Cumtown - The Twilight Zone

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • From Cumtown Episode 267 - I Said Yep (7-7-2021)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 224

  • @ChargersGoHard
    @ChargersGoHard 3 роки тому +964

    Imagine... a podcast made by 3 gay dudes listened to by gay dudes

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air 3 роки тому +1189

    Imagine a world where a man gets his girlfriend a bottle of fruit punch, two big bags of chips and a rotting banana from a local 7-11 because of a surgery. The surgery in question? A bong hit transplant. Where? The twilight zone.

    • @Sheee211
      @Sheee211 9 місяців тому +25

      Amazing

    • @honorablegent1201
      @honorablegent1201 9 місяців тому +5

      Did tom write this comment? Jesus.im gay

    • @andysorbet2931
      @andysorbet2931 9 місяців тому +23

      Finally, it works in a punchline. Barely, but I can sleep now.
      Also, I’m gay

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 8 місяців тому +15

      I wish I had a gf :(
      Too bad I’m gay :3

    • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
      @Mtv-get-off-thee-air 8 місяців тому

      @@PauloHernandezXD you’ll be straight one day my boy

  • @JackMannerheim
    @JackMannerheim 4 місяці тому +111

    "Who cares if there's some meaning to life? I'm sure it would be gay anyways"
    - Albert Camus

    • @cjsdizzy
      @cjsdizzy Місяць тому +10

      Shit legitimately eased some existential dread lol

    • @tylersimmons4287
      @tylersimmons4287 28 днів тому +5

      bro, not far off

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf День тому

      misato would be my girlfriend if i wasn't gay

    • @JackMannerheim
      @JackMannerheim День тому

      @@hello-rq8kf So true, man

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 9 місяців тому +197

    "now the whole dragon is a pedophile" underrated Stav line

  • @_mooney1699
    @_mooney1699 3 роки тому +473

    "Imagine getting road head in a monster truck... The Awesome Zone..." LOL
    It gets me every time when Stav is losing it because Nick adds his suggestion into the bit.

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Рік тому +28

      And the judge is Darth Vader

    • @shinobi-no-bueno
      @shinobi-no-bueno 2 місяці тому +15

      My favorite is when Stav says something and Nick immediately repeats it and Stav loses it

  • @Dan_Ben_Michael
    @Dan_Ben_Michael 3 роки тому +406

    “Submitted for your approval; a man drops a dollar and a Jew taps him on the shoulder and says “pardon me sir, I believe you dropped this…… do do do do, do do do do!”

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 3 роки тому +19

      Hell yeah dude. You kinda look like the fella from American history x

    • @Dan_Ben_Michael
      @Dan_Ben_Michael 3 роки тому +2

      @@CONGTHEGUERILLA Which one, is it Lamont?

    • @iwillheadlockyournan731
      @iwillheadlockyournan731 3 роки тому +31

      @@Dan_Ben_Michael the gay one

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Рік тому +9

      And that jewish man… is Darth Vader

    • @HarrisonHollers
      @HarrisonHollers 4 місяці тому +7

      (The man drops a dime. Hands the other man a nickel.)

  • @trippersigs2248
    @trippersigs2248 3 роки тому +432

    Imagine a world where you're on a podcast called Jizztopia with your best friend Mick Nullen and he thinks YOU'RE the funny one.

    • @gushyjushy
      @gushyjushy 3 роки тому +31

      I think that would look a little something... like this

    • @CH0MSKYH0NK
      @CH0MSKYH0NK 3 роки тому +30

      I'd rather be in the universe where Tom Myers got the Tonight Show

    • @fuzzymuffin77
      @fuzzymuffin77 3 роки тому +7

      @@CH0MSKYH0NK me too brother

    • @solidkingcobra
      @solidkingcobra 3 роки тому +5

      and the other Jizztopians Havros Stalkias was a skinny Persian with great hair and great set of teeth and Sadam Friedland is not cool & straight guy from Germany.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +9

      @@CH0MSKYH0NK Live, from Hav're de Grace, it's Saturday Night!!

  • @TheVictoriousShot
    @TheVictoriousShot 3 роки тому +440

    No one can make nick laugh like nick does

  • @FuccBoyega
    @FuccBoyega 3 роки тому +383

    Imagine a world where you shit your pants seconds before your podcast with 500,000 listeners goes live

    • @cinemacynic980
      @cinemacynic980 2 роки тому +34

      Imagine a world where Podcasts were live.

    • @oli4735
      @oli4735 8 місяців тому +6

      @@cinemacynic980imagine a world where people listened to podcasts like this.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@oli4735 the future is now, friend.

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh 3 роки тому +173

    Adam is thinking about law school this whole bit

  • @rusty9008
    @rusty9008 Рік тому +141

    Imagine a world where Stav never left the show, Adam wasn’t the host to his own show, and Nick wasn’t murdering truckers on Midwest highways. I do, because I’m gay.

    • @gorosaurs
      @gorosaurs 2 місяці тому +15

      I thought your pfp was DOOM superimposed over the George Floyd wall.

    • @some_guy117
      @some_guy117 20 днів тому +1

      @@gorosaurssomeone should do that

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 2 роки тому +248

    "Imagine you could play 3DS in the girl's locker room while they're getting changed but they can't see you because you're invisible... and you can have sex with them, also."
    the clunky way nick pins also onto the end of that sentence makes it so fucking funny

  • @dayghjfnnakninjui9909
    @dayghjfnnakninjui9909 3 роки тому +164

    "you've had a rough day adam" this should just be the name of the podcast at this point

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Місяць тому +5

      As Nick talks over him segueing to talk about nonsense instead of his best friends mental state.

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 3 роки тому +191

    Road head in a monster truck is 10/10.

    • @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852
      @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852 3 роки тому +18

      Imagine a rub and tug with beautiful Chinese women…. And they all have arthritis….
      …doo-do-DOO-doo doo-DOO-doo-doo….

  • @mikethaison432
    @mikethaison432 Місяць тому +30

    It’s amazing how many people can relate to being mad it wasn’t actually a pink panther

  • @sirpsychosexy
    @sirpsychosexy 2 роки тому +115

    One of the funniest things about this is that the the bit comes to a complete standstill and Stav just starts humming

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Рік тому +19

      Understanding that this was the last bit before the pod ended makes this and “stretch! strech!” so much funnier

    • @Looneyboy
      @Looneyboy Рік тому +1

      @@DoctorCyanthe hell it ended in 2022 bud

  • @pjom4191
    @pjom4191 3 роки тому +56

    'and he opened the fortune cookie to find the social security number of his dead aunt'

  • @bradm-h1842
    @bradm-h1842 7 місяців тому +26

    Nick worries about the bit peaking at the dragon joke and then it proceeds to be one of the funniest bits of there’s I’ve heard

  • @Dfturcott
    @Dfturcott 2 місяці тому +34

    Jordan peele twilight zone pitch.
    “What if we learn at the end of every episode, the real monster all along was,…..wait for it,…..racism. Pretty smart eh? Eh?”

  • @unhelpfulrevelations7989
    @unhelpfulrevelations7989 3 роки тому +43

    This bit got depressing fast but then somehow found its way back on course by the end

  • @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852
    @charliefromstarkvillemissi1852 3 роки тому +263

    Imagine an Indian woman, but she doesn’t smell bad…..

  • @Hazel-cv5cj
    @Hazel-cv5cj 3 роки тому +73

    Not gonna lie, that Serling impression ain’t even bad.

  • @aloneinthedark99
    @aloneinthedark99 3 роки тому +70

    Hell yeah dude

  • @frenchmontana961
    @frenchmontana961 3 роки тому +117

    I'm getting so mad about Nick interrupting Adam with incorrect info about The Pink Panther

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 2 місяці тому +2

      it's very upsetting

    • @gorillazfan3
      @gorillazfan3 Місяць тому +8

      Adam definitely looked it up during.

  • @robertstevensii4018
    @robertstevensii4018 Місяць тому +11

    Of all the dumb crap to finally break me, it was "an army of loyal chimps"

  • @zypherax
    @zypherax 2 роки тому +35

    Nick's Rod Serling is just his gay actor Michael Douglas

    • @Disco.Wizard
      @Disco.Wizard Рік тому +6

      You mean his gay presenter Rod Serling

  • @patrickharper-aucoin4413
    @patrickharper-aucoin4413 3 роки тому +46

    Holy fuck the Winnie the Pooh shit had me howling

  • @tonysamosa1717
    @tonysamosa1717 Рік тому +22

    Great contributions by Adam

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 9 місяців тому +1

      Him saying Jordan peele twilight zone was allowed to do the native American bit was pretty good though

  • @JCxVONxDOOM
    @JCxVONxDOOM  2 місяці тому +12

    Just want to say thanks to ya'll for diggin the bit... also I'm gay!

  • @ohlookitsbryan
    @ohlookitsbryan 2 місяці тому +14

    Imagine a podcast host shits himself right before recording.

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 Рік тому +16

    I could listen to an hour more of this, I’m in actual tears as I type this.

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 Рік тому +2

      Crack the shell to get to the pussy 😂

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 Рік тому

      ​@@Garrett1240yo ur pussy got so much OCEAN in it

  • @fakename503
    @fakename503 2 роки тому +47

    Imagine if you will...
    A world where you riff on Cumtown jokes and it is actually funny. ...and very straight.

  • @ryanvogel9610
    @ryanvogel9610 3 роки тому +32

    Imagine a Chinese woman that knows how to drive
    ....

  • @reygutierrez9412
    @reygutierrez9412 Рік тому +19

    I like how you can’t even tell Adam is there til like 11 mins in. Fucking awesome Adam sucks

  • @theycallmeGUN
    @theycallmeGUN 3 роки тому +20

    The Twinklight Zone

  • @shi5369
    @shi5369 Місяць тому +5

    "Playing nintendo ds in the girls locker room" had me squeak

  • @briansimerl4014
    @briansimerl4014 3 роки тому +29

    Stav on Norman Mailer "Norman Mailer...the guy from all that shit".

    • @pjom4191
      @pjom4191 3 роки тому +4

      stav has the best one liners. i know because he is my best friend. and he is not fat and we are not gay

  • @cicero7409
    @cicero7409 Місяць тому +6

    I love how meta the "We don't have an episode, just keep saying things" is. Also I'm gay.

  • @drskylerbingham
    @drskylerbingham 3 роки тому +32

    Burt Kreisher recommended next on my UA-cam algorithm? Oh HECK yeah!

    • @SmittyDealio
      @SmittyDealio 3 роки тому +14

      Oh hell no

    • @pjom4191
      @pjom4191 3 роки тому +3

      fuck kreisher and segura. i want to turn off autoplay just to avoid them

    • @InfoWar45
      @InfoWar45 3 роки тому +7

      Ugh that's gross

    • @imavileone7360
      @imavileone7360 3 роки тому +7

      Same, it always gets recommended even though I select "stop recommending channel"

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Рік тому +10

      Imagine a world where Bert Kreisher had a funnier friend so all he had to do was laugh and sometimes riff. And also Adam is there

  • @bully_hunter_4206
    @bully_hunter_4206 3 роки тому +22

    Hot damn this is the kind of humor ive missed

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy Місяць тому +2

    Its actually mind blowing how good Nicks impressions are.

  • @fredmanie2926
    @fredmanie2926 Місяць тому +5

    I'm gonna be 40 in 4 years, I think I gotta stop listening to this kinda stuff at some point 😂

    • @SuspiciousFace
      @SuspiciousFace Місяць тому +4

      Sorry to hear that

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 27 днів тому +2

      RIP

    • @jamespaultaylor2059
      @jamespaultaylor2059 10 днів тому +3

      I'm 52...still listening to this kind of shit

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 10 днів тому +1

      @jamespaultaylor2059 what was it like living thru world War 2

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 2 місяці тому +13

    You know Stav tried to eat that pink insulation atleast once as a child thinking it was carton candy

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 Рік тому +15

    Imagine if you will a world where Adam Friedland is funny

  • @kamphychair
    @kamphychair 2 місяці тому +5

    fuck my head hurts from laughing

  • @MS-in3hs
    @MS-in3hs 3 роки тому +29

    Love hearing Adam riffing with the boys :)

  • @Jake-tv4gc
    @Jake-tv4gc 3 роки тому +23

    There’s vitamins in the heroin

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD 8 місяців тому +7

    I agree with Stav, when I was like 4 years old I wanted a package of spinach because it had Popeye on the bag. Now I unironically like spinach & I’m also gay :3

  • @eightchips
    @eightchips Місяць тому +2

    Nick mimicking the theme song kills me

  • @hamandbeef
    @hamandbeef 9 місяців тому +4

    2:25 stav turning on his night vision goggles

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 3 роки тому +18

    This owns so much

  • @sammyboy8102
    @sammyboy8102 4 місяці тому +2

    How the hell are Nick's impressions always so spot-on?

  • @nathanwoodcockn7184
    @nathanwoodcockn7184 3 роки тому +28

    The Pink Panther panther was a thief, and the Pink Panther is a Pink Diamond. And I'm gay - Adam Friedland

  • @mrCcallan
    @mrCcallan 11 місяців тому +8

    No one saying Adam is right, it is the diamond, and gay Nick was gay wrong

  • @dbrown2264
    @dbrown2264 9 місяців тому +2

    The Winnie the Pooh one got me. Sometimes Adam just paints a picture that's so dumb and crude that you can't help but crack up.

  • @joymonopoly9698
    @joymonopoly9698 2 місяці тому +1

    One of if not the most underrated bits

  • @lucaskane468
    @lucaskane468 Рік тому +5

    I never heard this I just thought Rod Serling saying gay things would b funny. I knew Nick would have me covered.

  • @mortystraphouse5077
    @mortystraphouse5077 Місяць тому +1

    dude that indian lady bit was fkn crazy. dam nick carried this podcast

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 2 роки тому +8

    The pink panther is the name of the diamond. Also im gay.

  • @darthyvardyreal
    @darthyvardyreal 3 роки тому +9

    Beacuse I'm gay, in the twilight zone

  • @eedoamitay3341
    @eedoamitay3341 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how nick was trying to work in the darth vader into the scenarios, but didnt sound too happy when they didnt work too well, but then at the end you can here him waiting for that pause, almost laughinh, cause he knew finally that darth vader line would be perfect 😅

  • @agentham
    @agentham 3 роки тому +13

    More like The Twilight Bone Zone.

  • @jimathybindlenim6359
    @jimathybindlenim6359 Місяць тому +1

    Man i hope nick does comedy again

  • @prjct_eon
    @prjct_eon Місяць тому +1

    Lmao getting roadhead in a monster truck

  • @honorablegent1201
    @honorablegent1201 9 місяців тому +3

    Im gay actor Michael Douglas and I just came into this thread to promote my movie " Wallstreet" that features " The crisco kid" himself Charlie Sheen

  • @berlinocelot
    @berlinocelot 3 роки тому +23

    Imagine me..
    ..not being gay? 🎶DoDododoDoDododo🎶

  • @agnosticii
    @agnosticii Рік тому +9

    Adam had the best lines in this one 👌

  • @danieladams1613
    @danieladams1613 2 місяці тому +1

    Pooh bit is top tier

  • @Noodle-Segootal
    @Noodle-Segootal 4 дні тому

    I remember watching pink panther as a kid after having seen the cartoon character and was so board out of my mind that they didn't have an animated panther stealing the gem.

  • @SuperDurv
    @SuperDurv Місяць тому +1

    Twilight zone was amazing

  • @mikebott6940
    @mikebott6940 Рік тому +3

    I'd like the fandoms of all the series mentioned here to listen to be confronted with this....

  • @sejwok2628
    @sejwok2628 2 роки тому +9

    7:48 Every white opium addict in the 1800s be like

  • @rumham2834
    @rumham2834 3 роки тому +5

    3:27 True story

  • @bleedingroze
    @bleedingroze 4 місяці тому

    Crying laughing while desperately trying to eat noodles, how dare you.

  • @kenpack161
    @kenpack161 26 днів тому +1

    Imagine if you will, a guitar center moments before closing. Inside, a young apathetic man is getting ready to shut down the store for the day. Just before he goes to lock the door an offensively Jewish trans woman walks in and starts demanding price cuts on the cheapest model, trapping him in a perpetual conversation he can never leave. As it turns out this Guitar Center was in… the Twilight Zone…

  • @jacobwright4653
    @jacobwright4653 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine a world. That be crazy

  • @CMike44
    @CMike44 Рік тому +3

    Imagine a world where I was straight

  • @gnosticreverend6354
    @gnosticreverend6354 Рік тому

    "The French inhaler, I stamped and mailed her"

  • @Finneagan
    @Finneagan 9 місяців тому +2

    The pink panther was the diamond you fools

    • @Georgieastra
      @Georgieastra 6 днів тому

      The Pink Panther was the guy who tried to found a gay chapter of the Black Panthers... and his name was...
      _Barack Obama!!!_

  • @connormccloskey5971
    @connormccloskey5971 4 місяці тому +1

    This one is an easy top 5

  • @berniemacdonald8026
    @berniemacdonald8026 9 місяців тому

    2:26 night vision activated

  • @Austyn-n4n
    @Austyn-n4n 2 місяці тому

    2:26 thought my door was opening

  • @standardofexcellence
    @standardofexcellence 3 роки тому +5

    Kinda gotta laugh

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz Рік тому +1

    What if a man..... Was a WOman? Cue theme song

  • @Kingofsweaters
    @Kingofsweaters 11 місяців тому

    Damn I’d love to live in the Guylight Zone

  • @mrCcallan
    @mrCcallan Рік тому +1

    Oh yeah that one person who died in 2012

  • @canadariots1139
    @canadariots1139 Рік тому +2

    11:25

  • @SM-ok3sz
    @SM-ok3sz 7 місяців тому

    I’ve paused the video at the beginning. Here is my prediction: Someone, probably Stav, will say something like “Imagine you are gay”.
    Edit: That was quick.

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 2 роки тому +3

    The Outer Limits>The Twilight Zone

    • @fakename503
      @fakename503 2 роки тому +10

      I've watched them both. The Twilight Zone is better. Far more abstract and nihilistic.
      The outer limits has dumb bullshit like Jesus born in 1995 or a human hiding in a robot world. It's like the band Greta Van Fleet. It sounds like Zeppelin but in actuality, it's a bunch of gay dudes ripping off Led Zeppelin.
      I know this for a fact because I'm gay.

    • @truthtyperii7727
      @truthtyperii7727 6 днів тому

      @@fakename503hell yeah

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers 4 місяці тому

    Where is “I barely knew her” from?

  • @RobertSmith-yu5fg
    @RobertSmith-yu5fg 8 місяців тому

    2:26

  • @starwarsfamilyguy0
    @starwarsfamilyguy0 4 місяці тому

    low effort edge

  • @burnu2240
    @burnu2240 9 місяців тому

    " A True Friend will stab you in the front"....You know, After hearing these clips..I realise Nick truly did care for Stav and his well-being, Nick basically did a lot of these jokes for Stav's benefit...knowing he loves such simple comedy, he would incorporate them into every joke to hear his mate laugh his ass off...its a shame stav is a sooky bitch that saw Nick and Adams Honest concern for him as an personal attack...that moment if he hadn't of left..i honestly believe he would have actually started losing weight

  • @user-hf4sd5yk8l
    @user-hf4sd5yk8l 2 місяці тому

    Frat cringe

  • @aidancallaghan
    @aidancallaghan 4 місяці тому +3

    Imagine a world where Adam Friedland wasn’t an intern for the Mossad

  • @thec0ckdepartment523
    @thec0ckdepartment523 Рік тому

    Imagine a world where you have not one, not two but FIVE episodes in the can

  • @GlassofAIDS
    @GlassofAIDS 4 місяці тому +1

    Brother why am I just now discovering your channel? INcredible

  • @kenpack161
    @kenpack161 26 днів тому

    Imagine if you will, a guitar center moments before closing. Inside, a young apathetic man is getting ready to shut down the store for the day. Just before he goes to lock the door an offensively Jewish trans woman walks in and starts demanding price cuts on the cheapest model, trapping him in a perpetual conversation he can never leave. As it turns out this Guitar Center was in… the Twilight Zone…

  • @mrconservey
    @mrconservey 21 день тому +1

    11:37

    • @JCxVONxDOOM
      @JCxVONxDOOM  21 день тому +1

      But the judge … *raises eyebrow* is COOLLLL