If Toddlers Had Lawyers ft.
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- "My client would like no less that four pouches a day...and no prune!" Comedian John Crist teams up with Dude Dad Taylor Calmus to imagine what it would be like If Toddlers Had Lawyers!
John Crist is a standup comedian. For live tour dates, visit www.johncristco...
As a legal videographer, I have to say that the lawyer throwing a tantrum is actually pretty spot on
😂😂😂😂😂😂
IKR! I used to work in the attorneys building downtown! Rofl!
And as a parent of boys, I have to say the desire of
Them to restart breast feeding if they see their little brother doing it is also real 😂
Our girl couldn’t care less😂
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When the dad stopped referring to the toddler as his son and addressed him as, "Your client" 😂
That's what we do best. When my son plays sports, he is the goalie, not my son! lol
@@richardmahn7589 😆
that kid looks really serious, though.
😅😂
This is the role that John Crist was born to play. Special counsel to a toddler. I love it.
Yeah this is so good.
I don’t care what anyone says, this baby should be signed up for acting now. He did so well sitting there while recording this video. 😅
Save up for future therapy bills. 😂
We need a part two for that cat 😆 definitely looks guilty
Oh, no. You do not want to go up against the kitty!
😄 right 😄
The cat has already lawyered up! 😂
@@threetreasures7698I want to see the cat lawyer!
Yeah. That cat looked guilty. Lol.
The small smile after his mother said, "He'll just be sitting in it. That's gross." Had me cracking up. Great editing!😂
John throwing a tantrum is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week!😂😂😂
That's my favorite part too. Especially when he said "I'm throwing a tantrum on the behalf of my client"! 😂
I've worked in a law firm for about 24 years and I'm here to tell you, BRAVO!!! 👏😂😂😂 I can actually see this happening and truly going to trial!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you for the laugh! The cute boy was perfect!!! 💯😉🥰💪🙌
LOL the little ones face during the whole thing is amazing
As someone who works in a daycare and works with 2/3 year olds, this is absolutely hilarious 😂
I work with 1 yr olds!!! Totally agree!
I usually call them 8 month olds, but if you want to call them ⅔ year olds, that's cool too.
@@JasonShoots negotiation usually starts at one and ends at three :D
I usually win.
I don’t work with kids so I have no idea what any of these jokes mean. Can you explain them?
@@artugertthat wasn't "two thirds year old" she means 2 or 3 year old. Lmao
Funniest thing ever! As a. Grandma to a toddler- I could definitely see this being a thing.. “give the frozen stuff to the new kid “😅 priceless 😂
My wife and I miscarried our first child on Thursday and this video brought so much joy, laughter and healing! Thank you John 🙏🏻
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
Sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry for your loss.🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Many prayers for your wife and you. May you be surrounded by others who can understand & support you both. May God bless you with much strength, grace & love with one another in healing from such a painful loss. God is working, don't give up on what He is planning for you. We all have our Winter, our storms, but God is working behind the scenes--preparing us, building us up for the blessings that follow.
I'm sorry to hear about what happened. Praying for peace, healing, and that the Lord surrounds you with His love.
"the frozen stuff to the new baby"😆 very good
I wasn't sure how to expect this to end but when you threw a tantrum and negotiated with a single Dumdum suckered I burst out laughing 😆
Me too. I knew he would accept that counteroffer. Let little kids pick their own Halloween candy and they'll pick a dumdum over anything else in the bowl.
Cat definitely looked like he was going to dish out some street justice, later that night. Snitches get stitches, baby. Snitches. Get. Stitches.
I had to watch this several times over, and I think John is acting more like a toddler than the real toddler is😂
😂😂
If John ever gets tired of comedy he would make a great attorney😂
He could def be on Law and Order or something
@@stephandalton2390 yes!
What's the diff?
😂
@@stephandalton2390Yep. I would agree.
Hilarious! As a grandparent as a 2 year old, this strikes home like no other😂
Absolutely hilarious! How did you even got this idea? Genius.. Loved the counter offer 🤣🤣
Bwhahahaha!! The way he fixed his tie after the tantrum was too funny! 😆😆
The baby’s face when he starts throwing the tantrum is classic sketch comedy. Then his face when he sees the dum dum is poetic justice. Comedy gold…
It makes me so delighted when my favourite UA-camrs collaborate!! You guys have such a great sense of humour, this was the perfect match! Hilarious, well done, John, Taylor & Heidi!
The toddler is so adorable!!!❤
When he started throwing a tantrum on behalf of his client, I lost it. 😂😂😂
Well Attorney's fees and time spent, etc etc had to be covered by the parents of the client!! Cute little one you and your Lawyer deserve an Oscar!
Love this collab!! So cute!! Candy always makes the best bribe… I mean negotiation tool!!
This needs a part two, lawyer vs grandma.
This was so funny. We are a lawyer family and it sounds a bit like what our conversations devolved into after a few glasses of wine. There’s a lot of “Your Honor! (Exasperated voice) Objection! (Outraged) Argumentative!” And so on,
This would be a funny evening to be witness!
So funny and on point. If toddlers could… more of a scary world! They run the roost already!
I think that would be a great idea, and get the real dums dums out! 👍
Lol. I taught 2 year old Sunday school and it was truly interesting. One time I told a little boy that he was being good. He got mad and said “no I am not!” It is truly an interesting age.
lol. Always good hearing about fellow Christan’s
This is comedy gold…😂
The ironic part is someone was probably holding up a tablet with Cocomelon on it so he would sit still for the filming 😂.
The best collaboration of my day .Great job!
John, YOU are quite the prophet of new norm culture! 🤣🤣
I need more outtakes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best court room dramas I have ever seen.
It’s a good day when John uploads!!🎉🎉
So...the Dumdum was the endgame the WHOLE TIME?!?! Well played, Mr. Crist. Well played!
this is AMAZING! such a great concept. would LOVE to see more behind the scenes and bloopers!!
Yes!!! I would love to see the bloopers too!!! 🤣
Wheres the lawyer for the cat?
That was awesome! I saw the shorter version in Instagram, but this is so much better! Great job!
😂 Very creative & uniquely funny skit! The sibling rivalry started young with the client I guess! The demands were hilarious & the parents’ responses were great too!
I like the outtake at the end. You should have more of these it's fun. Love ya work brother. One of ya many fans in Australia.
I laughed so hard, EPIC!!!
This is what I've missed from John! Hilarious!
OMG the close ups of the kid's face kill me
Haha 😂 😄 🤣 😆 so awesome
Part II please 🙏 the cat was not happy 😅
This is way too good😂😂😂😂
Love this! All of you!!!
This was adorable! I love dude dad and I love your content as well AND you look really good in a suit!!! 😊
This was HILARIOUSLY GENIUS! I loved this!!
This is great! One of both you and johns bests!
I just can’t! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is too cute and hilarious!!! The lollipop got me! 😀😀
I love the expressions on the little bub's face. So accurate.
Ok this is fantastic 😂😂😂
John is such multi-talented comedian..just love him!❤❤
LOVE this!
I can watch this over and over!😂😂😂
Dude. This is the most hilarious video I’ve seen in like.. 2 years. Keep it up bro. You’re crushing it.
This is the crossover i didn't know i needed until now
WAIT! DUM DUMS ARE A CHOKING HAZARD!? NO DUMS DUMS! This is amazing! These two guys are the best & Heidi finishes off the skits to make them work perfectly:) 🙏💪🙌🥰
One of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Love it! Thank you!
One of the best videos on UA-cam!
Destined to become a classic 😂
The only more epic thing other than this video is if the baby's lawyer coming in at the end
😂😂 Part 2, 7, 20 please 😭 I would watch them all lol
One of the best features! DudeDad is hilarious
The Collab we didn't know we needed.....😂
This is the best comedy skit, maybe the best video, I have EVER seen.
Great job John!
Aaaaah this is adorable 🥰 hehe just to get a sucker sweet 🤣 he used a lawyer 😅 thanks this made my day......
That was so funny and ingenious!
That's hilarious!!!!!
My toddler also feels she can sleep better if she kicks us in the ribs.🤣🤣🤣
LOL. Pretty funny. Please make more! I especially love the ending. Was actually quite realistic I think.😀
The burden of proof is on the cat! Lmao 😂😂 That was good! 😁🙏❤️🇺🇸
To be honest I'd watch a whole 9 seasons of this on Netflix.
The kids already have 2 body guards/security. Now they have a lawyer! 😆
JC and Dude Dad== epic
happy hour watch a John Crist video still laughing after watching
Aw Little Client looks JUST like mama. Too cute!
We had a wipe warmer... HAHHAHAH!
John this is so hilarious!! You are very versatile! Love ya John!
The little boy must be one of the cutest kids I'd ever seen. I just started listening to John and I am hooked.
"I'm your toddler's attorney"
*goes for shovel to bury intruder's body in backyard*
"See, honey, problem solved"
🤣
BEST COLAB EVER !!!
This is perfect lol!! Hahaha
This is great I'm lmao 😂😂. My favorite so far 😂😁🔥🥃
This is hilarious 😂
Please say there are more of these videos ! 😂
During the tantrum, the baby looked like "Pfft, amateur. Step aside and let the pro do this!"
The client should have held out for two DumDums
HILARIOUS! Love this!♥️But I didn’t know where negations were going🤣🙌🏽♥️
This was hilarious
Otto looks so serious the whole video
A colab with Dude Dad ❤
Awesome skit 😂
I can't wait for the sequel where the lawyer of the cat shows up with nannycam footage of the assault.
I loved this more of this please
@johnbcrist omgsh 🎉I was having a bad day and stumbled upon this video. This video really made me laugh several times. Love all the performances ❤😊 “ the cold wipes unfortunately startle him” lmao😅
So creative! I was worried you were going to have to call witnesses like Granma ha ha! Glad you reached a settlement🤞
My daughter is not allowed to watch this… she’ll hire this lawyer tomorrow. 😂