@@harrydavey9884yeah but theres Billions of people on earth. Nick's fictional character would most definitely exist even to the last detail 😂 Hes basically just a square guy.
I've definitely met this guy. Button-downs, slacks, and loafers every day of the week. He has a belt holster for their phone. Every day for lunch he brings a pathetic white bread sandwich with the crust cut off that somebody else packed for him. He got bumped up to a "management position" about 25 years ago and has been working at the same company since, without ever getting another promotion. In the rare event he tries to brag about anything, he'll casually mention that he's doing alright because he used some of the money from his reverse mortgage to buy 12 shares of Microsoft stock in 1994.
I imagine San Frangelico guy's appearance being a combination of Christopher Walken and Steve Buschemi's face with Don Knotts' body and Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino's fashion sense.
Jesus Christ why does Nick Mullen not have an animated comedy show? His characters are literally some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaoooo fuckin San Frangelico 😂😂😂
There is definitely someone like this who exists in the world.Honestly kind of makes me think of my Uncle. Not completely my Uncle is married and he had worked his whole life. But if life went a little differently he could have been like this guy.And I don’t mean that as an insult either, there are just dudes like that in the world.Edit:It’s honestly incredible what he survived the guy was abused by my Grandfather, bullied, had to beat up the biggest guy in school to stop being bullied.Has been homeless.Got into a car accident that left him unable to work for several years.Has had multiple near death experiences, and injuries almost to a comic degree.And he’s positive guy I know.
Now I've always thought that this was one of the rare occasions where Stav was right and Nick was wrong: the entirety of sexuality is not that easily sublimated. What do you guys think? I think it's more likely that he would get horny/beat off and get scared or misunderstand the nature of the feeling rather than never have it happen
I think it's very possible for a person to just literally never try masturbating, it's ultimately a learned behavior. Otherwise the fact that he dreams about his elementary school crush not giving him her pencil does suggest some sort of attraction to women outside of just a total repression of his will by his parents.
I always pictured him looking a little softer/dough-y. Not fat just...idk. So permanently coddled and inactive that he had no angularity, probably a bad bowl cut and the ugliest Kirkland Brand basics (White tees and ugly ass jeans)
Basically any 50+ year man who was poorly socialized and has never done anything of note in his life. Usually you meet a few if youve work shitty office jobs. Very niche but if you know someone like that its beautiful.
@@gorliagirp7274I work with a guy like that, he’s a 60 year old housekeeper at a hotel. He just lives on his social security and works 3 hours a day because he “gets bored”. I feel bad for him but he seems alright
its funny how nick initially shits on the bit because adams the one who brought it up
Stav couldn’t comprehend the idea of San Frangelico Man not being horny
Stav Superpowers:
Being able to run
Not wanting to jerk off
I can't comprehend Stav
@@Roy_1it’s because there’s too much of him to comprehend. It’s like standing on your tippy toes to see the curvature of the earth.
Missing the bit where they reveal that San Frangelico guy doesn't understand the concept of death.
He posted that video after this comment i bet lmao
@@AlPacenis24😂
@@AlPacenis24100% happend I can confirm.
That bit was rejected because Nick didn’t want him to lose his innocence. The lore on this guy runs deep
They’re inadvertently describing Tom Myers life without knowing it
This was definitely a classic that Nick got a lot of mileage out of. Thanks for putting this up.
I also leave comments worded like this on comedy videos. Why, you may ask? Because I have a real life superpower… it’s real, and it’s called Autism!!
Nick was just itching for something to use his 'Christopher Walken with Down's syndrome' voice for
One of the strangest most obscure bits on the show. I love the character development
I've met several real life San Frangelico guys and it's so spot on for such an obscure type of dude
@@ethanluffman7150 I don't even know what that means hahahahaha. Isn't this a totally obscure and fictional type of person that could never exist?
@@harrydavey9884yeah but theres Billions of people on earth. Nick's fictional character would most definitely exist even to the last detail 😂
Hes basically just a square guy.
One that’s on the same level as this is Bert chintus, arguably more prolific that sanfrangelico man
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 dude I totally forgot about Bert Chintus 😂 when the show was becoming just pure retardation
"pretty busy week, I've actually made an appointment with a Cobbler. Oh No it's fine, my mother uhh.. never shown me how to lace them "
Very good lol
My greatest fear is being so bored by life that I slowly regress into this character. Or is that just called “getting old”?
I'm only 26 and feel this way. Its definitely because life got boring. Or because I let life get boring 🤷🏽♂️
Keeping his dad up through the baby monitor lmfao
Hey this is great I just realized I haven’t been happy in years
same broski
I honestly can't remember what being happy is even like.
I've definitely met this guy. Button-downs, slacks, and loafers every day of the week. He has a belt holster for their phone. Every day for lunch he brings a pathetic white bread sandwich with the crust cut off that somebody else packed for him. He got bumped up to a "management position" about 25 years ago and has been working at the same company since, without ever getting another promotion. In the rare event he tries to brag about anything, he'll casually mention that he's doing alright because he used some of the money from his reverse mortgage to buy 12 shares of Microsoft stock in 1994.
I imagine San Frangelico guy's appearance being a combination of Christopher Walken and Steve Buschemi's face with Don Knotts' body and Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino's fashion sense.
Jesus Christ why does Nick Mullen not have an animated comedy show? His characters are literally some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaoooo fuckin San Frangelico 😂😂😂
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@ guilty as charged 👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨
you know ive been getting into pg-13 movies lately
If my teddy bears came to life and we solved mysteries like.. who ate mom's pop tarts.. LOL
Chris Chan is basically the San Frangelico guy but much darker
Incredible Fairfax, Virginia callout.
Stav not understanding a fictional character having no sex drive is just so predictable hahaha
A tragic figure, a modern day classic
There is definitely someone like this who exists in the world.Honestly kind of makes me think of my Uncle. Not completely my Uncle is married and he had worked his whole life. But if life went a little differently he could have been like this guy.And I don’t mean that as an insult either, there are just dudes like that in the world.Edit:It’s honestly incredible what he survived the guy was abused by my Grandfather, bullied, had to beat up the biggest guy in school to stop being bullied.Has been homeless.Got into a car accident that left him unable to work for several years.Has had multiple near death experiences, and injuries almost to a comic degree.And he’s positive guy I know.
This is just his Joe List voice minus raping stav
Thanks for uploading I was searching for this one
I wasn’t allowed to watch PVG-13 movie till I was like 47.
i remember how much people hated this when the episode came out
really? why :(
@@awooga772 just makes no sense lol
They felt personally attacked
😂😂😂
david colby will never die
He lives until he busts for the first time, then he kicks the bucket
Laughing along, before having a horrifying moment of clarity😂😢
I don't know why I think this is so funny lol. I know a few San Frangelico guys but I don't know how to explain it to someone else lol
Basically describing the US Alan Partridge
Good call
Basically the plot of I’m Thinking of Ending Things
nick mullen’s beau is afraid
Now I've always thought that this was one of the rare occasions where Stav was right and Nick was wrong: the entirety of sexuality is not that easily sublimated. What do you guys think? I think it's more likely that he would get horny/beat off and get scared or misunderstand the nature of the feeling rather than never have it happen
Hell yeah dude
I think it's very possible for a person to just literally never try masturbating, it's ultimately a learned behavior. Otherwise the fact that he dreams about his elementary school crush not giving him her pencil does suggest some sort of attraction to women outside of just a total repression of his will by his parents.
Some people are asexual or go through periods of it, it's possible this hypothetical character that lives in our heads has never sucked or fucked.
Also we're gay
People can be asexual
If you wanna see an actual movie about a man forced by his parents to be a baby and never progess mentally, check out The Baby 1973
On some level I think Nick wishes he was this guy.
Love this Nick impression of Robert Deniro.
the italian communitiliano
absolutely killer bit
Ah yes Fairfax, the old country
this entire bit is just describing the movie Dogtooth
I’d be friends with this man.
This is just Tom Myers.
CT Hall of Fame character
I always pictured him looking a little softer/dough-y. Not fat just...idk. So permanently coddled and inactive that he had no angularity, probably a bad bowl cut and the ugliest Kirkland Brand basics (White tees and ugly ass jeans)
What happened to that song in the end being taken off spotify, i really liked that song : (
What song is it?
@@hehe8138 Circumvent Glass by Gator Newman, but it's literally disappeared from the internet, I cant find it any where
Bane: "Do you feel _in charge?"_
David Colby: "My father warned me about men like you, are you from the Tenderloinico district?"
If you’re going to San frangelicoo
This character sounds like me doing my stand up material, it kinda hurts😂😂😢
Literally me
I know exactly who they're talking about
This is so funny but theres just no way a guy like this speaks anything like this
what
@@clanofclams2720pretty self explanatory…
@@LiamStackLiamStackLiamStack yeah but it's meaningless
theres absolutely a metric ton of dudes like this who also speak like this.
@@wayneadams9102 I'm pretty sure nobody like this existed in any culture at any point in history 😂
What's the music at the end?
community
Average lame baguette from dc or va
Samuel Beckett
They described Gavin Newsom
Some lazy ahh fans
I’ve been looking for this
Bryan Cranston
Bryan cramson it's the famous actor from breaking bad but he pays darnell rawlings to shove stuff in his ass.
I didn’t get this at all.
Basically any 50+ year man who was poorly socialized and has never done anything of note in his life.
Usually you meet a few if youve work shitty office jobs. Very niche but if you know someone like that its beautiful.
@@gorliagirp7274yes and they’re good people oddly enough
@@Garrett1240 true as fuck, imagine being such a nice guy that your life is in shambles
@@gorliagirp7274I work with a guy like that, he’s a 60 year old housekeeper at a hotel. He just lives on his social security and works 3 hours a day because he “gets bored”. I feel bad for him but he seems alright
He’s describing a typical man from dc or Virginia.