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  • @hals6118
    @hals6118 Рік тому +205

    Always really funny when Adam is actually telling an interesting story and Nick gets mad that he can’t abuse him

    • @mikewilson3413
      @mikewilson3413 10 місяців тому +9

      Im weirdly flattered Adam knows so much about my old church haha

    • @JamesRussell69420
      @JamesRussell69420 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mikewilson3413those niche mainly white dress-coded religions gotta stick together, y'know?

    • @pericles9629
      @pericles9629 7 місяців тому +11

      Gets pissed at him for reciting trivia and then preceding to do the exact samething about Katharine hepburn

    • @BussyDestroyer5
      @BussyDestroyer5 4 місяці тому

      If Adam wasn't such a pussy he would probably be way funnier, if he stood up for himself and made fun of nick, he wouldn't have to start the losing battle of interrupting everyone's stories.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +150

    It’s great that my close personal friend Nick shows genuine anger that Mormons don’t get to be polygamists anymore.

  • @keith8758
    @keith8758 2 роки тому +276

    I met a Mormon girl on tinder years ago. She wanted to meet at KFC and then spent an hour trying to convert me.

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 2 роки тому +43

      Haha that’s fucking awesome

    • @FrogToadBug
      @FrogToadBug 2 роки тому +71

      Yeah one time I was trying to hook up with this Christian girl and she brought me to a youth thing where everyone was singing and afterward she was like "so what do you think?" And I was like "that was cool, I'm still an atheist but I would go again" and then she never spoke to me after that

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +43

      That honestly sounds awesome. Fried chicken and you got to talk to a crazy person.

    • @keith8758
      @keith8758 2 роки тому +32

      @@FumblsTheSniper she was also in the air force which added another layer of crazy altogether. Fun times all around.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +33

      @@keith8758 2/3 of Mormons I’ve known joined the Air Force. It seems to be a thing for them.

  • @TheSH1N1GAM1
    @TheSH1N1GAM1 Місяць тому +6

    Stav not knowing what an anvil is used for is one of the most hilarious things ever.

  • @4Torches
    @4Torches 2 роки тому +402

    no joke: I learned everything I know about mormons from South Park

    • @shifty1927
      @shifty1927 2 роки тому +44

      Thats the same place I learned about Canadians.

    • @randbarrett8706
      @randbarrett8706 2 роки тому +23

      The most important thing being that Mormons are right. They definitely have the correct response to our modern, American world.

    • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
      @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 2 роки тому +11

      Me too and i live in Utah!

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 2 роки тому +11

      Same about scientology

    • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
      @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 2 роки тому +28

      One time when i was in jail my cell mate kissed me

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093
    @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093 2 роки тому +585

    "They kept getting kicked out of every place they lived in because people were like 'fuck these fucking weirdos.'" The fact that Adam says this with absolutely zero self awareness is totally hilarious.

    • @medinasmadre5391
      @medinasmadre5391 2 роки тому +99

      109 baby

    • @wilc4014
      @wilc4014 2 роки тому +92

      @@medinasmadre5391 if I got kicked out of 109 different gyms, would I blame the gyms?

    • @gaulicwarlord
      @gaulicwarlord 2 роки тому +109

      Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

    • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093
      @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093 2 роки тому +67

      @@gaulicwarlord I've seen Adam sitting in his office spinning a fucking minorah.

    • @TommyRandall
      @TommyRandall 2 роки тому +17

      109 million

  • @dmwalter9004
    @dmwalter9004 Рік тому +55

    i love how nick has brought up staring at amish women on multiple occasions because you know that its something he’s really done

    • @coheteos
      @coheteos 5 місяців тому +2

      He literally says he does it, whats the mistery?

    • @iloveisrea
      @iloveisrea Місяць тому

      @@coheteosnice comment!

  • @squigpeels.1021
    @squigpeels.1021 2 роки тому +39

    8:05 "they're scared of the machines" - Stav, The Intellectual.

  • @henrysmith8603
    @henrysmith8603 2 роки тому +22

    adam was on a roll and nick ruined it with his compulsion to constantly bring him down :(

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool 6 місяців тому +3

    They have both mentioned getting a forge and making a sword as incredibly gay and something they’d never do, and a cool and fun idea

  • @badacyborg
    @badacyborg 2 роки тому +169

    It's hilarious and disturbing that you can tell when Nick is on coke.

    • @calzonetrash
      @calzonetrash 2 роки тому +45

      all the earlier episodes are so coked up, all of them are shouting and acting fucking nuts it’s awesome

    • @badacyborg
      @badacyborg 2 роки тому +5

      @@calzonetrash
      I know man I miss it.

    • @JamesRussell69420
      @JamesRussell69420 10 місяців тому +11

      Spoiler alert: you can tell when anybody is doing coke

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee 5 місяців тому

      How can you tell?

    • @badacyborg
      @badacyborg 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Former_Employee
      His ability to talk succinctly & as quickly as he does whilst not losing momentum. It's just way different from his current, depressed state.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Рік тому +28

    I'll always love when Adam says things with such confidence and be so wrong about everything.

    • @mikewilson3413
      @mikewilson3413 10 місяців тому +1

      He actually knows it pretty well haha.

    • @parttimeposter1998
      @parttimeposter1998 10 місяців тому

      Jim Jones notoriously had sex with both men and women.
      P.S. He didn’t have sex with me, but I’m also gay.

    • @SnuffleBlart
      @SnuffleBlart 2 місяці тому

      The other two genuinely thought all mormons were still polygamists he knows more than them.

  • @schertt
    @schertt 2 роки тому +24

    let's make a compound dude, i'll have a pizza oven, you'll have a forge

  • @mattk1631
    @mattk1631 2 роки тому +31

    The "just marry every women you want to have sex with," was Larry King's philosophy.

    • @lewisgann280
      @lewisgann280 Рік тому +3

      I mean back in the day that’s what you had to do.

  • @TheHonoredMadman
    @TheHonoredMadman 5 місяців тому +2

    I definitely see Stavs importance to the dynamic here

  • @MrMalicious5
    @MrMalicious5 2 роки тому +11

    Jimmy Stewart also had that ambiguous accent. He talked like an American Sean Connery.

  • @samuelmcintosh7758
    @samuelmcintosh7758 2 роки тому +31

    Documentary is Holy Hell. Super good, but the breakdown Nick does is better lol

  • @andrewpodolio59
    @andrewpodolio59 10 місяців тому +3

    Adam should absolutely be in charge of the bull breeding program at the compound

  • @leethomas1400
    @leethomas1400 2 роки тому +52

    "imagine hating Amish people that much!"
    Nick: "yeah"

  • @Mr.Redink
    @Mr.Redink 2 роки тому +37

    2:55
    I am surprised Nick didn't look at Adam and say it reminded him of another certain group of people. 🇮🇱

    • @my8thaccount236
      @my8thaccount236 2 роки тому +4

      It would’ve been the perfect opportunity.

  • @billiondollardong
    @billiondollardong Місяць тому +3

    Funny how the literal weight of stavs body brought down the show eventually in the end

  • @tomarnold9724
    @tomarnold9724 2 роки тому +71

    the amish actually run most of the puppy mills in the united states and abuse the shit out of the dogs and also im gay

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 2 роки тому +7

      They also abuse children and women but all 3 are basically the same thing I guess.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому

      The Amish are generally pieces of shit. They think everyone but them, and even other Amish, is scum that will be burning in hell for eternity. They bend all their own rules to make money off those same people.

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 2 роки тому +2

      Is that true

    • @whotfisashtin
      @whotfisashtin 2 роки тому +2

      @@scrappyanimations4096 yes

    • @larsfinlay7325
      @larsfinlay7325 10 місяців тому +2

      @@whotfisashtin ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

  • @kklooser123
    @kklooser123 2 роки тому +13

    The documentary they are referring to is called Holy Hell. Pretty crazy doc. source: I'm gay

  • @adamalucard1288
    @adamalucard1288 2 роки тому +21

    So this is what schizophrenia is like

  • @eddiehopper2444
    @eddiehopper2444 2 роки тому +60

    Love when the boys talk about my childhood religion lol

    • @notashton.
      @notashton. 2 роки тому +1

      The best religion

    • @qojte
      @qojte 2 роки тому +4

      the weird mormon shit?

    • @mattdmastiff4524
      @mattdmastiff4524 2 роки тому +17

      Got any soaking stories? Gay only plz
      Should we call gay soaking mudding?

    • @m3rbs
      @m3rbs 2 роки тому

      Lol exmo cumboys unite

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 2 роки тому +4

      He obviously means Amish.

  • @shaquilleobrien5722
    @shaquilleobrien5722 2 роки тому +13

    Oh oh Adam, tell us about the Talmud next!!

  • @MileHighMagic42069
    @MileHighMagic42069 2 роки тому +7

    Nick: “that doc about the guy in shape?
    Adam: not even a Mila second later “yes I’ve seen that movie”

  • @tjmaxwell21
    @tjmaxwell21 2 роки тому +16

    Has anyone thought that Nick might have taken over that Vietnamese channel and brought all those violations on other accounts as a troll? Lol it makes total sense

    • @samhyde6395
      @samhyde6395 2 роки тому +4

      You're only like the hundredth person to say that.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 2 роки тому +12

    that thumbnail actually made me lol. adam is great

  • @rorke6092
    @rorke6092 Рік тому +3

    dude imagine running a Rungspringe hostel. This is my life goal now

  • @lylechipperson3407
    @lylechipperson3407 2 роки тому +141

    amish are literally just christian jews, I'm extremely surprised nick finds them so cool.

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 2 роки тому +6

      Your statement is Messianic Jew erasure and I won't stand for it.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +9

      Nah they hate themselves so much that he can’t help but like them

    • @elisorrells5314
      @elisorrells5314 Рік тому

      The Amish don’t run the banks and media

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +4

      Maybe he just respects their focus

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Рік тому

      They’re not because they actually contribute to society in small ways. Hasids just make the room stink

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 2 місяці тому +1

    Nick in this picture looks like he's yelling JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @nicberry3603
    @nicberry3603 5 днів тому

    “That would make them a voting block” ages beautifully after this last election

  • @tupacthuggrmx841
    @tupacthuggrmx841 2 роки тому +7

    the randomness keeps it interesting

  • @iunnox666
    @iunnox666 2 роки тому +26

    Adam has way too much confidence here.

    • @freyathesage1749
      @freyathesage1749 2 роки тому

      Yeah, he was wrong about cult leaders not having sex with guys and girls. Jim Jones was reportedly bi.

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 10 місяців тому

      Cocaine will do that

  • @connorlowis4774
    @connorlowis4774 2 роки тому +19

    This week, stav names another person or group he would “beat the fuck out of” and is yet again, wrong.

  • @coolestinternetperson
    @coolestinternetperson 5 місяців тому +2

    6:10 this is gunna be the thing that brings us down

  • @GiveSic
    @GiveSic 2 роки тому +8

    5:12 Stav and Adam not understanding Trans-Atlantic accents is hilarious

  • @bryanmckinney1098
    @bryanmckinney1098 2 роки тому +4

    Adam.... They're just called Mormons. I'm gay

  • @PaytonsOwnProductions
    @PaytonsOwnProductions 6 місяців тому +1

    Goated thumbnail

  • @SnuffleBlart
    @SnuffleBlart 2 місяці тому

    Adam has fairly impressive knowledge about mormons.

  • @fartpimpson3843
    @fartpimpson3843 2 роки тому +70

    Baffling to me how confidently wrong Nick is on so many topics, but then also has a savant memorization of every show on UPN. His mind is as enigmatic as I am gay
    Edit: fucking Christ, Stav couldn't allow Nick to sound stupider than him so he asks what the fuck an anvil is for. Blistering ignorance

    • @tib7777
      @tib7777 2 роки тому +4

      His early covid takes are super spicy

    • @vinigretzky97
      @vinigretzky97 2 роки тому

      @@tib7777 ....and right

    • @vinigretzky97
      @vinigretzky97 2 роки тому

      @OldSkool Groovist obviously yes.

    • @vinigretzky97
      @vinigretzky97 2 роки тому

      @OldSkool Groovist just because you have repeated a lie for 2 years still doesnt make it true.

    • @Doodoofart725
      @Doodoofart725 2 роки тому

      @@vinigretzky97 no way you're this stupid

  • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
    @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 2 роки тому +6

    Me and my ex cell late made a bet that see who could vrape who first.

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of the funniest bits fucking EVER.

  • @GiveSic
    @GiveSic 2 роки тому +2

    The boys need to take a trip to Northern Indiana, there's Amish fucking everywhere out here

    • @Sin1one
      @Sin1one 2 роки тому

      Think there might be something in the soil that makes them want to fuck in public.

  • @noahbobrow
    @noahbobrow 2 роки тому +1

    Was just in Salt Lake City recently and that Mormon Hq building is weird as fuck

  • @ryanoshea5769
    @ryanoshea5769 Місяць тому +1

    This was definitely a coke episode

  • @macejaso
    @macejaso Рік тому +3

    Adam, not seeing the similarities between the Mormons being ostracized like the Jews is always hilarious.

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli 2 роки тому +3

    Jim Jones did both

  • @mikewilson3413
    @mikewilson3413 10 місяців тому

    HAHA I use to be Mormon, this is like 95% accurate believe it or not.

  • @leeraines7821
    @leeraines7821 Рік тому +1

    I hate going back to older eps and listening to Nick knife at Adam

  • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
    @Kyryyn_Lyyh Рік тому +5

    I love all 3 of my former Homosexual Dads, but god damn Nick ruined so much of the show by autistically interrupting so often. Adam "interupts" by trying to jump into the conversation, Stav is the Golden boy who not only doesnt interupt, he has repeatedly shown that he can listen to dual conversations. God Im so fucking gay I wanna die

    • @JamesRussell69420
      @JamesRussell69420 10 місяців тому +1

      The interrupting is forgivable but as a casual, late to the party person, I'm getting sick of Nick being mean in the weirdest ways

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 10 місяців тому

      @@JamesRussell69420 he is bipolar

    • @drewpeacock9087
      @drewpeacock9087 8 місяців тому

      ​@@JamesRussell69420nick is the funniest but is a bitter man deep down

  • @daxsheepard9344
    @daxsheepard9344 6 місяців тому

    *Hope my schizophrenic episodes are just this shit replaying when I’m old*

  • @runner9528
    @runner9528 2 роки тому +2

    It's like 10 guys talking over each other. Can't hear shit.

  • @shanegarcia5963
    @shanegarcia5963 5 місяців тому

    85% - 90% Amish return from rumspringa

  • @askinperson2839
    @askinperson2839 2 роки тому +1

    The picture is amazing

  • @TheLokiBiz
    @TheLokiBiz Рік тому

    The cult is Buddhafield or something like that.

  • @NATHAN3561
    @NATHAN3561 Рік тому

    Body negative babyyyyy🎉

  • @benjaminziegler7437
    @benjaminziegler7437 2 роки тому +13

    Ever since these guys took the jab, they haven't been the same

  • @monsieurlemon
    @monsieurlemon 10 місяців тому

    i thought that was mumkey and rusty cage as hasidim

  • @AJordan44-
    @AJordan44- Рік тому

    The closest we ever got to a new vegas episode

  • @goldonthemixer554
    @goldonthemixer554 Рік тому

    It's manners

  • @CliffuckingBooth
    @CliffuckingBooth 2 роки тому +1

    3:55 random fart

  • @neomcdoom
    @neomcdoom 2 роки тому +5

    Adam was telling an interesting story. Idk why nick interrupted him

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 2 роки тому +1

    Shit dude I watched that documentary today

    • @michaelbpeenus2955
      @michaelbpeenus2955 2 роки тому

      But like what was it

    • @Woodsy2575
      @Woodsy2575 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbpeenus2955 It's called Holy Hell, it's basically exactly like they said. There's a french guy conning all these hot, young, curious people with spiritual enlightenment, doing all this yoga and stuff, and then he fucks all the hot young dudes.

    • @timanderson6896
      @timanderson6896 2 роки тому

      Wow dude that is cool

  • @chrisdugan5555
    @chrisdugan5555 2 роки тому

    Nicks a bad friend to Adam

  • @tgmoore90
    @tgmoore90 2 роки тому

    Yötta Life

  • @X8X8X6X4X
    @X8X8X6X4X 2 роки тому

    They need to do coke again

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red 2 роки тому +2

    Im Amish racist

  • @TheSH1N1GAM1
    @TheSH1N1GAM1 Місяць тому

    Has anyone pointed out that when Adam says “it’s an American religion,” he was totally going for the “it’s the most American religion” commentary from Matt of Chapo Trap House?

  • @ThineLesser
    @ThineLesser 2 роки тому +1

    Amish is not a cult

  • @Matt77125
    @Matt77125 2 роки тому

    Please change the picture, Judaism is not a cult.