When you live in a state where no one talks about Covid and then travel to one where people are still clinging to it like it's the only thing going on in the world, it's pretty insane.
After a year of near-house-arrest for my whole family up in New England, we moved to FL. Our first night, we went to a restaurant. We must've looked insane. All huddled together like "Is this okay? Are we allowed to be here? Are you going to tell us our 4-year-old needs a mask?" After a year since of life in Florida, we went back to visit. A gas station attendant inside at the counter told me I had to put on a mask if I wanted to buy pizza. I said no thanks and left, and he and the other cashiers looked at me walking out like *I was the crazy one.*
Yep. We only encounter Liberals at work. Everywhere else is Conservative, and we live in the Willamette Valley, even. Those enemy lines are just so big headed and vocal, reinforced by gerrymandering and mail in voting.
I love that UA-cam is still hanging in there with their COVID banners. Your joke about telling Portland the war is over was both hilarious and sad, because many really need to know. UA-cam also needs to know their misinformation campaigns just come off as sad and laughable these days.
Me too. I find it hilarious that he tries to stop people from getting and spreading infectious diseases that have already cost well over a million lives in this country alone. Who does he think he is? Some sort of expert? Now if you’ll excuse me. I have to take some horse dewormer and wash it down with some Clorox.
For two years, I've been trying to get people to understand the importance of getting most politicians out of office, regardless of the R or D next to their name. Very few deserve to keep their jobs. An ultimate failure of leadership and my trust in them have been destroyed.
I completely agree both parties truly suck! I’m an independent and this pandemic showed me that when political science goes up against actual science, political science wins every time. The people have a voice and there is a reckoning coming. To ever action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Awesome! When a comedian in Portland doesn’t absolutely bag on the insanity of that place, it’s like watching a slow pitch go by right in your wheelhouse and not crushing it.
Some people’s political beliefs supersede any evidence to the contrary in favor of them “feeling like they are never wrong”. Portland is a prime example of this phenomenon.
We've encouraged people to have very strong opinions on issues, while discouraging them from having very strong knowledge on those issues. They'll repeat one single out of context, or completely fabricated, sentence as support for their strong opinion.
@@Meatball2022 dude japan used said "horse dewormer" and plenty of other drugs are for humans and animals. But keep being a good npc with your virtue signaling profile pic
My wife and I are visiting Nashville and heading back to Oregon today. Amazingly we got to see John in the 12 South Neighborhood. My wife is a huge fan and he was super gracious to chat and let us take a photo! Super good dude!
Remember when celebrities weren't super public about their political beliefs and entertainment was an escape from the seriousness of life? Good times...
I bought tickets to this show and ended up missing it because I got sick! I hate that I couldn't be there! I wish the whole show could be posted! Love you John Crist and LOVE the way that you are able to spin the sad state of affairs that we are in because of horrible leadership in a humorous manner! Thank you for not being afraid to speak up!
Living through that covo bs the short time we had restrictions in Texas was ridiculous, I can't imagine people in Portland still going along with it. Keep complying and they will keep you down
What wonderful night of laughter for God's people who really are behind enemy lines! Must have been a moment of great release!Laughter is the best medicine! GOD truly does care for His people! Love to you guys!
As a native, yes, they've got Christians in Eugene! A lot of non-Christians there are spiritualists (of various kinds), so some are receptive to the Gospel.
In Eugene in the 90s, at least, there were two Christian colleges and one small Clasdic books school (which seemed Christian, maybe), plus lots of churches. I walked to went to First Baptist downtown from one of those colleges. We did homeless ministry, hosted an Indonesian church in our college chapel, etc. Had some great, challeging Christian teaching. Yes, Oregon/Washington may be behind enemy lines relative to John's neck of the woods, but it's *really* not. It's still America! And, anti-Christian policies and notions are spreading all over the country, sadly.
I really don’t like traditional conservatives from other part of the nation thinking that everyone in Oregon is some degenerate radical leftists. FNC was like this too any time a story from Oregon comes up. As a conservative living on the not so trendy side of Portland I feel just as invisible to this trad-con country-bro as I do a socialist hipster
@@Arp477 I find the townies (non university people) in Eugene to be pretty normal. People with regular jobs and families in Eugene don’t want to smash the system they just want the Ducks to win.
@@marge3477 There were docents spread throughout the theater watching people. The one in the balcony where we were didn't care about masks but on the ground floor there was a lady who would walk down the rows to get to the one person who's mask had slid beneath his nose. You can hear John react the first time in his routine when he says, "Really lady?" But then later when he is addressing the pastor directly the lady walks right up and interrupts their conversation to tell the pastor to pull up his mask. I thought there was going to be a riot right then and there in the theater 😅. John reined us in tho!
Keep this going sir. You handled that expertly. It's bad up in the PNW. I won't go see a show until they're actually done with this nonsense. I REALLY wish we were in fact being scientific about this. I like how we can have many states that, as you said, are DONE with this and per-capita; have virtually the same outcome as us... makes you 🤔
John Crist is just up there being himself and cracking everyone up! There can sometimes be a big difference between someone who performs as a comedian and a genuinely funny person.
California! Still talking about it and commercials about it. Went to visit family in June and it is truly a different world. A lot different than when I grew up there. If it wasn’t for visiting family I would never go there again, breaks my heart what it’s become.
It's awesome, isn't it? They did the 2 weeks to flattern ther cerve thing and actually stuck to it. Ever since, people get to do what they want, and liberals have something to complain about. Which they do. Constantly. Thankfully you can get out of those conversations with a simple "God bless Ron DeSantis."
Florida has had record number of covid cases more than once. If such high percentage of the states population keeps getting covid that doesn't mean free of it.
I find it an honor to have the blue box under the title. It means the truth is being told. Good for you John. Much Love and Aloha from Honolulu Hawaii brother 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼 God bless. 🙏
I was raised in Oregon- and sadly my childhood state is not the same and yes our brothers and sisters are definitely behind enemy lines-we need to pray. John helps us laugh, because inside we cry.
As an Oregonian, this is 1,000,000% accurate. We still haven't recovered. And where we live, everyone is Conservative, no one followed the rules past July 4th of 2020. And driving around even the big cities, you still see more Trump bumper stickers than Biden. It's enough to make anyone suspect out mail in ballot system we've had since the 90's might not be very accurate.
Dang after watching this video I really want to see you live in Phoenix, so I go looking for tickets and there are no 2 seats available together lmfao! You're a popular guy! So happy for your success! You're a cut above! Okay I take that back I found 2 seats! Thanks!
@@UnknownUnknown-tu3be The afternoon show is almost sold out but the evening show on the second day has seats. If I lived in Phoenix I would be there in a New York minute! It's the drive and traffic that stinks for me lol
My name is Darrick and I totally clipped the last 30 seconds and am going to send it to all my friends. Loved the rest of the video but that was amazing
For the historical record... this type of comedy is BRAVE in Portland in 2022.
Truth
This is exactly what I was thinking, John Crist is the greatest
🌈💫 Surprised he wasn’t stoned - in the pre-medieval sense!
The crowd was his base.
Still relevant in 2023... Portland is 💩
I love that UA-cam felt the need to put the covid info button on this video. Wtf
Had you not post this, I would haven’t noticed. I usually ignore all these cooof warning labels online and in person.
I clicked send feedback on the thing and just wrote “Stop It”
@@codym6376great idea, about to do the same
So correct.
Yep. And they used Google for "more resources". I would fail my college research papers if I used Google for any of my sources.
We moved from Portland to Texas a year ago. We feel like we were freed from prison! So grateful everyday
Texas is a shithole compared to the PNW politics or not. Been in Texas for 2 years, moving back next week.
We moved summer of 2021 from Nazington (Washington state). It's a night and day difference down here. We love it, best move we ever made.
@@ChelleLink us, too. So grateful
Don't vote to recreate the same problem in Texas that you left behind in Portland.
Y'all are welcome! Just leave your voting habits behind
When you live in a state where no one talks about Covid and then travel to one where people are still clinging to it like it's the only thing going on in the world, it's pretty insane.
Ya went to Albuquerque and got kicked out of a restaurant🤣 couldn’t wait to get out of that town
The places they stopped talking about it, more people died in. So there's that.
After a year of near-house-arrest for my whole family up in New England, we moved to FL. Our first night, we went to a restaurant. We must've looked insane. All huddled together like "Is this okay? Are we allowed to be here? Are you going to tell us our 4-year-old needs a mask?"
After a year since of life in Florida, we went back to visit. A gas station attendant inside at the counter told me I had to put on a mask if I wanted to buy pizza. I said no thanks and left, and he and the other cashiers looked at me walking out like *I was the crazy one.*
@@PlyrMava. That is completely untrue. But enjoy being scared and crazy.
@@23wtb exactly!
I love how he really laid it on Portland good. Pure gold
I know, he really didn’t hold back that was hilarious
And the fact that YT has to put the COVID disclaimer below the video just adds to the fun.
"Behind enemy lines" is 100 percent accurate.
Yep. We only encounter Liberals at work. Everywhere else is Conservative, and we live in the Willamette Valley, even. Those enemy lines are just so big headed and vocal, reinforced by gerrymandering and mail in voting.
Hilarious!! I grew up in Portland and I couldn’t stop laughing at this 🤣. All my family is still behind “enemy lines” 🤣
Behind enemy lines ....😂🤣
Same! Lol I’m laughing from a safe distance 😂
Same! It’s a different type of “weird” now. Nope!
I love that UA-cam is still hanging in there with their COVID banners. Your joke about telling Portland the war is over was both hilarious and sad, because many really need to know. UA-cam also needs to know their misinformation campaigns just come off as sad and laughable these days.
Yea I saw the Covid banner under the video I was like wow you need to give “Covid information” for a video JOKING about Covid. Ha ha!
Came for the comedy stayed for the COVID banner 😆
I always send feedback when I see them 😁
What misinformation, the existence of a virus?
It's been two years. At this point, the doomsayers have truly lost the forest for the trees.
This is actually healing to hear comedians talk so truthfully! Oooooh man. it's been a long 2yrs in the North West.
Come to the South...where common sense runs wild and free!!
I would if I could. My husband works in Portland 5 days a week.
The jokes and the truth telling was straight fire 😂🔥 The UA-cam “disinformation”banner adds that extra layer of goodness 👑👏🏼👌🏼
Haha, it absolutely does!!!
When he said Anthony Fauci was a comedian, that’s when I hit the “like“ button.
Right
Me too. I find it hilarious that he tries to stop people from getting and spreading infectious diseases that have already cost well over a million lives in this country alone. Who does he think he is? Some sort of expert?
Now if you’ll excuse me. I have to take some horse dewormer and wash it down with some Clorox.
IKR?! 😆
And I felt the opposite
@@MR-sx3od Sorry. Maybe you’ll feel better if you take another booster.
For two years, I've been trying to get people to understand the importance of getting most politicians out of office, regardless of the R or D next to their name. Very few deserve to keep their jobs. An ultimate failure of leadership and my trust in them have been destroyed.
I completely agree both parties truly suck! I’m an independent and this pandemic showed me that when political science goes up against actual science, political science wins every time. The people have a voice and there is a reckoning coming. To ever action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
We need term limits for all offices. You get 8 years tops in office, after that you can't run again for that office.
John's signature move is when he starts using the stool to lean on 😅
I would love to see a video of this entire show, uncut, especially if the energy is like that throughout.
As an ex-Portlander I wish I could have seen this show. Right now I don't think I could even go back for a visit. It would be too HEARTBREAKING!🙃
Same! I refuse to visit because I don’t want to tarnish my positive memories. I’ve seen enough videos about downtown. 🧟♀️
I was at this show! The energy was so crazy!
How fun! I would love to see him in person. Do you feel like you are behind “enemy lines?”
I was fortunate enough to get to see him and Tim Hawkins together at a show , it was hilarious!!!! Bless your heart being in Portland 😬😬
@@Elizabeth-lj1vm 💯
Do you know the names of the other comics? They also seem really funny!
@@D33r_Hunt3r_ They were both very good! Very different styles, but both funny! Unfortunately, I don't recall their names .... sorry!
The fact this was just a few days ago in Portland give me some hope for this country yet
Awesome! When a comedian in Portland doesn’t absolutely bag on the insanity of that place, it’s like watching a slow pitch go by right in your wheelhouse and not crushing it.
This is awesome. Glad the crowd is on board.😂
Exactly! Vibes up people do less god bless!
Some people’s political beliefs supersede any evidence to the contrary in favor of them “feeling like they are never wrong”. Portland is a prime example of this phenomenon.
We've encouraged people to have very strong opinions on issues, while discouraging them from having very strong knowledge on those issues. They'll repeat one single out of context, or completely fabricated, sentence as support for their strong opinion.
You say this while taking your horse dewormer?
So is Commiefornia
@@Meatball2022 dude japan used said "horse dewormer" and plenty of other drugs are for humans and animals. But keep being a good npc with your virtue signaling profile pic
"Social Distance Police" I'm literally in a state of pure disbelief. If I didn't 👀 it, I would not fucking believe it. ABSURD
My wife and I are visiting Nashville and heading back to Oregon today. Amazingly we got to see John in the 12 South Neighborhood. My wife is a huge fan and he was super gracious to chat and let us take a photo! Super good dude!
You gotta respect John for being willing to get after it! Let comedian’s forget their job!!
More accurate title: he roasts Portland. 😂
I don't know if you guys feel this with him, but I love it when comedians can joke about politics and I can't tell if their liberal or conservative
Agreed 👍 😆
Yeah it’s great cause no matter what side you’re on you can both have a laugh about the same stuff
Remember when celebrities weren't super public about their political beliefs and entertainment was an escape from the seriousness of life? Good times...
He’s conservative
He's Conservative and I LOVE IT!!💯❤️
Johns back!!! So good to see your new videos and material!
I live in Oregon...so glad NOT Portland 🙌
The 'fear & shaming' regarding masks here was insane. Jabs too.
SF Bay Area has entered the chat.....🤣
Now they are wanting to send TX police to SF.
World is nuts.
He’s RIGHT. Portland is HELL.
We are behind enemy lines.❤️❤️
I bought tickets to this show and ended up missing it because I got sick! I hate that I couldn't be there! I wish the whole show could be posted! Love you John Crist and LOVE the way that you are able to spin the sad state of affairs that we are in because of horrible leadership in a humorous manner! Thank you for not being afraid to speak up!
Whole show is posted... Look on his page
Living through that covo bs the short time we had restrictions in Texas was ridiculous, I can't imagine people in Portland still going along with it. Keep complying and they will keep you down
Never followed them. Not ever.
That Texas line was epic
I live near Portland. Thank you so much for saying what we all have been saying, just with a mask off...
Man your the best, I’m so glad you are using your platform for Gods glory! Your hilarious
OH WOW!! I would low key love to be at that show and then flee the state immediately afterwards!!
It's a gorgeous state. Such a shame
You better run fast! The Covid police will be after you!
Lol I highly recommend never coming here! Wish I could leave!!!
As someone who lives close to Portland, yeah, it's that bad.
It was refreshing having John come in and point it out from his perspective
@Melissa Johnson totally agree. I've seen him in person and he has a knack for that. I thoroughly enjoyed him roasting my town. 😊
1000% 🤦🏻♂️
Ok, this is hilarious. He was on fire haha
Oh my goodness, John!! You've gotten funnier with time!! These were all incredibly funny!! I wish I'd been at any of them!
What wonderful night of laughter for God's people who really are behind enemy lines! Must have been a moment of great release!Laughter is the best medicine! GOD truly does care for His people! Love to you guys!
John is the best! I have family behind “enemy lines.” Thank you for being brave enough to go and minister - by making them laugh - to them!
"I'm trynna be like don't judge, but I have to!"
As a native, yes, they've got Christians in Eugene! A lot of non-Christians there are spiritualists (of various kinds), so some are receptive to the Gospel.
In Eugene in the 90s, at least, there were two Christian colleges and one small Clasdic books school (which seemed Christian, maybe), plus lots of churches. I walked to went to First Baptist downtown from one of those colleges. We did homeless ministry, hosted an Indonesian church in our college chapel, etc. Had some great, challeging Christian teaching. Yes, Oregon/Washington may be behind enemy lines relative to John's neck of the woods, but it's *really* not. It's still America! And, anti-Christian policies and notions are spreading all over the country, sadly.
I really don’t like traditional conservatives from other part of the nation thinking that everyone in Oregon is some degenerate radical leftists. FNC was like this too any time a story from Oregon comes up. As a conservative living on the not so trendy side of Portland I feel just as invisible to this trad-con country-bro as I do a socialist hipster
@@Arp477 I find the townies (non university people) in Eugene to be pretty normal. People with regular jobs and families in Eugene don’t want to smash the system they just want the Ducks to win.
i'm surprised the covid police allowed the comics to perform without a mask.
So honored to have gotten to get out to see this show live! Best night in so long! Come see Portland again John!
I was there! It was legit the best comedy show I've ever been to. I felt so seen! (Don't live in Portland but Washington is no better!)
So did they really have mask police at the show?
@@marge3477 There were docents spread throughout the theater watching people. The one in the balcony where we were didn't care about masks but on the ground floor there was a lady who would walk down the rows to get to the one person who's mask had slid beneath his nose. You can hear John react the first time in his routine when he says, "Really lady?" But then later when he is addressing the pastor directly the lady walks right up and interrupts their conversation to tell the pastor to pull up his mask. I thought there was going to be a riot right then and there in the theater 😅. John reined us in tho!
@@katienielsen8966 Doesn't Oregon have the same policies as WA? Inslee had the mask mandate end several weeks ago. Is it not the same in Oregon?
@@joshuajohnson3296 they are about the same. This performance happened in late February, about 3 weeks before the mandate ended.
Lol
John - just keep it up man, we need more like you.
Please keep sharing these videos and keep being real! That’s what we love about you.
Hilarious! He tells it just like it is and it's hilarious.
I enjoy John so much! The other guys are great too! Seen them in person at a show in Shreveport, LA. It was great!
Keep this going sir. You handled that expertly.
It's bad up in the PNW. I won't go see a show until they're actually done with this nonsense.
I REALLY wish we were in fact being scientific about this. I like how we can have many states that, as you said, are DONE with this and per-capita; have virtually the same outcome as us... makes you 🤔
John Crist is just up there being himself and cracking everyone up! There can sometimes be a big difference between someone who performs as a comedian and a genuinely funny person.
California! Still talking about it and commercials about it. Went to visit family in June and it is truly a different world. A lot different than when I grew up there. If it wasn’t for visiting family I would never go there again, breaks my heart what it’s become.
"This is the only place that has it"....LOL. So true!
Laughter is a good medicine...🙏🏾🙌🏾💯‼️
Glad you called them out.
Love to you, John! 💛 It's fantastic to see you on tour. Portland is fabulous. Wishing that these adventures bring you joy.
This was pure gold from start to finish 😂😂😂😂
I can’t wait to see this man in Raleigh!!!!
Absolutely priceless John! Bless you!
John. Bro. Find your way into Southern New Jersey. Please. We need you. To heck with Philly, dude.
This crowd was....wow
I couldn't love him anymore! And yet, everyday it grows! My favorite is when he talks to himself!
I NEED to see the whole show!
Covid has taken a vacation from Florida. We've been free for a long time.
It's awesome, isn't it? They did the 2 weeks to flattern ther cerve thing and actually stuck to it. Ever since, people get to do what they want, and liberals have something to complain about. Which they do. Constantly. Thankfully you can get out of those conversations with a simple "God bless Ron DeSantis."
Dude we had covid for like 2 weeks 🤣🤣 I love living in Florida
Florida has had record number of covid cases more than once. If such high percentage of the states population keeps getting covid that doesn't mean free of it.
@@RachelJamison904 yep! Most rampant flu time was end of Dec./January 2022.
.Been there done that, now living our normal lives 🌴🌸
I find it an honor to have the blue box under the title. It means the truth is being told. Good for you John. Much Love and Aloha from Honolulu Hawaii brother 🤙🏼💯🤙🏼 God bless. 🙏
This was hilarious and intense at the same time.... and I'm watching from my living room in Florida. Yikes. Loved every second.
This is AMAZING!!! Thank you sir. THANK YOU!
I was raised in Oregon- and sadly my childhood state is not the same and yes our brothers and sisters are definitely behind enemy lines-we need to pray. John helps us laugh, because inside we cry.
HILARIOUS!!!! YOU BRAVE FOR GOIN TO PORTLAND....FOR REAL
“Behind enemy lines”-
Sad but true…
OMG! 😆 This guy nailed it!
EVERYONE in office in Oregon.....OUT! GET EM OUT! Living in Oregon now is HELL.
I love John Christ comedy. He always does a great show and he is right we need the comedians these days.
Keep on rocking John crist
"Behind enemy lines." 🤭🤭🤭
The fact that it is october 2023 and YT still puts the “C-vid latest information warning” is absolutely ridiculous!!! Wow
As an Oregonian, this is 1,000,000% accurate. We still haven't recovered. And where we live, everyone is Conservative, no one followed the rules past July 4th of 2020. And driving around even the big cities, you still see more Trump bumper stickers than Biden. It's enough to make anyone suspect out mail in ballot system we've had since the 90's might not be very accurate.
Bummed I had to miss this show, looks like y’all had fun roasting our gross city.
Love his comedy
Now I'm gonna have to follow John around to these states! Comedic gold!
I love him even more now. 🤣
Well done sir!
Love ya John, great stuff!!
In 2023. I'm loving this.
"behind enemy lines" - too true!
I’m so sad that I missed you in Portland! I grew up in Oregon, such a beautiful place but ya politics have ruined so much about this place.
I can’t WAIT for you to come to Sugar Land!! I’ve missed seeing you live! LETS GOOOOO!!!
Shows the way, or at least a way, for comedians out there. Good to get people laughing, en masse especially. It breaks through the trance.
Dang after watching this video I really want to see you live in Phoenix, so I go looking for tickets and there are no 2 seats available together lmfao! You're a popular guy! So happy for your success! You're a cut above! Okay I take that back I found 2 seats! Thanks!
I looked as well a few months ago in Phoenix for my wife and I.
@@UnknownUnknown-tu3be The afternoon show is almost sold out but the evening show on the second day has seats. If I lived in Phoenix I would be there in a New York minute! It's the drive and traffic that stinks for me lol
Love the covid misinformation warning lol
So good!
That was awesome!!!
One of my favorite comedians 😂😂
Loved every minute of the show and watching this a second time was even better!
Awesome. Be the change we need dude!
My name is Darrick and I totally clipped the last 30 seconds and am going to send it to all my friends. Loved the rest of the video but that was amazing
This is GOLDEN!!!! 👏👏👏
We need the whole set...not just a stimulus relief clip. This was not enough.
Bro it's capitalism not socialism. Work hard, get on the grindset and corporate America will reward you handsomely.
@@mika274 calm down Hannity.
Whole show is posted - check his page
Wow! Is humor still legal in the US?
I need more of that!
Portland is nuts. We visited last summer and could not wait to get out. It was the most depressing city I have ever been to.