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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @QueasyMcSqueezy
    @QueasyMcSqueezy Рік тому +172

    Jesus the perfectly timed stutters and memory flatlines is perfect. The occasional passive giving up what he was going to say is what kills me the most

  • @TheRepublicOfJohn
    @TheRepublicOfJohn 2 роки тому +1074

    Nick's impression of dementia-brain Biden is one of my favorite bits, so thanks for the cumpilation

  • @crawlzzz
    @crawlzzz Рік тому +423

    Blowing cigar smoke through the floorboards is insane and perfect

    • @Smarrels
      @Smarrels Рік тому +3

      Are you still in a lime

  • @antMANscochiey
    @antMANscochiey 2 роки тому +415

    6 or 7 year old nick saying "sir, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen" made this whole episode for me.

  • @corolla3947
    @corolla3947 2 роки тому +242

    Cigar smoke through the floorboards

    • @benwinstanleymusic
      @benwinstanleymusic 2 роки тому +15

      Man he's so creative I love it

    • @Skeeter_Dee
      @Skeeter_Dee 2 роки тому +20

      @@benwinstanleymusic like a cheff cooking in real time

    • @John-d3g3u
      @John-d3g3u 7 місяців тому +3

      “They beat him to death with bricks”

  • @TriopsTrilobite
    @TriopsTrilobite 5 місяців тому +27

    Can you feel it it’s election season baby

    • @Rory-gy3ed
      @Rory-gy3ed 4 місяці тому +10

      It was the straightest of times, it was the gayest of times

  • @theyaintnobodyii3439
    @theyaintnobodyii3439 Рік тому +28

    Blowing Cigar smoke through the floor board cracks driving him nuts

  • @girthquake1004
    @girthquake1004 2 роки тому +425

    I seen the presidential convoy today in Tacoma Washington and Joe was literally passed out in the limo driving by. Not kidding

    • @RbgBennett
      @RbgBennett 2 роки тому

      You could see in? Liar. He was probably having a babybloodrita with Hillary.

    • @CosmicL407
      @CosmicL407 2 роки тому +23

      Incredibly unlikely.

    • @tannerh2297
      @tannerh2297 2 роки тому +118

      @@CosmicL407 but definitely believable

    • @IdiotDoomSpiral69
      @IdiotDoomSpiral69 2 роки тому +44

      >he's never napped on a car ride

    • @monehget
      @monehget 2 роки тому

      @@CosmicL407 🤣

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 2 роки тому +55

    18:36 “what boat, mr. president?” gets me every time

  • @TheWeebinar
    @TheWeebinar 2 роки тому +414

    Nick is incredible. His mouth is a gay summoning circle that can call forth any famous English speaking person.

    • @wormwoodcocktail
      @wormwoodcocktail Рік тому +14

      I thought a gay summoning circle was the bum hole

    • @karningham2849
      @karningham2849 Рік тому +16

      @@wormwoodcocktailI mean, I feel like you’re both technically right

    • @wormwoodcocktail
      @wormwoodcocktail Рік тому +3

      @@karningham2849 but being gay is wrong?

    • @karningham2849
      @karningham2849 Рік тому +9

      @@wormwoodcocktail why is there a question mark at the end of that?

    • @wormwoodcocktail
      @wormwoodcocktail Рік тому +7

      @@karningham2849 You said I was right and I wanted to establish that I am very, very wrong.

  • @suhhduhh8088
    @suhhduhh8088 2 роки тому +86

    I had to take a 2 week break from cumtown, I felt I was becoming a functional autistic. Glad I found this clip. Feel like I haven't lost a step.

    • @daxxjester
      @daxxjester 7 місяців тому

      Dude me too but I listen to cumtown every day for 6 years now

  • @nick3777
    @nick3777 Рік тому +38

    @9:59 my eyeballs almost popped out my head from laughter when I heard this part 😂

  • @PootTootPod
    @PootTootPod 5 місяців тому +9

    Every impression nick did at some point had just a hint of Joe list

  • @ImageLimestone
    @ImageLimestone 2 роки тому +51

    Lost it at "Biggest Dick in Dover"

  • @wildcraft8143
    @wildcraft8143 2 місяці тому +1

    Spot on Biden impression 🤣 Nick Mullen, you are the GOAT

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 Рік тому +36

    If my Dad was Biden, I´d be a raging crackhead too.

    • @PUKEYTATTOOS
      @PUKEYTATTOOS 5 місяців тому +1

      It’s been a year and this joke is turbo gay. Not funny gay, just gay.

  • @mrjth10000
    @mrjth10000 2 роки тому +161

    My only problem with Nicks impression us that it's actually still too competent

  • @kirsty_yamaha
    @kirsty_yamaha 2 роки тому +132

    the "heres the baby here's the diaper" gave me what felt like what i can only describe as a "that's so raven" moment

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm 2 роки тому +6

      Push the diaper to the side

    • @PoonScurvy
      @PoonScurvy 2 роки тому

      It really is so Raven

    • @my9thaccount140
      @my9thaccount140 2 роки тому +8

      That’s So Biden.

  • @chancebrennecke
    @chancebrennecke Рік тому +23

    Ive rewatched this so many times whenever i hear someone mention Biden i think "bring over the honey barbecue sauce"

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 6 місяців тому +1

      You used to have to rub two pennies together to get a piece of pussy

  • @aniquinstark4347
    @aniquinstark4347 2 роки тому +125

    I don't even dislike Joe, I just feel bad. Let the man retire to play golf and act inappropriately with his grandchildren like he deserves.

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 2 роки тому +1

      Fr, if i had one son die of brain cancer, another is a crack addict, and I'm slowly losing my mind then the democratic party asked me to run for president i'd say fuck off

    • @bahshas
      @bahshas 2 роки тому +32

      say that again when youre drafted to go "defend" taiwan

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate 2 роки тому +57

      His campaign and presidency has been the best documented case of elder abuse in history.

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 2 роки тому

      @@bahshas yes because Joe Biden will bare sole responsibility for the actions of a republic

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 2 роки тому +10

      If he played golf he'd yell 34 instead of fore

  • @TD-sw3kv
    @TD-sw3kv 11 місяців тому +14

    Eventhough stavy may have done this or that wrong; his infectious and enthusiastic laughter is a huge reason the podcast was so popular.

    • @LeGronk
      @LeGronk 9 місяців тому +6

      he didn't do anything wrong. it's just the relentless fellators of Nick that constantly take potshots at him in spite of how important the whole trio was to the show working.

    • @TD-sw3kv
      @TD-sw3kv 9 місяців тому +3

      @@LeGronk I hate the adam Friedland show so much. It erases everything charming about the two of them and turns them into these hipster douchebags. God i wish they didnt break up cumtown.

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@willb.5225 Please don't be mean to Adam. He's just Jewish.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TD-sw3kvThey really are just humorless losers on TAFS
      Adam has some good interviewing moments.
      But Nick has lost almost all of his mojo on the podcast episodes. He has some moments as well but holy shit it’s so boring

    • @TD-sw3kv
      @TD-sw3kv 3 місяці тому

      @@BananaPhoPhilly i cancelled like 6 months ago and I don't think id even pay to see nick or adam live. They so offended me with their not trying.

  • @amaropargodj
    @amaropargodj 2 роки тому +19

    Jesus Christ the hoohah milk bit lmfaoo

  • @LRGDuran
    @LRGDuran 2 роки тому +42

    Its no surprise adams sister is waitress

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 5 місяців тому +2

    I like how Nicks original Biden impression was basically one part Obama and one part Cosby

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 2 роки тому +95

    hes not losing his mind its his iconic life long stutter

  • @particlejones
    @particlejones 2 роки тому +16

    Hip hoppin days... Ahhh miss em

  • @Kvltklassik
    @Kvltklassik Рік тому +7

    Elephant bit actually killed me

  • @LucifersDeathSquad
    @LucifersDeathSquad 2 роки тому +118

    I haven't laughed this hard in so fucking long

    • @username-tv6uw
      @username-tv6uw 2 роки тому +15

      Have you heard the "What if Chinese exchange kids in high-school had to go into cocoons for part of the year bit"? I can't find it anywhere as clip but it's one of the best in my opinion.

    • @lMr2Crazyl
      @lMr2Crazyl 2 роки тому +3

      @@username-tv6uw bump

    • @callumbrowne2081
      @callumbrowne2081 2 роки тому +2

      @@username-tv6uw parent pranks is the best for me

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant Рік тому

      robin williams free associating his own suicide is a favourite of mine

    • @Ricky-oi3wv
      @Ricky-oi3wv Рік тому

      Scooter Biden ruined me.

  • @eheis5
    @eheis5 Рік тому +18

    If anyone needs me I'll be at the Poop n' Pee store

  • @Yupthereitism
    @Yupthereitism 2 роки тому +8

    That is an awesome Biden impersonation

  • @DaniellMilton
    @DaniellMilton Рік тому +10

    Does anyone know if the Biden ‘Dubiggers’ & ‘We can have issues or cashews’ bits are uploaded anywhere?

    • @AdamS235
      @AdamS235 Рік тому +2

      Type fireside chats and you can find it that way

  • @Screwby_Jones6200
    @Screwby_Jones6200 2 роки тому +54

    I like to think biden thinks of the most riveting speeches in his head,speeches that can bring countries together and stop wars inside and out but he just can't stop talking about pb and J sandwiches.

  • @moazamkhan
    @moazamkhan 2 роки тому +15

    13:20 big oof 😣

  • @56785678o
    @56785678o 2 роки тому +8

    Goddamn i come up with fucked up shit off the top of my head but i wouldnt crown anyone as "the king of saying what you think immediately" than nick "gayboy" mullen

  • @inkypopart2294
    @inkypopart2294 2 роки тому +58

    He does it better than snl

    • @a.d.4536
      @a.d.4536 2 роки тому +41

      My farts do it better than SNL. SNL is not comedy...its status quo corporate propaganda

    • @inkypopart2294
      @inkypopart2294 2 роки тому +4

      @@a.d.4536 haha I haven’t heard your farts impression but I bet they don’t make pudding brain sound lucid

    • @jonathanwpressman
      @jonathanwpressman Рік тому +5

      SNL blows

  • @Skeeter_Dee
    @Skeeter_Dee 2 роки тому +43

    20 min joe biden simulator

  • @Petergonzalezcomedy
    @Petergonzalezcomedy 2 роки тому +4

    “I’m not a babyy” 😂🤣

  • @williamreid7388
    @williamreid7388 10 місяців тому +4

    It’s endlessly funny to me how many die hard fans of nick have such opposite political values to him

  • @justphrank361
    @justphrank361 2 роки тому +9

    Why does nicks trump sound like sedated regis

  • @EdgyVidyaGeneral
    @EdgyVidyaGeneral Рік тому +16

    Spat out my coffee when Biden shilled the Ridge wallet

  • @jordanrioscreations
    @jordanrioscreations Рік тому +7

    Who-ha milk 😂😂😂

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 2 роки тому +93

    man howd you memorize his inaugural speech so perfectly? i thought i was listening to a recording

  • @Freddisred
    @Freddisred 2 роки тому +4

    ...And BOOOOOY were people MAD!

  • @cmolaskeyj
    @cmolaskeyj Рік тому +25

    I love how they knew Trump was going to add up the votes from both elections and brag about it

    • @dongiano
      @dongiano Рік тому

      Yet here we are with Biden in the House

    • @cmolaskeyj
      @cmolaskeyj Рік тому

      @@dongiano yeah? Biden won the second election. Trump is counting the votes from 2016 and 2020 and saying he has the most votes

    • @toughbutfair86
      @toughbutfair86 Рік тому

      @@dongiano not sure if srs, trump tried to steal the election, he's been indicted over this

  • @Chaucy
    @Chaucy 5 місяців тому +1

    "and boy they were mad" 😭

  • @LesNouvelle-Angleterreur
    @LesNouvelle-Angleterreur 2 роки тому +13

    *Chimp Noises*

  • @UnsolvableMetrics
    @UnsolvableMetrics Рік тому +4

    I haven’t laughed this hard in like 10 years, i’m gay.

  • @romeoechofoxtrot18
    @romeoechofoxtrot18 2 роки тому +4

    It's not the new bathrooms 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chaoctic7278
    @chaoctic7278 2 роки тому +10

    Adam soprano

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 2 роки тому +38

    by pure numbers, old sleepy is probably the most voted for presidential candidate in American history. people seem to forget the two previous terms of votes he got running for v.p. and all the votes he received as a senator. people have been voting for him twice as long as most of us have been alive.

    • @jasonweitzel4393
      @jasonweitzel4393 2 роки тому +17

      He’s the greatest American

    • @screechweiner2921
      @screechweiner2921 2 роки тому +15

      @@jasonweitzel4393 dude is so old he's more of a great, great, great, great, great American.

    • @bahshas
      @bahshas 2 роки тому +1

      Completely deranged demented old (and white) man without any organic support and enthusiasm more corrupt than HC with a literal crackhead son is the most voted presidential candidate in American history. More voted than the charismatic black man who could, the man who ended racism in America. Literally more voted among the black electorate than Obema. This is the sort of thing that makes you think

  • @seanbaumer6039
    @seanbaumer6039 Рік тому +3

    Biden impression pure fuckin Gold

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers 9 місяців тому +3

    Four. More. Years.

  • @Dionysus_09
    @Dionysus_09 Рік тому +12

    8:41-8:51 Nick is 100% right. I don't think it's because Biden himself is funny, and I don't know what the real reasons are other than the obvious one in covid restrictions/shutdowns having been lifted, but comedy really has been better during Biden than it was during Trump.

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 Рік тому +10

      Because less of it is just impotent screeching about not having the dominant political head.

  • @andrewkerridge2565
    @andrewkerridge2565 2 роки тому +1

    “Telephone” was perfect

  • @ramtron1775
    @ramtron1775 7 місяців тому +1

    Nick is a genius

  • @jdixon390
    @jdixon390 10 місяців тому +2

    I can't wait for Ruby Tuesday's

  • @Bane_Diesel
    @Bane_Diesel 10 місяців тому +1

    I don’t understand how in 1996 all the kids across the country knew about the church hands and baby hands puppet. Like how the fuck did that get across the entire country and to everyones childhood?

  • @dtice69
    @dtice69 4 місяці тому +2

    Hilarious youtube algorithm timing.

  • @are_birds_real
    @are_birds_real 6 місяців тому +1

    Joe is the drunken master of comedy

  • @Skeeter_Dee
    @Skeeter_Dee 2 роки тому +11

    spot on jim crow joe impression

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 3 дні тому

    “A return to normalcy in politics”

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +3

    Joe Biden's inaugural address and has the me too movement gone too far?

  • @vincentbettenfeld572
    @vincentbettenfeld572 7 місяців тому

    Maybe this expression is lost in time but "you can't stop Cumtown to start The Adam Friedland Show"...
    Turns out you can though, it's actually the lesson we learned that day.
    This is where it came from, cause we did.
    AND BOOOOOOY WERE PEOPLE MAD!

  • @Dualhammers
    @Dualhammers 9 місяців тому +5

    Nick's brain is so strong and quick at pretending to have dementia

  • @bobsnow6242
    @bobsnow6242 Рік тому +2

    Nick's Trump impression is a little rusty, it was slipping into Regis Philbin at one point.

  • @Astartes-6969
    @Astartes-6969 Рік тому +5

    Love when they make fun of both Political Parties.

  • @bmidtschalint3904
    @bmidtschalint3904 Рік тому +4

    Can anyone clear the smoke for me around the uncle Scooter joke?
    I thought it was real that he had a brother like that, but after checking his family online, no signs.
    Was that just improv by the boys?

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer 6 місяців тому +2

    11:30 this is a south park episode

    • @SketchySkullKnight
      @SketchySkullKnight 5 місяців тому +3

      Wild how tv shows can be inspired by things that happened in real life

  • @dsmith2568
    @dsmith2568 Рік тому +1

    That biden makes a lot more sense then the real one ☹️

  • @Seaaan0
    @Seaaan0 15 днів тому

    “They beat him to death with bricks”

  • @Sam-hd7iy
    @Sam-hd7iy Рік тому

    this is so good

  • @lisam5802
    @lisam5802 2 місяці тому

    5:30 what's funny is that trump literally said he would about his nephew

  • @mrj4990
    @mrj4990 5 місяців тому +1

    Trump 2024

  • @absentmind8056
    @absentmind8056 Рік тому +10

    Listen flip top

  • @bort42
    @bort42 2 роки тому +2

    Victory

  • @bobby9999
    @bobby9999 Рік тому +3

    Ai stole this bit

  • @williamdavid9272
    @williamdavid9272 11 місяців тому

    Looking for that episode where they talk like gay waiters with the lisps. Anyone can help with that it’d be much appreciated!!!

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 4 місяці тому

    VICTORY

  • @jewmenomorev2611
    @jewmenomorev2611 2 роки тому +15

    I hope the next president of Umerika is Transgender🤣
    The loss of confidence will be the greatest achievement the CIA has ever done

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 2 роки тому

      First female potus? Let's see that cock. 😎

    • @violenceisfun
      @violenceisfun 2 роки тому +11

      Um Obama?

    • @gloverelaxis
      @gloverelaxis 2 роки тому +1

      don't use the crylaugh emoji for your own illiterate boomer jokes

    • @RestlessFisher
      @RestlessFisher 10 місяців тому

      Big Mike don't count​@@violenceisfun

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 11 місяців тому +2

    I love him. He get's things done. He is pardoning all you druggies. And he is the president.

  • @bill4639
    @bill4639 2 роки тому +52

    Stav and Adam aren’t laughing so hard because they voted for him. Not so funny now, is it?

    • @konducta3095
      @konducta3095 2 роки тому +46

      Its still hilarious that Donald Trump was THAT bad that this guy achieved the most votes in history? 😂😂

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 2 роки тому +38

      @@konducta3095 bad take, gotta say.

    • @Xyreqa
      @Xyreqa 2 роки тому +26

      @@pumpkin6429 true take

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 2 роки тому +18

      @@Xyreqa A truly bad take. 😂

    • @violenceisfun
      @violenceisfun 2 роки тому +30

      It's endless cope for the Dems

  • @PlaymeoffSia
    @PlaymeoffSia 2 роки тому +1

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @villedocvalle
    @villedocvalle 2 роки тому +1

    Lol

  • @Criticalthinking788.
    @Criticalthinking788. 2 роки тому +5

    Hey respect Biden that’s our president

  • @Mossgiel
    @Mossgiel 2 роки тому +18

    I can't listen to Adam, his voice is so annoying. It's like he's lying in a hospital bed with barely enough energy to speak.

  • @michaelpond813
    @michaelpond813 2 роки тому +14

    Joe gets more done asleep than trp did awake.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому +29

      Hetero please.

    • @mr.robertdobalina9199
      @mr.robertdobalina9199 2 роки тому +1

      You’re right, Biden can molest kids with his eyes closed

    • @monehget
      @monehget 2 роки тому +27

      You mean... in his dreams?

    • @hueydao8637
      @hueydao8637 2 роки тому +2

      Extremely gay liberal takes like this are punishable by non consensual gay sex in this part of town, yungin. Watchyoself.

    • @a.d.4536
      @a.d.4536 2 роки тому +2

      Holy bot comment batman

  • @kingmostofall5921
    @kingmostofall5921 9 місяців тому +1

    Wow, Nick fell off.