Gen Z Couple Choosing Bible Names

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  • @RealCaptainAwesome
    @RealCaptainAwesome 3 роки тому +3532

    If I ever have triplet girls, "Shirley, Goodness, and Mercy"

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 3 роки тому +95

      I didnt get the Shirley one at first....and don't call me Shirley.

    • @toddbonin6926
      @toddbonin6926 3 роки тому +42

      Funniest of all of them!

    • @noxible
      @noxible 3 роки тому +306

      Just don't get mad when they follow you everywhere 😂😂😂😂

    • @RealCaptainAwesome
      @RealCaptainAwesome 3 роки тому +18

      @@toddbonin6926 that's been my go to for years, but feel free to use it. Just use it wisely.

    • @toddbonin6926
      @toddbonin6926 3 роки тому +1

      @@RealCaptainAwesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic 3 роки тому +578

    When she said Cain and Abel, I thought she was gonna go with Cable, lol 😂

    • @esthercoker2867
      @esthercoker2867 3 роки тому +3

      😭😹😹

    • @dianegron
      @dianegron 3 роки тому +4

      🤣😂🤣

    • @britneyc8872
      @britneyc8872 3 роки тому +4

      Oh this one has me ROOOOLLLLLING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 2 роки тому +2

      Lol that's a good one! 🤣

    • @colinjensen
      @colinjensen 2 роки тому +1

      Cain and Abel… so… Netflix!

  • @ZiggyLu-og3zp
    @ZiggyLu-og3zp 3 роки тому +1854

    “Jezebel, the name deserves a second chance”. 😂🤣
    “Narcissist, just like yo daddy” 😂

    • @Benjamite_Bo
      @Benjamite_Bo 3 роки тому +14

      That took me flat out! 🤣

    • @Ash_Queen16
      @Ash_Queen16 3 роки тому +20

      Surprised they didn’t say Delilah lol

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 3 роки тому +25

      That name went to the dogs a long time ago

    • @thelatterdayarbiter
      @thelatterdayarbiter 3 роки тому +8

      @@cg0825 that’s a proper good joke! 😂 👌🏽

    • @HQBergeron
      @HQBergeron 3 роки тому +8

      They didn’t even mention Nimrod!

  • @JMarieCAlove
    @JMarieCAlove 2 роки тому +82

    When she said, "Jemimah" and he right away said, "We cancelled her"...That cracked me up! 🤣

  • @claireavaa
    @claireavaa 3 роки тому +3622

    “We just got married 2 months ago- annnd we’re already pregnant. Ya know, because that’s what Christian couples do” I’m crying 😂

    • @Benjamite_Bo
      @Benjamite_Bo 3 роки тому +36

      Had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣

    • @samuelhalder2200
      @samuelhalder2200 3 роки тому +9

      Why so?

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 роки тому +30

      Gwen named kid Apple. Boom! Bible name. LOL

    • @carrypaper14
      @carrypaper14 3 роки тому +26

      Try honeymoon 😂😂

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 3 роки тому +29

      They don’t know their Bible very well if they think all Christian couples conceive right away.

  • @daniellecarlson1599
    @daniellecarlson1599 3 роки тому +285

    The way John is wearing his hat 😂😂😂 straight up GenZ and I hate it lol

    • @izzybitsyspider03
      @izzybitsyspider03 3 роки тому +24

      Really!? I feel like it reminds me of my millennial brother when he was a kid trying to copy TI lol maybe it's making a comeback and I wasn't aware

    • @sophiacromwell8017
      @sophiacromwell8017 3 роки тому +6

      Agree! The way he wears that hat gives me the impression that he’s been tormented by too many bullies on the bus and STILL hasn’t figured out WHY....

    • @skrittle555
      @skrittle555 3 роки тому +3

      @@izzybitsyspider03 yeah it reminds me of the scumbag steve meme and i think that pic is from like 2006 lol. damn now i know how annoying we were as kids, thinking we created every trend 😂

    • @Diego-hr4yj
      @Diego-hr4yj 3 роки тому

      @@sophiacromwell8017 That... or he was the actual bully

    • @esmeraldagems9487
      @esmeraldagems9487 4 місяці тому +1

      That's totally NOT Gen Z 😂😂😂 people been wearing their caps like this since the 1980's. Or early 90's. What are you talking about??

  • @jaytheokie
    @jaytheokie 3 роки тому +2039

    "Because that's the beginning and the end of my time with pregnancy."
    She's a gem.
    P.S. Twins Zer and Myrrh are going to be the next big thing.

    • @leah5580
      @leah5580 3 роки тому +3

      RIP to Myrrh when the furries get ahold of her

    • @thelatterdayarbiter
      @thelatterdayarbiter 3 роки тому +21

      What about Myrrh and Durr?

    • @Chelsea34567891
      @Chelsea34567891 3 роки тому +3

      @@thelatterdayarbiter pls. My initial thought 😅

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 3 роки тому +17

      Triplets Zer Myrrh Durr.
      That sounds like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets calling the police.

    • @Mrs_Guac_and_Glock
      @Mrs_Guac_and_Glock 3 роки тому +10

      "If two babies come out of this...body."

  • @rachelberenyi317
    @rachelberenyi317 3 роки тому +322

    Our church takes biblical names very seriously, the last three babies were Hezekial, Zerrubabel and Lazarus 😂

    • @TabithaDavis
      @TabithaDavis 2 роки тому +25

      We have like literally 5 Judahs or something and the church ain't that big 😆

    • @LLAML
      @LLAML 2 роки тому +2

      Lmaoooo

    • @iem123
      @iem123 2 роки тому +18

      In all seriousness, Zerrubabel is an awesome name.

    • @jshu-_-
      @jshu-_- 2 роки тому +12

      That last one gonna have a second life

    • @isaaclaughter
      @isaaclaughter Рік тому +2

      I feel sorry for those kids.

  • @Samuel-I
    @Samuel-I 3 роки тому +429

    Nebuchadnezzar
    Call him CHAD.

    • @trijetz3562
      @trijetz3562 3 роки тому +3

      No call him Nebunezzar

    • @lizrivera389
      @lizrivera389 3 роки тому +9

      Nebuchadnezzar was a Chad 😭💀

    • @ItsLaurenE
      @ItsLaurenE 3 роки тому

      Dude built the ziggurat, however the way i learned this was to say his name as Nose Tweezer who picked the booger snot. All these years later.

    • @kaylaleiann
      @kaylaleiann 3 роки тому +1

      Nebuchadnezzar was the original Chad 💀

    • @TheEllaTB
      @TheEllaTB 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣😅

  • @Boxxxxxxxxx
    @Boxxxxxxxxx 3 роки тому +855

    Gen Z couple: Every villain has a good side, let’s go with Judas. He was just misunderstood.

  • @danielparker8189
    @danielparker8189 3 роки тому +1228

    I’m fully persuaded this is exactly how some people come up with names for their kids

    • @1014p
      @1014p 3 роки тому +5

      I find anime offers a ton of cool sounding names that often have cool meanings. I mean at least grow up with a cool name.

    • @AlbertaRose94
      @AlbertaRose94 3 роки тому +4

      Which is also why some people come up with a nom de plume when they become an adult and start writing.

    • @EmilyAnn634571
      @EmilyAnn634571 3 роки тому +5

      I babysat a kid named Wooden. High school will be hell. So many woody jokes.

    • @edlingja1
      @edlingja1 3 роки тому

      I find it funny when they use a noun; like fox or river, or blanket.
      Cracks me up hearing stranger’s baby names.

    • @pr9177
      @pr9177 3 роки тому +5

      @@edlingja1 Actually, many names are nouns. They’re just in a different language.

  • @tifanyshirley
    @tifanyshirley 3 роки тому +423

    As a Gen Z who is getting married in 2 months, it scares me that Gen Z is old enough to be married and having kids. Ironic yes I know

    • @bethlee8968
      @bethlee8968 3 роки тому +32

      I'm an older millennial and have a friend from HS who just became a grandma. 🤯

    • @talynprescott9454
      @talynprescott9454 3 роки тому +7

      Congrats!!! That's super exciting. 😃 My husband and I are both gen Z & we have 2 kids already (who are not twins, lol.)

    • @bethlee8968
      @bethlee8968 3 роки тому +5

      @@the_rachel_sam Yep. She had one at 20 and I believe her son is 19 now, so...yeah.

    • @SxVaNm345
      @SxVaNm345 3 роки тому +5

      At least the older Gen Zs, the younger Gen Zs are still in primary and high school.

    • @voldemortthenoselessfreak2126
      @voldemortthenoselessfreak2126 3 роки тому +3

      @@SxVaNm345 And college

  • @valoryj5603
    @valoryj5603 3 роки тому +625

    "How about Heaven? It's like Nevaeh backwards!" *mind blown* Bwahahahaha!

    • @sarahc.6222
      @sarahc.6222 3 роки тому +2

      OR vise versa 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

    • @sweettee6827
      @sweettee6827 3 роки тому

      Took me out 😂

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 роки тому +14

      Friend got a dog for Christmas. Named him Leon. That's Noel backwards

    • @vanillaghetto
      @vanillaghetto 3 роки тому +1

      This was my LOL line of this skit, too! 🤣🤣

    • @garysouza2277
      @garysouza2277 3 роки тому +4

      I’ve got a niece named Nevaeh. She’d get a kick outta that!

  • @janavos9901
    @janavos9901 3 роки тому +325

    In South Africa and other African countries, names like Talent, Gift, Blessing and the likes are common. It's almost like direct translations of their traditional (native language) names. The meaning is usually very important to them and quite significant, relating to their birth, for example.

    • @happyguy2k
      @happyguy2k 3 роки тому +7

      Yes like Zimbabwe 😉

    • @kingpauljoel6827
      @kingpauljoel6827 3 роки тому +12

      Im from DR Congo ,i have cousin name "pensé" that can be translate to english thinking"
      I have a friend name "bolumbu "that can be translate to english as "nudity"😂

    • @allysonmartin3161
      @allysonmartin3161 2 роки тому +11

      I have a friend from Nigeria who is named Promise and a friend Kenya named Mercy.

    • @lindsaywright3106
      @lindsaywright3106 2 роки тому +6

      I know an African woman named Godswill

    • @christyhorak2950
      @christyhorak2950 2 роки тому +9

      I had a friend in South Africa called Precious

  • @TheUncleJohn1
    @TheUncleJohn1 3 роки тому +480

    The best duo besides Trey and Trey with a cardigan 🔥😍

  • @PhilandAlex
    @PhilandAlex 3 роки тому +68

    Asbury!!! “You know the negative connotations with theology.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @em77775
      @em77775 2 роки тому

      But yet Glennon Doyle is cool?? 🙄

  • @LR-ds5df
    @LR-ds5df 3 роки тому +618

    I’m crying I laughed so hard! “Myrrh. C’myrrh!” Lol🤣🤣

  • @racheldunn9399
    @racheldunn9399 3 роки тому +116

    Haven't seen a comment yet about Zer! If he went into the military, they could call out Zer Yessir! 😂

  • @joannam.4294
    @joannam.4294 3 роки тому +823

    She is brilliant, and so is John, and together they are just hilarious.

    • @imastounded4376
      @imastounded4376 3 роки тому +21

      I agree. But I’ve been wondering for a long time…who is she? Are they dating?

    • @ajbp95
      @ajbp95 3 роки тому +11

      @@imastounded4376 In the description she is introduced as Sarah Zanotti. What I can tell from her Instagram they are not dating.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 3 роки тому +5

      Sarah Zanotti is VERY funny! I can only think of four female comedians that are consistently funny and she is one of them. Tina Fey, Mallory Everton, and Jetta Juriansz are the other three. See them on UA-cam. Tina Fey isn't always clean with her jokes, but the other two are. The second word I would use to describe them after hilarious is brilliant. Those two things must the killer combo. I mean that figuratively.

    • @AwakenTheDawn2004
      @AwakenTheDawn2004 3 роки тому +1

      @Cookie Food 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KS-un3pi
      @KS-un3pi 3 роки тому +6

      They have great chemistry, that's for sure!

  • @delilahdahlia247
    @delilahdahlia247 3 роки тому +291

    I laughed way too much when they said Neveah was Heaven backwards. These two's deliveries are the best

    • @rosefisher1714
      @rosefisher1714 3 роки тому +14

      I actually know a girl named Nevaeh!

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 2 роки тому +7

      @Rose Fisher My former co-worker named her first daughter, Nevaeh, this was when it became popular about fifteen years ago, at least that's the first time I heard it.

    • @lavender9671
      @lavender9671 2 роки тому +5

      No lie, I'm a teacher and 2 years ago, I had twin girls with these names! I think its cute! Also had 2 Nevaehs in previous years.

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz 2 роки тому

      @@lavender9671 Thank you for all of your hard work and dedication as a teacher. We have a real problem in our schools today that is so abundantly growing clearer and clearer each day and it is : ......actually too complex and veryy hard to even go thru with the weird 'plot twist comment' I was originally going for lol. I will instead be using a normal tone and drop the gimmicks on this one because in all earnestness: you are an absolutely integral element in our 'society' (please don't take this as disrespect our society is at that age apparently where it will not listen and infact is starting to feel like it's just f'in w you and the whole balance of reality for fun and it's parents be like "HMMM well if Society doesn't make it then YOU must be the problem *picks up Society late, doesn't pay you back for the entire time or resources that it's been expecting you to just give away yet is eemingly "conditioned" to be fine with lettin you go without* DAMNIT the tortured metaphor is worse than the 1st omg I'm sorry for all of the time I have now realized I have been taking from you too!
      TL;DR: i am so very grateful and humbled to be "co-parenting with the government" or as the majority of people might call it, "the proud and humbled parent/caretaker/siblings/witness of a child who will be, is currently and/or have been massively impacted by a great teacher or 3 and will never take yall for granted again". Welp I meant say THANK YOUUUU but then all thia happened lol sorry. Truly though: blessings and good vibes and FAIRER FUTURE to you and all of your fellow educator friends.
      Signed,
      Random mom in Rare Form, USA tonight lol

    • @1voiceCriesOut
      @1voiceCriesOut Рік тому

      People have used that name

  • @gracelife6551
    @gracelife6551 3 роки тому +285

    "Queen; entitlement from the beginning" 😂😂😂

  • @LT-gh4dq
    @LT-gh4dq 3 роки тому +20

    These two work great together... she has the perfect comic sarcasm mixed with sweet so it’s not overdone. Another great video!

  • @vjs4539
    @vjs4539 3 роки тому +466

    I know a family who named their daughter Daily Faith. And their son Able Helper.
    Edit: someone reminded me in these comments, but Daily and Able also have a sibling named Ponder Truth

    • @mesidye
      @mesidye 3 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😫

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 3 роки тому +67

      The son definitely has it worse 😭

    • @Ash_Queen16
      @Ash_Queen16 3 роки тому +13

      What 😵‍💫

    • @l2t306
      @l2t306 3 роки тому +30

      Looooooool that should be a felony

    • @jimbo-tq1rr
      @jimbo-tq1rr 3 роки тому +9

      That's like Loyal Carpenter from Correct Opinions

  • @amylea9847
    @amylea9847 3 роки тому +32

    Ha! On the Zacchaeus one I thought he was going to say "Sycamore." 😆

  • @williamgullett5911
    @williamgullett5911 3 роки тому +797

    This woman rocks in every video she does. I really liked her in that Fear Factor one

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 роки тому +18

      Is that his wife? She's in every video it seems like

    • @ethanslifka3904
      @ethanslifka3904 3 роки тому +6

      @@derekhandson351 I was wondering the same thing

    • @tommartin4501
      @tommartin4501 3 роки тому +8

      @@derekhandson351 I think they were dating and broke up.. but now she is back on so he better treat her like a princes lol..she hot

    • @ajbp95
      @ajbp95 3 роки тому +6

      @@derekhandson351 Her name i Sarah Zanotti and she is an actor and screenwriter. I don't think she and John Crist are together.

    • @lee-lee2418
      @lee-lee2418 3 роки тому +3

      Ya! She should be a loaner to the "Jean shorts Comedy" crew. 😃... Bump those other women who did a guest shot 😳.

  • @gioazzarello1333
    @gioazzarello1333 3 роки тому +16

    you guys are honestly amazing God bless you and yours. It is great to see Christians poking fun at the silly things we do everyday.

  • @TY133ck
    @TY133ck 3 роки тому +505

    Definitely have a female Christian friend named Jezebel! She is the kindest person but not sure what her parent’s were thinking. Goes on the list of biblical names you shouldn’t name your kids ever like Judas or Lucifer.

    • @brucheweinberger6863
      @brucheweinberger6863 3 роки тому +44

      Nimrod was a popular name for a certain time in Israel. Interesting choice.

    • @didiaskfr
      @didiaskfr 3 роки тому +8

      i mean lucifer is a nice name, so is judad, if you're not religious i dont see anything wrong with it. or even if you are its just a name, not a fate

    • @vawest2052
      @vawest2052 3 роки тому +7

      I went to school with a Judus, he's in his 40s now.

    • @zacjohnson452
      @zacjohnson452 3 роки тому +26

      I used to know a kid named Jericho. I always played basketball with him and he would destroy me every time lol. I wonder where he is now.

    • @arabellamousseau3344
      @arabellamousseau3344 3 роки тому +28

      When I was pretty little, I'd read Bible stories with my mom and one day we got to the story of Elijah and Queen Jezebel. I go, "Wow! Her name is so pretty! And she's royalty? That's so cool!" and then my mom explained 😂

  • @bethkroa1125
    @bethkroa1125 3 роки тому +65

    The administrative assistant at my son's small Christian school had four sons: Matthew, Mark, and the twins Luke and John were in my son's class. He always signed papers for the office as being from "Acts, your 5th son."

  • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
    @JustYourAverageGirl2002 3 роки тому +297

    I mean, Gen Z baby names are just the new Victorian era baby names: how about we bring back Pleasant Unthank, Vestil Coffin, and Euthanasia Meade. I'm just saying it could be a whole lot worse 🤣

    • @honeevoxstudios
      @honeevoxstudios 3 роки тому +27

      *adds Euthanasia Meade to list of future names*

    • @terseandtiny1746
      @terseandtiny1746 3 роки тому +2

      These hit different

    • @sweetthistle8
      @sweetthistle8 3 роки тому +10

      I have an ancestor named Experience and I kinda love it

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 3 роки тому +6

      I have an ancestor with the given name "Butts"

    • @sala_evans
      @sala_evans 3 роки тому +1

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT 😂🤣

  • @jennifermurnan5505
    @jennifermurnan5505 3 роки тому +12

    They work so well together! Absolutely hilarious! I thought I was going to lose it when she said "just like your father"! 🤣

  • @burrito-creature
    @burrito-creature 3 роки тому +128

    0:28 You joke, but my name _is_ Stone.
    My parents ain’t even Gen Z, or millennials.

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 роки тому +3

      Lol, do you play football

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 роки тому +9

      My cousin Gabriel had a friend named Stone. It was his middle name. His first name was Rockwell.

    • @songbird377
      @songbird377 3 роки тому +6

      @@ashleydowney1222 Rockwell Riverstone would make a cool name

    • @1stAmbientGrl
      @1stAmbientGrl 3 роки тому

      I know a couple who named their kid Rockford, but call him Rock.

    • @justalittlebitmo
      @justalittlebitmo 3 роки тому

      I grew up with a friend named Ashley Downey! Just had to say hi even though I know you're not the same person 😄

  • @minamartinez8131
    @minamartinez8131 3 роки тому +51

    “It a Bible name and now… a gender.” 😂🤣😂

  • @susanneely5810
    @susanneely5810 3 роки тому +66

    Older folks in my community, now all passed away:
    Dorkus Koon Bennett (Dorkus is a Bible name!)
    Zur Leonard (has a road named after him)
    Dorkus Irene Bennett (went by Aunt Shatty)
    Can't make this up.
    Thank you North Carolina.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 3 роки тому +5

      Dorcas?

    • @sweettee6827
      @sweettee6827 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, but the way they spelled 'Dorkus'....omg they set that kid up to get bullied 😂

    • @melinalicharowicz7332
      @melinalicharowicz7332 3 роки тому +2

      I have a cousin named Dorcas =)

    • @mellou04
      @mellou04 3 роки тому

      Oh no, Auntie! 😂

    • @ashleytaffer2336
      @ashleytaffer2336 2 роки тому +1

      Also in rural NC...my MIL said she knew a lady named Dorothy but they pronounced it Dah-Roth-ee. 😂😂😂

  • @_amoopoint_1458
    @_amoopoint_1458 3 роки тому +10

    You guys have great chemistry. This made it so much more funnier.'C'Myrrh' 😂

  • @amandavest5822
    @amandavest5822 3 роки тому +712

    I know twins named Alpha and Omega, no joke…grown adults, with kids…those are their names 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @DoingaNewThing
      @DoingaNewThing 3 роки тому +44

      Nooooo

    • @ShellStein93
      @ShellStein93 3 роки тому +19

      Oh my…

    • @sarahnoah3693
      @sarahnoah3693 3 роки тому +9

      Awesome

    • @elenam9435
      @elenam9435 3 роки тому +33

      I met a guy named Jehovah once....yes his REAL name.

    • @glee_again2594
      @glee_again2594 3 роки тому +59

      I knew siblings named Skip & Lou
      “Skip to my Lou my Darling”🎵😂not Bible names but still worthy of mention.

  • @dawsonmarshall7323
    @dawsonmarshall7323 2 роки тому +111

    Welp. I'm 22. Wife and I married in 2020, pregnant 4 months later, named our son Oaks 😭😭 I feel so called out lol.

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 3 роки тому +50

    Oh my gosh this was hilarious! My favorite video of yours! 🤣 “That’s in the NT, way this way.” My ex actually wanted us to name our daughter Delilah - I worked as a Children’s Pastor at the time. 🤦🏻‍♀️ We went with Hannah. 🤣

    • @2CheekyRabbits
      @2CheekyRabbits 3 роки тому +2

      I have a student this year named D’Lilah, and another one Omega!

  • @sburns90
    @sburns90 3 роки тому +110

    Rachel (Sarah): "Elon?"
    Caleb (John): "I drive a Tesla."
    Rachel (Sarah:) "Ya but your dad is still making the payments."
    Sad but probably true.

  • @jdud1776
    @jdud1776 3 роки тому +9

    Oh, you two are so freaking funny! Loved the "bloopers".

  • @Marina.S.Suarez
    @Marina.S.Suarez 3 роки тому +54

    I was smiling from the beginning, but when they got to sandle and crock I literally laughed out loud.

  • @taylorwright9982
    @taylorwright9982 3 роки тому +20

    “Heaven…it’s Nevaeh backwards” had me rolling 😂

  • @misaeltorres908
    @misaeltorres908 3 роки тому +50

    Give her a participation trophy for this video ……she’s hysterically funny 😄

  • @Sophies_Voice
    @Sophies_Voice 3 роки тому +6

    This is so brilliant! Excellent acting and cleverly written 👍🏼🤩!!

  • @andreagosnell7442
    @andreagosnell7442 3 роки тому +12

    My cheeks hurt from laughing, so funny,but the bloopers, c'mon!!!! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @jfortier23
    @jfortier23 3 роки тому +45

    He should have said “I’m Caleb with a K” and she should have said “I’m Rachel spelled Rach-Elle” 😜

  • @ChurchofGodBoys
    @ChurchofGodBoys 3 роки тому +33

    These two are amazing together!

  • @Sorchia56
    @Sorchia56 3 роки тому +3

    Alpha and Omega had me pausing the video!! I was laughing hysterically! This was a great one! The names were so clever!

  • @AndyTheCornbread
    @AndyTheCornbread 3 роки тому +156

    I live in Anabaptist country (rural Montana) and they seem to like the lesser known Old Testament names a lot. If you never thought names like "Boaz", "Abinadab", "Eliab" etc. would ever be seen outside the pages of the Bible visit an area with a lot of Amish and Amish Lite ( Mennonite ) people living there.

    • @alisonbrandon9059
      @alisonbrandon9059 3 роки тому +9

      It’s the same Pennsylvania!

    • @amiejo
      @amiejo 3 роки тому +21

      Sam Yoder is the Amish John Smith

    • @britt1784
      @britt1784 3 роки тому +7

      Hey I knew a kid named Elihu… 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @aikensrus
      @aikensrus 3 роки тому +12

      Must... resist... searching... for Weird Al....

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 роки тому +10

      It's because a community can only have so many Jonah's, Noah's and James's...

  • @BigRedShadevil
    @BigRedShadevil 3 роки тому +121

    Gen X here with three sons that have bible names. The first one is named after my now-ex-husband, Paul. Middle child is Bartholomew (mainly because our last name was Mann and we’re huge Simpsons fans). Last one is Josiah. P, B, & J 🤦‍♀️

    • @ChanaRo613
      @ChanaRo613 3 роки тому +5

      EPIC

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 3 роки тому +3

      Did someone else point that out for you.

    • @BigRedShadevil
      @BigRedShadevil 3 роки тому +7

      @@msmaria5039
      My mom pointed out the P B & J because when the boys were over to visit they would watch P, B, & J Otter 😂🤣😂

    • @ameliac504
      @ameliac504 2 роки тому +2

      THAS SO CUTE

  • @Heidi_Rose
    @Heidi_Rose 3 роки тому +306

    Sarah: “branch”
    John: whaaaa? Nah, how about “wood” or “tree”
    Everyone else: *confused how he thinks those are vastly different*

    • @thelatterdayarbiter
      @thelatterdayarbiter 3 роки тому +7

      I am groot?

    • @phalcon23
      @phalcon23 3 роки тому

      Branch was one of the cops on the tvshow Longmire.

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 3 роки тому +2

      Long ago my late husband and I were at a younger couples home, and they announced if it was a boy he'd be Forrest because dad was a Forrester...my husband was so stunned he said if it is a girl is her name Bush? (This was pre forest Gump era). We were never invited back. But it was unusual in a time of Mike mark Jacob and Brandon's.

    • @sweetthistle8
      @sweetthistle8 3 роки тому +2

      @@joywebster2678 yeah I was Gem, when all my friends were Amandas and Ashleys. Back then "Your name is soooo weird! What are your parents hippies?" (Yes) Now no one even blinks.

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 3 роки тому

      No, because I literally know someone named Branch lmao

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig 3 роки тому +3

    "There's nothing wrong with a participation trophy.".... Line of the video... Clever... funny. Good job.

  • @lexyself243
    @lexyself243 3 роки тому +42

    John: *turns down branch*
    Also John: What about tree?

  • @bladestratford
    @bladestratford 3 роки тому +122

    John has great chemistry with this woman in every video they do! He should provide links to her social media channels in the videos that feature her (in his details section) so viewers may check out her work as well. C'mon John... shine a little light on your well deserving and talented co-star! (and no, I'm not related to her...honest)

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 3 роки тому +17

      Sarah Zanotti is her name/channel name.

    • @dylanawilson7765
      @dylanawilson7765 3 роки тому +2

      She doesn't do a lot of Christian stuff outside of her work with John. Her name is Sarah Zanotti.

  • @ComedianBobFarrell
    @ComedianBobFarrell 3 роки тому +79

    Heaven is Nevaeh backwards. My daughter"s name is Nevaeh. I laughed hard.

    • @darkincognito3826
      @darkincognito3826 3 роки тому

      Really?

    • @rachelcoloradomy3kidz778
      @rachelcoloradomy3kidz778 3 роки тому +2

      I love this name! My daughter has a BFF named Nevaeh. It's beautiful and original. Love it. This was funny though

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 роки тому +12

      I have met so many young girls/teenagers named Nevaeh. I liked it until I met about 40 people with that name. It's kinda unoriginal now.

    • @darkincognito3826
      @darkincognito3826 3 роки тому +7

      @@ashleydowney1222 I didn't even know that name existed.

    • @PurnceNMe
      @PurnceNMe 3 роки тому +12

      It’s not beautiful or original. It’s terrible.

  • @JamiLynn84
    @JamiLynn84 3 роки тому +14

    “Instead of ‘Esther’, I was thinking, maybe, like: ‘Queen’?”
    “I like that! Entitlement from the beginning!”
    😂

    • @dollpins1574
      @dollpins1574 3 роки тому

      Lol I said the same thing!

    • @brucheweinberger6863
      @brucheweinberger6863 3 роки тому

      Considering that there are a dime a dozen of religouis Jewish kids named Malkah, transalstion queen, certainly makes you think.

  • @BeAG00dHuman
    @BeAG00dHuman 3 роки тому +16

    “I like that entitlement from the beginning”
    😂😂😂😂😂 yall

  • @bettyrussell5674
    @bettyrussell5674 3 роки тому

    My husband and I saw you at Anna like baptist church in Corpus Christi!!! Bought a couple “ain’t praying for that” shirts. But will pray for you two. You have such a great relationship and it shows!! Keep up the good work! Blessings!

  • @RealCaptainAwesome
    @RealCaptainAwesome 3 роки тому +84

    Did you ever finish the "Undercover Pastor" series?

  • @kellysong2256
    @kellysong2256 3 місяці тому +1

    I know a family who named their daughters Faith, Hope, Love, Bliss and Patience 😂

  • @cg0825
    @cg0825 3 роки тому +53

    Bible names that would likely not be good choices for a variety of reasons: Herod, Judas, Pilate, Lot (had a wife that got into a salty situation) Nebucanedzzar (I would sure hate to have to spell that for everyone). And as much as I like the names and the stories of Elijah and Elisha having identical twins with those names could be problematic.

    • @Bayloy
      @Bayloy 3 роки тому +20

      LOL Lots wife got herself into a salty situation. That's the most underrated comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think a lot of people know that story these days or they wouldn't live the way they are.

    • @trinitygrimes2011
      @trinitygrimes2011 3 роки тому +15

      Seeing that you already spelt Nebuchadnezzar incorrectly in the comment, I can see how that could be a struggle 😂.

    • @skrittle555
      @skrittle555 3 роки тому +3

      honestly can't say i've ever met a judas, secular or not. i can't imagine that not being a miserable experience of a name lol

  • @neelsnprayer
    @neelsnprayer 3 роки тому +10

    Myrrh.... I can still pronounce it when I've had too much Jesus juice. 😂 Comemere, come myrrh. Love it.

  • @beth5763
    @beth5763 3 роки тому +9

    I really enjoy Sarah's jokes in the outtakes 😂

  • @thepiedpiper3218
    @thepiedpiper3218 3 роки тому +39

    When she mentioned Alpha and Omega, she actually sounded like she was going to use another word instead of "body".

  • @abigailsmith5010
    @abigailsmith5010 3 роки тому +163

    “We’re already pregnant, ya know because that’s what Christian couples do” 😂 😂 im dying

    • @JMarieCAlove
      @JMarieCAlove 2 роки тому

      Not always, my sister and her husband are a Christian couple, they had their first daughter ten years after they got married, now they have four daughter's. They just weren't ready and had full time jobs and my sister studied at the Art Institute in Atlanta, and they both traveled abroad a few times, then they were ready.. four daughters, under the age of 10. My heart goes out to her! Lol 😉

    • @abigailsmith5010
      @abigailsmith5010 2 роки тому

      @@JMarieCAlove I get what your saying, not all couples start having kids rights of the bat. So amazing! You’re so lucky to have such a great family! God bless🥰

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 Рік тому

      ​@@JMarieCAloveIt's a joke.

  • @SpiritofProphecy999
    @SpiritofProphecy999 3 роки тому +17

    Love your videos lol
    Wife is so beautiful!! Lol
    God usually names my babies randomly out of no where. Lol God landed my daughter’s name on me randomly and the meaning was extremely relevant.
    I had had an abortion previously and never felt forgiven/had no idea… I was distraught for years. Finally got pregnant again then the Holy Spirit just said “Eliana” I had never heard it before in my entire life……. Never. It means my God has answered me. That was my special affirmation from Him that yes I really was forgiven. And she has always been a voice from above. God regularly speaks through her. Even just responses to my thoughts. Immense blessing.
    Now I’m pregnant again. And he’s already given me the name. I won’t say it here because it’s a surprise for my husband, but it means “God is gracious.” So I’m very excited for this baby to be a walking example of divine grace. I’m so so so excited to learn from this baby.
    So I love your video. But I’m curious to know what God would choose as the name lol 🎁♥️🎁♥️🎁♥️

  • @csFrantom
    @csFrantom 3 роки тому +194

    Croc was the absolute worst, but should totally go for Ashbury

    • @emilyquimby8453
      @emilyquimby8453 3 роки тому +1

      Or Birkenstock 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 3 роки тому +1

      I think that was the funniest after he said sandel😂🤣

  • @rlp5
    @rlp5 Рік тому

    This was the most refreshing video I’ve seen in months!!! God bless you both!!!! HE will name them!!!

  • @emilycashman8191
    @emilycashman8191 3 роки тому +4

    "ok, what is this? gwyneth paltrow's book of baby names? no." had me on the floor!!!

  • @brittanymorton831
    @brittanymorton831 Рік тому

    I’m running your book delete that right now on audible I love it! You are so talented I am such a fan! Please come to Dallas Texas and your stand up so I can come see yo live!!!

  • @lesliegardner3834
    @lesliegardner3834 3 роки тому +11

    "Come Myrrh" made me ROLF! 😂😂

  • @clairet5636
    @clairet5636 3 роки тому +12

    Lol, never thought of biblical names as in “this word appears in the Bible somewhere” 😂

  • @when_noobs_fly44
    @when_noobs_fly44 3 роки тому +102

    this is so true. I could not stop laughing😂😂😂😂
    I got a name for twins: Judas and Barabbas they will be great Kids😂😂

  • @nadinewaeghe4120
    @nadinewaeghe4120 2 роки тому +1

    “Your Dad’s still paying for the Tesla” - spot on! Too funny. Thanks for sharing your genius.

  • @deborahunfiltered
    @deborahunfiltered 3 роки тому +12

    "Entitlement from the beginning" 🤣😅

  • @DomesticEngineerDarcie
    @DomesticEngineerDarcie 3 роки тому +8

    I like Thaddeus Justice. Booya! That's a world leader, but his friends call him Teddy. 😂

  • @ramonamelnichuk8277
    @ramonamelnichuk8277 3 роки тому +122

    "River" as a girl name had me pause, actually kinda like it lol

    • @annarocha3254
      @annarocha3254 3 роки тому +11

      I know about four little girls named River. A very cute name but not the most unusual anymore of that's what you're wanting. :)

    • @ramonamelnichuk8277
      @ramonamelnichuk8277 3 роки тому

      @@annarocha3254 never heard it before, lovely name

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 роки тому +14

      Reminds me of Doctor Who

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 3 роки тому +3

      i've actually met a lot of girls named river and i'm pretty sure thats kelly clarkons kids name too

    • @highlyfavoured73
      @highlyfavoured73 3 роки тому +7

      I know a grown man named River lol, the name sounds pretty unisex

  • @sherishaffertheartistandmy7948
    @sherishaffertheartistandmy7948 3 роки тому +2

    Bwahahahaha, this is timeless comedy! Keep up the Good Lord's work, it absolutely loves the joy of comedy!!! Whatever name you ultimately choose will be the destined/fated name and will be absolutely perfect! Best wishes and congratulations to your expanding family!

  • @brennab2034
    @brennab2034 3 роки тому +21

    Ya gotta love John Crist!!

  • @erinpadilla5360
    @erinpadilla5360 3 роки тому +20

    Love these two. And their jokes are scary true. My sister named her fourth kid Zadok. Lol

    • @lovelily8310
      @lovelily8310 3 роки тому +1

      I mean that’s a pretty common one.

  • @ChosenDeeDee
    @ChosenDeeDee 3 роки тому +7

    I’m dead lol “Narcissist, just like your daddy” lol

  • @oceanoasis117
    @oceanoasis117 3 роки тому +1

    You guys have the best chemistry! Was cracking up at the outtakes at the end!😂

  • @Newtttton
    @Newtttton 3 роки тому +65

    If you guys get twins, name them: urim and thummim.

    • @Swagcoreyawn
      @Swagcoreyawn 3 роки тому +9

      😂 Hahaha, gosh, that’s good! You’d have to carry them in one of those front baby backpacks! To make decisions, you’d just feed them and observe which one spits up first…

    • @erinaa9486
      @erinaa9486 3 роки тому +1

      @@Swagcoreyawn 😂😂

    • @LPSBlueCatProductions
      @LPSBlueCatProductions 3 роки тому

      Are you LDS too?

    • @sandraglassford6362
      @sandraglassford6362 3 роки тому

      Mahli and Mushi

  • @terresexton5908
    @terresexton5908 2 роки тому

    Oh my goodness. I've laughed so hard my fast abs hurt.... Loved the one Myrrh "come rrh! 😂😂😂😂😁

  • @anniedenos8454
    @anniedenos8454 3 роки тому +5

    "What is this? Gwyneth Paltrow's book of baby names?"😂😂

  • @GoodEyes2020
    @GoodEyes2020 5 місяців тому +1

    I am a substitute teacher and once had a Kinder named Daenerys. I knew exactly what her parents were watching when they created her!!

  • @virginieclosson7209
    @virginieclosson7209 3 роки тому +36

    Our daughter wanted to know the romantic story of how we had come up with her name... It was the only one we couldn't come up with a bully name for! Lol! (Of course kids found one anyways but it took them until high school! HA!)

    • @frabelle11
      @frabelle11 3 роки тому +14

      I was a teacher for many years... kids will bully you no matter HOW normal your name is. People put WAY too much thought into what a bully might turn their kid's name into. As long as it's not something really obvious like "Fanny," every kid out there has an equal chance of getting picked on. Even if it's not their name, it might be their appearance, clothes, way they talk, part of town they live in, way they pronounce certain words, etc. Do not let possible future bullies determine your child's name!

    • @momentsformoms9467
      @momentsformoms9467 3 роки тому

      I got my sons name off a commercial when I was 18(almost 19). I didn’t get pregnant until 23 though.

  • @lydial5695
    @lydial5695 Рік тому +1

    "We canceled her" 😂😂😂

  • @annarocha3254
    @annarocha3254 3 роки тому +29

    Only watched this to see if the Biblical name we've chosen for my son was mentioned. Whew, I'm safe. 🤣

  • @cheyennemundy9681
    @cheyennemundy9681 3 роки тому +25

    Hahaha, I love this video! Although I'm a Millennial and an Atheist. My husband and I ironically picked four different Bible names for our first and second born boys. Caleb Elias, with Elias being a family name on my side and Mathayus Timothy, with Timothy being after both his father and an older half brother. We chose Mathayus because of the action movie The Scorpion King though, but my Christian grandfather pointed out that it's a Bible name (albeit an alternate spelling of the version in the Bible) and he loves it.

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 роки тому +4

      We Atheists enjoy this skit the most, I have no doubt. LOL

    • @Boxxxxxxxxx
      @Boxxxxxxxxx 3 роки тому +1

      Good taste you have

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +6

      To be fair, it's kind of hard to avoid using Biblical names in countries with a strong Christian presence. Even if you haven't so much as flipped through the Bible you probably have 15 relatives that were all named after religious ancestors.

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 2 роки тому +2

      Mathayus and scorpion king are great lol

    • @giordanodsouza9563
      @giordanodsouza9563 2 роки тому

      I got an accidental bible name too lol

  • @My3sweetblssings
    @My3sweetblssings 3 роки тому +21

    We - for real - have 3 girls named Grace Mercie (had to be a bit different LOL) & Hope.

  • @MyRockMyFortress
    @MyRockMyFortress Рік тому +1

    I love your channel. 😂

  • @lizzieempey2220
    @lizzieempey2220 3 роки тому +8

    I saw on a list for twins the names Samson and Delilah and my thought was, they don't know the story 😳🤣

  • @Shernicet
    @Shernicet 3 роки тому +1

    The "come myrrh" joke at the end was GOLDEN!!! 🤣😭😭

  • @Imanuelovadia
    @Imanuelovadia 3 роки тому +20

    Sooo funny! Tons of the names are in one way or another acceptable Hebrew names in Israel: Mor (Myrrh) is kinda popular; ilan (Tree), Peleg (small river) and Amos (yoked, load) are legit, Telem, Jamimma and Zur are a bit rare but not weird, Malka (Queen) is mostly old but legit, Rakia (Heaven's firmament) is unique, but exists.

    • @cbagot
      @cbagot Рік тому +2

      I have a student named Peleg. Here in NJ. They are from Israel,

  • @chelseafailla9887
    @chelseafailla9887 Рік тому +1

    This is fantastic 😂😂 i actually love "telem"! 😂

  • @justuslightworkers
    @justuslightworkers 3 роки тому +4

    "there's nothing wrong with a participation trophy" 😆😂

  • @shortybarnesyanik
    @shortybarnesyanik Рік тому +1

    I am a kindergarten aide and before this school year I have been a preschool aide for 7 yrs.
    I have seen so many different names and regular names with weird spelling! Lol 😂

  • @jordanwright2030
    @jordanwright2030 3 роки тому +11

    Lol so true. I named all five of mine unique Bible names. Micah, Samson, Israel, Lily, and Luka.

    • @1014p
      @1014p 3 роки тому +2

      Israel isn’t necessarily unique. Samson is an uncommon though.

  • @knsoper
    @knsoper 2 роки тому

    You two are hilarious! Love this back-and-forth.

  • @KeysoftheLord
    @KeysoftheLord 3 роки тому +47

    My aunt, the youngest sister of my dads family, coined the name "Hadassah" which is Queen Esther's Hebrew name ("Esther" was her Persian name). She literally told her siblings, before they were married, that no one is to take the name Hadassah until she has a child.
    Now I have a new baby cousin... and you might be able to guess her name...

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 2 роки тому +1

      I actually love that name! Lol. But from a character in some books. Rough books. Lol. My brother and I both picked out Faith for girls and he had one first so he got it. 🤣🤣

    • @MistbornPrincess
      @MistbornPrincess 2 роки тому +2

      I love the name Hadassah. If I am blessed with girls one will be Naomi Grace and another Hadassah.

    • @RachelDee
      @RachelDee 2 роки тому +1

      One of my friends named her daughter Hadassah too

    • @mayorjoshua
      @mayorjoshua 2 роки тому +7

      Well, "Hadassah" doesn't really _mean_ "Esther" (the former is Hebrew for "myrtle tree" and the latter is Persian for "star"). "Hadassah" was just Esther's Hebrew name, with a separate meaning. It wasn't uncommon for Jews in the Diaspora to have Hebrew names and foreign names. Paul (also born in the Diaspora) was also known by his Hebrew name "Saul", which, like "Hadassah" to "Esther", isn't related to his other name "Paul".

    • @KeysoftheLord
      @KeysoftheLord 2 роки тому

      @@mayorjoshua That's interesting! Thanks for sharing.