My old roommate would come home black out drunk, eat whatever food he had, then when he woke up he'd try and argue that someone else did it. We had to put a trail cam in the kitchen and catch him like a fuckin deer just to prove it to him.
This is the best microcosm of the podcast ever, with the guy with the funny story, the fat guy just laughing, and me, the guy pointing out why the joke is funny, two years later, because I'm a self important gay man. I love being a part of kumtowne with you guys.
i had a roommate in 2012 who let his life fall apart because he was convinced the mayan apocalypse was going to happen and he would rebuild society like john connor
@@jeffbenzos38 oh, then you definitely won't believe the part where he listened to songs backwards because he thought they contained secret warnings about the way the apocalypse would happen
I used to have a sign on my childhood door that said "prosecutors will be violated" and 12-year-old me thought it was the dopest shit and I was really cool for doing that
When I was a kid I had a poster that said something like "WARNING ZOMBIES CROSSING" and I remember feeling incredibly lucky and cool when I first found it at Walmart
Me and my buddies threw a giant CRT TV onto a bonfire when we were about 14. The explosion it made fired a jet of glass and hellfire right past my friend, and almost obliterated him. Good times 🙃
@@explorinjenkins349 🤣, I got my shit chewed out for balling up a stupid amount of magnesium strip onto a bunsen burner in Chemistry once, nearly blinded everyone in the class, and burned a hole in the desk.
Just Cause, just sort of flying around, lends a very "chilling with your piece of shit friends, playing xbox and smoking weed" vibe that is irreplaceable
Legit twice as miserable as the mexican guy living with his mom and grandma after a breakup, crying on a random 20something guy's shoulder because he had the money to live in his decrepit la home, not knowing that it's the real nick mullen.
absolutely have had those roommates where you barely interact with each other. One of them worked from midnight til 8 in the morning, I worked from 3 til midnight. It was the dream
I sometimes crash at my friend's place now and again. He has a roommate that we never usually see during the day because he's sleeping from work. If we're lucky, we'll catch him in a conversation of about three sentences, and we never see him again for the rest of the day. Nice guy honestly.
His closet is filled with igloo coolers that are organized by what kind of small animal skeletons are in them. But he always puts in a new filter and fresh water in the coffee maker, great guy honestly.
One night in HS drunk af I drove up and down 8 streets smashing thru everyone's big leaf bags on the sidewalk the night before the city would pick up yard debris. It really was the best time ever
>"Here's the thing that sucks about L.A.. Nobody will say anything after "my name is" other than "and here is what I do" " >While talking to José Extreme parking "So I asked him if the parking guys are unionized, because that's a good conversation starter"
I had a roommate in college who was an art major and he he’d smoke weed all day playing Oblivion and then would pull all nighters finishing art projects. All of his art was Hurley logos. Every. Single. Project.
there’s another roommate bit that nick had when he lived in austin and it was about how his shitty roommates who smoke weed and listen to creed or something like that it was pretty funny i forget what episode it was though.
We used to wait around a multi-story parking complex that had an elevator, and wait for people to get in, then lob a stinkbomb in before the doors closed. Also dropped a condom full of piss on a guy once, from the top of the same complex. One of the top laughs I've ever had.
I remember Nick telling this story about some trashy apartment. The only thing I really have to go on is that he said something about throwing glass bottles at the wall for fun.
When I lived in Hong Kong, I shared a 10x10ft room with 5 other dudes who were Indian, Pakistani, Colombian, and Mainland Chinese 😂 The slum we lived in got raided twice by HK police 🤟🏾 Shit rocked dudes
Who the fuck doesn’t know what cathode ray tubes are? I mean Nicky, in his autistic way obviously knows a lot more about it’s functionality but most people at least know what CRT stands for I would guess
@@tonysamosa1717It's probably a generational thing. Millenials and up know what CRT means because almost all TVs and computer monitors were CRTs until like the early/mid-2000s. Gen Z kids grew up in a world of LCD/LED flat screens. If you ask a Gen Z kid what CRT stands for they'll probably reply "Critical Race Theory" LOL
I used to put my wheelie bin out right beside a lamp post, to stop people targeting it with their car, just in case. One night some arsehole tried to run the bin through from the bin side, not seeing the lamp post and destroyed their car LOL
I had a roommate who slept on a mattress on the floor and next to it was a spit can for his chewing tobacco. He disappeared after a while best roommate I ever had don’t remember his name.
In college I lived in a house with 4 buddies. Summer before senior year one of our roommates was doing an internship in another city so he sublet his room to this guy Cameron for 4 months. Pretty quiet dude - mostly kept to himself but was chill and would occasionally get drunk/high with us and play video games and stuff. Nice guy cleaned up after himself, always paid his rent/utility share on time every month. Then one day he and all his stuff were gone without a word. And at that point we realized none of us knew anything about this dude. Didn't know his last name, didn't know if he was a student at our school, didn't have his cell phone number. He just showed up, lived there for a few months, and then ghosted. Never saw or heard from him again. Best roommate ever LOL.
My girlfriend still keeps in touch with roommates she had from like 10 years ago. I'm not even Facebook friends with the guy I lived with just before moving in with my GF. Not because I didn't get along with him, but because I literally can't remember his last name.
My girlfriend still keeps in touch with every roommate she's ever had going all the way back to college. I'm not even social media friends with the roommate I had prior to moving in with my girlfriend - not because I didn't get along with him, but because I literally can't remember his last name. Obviously I knew it at some point, but it completely escapes me now. My girlfriend still exchanges Christmas cards and shit with her ex-roomates, but when she asks about my last one I'm like "uhhhhh, his first name's Kevin, he has some kind of tech job, I think he originally grew up in the Midwest?" My GF is mystified that two dudes can live together for over a year and get along great while knowing almost nothing about each other. Also, I'm gay.
I like your Style Bro. Have watched quite a few of yr videos and *This 1 is the 1 that is making me Subscribe. This is Art in its own. Soothing/ Scenic JC3 grapple gliding Visuals paired with Hilarious CT Audio Maaaaay-Beeeee Borderline Genius Content. IMO. Well done sir. 👏🍺😎👍
@@basedlog4324 fundamentally for a sandbox game 4 seems like it would be better but it ends up really not being that fun, they changed a lot of most of it was not for the better
Atwater Village, Los Angeles is kinda sketch tbh. I used to have band practices over at a rehearsal space over there. But then again, most of LA seems less sketch compared to NYC
Back in the day Atwater was sketch, but it's pretty much all been gentrified over the last 10-15 years, just like the rest of northeast LA. Single family homes in Atwater go for like $1.5M now.
Whether being roommates works or not depends on the friend. I've had friends where living together nearly ruined our friendship, and others where living together worked out great. It all depends on how compatible your respective living styles are.
Me and my two brothers got evicted aand we waited till the last day to pack our stuff. We were in late teens amd early 20s. We got a couple fifths and got in our underwear and started packing while fucking that house up. My brother took me to a window in thw basement and said "watch this." He opened the window and water started rushing in. Flooded the basement. I wish i could relive that day.
I live in a house with a bunch of dude roommates. I’ve had one 30 second conversation with the guy in the room next to mine. I’ve been there for 2 months…..it’s a triumph
I once lived with a guy for like a year and a half and barely interacted with him the entire time. He was a med school resident who had nigh shifts at the hospital and I had a 9-5 office job, so we worked and slept on opposite schedules and almost never saw each other. It was basically like we each lived alone. Then his residency ended and he moved to another city. Never saw him again. Best roommate ever.
Lol one time I accidentally moved in with a prostitute. She made a post and it didn't look like a death-trap, so I showed up. It was a cute blonde chick who was my age and super chill. So I said sure. She just drank and smoked ciggies. Then dudes started coming by. And then I noticed how long they were staying and who seemed to be in charge and stay the longest. It was some dude who had some father-daughter chemistry with her, and they were definitely doing it multiple times a day. Sometimes he'd just stop by and then be gone. I'm pretty sure he was paying all her bills. Then she started feeling emotions for me or whatever and he started getting jealous and borderline hostile towards me, but just with his eyes. He wasn't going to swing first or do anything to risk losing her. And I didn't give a shit about ANY OF THIS. He didn't run me off, but it did get super creepy and uncomfortable. Also, it was mostly weird having some dude in his late 40's/50's be so jealous of me in this way... I couldn't come "home" to that if I was coming off of acid or something. It was too weird. Not fun-weird. Just bad vibes. So I split. It was an unusual life lesson that I'm glad I learned.
Was she just a straight-up hooker, or was it more of a quasi-prostitution "sugar baby" type thing? From your story I honestly can't tell if the older guy was her sugar daddy, her pimp, or just a random john who caught feelings for her.
@@Theycallmethek3 That would have NEVER been allowed in my family That's why I took like 20mg of Shmanax per day and developed a crippling Raddiction. 7/10
My old roommate would come home black out drunk, eat whatever food he had, then when he woke up he'd try and argue that someone else did it. We had to put a trail cam in the kitchen and catch him like a fuckin deer just to prove it to him.
LMAO. Thats fucking hilarous
This is so amazing.
dudes rock
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
This is the best microcosm of the podcast ever, with the guy with the funny story, the fat guy just laughing, and me, the guy pointing out why the joke is funny, two years later, because I'm a self important gay man.
I love being a part of kumtowne with you guys.
i had a roommate in 2012 who let his life fall apart because he was convinced the mayan apocalypse was going to happen and he would rebuild society like john connor
Wtf lol
@@jeffbenzos38 oh, then you definitely won't believe the part where he listened to songs backwards because he thought they contained secret warnings about the way the apocalypse would happen
Bet he feels like a big silly goose now
plot twist: he was right. it happened. we all died and now we live in a parallel universe; hell.
Where is he now?
The weepy Mexican story still cracks me up and I've heard Nick tell it a hundred times at this point
Literally every time
i can't make it past the "i painted this for her"
“Yeah es okay..”
I just found this podcast Nick kills me
@@pinkfloydguy7781 "No, it's not okay.. there's sewage backed up"
"Yee.. es okay".
I live vicariously through these guys because I never had the chance to be an irresponsible piece of shit
That's a shame, being irresponsible piece of shit is an American rite of passage.
It's never too late to be an irresponsible piece of shit
Be glad man I was born a POS lol
Never too late to start
Go take LSD
I love that the male roommate experience is the same and everyone strives for the toilet paper equilibrium
The annoyed, "Your car doesn't also need to smoke weed," line is so damn funny to me.
I used to have a sign on my childhood door that said "prosecutors will be violated" and 12-year-old me thought it was the dopest shit and I was really cool for doing that
Turns out you were just incredibly gay
When I was a kid I had a poster that said something like "WARNING ZOMBIES CROSSING" and I remember feeling incredibly lucky and cool when I first found it at Walmart
Honestly as someone in his mid 20s, that’s kind of a dope sign.
@@westonpetersring "violators will be aggressively raped by me and authorities."
@@FreakyFriday4Phaggs u killed it
The most important step in choosing a new roommate is making sure they are at least as gay as you are.
Guess you live alone?
I would imagine they're pouring out the windows
I don't know, that's a pretty high bar.
Hell yeah dude
No way dude, my roommate is autistic and an Indian immigrant it’s hilarious
The part about the dude explaining the dark carnival going into “yeah he’s probably my best roommate” got me
13:06 Nick saying everyone in LA tells you what they do for a living after telling you their name is true and it annoys me so much
Until you run into gay actor Michael Douglas
I'm glad I'm too socially retarded to do that shit
I'm me, and I ain't done shit.
LA is a trash place
Everyone who lives in LA is insecure about being successful, so they'll go arm and limb to make sure you KNOW who they are.
Me and my buddies threw a giant CRT TV onto a bonfire when we were about 14.
The explosion it made fired a jet of glass and hellfire right past my friend, and almost obliterated him.
Good times 🙃
Sweet, try throwing one of those old lawn mowers made of magnesium on a bonfire. Shit's tight.
@@explorinjenkins349 🤣, I got my shit chewed out for balling up a stupid amount of magnesium strip onto a bunsen burner in Chemistry once, nearly blinded everyone in the class, and burned a hole in the desk.
I'm totally setting a crt on fire now lol that sounds awesome
*Dear Diary: Today I read something cool and gay on a Cumtown clip comment section*
Throw a beer keg onto a bonfire and stand really close with your loved ones
Im drunk af right now and Ive got to admit the "Cumtown + Just Cause 3" combo has never hit this hard before.
hIt tHiS hARd 🤤
@@turbomunch “hIt tHiS hArD 🤤” - 🤓
JC3 does go very hard tbh
Just Cause, just sort of flying around, lends a very "chilling with your piece of shit friends, playing xbox and smoking weed" vibe that is irreplaceable
I've been drinking everclear and popping nyquil and dayquil capsules, I feel alive, adn Rico Rodriquez is helping
Well, here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(Cause he's gay)
Yabba dabba doo
@@YouLittleBrick hey hey hey
ua-cam.com/video/3pTIUQIFZk4/v-deo.html
Imagine chilling with your girl’s baby daddy, your girlfriend and their kid.
Sounds cozy
don’t have to
I’m gay
Imagine dating a single mom
@@michaelj6392 Thats 9 years older lol
Legit twice as miserable as the mexican guy living with his mom and grandma after a breakup, crying on a random 20something guy's shoulder because he had the money to live in his decrepit la home, not knowing that it's the real nick mullen.
Nicks unenthusiastic “yeah” gets me every time
You see deece
mhm
"The mom is like my kid's 11, and he's been on nickelodeon and they really love him. So i'm like wow this kid sounds like he sucks."
He's talking about Sam Roberts.
That weeping Mexican story is just unexpected and gold.
I was barely even listening, I was so invested in whether or not you were going to land
absolutely have had those roommates where you barely interact with each other. One of them worked from midnight til 8 in the morning, I worked from 3 til midnight. It was the dream
You pretty much living alone but paying half rent
god that sounds nice
Im livin in a flat with like 6 other people and we talk to each other maybe once every month on average
My roommates both work during the day but I was usually working remote when I had a job. It is a nice set up. I like living with them
I'll pay more to not have to have roommates lol
I sometimes crash at my friend's place now and again. He has a roommate that we never usually see during the day because he's sleeping from work. If we're lucky, we'll catch him in a conversation of about three sentences, and we never see him again for the rest of the day. Nice guy honestly.
His closet is filled with igloo coolers that are organized by what kind of small animal skeletons are in them.
But he always puts in a new filter and fresh water in the coffee maker, great guy honestly.
Bro was Batman
@@cinemacynic980other than the 10 dead hookers in his closet he’s honestly a great guy
I just flew in and boy are my arms tired
I’ll never get tired of nick’s drinking stories
One night in HS drunk af I drove up and down 8 streets smashing thru everyone's big leaf bags on the sidewalk the night before the city would pick up yard debris. It really was the best time ever
Hell yeah dude
imagine how many old white people prayed for you to be killed
That really does sound fun as hell, I can't lie
They should have labeled the bags off limits don't touch if they didn't want you to drive through them
This is what it looks like when you dream to imagine
Hell yea dude
THINK IT. DREAM IT. DO IT.
Been giving this vid a thousand island stare for 6 min now
Like the salad?
Good one
Hell yeah dude
Shout outs to all the people who never get given 2 cum town videos in a row because of the YT algorithm!
Hell yeah dude
Seriously, how many times do I have to say I'm not interested in Tom Segura's podcast before they stop railroading me into watching it?
@@gaiusjuliuspleaser bro.... same shit here i click do not recommend all over the side bar
@@downs11907 that doesn't help though. It just switches it to Bert Kreischer or Bobby Lee
@@gaiusjuliuspleaser yeah same thing here
I love how just cause just let's you straight up fly everywhere
The relaxed Just Cause gameplay complements the homosexuality found in this podcast quite well. Good video, thx for posting.
>"Here's the thing that sucks about L.A.. Nobody will say anything after "my name is" other than "and here is what I do" "
>While talking to José Extreme parking "So I asked him if the parking guys are unionized, because that's a good conversation starter"
decimating shopping carts with a chevy blazer is a borderline religious experience
Hi miles
That mexican guy is my favourite cumtown character.
"Yeh is okay"
I come back to this a few times a month for that alone
Just came to tell everyone that I'm straight and love trim...
April fools!!!!: I'm incredibly gay
I had a roommate in college who was an art major and he he’d smoke weed all day playing Oblivion and then would pull all nighters finishing art projects. All of his art was Hurley logos. Every. Single. Project.
This video should be called “Nick’s non Chinese roommates”
there’s another roommate bit that nick had when he lived in austin and it was about how his shitty roommates who smoke weed and listen to creed or something like that it was pretty funny i forget what episode it was though.
As an arizonan I can confirm messicans could live in a shit hole and would be like 'nah, mayne, eez okayee'
When I hear stories like this I feel less shitty about blowing up mailboxes with chlorine bombs back in highschool.
We used to wait around a multi-story parking complex that had an elevator, and wait for people to get in, then lob a stinkbomb in before the doors closed.
Also dropped a condom full of piss on a guy once, from the top of the same complex. One of the top laughs I've ever had.
@@jimmyrustler8983 that went from funny prank to felony so quickly
Nick's Mexican accent is hilarious
I remember Nick telling this story about some trashy apartment. The only thing I really have to go on is that he said something about throwing glass bottles at the wall for fun.
that guest sounds like he's doing an impression of Nick
if you do the DLC you can get a jetpack, makes it way easier to maintain momentum when youre using the wingsuit. I'm gay
Yeah I have it, I just find the original wing suit to be a lot more satisfying
@@StevenSeagull same
@@StevenSeagull Steve always loved Bionic Commando.
What a great game JC3 was. I could smoke some electric lettuce and fly around that island for hours.
When I lived in Hong Kong, I shared a 10x10ft room with 5 other dudes who were Indian, Pakistani, Colombian, and Mainland Chinese 😂 The slum we lived in got raided twice by HK police 🤟🏾 Shit rocked dudes
"The billy bee's! I love the billy bee's steak but they are so pointy."
Loving the Just Cause footage, hell yeah dude
2:44 Nick Mullen, a man insistent on not being a nerd, is also the only person I know of who knows what CRT stands for
Well, you do as well... It's not a difficult thing to do, to not be as retarded as possible by your shit brain
He's a pretty woke mother tbh
He had the blog to prove it
Who the fuck doesn’t know what cathode ray tubes are? I mean Nicky, in his autistic way obviously knows a lot more about it’s functionality but most people at least know what CRT stands for I would guess
You never googled it?
@@tonysamosa1717It's probably a generational thing. Millenials and up know what CRT means because almost all TVs and computer monitors were CRTs until like the early/mid-2000s. Gen Z kids grew up in a world of LCD/LED flat screens. If you ask a Gen Z kid what CRT stands for they'll probably reply "Critical Race Theory" LOL
I know the first clip is from like 5 years ago and voices change, but Stav legit sounds so different with that tooth
I'm way late but holy crap you just solved a mystery. I thought Stav was doing a lisp as a joke for a few eps. Lol
He's a doofus, but still love him
The hemp car actually sounds pretty based ngl.
One of Henry Ford's greatest ideas, that and his thoughts on the Jews.
The video is on UA-cam of Ford taking a sledgehammer to the bumper and it literally bounces right off, in like the 30s
Nicks greatest gift is suppressing his autistic love of cathode ray tubes.
I never had much interest in Just Cause until watching this video. Now I wanna just fly around like that forever.
I used to put my wheelie bin out right beside a lamp post, to stop people targeting it with their car, just in case.
One night some arsehole tried to run the bin through from the bin side, not seeing the lamp post and destroyed their car LOL
I bought this game because of how fun your gameplay looks
That’s awesome! Let me know what you think of it
What game is it?
@@bricemarchant9410 Just Cause 3
@@StevenSeagull It slaps dude. I'm Latinx Spider-man with a rocket launcher and I love it.
@@strikerfrost7222 hell yes I’m so glad
Came for the podcast but stayed for the dude flying around like a boss
*accidentally drops one thing while moving*
Adam: Welp, might as well destroy everything
“Off limits, don’t touch”
I've randomly came across these guys on youtube. They are funny af man jesus christ
I had a roommate who slept on a mattress on the floor and next to it was a spit can for his chewing tobacco. He disappeared after a while best roommate I ever had don’t remember his name.
In college I lived in a house with 4 buddies. Summer before senior year one of our roommates was doing an internship in another city so he sublet his room to this guy Cameron for 4 months. Pretty quiet dude - mostly kept to himself but was chill and would occasionally get drunk/high with us and play video games and stuff. Nice guy cleaned up after himself, always paid his rent/utility share on time every month. Then one day he and all his stuff were gone without a word. And at that point we realized none of us knew anything about this dude. Didn't know his last name, didn't know if he was a student at our school, didn't have his cell phone number. He just showed up, lived there for a few months, and then ghosted. Never saw or heard from him again. Best roommate ever LOL.
Rico Rodriguez is 70% helium.
Why is this dude just flying around? Just cause man just cause
Adams voice has really changed.
Yeah it got gayer
The description of guy roommates vs girls is so accurate
My girlfriend still keeps in touch with roommates she had from like 10 years ago. I'm not even Facebook friends with the guy I lived with just before moving in with my GF. Not because I didn't get along with him, but because I literally can't remember his last name.
Good background vibe for listening
My girlfriend still keeps in touch with every roommate she's ever had going all the way back to college. I'm not even social media friends with the roommate I had prior to moving in with my girlfriend - not because I didn't get along with him, but because I literally can't remember his last name. Obviously I knew it at some point, but it completely escapes me now. My girlfriend still exchanges Christmas cards and shit with her ex-roomates, but when she asks about my last one I'm like "uhhhhh, his first name's Kevin, he has some kind of tech job, I think he originally grew up in the Midwest?" My GF is mystified that two dudes can live together for over a year and get along great while knowing almost nothing about each other.
Also, I'm gay.
I like your Style Bro. Have watched quite a few of yr videos and *This 1 is the 1 that is making me Subscribe. This is Art in its own. Soothing/ Scenic JC3 grapple gliding Visuals paired with Hilarious CT Audio Maaaaay-Beeeee Borderline Genius Content. IMO. Well done sir. 👏🍺😎👍
I started listening to the pod while gliding for hours in JC4 after watching this
Once again this makes me wanna play just cause
Dude that just cause 4 gliding is weirdly calming
Just cause 3 my dude but yea this shit rocks
Why is he doing it?
....just......cause.....
@@christmasbenoit9336 how is just cause 4? 3 was okay for a shoot em up open world gag of a game
@@christmasbenoit9336 hell yeah
@@basedlog4324 fundamentally for a sandbox game 4 seems like it would be better but it ends up really not being that fun, they changed a lot of most of it was not for the better
Atwater Village, Los Angeles is kinda sketch tbh. I used to have band practices over at a rehearsal space over there. But then again, most of LA seems less sketch compared to NYC
Back in the day Atwater was sketch, but it's pretty much all been gentrified over the last 10-15 years, just like the rest of northeast LA. Single family homes in Atwater go for like $1.5M now.
@@drrockkso8882 makes sense then bc I was there from 2011-2015
Steep's wingsuiting footage would be kinda cool as well.
Stav and the boys heading home to "Muff Manor"
I did the hitting trash cans with my car until I accidentally knocked the side mirror off. Never did it again
What a truly awful yet hilarious friend to have you were Nick Mullen
this game is basically spiderman with guns
An accurate assessment
watchin this guy fly around is kinda nice
Nick gonna commit a murder sui on that TV lmaooo
That mine bit almost killed me.
It's astonishing that nick isn't in prison, horrific debt or dead by this stage
Renting a driveway sounds pretty rad
Dan is the best man the bonfire died immediately when he quit
Hell yeah dude just cause 3
Love Just Cause gameplay
Been living with my roommate for while and still don’t know his name, would prefer to keep it that way.
I tried to tell you my name, but you kept looking at me weird.
In all scenarios Nick was the roommate doing bits that made him get moved out.
8:00 did he say he stayed on Ryan Stiles' couch??
My last roommate ended up being my girlfriend for 2 years. He was a great guy.
That's pretty gay
The idea of living with 2 people you barely know resonates with me but honestly it’s better than living with friends IMO.
Whether being roommates works or not depends on the friend. I've had friends where living together nearly ruined our friendship, and others where living together worked out great. It all depends on how compatible your respective living styles are.
I used to have dreams where I could fly. Back when my head was clear and mind pure.
Is that other voice at the beginning with Stav Dan Soder?
Yes. Confirmed too because in Dan's story his friend refers to him as "Soder".
You mean Dan Soder talking throughout the entire fucking podcast? Yeah that's him at the beginning.
My current roommates are trying to control my social life 💀
Shitty strip mall...Dundalk????
IMPOSSIBLE!
God! He captures the essence of the intolerable speech pattern of southern Californian hippies perfectly!
14:56 was his roommate talking about the Chiapas conflict? Christ…
Me and my two brothers got evicted aand we waited till the last day to pack our stuff. We were in late teens amd early 20s. We got a couple fifths and got in our underwear and started packing while fucking that house up. My brother took me to a window in thw basement and said "watch this." He opened the window and water started rushing in. Flooded the basement. I wish i could relive that day.
I live in a house with a bunch of dude roommates. I’ve had one 30 second conversation with the guy in the room next to mine. I’ve been there for 2 months…..it’s a triumph
I once lived with a guy for like a year and a half and barely interacted with him the entire time. He was a med school resident who had nigh shifts at the hospital and I had a 9-5 office job, so we worked and slept on opposite schedules and almost never saw each other. It was basically like we each lived alone. Then his residency ended and he moved to another city. Never saw him again. Best roommate ever.
Lol one time I accidentally moved in with a prostitute. She made a post and it didn't look like a death-trap, so I showed up. It was a cute blonde chick who was my age and super chill. So I said sure. She just drank and smoked ciggies. Then dudes started coming by. And then I noticed how long they were staying and who seemed to be in charge and stay the longest. It was some dude who had some father-daughter chemistry with her, and they were definitely doing it multiple times a day. Sometimes he'd just stop by and then be gone. I'm pretty sure he was paying all her bills. Then she started feeling emotions for me or whatever and he started getting jealous and borderline hostile towards me, but just with his eyes. He wasn't going to swing first or do anything to risk losing her. And I didn't give a shit about ANY OF THIS. He didn't run me off, but it did get super creepy and uncomfortable. Also, it was mostly weird having some dude in his late 40's/50's be so jealous of me in this way... I couldn't come "home" to that if I was coming off of acid or something. It was too weird. Not fun-weird. Just bad vibes. So I split. It was an unusual life lesson that I'm glad I learned.
Good story
Was she just a straight-up hooker, or was it more of a quasi-prostitution "sugar baby" type thing? From your story I honestly can't tell if the older guy was her sugar daddy, her pimp, or just a random john who caught feelings for her.
You really realize how trouble nick was when u realize hes had drunk and blackout atories since he was lkme 15 LMAO
Alot of people drink in excess when they are teenagers.
@@Theycallmethek3 That would have NEVER been allowed in my family
That's why I took like 20mg of Shmanax per day and developed a crippling Raddiction.
7/10
I mean..... I grew up in a pretty stable environment and most of my friends and I started drinking at 15-16. We all turned out ok
hell yeah dude
I'm just here for the gameplay
Mattress & Boombox 🤣🤣🤣....
Just Cause 2 fuckin ruled.