Gwyneth Paltrow's: The Goop Lab - JonTron

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  • @xxxyeastinfection3261
    @xxxyeastinfection3261 4 роки тому +7036

    "Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?"
    "No thanks. I read in news week that she drinks human blood."
    -Futurama. season 3 episode 15.

    • @leonardcrabtreeii
      @leonardcrabtreeii 4 роки тому +505

      Futurama and Simpsons is a gem for stuff like that. Matt is the only true physic
      Edit gem for gym. Thank you

    • @marianatheschizoid5912
      @marianatheschizoid5912 4 роки тому +76

      She does actually put it in her face.

    • @TheLichruler
      @TheLichruler 4 роки тому +93

      @@marianatheschizoid5912 Well, I mean technically everyone puts human blood in their face... Through our veins and stuff as it flows through the body, keeping crap oxygenated.

    • @hawk535
      @hawk535 4 роки тому +148

      Matt groieng predicting that one day she will be a vampire. We didnt know just how right he was

    • @deltaresolve
      @deltaresolve 4 роки тому +10

      Funny you should say that...

  • @flibbittygibbitt
    @flibbittygibbitt 4 роки тому +15210

    Saying "Shrek" during a psychic reading is cheating. Everyone's thinking of Shrek at any given moment in time.

    • @nickm.5931
      @nickm.5931 4 роки тому +437

      I was literally thinking of Shrek right before reading this comment, even

    • @novadantes4850
      @novadantes4850 4 роки тому +331

      Either pepe,shrek or, pickle Rick. He turned himself into I KID YOU NOT, a pickle, A PICKLE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 4 роки тому +128

      @@novadantes4850 please dont be that guy.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 роки тому +116

      Shrek is love...

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 4 роки тому +95

      Shrek is reality

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 роки тому +11247

    "there's no sexual contact, other than that anything goes"
    Me: *commits tax fraud*

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 4 роки тому +399

      me: *draws a pentagram on the ground and sacrifice them one by one to satan*

    • @theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528
      @theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528 4 роки тому +129

      Mmmmmmm, *drugs*

    • @VelcroCross
      @VelcroCross 4 роки тому +71

      Akram Safirul please change your profile picture to yoshi

    • @arthurfoizer8065
      @arthurfoizer8065 4 роки тому +84

      That's alright, no boobies tho ☝🏻

    • @ithinkimhipster502
      @ithinkimhipster502 4 роки тому +79

      @brandon roberts I hope you did that with their clothes on!

  • @malcolmfletcher2659
    @malcolmfletcher2659 2 роки тому +7181

    So I just found out Ana Hito, the food editor and the only one who wasn't playing along, no longer works at Goop. Real shocker there.

    • @swagathan5
      @swagathan5 2 роки тому +1295

      Sounds like she's doing some kind of locally sourced food thing in New York now.
      Good on you, Ana. Glad she managed to get out of the goop.

    • @TrainsTer-91
      @TrainsTer-91 2 роки тому +595

      @@swagathan5 she's finally the food editor

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 2 роки тому +290

      @@TrainsTer-91 I watched both episodes and I still don't know what a food editor is.

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 2 роки тому +284

      @@insensitive919 she edits food

    • @luckystriker842
      @luckystriker842 2 роки тому +340

      @@insensitive919 I am very tired of people being this dense, but a "food editor" is a person who acts as an editor for the articles located within the food section of a periodical publication (newspaper, magazine) or website. It's kinda like a "sports editor".

  • @Crystalluss
    @Crystalluss 4 роки тому +6009

    "Health and wellness group."
    *It's a cult, Gwyneth. You started a cult.*

    • @bibblyboing
      @bibblyboing 4 роки тому +268

      next things you know you’ll be hearing about the Paltrowtown massacre

    • @natedogggaming1607
      @natedogggaming1607 4 роки тому +48

      @@bibblyboing Oooooooof

    • @CasperVonGhoul
      @CasperVonGhoul 4 роки тому +131

      Breaking News;
      Famous Gweneth Paltro’s goop company entire staff all drank liquid nitrogen thinking it could cure cancer. Before they died they convinced 1,000 fricken idiots to drink some liquid nitrogen as well.
      The earth saved as the stupidest people offed themselves from their own stupidity.

    • @pseudonymousgarbage8
      @pseudonymousgarbage8 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah, holding hands in a circle doing drugs definitely shows the sign of a cult

    • @fenrir-art4742
      @fenrir-art4742 4 роки тому +25

      a cult that worships a woman who was taken credit from for getting rid of iron monger in iron man movie.

  • @thedrifter5531
    @thedrifter5531 4 роки тому +5081

    i like how gwyneth is not involved in any of the "activities" she knows its all bullshit so she ain't risking it

    • @Monato_Zandu
      @Monato_Zandu 4 роки тому +395

      Not gonna lie I would’ve watched the show if she actually did all of the stuff with the other people to laugh at her trying all that bullshit thinking it would actually work.

    • @styledsimply3685
      @styledsimply3685 4 роки тому +525

      Drug dealer never consumes..

    • @lenoresutton1356
      @lenoresutton1356 4 роки тому +77

      She only cares about the money like a bitch

    • @b31a71
      @b31a71 4 роки тому +125

      I swear this show is a fucking experiment by the government.

    • @thatnerdwinter7894
      @thatnerdwinter7894 4 роки тому +44

      I mean, she had the blood put on her face

  • @desertrang3r
    @desertrang3r 4 роки тому +2829

    "Im seeing a female figure on my upper righthand screen"
    Bruh she got a HUD irl

  • @PhotoBoothDisaster
    @PhotoBoothDisaster 2 роки тому +5648

    The Goop Saga just never ends. Elise no longer works at Goop and has called the wellness culture that Goop promotes "toxic." I'm now convinced that her telling Gwyneth to "shut up" at 10:07 was 100% genuine.

    • @eatyourveggies_
      @eatyourveggies_ 2 роки тому +593

      Guess the shrooms worked their magic.

    • @titusthehuman8922
      @titusthehuman8922 2 роки тому +459

      @@eatyourveggies_ that’s what ThE sPiRiT oF tHe MuShRoOm does to you man

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 роки тому +78

      Is she the one who questioned the psychic?

    • @finisherm0ve
      @finisherm0ve 2 роки тому +279

      @@ursidae97 that's Anna,the food editor

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 роки тому +71

      Must be some book deal or documentary or something alike incoming
      Nah, jk, watching the vid now knowing that, could believe she did possibly do that out of genuine morality and integrity.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 4 роки тому +16366

    Medium be like: "is there a birthday coming up in the family within the next 12 months?"

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 4 роки тому +1270

      Medium also be like: "I'm gonna throw out every random idea I can think of, you tell me if any of them work for you, and then I'll proceed with more obvious guess work."
      *Five hours later*
      Producer be like: "OMG, YOU WERE READING ME AND MY DESIRE NOT TO MAKE THIS SHOW LOOK LIKE OBVIOUS DOGSHIT"
      *Breaks down in tears as Gwyn's illusion of shittery is dispelled before her very eyes*

    • @alexnorth3393
      @alexnorth3393 4 роки тому +823

      "Somebody died in the family within the last....50 years"
      "Somebody who liked food and..or sports.."

    • @nicholasboes8592
      @nicholasboes8592 4 роки тому +605

      That's a technique called Shotgunning. It's where they randomly throw shit out in the hopes that they hit something accurate. There are more techniques, such as rainbow ruse, where they say things that are true of literally everyone.

    • @spartan963300
      @spartan963300 4 роки тому +320

      It's so cringe just watching her lie through her teeth

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 4 роки тому +459

      @@nicholasboes8592 Yup. And good "psychics" are really subtle about it. This one feels like she just started a week before they shot, and hasn't figured out how to properly read people to best fire off what's most likely to resonate quickly.
      The fact that they scapegoated to a producer is hilariously telling that they were blatantly trying to save face.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 3 роки тому +2834

    "I'm ice man - it's because I deal with ice, and ice related activities"
    The hero we deserve.

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 3 роки тому +10

      Your comment from 8 months ago appeared on top of this one

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 3 роки тому +8

      @@djbubblegum9975 It was a much better comment, don't worry about that.

    • @Bobcat205
      @Bobcat205 3 роки тому +33

      Ice and ice accessories.

    • @nanomasa929
      @nanomasa929 3 роки тому +6

      Kimi Räikkönen, the real Iceman

    • @John-jl4dl
      @John-jl4dl 3 роки тому +14

      I deal with propane and propane related activities.

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 4 роки тому +9077

    Gwyn talks like a high-schooler desperately trying to fill the required word count on their essay

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 роки тому +464

      And still gets an F because it’s all unrelated to the topic

    • @apbitey8175
      @apbitey8175 4 роки тому +37

      Aku!!

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 4 роки тому +24

      @@AMan-xz7tx ^

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 4 роки тому +6

      F

    • @ssj4broly974
      @ssj4broly974 4 роки тому +85

      Gwyn comes across almost as if she is a student, going through her high school years. A teenager or young adult trying in desperation and likely failing in her attempt to complete an essay using the necessary number of words in order to pass said essay.

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 Рік тому +592

    As a Dutch man I have a little update on Wim Hof. He’s going to court because a teenager drowned after doing some off his condition training in cold water. He’s been also recently linked to the deaths off atleast 13 people who drowned in cold water to follow his methods.
    Dutch health experts also call him a massive threat to people’s lifes.
    Great marketing for Goop in my opinion.

    • @snartshack
      @snartshack 8 місяців тому +63

      oh damn. guy is like some sort of indirect serial killer.

    • @alexcrazy1492
      @alexcrazy1492 8 місяців тому +51

      Ice man iced some teens

    • @ryuunosuk3
      @ryuunosuk3 8 місяців тому +30

      If he has good intentions, and I think he has. I don't see a reason to jail him. He doesn't force his method on others, people follow him on their own risk.

    • @bigchungus6827
      @bigchungus6827 7 місяців тому +48

      @@ryuunosuk3 If you present yourself as an authority (he does) and advertise your methods as proven and successful (he does), you have to put a lot of effort into making it explicitly clear what the risks are and how to perform the methods to minimize them, precisely so that this doesn't happen.

    • @ryuunosuk3
      @ryuunosuk3 7 місяців тому +8

      @@bigchungus6827 I don't know, who decides what constitutes a "lot of effort"? What if he put a lot of effort but people died anyway because of external factors (like their own inexperience or something)? It's subjective. Just leave the man, and if you don't want people doing what he's doing, then explain why what he's doing is bad and that's it..

  • @MarleyCarl
    @MarleyCarl 4 роки тому +1835

    I love how Gwyneth doesn’t even do any of these experiences(?) herself but instead has her workers “volunteer” to do them.

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage 4 роки тому +186

      Elise: “Oh, the staff volunteered themselves!” Anna: “this is the craziest thing I’ve been *ASKED* to do for Goop.” So did they volunteer willingly or were they told to do it??

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 4 роки тому +13

      @@wil.d_sage that is unknown

    • @davidpopolizio3781
      @davidpopolizio3781 4 роки тому +24

      Dont get high on your own supply is the same mentality here

    • @kingofravens6335
      @kingofravens6335 4 роки тому +4

      Lets face it they pressure interns into it

    • @drew8235
      @drew8235 4 роки тому +2

      The last thing her crazy ass needs is to be taking shrooms and freaking out. She's doing quite enough damage to weak minded people as it is.

  • @sugibee
    @sugibee 4 роки тому +4959

    "The body doesn't end right here at the skin..."
    Do we have hitboxes or something?

    • @srluskas6803
      @srluskas6803 4 роки тому +326

      Yeah the goop's staff's need a few patches lol

    • @kimarykorlumiose7728
      @kimarykorlumiose7728 4 роки тому +73

      god help us if Plesioth ends up rising from the depths

    • @fatcat8088
      @fatcat8088 4 роки тому +95

      No, we have collision boxes.

    • @radioactivian
      @radioactivian 4 роки тому +7

      yes we do

    • @Pioneer5118
      @Pioneer5118 4 роки тому +8

      Everyone except for Patricia Sommerset

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 4 роки тому +4674

    "Is there a birthday in the family coming up"
    applies to 100% of people

    • @AniWillow
      @AniWillow 4 роки тому +291

      “Yeah it’s my great grandpa‘s third cousin’s s birthday like in two days how’d you know oh my God!’

    • @megazenn22
      @megazenn22 4 роки тому +83

      @@AniWillow HOW DID SHE KNOW? SPOOKY!!!!

    • @bluethan806
      @bluethan806 4 роки тому +263

      OKAY BUT IT'S LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR HOW DID SHE KNOW

    • @nicolasreveco3748
      @nicolasreveco3748 4 роки тому +45

      omg i get one every year how did you know omg u a psychic

    • @Tman20rox
      @Tman20rox 4 роки тому +59

      Woah woah I think she was reading me. It’s my birthday this week and I married shrek (a man who surgically altered himself to become shrek) and and a donkey as my best man! Then we had a honeymoon in Mexico! I don’t know how she read me in the past through the tv but woah

  • @NickMK
    @NickMK Рік тому +3051

    "if you look at the goop team, they are all carrying enormous amounts of pain and loss.."
    "And that is how we hire them, we look for the most emotionally vulnerable and susceptible people. You know... like a cult"

    • @lazyatbeinglazy13
      @lazyatbeinglazy13 Рік тому +44

      Or a very suspicious religion (all of them)

    • @triceratroytv2292
      @triceratroytv2292 Рік тому +152

      ​@@lazyatbeinglazy13reddit is down the hall and to the left

    • @Snowie7826
      @Snowie7826 Рік тому +13

      @@triceratroytv2292 Last time I checked, reddit wasn't for correct people.

    • @triceratroytv2292
      @triceratroytv2292 Рік тому +89

      @@Snowie7826 exactly my point

    • @raisingthejay
      @raisingthejay Рік тому +8

      ​@@triceratroytv2292They're right

  • @sm173y6
    @sm173y6 4 роки тому +5729

    Jon: “Until further notice, the show is going to be taking place here in my basement”. *doesn’t upload again until the pandemic is over and returns to the original set*

  • @hootle4641
    @hootle4641 4 роки тому +3216

    "Energy is real"
    There it is, most scientific thing said in this series.

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 4 роки тому +126

      Kelsey C and even that has been twisted and taken out of context

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 4 роки тому +12

      More like the only thing lol

    • @electricenergy116
      @electricenergy116 4 роки тому +4

      Kelsey C I am real

    • @LRAStartFox
      @LRAStartFox 4 роки тому +123

      Hey they also said that the body is multidimensional
      Taking up space in 3 dimensions does make the body multidimensional

    • @TheBFG-yt4mh
      @TheBFG-yt4mh 4 роки тому +1

      Ha

  • @starichu9427
    @starichu9427 4 роки тому +8091

    I just love how Gwyneth doesn’t do ANY of the crazy shit, she just sits there and goes buy my crap.

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 4 роки тому +620

      Never get high on your own supply.

    • @ApolloSniperman
      @ApolloSniperman 4 роки тому +440

      Hey she did some “pushups” that’s pretty crazy

    • @shainecorwin8709
      @shainecorwin8709 4 роки тому +103

      Did you miss the blood centrifuge bit?

    • @metaouroboros690
      @metaouroboros690 4 роки тому +174

      She did get her p̶͍͕̯̼͍̯̩͇̖̓͛̅̀̑̒̎̔͛̑́̋̉͋̃͝l̵̢͓̏̔̋̄́̕͝à̴̛͇̖͔͙̎͐̈́́͊̇̄͂́̐͐͝s̸͉̳͕̭̬̤̱̅͋̊̅̋̾̀̂̏̍͂̀̌̇̈̚͜͜m̴̡̢̦͕̖͕̜͚̥̻͂͐̀̓͝á̴̫͎̮̜̥̰̹̯̀̆̓͛͒͜ smeared on her face. That said, getting a needle full of your blood centrifuged and partially smeared on your face is just a useless waste of time when compared to nearly freezing to death for your boss.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 4 роки тому +15

      18:50 Misogynytron

  • @masp4931
    @masp4931 2 роки тому +1304

    I like how the "psychic" is just doing straight up cold reading.

    • @cassandrabyrne4172
      @cassandrabyrne4172 2 роки тому +4

      M

    • @catus-cactus
      @catus-cactus Рік тому +69

      That’s what they all do

    • @whereamigoing777
      @whereamigoing777 Рік тому +2

      Boo

    • @cameronyager9221
      @cameronyager9221 Рік тому +7

      As opposed to regular psychics

    • @twofacetoo75
      @twofacetoo75 Рік тому +1

      @@cameronyager9221 Except most psychics at least try to hide it by saying shit like 'I'm feeling that you're worried about your father, am I right?'
      This bitch is just straight up asking 'So does Shrek mean anything to you? No? Okay, how about donkeys? No? Okay, does anyone you know have a birthday in June? No? Okay, how about Mexico? No? Okay...'

  • @PatTheBatmanFan
    @PatTheBatmanFan 4 роки тому +5454

    They should call that show “Gwyneth Paltrow Sends Her Underlings Out To Do Shit She Would Never Do”

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 роки тому +279

      "White chick born into a wealthy Jewish family decided buying Oscars for her poor acting is too boring so decided to become a Bond supervillain for shiks & giggles"...

    • @BigJugsRule92
      @BigJugsRule92 4 роки тому +23

      More like: the gentry paltrow shit show

    • @ororion212
      @ororion212 4 роки тому +33

      Or "GPSHUOTDSSWND" for short

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 4 роки тому +44

      @@KasumiRINA Now I personally haven't found anything wrong with her acting, especially how she can act like not a total manipulative nutcase when she's in the Marvel movies.

    • @dingusmcflingus6637
      @dingusmcflingus6637 4 роки тому +23

      @@BigJugsRule92 more like... Bore Ragnarok

  • @andresleturtle1405
    @andresleturtle1405 4 роки тому +3398

    These people are literally the embodiment of a group of facebook moms doing things they saw on facebook

    • @JRNYMO
      @JRNYMO 4 роки тому +10

      I like this comment but it's on 69 right now so... you know I don't wanna mess it up.

    • @Rexcalibar
      @Rexcalibar 4 роки тому +9

      JRNYMO 69 likes only 4 hours ago, and now its 143. It’s beautiful how many people watch Jon videos, even on non-release days.

    • @matflo447
      @matflo447 4 роки тому +1

      At full level

    • @luridftwgaming8983
      @luridftwgaming8983 4 роки тому +1

      JRNYMO well it’s at 222 now so feel free to like it

    • @TheRealDayzohn
      @TheRealDayzohn 4 роки тому +1

      @@luridftwgaming8983 302 likes. Let's goo

  • @liambrowne3370
    @liambrowne3370 4 роки тому +6771

    Gwyneth and Elise seem to fit that stereotype where there's a head popular girl and a sidekick girl who idolizes the head girl but also harbours so much resentment towards her to a T

    • @bp2159
      @bp2159 4 роки тому +159

      Briam Lowne mean girls

    • @chasse-nigb3r
      @chasse-nigb3r 4 роки тому +36

      Exactly

    • @shrinkshooter
      @shrinkshooter 4 роки тому +418

      I can't be the only one who is unsettled by Elise. Her eyes are like dead and soulless, they have no expression, they never change. There's something that's just incredibly disturbing about it.

    • @Captain.Mystic
      @Captain.Mystic 4 роки тому +91

      like megatron and starscream you mean?

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 4 роки тому +27

      @@Captain.Mystic starscream didn't give a shit about Megatron.

  • @AnimeGirlWaifu
    @AnimeGirlWaifu 2 роки тому +935

    I only just now took the time to read the wrongful death waiver at 3:12 that Jon's team meticulously wrote, and every instance of death and injury mentioned in the first paragraph is a reference to the Workplace Saftey video

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 2 роки тому +59

      You're right! And I also just noticed that just below the signature line, what does it say?
      *"PRINT* NAME"

    • @artisannoteworthy
      @artisannoteworthy Рік тому +29

      @@SeenAGreatLight You know 'Print' is an actual hand written font, right?
      Print and Script.
      Script is cursive, and Print is non-cursive or 'regular' writing.

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому +4

      ​@@artisannoteworthyHe's never breathed air outside his room, it's okay. Let him cook in never having health issues or anything maintenance-wise.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 8 місяців тому

      ​@@artisannoteworthy'Print' means WRITE IN ALL CAPS, correct? Learned that signing for post XD

  • @Tyocity
    @Tyocity 4 роки тому +16717

    I love how during the psychic part they were like, "Oh god Ana isn't rolling with it, quick Lindsay start crying"

    • @kazrik257
      @kazrik257 4 роки тому +1875

      "Stop ruining this for me Ana you dumb slut!"

    • @kvant13
      @kvant13 4 роки тому +1819

      Ana clearly knows what cold reading is.

    • @cheesecaketwdloverr9788
      @cheesecaketwdloverr9788 4 роки тому +140

      Exactly 😂

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 4 роки тому +488

      Cold and hot readings are the most bs shit

    • @commanderphrog
      @commanderphrog 4 роки тому +583

      @@Jamie-tx7pn I'm getting a hot reading from my thermal scope in a rat shape 🐀.... I think it's in the walls...

  • @04whim
    @04whim 4 роки тому +2385

    "Energy is real."
    Okay I guess you can have that one.

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому +56

      Since energy is real, that means that PSYCHICS ARE REAL! Crazy people logic.

    • @Twistedsackboy
      @Twistedsackboy 4 роки тому +55

      achtually energy is a subcategory of goopergy™

    • @wilderking8476
      @wilderking8476 4 роки тому +3

      25:12
      Now there's some Gibb's Free energy

    • @electricenergy116
      @electricenergy116 4 роки тому +15

      You better believe I’m real

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts 4 роки тому +10

      There's no way on earth she's a medium. Easily an xxl.

  • @TheRealQuinten
    @TheRealQuinten 4 роки тому +6987

    “The problem with the world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while the stupid are full of confidence”
    - Charles Bukowski

    • @Pastrybfs
      @Pastrybfs 4 роки тому +98

      Thanks, Buck.

    • @man4437
      @man4437 4 роки тому +238

      Kind of ironic since saying something like that requires a lot of confidence in your opinions.

    • @ABEL-cd2sp
      @ABEL-cd2sp 4 роки тому +178

      MAN Charles Bujowski must’ve really doubted himself before saying that honestly

    • @DeathKnight5608
      @DeathKnight5608 4 роки тому +66

      @GYPSY KING FURY
      Obviously there are going to be exceptions, doesn't mean it's entirely wrong.

    • @weopdurdegenes6598
      @weopdurdegenes6598 4 роки тому +41

      The problem with the world is that one can quote someone while saying absolutely nothing

  • @RyuzakiHirokai
    @RyuzakiHirokai 2 роки тому +559

    9:49 I love how she comments that the goop staff carry so much pain, as if the only humans who suffer are allowed to work for goop.

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 Рік тому +40

      Only humans who have suffered terribly would allow them to treat them this way lmao

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris Рік тому

      Shit avengers

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Рік тому +8

      @@gokuxsephiroth4505 Not at all, the people who understand the corporate game allow people to treat them this wey.

    • @_sparkdala_
      @_sparkdala_ Рік тому +11

      given she looks like she hates working there every time she's on screen she's probably saying something like "Gwyneth Paltrow is praying on these people with a lot of pain in their lives so she can line her pockets with their money"

    • @Nanorobotic
      @Nanorobotic Рік тому +2

      Yeah no that checks out. I'm sure the application form doesn't even start with a box for your name. It's just:
      "DO YOU KNOW SUFFERING?
      WILL YOU PRETEND GWENETH PALTROW IS A FRIEND?
      Will you sign this waiver? Ok? Ok thanks. What's that? Payment? Woah woah woah, let's see if you make it through the day first."
      You don't even sign it. The fine edges of the paper slice into your fingers and the blood contract is sealed.
      ...but obviously if you're happy, you just kind of shake your head, put the paper down and walk away. It's just how it works.

  • @BickNutton
    @BickNutton 3 роки тому +1641

    Man, I love how that "Psychic" was getting proved COMPLETELY wrong. And then a producer was like "Oh SHIT, we can't make money if they know she's a sham. Quick, someone say that they are actually reading YOU." It's genuinely quite hilarious that the producer comes in and says "I actually think you're reading Laura"

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 3 роки тому +100

      I have to know if that's an excuse they'd thought of before or if it was just a last second lightbulb. Cuz that is an epic save if she did that on the fly. I think a bonus is in order. But if I was the lady getting the reading I'd be seething, but also have to begrudgingly accept that they snatched it right at the buzzer and I thought I'd already won. Just thinking "C.mon! She was dying, she was DEAD! It was OVER, she was 1/2 second away from giving up and then what happens?.....
      _Oh I think you're actually reading LAURA!_
      WHAT THE HELL? No. That was mine! I could already feel the self-satisfaction starting to wash over me I was so close. F- me!
      smh
      What can you do? Goddammit."

    • @thatturtledude5947
      @thatturtledude5947 3 роки тому +4

      @@zmbdog ^

    • @greypug7769
      @greypug7769 3 роки тому +9

      It was Lindsay but good comment

    • @garylevine3521
      @garylevine3521 3 роки тому +49

      They never explained Shrek and that makes me so upset.

    • @diojoesturr7505
      @diojoesturr7505 3 роки тому +7

      @@garylevine3521 cus no one in the entire goop workforce even knows what shrek is

  • @randomness928
    @randomness928 4 роки тому +1651

    “I drew this awesome dog”
    “[STANDARD DOG]”
    I don’t think I could have laughed harder

  • @Hank-fn2ur
    @Hank-fn2ur 4 роки тому +4757

    She’s entered the “I’m done with movies what do I do now” stage of celebrities

    • @Yung_Bnoxxx
      @Yung_Bnoxxx 4 роки тому +52

      When I saw ur pfp I thought Morgan lemons returned and I astral projected

    • @Hank-fn2ur
      @Hank-fn2ur 4 роки тому +13

      Who?

    • @pk-jn2pf
      @pk-jn2pf 4 роки тому +30

      Hank 2542 he’s kind of like that guy with a mustache. A Legendary commenter

    • @Hank-fn2ur
      @Hank-fn2ur 4 роки тому +15

      Wow, just looked him up. That’s wild

    • @itstherealbrace6424
      @itstherealbrace6424 4 роки тому +8

      Hey bro what's your iFunny

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase 2 роки тому +306

    I’m convinced that the reason it was silent during the push-ups is so we don’t hear Gwyneth struggling to breath

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 4 роки тому +14578

    I love how Anna isn't playing along, and everyone's freaking out that she's disproving the psychic

    • @runkstrunks
      @runkstrunks 4 роки тому +3101

      "Oh shit she's not going along with it."
      "Cut out the footage."
      "No wait i have an idea, bring in the associate producer."
      *begins to cry over a Donkey*

    • @tron.6041
      @tron.6041 4 роки тому +1665

      “She WAS the food editor”

    • @IzzyBella739
      @IzzyBella739 4 роки тому +469

      I'm sending shrek

    • @pspcow
      @pspcow 4 роки тому +630

      The only person there with a brain

    • @aidendavid2680
      @aidendavid2680 4 роки тому +642

      This seems like a cult

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 4 роки тому +2207

    "Ethics? Definitely won't need this one".
    Straight up savage.

  • @lilacdreams0120
    @lilacdreams0120 4 роки тому +2196

    Omg this is so cringeworthy. That Elise person has to be the best example of a brown noser. The kiss-assery is too intense it’s ridiculous

    • @Farvadude
      @Farvadude 4 роки тому +309

      idk if my only shot at a six figure salary came from indulging gwyneth paltrow's dumb quest for spiritual enlightenment i might go for it

    • @DevHyatt
      @DevHyatt 4 роки тому +242

      She's like a brown noser who is super passive-aggressive to her boss she obviously hates.

    • @Milky_Mercy
      @Milky_Mercy 4 роки тому +57

      @Farvadude, this might just be me, but even for a six figure salary, there’s only so much I could stand

    • @iscander_s
      @iscander_s 4 роки тому +17

      @@Farvadude And because there is a plenty of people in the world who will happily sell their own dignity for money, we live in a such shithole.

    • @Farvadude
      @Farvadude 4 роки тому +8

      @@Milky_Mercy afaic it really just depends on how much money she's offering. i was born kinda lucky so idk if i'd ever be that desperate, but if i was screwed over from birth i'd probably go for it in a heartbeat

  • @GhettoFabuloso
    @GhettoFabuloso Рік тому +162

    "MEXICO, BURRITOS, SHREK. "
    Lindsey: 😲😭😭

  • @zworm99
    @zworm99 4 роки тому +1931

    Every time Elise talks to Gwyneth she sounds so passive aggressive and jealous. Like every comment is a "discreet" slight against her boss and I love it

    • @dioniscaraus6124
      @dioniscaraus6124 4 роки тому +117

      White girl drama.

    • @mindsetpower5712
      @mindsetpower5712 4 роки тому +73

      Liberalism is a hell of a -drug- mental disorder

    • @dioniscaraus6124
      @dioniscaraus6124 4 роки тому +14

      @@mindsetpower5712 I'm sure they enjoy cheap labor.

    • @RandomAllen
      @RandomAllen 4 роки тому +62

      @@mindsetpower5712 Liberals aren't the people who regularly talk to an invisible man for moral advice and follow barbaric nonsense from desert primitives as gospel.

    • @whitemakesright2177
      @whitemakesright2177 4 роки тому +73

      @@RandomAllen *tips fedora*

  • @MM-xn6tn
    @MM-xn6tn 4 роки тому +1947

    Squidward: "Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider."

    • @toyboy3913
      @toyboy3913 4 роки тому +16

      Trust me when I say this there is no limit to stupid

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 4 роки тому +5

      The nudity part kinda reminded me of that part in Witcher 3 where you go into a woman’s bathhouse

    • @dawnbringerriven8961
      @dawnbringerriven8961 4 роки тому +7

      She probably believe the earth is flat.

    • @scrambles2732
      @scrambles2732 4 роки тому

      Didn’t Einstein say that the expansion of the universe and human stupidity were both infinite?

    • @egzitwoond6391
      @egzitwoond6391 4 роки тому

      @@scrambles2732 He said he wasn't so sure about the expansion of the universe though.

  • @novaa11
    @novaa11 4 роки тому +1830

    My favorite Jon quote "that was my grandfather, he was a giant Mexican Shrek donkey."

    • @Finn_7117
      @Finn_7117 4 роки тому +22

      That’s shrek 5

    • @solar.apocalapsi
      @solar.apocalapsi 3 роки тому +31

      Is that tied with “you fuckers, you motherfuckers, I will RaIn HeLlFiRe UpOn YoU

    • @solar.apocalapsi
      @solar.apocalapsi 3 роки тому +6

      It’s at 25:28

    • @trinityk8201
      @trinityk8201 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like that’s so underrated😂

    • @dragonking2719
      @dragonking2719 3 роки тому

      What happened to John did he stop UA-cam

  • @LeatherCladVegan
    @LeatherCladVegan Рік тому +227

    "I sense... that someone in your life has a... birthday, coming up?"
    Slow clap. You nailed it. Fucking detective right there.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 8 місяців тому +5

      Cue the Caddicarus skit XD
      Game - "Lucy has a birthday coming up!"
      1 - "Ooh! I have a birthday coming!"
      2 - "Me too!"
      1 - "Me too!"
      3- "I also have a birthday coming up!"
      2- "Me too!"
      1 - "~squeal~"
      (Dalmatians 3 episode.)

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 4 роки тому +2509

    *Cold reading*
    Cold reading is one of the most important tools a fake psychic can have. It is the art of tricking marks into giving you specific information about themselves or their families that you then pretend you knew ahead of time.
    The primary tactic is "guessing" something that sounds specific but is actually overwhelmingly likely to be correct for a massive number of people, such as "an older man in your family has heart trouble". Almost every cold-reader will rely chiefly or entirely on this one trick alone.
    The other tactic is "multiple outs": speak ambiguously and let the mark selectively interpret, or say many things at once and go with whichever one is "right". This is riskier because it only works if the mark is cooperative. Smart psychics will not rely too much on this. Jackson is not a smart psychic.
    As an example of combining both, "a child is having trouble at school" covers both academic difficulties and bullying. No schoolchild in the world is free of both of those things, and you didn't specify which one you meant, so it is a safe guess to try to look psychic.
    Jackson is easily able to fool all of the bimbos who _aren't_ skeptics:
    • She does not name a specific person. All of the traits she selects for, she is "right" if _anyone in the person's family or friend network_ arguably fits the bill. The mark determines whether all traits must match one person, or if the traits can distribute across multiple people.
    • Her sensing of "a female figure" means she is aware that she herself and about 50% of the world population exist. Also, she is working with a scam company that is near-exclusively staffed by and specifically targets women. Everyone she talks to is skewed in favor of having a close relationship with female family members.
    • E-L or "el" sounding feminine names include Isabelle, Amelia, Elizabeth, Belle... it is one of the most common sounds in female names ever
    • Thanks to the birthday problem, the chance that any given day is close to "an upcoming birthday" of _somebody in the family_ is astronomically high.
    But she is helpless against Anna, Denier of Minds, who doesn't cooperate with her one bit:
    • She gives herself multiple outs with twins / Gemini / two-back-to-back in the hopes that Anna, Speaker of Nos will accept any creative interpretation of these as an accurate read. Of note, Gemini is the third most common Zodiac sign in the United States.
    • She gives herself _almost infinite_ outs with the condition: experience related to (funny story OR picture OR donkey OR Shrek OR trip to Mexico). Anna, She of Stone Face does not sell at all even though it is almost certain that _one of those or another_ matches her family.
    But oh! It matched _somebody in the family of somebody else in the building._ What are the odds that _any one person there_ had a family experience relating to a trip to Mexico, the 7th-most popular tourist destination in the world, and wanted to include its ubiquitous and adorable donkeys in a photo while there?
    (they're about 99.9%)

    • @captainvafeas9018
      @captainvafeas9018 4 роки тому +325

      I'm totally naming my next D&D character Anna, Denier of Minds

    • @kimarykorlumiose7728
      @kimarykorlumiose7728 4 роки тому +113

      an intriguing read, good stranger.
      thank you for taking the time to type it out.

    • @orangejuiceislife9910
      @orangejuiceislife9910 4 роки тому +80

      My brain is now slightly bigger. Thank thou.

    • @nezorthenosegod9858
      @nezorthenosegod9858 4 роки тому +31

      This is very detailed thank you for the info

    • @swammers8520
      @swammers8520 4 роки тому +18

      Pretty sure this was in a south park episode once...

  • @shawnf360
    @shawnf360 4 роки тому +1976

    "Is there anything to do with shrek?"
    Lindsay in the background: *sobbing*

    • @keyboardcorrector2340
      @keyboardcorrector2340 4 роки тому +124

      *"I was only nine years old..."*

    • @youtubeshmuel7138
      @youtubeshmuel7138 4 роки тому +55

      Soooomebody once told me (freeze frame)

    • @bryceriley7036
      @bryceriley7036 4 роки тому +18

      Shrek is love shrek is life

    • @lordlantern599
      @lordlantern599 4 роки тому +13

      *Shrek wants to know your location*

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +14

      Lindsay: my grandfather took me to see Shrek The Third when I was a little girl, the nightmare scene scared him so much he died of a heart attack

  • @idkmanp9573
    @idkmanp9573 3 роки тому +7535

    I love how the person with the only scientific backing is a crazy Dutch guy

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 роки тому +481

      oi but here in the where im from land of the midwestern united states 44° Fahrenheit is actually decent weather, especially in early spring.
      NOW I WOULDN'T SUGGEST SWIMMING IN THAT WEATHER but it's kinda nice, you know? sometimes it's nice to be a little chilly.
      now if it snows one more goddamn time i will... do something idk maybe cry.

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 роки тому +59

      @TotallyAwesomeness YT aren’t mountains cold tho my brain is metled

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 роки тому +42

      @TotallyAwesomeness YT for me, 30 is pretty nice, but 70 is really friggin hot.

    • @charliecoke7396
      @charliecoke7396 3 роки тому +323

      Actually his twin brother went out and disproved his backing, revealing it actually has more to do with genetically predetermined stores of brown fat than any fancy meditative state.

    • @DavidEllis94
      @DavidEllis94 3 роки тому +80

      @@charliecoke7396 Beautiful.

  • @Leomatoad
    @Leomatoad 2 роки тому +268

    25:14 I love how genuinely offended and angry Jon sounds in this clip

  • @wailmoregd140
    @wailmoregd140 4 роки тому +6501

    Jon is giving himself lung diseases creating a fire hazard in the pursuit of the Spirit of the Mushroom. That's real dedication right there

  • @sellers737
    @sellers737 4 роки тому +1788

    if only the Titanic passengers used Wim Hof's breathing method they could've survived the thermo-shockingly cold water

    • @NarakunoHana100
      @NarakunoHana100 4 роки тому +108

      *"It just works."- Jontron*

    • @jeffreypaik6651
      @jeffreypaik6651 4 роки тому +28

      Titenic

    • @alalala132whyisthishandletaken
      @alalala132whyisthishandletaken 4 роки тому +13

      people regularly bathe in ice 3 degrees celsius in temperature. There's a huge difference between -2c and 7c.

    • @DaMonster
      @DaMonster 4 роки тому +28

      Are you referring to the _Legend_ of the Titanic?

    • @nickseda5371
      @nickseda5371 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, I think Jack Hof's breathing method was better.

  • @gabrielcancinos4578
    @gabrielcancinos4578 3 роки тому +3360

    I live in the Netherlands and can say that the Dutch guy asks if he can hug her because in the Netherlands hugging is a huge demonstration of affection

  • @bobbythepirate1430
    @bobbythepirate1430 2 роки тому +24

    Bobbythepirate here, just glad to see some recognition for my ability to use a map. Thanks man

  • @tearsofposidon8341
    @tearsofposidon8341 3 роки тому +2878

    This show should be called "Power of the Placebo Effect, with Gwyneth Paltrow"

    • @_sh1ggy
      @_sh1ggy 3 роки тому +47

      Well the placebo won't work if she openly says it

    • @xkidgey
      @xkidgey 3 роки тому +15

      It was really you all along also thanks for the money sucker

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 3 роки тому +21

      @@_sh1ggy the placebo also wont work if it instantly kills you
      so im pretty sure her saying its fake wont do much

    • @godspeedbabylon1663
      @godspeedbabylon1663 3 роки тому +10

      *Stockholm Syndrome

    • @godspeedbabylon1663
      @godspeedbabylon1663 3 роки тому +6

      @@jb-zi7cj I know, I’m referring to how her employees deal with the shit she puts them through. It all feels creepy.

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 4 роки тому +1630

    "He made them lay in the shape of a snowflake. He may be cold, but he's not heartless."
    Jon, you are a treasure.

    • @mr.octopusfisherson3600
      @mr.octopusfisherson3600 4 роки тому +14

      Even though his upload schedule is shit, it’s worth it

    • @KouskaChikara
      @KouskaChikara 4 роки тому +12

      @@mr.octopusfisherson3600 he leaves you sitting out for months then hits you with onea deeze! its honestly pretty great when they come xp he is probably the only youtuber who ive been subbed to for years who can consistently get me to full on laugh ,and it not be in a cheap "try not to laugh challenge" type of way where youre just laughing at both the vid theyre watching and the effort theyre taking not to laugh themselves

    • @Zirythl
      @Zirythl 4 роки тому +1

      loli went randomly in the comment and read this while he said the exact line.

    • @masterjames2627
      @masterjames2627 4 роки тому +1

      Epic

  • @fraydizs7302
    @fraydizs7302 4 роки тому +1589

    Pshychic: "Im sensing some Shrek in your future"
    Ana: "Im sorry, you what?"

  • @c4shguy224
    @c4shguy224 2 роки тому +329

    i think most of this counts as workplace abuse

  • @nolanrux7866
    @nolanrux7866 3 роки тому +1616

    I've come to the conclusion that Paltrow is the female version of Dan Aykroyd, just somehow even less self aware and more insane.

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 3 роки тому +147

      At least Aykroyd is implied to have an excuse. He's admitted to be autistic and autistic people tend to be obsessive about a particular topic they take interest in, and I guess Dan's favorite topic to learn about is cryptids and the paranormal.

    • @garylevine3521
      @garylevine3521 3 роки тому +49

      I think she is a good example that if you give someone that much celebrity, chances are they can lose it or have already lost it and this gives them a platform to lose it in public.

    • @Macho_Fantastico
      @Macho_Fantastico 3 роки тому +89

      At least Dan Aykroyd sells decent Vodka. Gwyneth Paltrow just sells BS.

    • @kaimerry1587
      @kaimerry1587 3 роки тому +77

      at least crystal skull vodka is actual vodka in a cool bottle.

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 3 роки тому +60

      Don't compare the two. Worst thing Aykroid has done is say Vodka is path to enlightment

  • @theelike4302
    @theelike4302 4 роки тому +968

    "The body doesn't end at the skin"
    Oh yeah I've played Dark Souls. Your hit box is actually a 6 ft sq box around you. In fact MOST players are forcibly aware of this.

    • @absolutepineapple4115
      @absolutepineapple4115 4 роки тому +43

      Sometimes it's the entire map, cuz lagg is always here to help.

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 4 роки тому +10

      Benoit Levesque Yeah and the inability to pause

    • @chimneybill9651
      @chimneybill9651 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, your hair’s outside the skin

    • @absolutepineapple4115
      @absolutepineapple4115 4 роки тому +5

      @@JetBen555 it's PvP? Have you never seen another player in dark souls? It's the only real time your hit boxes are off.

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 4 роки тому +3

      @@JetBen555 Dark Souls isn't just a singleplayer game and lag isn't just online. You're thinking latency.

  • @andrewmartin4436
    @andrewmartin4436 4 роки тому +844

    “You cannot jump in; this is dangerous”
    *proceeds to tell everyone to jump in*

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 роки тому +26

      Also, 7 degrees celsius? Dangerous?
      Sure you can't bathe like it's a hot summer day in California but come on. You won't get _"thermoshocked to death"_ by the cold.

    • @hootle4641
      @hootle4641 4 роки тому +1

      Are we even sure that water was actually the temperature he said when they all jumped in?

    • @Suthek
      @Suthek 4 роки тому +6

      @@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 The issue is not hypothermia, but the cold shock response. If you're covered or submerged in sufficiently cold water, your body reacts instincutally and your reflex is to inhale; I don't need to tell you that that's not a good thing to do if the submersion happens quickly enough so that your mouth is underwater by the time the reflex triggers. This reflex is in fact the major cause of fatalities when people break through the ice on frozen lakes etc.
      And, to the trainer's credit, that reflex is in fact a thing that you can train and prepare to overcome. The rest of his voodoo is still questionable though.

    • @hughhanson5414
      @hughhanson5414 4 роки тому

      Those pussies can stfu I live in Alaska and when I was 12 me and my dad went on a kayaking trip and both of our kayaks flipped in 40 degree f water and I was stuck in the water for 2 while minutes.

    • @hughhanson5414
      @hughhanson5414 4 роки тому

      Suthek your completely right

  • @GGreen-iz3sc
    @GGreen-iz3sc 4 роки тому +466

    "Here at Goop, we only hire people with the most mental trauma and psychological problems."
    -Gwenyth Paltrow, probably

  • @fullcrackalchemist
    @fullcrackalchemist 4 роки тому +3631

    “No sexual stuff” proceeds to have immense sexual tension between three dudes

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 4 роки тому +1612

    The psychic was so hard trying to pull something out of Anna and she was just shaking her head nonestop. Lovely girl, possibly the only one with a shred of brain left in that company

    • @maxkane1684
      @maxkane1684 4 роки тому +204

      Nobody has seen Ana since the filming of that episode. Weird...

    • @majormoron605
      @majormoron605 4 роки тому +234

      @@maxkane1684 Oh No, she's been turned into goop

    • @maxkane1684
      @maxkane1684 4 роки тому +169

      @@majormoron605 Fuck!! Gwyneth fed her to the ice man!!!

    • @VeneficaDelirium
      @VeneficaDelirium 4 роки тому +80

      She's probably just thinking "a paycheck's a paycheck".

    • @Ahnock
      @Ahnock 4 роки тому +44

      100% the psychic just read up on the people that were coming in and mixed the info up for them.

  • @ATM_Jack
    @ATM_Jack Рік тому +198

    I know Jon won’t read this 1000%, but to answer his question, a “food editor” is someone who works with food content in magazines, websites, or other media, like goop’s cool book. They plan and create engaging food-related articles, recipes, and reviews. They’re in charge of making food look good for photos, keeping up with food trends, and editing written content to make it interesting.

    • @jpthesteampunkartist5847
      @jpthesteampunkartist5847 Рік тому +6

      Thank you, I was as confused as Jon about that.

    • @ATM_Jack
      @ATM_Jack Рік тому +2

      @@jpthesteampunkartist5847you’re welcome!

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 4 місяці тому

      Oh, so it's false advertisement for disgusting "diet" food.

  • @TransportSupremo
    @TransportSupremo 3 роки тому +1763

    I love the way the phycic lady just throws out random stuff until she gets a yes

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 3 роки тому +164

      I mean, that’s all being a “psychic” is. If there actually were psychics, they would be able to tell you something without the little guessing game.

    • @nobodybw1962
      @nobodybw1962 3 роки тому +109

      @@dumbumbumbum8649 Yeah, but you're supposed to start broad, like "I sense you've lost something recently" or "There's a recent event that bothers you", Stuff that's almost a sure yes. They give a response, then you work off of that. You don't start by immediately going into super specific stuff, like Shrek. There's no certainty they'll give a yes to that, and you just look like a moron, hence why they pulled the "Oh, you were reading the wrong wave length" crap.

    • @carcionpetto
      @carcionpetto 3 роки тому +58

      @@nobodybw1962 if she went first guess shrek with me, I may have fallen

    • @faselblaDer3te
      @faselblaDer3te 3 роки тому +37

      @@carcionpetto Honestly, if you're doing a cold reading with any sane person, going with Shrek should be a safe bet. I think about him all the time.

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 3 роки тому +7

      @@faselblaDer3te yeah but these aren't sane people

  • @MrPlow-jc4cr
    @MrPlow-jc4cr 4 роки тому +1337

    "To me, this whole medium psychic-world is very much like Santa Claus"
    "That's the truth! Just because something sounds so fairy-tale like and so beautiful doesn't mean it's not true"
    ...is...is she implying that Santa Claus is real?

    • @Dracothrope101
      @Dracothrope101 4 роки тому +55

      Yeah umm.. would you be suprised? I dont think she does though, to sell stupid bullshit and keep it as a job she needs to know how to con people with double negatives.

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 4 роки тому +43

      With enough of those mushrooms he is

    • @alexanderburkhart4078
      @alexanderburkhart4078 4 роки тому +43

      At this point I’d rather believe Santa is real instead of that goops products and wellness ‘exercises’ actually do anything beneficial

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 4 роки тому +1

      Amber The Gay Furry you got me curious, what is an empathic psychic ?

    • @when7573
      @when7573 4 роки тому

      @@ohnoitschris wasnt one of the suspected many inspirations of the claus shamans who smoked mushrooms and wore red/white

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 4 роки тому +948

    Netflix: I'm gonna cancel everything you care about.
    Netflix: Hey anyone wanna watch the Goop Lab? It's legit, promise.

    • @jacobboc9549
      @jacobboc9549 4 роки тому +34

      I swear Goops just a cult

    • @ShiryuCain
      @ShiryuCain 4 роки тому +33

      Netflix: we have goop lab and big mouth, fuck you for everything else.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 роки тому +25

      Mystery Science Theatre 3,000
      Netflix: Nah
      Gwyneth Paltrow does mushrooms, takes ice bath with crazy Dutchmen, and puts blood on her face to look younger in bizarre “health” rituals.
      Netflix: OH FUCK YES!

    • @duwangambulance7048
      @duwangambulance7048 4 роки тому +18

      Netflix: Want more Bojack? Want a continuation of Saiki K Reawakened? Do me a favor and fuck off then because we ain’t gonna bother to do it. Catch you on the flip side ya little shit, we’re gonna make more The Goop Lab

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 4 роки тому +4

      Oh ... Oh you like Lucifer ?
      Too bad . I don’t give a single star about this Satan .
      BECAUSE WE GOT DRUGGIES AND NORTH MYTHOLOGY THAT WE WILL KILL EVERY EPISODE !
      Me : Why are you like this ?

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 Рік тому +37

    "I'm Iceman. Because I participate in ice, and ice-adjacent activities."
    I'm shaking and crying right now.

  • @Merchantic
    @Merchantic 4 роки тому +747

    Jon: "Gweyneth's back!"
    Me: "Jon's back!"

    • @ryouma1717
      @ryouma1717 4 роки тому +7

      every time we think he's dead he proves us wrong

    • @komonmania5722
      @komonmania5722 4 роки тому

      I is it a bit weird that jough is gone?

    • @loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998
      @loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998 4 роки тому +1

      It's a bit weird that I comment the same thing and I got no likes 🤔

    • @srenandersen2070
      @srenandersen2070 4 роки тому +1

      Komon mania please don't talk about jough

    • @pangln
      @pangln 4 роки тому +1

      @@srenandersen2070 why not? What happened?

  • @lolboy546
    @lolboy546 3 роки тому +6966

    I love how Gwyneth forced her staff to do this shit but didn't participate herself.

    • @Swarnted158
      @Swarnted158 3 роки тому +281

      Thats basically torture. right?

    • @franciscoayesta2770
      @franciscoayesta2770 3 роки тому +110

      @@Swarnted158 pretty much.

    • @sarasteege2265
      @sarasteege2265 3 роки тому +258

      Kind of a cult leader move, right? Or y'know...other things. That might be in the DSM-5.

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 3 роки тому +170

      *Okay so I’m sending 8 of you to do magic mushrooms in Jamaica, and you have no say in it.*

    • @tbone2099
      @tbone2099 3 роки тому +125

      Nah, she did like, a pushup.

  • @benjaminstevens4468
    @benjaminstevens4468 3 роки тому +3944

    I love the look of absolute panic that came over the psychic, when Ana was not willing to play along with the bullshit, before Gwyneth brought the associate producer to tears and forced her to lie on camera.
    It makes no sense for someone to cry because their living father wants to have a jokey photo booth with a donkey, it’s the kind of reaction that would happen when a medium contacts a long lost love one who was separated from the family during a major traumatic event.

    • @kylejones7632
      @kylejones7632 3 роки тому +380

      "It makes no sense for someone to -" is basically Goop.

    • @KyleBuschsFavoriteFood
      @KyleBuschsFavoriteFood 3 роки тому +252

      @@kylejones7632 "It makes no sense"
      Basically Goop

    • @radicalraggers8385
      @radicalraggers8385 3 роки тому +91

      @@KyleBuschsFavoriteFood"no sense"
      the goop scheme

    • @pinzokiyama3387
      @pinzokiyama3387 3 роки тому +96

      @@radicalraggers8385 “no” is what you should say if Goop asks you to participate in their experiments

    • @Kiahsoahsnjs
      @Kiahsoahsnjs 3 роки тому +112

      lindsay really want that promotion

  • @plaidhatter1674
    @plaidhatter1674 Рік тому +47

    Whats funny is that the ice man actually did spark interest from researchers. However, if I remember correctly, he just ended up teaching them his techniques instead of providing them with information on how his biological structure kept him from freezing alive.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid Рік тому +11

      One of his brothers has actually said before that Wim is technically correct but he's got the workings of it wrong.

    • @MoonTurky
      @MoonTurky 7 місяців тому +5

      And then you realize he has been charged with murder because a student of his bullcrap died in the cold water.
      He is also charged for 13 other deaths that followed his advice.
      I know people are braindead, but please dont sink so low

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 20 днів тому +1

      I think it ended up being like…vaguely functional but nothing special? I remember reading that the method could increase adrenaline and like, produce some internal heat by burning more energy than you normally do just sitting around.

  • @theR1ch
    @theR1ch 3 роки тому +2250

    My boss that signs my checks is so strong because she can do so many push-ups on her knees. So brave and stunning. Truly the apex of human achievement.

    • @pvanpelt1
      @pvanpelt1 3 роки тому +149

      It seems like her main qualification was her ability to suck up to Gwynnie.

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 3 роки тому +8

      Doesn't your boss kidnap women and kill them and then kidnapped a little girl who he was gonna kill?

    • @klaythoring1326
      @klaythoring1326 3 роки тому +4

      As though she doesn't work out constantly 🙄

    • @Blobbyo25
      @Blobbyo25 3 роки тому +29

      @@zanesanchez646 She didn't even do 30 she did 20. And you could achieve that in a month of working out, maximum. Nothing impressive at all

    • @maryhadalamb3313
      @maryhadalamb3313 3 роки тому +12

      “And she was fasting”

  • @Jfrosty09
    @Jfrosty09 3 роки тому +2142

    Watching Jon make fun of an Ego maniac steal money from insanely insecure people has brought warmth to my cold heart

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 3 роки тому +41

      Does it bring a smile to your face?

    • @amaterasu1222
      @amaterasu1222 3 роки тому +23

      @@gapetheapegod7976 It sure did for me.

    • @kaylafidhdhah2889
      @kaylafidhdhah2889 3 роки тому +19

      Well the profile pic of thanos smiling is convincing that it brings smile to his face

    • @sgtwired1266
      @sgtwired1266 3 роки тому +3

      Ha! I even smile when he said let's use smaller words like give and me and your and money. Then it clicked and said give me your money

    • @oolexer
      @oolexer 3 роки тому +2

      @@sgtwired1266 it did

  • @hiimollielol1663
    @hiimollielol1663 4 роки тому +460

    "I've been empty inside for 37 years now"
    Gwenyth: *starts laughing*

  • @AZIONG651
    @AZIONG651 Рік тому +80

    25:24, I feel like that was some actual anger that leaked out from Jon there. And if it is, who could blame him?

    • @FOR-THE-EMPEROR736
      @FOR-THE-EMPEROR736 8 місяців тому

      I couldn't blame him, I wanted to punch that misuse every second he was on the damn screen

  • @thedocblock6421
    @thedocblock6421 4 роки тому +1541

    "This is Anna, our Food Editor-"
    Anna: I don't believe in psychics
    "...
    This is Anna, our Former Food Editor-"

    • @Marssnowable
      @Marssnowable 4 роки тому +14

      I genuinely don't understand, like, you get nothing from youtube comment likes, it doesn't even validate you since you stole the comment. I'm just actually curious why you would want to steal a youtube comment and repost it.

    • @thedocblock6421
      @thedocblock6421 4 роки тому +87

      @@Marssnowable Well, I *genuinely* didn't steal this comment - I came up with it from watching the video, and if someone posted the same comment before me, it's a little something called correlation - not causation. Hundreds of other people have likely already posted the same or similar comments, and hundreds people have called them out for "stealing a comment."

    • @Marssnowable
      @Marssnowable 4 роки тому +8

      not correlation when its word for word copied.

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 4 роки тому +28

      I find this comment entertaining, especially after re-reading it again. I first read it as "I don't believe in physics" but then realized that is was suppose to be psychics.

    • @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep
      @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep 4 роки тому +34

      @Egg Hey egg, you seem a bit boiled right now, why don’t you scramble to another website where comments and likes don’t get fried up over each other.

  • @jordannorth5310
    @jordannorth5310 4 роки тому +2537

    Gwyneth: so whens the next iron man movie?
    Marvel: were killing iron man. So we don't have to be involved with you anymore

  • @justaduck3615
    @justaduck3615 4 роки тому +3690

    Gwenyth is giving off big ‘robot pretending to be a human’ energy.

    • @sandeater1133
      @sandeater1133 4 роки тому +27

      Hmmm.... there are more of my kind out there.... who would've thought

    • @Dennzer1
      @Dennzer1 4 роки тому +5

      Good observation.

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 роки тому +9

      Zuck 2.0

    • @darkdeathlord1102
      @darkdeathlord1102 4 роки тому +8

      She's a Synth
      No other explanation

    • @lunaticusdjit
      @lunaticusdjit 4 роки тому +3

      Or is she giving off "big robot pretending to be a human" vibes. The quotation marks change everything

  • @adambomb1553
    @adambomb1553 Рік тому +460

    Jon nearly gave himself lung cancer for our amusement

  • @ickflip
    @ickflip 4 роки тому +3565

    When the world needed him most, our beloved JonTron has returned

  • @HolkHugan
    @HolkHugan 4 роки тому +607

    "I've been carrying this sort of emptiness and loneliness around for 36 years now..."
    This homie needs a hug.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 4 роки тому +24

      This homie needs boot camp.

    • @ashleyloyola6980
      @ashleyloyola6980 4 роки тому +9

      39 years *

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 4 роки тому +18

      @@kgpspyguy Boot would actually kill him. They don't have vegan soy lattes at parris island

    • @rodrigotkm8429
      @rodrigotkm8429 4 роки тому +13

      Hopefully he's 46 years or something. otherwise, he was born with said emptiness and loneliness in his life, and literally lived his entire life, aware that he's hollow, worthless and sad.
      In the end, sure, he needs a hug.

    • @russianbear4959
      @russianbear4959 4 роки тому +2

      No he needs a cat

  • @momocoloured1675
    @momocoloured1675 4 роки тому +440

    If Paltrow can get a Netflix show, It's time Jon got one too

  • @DarlingDreadful
    @DarlingDreadful Рік тому +23

    The “mhm, big strong men” as Gwyn nods catches me off guard every gd time 😂😂😂

  • @bobbyhinner3225
    @bobbyhinner3225 4 роки тому +759

    If you ever feel at your lowest, just remember:
    You could have always been someone who bought something from goop

    • @ngilman1883
      @ngilman1883 4 роки тому +28

      Bobby Hinner thank you. I am healed

    • @Mateo-fo5xd
      @Mateo-fo5xd 4 роки тому +16

      this always applies except for Charlie also known as Moist kr1tical

    • @Shadowfire204
      @Shadowfire204 4 роки тому +10

      @@ngilman1883 from not purchasing from Goop, Goop has actually healed you. You owe Gwyneth Paltrow your thanks.

    • @thatginger6839
      @thatginger6839 4 роки тому +16

      @@Mateo-fo5xd it still applies, he's just like Jesus: he takes the fall for humanity so we're saved from sin

    • @Mateo-fo5xd
      @Mateo-fo5xd 4 роки тому +4

      @@thatginger6839 ill pray for that, brother

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames 4 роки тому +13894

    It's like... actually HARD to watch the show parts of this.

    • @maxg2335
      @maxg2335 4 роки тому +114

      Hi Jeff. Love your videos.

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 роки тому +52

      Same, love ya Jeff

    • @novau115
      @novau115 4 роки тому +175

      I actually thought of stopping. But my curiosity push me forward. I NEED to see how much worse this can become

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 роки тому +100

      I feel the cringe flowing through my veins.

    • @traceyredus4283
      @traceyredus4283 4 роки тому +40

      Yeah, I have no clue how they make this so bad. Also love your vids.

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 4 роки тому +2721

    At least ice guy looks like he's having fun. Everyone else looks constipated.

    • @jamescampbell2353
      @jamescampbell2353 4 роки тому +60

      The ice guy I think also went on Jordan Peterson

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 3 роки тому +57

      Yeah he’s okay imo

    • @MarshmallowHope536
      @MarshmallowHope536 3 роки тому +14

      Probably are constipated tbh

    • @arbysexploror2177
      @arbysexploror2177 3 роки тому +16

      @@jamescampbell2353 wim hofs legit you should try the wim hof method look it up

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 3 роки тому +118

      He's actually not that awful as a person. Just a bit weird. Not a fraud like Paltrow.

  • @corybolton5121
    @corybolton5121 2 роки тому +315

    “I’ve been carrying around this pain for 39 years”
    *some guys touch his breast*
    “All my problems are solved forever. Thanks goop”

    • @MintyArisato
      @MintyArisato 10 місяців тому

      Boob touch always solves everything. Real talk though, regular contact with loved ones goes a looong way - even if you’re not a hugger, just receiving affection (words, being in the same room, etc) from people is vital to your psyche.

  • @respawn223
    @respawn223 4 роки тому +570

    I like how hard the psychic is trying to "read" the lady and when its obviously not working, suddenly just so happens that one of the producers lined up with what she was just spitting out.

    • @ajesco
      @ajesco 4 роки тому +84

      GP in the back: "It's not working. YOU, BULLSHIT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW."

    • @Druid-T
      @Druid-T 4 роки тому +49

      It's called Cold Reading, you make guesses that apply to a a lot of people and then use a person's tells and body language to narrow down the specifics

    • @Tismitch
      @Tismitch 4 роки тому +16

      I hope Ana was fired for embarrassing the quack overlord (the medium AND GP) so she gets away from those nutcases WITH a severance cheque because she deserves to be rewarded for not being able to smell GPs fish oil and jade filled colon.

    • @keydenedward2612
      @keydenedward2612 4 роки тому +8

      burritos donkey and shreksico also get really upset

    • @Turlesy
      @Turlesy 4 роки тому +1

      Cold reading

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 3 роки тому +1187

    "It wasn't supposed to be sentimental but it became sentimental" yes, that's how sentiment work, it's created over time.

    • @alcole-holic8779
      @alcole-holic8779 3 роки тому +58

      This whole show is either obvious things that they try to act smart with, or just completely bs

    • @stinkymonke3835
      @stinkymonke3835 3 роки тому +2

      He showed memes by cowbelly

    • @calebmurphy9406
      @calebmurphy9406 3 роки тому +1

      I think you're just trying to sound smart, my guy.

    • @ryanmetson5514
      @ryanmetson5514 3 роки тому +1

      I’m

    • @alcole-holic8779
      @alcole-holic8779 3 роки тому +1

      @@calebmurphy9406 me or the person who said that in the video?

  • @chicknuggs5707
    @chicknuggs5707 4 роки тому +449

    "Oh my god...that was my grandfather! He was a giant Mexican Shrek donkey!" Almost choked on my own spit after hearing that one

    • @Bradymiller9101
      @Bradymiller9101 4 роки тому +2

      Haley Crandell SAMEEEEEE

    • @thegreatherox
      @thegreatherox 4 роки тому +2

      Random bummer, a gamer comedian who actually used to work with the Mexican voice of Shrek's Donkey just died this week due to Corona

  • @TheQuackingOne
    @TheQuackingOne Рік тому +35

    The doors LOCKED the security guards, I FROZE em. killed me

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 4 роки тому +750

    "If I didn't breath the whole time I wouldn't make it" Yeah, that's basically how human body works

    • @tropeadope4532
      @tropeadope4532 4 роки тому +14

      *WhO wOuLdA kNoW!?!*

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 4 роки тому +10

      @@tropeadope4532
      NoT tHEsE iDiOtS!

    • @tropeadope4532
      @tropeadope4532 4 роки тому

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) what

    • @shannmander
      @shannmander 4 роки тому

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) 15:35

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 роки тому +4

      To be fair, freezing cold water does actually make it difficult. The sudden and intense stress and shock on your body can cause you to be so tense that you stop breathing unless you're careful

  • @dreayth
    @dreayth 4 роки тому +9952

    I've started to realize that Jontron is just a really high quality reaction channel with skits in-between reactions. And I love it.

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 4 роки тому +248

      Oh god its true

    • @Eden3361
      @Eden3361 4 роки тому +509

      That's what we in the show biz like to call a commentary channel

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 4 роки тому +256

      Kinda missed the days he did vidya gaems

    • @dhawkeye4439
      @dhawkeye4439 4 роки тому +249

      He’s what a reaction channel should be

    • @danielorourke8847
      @danielorourke8847 4 роки тому +173

      John is the Nostalgia Critic but actually good

  • @official_hungaro6335
    @official_hungaro6335 4 роки тому +1860

    "Is there someone in the family that is particularly fond of oxygen?"

  • @gendygoblin8391
    @gendygoblin8391 Рік тому +36

    Anna’s really holding back on bursting into laughter or she is thinking her life over to determine how the hell she got there.

  • @uddagisko
    @uddagisko 4 роки тому +1253

    24:22 - "The body is multidimensional"
    Three dimensional is multidimensional, so he's technically not wrong.

    • @greatgallade
      @greatgallade 4 роки тому +71

      He's just trying to sound more smart than he really is

    • @vibhum
      @vibhum 4 роки тому +34

      He's also imparting energy by clapping and stuff
      It's called vibrational kinetic energy

    • @jacobkiley6169
      @jacobkiley6169 4 роки тому +40

      @@vibhum it's called a bunch of shit

    • @vincesc720
      @vincesc720 4 роки тому +4

      What? Of course theres more than 3 dimensions. Your brain has its own private picket dimension where it stores data and processes information.
      Come on! Think!

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 4 роки тому +1

      Don't encourage them

  • @jimmyoakmeister
    @jimmyoakmeister 3 роки тому +2922

    At this point, I trust this ice guy more than I trust Gwyneth Paltrow

    • @Heizzer47
      @Heizzer47 3 роки тому +318

      Win hof is pretty legit. The immune system part maybe isn’t but the mental resilience is true. He has records for being surrounded by ice for 90 minutes. I mean like he stood in a tube and they poured ice in and his body temperature didn’t drop at all. He’s legit but some stuff he says maybe not so much

    • @Viceroy_Sundercles_III
      @Viceroy_Sundercles_III 3 роки тому +71

      I trust Gwyneth less than an ice cube.

    • @bttrl8thnspncr
      @bttrl8thnspncr 3 роки тому +113

      Shit, I'd even trust the dude facilitating the shroom trip before I trust Paltrow with anything at all

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 роки тому +20

      He’s what happens when a country has no drug laws

    • @jimmyoakmeister
      @jimmyoakmeister 3 роки тому +6

      @@ghazghkullthraka9714 Amazing

  • @RyuzakiReaper
    @RyuzakiReaper 4 роки тому +1659

    This entire thing reads like someone that is running a cult and they talked to other cult leaders and then talked to crazy people. They didn't even try to hide how insane they all looked. Was this show made on netflix a way for them to expose just how insane they are and look? Like the netflix people came up and said "We want to make a show about your company." and they turned to their partner and said "To expose your insanity."

    • @kffire12
      @kffire12 4 роки тому +14

      @@B8GViews I've heard the legends

    • @SeeThroughTV
      @SeeThroughTV 4 роки тому +30

      It is a cult

    • @KarIgnishaYumi
      @KarIgnishaYumi 4 роки тому

      Best answer.

    • @araamahasla555
      @araamahasla555 4 роки тому +40

      Legitimization. That's the point, the more they show it and the more they pose it as something normal, the more people will think it actually is. You don't even need the: "pose it as something normal" part honestly.

    • @icky46111
      @icky46111 4 роки тому +47

      No seriously, my wife and I were just going on about how they're building up a cult of personality around Gwyneth with the way they talk her up the entire time. Red flags started going up when they started about how amazing and beautiful and perfect she is, etc, etc, and then came the pushups.
      It is hard to finish this video because of all the cringe Gwyneth and her cult are putting out.

  • @dechicken6090
    @dechicken6090 Рік тому +15

    I swear, this feels like a mockumentary with Robin Williams playing the fisherman and the guy who leads the group circle

  • @329link
    @329link 4 роки тому +3866

    "We can control our autonomic nervous system"
    Excuse me, I'm no neurologist, but isn't it called AUTOnomic for a reason?

    • @renohasbigtits
      @renohasbigtits 3 роки тому +74

      That’s what I was thinking lol

    • @valhalla_1129
      @valhalla_1129 3 роки тому +131

      To be fair, if we could potentially control it but we need to undergo specific things to create a connection with it in our brain (which is roughly how Hof describes it), it'd just mean that the name we have for it is outdated. You don't NEED to control it for it to work, after all. Hof just wants people to learn to influence it or something, I'm not entirely clear on what the process is, but that's at least what he's allegedly doing.

    • @spockula7502
      @spockula7502 3 роки тому +254

      @@valhalla_1129 Wim Hof is full of shit, he has an excess amount of brown fat in his body (which is essentially just dense fat) that allows him to withstand much colder temperatures than the average human. It has nothing to do with mental blocks or controlling your autonomic nervous system, it’s just genetics. He’s pretty much a seal.

    • @pixelmaster9964
      @pixelmaster9964 3 роки тому +6

      @Blank Twice walrus rider

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 роки тому +73

      @@spockula7502 Brown fat is generated as a response to cold exposure you genius... Wim Hof is probably the only part of this garbage series that is legit, seeing as there are proven benefits both to cold exposure and his breathing technique.

  • @Dracothrope101
    @Dracothrope101 4 роки тому +416

    I love how lindsey was probably like "SHIT! SHES NOT BUYING THIS! WE CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN! KAREN SPRAY MY EYES WITH THAT PERFUME AND SAY THAT SHE WAS READING ME!"

    • @grim66
      @grim66 4 роки тому +49

      Right? It's so obvious that they realized that the first girl wouldn't play along, so they just BS'd that she was reading "someone else" so that the gullible viewers wouldn't think the psychic was a hack.

    • @salade5324
      @salade5324 4 роки тому +36

      "oh yes, my mexican dad always wanted a donkey, also he liked shrek"

    • @thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454
      @thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454 4 роки тому +16

      @@grim66 yeah and they related all those things in such a simple story, that she... Cried about?

    • @MrLeonardord
      @MrLeonardord 4 роки тому +9

      @@thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454 her dad was killed in a mexican standoff by a donkey hiding green ogre

  • @garfieldarbuckle6374
    @garfieldarbuckle6374 3 роки тому +2653

    “I think I see a charade, too. And a donkey performing it.“ is such an underrated line.

    • @hellspawnedhero1123
      @hellspawnedhero1123 2 роки тому +30

      I overlooked it so much when I watched it before that I didn’t even know what you were talking about. Then I heard and just started busting a gut XD

    • @Ian_Standley
      @Ian_Standley 2 роки тому +29

      Not me. It’s my favorite line right next to “He’s turning into an angel in his F***ing brain dude.” Lol 😂

    • @AsadKhan-ic9qi
      @AsadKhan-ic9qi 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ian_Standley reminded me of Saint Maud

    • @willwillwill333
      @willwillwill333 Рік тому +17

      "My grandfather, he was a giant Mexican Shrek donkey" 😭 all the lines in this video kill me honestly

    • @capootiscrepitoos
      @capootiscrepitoos Рік тому +6

      My favorite is still "Whatever you said, yes..... I AM COLD MAN! I mention this? I am cold man"

  • @Tasteless_87
    @Tasteless_87 9 місяців тому +11

    “…so is it 36 or 39? I don’t get it…Kevin I have a feeling the mushrooms back there may have melted one of your cortexes.” 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @amateurpicatsso6448
    @amateurpicatsso6448 3 роки тому +4720

    Real quick, I would just like to say: if Netflix let JonTron make a Netflix show, I would absolutely watch it

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 3 роки тому +72

      I think it would save Netflix

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 3 роки тому +58

      A whole ass show? He barely uploads on UA-cam, let alone while trying to do a show

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 3 роки тому +102

      @@ravencollins5638 We were just saying it would be entertaining, not logical

    • @dooomguy5956
      @dooomguy5956 3 роки тому +22

      He doesn’t need that shitfest of a platform

    • @theholydoge78
      @theholydoge78 3 роки тому +25

      @@dooomguy5956 your right he should make his own subscription platform i would buy it