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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2019
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  4 роки тому +8863

    Thanks to Rise of Kingdoms for sponsoring this video! Download the game now by using my link patron.me/jontron and don’t forget to check out my alliance by searching “JonTron”!

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 4 роки тому +6491

    Storage: Employees only
    Yohnny: that sign can't stop me, I can't Read

    • @TheMostUninterestingMan
      @TheMostUninterestingMan 4 роки тому +148

      Maybe he was so stupid his mind convinced itself he could die from a shin wound.

    • @meowolet
      @meowolet 4 роки тому +80

      Did you just make a meme under a yontron video

    • @Cobra-Commander83
      @Cobra-Commander83 4 роки тому +29

      What do you mean video, it's an Archieve of newly generated memes.

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheMostUninterestingMan pfft you ever felt a shin would? coulda fooled me.

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 4 роки тому +15

      @@TheMostUninterestingMan Anterior tibial artery
      Peroneal artery
      Posterior tibial artery

  • @niccoraven4405
    @niccoraven4405 4 роки тому +2119

    So, thing about Sylvia Browne...She did predict that she would die...at 88. She died at 77, further proving her wrong.

    • @a.s.i.n.i.n.e
      @a.s.i.n.i.n.e 4 роки тому +122

      Niccoraven4 only 11 years off

    • @comradeemoji9920
      @comradeemoji9920 4 роки тому +17

      @@a.s.i.n.i.n.e true

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 4 роки тому +185

      What a terrible psychic - she couldn't even die correctly.
      "I predict... That I am now going to hold up... Three fingers. 🖐 ...Crap."

    • @OpiumPrime28
      @OpiumPrime28 4 роки тому +55

      She should've said she would live for the at least 1,000 years she could've lived 1,001 years

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 4 роки тому +12

      @@rarampz7721 Lmao, nice troll

  • @waakufaaku9554
    @waakufaaku9554 3 роки тому +1732

    I really feel for the farmer's daughter, I too dislike it when illiterate people won't stop writing me hand written letters.

    • @progoof9148
      @progoof9148 2 роки тому +87

      Barely literate, not completely illiterate...

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 2 роки тому +55

      @@progoof9148 Honestly that would be almost everybody back in those times.

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 2 роки тому +34

      *Hand drawn letter.

    • @TheRealNTM
      @TheRealNTM Рік тому +29

      "Dear John Doe...
      🥴🥴🥴🥴😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫👌🤌👍👎🙄😜🥶👌👌👌🪨🩸🩸
      Signed, Yonny Josemytt"

    • @chrish4439
      @chrish4439 Рік тому +20

      @@rockythesnailracechampion7144 That's actually a misconception. Back in medieval times you were considered illiterate if you didn't know Latin but pretty much everyone could read and write their own native languages. That misconception carried on and now we stupidly think anyone who didn't grow up in modern times was illiterate. When in reality literacy was not the issue people think it was.

  • @Peshy_
    @Peshy_ 2 роки тому +858

    Gotta love the fact that “The Devil & Father Amorth” was on the non-fiction shelf at 7:26, also it’s a 2 year foreshadowing to when he does a video on it.

    • @Ghost_Hawk
      @Ghost_Hawk 2 роки тому +32

      I was just about to comment that!

    • @commanderbunny8442
      @commanderbunny8442 2 роки тому +16

      Glad someone else noticed too

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian 2 роки тому +18

      Oh my GOD

    • @AnimeFan_2013
      @AnimeFan_2013 2 роки тому +10

      I noticed when I recently rewatched this video

    • @marchwaltz
      @marchwaltz Рік тому +2

      whoops I commented and decided to scroll further lol

  • @Slenderquil
    @Slenderquil 4 роки тому +3089

    "Barely literate"
    "You have to stop writing these letters"
    What barely literate man would write several letters to a person?

    • @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805
      @gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805 4 роки тому +346

      Yohnny Yohnson

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому +99

      Yohnny, you have to stop writing me these letters!

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому +38

      And yeah, I had the same thought as you.

    • @tx3786
      @tx3786 4 роки тому +182

      He was probably just practicing writing single giant letters and sending it to her because he doesn't know if he's doing it right.

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 роки тому +43

      @@tx3786
      Я
      И
      Ч

  • @alexglau7473
    @alexglau7473 4 роки тому +5053

    Any other bareley literate, emotionally disturbed farmhands out there?

    • @kuzoroar6031
      @kuzoroar6031 4 роки тому +31

      Alex Glau me

    • @saladtalad1311
      @saladtalad1311 4 роки тому +82

      Alex Glau I think you are "bareley"(barely) literate

    • @Dindonmasker
      @Dindonmasker 4 роки тому +216

      @@saladtalad1311 no he's a farmer. he's barley literate.

    • @Slurms19
      @Slurms19 4 роки тому +6

      yo

    • @Dice2013
      @Dice2013 4 роки тому +11

      Howdy

  • @allenearl1514
    @allenearl1514 3 роки тому +2979

    It's funny how Jon's production value is visibly better than those of the shows he reviews.

    • @adammarch9604
      @adammarch9604 2 роки тому +68

      He has a chainsaw weilding murder behind his couch

    • @HUNTR11
      @HUNTR11 2 роки тому +60

      @@adammarch9604 had*

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 2 роки тому +10

      @Garmon You know he has a full team right, an they have a studio?
      Editing softwear an TV production in the 90s was expensive an unlike these days did not have droves of hobbyists in editing an any for of production in the numbers we have today. His stuff amazing dont get me wrong but comparing the two is... ye really very different playing fields.

    • @KUIJEN8659
      @KUIJEN8659 2 роки тому

      @@serenity8839 where does he get the money from to pay for all of that?

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 2 роки тому +13

      @@KUIJEN8659 Hes been a huge content creator for years. This stuff pays very well. Can imagine contracts from the ads also on such a large video is very lucrative.

  • @tzenntausi8458
    @tzenntausi8458 3 роки тому +170

    The fact that Sylvia didn´t even succeed at exorcising the ghost is the most believable part of the story.

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 7 місяців тому +3

      Can't exorcise what isn't there.

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 місяців тому

      ​@@na-ky8ouI would guess u have very low awareness and not much experience in life trying to say a broad statement

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 5 місяців тому +4

      @@EliTheShaman I'm just not gullible.

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 місяців тому +1

      @@na-ky8ou then try doing it for urself while understand that u can only do tricks with ur mind when u believe it...cuz just like in ur dreams u are what u get but u average ppl dont understand conciousness and therefor have a very dumb idea for how this shit all works. Ur western culture is so comfortable and spoiled that y'all don't feel that u have to go find answers for urself and it makes y'all so usable

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 місяців тому +1

      @@na-ky8ou when ur doing a practice that requires conciousness one must gain trust in themselves for it to become repetitive... Same with everything else in life.. even scientists have contradictory arguments to one another y'all are just so blind on how ur own perception works y'all just Wana be lazy and believe the world's egotistical concensis with no work of ur own. To do what I do u have to go through an event In life that makes u take everything more seriously and therefore u become more decisive and then can put that energy into experience something spiritual or new... Magick is just another method, and therefore a different type of science..

  • @connerlee8890
    @connerlee8890 4 роки тому +8887

    I miss the robotic voice saying
    “JON-TRON”
    at the end of the into.

    • @applesmith9137
      @applesmith9137 4 роки тому +395

      Conner Lee and his bird :(

    • @smilesfinn7806
      @smilesfinn7806 4 роки тому +263

      Apple Smith I’m pretty sure that Jacque is still there

    • @applesmith9137
      @applesmith9137 4 роки тому +53

      smiles Finn i hope so

    • @connerlee8890
      @connerlee8890 4 роки тому +115

      Apple Smith
      Here’s hoping
      Haven’t seen him in so long that I disassociated him with his voice.

    • @nowdefunct6075
      @nowdefunct6075 4 роки тому +336

      @@connerlee8890 he stopped featuring Jacques because it was stressful on him.

  • @drn316
    @drn316 4 роки тому +6750

    Psychic: “Your daughter is in heaven”
    Police: *calls off the search*
    Daughter: *watches tv in disbelief*

  • @Spo8
    @Spo8 Рік тому +136

    The door flying out of the intro and on to Jon is such a perfect example of how this channel puts the extra effort in and it absolutely pays off.

  • @CaptainHalibut
    @CaptainHalibut 2 роки тому +310

    Did NO ONE point out that Yonny is literally just the character from “Of Mice and Men”, even down to the California detail??? Sylvia couldn’t even come up with a good enough story lmao

    • @snowrios8084
      @snowrios8084 10 місяців тому +2

      Elaborate?

    • @thatoneguy2816
      @thatoneguy2816 10 місяців тому +25

      @@snowrios8084 yonny kind of reminds me of lenny but just like he said the place they are at is California also yonny was kind of in love with a woman kind of like lenny when he saw the beautiful woman

    • @Mamaluigi13
      @Mamaluigi13 2 місяці тому +6

      Don’t forget the intro blatantly copying Twilight Zone

  • @melicus8384
    @melicus8384 3 роки тому +4552

    damn that murderer guy should have watched "surviving edged weapons"

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +114

      "Murderer" ?
      The dude was chopping wood angrily and hit himself in the shin, when did the murder happen?

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 3 роки тому +145

      A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. He means the Jason dummy that Jon decapitated

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah. But at least someone finally learned how to kill him.

    • @shannoncahill8380
      @shannoncahill8380 3 роки тому +12

      Max • I cosplay as a bunny

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 роки тому +18

      Smen

  • @babyrhyth9458
    @babyrhyth9458 4 роки тому +1844

    Imagine walking into a toys r us looking for a gift for your kid and you see all the staff sitting in a circle doing a seance

    • @bromaster4136
      @bromaster4136 4 роки тому +41

      And nothing is there no spirit just a con artist

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 4 роки тому +19

      I would back away slowly.

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 роки тому +3

      69 likes, nice

    • @chunchun3099
      @chunchun3099 4 роки тому +6

      Just your average monday

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 4 роки тому +18

      Maybe "Yohnny Yohnson" was just someone going to get a toy and backed away when a strange woman told him to basically die. Or he was picking up his kid who was a part timer

  • @ronanguy3431
    @ronanguy3431 2 роки тому +379

    At 7:26 “The Devil and Father Amorth” can be seen on the shelf. Jon has been planning his video based on that film for fucking years

  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 3 роки тому +274

    “WARNING: Do not watch. True Ghost Stories” is actually unironically a good name for a ghost tv show.

    • @FernandoGutierrez-ub1lt
      @FernandoGutierrez-ub1lt 5 місяців тому +4

      Furthermore avoid watching the anime "ghost stories" it's actually a really good official English dub

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 місяців тому +3

      (COPS WERE CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL)

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 4 роки тому +3699

    Yohnny "Yontron" Yohnson didnt actually die of hatcheting himself. He died of untreated heat syncope. THIS is why those videos are necessary!

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 4 роки тому +127

      I'm dying from this heat syncope!

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 роки тому +110

      yohnny yohnny
      yes papa?
      haunting frisbees?
      no papa

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 4 роки тому +71

      THINK ABOUT THISSSSSS

    • @drexe1112
      @drexe1112 4 роки тому +78

      YoYo's Bizarre Adventure

    • @adenb7798
      @adenb7798 4 роки тому +27

      i dont feel too good

  • @rohanjaggi6259
    @rohanjaggi6259 4 роки тому +3615

    Police: *knocks on door*
    Police: Sir what’s in that bloody bag
    Jon: Can’t a guy get some privacy

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 2 роки тому +65

    It’s rather telling how comfortable Sylvia brown was with acting in this “reenactment”… in fact, she seems more comfortable with it than the actual actors, as if she has a lifetime of experience acting 😂

  • @samshapira8295
    @samshapira8295 2 роки тому +66

    9:50 This joke aged better than Toys R Us.

  • @beatrice0610
    @beatrice0610 4 роки тому +900

    “BARELY LITERATE, EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED FARMHAND.”

  • @GentlemanJex
    @GentlemanJex 4 роки тому +27008

    Jon's production budget is the real scary thing here.

    • @bobbemis8911
      @bobbemis8911 4 роки тому +1938

      He probably has more money than this show did

    • @lordangevin1307
      @lordangevin1307 4 роки тому +774

      @@StenchFiesta if you have not figured out an adblocker in 2019 that is the real scary thing here

    • @policeguy26
      @policeguy26 4 роки тому +197

      scary good, amirite?

    • @StenchFiesta
      @StenchFiesta 4 роки тому +196

      keegan wade iPad on company wifi you heartless bastard

    • @Auchaser643
      @Auchaser643 4 роки тому +48

      D get a mobile hotspot then ya baby

  • @nickvanderpool4822
    @nickvanderpool4822 2 роки тому +38

    I like that the psychic used Elizabeth as afterlife bait to lure Yonnie to the other side. He'll make it over, only to get jilted a second time. Also, there will be an afterlife husband there to beat him up this round.

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 місяців тому +6

      If there tryna make him "move on" to the afterlife wouldn't that mean he would have to detach from his old life and Elizabeth not be tricked using his past life trauma 😂

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 Рік тому +68

    Jon Tron is to UA-cam as what Mel Brooks was to Hollywood. A gem.

  • @Dewbylicious
    @Dewbylicious 4 роки тому +5308

    The door being thrown at him deserves a auto like

    • @tyschuc2647
      @tyschuc2647 4 роки тому +106

      DewBearDubbin lost my shit on this part

    • @ssneakyandfriends1626
      @ssneakyandfriends1626 4 роки тому +20

      touhou 16 in a nut shell

    • @tonythepokemonguy751
      @tonythepokemonguy751 4 роки тому +79

      Home Depot worker: why do you need this door sir?
      Jontron: no reason

    • @notoriousnite
      @notoriousnite 4 роки тому +23

      That part sent me 😂😂😂 I could not stop laughing

    • @AsianNIck115
      @AsianNIck115 4 роки тому +24

      Agreed, here's a like
      Man, JonTrons practical jokes are simple yet great.

  • @greenuselessblob3471
    @greenuselessblob3471 4 роки тому +1467

    „accidentally killed himself in the leg“
    I want that on a tshirt

  • @blairschou
    @blairschou 2 роки тому +27

    5:35 “she can’t because she’s dead”
    I almost spat out my drink💀

  • @snowbeast4463
    @snowbeast4463 2 роки тому +42

    I just noticed that Yonny learned to read and write because he haunted a toy store. He was probably playing with all the educational toys.

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 3 роки тому +7251

    It's amazing that an 18th century emotionally disturbed, illiterate farmhand death is so well documented that even a Toys R'Us employee knows about it

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 3 роки тому +659

      Especially given he's not documented anywhere because he doesn't exist.

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 3 роки тому +45

      @@burningsexuality1540 yeah

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +132

      @@burningsexuality1540 it is very impressive.

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 роки тому +74

      @@burningsexuality1540 hey, anyone can haunt after they die. I real ghost never lived at all.

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 роки тому +11

      The one employee

  • @isaacabel6839
    @isaacabel6839 4 роки тому +2015

    2:37
    Looks like our killer here forgot to use SMENS to protect himself from that deadly edge.

    • @charlemagne21
      @charlemagne21 4 роки тому +131

      Shoot
      Move
      Evaluate
      Nutralize
      Scan

    • @bevanherd5384
      @bevanherd5384 4 роки тому +14

      But 2hat abojt jontrons improved s

    • @finisherm0ve
      @finisherm0ve 4 роки тому +23

      @@charlemagne21 NUTralize

    • @bettaluppa9435
      @bettaluppa9435 4 роки тому +10

      @@bevanherd5384 holy shit did you have a stroke

    • @bevanherd5384
      @bevanherd5384 4 роки тому +5

      @@bettaluppa9435 yes i died

  • @flip4129
    @flip4129 Рік тому +30

    Idk why the hell I laughed hysterically when he said "To think no one stopped to help this poor man as he was fatally bleeding from the shin" but man that got me

  • @TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie
    @TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie Рік тому +39

    That kids face when he saw the price he's like " The hell is that bat made of?? Pure silver? " XD

  • @moodyreviews5498
    @moodyreviews5498 4 роки тому +1797

    900 dollars for a bat, that ain’t a ghost that’s just Toys R Us.

    • @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
      @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 4 роки тому +28

      Nah just inflation my guy lol

    • @epmepm7496
      @epmepm7496 4 роки тому +19

      and now Toy R Us is dead

    • @illuminticonfirmed6248
      @illuminticonfirmed6248 4 роки тому +26

      @@epmepm7496 "So the place where Toys R Us shinned himself turned into a Yonny"

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 4 роки тому +2

      Kiraqueenthe americanremake My latest video will make you laugh 😂😂believe me

    • @warsaweagle2075
      @warsaweagle2075 4 роки тому

      WAS, Toys R Us my boy

  • @r8them84
    @r8them84 4 роки тому +1109

    “Can’t get your shin blown if you don’t have a shin.”
    My Intellect:📈

  • @gameon71
    @gameon71 2 роки тому +29

    2:31
    I guess Jason wasn't prepared for that edged weapon attack.😂

  • @belnry5020
    @belnry5020 2 роки тому +39

    Rewatching now and realizing that the non-fiction shelf has The Devil & Father Amorth at 7:26

  • @phialich1898
    @phialich1898 4 роки тому +744

    "Accidentally killed himself in the leg"
    I want that on my gravestone

    • @jamesbunn2236
      @jamesbunn2236 4 роки тому +3

      I want to be accidentally killed by a train

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 4 роки тому +15

      I've accidentally killed myself in the leg before
      I lived but man it was a pretty deadly experience

    • @Alastorchaos
      @Alastorchaos 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a Nethack death lmao

    • @doomedgundam6684
      @doomedgundam6684 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like someone stepped on there Lego Batman Bat cave replica.

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 4 роки тому

      Phialich Shinned himself to death, poor lad :’(

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 2 роки тому +9

    the funniest part of this is the idea of a Toys R' Us putting the storeroom out of action for 2 whole days. Corporate must have just LOVED that.

  • @Nintendo3DSdude1
    @Nintendo3DSdude1 2 роки тому +29

    7:26 I like how “The Devil and Father Amorth” is on the shelf, like it’s referencing the JonTron video before it happened! Now THAT’s spooky!

  • @wave4125
    @wave4125 4 роки тому +1237

    "he accidentally killed himself in the leg" is the best saying I've ever heard in my life.

    • @naught_.
      @naught_. 4 роки тому +2

      Read more literature. That way, you won't let buffoons like him permeate their lame "jokes" into your mind. I'm gonna assume you're 10 and hope you have a good life, because kid, this isn't your future.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 роки тому +1

      😁😁😂😂

    • @nickcastaneda5081
      @nickcastaneda5081 4 роки тому +23

      More like "axe-identally killed himself in the leg" haha

    • @wave4125
      @wave4125 4 роки тому +7

      @@naught_. Understandable have a nice day.

    • @wave4125
      @wave4125 4 роки тому +1

      @@nickcastaneda5081 Why

  • @Brewskie_
    @Brewskie_ 4 роки тому +711

    "That horrendous noise that shattered my ear drums."
    *rubs eye*

    • @mattbeste6627
      @mattbeste6627 4 роки тому +8

      If I'm right, that joke was in the new Ghostbusters movie.

    • @jbrooks3125
      @jbrooks3125 4 роки тому +1

      I thought that to

    • @coltmartin152
      @coltmartin152 4 роки тому +1

      I actually did that once

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 роки тому

      Well he can't exactly rub his ear drums now, can he?
      On account of them being... You know, not eardrums anymore.

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 Рік тому +26

    Wait, did that first segment say it was directed by Tobe Hooper? Of Texas Massacre fame? Huh.
    Also Jon getting dinged by the door and thr Frisbee makes me chuckle every time.

    • @mlpmoviemagic8459
      @mlpmoviemagic8459 Рік тому +1

      I was desperately looking for someone else talking about this!! Like THE Tobe Hooper???

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 11 місяців тому +2

      @@mlpmoviemagic8459 Yep. The Tobe Hooper. The guy who directed _Poltergeist,_ no less.

  • @Dendarang
    @Dendarang 10 місяців тому +8

    3:51 I never noticed before, but this was directed by Tobe Hooper, the director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Between him and Leonard Nimoy, it's amazing how bad it turned out considering the talent.

  • @AlexJonesGaming
    @AlexJonesGaming 4 роки тому +3147

    Anyone else remember when this show was done in his garage with literally no budget and an N64

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 4 роки тому +190

      AlexJones Productions yep effort goes a long way

    • @oogabooga7861
      @oogabooga7861 4 роки тому +24

      Comedy Room indeed

    • @Grewyn7
      @Grewyn7 4 роки тому +60

      And it was way better

    • @notreallysure4575
      @notreallysure4575 4 роки тому +155

      @@Grewyn7 thats just the nostalgia talking

    • @milapartment
      @milapartment 4 роки тому +59

      @@notreallysure4575 it kinda was better though

  • @DocSwood
    @DocSwood 4 роки тому +837

    And so Yonny died...
    due to furiously beating his wood.
    So sad.

  • @GyngerNynja
    @GyngerNynja 2 роки тому +17

    I see that The Devil and Father Amorth was years in the making.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 2 роки тому +2

      I wonder which movie on that shelf will be the next JonTron video 🤔

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 2 місяці тому

      Too bad the video got taken down

  • @monsterinfamous6267
    @monsterinfamous6267 Рік тому +6

    10:57 "Welcome to ghosts are us, can I haunt you" ?? 😂😂 ! !

  • @d.b.scoville
    @d.b.scoville 4 роки тому +638

    That door gag was so dumb but i couldn't stop laughing

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 4 роки тому +17

      D.B. Scoville him tripping over the coffee table had me in stitches despite how dumb it was.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 4 роки тому +8

      You kidding? It was absolutely inspired.

    • @allisonbilbey1948
      @allisonbilbey1948 4 роки тому +2

      I almost choked on my pop trying not to spit it out from laughter

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ 4 роки тому

      That was absolutely fantastic

  • @AnimusTelum
    @AnimusTelum 4 роки тому +746

    "Illiterate man sends love letters"
    I've seen it all now -- we can go home

    • @reedolfkekler7860
      @reedolfkekler7860 4 роки тому +30

      "Illiterate man sends love letters"
      13 year old me texting my crush

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 4 роки тому +23

      In Yonny's defense the narrator actually said "barely literate" not "illiterate".

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 роки тому +8

      @@Shmaples So it was like
      "Ayy gurl won sum fukk?"
      In 2019 Yonnie would get some pussy for sure, just teach him how to add emojis and he's all set.

    • @maclicious2008
      @maclicious2008 4 роки тому +2

      Cleary the pogo stick and toy dinosaur teach him out the read and write

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 4 роки тому +1

      Thats the scariest thing Ive seen so far

  • @CodeR3d911
    @CodeR3d911 Рік тому +12

    When she said they lost 6 managers, my mind went straight to that they just lost them. They couldn't find them, disappeared, lost someone in that hellish store never to be found again. Then Jon said they quit and I was like, yeah, that makes much more sense.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 3 місяці тому +1

      The first one was more spooky

  • @rageinternet9391
    @rageinternet9391 2 роки тому +9

    This video is 18 minutes long but felt like only 5. John Tron's pacing is top notch

  • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
    @justanothercommentercarryo8367 4 роки тому +744

    Jontron: 1 on trending
    Me: *As it should be*

  • @flightnesssnowbirb8318
    @flightnesssnowbirb8318 4 роки тому +504

    Yonny Yongson: Went from an illiterate, emotionally unstable farmhand to a literate, emotionally unstable spirit after hitting himself with the learning ax
    ...Now THAT'S what we call a good character arc!

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 4 роки тому +14

      As opposed to the arc his axe made when he swung it into his shin.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 4 роки тому +15

      "I REJECT MY HUMANITY, YO-YOOOO!!!!!!"

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 5 місяців тому +1

      @@NodDisciple1 I love you

    • @EliTheShaman
      @EliTheShaman 5 місяців тому +2

      That's why he wasn't able to move on cuz he was still attached to his old life that's how it works irl. but this is obviously fiction story and Sylvia is a fraud I would know as a phychic we dont just say random things out of are ahh we usually read the persons personality and there fortune not their absolute future at least thats what i do.( The fortune being what ur capable of and what ur purpose is calling for)...

  • @CaptainNoFace
    @CaptainNoFace 2 роки тому +3

    7:26 I like how there's a copy of The Devil & Father Amorth in the non-fiction section.

    • @Swartgaming
      @Swartgaming 2 роки тому

      Yes saw that aswell. Great details as always.

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 2 роки тому +13

    Not gonna lie,
    “‘ WARNING: Do not Watch’ Real Ghost Stories” sounds like a badass title.
    Hey Jon you better get a trademark going before someone takes it

  • @gamernerd1992
    @gamernerd1992 4 роки тому +2961

    sad fact, the woman who was told her daughter was in heaven died of cancer before her daughter escaped her captor.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +379

      @@Macho_Fantastico These "psychics" always seem to go straight for the worst-case scenario, stating that someone is dead when they're not.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 4 роки тому +146

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley John Oliver did a great "Last week Tonight" Episode about them, to be viewed here on youtube. But be careful with John Oliver and his show. He also did a god awful propaganda episode on Venezuela (debunked by Empire Files, also on youtube).

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +23

      @@samlerf I love John Oliver and watch each episode (that's on UA-cam, I don't have cable). I don't have a major opinion about his pieces dealing with other countries though.

    • @thehoosher9322
      @thehoosher9322 4 роки тому +13

      F

    • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
      @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 4 роки тому +5

      wow

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 4 роки тому +1807

    Sylvia Browne is playing herself because she is an actor.

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 4 роки тому +54

      Yeah, that's probably the prerequisite in order to be a psychic

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +25

      BUUUUUUURN

    • @rubenburger2621
      @rubenburger2621 4 роки тому +24

      Shes also playing the audience

    • @Vegeta8300
      @Vegeta8300 4 роки тому +12

      Actor? Or Fraud, lying POS, who scams vulnerable and grieving people..

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 4 роки тому +13

      @@Vegeta8300 Why not both?

  • @geographyRyan
    @geographyRyan Рік тому +11

    Jon's willingness to get hurt multiple times per episode is astounding. Great episode!

  • @thorkellkaemphon
    @thorkellkaemphon 2 роки тому +5

    There's the "Devil and Father Amorth" CD on 7:26. I got that reference

  • @JustinBA007
    @JustinBA007 4 роки тому +3846

    Of course Sylvia Browne played herself, her profession was acting.

  • @angelgenesis3622
    @angelgenesis3622 4 роки тому +903

    Storage Room: Employees Only
    -Unfortunately, Yonny Yonson can't read.

  • @ScrambledAndBenedict
    @ScrambledAndBenedict Рік тому +4

    God damn. Him beheading Jason was actually a pretty decent special effect lmfao

  • @rustyshackleford1941
    @rustyshackleford1941 Рік тому +4

    So Jon's perfect vision of humanity is we would all be Cotton Hill.

  • @hello57976
    @hello57976 4 роки тому +1718

    “Warning: do not watch” is actually not a bad name for a horror show.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +61

      There's a Netflix show called "don't watch this" but It's baaaddd

    • @napalmblaziken
      @napalmblaziken 4 роки тому +151

      @@GippyHappy Well they did warn you.

    • @contrafell3969
      @contrafell3969 4 роки тому +17

      @@napalmblaziken me:*tryes to think of an anser
      My brain:no no,hes got a point

    • @therealrishon3227
      @therealrishon3227 4 роки тому +1

      ZachitySplat could be an anthology film but the common link is that someone is watching footage of creepy shenanigans

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 роки тому

      GippyHappy ye they were just saying that so you don’t watch it

  • @murderlesson101
    @murderlesson101 4 роки тому +780

    “Yanni are you ok?”
    “Are you ok?”
    “Are you ok Yanni?”
    - Sylvia Brown

    • @sardonicsardonyx359
      @sardonicsardonyx359 4 роки тому +78

      He's been hit by-
      He's been struck by-
      A smooth axe

    • @lambda494
      @lambda494 4 роки тому +37

      He came into your toy store
      There was Geoffrey
      On the carpet

    • @heyitskarpy
      @heyitskarpy 4 роки тому +17

      You've been hit by-
      You've been hit by-
      A cool murderer

    • @xander2748
      @xander2748 4 роки тому +12

      Laurel

    • @LieutenantSilver
      @LieutenantSilver 4 роки тому +4

      *Whoooo!*
      Also, woo.

  • @koolbeans344
    @koolbeans344 2 роки тому +3

    did anyone else catch at 7:26 “The Devil Father Amorth”, a documentary he recently covered on his channel. This video is 2 years old. Crazy

  • @srpgn458
    @srpgn458 2 роки тому +9

    10:40 multiple anomalys detected

  • @myselfawesomedude1053
    @myselfawesomedude1053 3 роки тому +2653

    Imagine if Yonny just said "fuck you" to Sylvia Brown and just carried on haunting the store

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 роки тому +189

      He probably did. Sylvia the Quack just didn't hear him

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +50

      That's what he did though

    • @youtubeguy5454
      @youtubeguy5454 2 роки тому +50

      Yes or the half life 2 meme as he says to Sylvia “no fuck off” and she fucking disintegrates.

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa Рік тому

      @@youtubeguy5454 Yonny just appears out of the void like G-Man and yells GO FUCK YOURSELF like in that other meme

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen Рік тому +6

      It's probably Jannie

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond 3 роки тому +3956

    "Psychic" Sylvia Browne was one of the worst kinds of people. She predicted missing persons to distraught families and on more than one occasion claimed someone was dead when in fact they were very much alive. Not only did she straight up lie to them, she sought out the opportunity to do so for the media spotlight. She was an awful woman, but now she can really talk to as many ghosts as she wants to because she's dead. I'm so happy you addressed this.

    • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
      @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 3 роки тому +22

      No idea what's happening, but I read it

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 роки тому +264

      You kinda described all psychics that charge money. Sylvia just went even further than most. Don't forget that Montel Williams gave her the platform; he's just as bad IMO

    • @angreyalligator3811
      @angreyalligator3811 3 роки тому +84

      May she toil in the void forever! Hail Sithis!

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 3 роки тому +23

      You will never be a real woman.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 3 роки тому +61

      @@angreyalligator3811 May she stay in the void, too far from the night mother's embrace.

  • @lostpockets2227
    @lostpockets2227 2 роки тому +3

    7:27 The Devil and Father Amorth in the background 😮
    I wonder which of the movies on those shelves will be the next JonTron video? 😳

  • @Leomatoad
    @Leomatoad 2 роки тому +9

    I realized at 7:25 “the devil and father amort” is on the top shelf, jon is out here doing very long term foreshadowing

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red 2 місяці тому

      Too bad the video got taken down

  • @BaronVonPurp
    @BaronVonPurp 3 роки тому +3210

    Welp....Sylvia can definitely talk to ghosts now

  • @dante_f4563
    @dante_f4563 4 роки тому +822

    "all he did was love a woman and accidentally kill himself in the leg"
    - Jontron 2019

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 2 роки тому +15

    6:48 it appears yohny yonson was the world’s first “Nice guy”

  • @patrickc9726
    @patrickc9726 2 роки тому +5

    Funny how "The Devil with Father Amorth" makes an appearance at 7:25 and now it's a video!

  • @gh0st_wave
    @gh0st_wave 4 роки тому +3146

    Fun fact:
    My parents worked at a Coco's restaurant nearby that ToysRUs and Sylvia Browne was actually a regular there, my mom told me Sylvia was a terrible tipper and that she was generally an unpleasant person. My mom and her friend even tried thinking the phrase "You're a bitch" really hard as a joke to see if Sylvia could actually read their minds....
    Probably not that much of a fun fact, but I thought it was worth sharing!

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +212

      It's not quite fun, but it was quite funny

    • @cag_0k642
      @cag_0k642 4 роки тому +106

      That’s pretty cool, thanks for the story time

    • @UnhealthyTherapy
      @UnhealthyTherapy 4 роки тому +29

      That's funny.

    • @contrafell3969
      @contrafell3969 4 роки тому +9

      Are you sure this is real?

    • @gh0st_wave
      @gh0st_wave 4 роки тому +60

      @@contrafell3969I'm just taking my parents word

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 4 роки тому +1979

    “Accidentally kill himself in the leg” is my new favourite phrase

  • @mattdekker5693
    @mattdekker5693 11 місяців тому +4

    God that sinister 90s stock music was in Everything.

  • @TheGamegod1984
    @TheGamegod1984 2 роки тому +6

    Oh JonTron you found comedy gold with *REAL GHOSTS* so funny, best line: *Yonny where did you see an elephant in 1800 America* lol

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 роки тому +1856

    Looked it up, that Toys R Us is now a Spirit Halloween store, which is just way too fitting

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 роки тому +24

      My friend's local Toys R Us was also a Spirit Halloween.

    • @maximilianrpm2927
      @maximilianrpm2927 3 роки тому +82

      customer: "How much does that ghost hologram cost?
      clerk: "we don't have any... run"

    • @call_me_a_florida_man
      @call_me_a_florida_man 2 роки тому +3

      My local toys r us is one to
      Edit: now it's a shoe store

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires 2 роки тому +6

      @@maximilianrpm2927 costs one exorcism

    • @aaaaaahhhhhhh5124
      @aaaaaahhhhhhh5124 2 роки тому +9

      Spirit Halloween just waits for a store to leave, and then it takes its place.

  • @zinith4524
    @zinith4524 4 роки тому +609

    Jesus Christ, the way this show was shot it makes it look like JonTron made it in a sketch, especially the toy dinosaur one

  • @swaberrigutz
    @swaberrigutz 6 місяців тому +2

    "You can't read but I know you can hear" this shit always takes me out 😭😭

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter Рік тому +3

    2:36 i had to watch this several times. what an amazing piece of choreography and editing.

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 4 роки тому +1319

    “Barely literate.”
    Then told to stop writing letters.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 4 роки тому +984

    "The store room is now off limits"
    We literally can't do our job without that room, it has all our extra stock

    • @Chosen2axe
      @Chosen2axe 4 роки тому +58

      should have thought of that before your store got haunted!

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 4 роки тому +38

      Now you have the perfect excuse when customers asks you to check the back.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 роки тому +19

      @@curleyqreviews9793 I would 100% Love to have been able to tell customers, We cant check the back Ma-am, its haunted.
      Though the Toys R Us I worked at did have a vampire stake in the utilities Closet...

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 4 роки тому +2

      Kirk Findlay Yes, and there are people who want to take the entirety of it.

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 4 роки тому +2

      I was expecting that manager to send the sceptical employee to work in there after her comment.

  • @therealpachango1649
    @therealpachango1649 2 роки тому +6

    The continuity of The JohnTron Show is awesome. Him having in ~ 7:25 the movie from his new Vido in the top shelf 👌

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend 2 роки тому +6

    7:23 aged incredibly well with "the devil in italy"

  • @theoffworlder3700
    @theoffworlder3700 4 роки тому +681

    Never have I seen man hopelessly chop into an entire pile of wood chops

    • @sboz86
      @sboz86 4 роки тому +6

      He did get a lot of work done though, until he knicked himself. 😂

    • @the77don
      @the77don 4 роки тому +12

      @@sboz86 he did no work at all lmao

    • @tayh3645
      @tayh3645 4 роки тому +8

      He made about a bushel of mulch out of that split wood :P

    • @quinnzyker6521
      @quinnzyker6521 4 роки тому +9

      He’s not even chopping right

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 4 роки тому +4

      I just splurged my coffee onto myself reading this and I’m so mad I’m going out to the woodpile and I’m not coming back in until my shins are gone.

  • @meme2868
    @meme2868 4 роки тому +1539

    The shinless human display is just Danny Devito

  • @KyleBoise
    @KyleBoise Рік тому +5

    The time will pass bit had me crying.

  • @randomcontent1159
    @randomcontent1159 Рік тому +8

    I’ve watch this thing over 30 times and every single time he still got me

    • @abchernin
      @abchernin 11 місяців тому

      At 11:52? What was that, my boomer brain didn't get it

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 4 роки тому +719

    The real ghost is JonTron’s previously clean murder record.

    • @fangofshadows5371
      @fangofshadows5371 4 роки тому +8

      Can't kill a spirit though

    • @rainstarsbow
      @rainstarsbow 4 роки тому +43

      Can't a guy get some PRIVACY?

    • @jongameaddict
      @jongameaddict 4 роки тому +5

      Are we REALLY sure about that though?

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 роки тому +1

      what about his debate record?

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 4 роки тому +7

      @@jimbob3332 he won that debate

  • @francismartial6427
    @francismartial6427 4 роки тому +1566

    Yonny was just a useless farmhand who loved a girl and in a fit of rage got into an accident with an axe and bled out... And over 100 years later he has a bunch of people chanting his name while an actor plays out his death. Life is strange

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 2 роки тому +5

    "Yonnie Yonson was a barely literate, emotionally disturbed farmhand--"
    What a burial.

  • @benis1985
    @benis1985 2 роки тому +5

    7:26, I can’t believe this, I had a feeling he bought those discs just for that joke and then later decided to watch them and thought they would make a good video.

  • @shyre836
    @shyre836 4 роки тому +410

    Storage Room: Employees Only
    This sign can't stop Yonny Yonson because he can't read

  • @Ana_Ng
    @Ana_Ng 4 роки тому +1956

    "everyone else is an actor in this whole thing, but sylvia brown is playing herself"
    so... everyone is an actor?

    • @thestanman1486
      @thestanman1486 4 роки тому +17

      No physics are real dumbass

    • @Nic5Cyprus
      @Nic5Cyprus 4 роки тому +36

      Nah Sylvia's the clown

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 роки тому +49

      don't be ridiculous, physics isn't real
      gravity is just a theory

    • @thestanman1486
      @thestanman1486 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ana_Ng looks like someone doesn't understand that I spelt that wrong on purpose, ruh roe.

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 роки тому +18

      @@thestanman1486 well if i didn't, i'd probably have corrected you instead of saying "gravity is just a theory"

  • @AZIONG651
    @AZIONG651 2 роки тому +4

    John's reaction to Jason at the beginning feels like a quicktime event.

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 2 роки тому +2

    It took me 2 years and me watching Monk to realize 10:33 is a Toy Story joke.