Imagine a world where a man gets his girlfriend a bottle of fruit punch, two big bags of chips and a rotting banana from a local 7-11 because of a surgery. The surgery in question? A bong hit transplant. Where? The twilight zone.
"Imagine getting road head in a monster truck... The Awesome Zone..." LOL It gets me every time when Stav is losing it because Nick adds his suggestion into the bit.
“Submitted for your approval; a man drops a dollar and a Jew taps him on the shoulder and says “pardon me sir, I believe you dropped this…… do do do do, do do do do!”
and the other Jizztopians Havros Stalkias was a skinny Persian with great hair and great set of teeth and Sadam Friedland is not cool & straight guy from Germany.
"Imagine you could play 3DS in the girl's locker room while they're getting changed but they can't see you because you're invisible... and you can have sex with them, also." the clunky way nick pins also onto the end of that sentence makes it so fucking funny
Imagine a world where Stav never left the show, Adam wasn’t the host to his own show, and Nick wasn’t murdering truckers on Midwest highways. I do, because I’m gay.
Jordan peele twilight zone pitch. “What if we learn at the end of every episode, the real monster all along was,…..wait for it,…..racism. Pretty smart eh? Eh?”
I agree with Stav, when I was like 4 years old I wanted a package of spinach because it had Popeye on the bag. Now I unironically like spinach & I’m also gay :3
I remember watching pink panther as a kid after having seen the cartoon character and was so board out of my mind that they didn't have an animated panther stealing the gem.
I like how nick was trying to work in the darth vader into the scenarios, but didnt sound too happy when they didnt work too well, but then at the end you can here him waiting for that pause, almost laughinh, cause he knew finally that darth vader line would be perfect 😅
Imagine if you will, a guitar center moments before closing. Inside, a young apathetic man is getting ready to shut down the store for the day. Just before he goes to lock the door an offensively Jewish trans woman walks in and starts demanding price cuts on the cheapest model, trapping him in a perpetual conversation he can never leave. As it turns out this Guitar Center was in… the Twilight Zone…
I’ve paused the video at the beginning. Here is my prediction: Someone, probably Stav, will say something like “Imagine you are gay”. Edit: That was quick.
I would love to write a thesis in my sociology class about why cum town is actually funny. My best guess is that it's just the dumbest shit you've ever heard that it breaches beyond anything that is sane.
For one thing, I would say their dynamic is what makes it funny. Nick always has some weird, stupid or kinda racist rift, sometimes stav will add to it or just kinda say some stupid shit to keep the rift going, and Adam sits there like a bitch until he says something wrong, gay or that someone else has already said, then Nick and Stav can mock him for and hopefully launch into more bits off. It was a perfect formula that lasted them about 5 years longer than it really should have lol. I would never play this podcast in front of anyone else but I do listen to this shit regularly at work.
I've watched them both. The Twilight Zone is better. Far more abstract and nihilistic. The outer limits has dumb bullshit like Jesus born in 1995 or a human hiding in a robot world. It's like the band Greta Van Fleet. It sounds like Zeppelin but in actuality, it's a bunch of gay dudes ripping off Led Zeppelin. I know this for a fact because I'm gay.
Imagine... a podcast made by 3 gay dudes listened to by gay dudes
I'm not gay, bro. I'm just practicing on dudes before I start fucking broads.
@@WhatCanSmith nice
Only Podcast by gay guys for gay guys
Welcome to the scary door.
Made me angry >:^(
Imagine a world where a man gets his girlfriend a bottle of fruit punch, two big bags of chips and a rotting banana from a local 7-11 because of a surgery. The surgery in question? A bong hit transplant. Where? The twilight zone.
Amazing
Did tom write this comment? Jesus.im gay
Finally, it works in a punchline. Barely, but I can sleep now.
Also, I’m gay
I wish I had a gf :(
Too bad I’m gay :3
@@PauloHernandezXD you’ll be straight one day my boy
"Imagine getting road head in a monster truck... The Awesome Zone..." LOL
It gets me every time when Stav is losing it because Nick adds his suggestion into the bit.
And the judge is Darth Vader
My favorite is when Stav says something and Nick immediately repeats it and Stav loses it
"Who cares if there's some meaning to life? I'm sure it would be gay anyways"
- Albert Camus
Shit legitimately eased some existential dread lol
bro, not far off
misato would be my girlfriend if i wasn't gay
@@hello-rq8kf So true, man
“Submitted for your approval; a man drops a dollar and a Jew taps him on the shoulder and says “pardon me sir, I believe you dropped this…… do do do do, do do do do!”
Hell yeah dude. You kinda look like the fella from American history x
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA Which one, is it Lamont?
@@Dan_Ben_Michael the gay one
And that jewish man… is Darth Vader
(The man drops a dime. Hands the other man a nickel.)
Imagine a world where you're on a podcast called Jizztopia with your best friend Mick Nullen and he thinks YOU'RE the funny one.
I think that would look a little something... like this
I'd rather be in the universe where Tom Myers got the Tonight Show
@@CH0MSKYH0NK me too brother
and the other Jizztopians Havros Stalkias was a skinny Persian with great hair and great set of teeth and Sadam Friedland is not cool & straight guy from Germany.
@@CH0MSKYH0NK Live, from Hav're de Grace, it's Saturday Night!!
No one can make nick laugh like nick does
"Imagine you could play 3DS in the girl's locker room while they're getting changed but they can't see you because you're invisible... and you can have sex with them, also."
the clunky way nick pins also onto the end of that sentence makes it so fucking funny
"now the whole dragon is a pedophile" underrated Stav line
It’s amazing how many people can relate to being mad it wasn’t actually a pink panther
Also I hate to agree with the insect, but Adam is right; the "Pink Panther" was, indeed, the diamond
Adam is thinking about law school this whole bit
Road head in a monster truck is 10/10.
Imagine a rub and tug with beautiful Chinese women…. And they all have arthritis….
…doo-do-DOO-doo doo-DOO-doo-doo….
'and he opened the fortune cookie to find the social security number of his dead aunt'
Imagine a world where Stav never left the show, Adam wasn’t the host to his own show, and Nick wasn’t murdering truckers on Midwest highways. I do, because I’m gay.
I thought your pfp was DOOM superimposed over the George Floyd wall.
@@gorosaurssomeone should do that
"you've had a rough day adam" this should just be the name of the podcast at this point
As Nick talks over him segueing to talk about nonsense instead of his best friends mental state.
Nick worries about the bit peaking at the dragon joke and then it proceeds to be one of the funniest bits of there’s I’ve heard
Jordan peele twilight zone pitch.
“What if we learn at the end of every episode, the real monster all along was,…..wait for it,…..racism. Pretty smart eh? Eh?”
Get Out was a crime against humanity.
This bit got depressing fast but then somehow found its way back on course by the end
Hell yeah dude
Imagine if you will...
A world where you riff on Cumtown jokes and it is actually funny. ...and very straight.
Imagine a podcast host shits himself right before recording.
I'm getting so mad about Nick interrupting Adam with incorrect info about The Pink Panther
it's very upsetting
Adam definitely looked it up during.
@@gorillazfan3 no because his phone was still in the pocket of his poopy pants
Not gonna lie, that Serling impression ain’t even bad.
I love how meta the "We don't have an episode, just keep saying things" is. Also I'm gay.
Imagine an Indian woman, but she doesn’t smell bad…..
I simply can't
@@Agentshadling …Doo-do-DOO-do do-DOO-do-doo….
Imagine Apu...not crapping in the street.
@@twerktospec Imagine a Chinese woman who doesn’t yell at you when you refuse to pay the rent ten days early….
….Doo doo DOO doo…,,,
well you have to. because she clearly doesnt exist in our world.
Nick's Rod Serling is just his gay actor Michael Douglas
You mean his gay presenter Rod Serling
@@Dr.W1zard Rod Servicing
Of all the dumb crap to finally break me, it was "an army of loyal chimps"
"The second they cross you."
I was fucking unhinged at “non-stinky Indian woman”
Imagine a Chinese woman that knows how to drive
....
I like how you can’t even tell Adam is there til like 11 mins in. Fucking awesome Adam sucks
There’s vitamins in the heroin
Its actually mind blowing how good Nicks impressions are.
I could listen to an hour more of this, I’m in actual tears as I type this.
Crack the shell to get to the pussy 😂
@@Garrett1240yo ur pussy got so much OCEAN in it
Great contributions by Adam
Him saying Jordan peele twilight zone was allowed to do the native American bit was pretty good though
You know Stav tried to eat that pink insulation atleast once as a child thinking it was carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Carton candy
Holy fuck the Winnie the Pooh shit had me howling
Stav on Norman Mailer "Norman Mailer...the guy from all that shit".
stav has the best one liners. i know because he is my best friend. and he is not fat and we are not gay
Burt Kreisher recommended next on my UA-cam algorithm? Oh HECK yeah!
Oh hell no
fuck kreisher and segura. i want to turn off autoplay just to avoid them
Ugh that's gross
Same, it always gets recommended even though I select "stop recommending channel"
Imagine a world where Bert Kreisher had a funnier friend so all he had to do was laugh and sometimes riff. And also Adam is there
I agree with Stav, when I was like 4 years old I wanted a package of spinach because it had Popeye on the bag. Now I unironically like spinach & I’m also gay :3
The Twinklight Zone
How the hell are Nick's impressions always so spot-on?
Nick mimicking the theme song kills me
I remember watching pink panther as a kid after having seen the cartoon character and was so board out of my mind that they didn't have an animated panther stealing the gem.
"Playing nintendo ds in the girls locker room" had me squeak
2:25 stav turning on his night vision goggles
Hot damn this is the kind of humor ive missed
Love hearing Adam riffing with the boys :)
Imagine if you will a world where Adam Friedland is funny
A similar story did take place.
You have entered... the Adam Friedland Show. 🎶do do do do, do do do do 🎶
No one saying Adam is right, it is the diamond, and gay Nick was gay wrong
Just want to say thanks to ya'll for diggin the bit... also I'm gay!
The Winnie the Pooh one got me. Sometimes Adam just paints a picture that's so dumb and crude that you can't help but crack up.
One of if not the most underrated bits
This owns so much
The pink panther is the name of the diamond. Also im gay.
I like how nick was trying to work in the darth vader into the scenarios, but didnt sound too happy when they didnt work too well, but then at the end you can here him waiting for that pause, almost laughinh, cause he knew finally that darth vader line would be perfect 😅
The Pink Panther panther was a thief, and the Pink Panther is a Pink Diamond. And I'm gay - Adam Friedland
I love stav at 11:34 and also everything after lol
fuck my head hurts from laughing
Im gay actor Michael Douglas and I just came into this thread to promote my movie " Wallstreet" that features " The crisco kid" himself Charlie Sheen
I never heard this I just thought Rod Serling saying gay things would b funny. I knew Nick would have me covered.
Man i hope nick does comedy again
dude that indian lady bit was fkn crazy. dam nick carried this podcast
Adam contributes even less than usual on this one.
More like The Twilight Bone Zone.
Twilight zone was amazing
Beacuse I'm gay, in the twilight zone
I'd like the fandoms of all the series mentioned here to listen to be confronted with this....
This one is one of my most re-watched
This one is an easy top 5
Lmao getting roadhead in a monster truck
Crying laughing while desperately trying to eat noodles, how dare you.
Imagine a world. That be crazy
"The French inhaler, I stamped and mailed her"
Pooh bit is top tier
Adam had the best lines in this one 👌
Am I allowed to like this in 2024?
@@bigfaec2798 you are… in the Guy-Light Zone
3:27 True story
Imagine me..
..not being gay? 🎶DoDododoDoDododo🎶
Imagine a world where I was straight
7:48 Every white opium addict in the 1800s be like
This is some prime material for saul lol
Oh shit. The boys firing on all cylinders.
The pink panther was the diamond you fools
The Pink Panther was the guy who tried to found a gay chapter of the Black Panthers... and his name was...
_Barack Obama!!!_
Imagine a world where you have not one, not two but FIVE episodes in the can
2:26 thought my door was opening
Same
I like some of the podcast clips but that guys god damn laugh just puts me off properly listening
Where is “I barely knew her” from?
Imagine if you will, a guitar center moments before closing. Inside, a young apathetic man is getting ready to shut down the store for the day. Just before he goes to lock the door an offensively Jewish trans woman walks in and starts demanding price cuts on the cheapest model, trapping him in a perpetual conversation he can never leave. As it turns out this Guitar Center was in… the Twilight Zone…
2:26 night vision activated
Imagine a guitar centre....
I’ve paused the video at the beginning. Here is my prediction: Someone, probably Stav, will say something like “Imagine you are gay”.
Edit: That was quick.
Damn I’d love to live in the Guylight Zone
Kinda gotta laugh
What if a man..... Was a WOman? Cue theme song
I'm gonna be 40 in 4 years, I think I gotta stop listening to this kinda stuff at some point 😂
Sorry to hear that
RIP
I'm 52...still listening to this kind of shit
@jamespaultaylor2059 what was it like living thru world War 2
You're here forever
Oh yeah that one person who died in 2012
Also I’m gay
someone died in 2012
@@alpharoo2581yeah of Covid-69
I would love to write a thesis in my sociology class about why cum town is actually funny. My best guess is that it's just the dumbest shit you've ever heard that it breaches beyond anything that is sane.
For one thing, I would say their dynamic is what makes it funny. Nick always has some weird, stupid or kinda racist rift, sometimes stav will add to it or just kinda say some stupid shit to keep the rift going, and Adam sits there like a bitch until he says something wrong, gay or that someone else has already said, then Nick and Stav can mock him for and hopefully launch into more bits off. It was a perfect formula that lasted them about 5 years longer than it really should have lol. I would never play this podcast in front of anyone else but I do listen to this shit regularly at work.
@@Notimportant3737 I remember when I started first listening to this I would have to roll my windows up in traffic just to hide my shame 😭
11:25
6:46
Imagine a world where a Jewish Bugs girlfriend gets a train ran on her by 14 guys and then the bug becomes gay. Or maybe he was gay all along?
The Outer Limits>The Twilight Zone
I've watched them both. The Twilight Zone is better. Far more abstract and nihilistic.
The outer limits has dumb bullshit like Jesus born in 1995 or a human hiding in a robot world. It's like the band Greta Van Fleet. It sounds like Zeppelin but in actuality, it's a bunch of gay dudes ripping off Led Zeppelin.
I know this for a fact because I'm gay.
@@fakename503hell yeah