Dry Bar Double Feature - Jeff Allen
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- In a continuing effort to bring you the best Dry Bar comedians, Dry Bar proudly presents a Dry Bar Double feature with Jeff Allen. Whether you're someone who appreciates the way America used to be or your wife is experiencing menopause for the first time, this Dry Bar double feature with Jeff Allen is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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I am a humorless woman. If I laugh once a day it is a miracle. I laughed the whole time I listened to you. I loved it all. Thank you so much. I need more laughter.
I am not a humourless woman…I laughed all through this video…and at your comment! Totally agree with you…we ALL need more laughter..😂 😊
You both are too sweet.
Laughter is good for you.
Laughter is the best medicine. This is actually true if you fake lauph. Try fake laughing until it comes more natural. Fake it till you make it.
I’m the same way. Sometimes it catches my family and friends off guard when they hear me laughing.
The only tragedy is that there aren't more full sets of this guy online. Definitely one of the top 3 comics on DryBar, by far!
I like this guy cause he’s about real life and CLEAN AND NO SWEARING which is awesome!! Check out Tim Hawkins too!!
If you like him, which we all do, you'll like Shayne Smith & JJ Barrows. I love all 3.
Why is he not a Dad on a sitcom? He'd be awesome.
He could live next door to the Baxters, and they could do a spinoff.
He could entertain a Full Stadium God knows he deserves that Gig .
Months after my mother passed away, I couldn't stop crying. One night, I happened to stumble on this and I was up until 3 am laughing so hard I was crying. My son heard me and got worried, so he came in to check on me. He laughed and said he couldn't tell if I was laughing or crying. You had me doing both!! Thanks for saving me. ❤️
❤🌹🕊
My condolences for your loss. ❤
Bless Gods beautiful hearts work in you ❤️ much love from ash
😅
40 years of marriage here! Just about died laughing. My husband came in to see what was wrong.
I'm almost 60 and was only married for 12 years. I chose to be right. Oh well, live and learn. All I know is that I have a brand new grandchild and there are some reparations that are going to be had.
🤣🤣🤣
No one asked
@@ronjones-6977 Women need to change if that's how life actually is. You should be able to be right and happy.
@@mikelmazlaghani487 Yeah, Atheist believe that too. You’re not always right even if google backs it up. If you paint up and down and your wife wants you to paint left to right it doesn’t matters who’s right. Paint it how she wants, makes her happy. You make issues instead* of letting love win. If you don’t treat someone nicely and with respect then don’t expect them to stick around. Sad seeing no one take responsibility. It’s both parties faults, change together or grow apart.
This gentleman is hilarious. Love him. I love the way he says he only cares if his wife thinks he's sexy
I wish all husbands were like him.
I read your comment right when I heard him say that lol unbelievable
Jeff Allen is one of the truly talented comedians of our time...he doesn't have to rely on dirty jokes or vulgar language...just a truly gifted comedian...Appreciate you!
Im 58 been married 34 years my wife is Tammy and I can sooo relate to everything he says. Awesome clean routine.
Wow
"I had the pleasure of growing up in America before the lawyers took it over".
Well said.
Everyone hates lawyers. Until they need one. Then he's your best friend.
@@CedricsMom very true
@I'm back with the Sand, Ya Beach you're one of those people who take things too literally. I'm surprised you can appreciate any humor at all.
I WAS gonna comment, but y'all GOT this... 🤣
@@CedricsMom Exactly. Because it's not lawyers, it's what they represent. They represent the government, specifically the legal system which everyone knows is corrupt but doesn't want to be reminded of unless and until it's absolutely necessary.
From start to finish he killed !!
Yes , he did . I have to be honest. I have watched him a couple times now. I came across dry bar by accident flipping through tube after my daughter set this up for me when she left for college.
He is awesome! I love the clean comedy. Jeff is hysterical.
He is one of the GOAT’s of not just clean comedy but ALL comedy! Comedy Hall of Fame…?
53 years very happily married and still counting. Laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to have to use my life-alert button for emergency oxygen! I should add, Jeff just keeps getting better year after year!
Congratulations on 53 years of marriage.
Congratulations for your 53 years of marriage. His stories are so relatable especially the waxing one, I went once to wax my legs and left after the first strip. Oh. Hell no! Not worth it. I returned to the old shaving method.
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Congratulations. Happy many more good years to come.
What was so funny?
I am a 35 year old Black American woman DYING laughing right now! LMFAO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! We need more men in the world like this! THANK YOU!!! 👋🏼😂😂😂😂💝🥃🤦🏽♀️👍🏽
I’m 65 and I’m alone watching on my phone absolutely screaming with tears running down my face.
@@tomstulc9143 Wtf
I’m 65 with a small cucumber stuck sucked up my butt and this video made me shoot it out
Sorry I'm old and I just soaked an incontinence pad listening to this man!!!!!
So did I !! ...except I wasn't wearing a pad.
This guy has jokes within jokes surrounded by jokes - so fully - every sentence is packed full of stuff, and it's all good. He's a genius! Love his stories.
So true!!
First time I've heard this Gentleman. In my humble opinion amongst the best there is.
As someone already observed not a profanity in the whole routine. Just wish I could remember some of his routine, so I could try and spread the humour.
Regards Oor Welly ☕🤗
😮
💥💯👊🏾 Absolutely!!!
I agree with you. Genius!
I don't laugh a lot these days.
I laughed at this guy.
I finally found a comedian who's outstanding funny and doesn't use a single cuss word!! Yay 🎉 Thank you so much!!
Jim Gaffigan, Tom Pappa, and Jerry Seinfeld are usually fairly clean humor. They are hilarious and on Netflix.
@@ginac895 and Brian Regan
Brad upton is really good. Saw him live. Dry bar comedy as a whole is great.
Check out Jeff Leeson
Bengt Washburn
This guy is unbelievable, hilarious, this is comedy folks. 🤣
God, I can not remember the last time i enjoyed someone's comedy so much
This comedian is seriously one of the best in the business. Funny to death!
👍 agree.
I've never heard that...."funny to death" ....🤔 LPL
Why doesn't he have his own show based on his comedy? He's soooo funny!
@@GladysAlicea I love him. He is hilarious. It is not easy to make me laugh but he did it 😆 I was crying 😂 especially at the waxing part when he lost his voice.
@@GladysAlicea I believe it has to do with his past. He fully admits he was once a cocaine addict and an alcoholic. Because of that he wasn't able to fully focus on his passion, comedy. Now that he's clean for years, he's trying to come back but I think bigger enterprises don't want him cuz their "record" might get "tainted" by "him". Not Dry Bar tho, they're doing amazing.
The man's comedy is pure genius. Not a foul word in his entire routine. Just what we need in this day and age.
This is Drybar! No comedian uses foul language!
Y’s that 49??
Yeuggh, is he?
There is no such thing as foul language
If your offended by foul language in comedy, your a dweeb
This guy is hilarious! Watch his videos over and over again!😅❤
Seriously funny guy! The best comedian I've heard for ages. Genius!
He's a rare talent.
Man didn't curse not even once. No foul language, just pure comedy. Jeff is at a different level of comedians.
No one on DryBar comedy swears. It's a Christian organization so they forbid it.
@@jennifernathan8812 really really?? 🤔
there's a reason they call it dry bar lol. and it's in Utah. clean comedy, no alcohol.
Every single time
If he threw in a little of everything thing you said he didn’t do, he’d be on Netflix instead of at the Dry Bar.
"Here's your spine." 😂😂
I didn't know this dude. Found him by accident, I laughed like I hadn't in many days. He is GREAT!!! 😂😂😂😂
Love it! My husband and I listened together. I have to admit he wasn't as amused when I told him "See, someone else likes Leap Year!"
I’ve never seen this guy before , he funny as heck
I love the way he delivers - no awkward transitions. I love the way his mind works!
@@KarenDeBiasse , he is Jeff...you mean Tim
Oh man! The image of a CIA operative waxing the hair off Ahmed’s back and chest for information made me laugh out loud!!!😂🤣😂
I love Jeff! Especially his Chicago accent-I could tell it was Chicago! I grew up on the southwest side and could pick that nasal twang anywhere!
I’m laughing so loud, my kids are yelling, ‘mom be quiet!’ Such a great comedian.
😂😂
This man's a comedic genius
Jeff Allen is the coolest old dude ever. This was the coolest and relatable comedy show EVER 😂
I actually got to meet Jeff Allen in Salt Lake City Utah last year right before the COVID-19 pandemic
@@trevensass3396 lucky!!
@@trevensass3396 You are so LUCKY. I wish I live in Utah where nothing seems to ever go wrong. ☺
@@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 I know.
@@gwenyverreking5565 i know right.
Our 26 year old son is back too. Thank God we aren't the only ones who hide food in our bedroom.
We do too! 😂
But now I have an ant problem.
@@Stephen_Strange Lol (sorry)
His timing is so great. I love him thank you for the laughs. So few these days.
Dry Bar. A gift to the internet .
Thank you for actually making me laugh without having to listen to cuss words to accomplish that.
Ditto!
Or have to hear
the words 'd**k,
or pu**y, or f***!'
Exactly!
Drybar is all about clean humor
@@khrystalkhoury62 thats the only reason he's not cussing. lol
This was hilarious! Best part: clean comedy!
You are the funniest , I absolutely agree. With it all and THANK YOU, this laughter and truth. Helps us disabled veterans
🤣🤣🤣 13 years of marriage in and I look forward to seeing my spine again one day. Thanks for giving me hope Jeff
I heard a noise. Here’s your spine, go see what it is.
He's effortlessly funny!!
It's not natural. It's his act, and he has spent thousands of hours perfecting it.
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Do you not- never mind
Yeah great guy
Notice he didn't curse once, unlike the rubbish standups of nowadays. Simply genius.
LOVE this guy. He has lived the life we used to be able to.
Great talent, this guy
So funny. Nice to hear from someone who is from my generation. We need more older comedians.
Lol you’re old
THE OLDER COMEDIANS are already out here. Just keeping a low profile as being “older” is often stereotyped as weird or crazy. 😂. Need more laughter in this world today. 😁🙃❤️
JUST exactly what does one consider OLD? Is this another STEROTYPE?
I loved his bit about his son coming back home after his time in the army. So many vets come back home and take forever to get a job Lol I did 5 years and 2 Iraq tours. Took me a year to get a civilian job.
Thank you for your service.
Yes thank you
Thank you for your service and my freedoms. God bless you and your family. 🙏
What ya doing for work BTW? 91B medic 94-99
I also thank you for your service. Hope you found your way at home.
I forgot how funny he is. Thank you Dry Bar, for giving comedians a reason to do a clean act. Thanks Jeff, for helping me wake up the family....at 1:30 AM.
He's so charming. It's nice to hear from a comic who loves and respects his wife, even if they don't always get along.
The man is always on fire 🔥. Keep 911 on speed dial 📱 and all firetrucks on standby 🚒
😂
Everytime my wife slithers over to me when I’m eating and asks “what are you eating”? It’s in plain obvious sight a slice of pizza in my hand and everytime I always say spaghetti.
"… and then the fight started."
@@kb6kgx so true. Lol
I say whatever she don’t like
As a wife i plead GUILTY! 🤭
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I have watched this like 4 times; can't stop laughing. Never get tired of watching. He is amazingly funny. God bless him. 🤣🤣🤣
Talent. Such a gifted man, Jeff Allen is. His jokes are simply hilarious
thank you so much for all the laughter! Helping me get through the grief of losing my husband of 47 yrs. Jeff and his wife have reminded me of all of the great laughter and fun we had together!! My kids say that Jeff and his standup sounds just like me and their dad!! My kids used to think we were fighting or "bickering" ( as they call it) Rick and I called it our" love language" I love dry bar! I love the comedians! Love Morgan to! She is hilarious when she talks about her daughter !! I have five kids ( all grown up and given me 12 grandkids and they have given me (so far) 8 great grandkids) THANK YOU ALL !!
I am sorry about your husband passing. Your family sounds great. I’m hoping holidays are busy.
I'm so happy to hear that Jeff was able to make you laugh and that you're able enjoy this. I don't know you but I genuinely care for other people and how they feel, so when I say that, I mean it. I hope you find a reason to smile every day.
So sweet to read about you and your husband. Sorry for your loss but how nice to read your had a great life with him. God bless u
Laughter is good.
I am sorry for your loss. I am sure he is in heaven. 😇 may you find comfort in your wonderful family.
First time watching Jeff and he's SUPER hilarious!!
This guy is good, but he's definitely on a roll.
Lewis p
Not the only one
He is hilarious! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time...😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
I got about 20 minutes in and I'm saving the rest for later with my wife. This man is good clean hilarious, that's a rarity.
My wife enjoys your act. She said there is no swearing or off color, very refreshing Thank you
Imagine his wife made a comedy show about her husband lol that would be interesting to watch
ENDLESS material 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Liam McNieve lol yea 😂
Lol yeah it would, if she were a comic who’s funny she probably would’ve I’d imagine. All I’m saying is usually opposites attract,right? 🤣
You may be a Woman.?
Probably, this is their best income !!!" And can't be bad !!!
Man this guy is hilarious🤣🤣
First time seeing you, Mr Allen.
Laughing, enjoying, identifying, need tissue laughing so hard.
Whatever!!!
Thank you.
When you can get me too laugh without cussing or being dirty you are truly a comedian.
Let’s go Brandon
Absolutely my thoughts too thank you for acknowledging that I thought so too so ultimately so nice made you laugh and not one single swear word love it. !
TOM DREESEN
one of the best comedians I've ever watched..such clean truly funny humor ..love this guy.
Amount to pay for my account so you don't have to care
I have seen this bit at least 5 times and is always like the first time.
I have seen this bit at least 5 times and is always like the first time.
he reminds me of my uncle. He was just like him. Good times
I loved it.
I remember watching Jeff Allen back in 2007 and I still enjoy him. He is so awesome
“Up the wall with frostbite!” “Going bowling, Colombo.” He cracks me up!
I never before laughed so hard. The stories were so hilarious.
This first time I watched him and I laugh so much! He is a natural comedian, everything he says is so funny...great stuff!
Love your Biblical References, Prayer and Dreaming. 👏
Standup comedy at its best: a lot of wit, and no cussing
So true clean, my cheeks hurt from start to finish.
Thats what really makes it funny
This wonderful man, NEVER FAILS TO IMPROVE MY VIEW OF THE WORLD AND MY DISPOSITION.😂🤣😍
Addendum: Should be required viewing in every university on the planet…
My cheeks are so sore!!! Haven't laughed this much in a long time!
Absolutely Love this Fella (& his Tammy!lol)!!
Crying from laughter ALL THE TIME… 😀 you are a genius !!!🤣🤣🤣
He’s hilarious, he should be a sitcom dad.
He would make a good Al Bundy if they ever wanted to make a Remarried With Children.
Good idea
Right
Yep!!!
@@beetlejuice4357 not remarried with children!!! 😂🤣
I just love him!
Ditto
He's good. Life experiences in right connotation can be funny. He's good. I enjoyed this video
Just stumbled upon Jeff Allan....he's great. Now, here's a comedian I could take my mom to go see without being mortified. Thankfully, either would she. He has a wonderful storytelling ability and it just flows wonderfully. Keep it up Jeff!!! Good stuff...real life brings us some funny stuff :)
Loving his clean, hilarious humour.
He is very funny, good comedy
There should be a warning! I had cereal in my mouth. The milk passed thru my nostrils just fine, the cereal did not. Some of it is still stuck way up in one nostril.
Now that's getting it on! It's like Jeff Allen knows where we live.
Lmao omg this is priceless!!!
🤣🤣
Was it a plain Cheerio or a Cocoa-Puff....lol!
You need to do stand up!
You can NOT be in low spirits after watching this guy... Thank you for the much-needed laughs!
“Let’s see how how they like it to create someone in their own image who denies their existence.” 🤣 As a Catholic mother of four children, I can appreciate this comment. I love your sense of humor! We laughed so hard the entire time.
comedy was blessed with this guy
It’s pretty impressive the ability he has to build a show so long being funny nonstop!
I can’t stop watching this guy!!! He makes me laugh even if I have a bad day! So cool!🙂😂😂🥳
Very funny! Great twists, great presentation, great connections!
I love his humor. He is a natural storyteller. The grand daughter stories had me crying
Mr. Allen is the funniest person out there hands down!!!
This man is Hilarious from beginning til end. LMBO.
Jeff is so funny! Great material!
My dad would agree with him when it comes to teenagers…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Allen is HILARIOUS!!
You’re one of the BEST comedians I’ve ever seen. Even better than most Netflix comics. No cap. Loved it.
Watching this again for at least the 6th or 7th time. Tammy in the fajita, menopause, grandkids...hilarious stuff. Rapid fire wit. We can't get enough of his stories!
Your routines are spot on, refreshing to see a great comedian in this day.
when this man mentioned C.S. Lewis,,,,, I was ALL IN...this man is charm---ing!!!!
I know I'm addicted to Drybar that I memorized everything on these specials. 😂
I'm addicted to strip clubs and I memorized all the strippers names and phone numbers
One of you two have a serious problem🤪😂🤣
@Zen Ytem: yep! Memorize the specials, then try them out on your therapist once a week to see if he “gets it”. 😂😂. Unfortunately, it loses something in the translation and suddenly you’ve got a new diagnosis!!
Certain professionals don’t have a sense of humor. 😱😵💫😂
Honestly! This is one of the funniest comedy acts I’ve ever listened too!!! How funny every day life is! Amazing delivery!!!
Had to leave my bedroom because my husband was asleep and I was laughing so hard!!!
This man cracks me up. Love his facial expressions. Yep laughter is the best medicine 😂
This has got to be the funniest comedian I've ever heard!
He does comedy like the great ones from our younger days. Jackie Gleason, Bob Hope, Rodney Dangerfield, etc.
Yes! He does! It's great!
¹+×3³
you mean when dinosaurs were roaming ?
@@TheMrsoulsurfer Yes! That long ago! Lol!
OMG, we're dying over here. This guy is hysterical. So glad we found DryBar.
He had me at asbestos pyjamas. This guy is the best. Clean humour and his memories come thick and fast...what comedic talent..thank you !!
I like several of the Dry Bar comics, but Jeff is my favorite.
The best?? Have you watched more than one standup comedian?
IT'S JEFF ALLEN!!! YES, THIS RIGHT HERE, IS DRY HUMOR.