Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

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  • @laughingduck1000
    @laughingduck1000 5 років тому +6242

    Iron Man: "I am Iron Man"
    Goopeth Paltrow: "I am African"

    • @izzeypally
      @izzeypally 5 років тому +107

      wakanda forever!

    • @LawTzuTao
      @LawTzuTao 5 років тому +117

      To be fair. Technically, we're all African.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 років тому +49

      Maybe South African?

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 років тому +15

      Gweneth paltro: I am Nigel west dickens

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 років тому +33

      @@LawTzuTao Most Africans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens, but most of the world is a mix of Homo Sapiens Sapiens and Neanderthal. So, there's still a bit of difference. That's why there are medicines for Africans exclusively.

  • @txrmentt
    @txrmentt 4 роки тому +9132

    Jontron has got some balls to start dissing a store while being directly across from them, and I respect that

    • @michaelknight9276
      @michaelknight9276 4 роки тому +53

      True dat

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 роки тому +248

      What are they going to do to him, really? Not much, I'm thinking.

    • @maxkoob
      @maxkoob 4 роки тому +412

      @@Tunkkis what are they gonna do? massage him?

    • @flygirl6048
      @flygirl6048 4 роки тому +259

      Especially dressed in period costume with a literal carriage stall

    • @lacky19
      @lacky19 4 роки тому +122

      They will give him a free bottle of carbonated dragon’s breath for the cart

  • @ericrodriguez138
    @ericrodriguez138 5 років тому +6989

    I respect that you actually went on location for that dope ass snake oil joke.

    • @rnbmeister
      @rnbmeister 5 років тому +279

      Jonathon Tronley don't play

    • @essenceofeddy6504
      @essenceofeddy6504 5 років тому +38

      Jantrans still got it!
      But does this make up for that Walmart/EA add.. i mean "video"?!?

    • @RavenDericson
      @RavenDericson 5 років тому +32

      @@rnbmeister I see you have heard the stories of the Tronley clan.

    • @bludj992
      @bludj992 5 років тому +3

      Which video?

    • @DJ-gd7vn
      @DJ-gd7vn 5 років тому +4

      Doesn't he already live in New York City?

  • @I_am_box
    @I_am_box Рік тому +1105

    This is the type of thing I love about JonTron being based in New York. Because Jon literally went outside, dressed and spoke like a shifty 1850 snake oil salesman as a way to insult and make fun of goop, and it probably wasn’t even the weirdest thing those people had seen all day

    • @missxmettastars5740
      @missxmettastars5740 11 місяців тому +11

      He really went out there to do that XD just funny how people standing there watching too

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 9 місяців тому +13

      It's NYC. They've probably seen some pretty weird stuff.

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@twistedyogertunfortunately, probably not the real Spidey swinging around

    • @gusharman6403
      @gusharman6403 9 днів тому +1

      Yall remember that one guy who tried to promote his cult at the end of his “Christmas with the Kranks” video he did a while back?

  • @christosvoskresye
    @christosvoskresye 5 років тому +25025

    At least with the vodka in a skull bottle, you get vodka and a skull bottle.

    • @Joelivingsten1667
      @Joelivingsten1667 5 років тому +3309

      You never throw away the skull bottle either.
      Because it's a skull bottle.

    • @victoroliveira6694
      @victoroliveira6694 5 років тому +441

      Underated comment

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 5 років тому +217

      Exactly

    • @thewelshdragon1567
      @thewelshdragon1567 5 років тому +253

      Crystal head vodka?

    • @SirKibble15
      @SirKibble15 5 років тому +414

      I got a mini sized one as a bday present a year ago and I still have the bottle

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 4 роки тому +7226

    Honestly, I'd take an entire series of Jontron, dressed like he's in Renaissance, reading dumb celebrity tweets to Skyrim ambient music.

  • @huersmininuke7
    @huersmininuke7 5 років тому +11084

    Goop is like one of those joke ads in gta5 you can hear on the in game radio

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 5 років тому +496

      "I'm out here at the Up-N-Atom Burger lookin at my phone, and I had bleets from Goop! Why is Goop even bleetin me? Who cares what a snake oil has to say on Bleeter! 'Hey hey, we got new psychic vampire repellent!' I'm not followin you, you a snake oil, leave me alone! Back to you, FlyLo!"

    • @tron2007
      @tron2007 5 років тому +7

      goop is lake appel

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 5 років тому +16

      I just bought the latest jacket at Victim dude.

    • @manniacc2681
      @manniacc2681 5 років тому +8

      Very eloquently said.

    • @twentysecondcenturywoman
      @twentysecondcenturywoman 5 років тому +2

      Shippmeh YESSSSSS

  • @Cross177
    @Cross177 2 роки тому +1921

    “$200 for god knows what? Even you’re not that stupid.”
    That cut to the woman, honestly, looks like she’s trying to solve a calculus problem.

    • @trxshmonke6590
      @trxshmonke6590 2 роки тому +149

      She looks like she about to fight jon

    • @samcross8532
      @samcross8532 2 роки тому +128

      @@trxshmonke6590 yeah it's that new York charm

    • @Hungryghost01
      @Hungryghost01 Рік тому

      Conflicted between should I buy this or hit him

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 Рік тому +103

      She’s calculating how to attack John without endangering her unborn child

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +2

      She has a pretty mean Death Glare.

  • @driftythekid
    @driftythekid 5 років тому +33515

    Jon has straight up went from “look at these wacky old games” to “we need to dismantle all of these celebrity scams”

    • @CircleHunter
      @CircleHunter 5 років тому +429

      @@unrealistic1140 Username checks out.

    • @ibeleaf
      @ibeleaf 5 років тому +243

      it mustve took him like 5 years to edit this? this shits long gone

    • @fenrir6200
      @fenrir6200 5 років тому +258

      @@judsongaiden9878 You said everything I wanted to say. I could imagine some pseudoscientist scam artist trying his best to shut this down.

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 5 років тому +291

      Except for flex tape

    • @joshuaclare4860
      @joshuaclare4860 5 років тому +371

      @@potaterjim surprisingly enough, you're right. Flex Tape is actually a decent product

  • @MrTony-rx7tk
    @MrTony-rx7tk 3 роки тому +5687

    The fact that I had no idea Gwyneth Paltrow was this unhinged really speaks to how good her acting skills are. She plays a very convincing normal person in movies

    • @yelloe
      @yelloe 3 роки тому +300

      Yeah exactly. good actors are actually crazy af.

    • @ringo69420
      @ringo69420 3 роки тому +101

      @@arthurchong5271 isn't tom cruise related to the scientology

    • @Miklondk
      @Miklondk 3 роки тому +34

      @@ringo69420 yea

    • @bradyhill2390
      @bradyhill2390 3 роки тому +118

      @@ringo69420 Yeah Scientologys last name is cruise they're cousins

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 3 роки тому +3

      Indeed she does

  • @elliegray8184
    @elliegray8184 5 років тому +6772

    I kinda really respect that JonTron (and the team) basically set up a form of public protest against the store.

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 5 років тому +572

      and one of the most accurate form of parody.

    • @fabiomora6491
      @fabiomora6491 5 років тому +317

      Yeah, that's actually awesome, I didn't believe when he shows that they were in from of the goop store

    • @drakoze9098
      @drakoze9098 5 років тому +125

      Truly a gentleman's sport

    • @masonawesome3176
      @masonawesome3176 5 років тому +135

      Jontron always spitting out quality videos

    • @bookawoe2092
      @bookawoe2092 5 років тому +147

      That's true. That is pretty cool. I can't believe Gwyneth Paltrow is behind a scam like that

  • @IdiotamSpielen
    @IdiotamSpielen 2 роки тому +5231

    Fun fact: you cannot, legally, claim love as an ingredient.

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 Рік тому +600

      Honestly, fair enough. In this day and age, if someone tells you that they made their cookies "with a pinch of love", there's a small-but-above-zero chance that there's hair in it.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Рік тому +123

      That's why it's the ingredient that's kept secret

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg Рік тому +73

      Unless is "love" (TM)

    • @colinsteadland
      @colinsteadland Рік тому +122

      @@0riginal_zer030 im more concerned about the fact that there's FDA guidelines for how many insects can be in food. certain foods are allowed more or less bugs based on their chemical makeup and size

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 Рік тому +89

      @@colinsteadland Why is that concerning?? It's just bugs, it happens.

  • @alexanderkim5043
    @alexanderkim5043 4 роки тому +3806

    The look of disgust that people give Jon on the street is pure fucking gold.

    • @rando23232
      @rando23232 4 роки тому +250

      I would be giggling my ass off if I was one of those people

    • @ELmeinz
      @ELmeinz 4 роки тому +136

      Goop shoppers ... sorry goop shoppers

    • @dannythecursedone7091
      @dannythecursedone7091 4 роки тому +36

      They probably thought Punk'd got revived

    • @varung-x8e
      @varung-x8e 4 роки тому +75

      that one lady that was going into goop

    • @miker.8743
      @miker.8743 4 роки тому +49

      15:06 is the best

  • @KingSquirtle999
    @KingSquirtle999 5 років тому +3046

    "They're all real"
    That shit had me laughing so hard.

    • @gwynethpaltro5313
      @gwynethpaltro5313 5 років тому +15

      Why? What's so funny?

    • @amaanusmani6839
      @amaanusmani6839 5 років тому +69

      @@gwynethpaltro5313 what's funny is that they're selling mustard bath lmao

    • @TetaroSeth
      @TetaroSeth 5 років тому +16

      I spit my tea out at that part.

    • @Luminousplayer
      @Luminousplayer 5 років тому +23

      that one took me by surprise actually, i had to at least chuckle

    • @marbledgold0605
      @marbledgold0605 5 років тому +46

      @@gwynethpaltro5313
      What's funny is that they have a product with Cordyceps in it.
      For context Cordyceps has a sub strain that *Zombifies* ants called Ophiocordycepes unilateralis

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 5 років тому +15101

    Ok for realsies.... That snake oil salesman act was top notch.

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 5 років тому +525

      TheLichruler I would trust him over goop

    • @peterlopez2388
      @peterlopez2388 5 років тому +492

      I'd buy that snakeoil just to help sponsor the show

    • @WTFyouDAMF
      @WTFyouDAMF 5 років тому +343

      there's gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!!!

    • @ham-mantheman-ham634
      @ham-mantheman-ham634 5 років тому +71

      Best thing I've seen in a long time!

    • @LUNCHMONEY4numbers
      @LUNCHMONEY4numbers 5 років тому +476

      This dude legit rolled a wagon from the 1800s in front of her store just for a 3 minute gag. Gotta love Jon!

  • @bzrklarz4295
    @bzrklarz4295 Рік тому +116

    3:30 ok but Jon’s improvisation with jokes is amazing. He says not to swear, and then immediately tells a random train going by to fuck off. The fact that train wasn't planned and yet he still tied it in with the joke of not swearing is comedic genius

  • @jflanagan9696
    @jflanagan9696 5 років тому +5151

    "I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year."
    Isn't pretending to be other people literally her job?

    • @racheldilts7690
      @racheldilts7690 5 років тому +131

      How dare you. Her "job" if you want to conform a lifestyle calling down to that simple 3 letter word, is selling LIFE SAVING VITAL HEALTH PRODUCTS

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 років тому +192

      I wonder if she pretends to believe her own bullshit.

    • @bearle97
      @bearle97 5 років тому +28

      Thats all tony stark paying her

    • @Fleato
      @Fleato 5 років тому +56

      But she always plays someone who's well off

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 5 років тому +4

      She doesn't bring her work home with her?

  • @Agent-47-eh
    @Agent-47-eh 4 роки тому +15559

    She's a facebook mom who has evolved into her final form

    • @ploed
      @ploed 4 роки тому +145

      thats a nice one.

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 4 роки тому +390

      @@ploed a super karen if you will

    • @thecoolestdaniel4554
      @thecoolestdaniel4554 4 роки тому +228

      Diana Burnwood : Agent 47 your next contract is Geweneth palthrogh cult leader behind the secret experiment with her sadistic and famous frequency torture many citizens in thousands as if they never existed
      eliminating her will not be easy she is constantly surrounded by a group of mega chads and karens many ICA agents have gone missing trying to eliminate her only to be found dead disembodied or disemboweld due to the testing of her various new products good luck and happy hunting 47
      Edit : holy shit I got so many likes

    • @nanaazad
      @nanaazad 4 роки тому +57

      This isn't even her final form

    • @thecoolestdaniel4554
      @thecoolestdaniel4554 4 роки тому +11

      @@nanaazad like my comment

  • @claytondemny
    @claytondemny 3 роки тому +10305

    The size of Jon’s balls for going in front of a goop store and role playing as a snake oil sailsman, while also criticizing their products is unbelievably funny as hell.

    • @tlomofficial
      @tlomofficial 3 роки тому +527

      I would pay actual money to see him do that in person

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 3 роки тому +267

      That was impressive acting to be honest

    • @BlazingRoman
      @BlazingRoman 3 роки тому +94

      im only commenting because i snagged the exact 1000th like. I know that sounds dumb but I find that impressive.

    • @animatedarliss
      @animatedarliss 3 роки тому +39

      That was a pretty funny bit

    • @mattnoodles9338
      @mattnoodles9338 3 роки тому +34

      @II Romanmapper II Nobody cares and why would you comment like being the 1000th person to like a video is a reason to comment. You should get a life bud

  • @RasenKamehamehaX100
    @RasenKamehamehaX100 Рік тому +166

    "With Cordyceps"
    Well, if The Last of Us ends up happening, we can blame Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • @RVAdada
      @RVAdada Рік тому +4

      Alright

    • @VorpalStorm
      @VorpalStorm Рік тому +4

      Cordyceps are actually pretty damn tasty! I’ve had them in Hong Kong style food before.

    • @22ninja1
      @22ninja1 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@VorpalStormit's been two months since you posted your comment and you're in the process of becoming a Runner looking for your prey.

    • @VorpalStorm
      @VorpalStorm 11 місяців тому +7

      @@22ninja1 I am but not because of the cordyceps. :)

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 8 місяців тому

      @@VorpalStorm because you are horny man?

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 роки тому +7474

    The fact that he put a literal snake oil wagon right outside of Goop store made this a next level video.

    • @francescoferazza9341
      @francescoferazza9341 3 роки тому +183

      I was in awe. That was brilliant.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +163

      The beast way to roast a charlatan.

    • @naughtyskywalker9292
      @naughtyskywalker9292 3 роки тому +69

      *Respect.*

    • @blunder7400
      @blunder7400 3 роки тому +34

      it’s fucking great 😂😂😂

    • @VJK102
      @VJK102 3 роки тому +96

      If i worked at that store I’ll be fired on the spot because i would be laughing my ass off that shit XD

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 5 років тому +2589

    “I am Iron Man” - RDJ
    “I am African” - Gwyneth Paltrow

    • @aydenulery9562
      @aydenulery9562 5 років тому +14

      FRISHR this needs to be more popular

    • @overlordpoptart
      @overlordpoptart 5 років тому +2

      @@aydenulery9562 agreed

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality 5 років тому +49

      Avengers: Endgame alternate ending:
      Thanos: I... am... inevitable.
      Pepper Potts: And I... am...
      African.

    • @adrianelpro132
      @adrianelpro132 5 років тому +9

      FRISHR Rdj actually has “You know who i am” in his bio 😂

    • @CitruSkeleton
      @CitruSkeleton 5 років тому +4

      I don't think that checks out

  • @CDKing_
    @CDKing_ 5 років тому +12836

    Stark industries sure got weird after Pepper Potts inherited the company.

  • @Shafd1
    @Shafd1 2 роки тому +882

    You have to admit, the theragun doom part was hilarious

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 2 роки тому +38

      i dont gotta admit anything.Ill never tell

    • @Scout-9301
      @Scout-9301 Рік тому +16

      @@Rowsy91 we’ll make you admit it one of these days

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg Рік тому +7

      This wise here thinks we are all snitches here

    • @cursiveM
      @cursiveM Рік тому +2

      @@Rowsy91 hey you said it you gotta spill the beans

    • @juliansandoval8022
      @juliansandoval8022 Рік тому +4

      imagine relaxing with the sound of a heavy duty breaker

  • @anthonybalista7421
    @anthonybalista7421 4 роки тому +3586

    Jon’s ability to keep a completely straight face and not break character when actual people are watching him is honestly astounding.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 роки тому +90

      That's what theatre experience will do for you.

    • @FanboyKisser
      @FanboyKisser 4 роки тому +82

      And yet break character in his own skits.

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 4 роки тому +21

      You should see barbeque salesmen at Costco... because by comparison, Jon is just having fun.

    • @koalifix6501
      @koalifix6501 4 роки тому +5

      Who said he's a character?????

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 роки тому +12

      He went to theater school. I think he did a bit with standup too, so he's probably practiced it.

  • @awsumsas
    @awsumsas 5 років тому +17512

    After losing her husband, Pepper Potts quickly descended into madness.

    • @orangeinferno
      @orangeinferno 5 років тому +171

      AWSUMSAS just take My Like

    • @completelyforgettable1130
      @completelyforgettable1130 5 років тому +24

      No

    • @_l.rat_
      @_l.rat_ 5 років тому +23

      😂😭

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 5 років тому +370

      It turns out the one who needed rescuing was Rescue herself. :(

    • @lameshane1
      @lameshane1 5 років тому +471

      She turns from technology and science because she believes it's the very thing that killed him

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 5 років тому +2562

    _"Crushed Snakes, Gotta be Vitamins in there somewhere."_
    _-Dr. Johnattan Tronley, PHD_

    • @Designandrew
      @Designandrew 5 років тому +30

      still somehow more logical than any goop product

    • @lellel6531
      @lellel6531 5 років тому +1

      what the fuck are you doing here singed?

    • @novavirus7497
      @novavirus7497 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was "trust snakes"

    • @F4lc0_Is
      @F4lc0_Is 5 років тому +8

      PhD in what, Sideburnology?

    • @nandoyosua8151
      @nandoyosua8151 5 років тому +1

      This doctor help me survive with high stadium cancer

  • @drpibisback7680
    @drpibisback7680 2 роки тому +103

    "If we don't put a stop to Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna put a stop to us! Come on, people! Hannibal's onboard!"
    - Eric Andre

  • @ponyglee
    @ponyglee 5 років тому +3740

    That snake oil salesman bit was absolute gold. What production value, and you even went near the store, that’s rad.

    • @Cuprite1024
      @Cuprite1024 5 років тому +20

      It really was. Lol.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 5 років тому +56

      I kinda want it on the merch store lol

    • @sailorgallifrey1365
      @sailorgallifrey1365 5 років тому +95

      You can tell the cultists by their passed off faces

    • @josephnicholson
      @josephnicholson 5 років тому +15

      Epic gamer move

    • @DoctoroProfesoro
      @DoctoroProfesoro 5 років тому +35

      -"hyaluronic serum whatever the fuck that is..." epic face
      Lost it haha

  • @striderzer0
    @striderzer0 5 років тому +9371

    oh god she just took her initials, GP, and put two O's in between them

    • @ChitenBugMan
      @ChitenBugMan 5 років тому +418

      Gweneth Paltrow, oo!

    • @alexhb12333
      @alexhb12333 5 років тому +843

      Can't wait for Jon to open Joot!

    • @yaboichrys5148
      @yaboichrys5148 5 років тому +593

      @@alexhb12333 jooj (Jon Jafari)

    • @ellytrabread
      @ellytrabread 5 років тому +139

      Poog
      Gpoo

    • @5udimax
      @5udimax 5 років тому +131

      @@yaboichrys5148 sound like something from a YTP

  • @demon4256
    @demon4256 5 років тому +2031

    “ONE ingredient!”
    “Crushed Snakes!”
    “...gotta be vitamins in there SOMEWHERE...”
    I love this one!

    • @squidyy2k
      @squidyy2k 5 років тому +52

      “Mustard bath?”
      “You ever heard of HEINZ?”

    • @theman76942
      @theman76942 5 років тому +3

      777 Likes. Go to Vegas.

    • @Mrs.Self.Distruct
      @Mrs.Self.Distruct 5 років тому +1

      and sued by NASA

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 5 років тому +5

      The "which is real which is fake," segment really got me. Knew they were all real from the first time I saw the video (expected the joke, but the price of "How Goopy are You," addmitedly made me go "no way that's real," for a second), and I still laugh every time I see the reveal

  • @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus
    @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus 2 роки тому +328

    I love how her cream literally has Fool’s Gold inside it

    • @carltonvonhammerstein
      @carltonvonhammerstein Рік тому +9

      I feel like she's trying to tell us something with that.

    • @asherrudick3912
      @asherrudick3912 9 місяців тому

      @@carltonvonhammersteinthat it’s foolish to buy this or that she’s the fool?

    • @carltonvonhammerstein
      @carltonvonhammerstein 9 місяців тому +1

      @@asherrudick3912 Either that or you're the fool for buying it.

    • @asherrudick3912
      @asherrudick3912 9 місяців тому

      @@carltonvonhammerstein well, if there’s one thing I’m not, it’s a fool. If she thinks I’m dumb enough to buy something like an overpriced bottle of gemstones that does nothing, I’ll make sure no one enters her stores again. Thanks to Flex Tape!

  • @pencilsduck81
    @pencilsduck81 5 років тому +1276

    "All online companies have two o's."
    So she took that, and just combined her initials to make "Goop." Truly a marketing genius.

    • @MELODE_TH
      @MELODE_TH 5 років тому +21

      All you do is hating, your mad sheis most of an entremanure than yooll evre berewf!!

    • @innosam123
      @innosam123 5 років тому +44

      Duckarooni “Amazoon”
      “Twitoor”
      “America Oonline”

    • @marywinchester1322
      @marywinchester1322 5 років тому +1

      Ha Ha ...Hahaha!😆

    • @oak9789
      @oak9789 5 років тому +16

      Nintendoo, Microsooft, Delloo, Hoop(hewlet packard), Samsoong, Loog, Gooe, Vizioo, Dailymootion, Discood, Eboo, Boong, Appoo....Yeah all of them have two O's somewhere.

    • @oak9789
      @oak9789 5 років тому +3

      Soopercell, Vaoolve,

  • @christianmopas4052
    @christianmopas4052 3 роки тому +8421

    "the sun is natural! how can it be bad for you?"
    I petition we throw gwyneth paltrow into the sun to test her hypothesis

    • @Hellothere-by4ye
      @Hellothere-by4ye 3 роки тому +91

      wahaa nice thought

    • @D3vilB4sket
      @D3vilB4sket 3 роки тому +67

      I second this

    • @jazzar23
      @jazzar23 3 роки тому +242

      but that would be actual science, preforming experiments and collecting data ya know, cant have that.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 роки тому +15

      Zactly

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 роки тому +64

      Someone send her a link about “melanoma”

  • @Danof
    @Danof 5 років тому +3177

    I should have known this was just an excuse for Jon to start a cult again

    • @kazuyakenzaki1320
      @kazuyakenzaki1320 5 років тому +37

      So how many does this make

    • @notamike4576
      @notamike4576 5 років тому +37

      C'mon jon, we haven't named our last cult and there you go starting another one again

    • @NessaWyvern
      @NessaWyvern 5 років тому +9

      Again? Darnit, I missed out on joining the first one!

    • @davedogge2280
      @davedogge2280 5 років тому +7

      when you cannot get movie roles anymore..

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 років тому +4

      Again?

  • @robertcortez4956
    @robertcortez4956 Рік тому +63

    Charlotte: I really want that milk maker to be real.
    Jon: Well I got some good news for you!

  • @vpmashup
    @vpmashup 4 роки тому +2739

    Robert Downey, Jr. : "I am Iron Man"
    Gwyneth Paltrow : "I am African"

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 5 років тому +1313

    "One ingredient: crushed snakes! Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" That one got me.

    • @tepidtamale
      @tepidtamale 5 років тому +31

      The pregnant lady staring was the best part xD

    • @tostie3110
      @tostie3110 5 років тому +13

      I'm going to use that for DnD

    • @jiehfeng
      @jiehfeng 5 років тому +5

      It's now a meme, a popular one

    • @omrilevy8481
      @omrilevy8481 5 років тому +5

      @@tepidtamale "even youre not that stupid"

    • @pussinboots838
      @pussinboots838 5 років тому +1

      @@omrilevy8481 spoiler alert; she is

  • @sebbyfergo
    @sebbyfergo 5 років тому +8014

    $120 for an Automatic Nut Milk Maker is pretty ridiculous considering about half of us were born with a free one

  • @thissitesucks905
    @thissitesucks905 2 роки тому +468

    the part where he popped the yoga ball had me in stitches

    • @michaelgrant6284
      @michaelgrant6284 2 роки тому +29

      The yoga ball probably is now too

    • @juanestrada2776
      @juanestrada2776 Рік тому +6

      Dude it made me spit my coffee out🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unicornkitteh5332
      @unicornkitteh5332 Рік тому +3

      Same! I spit all over my phone 😂

    • @novidas1613
      @novidas1613 Рік тому +10

      someone's gotta find the Bring Me to Life Jazz Remix in there I need that

    • @Z4YK0T1K
      @Z4YK0T1K Рік тому

      9:00

  • @magosmarechferracioli1128
    @magosmarechferracioli1128 5 років тому +5592

    It's not a JonTron video until he starts yelling at the public.

    • @gwynethpaltro5313
      @gwynethpaltro5313 5 років тому +29

      Right? What a crazy old grandpa. I liked him better on Game Grumps!

    • @MrNiceVoice
      @MrNiceVoice 5 років тому +116

      @@gwynethpaltro5313 he's much better off without Arin.

    • @flumphflumph6021
      @flumphflumph6021 5 років тому +14

      Seeing him do this gives me anxiety xD

    • @sirrmobreadings6978
      @sirrmobreadings6978 5 років тому +27

      ever heard of HEINZ!?

    • @MVPUnlucky
      @MVPUnlucky 5 років тому +62

      I lost it at that bit. Jon has the 1860s snake oil salesman act down pat. Might as well add him to Red Dead right now.

  • @goose1743
    @goose1743 4 роки тому +3513

    The “they’re all real” line shocked me more than anything this year.

    • @JohnnyNatrium
      @JohnnyNatrium 4 роки тому +54

      I think most of us saw that coming since before they started watching the vid tho.

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 4 роки тому +59

      Wait, one with CORTISEPS?!?! THE MIND CONTROL FUNGUS?!?!

    • @TeaCeeSee
      @TeaCeeSee 4 роки тому +55

      @@doopdoopdopdop7424 ...Cordyceps* is a wide group of fungi that includes over 350 species. Not all of them are endoparasitoid and no, none of them can affect humans. They are popular as nootropics and are frequently consumed in capsules.

    • @ChromiumDome411
      @ChromiumDome411 4 роки тому

      EterniTea don’t mind him. I drove him nuts with a GT episode in fungi.

    • @abysmalben7616
      @abysmalben7616 4 роки тому +3

      Even the electric chair?

  • @secondblackjack1051
    @secondblackjack1051 5 років тому +4145

    "All big internet companies have two 'O's in their title"
    _JonTron_

  • @blurrylettuce4982
    @blurrylettuce4982 2 роки тому +355

    Did anyone else notice that children were on the list of natural things that can harm you 😂

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 2 роки тому +52

      "Kids are cruel, Jack"

    • @gamermanx3096
      @gamermanx3096 Рік тому +23

      @@__Insanity_ “And I’m very in touch with my inner child.”

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Рік тому +3

      I think he meant giving birth

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin Рік тому +3

      @@Mister-Red No

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay Рік тому +6

      @@__Insanity_ "And I LIKE MINORS."
      /max0r 😛

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 5 років тому +2035

    I won't lie, this video is the first time I've remembered Gwyneth Paltrow even exists as a person.

    • @wanderingronin6462
      @wanderingronin6462 5 років тому +38

      i saw her recently, i a photo with bill clinton and jeffrey epstein on his island...

    • @MrPibb23x
      @MrPibb23x 5 років тому +35

      I think that's why she does this. There's a certain number of people that get a little bit of fame and then obsessively need to foster it into something... more. Her, L. Ron, R. Kelly, probably way more that I don't even want to think about.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 5 років тому +25

      I had her prettier in memory, showing her ugly character immediately made her dislikable and ruined it all for me. :(

    • @polariize
      @polariize 5 років тому +2

      I didn't know who she was before

    • @saintarthador4922
      @saintarthador4922 5 років тому +5

      Gwyneth Paltrow is just an idea

  • @dia3488
    @dia3488 5 років тому +2012

    Jon is legitimately a very good actor. The snake oil merchant bit proves that.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 років тому +95

      His theater background payed off

    • @LetsTakeWalk
      @LetsTakeWalk 5 років тому +65

      He is also a surprisingly good singer.

    • @jakehayes3466
      @jakehayes3466 5 років тому +50

      Sure, that one bit proved it, not the years and years of other bits he's done...?

    • @twistedowl7459
      @twistedowl7459 5 років тому +24

      i don’t know who jon is, that’s timothy brentwood

    • @dia3488
      @dia3488 5 років тому +47

      @@jakehayes3466 Then let me rephrase: The snake oil merchant bit proves it further.

  • @omarreyes7626
    @omarreyes7626 5 років тому +1893

    "gotta be vitamins in there somewhere" should be the slogan of every alternative medicine company

  • @pepitomov
    @pepitomov 2 роки тому +92

    The real vampire repellent were the friends we made along the way

  • @Durka-Durka
    @Durka-Durka 5 років тому +2122

    He deserves an award for bustin their balls in front of the store like that

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 років тому +70

      He also deserves a reward for busting their undersized yoga balls
      At this point I'd rather use a bowling ball for it

    • @Durka-Durka
      @Durka-Durka 5 років тому

      @@ArcturusOTE :D

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 5 років тому +4

      Yayo' Ariowibowo It would definitely be sturdier

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 років тому +11

      @@magoswes3588 in hindsight the bowling ball's material and density might actually work as a.... Lifestyle (?) ball, but rubber coated with some aeration to reduce hard impacts

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 5 років тому +37

      I’m just more surprised how he got that wagon
      I know he has like a professional team but like still that’s dedication

  • @verticaltoast2488
    @verticaltoast2488 3 роки тому +6272

    The inclusion of pyrite is hilarious, because it means that they are selling literal fools gold as well as metaphorical

    • @IAOIceland1984
      @IAOIceland1984 3 роки тому +159

      Biochem really be f*cking with me, read this as pyruvate

    • @phokingamajing
      @phokingamajing 3 роки тому +31

      @@IAOIceland1984 big mood lol

    • @dylanblack8714
      @dylanblack8714 3 роки тому +52

      @@IAOIceland1984 I’m getting flashbacks to the Krebs cycle and I don’t like it

    • @wilkinscoffee4228
      @wilkinscoffee4228 3 роки тому +66

      @@dylanblack8714 forget Krebs cycle, embrace crab cycle

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere 3 роки тому +6

      @@IAOIceland1984 mood

  • @th0nked
    @th0nked 4 роки тому +1891

    “I am african”
    *Pulls our giant 32x56 picture of Gwyneth Paltrow framed in spruce wood*

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah he has a problem

    • @sauron1414
      @sauron1414 4 роки тому +67

      ToxicSkull0 we found a goofy gooper everyone.

    • @oktsaring9506
      @oktsaring9506 4 роки тому +44

      "pulls our"
      YES COMRADE

    • @devonarmstrong7045
      @devonarmstrong7045 4 роки тому +1

      Mike Jarington funny Soviet Union joke, lets play anthem, funny ha ha hilarious

    • @zeebaka
      @zeebaka 4 роки тому

      do you think he still has it? asking for a friend

  • @remmietherat199thofmyname5
    @remmietherat199thofmyname5 2 роки тому +173

    If you pause at 12:40 there’s an oxygen machine of some kind that’s labeled “bulletproof”

    • @alvaro701
      @alvaro701 Рік тому +2

      I think that was the silliest part of that BS company lol

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Рік тому

      What.
      The.
      Hell?

    • @karlallen330
      @karlallen330 7 місяців тому

      Bulletproof Oxygen, to be exact.
      Because Oxygen is is scientifically proven able to stop bullets.

    • @daftzilla
      @daftzilla 4 місяці тому

      To be fair i think thats just the Brand name of the machine itself not any claim about it being bulletproof

  • @Arto257
    @Arto257 5 років тому +2190

    The amount of disappointment on Jon's face when he says "They're all real."
    I felt that.

    • @bumbowumbo281
      @bumbowumbo281 5 років тому +34

      But "nut milk maker"? Why is that real? What does it do?

    • @MrCCI
      @MrCCI 5 років тому +62

      @@bumbowumbo281 make nut milk

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 5 років тому +7

      I did too. He's like. What the frack is she doing. Lol.

    • @patrickchoque7720
      @patrickchoque7720 5 років тому +31

      Zackery Degonia to be honest, the nit milk maker was probably the MOST useful thing on that list. At least it ACTUALLY does something, technically.

    • @Mehrunes86
      @Mehrunes86 5 років тому +1

      @@bumbowumbo281 Are you sure, you wanna to know😂

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk 4 роки тому +3739

    "I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year." That may be the single most arrogant sentence I've ever heard in my life.

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi 4 роки тому +174

      @Oscar Wind My brainwaves are multiple levels above yours, not to be arrogant, but this fact is just an obvious things to know.

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 роки тому +35

      It's on the same level as people who claim that they have an IQ of 200 but she's not lying

    • @robertdearborn754
      @robertdearborn754 4 роки тому +11

      @@Flamme-Sanabi my brain waves are in the negatives meaning im brain dead

    • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
      @user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 роки тому +37

      *I don't mean to brag, but I'm going to anyway.*

    • @Reptilia1987
      @Reptilia1987 4 роки тому +7

      That sounds like something Tony Stark would say

  • @themonkeyvivi
    @themonkeyvivi 4 роки тому +3617

    “We’re human beings and the sun is the sun - how can it be bad for you?” laughs in skin cancer

  • @Rodoet001
    @Rodoet001 2 роки тому +169

    For those that are curious, the full ingredients list on the Psychic Vampire Repelant is:
    Sonically tuned water, rosewater, grain alchohol, sea salt, colloidal silver, theraputic grade oils of: rosmary, lavender, and juniper; a unique and complex blend of gem elixirs , including but not limited to: black tourmaline, labradorite, nuumite, black onyx, aqua aura, bloodstone, garnet, selenite, pyrite, tiger's eye, amethyst, lapis lazuli, ruby, and copper; love, mantras, moonlight, and reiki charged crystals.
    The more I look at this list, the worse it gets and the more questions I have.

    • @isabellacoccia7031
      @isabellacoccia7031 2 роки тому +21

      How tf do you get a "gem elixir"??

    • @anwd8646
      @anwd8646 Рік тому +29

      Love? Mantras? FREAKING MOONLIGHT? Is this woman okay in the head? How do you put a mantra into a bottle?

    • @darkendheart1389
      @darkendheart1389 Рік тому +9

      @An Wd I wanna know how you get moonlight in a bottle…

    • @Rodoet001
      @Rodoet001 Рік тому +11

      @@isabellacoccia7031 Seems they took the saying "squeezing water from a rock" rather literally. Though from the look of the product, they still failed and opted to just leave the rocks in there.

    • @Rodoet001
      @Rodoet001 Рік тому +3

      @@anwd8646 Gwyneth? Well, I'm sure you have to be a little bit weird to be willing to pull off something like Goop. But I also suspect she also isn't fully buying the game either, but fuck if it isn't lucrative.

  • @bentobias737
    @bentobias737 5 років тому +4446

    Jon. Jon is there just multiple hours of you standing in front of Goop shouting at them?
    I need this footage Jon.

    • @ToaKoran
      @ToaKoran 5 років тому +557

      We all need just the uncut footage of him screaming at pedestrians in that wonderful getup. That was fantastic, and it baffles me how more people weren't entertained. I seriously have to wonder nobody even cracked a smile.

    • @jonathanrivera8938
      @jonathanrivera8938 5 років тому +161

      I'm into this as well. Please, Jon, for your fellow Jons in the world, release this content.

    • @joshuamay6977
      @joshuamay6977 5 років тому +208

      @@ToaKoran Im thinking because it's New York and it's nothing new to them.

    • @chaoschashiro
      @chaoschashiro 5 років тому +73

      @@ToaKoran I'm 90 percent sure this wasn't the first he did it,there prolly use to it

    • @notdelta9990
      @notdelta9990 5 років тому +23

      I'm sorry, Jon.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +2025

    "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."
    Explains quite a bit, really

    • @remarinracoon5309
      @remarinracoon5309 4 роки тому +29

      Of I smoked more crack I would definitely eat cheese out of a tin

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 4 роки тому +14

      Wait, is tinned cheese a real thing?

    • @Mageman17
      @Mageman17 4 роки тому +11

      @@i_teleported_bread7404 probably just in some countries, but I definitely remember Kraft having canned cheddar cheese.

    • @nataliealphonse4634
      @nataliealphonse4634 4 роки тому +8

      Fr though i WOULD rather smoke crack than eat american cheese, that shit is straight up plastic

    • @remarinracoon5309
      @remarinracoon5309 4 роки тому +7

      @@nataliealphonse4634 I enjoy the plastic

  • @theheadacheking4869
    @theheadacheking4869 4 роки тому +4940

    I'm sorry, are we not gonna talk about the "Bulletproof oxygen?"

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 роки тому +178

      I didn’t notice it before but now I hate it

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 роки тому +44

      What?

    • @Scarletthespud
      @Scarletthespud 4 роки тому +83

      @@scottland8698 where when why and don't forget who

    • @noobfratimiu4611
      @noobfratimiu4611 4 роки тому +64

      Excuse me what the fuck did you just say....

    • @user-uc4de4un2z
      @user-uc4de4un2z 4 роки тому +209

      At 12:40 the oxygen tank is labled bullet proof oxygen

  • @madmanminkler1382
    @madmanminkler1382 2 роки тому +56

    I love how Jon set up a fake snake oil medicine wagon in the middle of the city and yet no one flipped out because it's New York, where crazy stuff goes down on the streets all the time.

  • @mk1k
    @mk1k 5 років тому +2136

    “They were all real”
    I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my life.

    • @Undergroundtec
      @Undergroundtec 5 років тому +9

      I'm sorry.

    • @gabrielbaima7891
      @gabrielbaima7891 5 років тому +37

      first time I actually got worried I'd pass out from laughing

    • @Jetsaturn0210
      @Jetsaturn0210 5 років тому +15

      and he said that with a straight face

    • @Roboshi2007
      @Roboshi2007 5 років тому +34

      the worst part is one of those products has the FUCKING LAST OF US MUSHROOM IN IT!!

    • @samueldoiron1656
      @samueldoiron1656 5 років тому +11

      @@Roboshi2007 The one that basically zombifies ants?

  • @spacecore94
    @spacecore94 3 роки тому +7760

    I'm at the point where I think Pepper Potts is a real person and Gwyneth is the character SHE plays

    • @yi_hou3092
      @yi_hou3092 3 роки тому +310

      Honestly I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was just a 3D CG Rendered Model

    • @kevenwoods7939
      @kevenwoods7939 3 роки тому +258

      she looks completely different as pepper so it helps also she doesnt come off as a douche

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet 3 роки тому +192

      @@kevenwoods7939 That would explain why my mind was blown when I found out they were the same person. She's actually hot as Pepper

    • @jkwinley
      @jkwinley 3 роки тому +111

      Pepper Potts is a lot more competent lmao

    • @doorsareforopening
      @doorsareforopening 3 роки тому +72

      That's celebrities for you, less human than the characters they play

  • @ADotBrad
    @ADotBrad 5 років тому +976

    "I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year."
    You're an actress! Your job is literally to do that!

    • @disguisemallow4377
      @disguisemallow4377 5 років тому +26

      But is she a GOOD one?

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 5 років тому +63

      She's admitting she's not a very good one

    • @albertzinger7132
      @albertzinger7132 5 років тому +37

      That's also disguistingly condescending.

    • @cmb4488
      @cmb4488 5 років тому +5

      If an actress in the MCU is make 25,000 she must not be very good.

    • @Weuigi
      @Weuigi 5 років тому +8

      I think she was passing remark towards to us "normal" citizens

  • @tapioca8436
    @tapioca8436 2 роки тому +39

    The FDA says “Love” cannot be listed as an ingredient.

  • @tapataeo
    @tapataeo 4 роки тому +2412

    “I don’t think anything natural can be bad for you”
    Jontron: Children

    • @gamedudex8522
      @gamedudex8522 4 роки тому +35

      Right below the platypus

    • @thekydragon
      @thekydragon 4 роки тому +32

      @@gamedudex8522 PERRY the Platypus?

    • @Godmfingdamn
      @Godmfingdamn 4 роки тому +12

      thekydragon doofenshmerts evil incorporated

    • @yesandno5213
      @yesandno5213 4 роки тому +1

      Sweat shopper

    • @erica8952
      @erica8952 4 роки тому +21

      Pregnancy and childbirth are unironically terrible for your health, so he's not wrong.

  • @voodoochile333
    @voodoochile333 5 років тому +1892

    "Has Goop changed your life?"
    "Well yes, I am thousand of pounds in debt"

    • @VX300
      @VX300 5 років тому +30

      Where we're from, they're called dollars, you filthy commie!

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 5 років тому +19

      +Stephen Harper Well obviously you can't be in debt if you are using such a strong currency as dollar.
      cough
      cough

    • @LarsonLake
      @LarsonLake 5 років тому +13

      @@MrSamulai you're never truly in debt as long as you have more weapons than everyone else

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 5 років тому +6

      @Cee_ Eisen thats probably why we're in a national debt crisis...

    • @mothermayihavesomebleach2129
      @mothermayihavesomebleach2129 5 років тому +2

      Get out of here tea drinker.

  • @stylesmarshall6990
    @stylesmarshall6990 5 років тому +607

    "They're all real." I was not physically nor spiritually prepared for that

    • @LawTzuTao
      @LawTzuTao 5 років тому +3

      I almost flatlined at that point and never recovered. 😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewpolmanter8294
      @matthewpolmanter8294 5 років тому +6

      Sounds like you need some spiritual goop

    • @justanamitard
      @justanamitard 5 років тому +5

      I expected it and it still isn't better

  • @jacobmancel6700
    @jacobmancel6700 Рік тому +54

    I love nobody pointed out the absolutely murderous look the pregnant woman was throwing at Jon when he was in front of the goop store.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Рік тому +2

      Maybe she was looking at the camera crew.

  • @anomer19
    @anomer19 3 роки тому +5872

    Can we just talk about how big of a legend he is for trash talking goop right in front of one of their stores?

    • @scottpayne7862
      @scottpayne7862 3 роки тому +141

      you mean a raid shadow legend?

    • @HighKing9000
      @HighKing9000 3 роки тому +55

      I’ve got big balls - AcDc

    • @tomdadada
      @tomdadada 3 роки тому +120

      Yeah, holding a speech as a western-snakes oil salesman in front of that store, was quite fantastic! He ´s a gem

    • @zephyr0407
      @zephyr0407 3 роки тому +10

      Hell yeah

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 3 роки тому +64

      Our English teacher showed us that video to talk to us about bullshit medical practice

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 років тому +548

    Gwyneth Paltrow sounds like the name of a Dark Souls II boss.

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 років тому +4

      My Life is a Complex Pastiche lol, true!

    • @MyNameIsDecember
      @MyNameIsDecember 5 років тому +5

      Ohhhh. So THAT is why Vendrick looks that way.

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 5 років тому

      My Life is a Complex Pastiche her father is a famous actor so we should have expected the weird names. Lucky she hasn’t inflicted that ailment on her kids.... oh... actually, never mind

  • @mrsirdba
    @mrsirdba 4 роки тому +3479

    I love how “children” is one of the natural dangers in then list he has

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 2 роки тому +75

    I only just now noticed that Linkara is in the psychic vampire's crystal ball

    • @vde1846
      @vde1846 Рік тому +8

      So did you learn you lesson, hmmmm?

  • @koalstolz1615
    @koalstolz1615 5 років тому +1840

    "They're all real" hit me like a sack of bricks.

    • @leonbarrita8581
      @leonbarrita8581 5 років тому +29

      i fucking died

    • @lkajsdflkasjdf1597
      @lkajsdflkasjdf1597 5 років тому +3

      brick number 1.

    • @brickman9133
      @brickman9133 5 років тому +1

      My children?

    • @robywankenobi32
      @robywankenobi32 5 років тому +2

      Hhahaha yeah I had to go back to the "Ash and Ember Eye Soot" like who in fuck puts that shit on there eyes ahahah

    • @JustChadC
      @JustChadC 5 років тому

      Koal Stolz that was the turning point in the video.

  • @oneanxiousboi8036
    @oneanxiousboi8036 4 роки тому +2242

    Fun fact: ‘psychic vampire’ is an actual term for someone who steals and feeds off of positive energy. So, basically:
    Gwyneth Paltrow sells a perfume to keep people from stealing your vibe.

    • @anthonygurskas4850
      @anthonygurskas4850 4 роки тому +158

      I prefer the term "Vibe Leach".

    • @SopeV0point1
      @SopeV0point1 4 роки тому +73

      I wonder....... is there a term for someone who 'steals' money by feeding off the gullibility and fragility of people under the guise of helping them?

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +27

      So it's a Vibe Check shield?

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 роки тому +3

      🤔 so Gwenyth “OO” Paltrow has something in common with Alex “Eatin People” Jones

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 роки тому +22

      @@SopeV0point1 it's called Gwyneth Paltrow

  • @saitamasenpai230
    @saitamasenpai230 5 років тому +653

    This is JonTron's audition to be the next MCU main villain.

    • @ThatFishP1
      @ThatFishP1 5 років тому +13

      Pepper’s arch enemy! 😱

    • @demi8441
      @demi8441 5 років тому +2

      Goop...she named my life’s world...to Goop.

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 5 років тому +1

      joot is a good name it has 2 o's , just like every evil corp ever

    • @guhh8792
      @guhh8792 5 років тому +2

      more like anti-villian, like deadpool

    • @Dumbledoresarmy13
      @Dumbledoresarmy13 5 років тому +4

      Dr. Jonathan Tronley, mad scientist/snake oil salesman. Overwhelmed by his desire to have the greatest company with two O's in the name (and possibly driven to madness by drinking his own stock), he commands a deadly army of genetically enhanced giant snakes bent on destroying all of his rivals, and anyone who stands in his way.

  • @stinkerpops
    @stinkerpops 2 роки тому +44

    Fun fact: the ingredients on labels are listed in order of how much of it is used (greatest amount to least amount). So, in a product called "everlasting love", the amount of love is actually used less than most of the ingredients on the label.

  • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
    @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 роки тому +1054

    15:01: Even you are not that stupid.
    Lady: 👁 👁
    👃
    👄

    • @jaxafrass7777
      @jaxafrass7777 3 роки тому +77

      She looked so angry lmao

    • @ScrambledAndBenedict
      @ScrambledAndBenedict 3 роки тому +37

      @@jaxafrass7777 The best part is she's probably still upset about it lmfao

    • @GuerovaTheGreat
      @GuerovaTheGreat 3 роки тому +29

      @@jaxafrass7777 she had a wild caveman stare.
      I guess she was a Cave ma'am

    • @dinomoviesnstuff
      @dinomoviesnstuff 3 роки тому +17

      She is mad-dogging him duude.
      "Aight, I won't be shopping in GOOP, but you'll be eating thijrendslkfskjl"

  • @nielsdebont8419
    @nielsdebont8419 5 років тому +1024

    I don’t get how people just walked past that performance
    I’d be pretty entertained by that

    • @animewarrior3
      @animewarrior3 5 років тому +64

      That one woman seemed mesmerized haha

    • @jamesmcdonald8656
      @jamesmcdonald8656 5 років тому +57

      They are New Yorker's that is why

    • @lilypads17
      @lilypads17 5 років тому +38

      Its New York fam. You learn to ignore shit like that

    • @moontowhee
      @moontowhee 5 років тому +1

      Sociatah does not compute

    • @iStacktheBacon
      @iStacktheBacon 5 років тому +18

      People in New York are desensitized to just about anything.

  • @mustachefiend2920
    @mustachefiend2920 5 років тому +819

    Soulja Boy went into the wrong racket. He should have been selling beauty products and vampire repellent instead of game consoles.

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 5 років тому +17

      Souljagoop, souljastickers, souljaoil. He would’ve made bank by now.

    • @CrimsonKiwii
      @CrimsonKiwii 5 років тому

      and soulja is still less wacko than her

    • @daftzilla
      @daftzilla 4 місяці тому

      But hes just a boy with a dream, remember?

  • @Devin1234TY
    @Devin1234TY 10 днів тому +15

    16:16 .. that one didn't age quite so well..!

    • @Feraligatrfjhgujvgh
      @Feraligatrfjhgujvgh 5 днів тому +2

      It's so fucking funny that quote is I the same episode as a Honey sponsor 😂

  • @DarkKosmic
    @DarkKosmic 5 років тому +1862

    "Nothing natural can be bad for you"
    Jon: "children"

    • @UNSCMarine117
      @UNSCMarine117 5 років тому +46

      I have had to protect my junk form children running straight at me while they hold there hands out in a fist because they are pretending to be a super hero.
      They are a evil that must be stopped.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 років тому +44

      Children are the epitome of pure evil
      I know because I was once a child and I was an asshole and the other children were also assholes.

    • @rasendori20
      @rasendori20 5 років тому +1

      *Bad?

    • @DarkKosmic
      @DarkKosmic 5 років тому +1

      Rasend0ri yea whoops, autocorrect

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 5 років тому +1

      Sgt Wolf the Victorians knew these horrors for what they are which is why they were used to work to distract them from the ball busting punches

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 2 роки тому +3487

    I love how when Jon says “they’re all real” you can just _feel_ his pure, unfiltered disappointment in the human race from just his line delivery alone

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 2 роки тому +92

      I like how him and his wife both just laughed after he said that.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 2 роки тому +100

      @@bigkmoviesandgames
      You could hear the disappointment in his voice when Charlotte said she’d buy the book.

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 2 роки тому +33

      @@jackdaone6469 to be fair I'd be disappointed too lol.

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 2 роки тому +40

      timestamp for those who need it:
      6:18

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 Рік тому +4

      So I make this comment two years earlier, and I only get 33 likes? The algorithm, man...

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 5 років тому +900

    4:03 Jon's focused on the $90 price. I'm focused on the fact it's called Balls in the Air.

    • @maximilianotrincado3335
      @maximilianotrincado3335 5 років тому +4

      So did I ..

    • @MrLDAndrade
      @MrLDAndrade 5 років тому +45

      The Fresh Prince of Balls Air

    • @aidenfunguy
      @aidenfunguy 5 років тому +10

      @@MrLDAndrade underrated comment

    • @gwynethpaltro5313
      @gwynethpaltro5313 5 років тому +2

      Sometimes balls ARE in the air, okay? It's a clever title. Also a totally legit product. People in China would KILL to pay $90 for this.

    • @thechubchubsarchives9355
      @thechubchubsarchives9355 5 років тому +2

      Gwyneth Paltro it’s a joke lol

  • @MB-qx9vn
    @MB-qx9vn Рік тому +14

    We need more brave souls in the world like Jon, who will set up a snake oil booth outside of an actual goop store. Outstanding.

  • @engrishproductions1431
    @engrishproductions1431 5 років тому +631

    I love how everyone looked at Jon at the end like he was the crazy one when the people across from him sell rocks in mineral water for *65 DOLLARS*

    • @watertypes4evers
      @watertypes4evers 5 років тому +92

      What ya gotta realize is that to them, hes not internet celebrity jontron, hes the weird video guy that shows up every few weeks and screams.

    • @SToNeOwNz
      @SToNeOwNz 5 років тому +3

      Goddamnit They're not rocks Marie they're minerals!

  • @xHunnyxCeex
    @xHunnyxCeex 5 років тому +449

    "One ingredient, crushed snakes. There's gotta be vitamins in there some where"

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 5 років тому +598

    "which by the way is $600"
    me: Wow, that's expensive. What kind of absolute idiot ever buy that?
    *next scene Jon is holding one*

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 5 років тому +63

      Easily a $2,000 investment after the set light he destroyed with it.

    • @killerlobstermoth
      @killerlobstermoth 5 років тому +4

      Maybe he got it on Amazon for twenty bucks.

  • @hywelthomas7864
    @hywelthomas7864 Рік тому +17

    “Ya ever heard of HEIIIIINZZZ?” 😂

  • @KirbytheSpaz13
    @KirbytheSpaz13 5 років тому +677

    1:35
    JonTron has two “O’s” in this company title
    What a fucking legend

    • @Nicarand
      @Nicarand 5 років тому +6

      JonTronShow has 3! That means he's going to be bigger than Google and Amazon combined.

    • @skiffy8121
      @skiffy8121 5 років тому

      samsoong

    • @BreadLoeuf
      @BreadLoeuf 5 років тому +1

      Neootflioox

    • @The_Hat_Art
      @The_Hat_Art 5 років тому

      Yootooobe

    • @girltalk08
      @girltalk08 5 років тому

      Missed opportunity not using joot

  • @Steen14
    @Steen14 5 років тому +1622

    “All big internet companies have two ‘O’s in their title: Gwyneth Paltrow”
    Only on my second viewing of this video did I realize that goop is just her initials with two ‘o’s in it.

    • @BioticPlatypus
      @BioticPlatypus 5 років тому +182

      Only when reading this comment did that occur to me

    • @JesusRuiz-gb4is
      @JesusRuiz-gb4is 5 років тому +11

      @@BioticPlatypus i figuered that much but i wonder what the fuck the O's are meant to be

    • @BeastOrGod
      @BeastOrGod 5 років тому +29

      @@JesusRuiz-gb4is She saw Google and thought "I know the secret to success!"

    • @JesusRuiz-gb4is
      @JesusRuiz-gb4is 5 років тому +5

      @@BeastOrGod so they mean nothing and she must thought goop would be taken serious god are Hollywood stairs that greed to make there own shit and sell it for thousands of dollars i mean souja boi already got a slap on the wrist who's gonna pull the next "big thing"

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 5 років тому +5

      and those O's represent her TITS

  • @jakejake8601
    @jakejake8601 4 роки тому +763

    "Mustard Bath?..."
    "Ever heard of HEEEIIIIINNNZZ?!"

    • @LavaDracovania
      @LavaDracovania 4 роки тому +10

      Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? From drab to fab with nothing but mustard! homestar runner

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 роки тому +14

      Goes good on hotdogs too.

    • @parkerbrewer1257
      @parkerbrewer1257 4 роки тому +1

      French's or bust

    • @cadensawyer6593
      @cadensawyer6593 4 роки тому +5

      the fact nobody replied Doofenshmirtz made me sad so here you go. Ever heard of HEEEIIIIIINNNZZ! YEAH DR. HEINZ Doofenshmirtz.

    • @LavaDracovania
      @LavaDracovania 4 роки тому +3

      @@cadensawyer6593 Curse you Perry the platypus!

  • @SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese
    @SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese 2 роки тому +21

    Jontron's inclusion of oxygen in his list of natural things that are bad for you is one of the most hilariously intelligent things he's ever done.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 роки тому

      Yeah - try huffing pure oxygen - see what happens!!

    • @doopdoopdopdop7424
      @doopdoopdopdop7424 7 місяців тому

      Fwoosh.

    • @raggens
      @raggens 6 місяців тому +2

      I mean, pure oxygen can outright kill you, which is why the atmosphere we breathe contains mostly nitrogen and some other gases like argon

  • @MB20978
    @MB20978 5 років тому +884

    “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”.
    So it’s safe to assume she enjoys eating cheese from a tin.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 5 років тому +5

      You never know

    • @jayasto9230
      @jayasto9230 5 років тому +4

      ExposedKitten 8254 She’s a smart woman.

    • @tunakann7629
      @tunakann7629 5 років тому

      Or theres something we dont know

    • @Mehffort
      @Mehffort 5 років тому +3

      I personally prefer my cheese from a can

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 5 років тому

      Also Ligers? Care to theorize as to what those could be?

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 років тому +410

    God, Stark Industries really went into a nosedive after Tony's death

  • @BionicDeathclaw
    @BionicDeathclaw 3 роки тому +4195

    "Only one ingredient, crushed snakes! Has to be vitamins in there somewhere" solid gold, I busted up.

    • @hellsxape
      @hellsxape 3 роки тому +10

      Haha😂

    • @urmomshouse
      @urmomshouse 2 роки тому +14

      literally made me spit noodles onto my laptop

    • @cursiveM
      @cursiveM Рік тому +2

      better take that solid gold to the bullion depository

    • @IhsanMujdeci
      @IhsanMujdeci Рік тому +2

      Such a good line.

    • @bennytf434
      @bennytf434 Рік тому +5

      @@urmomshouse this comment made me spit chips onto my laptop... thx

  • @HARUSHIBA
    @HARUSHIBA 19 днів тому +3

    I thought I was never gonna come back to see this but I was wrong. It's still funny especially at 16:29 Jon is promoting Honey while they overrides affiliate links with its own tracking codes. Lol

  • @Krenki5555
    @Krenki5555 5 років тому +894

    "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin" is my new favourite quote.

    • @phaeton01
      @phaeton01 5 років тому +1

      cheese comes in tins? i dont think cheese came in tins since the 40s

    • @gwynethpaltro5313
      @gwynethpaltro5313 5 років тому +7

      Jonathon Tron must smoke lots of the crack to make a vid slanderizing me and my totally legit company. What a nerd!

    • @ncisfan1002
      @ncisfan1002 5 років тому +2

      @ihatescreennames89 Actually in California we have different ways of describing cans. Sure there's cheese in a can but there are also cookie tins

    • @TheScience69
      @TheScience69 5 років тому

      And i LUUUUUURVE cheese from a tin!

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 5 років тому +1

      @ihatescreennames89 She was married to Chris Martin and lived in London for ages, so it makes sense for her to use British slang. There are better things to get angry at.

  • @SpockLover27
    @SpockLover27 5 років тому +415

    That bit at the end was gold, props for having the balls to just yell at a camera out in public.

    • @Emmaisviolent
      @Emmaisviolent 5 років тому +9

      JonTron isn't the person to back down from public humiliation.

  • @K.Marie119
    @K.Marie119 4 роки тому +1310

    Fun fact: goop used to claim that the stickers were made from the "same carbon linings used by NASA" in the space suits... then NASA engineers called them out and said there is no such carbon lining. 😅🤣

    • @noless
      @noless 4 роки тому +32

      Are all the products just a scam?

    • @K.Marie119
      @K.Marie119 4 роки тому +114

      @@noless I'm not familiar with the entire catalog of items for sale, but I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority are nonsense. A lot of it the placebo effect.
      Why anyone would trust a website that sells stickers for $150 that claim to do nonsense like "redirecting your body's flow of energy" is beyond me. We spend years in school to practice medicine for a reason.
      Sorry... I'm really pissed at these sort of people at the moment. An idiot woman threw a party promoting some of this nonsense and now there are 30 new cases of COVID19.

    • @halfdemon4lifeintime
      @halfdemon4lifeintime 4 роки тому +30

      When I went to work at Crate and Barrel, my trainer (who gave no shits, loved her) told us they were dropping Goop because it's bullshit and terrible quality.

    • @qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232
      @qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232 4 роки тому +2

      @@K.Marie119
      How contagious and deadly is the Rona compared to the regular seasonal flu?

    • @thiccthor215
      @thiccthor215 4 роки тому +2

      What's the song that plays at 8:37 I need to know please

  • @himesilva
    @himesilva Рік тому +5

    "it's made of one ingredient: crushed. snakes." can't get more natural than that y'all