“I haven’t attained any modicum of success, but if i do, if people are saying mean things about me on the internet… that is something that would really not bother me at all” -Adam pre-Matt Healey episode
@@milesgallon8326 Mine hated it, was definitely a factor. You'd think I'd learn my lesson and never get caught listening to cumtown by a GF again, but the real lesson I took away was 'never fuck a woman again'
@@shyridershyridershyrider Wow, I haven't even finished the video, but I just had to leave a comment saying how amazing and refreshing your content is! Your production quality is insane! You definitely have earned a new subscription.
I like the uncharacteristic moment of naive liberal guilt from Nick. He sees 2 porn actresses trying to sell him streaming video and goes "gee I feel bad I've stumbled upon this real life lesbian couple's love making". Adorable, Santa is taking him off the naughty list for that one.
I feel like CumTown fans don't get that although Nick is largely apathetic, he's playing a character when he does comedy. He's a decent human being. Back when I watched porn, I also felt the exact same way. Like, real life lesbians don't want men involved to any capacity in their sex life, so making a living that way is genuinely just really sad and depressing.
@@YourPalHDee Lmao Nick is funny as hell, but he is not a "decent person". He is genuinely horrible. There are receipts for that all over the pod when he is not doing bits, and online spaces that are obsessed with cataloging the lives of "post left" ecelebs.
@@YourPalHDee well that's the thing with his autism, you cant tell if his pathological altruism is a character because he's entertaining himself and the audience. It's like a parrot of adam, "golly gee, i feel bad for these porn actresses while i jack off to the result of their poor decision making" is a lot like "wow, these sex-addict slags doing this for money are probably lesbians who hate men because they do lesbian scenes or theyre overly fat or muscular, this is the only sordid part of what im doing, ill keep jacking off". Sure, it's sad and depressing, but it's also a weird fixation to think about someone's personal life when you're watching their internet freak show, and assume that they truly give a fuck at that point of their lives.
Favorite part is them not realizing "Go shawty, it's your birthday" is a widely understood cultural reference and not from some random niche song from the 200s
I think everybody secretly loves Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off" but just don't want to admit it. I spent most of my life as a metalhead, but that song is my fucking jam.
@@michaelj6392it’s probably his way of saying he’s interested in engaging in some….. ehh let’s say.. “ Greco Roman wrestling” if you catch my drift. The authentic kind just like they did thousands of years ago.
Wow there has been a noticeable dip in Adam’s self esteem over the years huh
Well he's a bug.
Yea not doing cocaine all the time will do that to you
Didn’t his mom die at some point?
It's a critical part of operation "two birds, one stone".. you'll know it's happening on Adams return to israel
S'what feminism does to a guy
“I haven’t attained any modicum of success, but if i do, if people are saying mean things about me on the internet… that is something that would really not bother me at all”
-Adam pre-Matt Healey episode
I’m gay, I lost my girlfriend after I made her listen to this podcast and I couldn’t be happier
What a lucky man
I really did though
@@milesgallon8326 Mine hated it, was definitely a factor.
You'd think I'd learn my lesson and never get caught listening to cumtown by a GF again, but the real lesson I took away was 'never fuck a woman again'
That's awesome, bro. Happy for you. 💞💋💞
free at last
How do I stop listening to this show
Become straight.
Wake up
I’m gay too don’t worry
Any luck?
Dr. No Black People was a really good one from Adam
Hahah adam looking forward to being made fun of on the internet. Our boys were so young :')
I miss the UA-cam that Nick was describing. It really was a wasteland before the 2016 election.
now it's just agreeable comments: "can we take a moment to appreciate x", "is no one going to talk about y"
@@shyridershyridershyrider Wow, I haven't even finished the video, but I just had to leave a comment saying how amazing and refreshing your content is! Your production quality is insane! You definitely have earned a new subscription.
I’m keeping the negative energy here on UA-cam
@@shyridershyridershyrider autistic twelve year olds will pretend like this hasn't always been what the top comments of a youtube video looked like
@@shyridershyridershyriderughhh, man those comments make me physically angry.
This is indeed the Detroit of the internet
1:44 This is like that scene in a horror or thriller where someone jinxes themselves and ruins their life
Musk highers mullen as toxicity monitor make sure the numbers are high enough
The gay department of Twitter
Tybayga hello once again sweet child
Jesus fucking Christ you lobotomite it's "hires"
Tybayaga love ya but how tf do you spell “hires” that way
@@LinusBitchTits lmao did even notice want to blame it on auto correct but I am somewhat of a retard
“Reminds me of the twin cities” was a good Adam bit
Actually my ex is a cam girl now after she got fired from her job at Barnes and noble so this kills me lol
She couldn’t even put away books right?
Incredible
Stav I can't play these while I'm shitting at work if you keep cackling at 10x the volume of Nick.
When Nick says the 20k Twitter followers were all he has he wasn't joking at this point
what happened
@@saikgamingproductions I may be wrong but when the podcast started Nick was borderline homeless
Nick listens to Taylor Swift
Me too
He must not be bluffing about the whole “I’m gay” thing.
what kind of music do you jerk off to? dudes? pretty gay
Folklore and evermore are the greatest pieces of recorded media of all time
Hey. Is anyone else a bit gay in here?
no... (yes)
Everyone is
I resent the “bit” comment. I’m very gay, thank you very much.
the good ole days where brandon wardell was a hot brag
I like the uncharacteristic moment of naive liberal guilt from Nick. He sees 2 porn actresses trying to sell him streaming video and goes "gee I feel bad I've stumbled upon this real life lesbian couple's love making". Adorable, Santa is taking him off the naughty list for that one.
I feel like CumTown fans don't get that although Nick is largely apathetic, he's playing a character when he does comedy. He's a decent human being.
Back when I watched porn, I also felt the exact same way. Like, real life lesbians don't want men involved to any capacity in their sex life, so making a living that way is genuinely just really sad and depressing.
@@YourPalHDee Most CumTown fans lose object permanence from a lack of oxygen to the brain at the first slur Nick says before the punchline.
@@YourPalHDee Lmao Nick is funny as hell, but he is not a "decent person". He is genuinely horrible. There are receipts for that all over the pod when he is not doing bits, and online spaces that are obsessed with cataloging the lives of "post left" ecelebs.
@@YourPalHDee well that's the thing with his autism, you cant tell if his pathological altruism is a character because he's entertaining himself and the audience.
It's like a parrot of adam, "golly gee, i feel bad for these porn actresses while i jack off to the result of their poor decision making" is a lot like "wow, these sex-addict slags doing this for money are probably lesbians who hate men because they do lesbian scenes or theyre overly fat or muscular, this is the only sordid part of what im doing, ill keep jacking off". Sure, it's sad and depressing, but it's also a weird fixation to think about someone's personal life when you're watching their internet freak show, and assume that they truly give a fuck at that point of their lives.
Man, UA-cam has changed. Sucks
Edit: also I’m gay
I can't believe Adam used to be even gayer.
“Dr. No Black People” 😂 horrible
Yeah UA-cam is the extent of my social media (if you could call it that) and I wouldn't have it any other way
Lmao I love Adam saying that people talking shit about him would never get to him 😂🤣😂🤣 look where we are now after the Dasha breakup and bug
He legit doesn’t care. He’s incredibly weak but thick skinned
Absolutely stunning you think a guy who gets significantly more money and pussy than you actually cares what you say
Why did she break up
@@Two_cans industry step ladder
@@Two_cans Because he didn't after she cheated.
i cant take this lol "big ups to iran" "shouts out" lol
"But I have to like, go to work and shit" Stav, what the fuck are you talking about?
Stav will realistically never lose the weight.
The Detroit of the internet, love it
Yt is the Detroit of the internet
James Bond was legit back in the day.
i love youtube so much
“Reminds me of the Twin cities” 😂👌🏻
Shouts out to Iran
the detroit of the internet. Yes
Not anymore now its censored af
That Instagay bit sounds genius. Lol
Favorite part is them not realizing "Go shawty, it's your birthday" is a widely understood cultural reference and not from some random niche song from the 200s
Welcome to the compound brother
Man I’m not gay idk what I’m doing here
All Ns...
I think everybody secretly loves Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off" but just don't want to admit it. I spent most of my life as a metalhead, but that song is my fucking jam.
I think it is called 'being gay' nowadays amigo.
@@flip4119 what's wrong with that? nothing, friendo.
@@The_Fat_Turtle what business is it of yours, how gay I am, friendo?
No way, that rap verse is the gayest thing imaginable. If you like that you dislike music
@@michaelj6392it’s probably his way of saying he’s interested in engaging in some….. ehh let’s say.. “ Greco Roman wrestling” if you catch my drift. The authentic kind just like they did thousands of years ago.
Wow the podcast used to be really fucking bad
God i hate Adam