"Imagine getting road head in a monster truck... The Awesome Zone..." LOL It gets me every time when Stav is losing it because Nick adds his suggestion into the bit.
Imagine a world where a man gets his girlfriend a bottle of fruit punch, two big bags of chips and a rotting banana from a local 7-11 because of a surgery. The surgery in question? A bong hit transplant. Where? The twilight zone.
and the other Jizztopians Havros Stalkias was a skinny Persian with great hair and great set of teeth and Sadam Friedland is not cool & straight guy from Germany.
“Submitted for your approval; a man drops a dollar and a Jew taps him on the shoulder and says “pardon me sir, I believe you dropped this…… do do do do, do do do do!”
"Imagine you could play 3DS in the girl's locker room while they're getting changed but they can't see you because you're invisible... and you can have sex with them, also." the clunky way nick pins also onto the end of that sentence makes it so fucking funny
Imagine a world where Stav never left the show, Adam wasn’t the host to his own show, and Nick wasn’t murdering truckers on Midwest highways. I do, because I’m gay.
I like how nick was trying to work in the darth vader into the scenarios, but didnt sound too happy when they didnt work too well, but then at the end you can here him waiting for that pause, almost laughinh, cause he knew finally that darth vader line would be perfect 😅
A couple I was friends with would argue, and I'd put on the rod voice and say "picture this" and the mock what they were fighting about it was my favorite bit
Jordan peele twilight zone pitch. “What if we learn at the end of every episode, the real monster all along was,…..wait for it,…..racism. Pretty smart eh? Eh?”
I remember watching pink panther as a kid after having seen the cartoon character and was so board out of my mind that they didn't have an animated panther stealing the gem.
Imagine if you will, a guitar center moments before closing. Inside, a young apathetic man is getting ready to shut down the store for the day. Just before he goes to lock the door an offensively Jewish trans woman walks in and starts demanding price cuts on the cheapest model, trapping him in a perpetual conversation he can never leave. As it turns out this Guitar Center was in… the Twilight Zone…
I’ve paused the video at the beginning. Here is my prediction: Someone, probably Stav, will say something like “Imagine you are gay”. Edit: That was quick.
Imagine... a podcast made by 3 gay dudes listened to by gay dudes
I'm not gay, bro. I'm just practicing on dudes before I start fucking broads.
@@WhatCanSmith nice
Only Podcast by gay guys for gay guys
Welcome to the scary door.
Made me angry >:^(
"Imagine getting road head in a monster truck... The Awesome Zone..." LOL
It gets me every time when Stav is losing it because Nick adds his suggestion into the bit.
And the judge is Darth Vader
My favorite is when Stav says something and Nick immediately repeats it and Stav loses it
Imagine a world where a man gets his girlfriend a bottle of fruit punch, two big bags of chips and a rotting banana from a local 7-11 because of a surgery. The surgery in question? A bong hit transplant. Where? The twilight zone.
Amazing
Did tom write this comment? Jesus.im gay
Finally, it works in a punchline. Barely, but I can sleep now.
Also, I’m gay
@PauloHernandezXD you’ll be straight one day my boy
I feel like the punchline was supposed to be "bong water transplant" that would have been better...
No one can make nick laugh like nick does
"Who cares if there's some meaning to life? I'm sure it would be gay anyways"
- Albert Camus
Shit legitimately eased some existential dread lol
bro, not far off
misato would be my girlfriend if i wasn't gay
@@hello-rq8kf So true, man
Imagine a world where you're on a podcast called Jizztopia with your best friend Mick Nullen and he thinks YOU'RE the funny one.
I think that would look a little something... like this
I'd rather be in the universe where Tom Myers got the Tonight Show
@@CH0MSKYH0NK me too brother
and the other Jizztopians Havros Stalkias was a skinny Persian with great hair and great set of teeth and Sadam Friedland is not cool & straight guy from Germany.
@@CH0MSKYH0NK Live, from Hav're de Grace, it's Saturday Night!!
Adam is thinking about law school this whole bit
“Submitted for your approval; a man drops a dollar and a Jew taps him on the shoulder and says “pardon me sir, I believe you dropped this…… do do do do, do do do do!”
Hell yeah dude. You kinda look like the fella from American history x
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA Which one, is it Lamont?
@@Dan_Ben_Michael the gay one
And that jewish man… is Darth Vader
(The man drops a dime. Hands the other man a nickel.)
"Imagine you could play 3DS in the girl's locker room while they're getting changed but they can't see you because you're invisible... and you can have sex with them, also."
the clunky way nick pins also onto the end of that sentence makes it so fucking funny
Imagine a world where you shit your pants seconds before your podcast with 500,000 listeners goes live
Imagine a world where Podcasts were live.
@@cinemacynic980imagine a world where people listened to podcasts like this.
@@oli4735 the future is now, friend.
It’s amazing how many people can relate to being mad it wasn’t actually a pink panther
Also I hate to agree with the insect, but Adam is right; the "Pink Panther" was, indeed, the diamond
Bro, I was PISSED.
"now the whole dragon is a pedophile" underrated Stav line
Road head in a monster truck is 10/10.
Imagine a rub and tug with beautiful Chinese women…. And they all have arthritis….
…doo-do-DOO-doo doo-DOO-doo-doo….
Nick worries about the bit peaking at the dragon joke and then it proceeds to be one of the funniest bits of there’s I’ve heard
"you've had a rough day adam" this should just be the name of the podcast at this point
As Nick talks over him segueing to talk about nonsense instead of his best friends mental state.
@@Ray_D_Tutto every episode
Imagine a world where Stav never left the show, Adam wasn’t the host to his own show, and Nick wasn’t murdering truckers on Midwest highways. I do, because I’m gay.
I thought your pfp was DOOM superimposed over the George Floyd wall.
@@gorosaurssomeone should do that
@@gorosaurs I did too 😭
Imagine a world where Adam isn’t a gay bug and is funny and doesn’t make you wanna unalive yourself cus his jokes are so bad
@AirChair-e2m that world? Earth
'and he opened the fortune cookie to find the social security number of his dead aunt'
This bit got depressing fast but then somehow found its way back on course by the end
Imagine a podcast host shits himself right before recording.
I could listen to an hour more of this, I’m in actual tears as I type this.
Crack the shell to get to the pussy 😂
@@Garrett1240yo ur pussy got so much OCEAN in it
@ I hope I can be friends with both the phoenix and ledger joker. Also I am incredibly gay.
Its actually mind blowing how good Nicks impressions are.
Not gonna lie, that Serling impression ain’t even bad.
Hell yeah dude
This one is one of my most re-watched
Imagine if you will...
A world where you riff on Cumtown jokes and it is actually funny. ...and very straight.
Great contributions by Adam
Him saying Jordan peele twilight zone was allowed to do the native American bit was pretty good though
I'm getting so mad about Nick interrupting Adam with incorrect info about The Pink Panther
it's very upsetting
Adam definitely looked it up during.
@@gorillazfan3 no because his phone was still in the pocket of his poopy pants
I like how nick was trying to work in the darth vader into the scenarios, but didnt sound too happy when they didnt work too well, but then at the end you can here him waiting for that pause, almost laughinh, cause he knew finally that darth vader line would be perfect 😅
Nick's Rod Serling is just his gay actor Michael Douglas
You mean his gay presenter Rod Serling
@@Dr.W1zard Rod Servicing
They’re the same guy irl
I love how meta the "We don't have an episode, just keep saying things" is. Also I'm gay.
A couple I was friends with would argue, and I'd put on the rod voice and say "picture this" and the mock what they were fighting about it was my favorite bit
2:25 stav turning on his night vision goggles
Of all the dumb crap to finally break me, it was "an army of loyal chimps"
"The second they cross you."
I was fucking unhinged at “non-stinky Indian woman”
How the hell are Nick's impressions always so spot-on?
Jordan peele twilight zone pitch.
“What if we learn at the end of every episode, the real monster all along was,…..wait for it,…..racism. Pretty smart eh? Eh?”
Get Out was a crime against humanity.
"Playing nintendo ds in the girls locker room" had me squeak
You know Stav tried to eat that pink insulation atleast once as a child thinking it was carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Holy fuck the Winnie the Pooh shit had me howling
There’s vitamins in the heroin
Imagine an Indian woman, but she doesn’t smell bad…..
I simply can't
@@Agentshadling …Doo-do-DOO-do do-DOO-do-doo….
Imagine Apu...not crapping in the street.
@@twerktospec Imagine a Chinese woman who doesn’t yell at you when you refuse to pay the rent ten days early….
….Doo doo DOO doo…,,,
well you have to. because she clearly doesnt exist in our world.
Stav on Norman Mailer "Norman Mailer...the guy from all that shit".
stav has the best one liners. i know because he is my best friend. and he is not fat and we are not gay
Imagine a Chinese woman that knows how to drive
....
Hot damn this is the kind of humor ive missed
Nick mimicking the theme song kills me
The Winnie the Pooh one got me. Sometimes Adam just paints a picture that's so dumb and crude that you can't help but crack up.
*"What if women had a shell, like a 🦀, and you had to crack it open to get to the 🐱?"*
I remember watching pink panther as a kid after having seen the cartoon character and was so board out of my mind that they didn't have an animated panther stealing the gem.
I like how you can’t even tell Adam is there til like 11 mins in. Fucking awesome Adam sucks
The Twinklight Zone
Imagine if you will a world where Adam Friedland is funny
A similar story did take place.
You have entered... the Adam Friedland Show. 🎶do do do do, do do do do 🎶
Lmao getting roadhead in a monster truck
Burt Kreisher recommended next on my UA-cam algorithm? Oh HECK yeah!
Oh hell no
fuck kreisher and segura. i want to turn off autoplay just to avoid them
Ugh that's gross
Same, it always gets recommended even though I select "stop recommending channel"
Imagine a world where Bert Kreisher had a funnier friend so all he had to do was laugh and sometimes riff. And also Adam is there
Love hearing Adam riffing with the boys :)
fuck my head hurts from laughing
One of if not the most underrated bits
Im gay actor Michael Douglas and I just came into this thread to promote my movie " Wallstreet" that features " The crisco kid" himself Charlie Sheen
This owns so much
This is some prime material for saul lol
dude that indian lady bit was fkn crazy. dam nick carried this podcast
No one saying Adam is right, it is the diamond, and gay Nick was gay wrong
Crying laughing while desperately trying to eat noodles, how dare you.
I love stav at 11:34 and also everything after lol
Just want to say thanks to ya'll for diggin the bit... also I'm gay!
The Pink Panther panther was a thief, and the Pink Panther is a Pink Diamond. And I'm gay - Adam Friedland
The pink panther is the name of the diamond. Also im gay.
Twilight zone was amazing
Man i hope nick does comedy again
"The French inhaler, I stamped and mailed her"
I never heard this I just thought Rod Serling saying gay things would b funny. I knew Nick would have me covered.
Solid contributions by Adam as usual.
Beacuse I'm gay, in the twilight zone
This one is an easy top 5
I'd like the fandoms of all the series mentioned here to listen to be confronted with this....
Imagine a world. That be crazy
More like The Twilight Bone Zone.
Adam had the best lines in this one 👌
Imagine me..
..not being gay? 🎶DoDododoDoDododo🎶
3:27 True story
The pink panther was the diamond you fools
The Pink Panther was the guy who tried to found a gay chapter of the Black Panthers... and his name was...
_Barack Obama!!!_
Hes doing this bit for me
He’s doing it AT me
Am I allowed to like this in 2024?
@@bigfaec2798 you are… in the Guy-Light Zone
2:26 night vision activated
Pooh bit is top tier
Adam contributes even less than usual on this one.
He had a rough day.
Imagine a world where you have not one, not two but FIVE episodes in the can
I fucking love this bit
Imagine a world where I’m straight.
Simply unfathomable
7:48 Every white opium addict in the 1800s be like
2:26 thought my door was opening
Same
Oh shit. The boys firing on all cylinders.
Imagine a world where I was straight
I'm gonna be 40 in 4 years, I think I gotta stop listening to this kinda stuff at some point 😂
Sorry to hear that
RIP
I'm 52...still listening to this kind of shit
@jamespaultaylor2059 what was it like living thru world War 2
You're here forever
Imagine if you will, a guitar center moments before closing. Inside, a young apathetic man is getting ready to shut down the store for the day. Just before he goes to lock the door an offensively Jewish trans woman walks in and starts demanding price cuts on the cheapest model, trapping him in a perpetual conversation he can never leave. As it turns out this Guitar Center was in… the Twilight Zone…
hi, im gay writer rod serling
Damn I’d love to live in the Guylight Zone
I’ve paused the video at the beginning. Here is my prediction: Someone, probably Stav, will say something like “Imagine you are gay”.
Edit: That was quick.
What if a man..... Was a WOman? Cue theme song
Imagine a guitar centre....
Kinda gotta laugh
Where is “I barely knew her” from?
It's a 100+ yr. old joke: "Soccer (sock her)? I hardly know her!"