Choosing a Church Outfit
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- "This catholic outfit is too formal, but this Pentecostal outfit is too traditional...I don't know what to wear to church!"
John Crist and Sarah Zanotti try to find outfits that are acceptable to wear to church.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more video, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristco...
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Anyone else's freezing on the Moses outfit.
Yes, I don't get it.
Yeah I did for me
Same for me too?🙁
Yeah.. what happens?
Mine did too, what’s up with that?
I think the last outfit broke the Internet
🤣🤣
He wasn’t Jesus he was Mohamed 😹😹😹pretty sure South Park said you can’t put him in shows
This is definitely the best comment
Well ya ain't wrong🤣
I literally thought something wrong was happening to my laptop 😂
When she unbuttoned every button saying the denominations I died. I'm a worship leader and I don't dress like one 😂🤣😂
Me too 😂! I’m a Youth director in a very impoverished community so I purposely dress down but I’m always worrying about it in the back of my head.
@@TheAirplanewoman 😂
Oh no you both don't KNOW you dress like one that's even worse 😂😂
But was hitting every Note!! People totally understood the unbuttoning
@@susanna617 rotfl 😂🤣
“Don’t wear that.”
“To church?“
“Anywhere”
Lol
Thats the line that go me. I pretty much didn't hear anything else.
At one point I thought she was going to undress him and take him to a shirtless Domination.
@@shanegillespie6014 then there was “if it’s a gluten free communion and the pastor drives a Tesla” lol
Hipster hats are just ridiculous. Only man buns are worse.
Yes
Why does it stop!? I wanted to see her reaction! Funny stuff.
Ok thought I was crazy! It stopped on me too.
It stopped on me too, I thought my connection was bad.
Sameee
Same here, what the heck
Okay so it’s not just me. I watched it a couple days ago and came back to recheck
"Didn't Jesus say to come as you are?"
"Nooot according to this churches instagram page."
😂😂
Yup. Been in situations where I ended up coming as I was (evening midweek service), definitely not acceptable...
It's so sad.
I think there's something to be said for dressing up for church, as a sign of respect and reverence- but no one should feel unwelcome if they don't/ can't.
@@rekietabeatslc9980 need a new church m8. I have came black from work(diesel tech) and they were still happy to have me there
That was Nirvana. Much rather rock out to them than mouth pathetic Hillsong tunes!
@@Amcsae I was once living in a homeless shelter and went to this wonderful tiny church one Sunday (various churches would pick us up on Sunday because of course).
On the ride back, one of the parishioners asked me, "So when you meet god at the pearly gates... .would you rather be dressed like you are? (I lived in a frickin homeless shelter) Or like I am? (in a suit)."
Needless to say, I never went back.
The Lauren Daigle shirt "too liberal" had me busting up lol
Accurate
Yes
Very accurate though
Me too.
Im deaddddd😁
"I could wear 'em together and confuse everyone." That was gold. So funny. I grew up going to a Baptist school with a knee-length-or-lower skirt dress code, so I can relate.
ahahah i was literally about to comment that
TOO TRUE!!! I was like what happeneddddd bahahahahaha
Me too!
My Mom comes from a time when folks truly dressed up for church. Ladies got their hair done, shoes had to match the dress. Gentlemen wore their best suits. Little girls wore fancy bows in their hair.
When I went to church as a little girl, I wore white gloves and shiny black patent leather shoes.
Good times, good times!
Sounds like money. 💴 💵 💶 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Pamela Mays we must have grown up around the same time (and were you in the Midwest?), as I was also wearing black (and white, depending on the season) shiny patent leather shoes! And if it was Easter that called for a new hat with the white gloves and shoes for sure! :-)
I still do. Those times were the best. ♡
@@tylerroocs4316 you gotta dress up to be in God's presence. It's the Catholic law. The suit is 90% hand me down.
Thats when folks cared about the way they looked in Gods house. These days its ripped jeans,tshirts and flip flops.
“Okay, your closet has **RAAAAAANGE**” I DIED 🤣🤣🤣
This makes me appreciate my church so much. Some of us show up in avengers tees and shorts while some of us are always in dress pants, ties, and button up shirts. NOBODY makes it a divisive issue for the most part and it's great.
That is great. Only if all churches were able to discern between what is important and what is not. It seems that usually churches either compromise on Scripture, or make up nonsensical rules that are no where found in Scripture. It is hard to find one that both takes a confident stand on Scripture as well as embracing the liberty and variety of the body of Christ.
In the kids ministry at my church we get kids who regularly show up in pjs next to little girls in shiny fancy dresses that name tags don’t stick to
@@annav6037 😂
Same at my church, I legit saw someone in like those same colored shorts and shirts that middle school boys where all the time when I was wearing a big puffy dress. (also those same kids are plotting to where a chicken costume next week.)
@@annav6037 Use safety pins and put the name tag on their back. That's what we do. The other half of the claim check goes to the parents so a stranger doesn't walk off with your kid or a counselor doesn't try to hand over the wrong kid, which is embarrassing. But that is what we do with the claim check--we don't have name tags, but same concept!
I could wear them together and confuse everyone! Excellent!
The pastor vs. worship pastor shoe choices hit the nail on the head 😂
"Is it holiness or Hillsong?" 😅😫🤷🏾♀️
I actually cried lol 😭😆😂!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the button up denominations broke me.
I think I know you.
“I could wear them together and just confuse everyone “ MOOD
Sweet spot is when you don't know if he's a worship leader or homeless.
That's how I expect my worship leader to look
@@seanA416 😂😂😂 mine is so different hahaha. mine is like 65 and he always wears a suit, but we do get told we have one of the best worship teams in the area lol
LOL. In my church family we have a music leader, who dresses in a suit or something else that's nice.
@@jaguarsgotwings5148 I'm sure you do. A worship leader is probably just another name for a priest.
"I could wear them together and just confuse everyone" that got me, I laughed out loud 🤣😂😂
"Come as you are.....just not like that."
At 2:40 Vid freezes on Jon being a Shephard and yet it’s still playing to end. Is that happening to anyone else?
Yeah, it could be the joke? But same here
Yes
Yep
Yeah, restarted my phone, still didn’t work. Thought it was my wifi but apparently not?
Came to the comment section to see if it was just my WiFi. Lol 😂
Does this video freeze for anyone else after he changes out of his taco bell shirt?
It did for me
For me too
Me too weord
"Don't wear that."
"To church?"
"Anywhere."
LOL. So great!
When you're Catholic, doesn't matter if the mass is over cuz there's always another later mass you can find. I've gone to many Spanish and non-English masses because of this LOL
So true as a Catholic 😂
We would sometimes go to the two o’clock Spanish mass
@@shadowfax3505 true, including several good, rhythmic songs that make you want to move to the music
I have also gone to a Spanish Mass in a pinch 😆
It’s the biggest blessing when you travel often for work. I’ve been to Mass in Muslim Algeria in French and in a remote village in Mozambique in Portuguese. Its such a blessing to have this.
@@commscompany1502yes it's a blessing to be Catholic cuz you can still find a church in most places:) I've been to mass in many different countries including China
My phone froze at 2:40 and I died and went to heaven
Checking the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one XDD
@@nicholasramirez7322 Lol I was doing the same thing
Same!
@@SierraMascara28 I guess it's not everyone, but I freeze at 2:40 also. The counter keeps going, but the video does not.
“I could wear both and confuse everyone” 😂
As a Catholic I can tell you I have seen almost all of these outfits at Mass.
"Don't wear that."
"To church?"
"Anywhere."
😂 oh maaaan
My video freezes and won’t play at the historical outfit reveal?!?
Can't relate to trying on outfits for church because here in small town Montana you go in whatever is cleanest and nobody is going to care. The pastor one time was out elk hunting that morning and was running late so he just preached in camo smelling like elk urine. Nobody seemed to mind, we were however interested to know if he had got into any bulls. I have, in the past, realized that I haven't done laundry for the week yet, too late on a Sunday and just watched the service online. I don't think I have been to a church that cared what you showed up in since I was a kid in Lutheran church.
Consider yourself lucky... When I went to a Pentecostal church in Philadelphia they said I could not be a greeter unless I wore a long skirt and none of the women talked to me and I couldn't understand why until I noticed I was never in skirts I was always in jeggings or black dress pants. It So sad because heaven is definitely come as you are and we cannot worship our God in full communion if we are sitting there wondering what people are thinking of us.
@@BeeBeeimonotfact Dang! that would stink going to church and having to worry about if what you were wearing fit their definition of "OK" :(
I did get told one time that I could not date girls from the local Mennonite church(we have a lot of Amish and "Amish lite" (aka Mennonite) folks out here) because I was in the Marine Corps (infantry), served in combat and I have been divorced. Apparently they have some pretty strict rules in those departments. That's about the only religion based discrimination I have ever been around.
At the Baptist church here, congregants show up in overalls, sweats, leggings, jeans, suit and tie, the whole nine yards!!!
Our preacher used to be a mechanic and always made sure to rush home to wash up, well one time the hours just wasn’t on his side and did his class in full mechanic gear. No one really cared, it was a Wed. Class, honestly we all had a crack at it
The only “restriction” my church had was don’t corn dressed like a hoochie we don’t want to see your butt or boobs. Other than dress however you want.
“Don’t wear that..”
“To church?”
“No. Anywhere.” 🤣😂🤣
Am I the only one where the video stops right after the Tacco Bell shirt? The video time goes on but the video itself stopped
“Just something that’s like tell me you’re Christian without telling me you’re Christian”
Me listening and anticipating the answer thinking 🤔 “TOMS?”
😂😂😂😂
ACCURATE
Totally did this yesterday at church. Put on cute Owls in Halloween costumes leggings only to realize on the print the little owl was dressed as a devil. Had to change them lol.
You don’t want to look rich. You don’t want to look poor either. She is awesome!!!! I love this!!!
Idk what to think I went to help at a conference and I saw some one wear a bitcoin shirt lol 😭😆! xxoo
This was so funny. So much truth in this short video 😂
Stopped playing when he came out as Joseph. 😂
Is it glitching out on y'all at the end?
Thanks for commenting, I thought it was just me. Mine freezes at 2:40, just when he comes out looking like Moses or Abraham.
anybody pentecostal and can’t relate to this at all, cause your only options are a dress or a skirt 😂
I can’t relate but not Pentecostal. Our only options are a modest dresses or skirts for the women and suits/slacks for the men. If you’re in a singles’ ward you can get away with a little more casual but never jeans and a t-shirt.
@@scrappy00001 is this jehovah witnesses?
Calvinistic Presbyterian and yet I feel you. I'd die of humiliation if I ever showed up to church in jeans!
+1
Grew up southern Baptist. Everyone dressed like they were going to work. Then went to Nazarene, which is basically the same without the Calvinism. Dress seemed to be determined by status and visibility. The professional crowd and anyone getting on stage usually wore a suit or full-length dress, and the blue collars usually a t-shirt and jeans. I went to Charismatic church for a little bit where they dressed to the nines, but were highly biblically inaccurate, bordering on heretical.
John the end is jacked. Please fix a reupload. Loving it
Funniest ending!! 🤣🤣🤣 literary just him frozen for 70 seconds 😭😭😭
I’m screaming. I’m sure the neighbours are hearing me. The Moses fit at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Am I suppose to be laughing this hard in a Monday. It’s a work day🤣🤣🤣❤️🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Hahaha! Have I got the perfect solution for you: The Uniform. Black or grey V neck T-shirt, and the same pair of jeans. Of course, please wash them! So, 5 black/grey shirts, and 3 pairs of the same jeans. EASY!!
Is it only me or is the video glitching after 2:39?
Same!
I got the same at 2:38, it just stopped. Maybe God didn't like the outfit?
@@seazonz2192 I played the video on the laptop and phone, and same glitch.
I started watching his comedy for little skits, I’m slowly learning the denominations of the different churches through skits like these
“Okay your closet has RANGE”
When she brought out the bleached flannel. 🤣 Why are those so popular?
“Worship leader” I CANNOT The way that that’s a category like a denominational category I CANNOT 🤣👍🏻💒
I feel so happy someone addressed the long denim skirt shortage lol
I’m part of a holiness church. That was spot on!
So mad it stopped where it did, I just KNOW John said something funny right there!
Glad to hear I’m not the only one who tried to watch this and it got stuck.
The buttons on his shirt was hilarious! I even said two of them with her (Baptist and Nondinominational) Then the southern Baptist with the suit and khakis 😂
Just went to your show on Sunday. It was awesome thank you for the great time. But my favorite part was your testimony…thank you for being so real with your audience.
I wear the same grey suit to church every week.
"These people are literally models... " 😂😂😂
“Don’t wear that”
“To church?”
“Anywhere.”
Wish it didn't freeze up at the end - but amazing - love it!
Did it freeze for anyone else?
This was good
As a southern boy that always wore a dress shirt or a sports coat and slacks to church. I screamed "noooo, what are you doing!?" when the t shirts and leggings came out.
Once I asked my husband if my dress was ok for church. He said "you can pull it off." lol I said NO that's not the answer I was looking for. Needless to say I changed my outfit!
Lol 😆😂
Why does the video stop working around 2:40 ?
Same happened to me!
Happened to ya’ll too?
The video stopped after the Taco Bell shirt. I haven’t been able to get it to play.
This is hilarious so far…
These two are SO good together ❗️
Soooo....did they not finish uploading the video? Guess they hadda go to church 🤷
My favorite is when he dressed up as Moses lol😂
this is when the video became frozen and I am not able to watch to the end of video now....bummer
@@x35mmman me too....I thought it was just my phone
Did UA-cam seriously freeze his video there O_O? I've been refreshing trying to figure out what happened.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I was really mad at my phone but I guess I'll just be mad at UA-cam.
Thought it was me, our the Facebook outage yesterday.
My city dwelling Baptist Church, you dress up. Finest church clothes you can find, some times visitors wear jeans but even causal clothes have to fit a fine dining rules. 🤷
Black church?
@@jwhippet8313 yes
@@Dulcess when I was young in America (I'm old now), my parents went to a black church bc they thought the way the white people in America dressed for church was disrespectful.
@@jwhippet8313 there is mostly older people and they feel you must dress up, they are also against women wearing pants.
@@Dulcess , I remember. The women ushers used to wear skirt suits and the skirts went almost to the floor, but the women just coming for church had duty length skirts. Do they still wear pretty hats? In my day, the women wore lovely hats.
With the Bob Marley shirt, “What? That is literally a Bible verse, it’s in Matthew” 😂 😂 😂
*Holiness* or *Hillsong*
That's about as accurate as it gets!
RE UPLOAD PLLLLLLLZZZ it was clearly getting to the best part!
This is Spot.On. I literally cannot articulate my appreciation for this 😂
The thing at the beginning with the shoes about the pastor and worship leader is so accurate it’s awesome
Sperrys - I don’t want to look to pastor
Converse - I don’t want to look to worship pastory either.
Both-TOMS
Her acting and her beauty- 😍
I can wear them together and just confuse everyone.
Best line!
That Taco Bell shirt got me🤣🤣🤣 it’s like the HQ for all potheads
This was what I needed today hahaha
This is so right on!!
I found the Lord later in life, but I'm really excited that I've been Christian long enough to get all those references 😂
That's so cute 🥺 I Hope youre happy w this new life.
@@hannahjohnson5211 It's a gift every day.
I'm assuming you grew up Jewish?
@@Kelle0284 haha why do you assume that?
@@threearrows2248 You say you haven't been a christian all your life and you have the name Sarah. Sarah is a Hebrew name.
I love that you associate men's suits with Catholic! spot on. Only the best for being in the true presence of Christ!
Lol, what’s up with the paused ending?
“I can wear both and confuse everyone!” 🤣🤣
"Now you're wearing too much makeup and cut your hair." Goodness, do I know those looks 🤣
I was visiting a different denomination today for a school assignment and went through this 😂 I was like dress too much? Pants and a nice shirt? What shoes? Ok I like this dress
*looks at pictures of people in church and no one wears a dress*
pants and this random nice shirt got it! Shoes...in between. The not sneaker but closed toe ones 😂
At a certain place the video keeps freezing up. Not sure what it is. It doesn't look like a loading issue. Is it just me?
Freezes up at 2:40
Mine too
Feels kinda like an upload error.
Mine too.
This was gold! Thankfully, my church is cool and most people have a decent sense of taste. I play on the worship team and wear flannel shirts most days, so I might have to pull the four-buttons-unbuttoned trick. Can't go wrong with John Crist at your back!
Don't know why, but I can't view this entire video after several tries. At least it gave me a chance to hear some great lines. Keep up the good work:)
“I could wear em together and just confuse everyone” 😂
I always have worn either a skirt or dress pants to church (depending on the church). However, at my husband's family's church they seem to have a color dress code. I have only ever seen one other woman there wear a pastel color other than me. But no-one has ever said anything to me, so I usually just don't match.
Perfect 🤣👏👏 thanks for opening up about your struggles. I think you speak to more than you realize.
I cracked up. Couldn't wait to hear what he had to say and it froze. 😕
Whats up with the ending???
This is my husband and me every Sunday 😂
"I could wear them together and just confuse everyone."
Love this!!! “Yezzy’s??!! We don’t want to look rich” “Your closet has range” “Tell me you’re Christian, without telling me you’re Christian”😂😂😂
I don't know whether to laugh cuz it's funny or cry cuz it's true!!! 🤣🤣😭
Oh, YES! The Biblical outfit. Love it. Try wrapping your head, pretty lady- I've just started doing this and I feel like a Hebrew Queen Esther.
Minutes spent by everyone waiting for video to end = 67,448 and counting.
Is the end of the video frozen or is it just my Internet I’ve tried reloading like 10 times
Same here.
Video came out 3 days ago, and I am still waiting for the last minute to load!
At my non-denominational church, everyone dresses like Californians 😂👌🏻
Does it look like a Beach Boys concert?
.....and it was going sooo good! Dang it @Johnbcrist, reupload or you're going to hell, lol. You two are hilarious though. Love ya man!