compensating for something that only exists in your head, get stabbed in your sleep, or eat out of a garbage can. oh and give up trying to live.
      d. if you give me half of what you got to say the last part ill take ths down.
      e. respect is what you lost for yourself the day you bought that bottle. dont go writing about how great that bs just to be able look at yourself. bet you do this all the time wwith a bunch of thing by now. your respect means nothing if you dont respect yourself.

  • @mguy9676
    @mguy9676 4 роки тому +5578

    You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.

    • @mguy9676
      @mguy9676 4 роки тому +558

      @Guiep it's like most other things: Air Jordans for example are just cheaply made sneakers. The price comes from the name. Those bottles are also pretty collectible.

    • @differentbutsimilar7893
      @differentbutsimilar7893 4 роки тому +464

      I would totally buy one just for the bottle. I don't care if it's shit vodka inside. Grab some friends and some coke and spend the night ribbing on Dan Aykroyd.
      Would make a good conversation piece later, too. Some asks what's up with the skull bottle, and you can tell them all about the weird shit Dan's on.
      So yeah... kinda worth the $50 imo.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 роки тому +341

      @Guiep It's not a scam, because you get exactly what it says on the box: One 750ml glass skull with 750ml of vodka inside. He doesn't even pretend like it's magical, despite the fact that Dan believes in the real crystal skulls. It's literally just a flashy bottle inspired by the legend. The vodka is pretty decent honestly

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 роки тому +124

      @@differentbutsimilar7893 The vodka is high quality in my opinion. It's also literally award winning. Not that i would buy it all the time ($50 is steep), but it's you are getting some value for your money

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 роки тому +77

      @@differentbutsimilar7893 its good vodka, and when done the bottle is fun to carry around my drinks for fun lol

  • @makeandeatgummyleeches5975
    @makeandeatgummyleeches5975 4 роки тому +1515

    Jokes on him, I filter my vodka through my kidney stones.

    • @lowpolyrender612
      @lowpolyrender612 4 роки тому +9

      MAKEANDEATGUMMYLEECHES!! *Dies* How did you die was it the gummy leeches

    • @ungusfungus.
      @ungusfungus. 4 роки тому

      @@lowpolyrender612 ď44444444444 33of

    • @Hydrophobiqe
      @Hydrophobiqe 4 роки тому +1

      Oh-

    • @TheNapol
      @TheNapol 4 роки тому +4

      Jokes on you, I filter my vodka through my tumours

    • @c-wheezy0529
      @c-wheezy0529 4 роки тому +2

      Well well well we meet again fellow picture user

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 6 років тому +1363

    It is a cool bottle though.
    Totally not biased.

    • @dorudanieldumitrescu3004
      @dorudanieldumitrescu3004 6 років тому +10

      I see, I have prostate cancer!

    • @Lucidopherus
      @Lucidopherus 5 років тому +10

      YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
      BY
      THE BAMBOOZLER

    • @---rm2gw
      @---rm2gw 5 років тому +1

      look into shiver vodka. you might learn some things about Dan Aykroyd. Quite the rabbit hole.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 5 років тому

      same

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому

      Spook Skellington
      You look ready for swim suit season.
      What’s your workout routine?

  • @jameslevy4924
    @jameslevy4924 3 роки тому +82

    I was in the theatre and during the previews dan came on for a psa about covid safety, and beside him he had a bottle of his vodka. Barely in frame, no mention of it, it was just kinda there and it was hilarious

    • @El_Omar2203
      @El_Omar2203 3 роки тому +5

      I need to watch that

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 роки тому +9

      Dan knows what hes doing lmao

  • @ThePrinceXIV
    @ThePrinceXIV 6 років тому +308

    Calls dan insane, proceeds to pour entire bottle of vodka over a cardboard cutout of Dan that is handcuffed to a furnace while distorted ghostbusters theme plays in the background.

    • @stefanalber3463
      @stefanalber3463 6 років тому +8

      Weeell it`s possible that that was just water and he poured the vodka into a bowl with tampons and proceeded to stuff them into his asshole, dying of alcohol poisoning mere minutes after he uploading the video.
      idk tho

    • @Trazgazm
      @Trazgazm 6 років тому +1

      Was probably water.

  • @Gleidur
    @Gleidur 6 років тому +134

    I think this is it, guys. Jon has blessed us with three videos and a live stream within two months. After this, we won't see another video from him for at least 10 years.

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 6 років тому +159

    Are we gonna get a sequel in a year with an actual appearance by Dan Aykroyd

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner 6 років тому +12

      Well yeah once Dan noticed a fuckton of sales the day this went live.

  • @N1NJ4B345T
    @N1NJ4B345T 2 роки тому +28

    I love how his pitch boils down to: "It's not flavoured vodka, it's vodka," as though that makes it worth buying.

  • @BromanderInChief
    @BromanderInChief 5 років тому +2215

    7:42
    You bought that $2,000 gnome after drinking the vodka didn’t you Jon.

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 5 років тому +699

    Dan is only half right in saying "it has no glycol, which is antifreeze." Antifreeze is made using Ethylene Glycol, which is extremely toxic, but the glycol used in alcoholic drinks is Propylene Glycol. He's using the fact people don't know the difference as a selling point.

    • @chrisjt86
      @chrisjt86 5 років тому +29

      People used to say you shouldn't drink Fireball cinnamon whisky because of the same misconception.

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 5 років тому +39

      @@chrisjt86 Intellectuals know you shouldn't drink it because it makes your tongue feel like molten fucking lava

    • @krzysztofpiasek5682
      @krzysztofpiasek5682 5 років тому +35

      Also... who the fuck cares for what else substances from this vodka are used for? Baking soda can be used to clean your pipes, acid from Pepsi removes rust, table salt can be used to make slippery winter surfaces be less slippery, hydrogen from water can be used to power cars. Ohhh, so scary. God. Are people in USA really believing any of this fear mongering?

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos 5 років тому +32

      Reminds me of when people were saying "Omigod, margarine is one molecule away from plastic" ... Which is idiot for: "I don't know basic chemistry"

    • @chrisjt86
      @chrisjt86 5 років тому +5

      @@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 That's a funny way of spelling "alcoholics." But yeah, you' re right.

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs 6 років тому +569

    "Who the hell makes a 22-minute video about vodka?!"
    (JonTron)
    "oh dango must be good then"

    • @EthansPassions
      @EthansPassions 6 років тому +1

      You can say that again

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 5 років тому +5

      He could watch paint dry and somehow still make it funny.

  • @Goongoobman
    @Goongoobman 3 роки тому +199

    I watched the newest ghostbusters movie and I saw Dan aykroyd and I couldn’t help but think about how crazy he is, had me off my ass

    • @MacIntoshMann
      @MacIntoshMann 3 роки тому +25

      i liked that stantz owned some sort of wacky antiques emporium and subscribed to the kid’s conspiracy podcast. that was all a very deliberate in-joke by the writers.

    • @Gokai_QM
      @Gokai_QM 2 роки тому +13

      @@MacIntoshMann Well he did have the occult store in the old movies too if i recall correctly
      Ray's Occult or something

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 роки тому +13

      @@Gokai_QM Ray's Occult Bookstore. He owns it in the comics too.

    • @moroseloki1912
      @moroseloki1912 2 роки тому

      How does one Ass Off?

    • @antoniomerette8393
      @antoniomerette8393 Рік тому +5

      I found it odd that Egon was the one deemed crazy about Gozar returning. I get it was to work with Harold Remis passing away

  • @timlamb6073
    @timlamb6073 3 роки тому +2164

    The “Ghost of Late-Night Television” gag is so underrated.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +114

      And it ages perfectly

    • @chadtronic9654
      @chadtronic9654 3 роки тому +51

      yeah talk show hosts are annoying.

    • @mattdekker5693
      @mattdekker5693 3 роки тому +30

      what was kimmel saying lol some stupid shit about streamers?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому +18

      @@mattdekker5693 Yup.

    • @Godzillafan1980
      @Godzillafan1980 3 роки тому +38

      Conan is gone I'm out

  • @EnlightenedNox
    @EnlightenedNox 3 роки тому +2494

    Oh, man. Coming back to this and hearing "That's why Larry King survived for this long" made me sad. RIP Mr.King

    • @alexiscarmel4082
      @alexiscarmel4082 3 роки тому +101

      WHY AM I ONLY FINDING THIS OUT FROM YOUR COMMENT WHAT THE FUCK

    • @D-Vinko
      @D-Vinko 3 роки тому +115

      Jon jinxed it, just like the notre dame joke the same day hours before notre dame burned down

    • @klein2042
      @klein2042 3 роки тому +85

      *That one didn’t age quite so well.*

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 3 роки тому +31

      He shouldn't have gone for the second round of vodka

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому +15

      Pour one out for him, Skeletor. 😢💀☠🍸

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 років тому +5894

    Dan is legitimately a conspiracy theorist kind of guy, and he obviously takes huge pride in his Vodka... but as far as advertising it, I'm almost convinced Dan is playing a bit.. the man is an SNL legend for god's sake, I don't think anyone on the planet can say let alone come up with "cryalheadtripleherkimerdiamondfilterednewfoundlanddeepaquiferpurespiritvodka" and keep a straight face.
    The whole ad and television appearances reeks of Sasha Baron Cohen style fakery and troll antics. Dan just really likes Vodka and he's a hell of a salesman.

  • @themachotacoisback4333
    @themachotacoisback4333 3 роки тому +73

    Dan may be crazy but he's the type of crazy you want to have a beer with.

  • @martinrichards8180
    @martinrichards8180 6 років тому +762

    i would literally never buy a single other alcoholic beverage if i could buy a danny devito head vodka

  • @Nintato
    @Nintato 6 років тому +470

    Clearly, this video isn't showing up because Dan Aykroyd is using his crystal powers to stop such misinformation and slander of the legendary and definitely real crystal skulls.

  • @konrad6688
    @konrad6688 5 років тому +2914

    “What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?”
    - Jontron, 2019

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 3 роки тому +40

    I love how everybody is talking about the glycol but nobody is think about how alcohol in general is anti-freeze? In fact glycole is just another form of ethanol, which is the conventional alcohol everybody knows. Glycole and ethanol have the same effects of making you drunk and the same health risks.

  • @ATG_reviews
    @ATG_reviews 6 років тому +3376

    So Indiana Jones was a documentary?

    • @papapanara1774
      @papapanara1774 6 років тому +20

      Alexander The Great uh yeah of course

    • @jakep1126
      @jakep1126 6 років тому +35

      No, we’re the documentory

    • @doktorkritzisch
      @doktorkritzisch 6 років тому +55

      Yeah. And the warehouse and giant ants and russian tanks with saws on the front? All 100% real actually happened.

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 6 років тому +11

      Doktor Kritzisch can’t forget the killer tomatoes the hot tomato girl was the first super crown

    • @chrisgrib1381
      @chrisgrib1381 6 років тому +2

      Mind=Blown

  • @BaconBotVbeta
    @BaconBotVbeta 6 років тому +575

    I would buy a bottle of Danny DeVodka in a glass replica of his head.

    • @Shapes_Quality_Control
      @Shapes_Quality_Control 6 років тому +6

      Actually Limoncello is a really good after diner liquor. You should totally try it. It’s delicious.

    • @Aromanidae
      @Aromanidae 6 років тому +7

      It would look really nice next to my Danny DeVito cutout

    • @MrStupidfresh1
      @MrStupidfresh1 6 років тому +1

      Hell yeah I’d buy that

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 6 років тому +4

      I can hook that up for you.

  • @MissShembre
    @MissShembre 5 років тому +2656

    All he had to do was just put it in a cool bottle and market to people who like vodka and crystal skulls, and then not talk.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 5 років тому +87

      If you sell your bath water in a signed crystal skull with RGB and not talk, I will buy your entire stock.

    • @doorbellco
      @doorbellco 5 років тому +57

      @@seb2750 Delete this, Nephew.

    • @cameronbartlett856
      @cameronbartlett856 5 років тому +10

      This so true, I want this for the skull bottle XD

    • @stephenbutler9432
      @stephenbutler9432 5 років тому +38

      I’m a vodka fan, so all you gotta tell me is that this was a premium vodka in a really cool vodka and I’d definitely try it. Telling me all the supernatural shit actively makes me wasn’t to stay the hell away from it.

    • @SuperSayinSolidSnek
      @SuperSayinSolidSnek 5 років тому +4

      @JadeRoseofChaos watch him on Joe Rogan podcast, hes totally serious

  • @dwarfymcgee
    @dwarfymcgee 2 роки тому +112

    "I wish you put glycol in this, cause I can feel my bones melting." Shit had me rolling!!! Pure gold! 😂😂😂😂

  • @turtlebackjack7109
    @turtlebackjack7109 6 років тому +665

    Holy shit three uploads all within a year

  • @JonasKondratas
    @JonasKondratas 6 років тому +2406

    Can't wait for soulja vodka

    • @jamzilla960
      @jamzilla960 6 років тому +103

      its gonna be water with fluoride in it.

    • @factahhh
      @factahhh 6 років тому +55

      Skullja vodka

    • @monadoboy9670
      @monadoboy9670 6 років тому +22

      It's just the crystal skull again but with DNL in it

    • @Shoeless598
      @Shoeless598 6 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @melnewdemon4873
      @melnewdemon4873 6 років тому +44

      It'll be tap water stolen from nintendo

  • @Marshemillow
    @Marshemillow 6 років тому +6262

    RIP JonTron's old intro 2009 - 2018

    • @vrman4600
      @vrman4600 5 років тому +263

      i mean i like it and i wanted back
      but he used it for 11 years that's a lot of time

    • @Flippy201951
      @Flippy201951 5 років тому +228

      plus he doesn't really do games much either

    • @DonnaPinciot
      @DonnaPinciot 5 років тому +87

      @@vrman4600
      11? Are we sure that's right? I could swear it's about two less than that.

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 5 років тому +62

      I was hoping the new one was just for the flex tape sequel

    • @reesefullwood3704
      @reesefullwood3704 5 років тому +21

      Well it was on for that long, unfortunately he only used it twice

  • @Fauxkerykes
    @Fauxkerykes 2 роки тому +46

    That skit where he went outside into the city always have me in stitches.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +735

    **Harold Ramis gets a call**
    _not now Jon I'm in Flex World_

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 6 років тому +7474

    The quality in these videos is just amazing, its a pleasure to have Jon back!

    • @SilverGunner
      @SilverGunner 6 років тому +37

      Have Jon back?, nice joke buddy :P

    • @DylDoe_xD
      @DylDoe_xD 6 років тому +9

      Miss the good ol days toast!! If we ever get a BO2 remake you have to get back on!

    • @greedmane
      @greedmane 6 років тому +3

      The legend toast commenting on another legends vid fuck yea

    • @TheAngelArrow
      @TheAngelArrow 5 років тому +6

      toast the beatbox legend who popularized beatboxing, sadly changed his content and lost his community because of it

    • @hans5987
      @hans5987 5 років тому +3

      Well it does take a little while in between videos to make em, but right on brother!

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 6 років тому +432

    What a brave soul. He got within 4 feet of a pay phone.

    • @Jarx246
      @Jarx246 6 років тому +1

      EPMTUNESツ yo do you have a discord lol

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 6 років тому

      You shouldn't go giving out your discord on UA-cam comments someone might message you some dumb shit

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral 6 років тому

      @@SkillTheBard2312 is that not the point lol.

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 6 років тому

      @@therogueadmiral hmm yes yes it is

    • @EmApex
      @EmApex 6 років тому

      You mean brave boy?

  • @Akiramarusama
    @Akiramarusama 3 роки тому +24

    3:48 the way Jon looks at the camera like "are you watching this?" Makes me laugh every time 😂

  • @matthewfox7901
    @matthewfox7901 6 років тому +327

    I wish that the longer the commercial went, Dan would just continue to grab more skulls and hold them in his arms and by the end he has like 15 skulls in his arms.

  • @mrstandman1693
    @mrstandman1693 5 років тому +614

    Tv show host: So I herd you made a vod-
    Dan: it’s quadruple distilled from the purists vodka filtered through “diamonds”. *It’s glycerol free and it’s a cousin of glycol, glycol is in antifreeze, AND I REMOVED SUGAR.*

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 5 років тому +27

      *NO CITRUS OILS*

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 5 років тому

      THEMEMELORD 123 Hilarious

    • @carl7810
      @carl7810 5 років тому +1

      also aliens!

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 5 років тому

      It also saved you from unholy beigns that 100% legit exists

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 5 років тому

      *THIS IS MADE FROM HERBIKER DIAMONDS*

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 років тому +481

    Holy crap 3 jontron videos less than a month apart what loony land have i entered?

  • @АртёмДубравин-ы6у
    @АртёмДубравин-ы6у 3 роки тому +54

    I tried it. Very good if not the best for the price. And the bottle is remarkably detailed, by the way. It's like anatomically correct.

    • @brandoncox2828
      @brandoncox2828 2 роки тому

      From a Russian user confirmed. Ayyyy hell yeah I was looking to see if anyone had tried it I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime

    • @АртёмДубравин-ы6у
      @АртёмДубравин-ы6у 2 роки тому

      @@brandoncox2828 I'm Latvian tho. I doubt they have it in Russia nowadays :[

  • @ripleyjlawman.3162
    @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 років тому +2198

    “They gave you the trending tab what more do you want?!” Jontron 2019.

    • @RowanOakley
      @RowanOakley 5 років тому +42

      They've taken the trending tab, but now there coming for our recomended vids! run for your life!

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 5 років тому +21

      @@RowanOakley I keep clicking Not Interested in both videos and channels, but they just keep coming.
      Every TV show and news channel has dozens of accounts.

    • @calska140
      @calska140 5 років тому +2

      @@ChocorocK
      Yep, never look at the trending tab or it's over. I accidentally tapped it once or twice and my recommended videos was filled with bullshit. Just keep hitting "not interested" and they'll go away eventually.
      UA-cam sucks.

    • @my_m4n
      @my_m4n 5 років тому +1

      I mean that’s all a man can hope for.

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 5 років тому +5

      @@calska140 Damn, they removed the option to select "Not Interested in this Channel" option.

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 6 років тому +478

    Soulja boy just released his newest and hottest product! It's called the Soulja Skull! It's a vodka with a crystal skull bottle and it's only costs $299! It's on sale right now from its original price of $350!

    • @Nyah420
      @Nyah420 5 років тому +7

      "My skulls are going nowhere" "Dan Aykroyd won't do shit lol"

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 5 років тому +6

      I heard he's also going to make a rum as well. "Soulja Dark Rum". It has a cool, rocket shaped bottle.

    • @mattgarcia1830
      @mattgarcia1830 5 років тому +1

      Hilarious!

    • @Alateriel91
      @Alateriel91 5 років тому +1

      Ultimarx7 7 Found on Ali Express for $150*

    • @HugeDongusMan
      @HugeDongusMan 5 років тому +1

      For you? Anything

  • @ElGordoBandito
    @ElGordoBandito 6 років тому +259

    I ran into Dan Aykroyd at the airport once while I was in the military. Our conversation also ended up in a paranormal tailspin. It's like his whole life now. I consider Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II to be his biopics.

    • @datzradical
      @datzradical 6 років тому +3

      That's pretty cool.

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 6 років тому +5

      Bustin makes him feel good!

    • @Nekomoe92
      @Nekomoe92 6 років тому +2

      @@toasty4000000 I ain't afraid of no bed.

    • @MrDevious88
      @MrDevious88 6 років тому

      His Dad was heavy in the supernatural stuff so I'm not surprised. He even wrote a book about the paranormal.

  • @theblackcrown3671
    @theblackcrown3671 2 роки тому +63

    I actually bought this vodka as a joke gift for my friend, we drank it and it is actually amazing 🤣, no fragrance, really smooth and a subtle vanilla aftertaste

    • @fearanarchy
      @fearanarchy Рік тому +1

      I drank a different batch then. I hated it.
      If you are pro-fancy bottle Vodka, find Ocean

  • @jewmin7810
    @jewmin7810 4 роки тому +839

    Dan akroyds ad sounds like my 5th grade essay about ghosts

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 роки тому +19

      So.. were you assigned to write about Ghosts or was it a "Choose your own topic" type thing?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 роки тому +6

      What grade did you get?

    • @85set05
      @85set05 4 роки тому +5

      Is it real and can we read it?

    • @jewmin7810
      @jewmin7810 4 роки тому +8

      @@hewhobattles8869 as you would guess it was a choose your own

    • @littlewhizard723
      @littlewhizard723 4 роки тому +5

      @@jewmin7810 can we read it

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 6 років тому +379

    Can't wait till Jon releases his own Vodka, the Soulja Crystal Flex Skull.

  • @micahstuart2431
    @micahstuart2431 6 років тому +197

    Three JonTron video uploads within the span of two months has single-handedly convinced me that God does exist.

    • @Ac2_
      @Ac2_ 6 років тому +10

      Micah Stuart god does exist:
      Erin 12:2
      “The day will come when Jon releases videos consistently and that day will be superior to the second coming”

  • @vertibirdfpv
    @vertibirdfpv Рік тому +8

    Jon is the only youtuber I come back to YEARS after making these and watch them over and over. The comedy really just is timeless. My favorite youtuber.

  • @michaellafollette9602
    @michaellafollette9602 5 років тому +849

    JonTron must actually have a torture room/home chemistry lab. That set was too real.

    • @DoctorTokyoSexWhale
      @DoctorTokyoSexWhale 5 років тому +78

      I completely agree. He seemed way too at home in that scene.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 5 років тому +20

      What do you mean set,it is a real torture room

    • @Aideen
      @Aideen 5 років тому +3

      ...or he just hired a room to shoot that shot

    • @d1shwasha
      @d1shwasha 5 років тому +7

      He's a fan of RedLetterMedia, I'm sure he's seen the Plinkett reviews tons of times. He's even done Plinkett impressions in some of his older videos.

    • @greenteataylor
      @greenteataylor 5 років тому +2

      Aideen r/wooooosh

  • @somefuckingloser5260
    @somefuckingloser5260 5 років тому +415

    I was telling my friend about this video and then he just says "Yeah my dad works for that company". This just blew my mind because it sounds like what you'd say in primary school like "My dad works for Nintendo" or "my dad's Bill Gates and he's gonna delete your Xbox live account" but his Dad legit works for an ex-Ghostbusters vodka company.

    • @WillowoTheWisp
      @WillowoTheWisp 5 років тому +35

      The Gaming Poet well my dad owns youtube and he's gonna delete your comment because your so stupdi

    • @anniebody_0
      @anniebody_0 5 років тому +14

      @@WillowoTheWisp well my dad owns microsoft and he will delete youre face

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 5 років тому +8

      @@anniebody_0 well my dad owns NVISION and will delete your eyesight.

    • @fortheloveofnoise
      @fortheloveofnoise 5 років тому +3

      My dad works for Sony and he is gonna baaaan youuu....muwwwaaaahh!

    • @somefuckingloser5260
      @somefuckingloser5260 5 років тому +7

      Yeah I'm guessing I shouldn't have made this comment. Looking back on it it does make me sound like a 9 year old who just lost a game of CoD.

  • @tantalus44
    @tantalus44 4 роки тому +580

    Watching this kind of makes me want to buy the vodka. It sounds like it could be a good story.
    "So why is your vodka in a crazy skull bottle?"
    "Well, to start, Dan Aykroyd is insane."

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 3 роки тому +34

      Hell, I almost wanna buy it just to have the crystal skull bottle. Just to walk around drinking apple juice out of a crystal skull.
      Edit: Looked on the website and there are more varieties of bottles/vodkas. Once I turn 21 in a few months I'm gonna start scouring local stores because DAMN those things are pretty

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +8

      @@Sours56 fill it with vinegar and casually drink it while walking down the street

    • @gunraptor
      @gunraptor 3 роки тому +10

      I have it. It's quite good, honestly.

    • @K_Money_7
      @K_Money_7 3 роки тому +15

      @@Sours56 I mean it really is undeniably cool to have a crystal head bottle. I bought some of his vodka and keep the empty skull around as a decoration. The vodka is pretty smooth actually and surprisingly tasty.

    • @dizzydial8081
      @dizzydial8081 3 роки тому +6

      @@gunraptor I concur. Very good vodka. Not cheap compared to other vodka brands but still very nice .

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy Рік тому +20

    19:02 I love how after all of this, at the very end Jon is just like "It actually is pretty good Vodka tho"

  • @lunaticusdjit
    @lunaticusdjit 4 роки тому +2034

    The bottles are child skull sized: I guess sweatshop workers have more than one use.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +458

    "A symbol of life"
    _definitely fits a skull_

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 6 років тому +10

      Well, circle of life. Circle of death. Because....you know...

    • @Caledon91
      @Caledon91 6 років тому +2

      I know skulls are often associated with death, but a skull also protects your brain and thus keeps you alive.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 6 років тому

      kremit the frog technically since we *are* our brains, our life is inside our skull brooooo

    • @marlon.8051
      @marlon.8051 6 років тому

      Are you the new justin y.

    • @GAMINGFREAK34
      @GAMINGFREAK34 6 років тому

      Are u the new Justin Y

  • @tuesday1882
    @tuesday1882 5 років тому +961

    The skull is an accurate glass model of the human skull.
    *My skull doesn't have a hole to insert a cork in the top...*

    • @theatomictitan0a588
      @theatomictitan0a588 5 років тому +72

      that you know of.....

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 5 років тому +101

      JUHCOB that sounds like something someone with a hole in their skull would say

    • @AlfredoPuente8
      @AlfredoPuente8 5 років тому +21

      You born deformed.

    • @tuesday1882
      @tuesday1882 5 років тому +7

      @@phyllisbluboi8043 Uh oh I think I have a problem

    • @NUFIGHTER
      @NUFIGHTER 5 років тому +5

      You get one when you join the military... aka "Jarhead."

  • @emmemmm4238
    @emmemmm4238 4 місяці тому +4

    Me and my older brother watched this when it came out. I was 16 at the time he was 26. He promised me for my 21st birthday he’d buy me a bottle of crystal skull vodka, and I told him I was gonna hold him to his promise. But now he lives 16 hrs away, so I figured he wasn’t gonna keep his promise. Today is my 21st birthday and I woke up this morning and my mom gave me a gift bag, I had no idea who it was from or what was in it besides something heavy. I opened it and my brother kept his promise! I got my bottle of crystal skull vodka!! :) been waiting 5 years for it!!!

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 2 місяці тому

      That's so cute 😂😂
      How did it taste??