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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Lemmyywinkz
    @Lemmyywinkz 2 роки тому +390

    "I'm taking Xanax and saying slurs"
    looooooooooooooooool

    • @mcnuttington7122
      @mcnuttington7122 2 роки тому +21

      mood fr

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому +14

      That's my friday night ritual

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому

      This works great if you already took the xanax and you get a spam call from an indian.
      The other day I had one on the line for like 2 minutes by cussing in an indian accent and saying I know his boss. He was ready to fucking fight (and fuck my mothar)

    • @therumjiggler6879
      @therumjiggler6879 Місяць тому

      Don’t you mean roooooooooooooor?

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite 2 роки тому +855

    I knew an old bloke that was a white cop in British Hong Kong, he got drunk and mentioned he shot a random Cantonese man in the foot because the guy got too mouthy during some sort of martial law situation or something. Looking back now as a gay man I realise that is a funny and awesome story but at the time I was concerned

  •  Рік тому +196

    Adam is great in this one.

  • @nutty_tv2967
    @nutty_tv2967 2 роки тому +161

    Those foreign cigarettes be banging nothing like getting a carton of smokes for $12 and then throwing up the next two weeks.

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg Рік тому +163

    Soder & Nick have always been great whenever they’re on a show together

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 Місяць тому

      Soder adds to any show he appears on. Not always the funniest guy but he’s always good and blends well with whoever is around him. He killed it on O&A back in the day too.

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf Рік тому +56

    *_WE CALL TRANSPORTER_*

  • @jimmyromano249
    @jimmyromano249 2 роки тому +336

    I don't know why, but the idea of a hypeman who just plays the gong is terrifyingly funny to me because I can see it.

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 2 роки тому +5

      Ur scared?

    • @mullenenterprises
      @mullenenterprises 2 роки тому +6

      Thats how nick always hits the nail on the head, you cant say no to racism if you can see it in your head

    • @nathanieledwards3302
      @nathanieledwards3302 2 роки тому +1

      Is that Kerouac? Bless you, sir. That cat is my hero

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 Рік тому

      I can see your dad naked. Whenever I want.

    • @DanThibodeau1
      @DanThibodeau1 Рік тому

      Ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?

  • @iwantsomecookies08
    @iwantsomecookies08 2 роки тому +184

    ahhh fuck..
    i absolutely ate rat dumplings in NY.

    • @iwantsomecookies08
      @iwantsomecookies08 2 роки тому +22

      at least i'm gay, so it doesnt matter in the long-run.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 роки тому +3

      @@iwantsomecookies08 no you didn't

    • @pbplauralfilms
      @pbplauralfilms 2 роки тому

      Delicious

    • @skeletontoes7692
      @skeletontoes7692 2 роки тому +13

      @@antMANscochiey why not? meat is meat. If you eat meat like a fun boy. Some portions are bigger, and some gamier/greasier.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 роки тому +4

      @@skeletontoes7692 nah you're wrong for sure, I checked

  • @jamiecal11
    @jamiecal11 Рік тому +114

    Nick and Soder doing a weekly pod would be the first podcast I'd ever pay for. They're so good, and (let's be real) a bit wasted on those around them.

    • @HangedMunchkinTruther
      @HangedMunchkinTruther 9 місяців тому +8

      Imagine a show where Soder and Nick just talk to different immigrants and do bits

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 роки тому +59

    that ghana voice is GREAT - I also eat albinos and inhale dishawasher vapor

  • @OnPointFirearms
    @OnPointFirearms 2 роки тому +148

    Where I come from... everyone dies in a helicopter crash. It's a simple way to die... just cooking to death in helicopter gas.

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 роки тому +17

      @@hardarnold9750 simple folk things like losing your business partner--- who you really didn't care for, because you didn't even remove his name from the thing...

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks Kobe

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ 2 роки тому +86

    Dudes rock worldwide shouts out to Hong Kong Pirates

  • @juancaminante8078
    @juancaminante8078 2 роки тому +188

    This reminds me of the time a Chinese gentleman did something nice for me. I left my beverage unattended, which, if I remember correctly, was some brand of cola, probably Coke.
    Anyway, the gentleman, noticing my beverage had gotten low, filled me back up. I am gay.
    EDIT: It seems the Chinese gentleman play joke.
    However, I’m still gay.

    • @scoobyjew5187
      @scoobyjew5187 2 роки тому +1

      🫶🏻

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Рік тому

      Did he fill it up with peepee? I hear they do that.

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 10 місяців тому +3

      He filled you up or your beverage?

    • @Shotty262
      @Shotty262 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ThePulaskiPumperyou could say he Chinese he play joke

  • @SkeletorOmega2
    @SkeletorOmega2 2 роки тому +70

    this guy and nick have really good rapport

    • @Malik-ig3ml
      @Malik-ig3ml Рік тому +15

      You mean the chinese guy or somebody else?

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 Місяць тому

      Dan Soder rules.

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Рік тому +25

    Feel like Leonardo DiCaprio has entered that “swelling” phase. Pretty sure it’s just alcoholism.

  • @mastercharlesdiltardino8058
    @mastercharlesdiltardino8058 11 місяців тому +16

    Id pay for an audiobook that is just nick speaking chinese gibberish.

  • @jdavs9493
    @jdavs9493 2 роки тому +21

    This reminds me of the Kowloon walled city mission in call of duty black ops 1

  • @thickchip3206
    @thickchip3206 Місяць тому +1

    Soder’s Liam Neeson impression is phenomenal

  • @anthonydipasquale9334
    @anthonydipasquale9334 2 роки тому +19

    I was like "huh this guy sounds like MaPhee from Billions" and it is, I didnt realize he was gay

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 роки тому +61

    whoever that other guy is his african gay guy acccent is hilarious

    • @0554joe
      @0554joe 2 роки тому +17

      Dan soder, I think is the guest

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 роки тому

      @@0554joe yes

  • @dominicdeluca6378
    @dominicdeluca6378 2 роки тому +53

    Hong Kong Pilots

  • @haydengrayson6284
    @haydengrayson6284 2 роки тому +65

    he's describing water retention at the start
    avoid salt and make sure you have a high potassium intake boyos

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому +17

      nah, just keep chugging vodka and water

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 роки тому +21

      and make sure you drink more dark sodas like coca cola, rather than water

    • @haydengrayson6284
      @haydengrayson6284 2 роки тому +24

      @@ZeranZeran ahh cola, the thinking man's water

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 2 роки тому +7

      @@haydengrayson6284 I think that's Dr. Pepper or maybe Dr. Thunder.

    • @do_yohomework
      @do_yohomework 2 роки тому +1

      I thought u need more sodium in ur diet for ester retention

  • @warlocksnevereverdie
    @warlocksnevereverdie 2 роки тому +40

    I'm a simple man, I see Nick mullen, I raugh.

  • @mullenenterprises
    @mullenenterprises 2 роки тому +107

    No one talking abt how on point this guy’s impressions and wits are, whats his name

  • @doomdoomerson6524
    @doomdoomerson6524 2 роки тому +11

    Soder and the Ctown Boys! NIIIICE

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 роки тому +16

    also great Jason Stathem voice

  • @monkyonbike
    @monkyonbike Рік тому +28

    damn, soder’s chinese is impeccable

  • @salfrausto8741
    @salfrausto8741 Рік тому +18

    Hong Kong Pirates got me dying in a Kaiser waiting room. Long Live Cumtown.

  • @trenchardjj
    @trenchardjj 5 місяців тому +1

    Adam's finally sounding straight in this one.

  • @baphyyy7898
    @baphyyy7898 2 роки тому +55

    stav doesn't think he's woke?

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 2 роки тому +12

      I don’t think he’s woke actually. He side steps some topics but he’s considered very edgy in current year

    • @hgfclay6524
      @hgfclay6524 2 роки тому +31

      @@MrGanjaBandits he woke af

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas 2 роки тому +33

      This was before he started doing better and worrying about his career, I think he is actually delusion enough to have ambitions of being on shitty Netflix shows and stuff like that.

    • @username-tv6uw
      @username-tv6uw 2 роки тому +3

      The issue is I agree with all these responses lol

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 2 роки тому +18

      @@MrGanjaBandits he's always had an underlying leftist wokeness to him, but more so in a way that you can tell he only does it to avoid getting cancelled or ostracized.

  • @bobbyaxelrod5959
    @bobbyaxelrod5959 Рік тому +3

    Jason Statham but is pure class

  • @nosequiters
    @nosequiters 8 місяців тому

    I love it when a podcast talks about how handsome different men are
    I'm entirely stroke by the way, I'm new to this podcast and something just caught my ear

  • @JoeKing69
    @JoeKing69 Рік тому +6

    Soder is so fucking funny holy shit

  • @Liferoxwow
    @Liferoxwow 2 місяці тому +1

    5:40
    Dan soders best bit

  • @garrukapex6693
    @garrukapex6693 Рік тому +1

    This is one of my favorite bits

  • @keanujpeg1388
    @keanujpeg1388 2 роки тому +10

    i also slur my words when i take xanax

  • @DidObamaCare
    @DidObamaCare 2 роки тому +9

    Sun glass Smurf 💀

  • @joereilly8890
    @joereilly8890 2 роки тому +9

    Who the fuck is the Buffalo Bill sounding dude

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 2 роки тому +6

      Dan Soder

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy 2 роки тому +26

      @@jamesgreensmith6469 Oh yeah ive heard of him; is he a great big fat person?

    • @joereilly8890
      @joereilly8890 2 роки тому +3

      @@ManDuderGuy LMFAOOOO this killed me

    • @familyemail7161
      @familyemail7161 2 роки тому +3

      @@ManDuderGuy You are thinking of his co-host

  • @derpherp4530
    @derpherp4530 2 роки тому +1

    Assault by ring, sounds like a funny bit.

  • @irononme
    @irononme 2 роки тому +3

    This is fucking gold

  • @PwnyboyGolden
    @PwnyboyGolden 2 роки тому +3

    3:00

  • @RQBtv
    @RQBtv 6 місяців тому +1

    He should have said Chinance…

  • @JaSetsmokecheck
    @JaSetsmokecheck 4 місяці тому +1

    Ghostbusters V

  • @uuuuu1111
    @uuuuu1111 2 роки тому +3

    Have Cum Town weighed in on Depp vs Heard yet?

  • @jordanjoestar8839
    @jordanjoestar8839 2 роки тому +4

    @6:16 😅

  • @charliecharles2459
    @charliecharles2459 2 роки тому +2

    Hell yeah dude

  • @LIKEDBUTTONPluto
    @LIKEDBUTTONPluto 2 роки тому +1

    What podcast episode name was this on?

  • @joshloya5327
    @joshloya5327 2 роки тому +5

    whose the guest voice

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 2 місяці тому

    #1 superguy

  • @rudycanales2681
    @rudycanales2681 Рік тому +4

    No BS, I roommate with my Chinese men coworkers who relax in boxers including my boss and same got my back comes to the police,and also understand I work to live but they live to work and agree good luck to get any of them to be entertained by our leisure entertainment,other than a couple of Brews.

  • @x96M
    @x96M 2 роки тому +1

    What podcast is this from? Too funny

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 роки тому +2

      Serial

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 2 роки тому +6

      Pod Save America

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 роки тому +4

      I think it’s called two bears one cave. Funny, funny guys.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader 2 роки тому

      Hellbent

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank Рік тому +1

      It’s the Michael Douglas podcast

  • @davidtriplett8105
    @davidtriplett8105 2 роки тому +2

    Safe spaces for gay men...❤️✊🏿

  • @TheNoobyNoob1
    @TheNoobyNoob1 8 місяців тому

    I love how this bit is like 30 times worse than the Shane Gillis joke but this podcast was simply untouchable 😂

  • @freeshabazz8033
    @freeshabazz8033 2 роки тому +2

    Soy Boys 🍣

  • @goodcatholicfun
    @goodcatholicfun 2 роки тому +14

    Real ones know soder sucks and steps on jokes

    • @milesgallon8326
      @milesgallon8326 2 роки тому +6

      …what

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 2 роки тому +15

      He's not terrible, but yeah; he does completely interrupt jokes sometimes to shoe-horn a Russian/Swedish/Chicago accent in.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 роки тому +1

      @@EastboundAndDowns and theres nothing wrong with that

  • @shapoopy2964
    @shapoopy2964 2 роки тому +53

    Stav really does have a terrible laugh.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 роки тому +67

      nah, it's good, you're wrong

    • @michaelcolombo5957
      @michaelcolombo5957 2 роки тому +42

      His laugh is his best contribution to the show.

    • @bw126
      @bw126 2 роки тому +23

      The only time I notice it is when I'm showing other people clips

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 2 роки тому +6

      Its half as funny as nick

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 2 роки тому +6

      It's like that chick from the Rob Dyrdek video show.

  • @DerangedDrew
    @DerangedDrew 2 роки тому +5

    Soder isnt funny.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 роки тому +5

      you arent funny bro, but u dont see me commenting that

  • @HangedMunchkinTruther
    @HangedMunchkinTruther 9 місяців тому

    All-time classic ep

  • @4ktr37
    @4ktr37 2 роки тому +10

    𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈

  • @perkosherrigh7243
    @perkosherrigh7243 2 роки тому +35

    Was there a chink in his armour

    • @NigDickification
      @NigDickification 2 роки тому +5

      Is that how brits spell armor

    • @perkosherrigh7243
      @perkosherrigh7243 2 роки тому +5

      @@NigDickification for one I’m Irish not British and two I spelt it as I imagined an Asian pronounced it

    • @deadrabbit666666
      @deadrabbit666666 2 роки тому +8

      @@perkosherrigh7243 let’s not split hairs, you’re a subject of the realm. Unless you live with those rabble rousers in the south

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank Рік тому +1

      @@NigDickification lol yea it is. Brits and “brit originating” places like Canada generally spell with “ou” in armour, flavour, etc

    • @HistorySucksV
      @HistorySucksV Місяць тому

      @@perkosherrigh7243British Irish same thing lol

  • @andrewwickham1375
    @andrewwickham1375 11 місяців тому +2

    No bigots allowed to not bigot